/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 115
Alexander Volkov vs. Stefan Struve
Marion Reneau vs. Talita de Oliveira
Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Rob Wilkinson
Leon Edwards vs. Bryan Barberena
You're at a party in the favelas and these 2 walk up to you and grope your bund
>Oi cutche boy you havey one very nice bunda, come lets go makingsexowith ustogethers
What do you do?
for sure I've been a colby fan since the oregon state days my guy
>mfw they still doubt me
HERES THE TALE OF THE TAPE
>just watched a pure grappler get absolutely stuffed and dumpstered by woodley
>"b-b-but for sure muh college wrestler with shit tier striking will be the one to dethrone him my man!!!!!!"
lmao @ whitebois
>>77932941
is this increasing by 2 picks every thread you post it?
>Boxing
>>77933036
you'll doubt ColGOAT even after he dusts Maia
>>77933041
people just need to come to terms that twood might unironically be the greatest WW of all time. Boring yes but still great
Is BASED T-Wood an honorary white man? His fight IQ is off the charts
>>77932960
the one on the left looks like she might not have a penis so no
Just imagine Schaub's son when he becomes about 10 and begins watching his father's old fights. Thinking he's gonna be great but then seeing him getting knocked out cold over and over. How would he feel at that moment? Sad? Or feel complete disappointment and lose all respect for his father
>>77933090
no, he's black. black as fuck. unapologetically black. you whitebois are going to have to deal with the fact that a black man is physically and mentally superior to all your great white hopes.
>>77932960
If you're gonna force this copy pasta, ateast get it right. It's bunda not bund
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/902673791146311681?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bloodyelbow.com%2F2017%2F8%2F29%2F16223846%2Ffloyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor-dana-white-fight-pass-refund-boxing-ufc-mma-news
damn the ufc absolutely threw neulion under the bus here
THIS IS A /MONEY TEAM/ THREAD
https://youtu.be/qEC12ieb8TI
https://youtu.be/qEC12ieb8TI
https://youtu.be/qEC12ieb8TI
THIS IS A /MONEY TEAM/ THREAD
>>77933129
He's already lost to 3 white MEN
RDA is at 1.40
Convince me why he wont legkick Magny to death
>>77933119
Imagine how he would feel when he watches the infamous Rogan podcast that retired his dad
>conor drew 6.5 million against floyd
boxing btfo
>>77933084
twood hasn't defended long enough. I would love to nick diaz vs Twood for style reasons.
Could you beat Bisping's 15 year old son in a fight?
Keep in mind he's 6'2", 180lbs, a high school wrestler, and a jiu jitsu blue belt.
>>77933209
I think he'd be surprised
>>77933227
Really? I think YOU'D be surprised
>>77933209
Unironically I would heem his son and then mike right after.
>>77933090
As much as I hate Woodley, I would love to see him KO Colby
>>77933209
when the hell did he become such a chad?
Animal Spicy Banger(ASB): https://youtu.be/HrHeKcZV7vA
>>77933209
yeah I'll just stab him to death if it's a street fight
>>77933312
delete this
>>77933203
better fighters than gsp
So on the UFC weight fighters have bios. Some of them are hilarious, so I read them every now and again.
But look at Bisping (it hasn't been updated in a while):
http://www.ufc.com/fighter/Michael-Bisping
>Do you have any heroes? I’ve got nothing but respect for the guys at the top of the chain – guys like Chuck Liddell and Georges St-Pierre
>Georges St-Pierre
>>77933209
Depends on if he has his Dad's chin.
>>77933335
If he wins 3-4 more he can be in that category. He has too many losses and draws recently. It's about how long he stays on top. There have been a ton of guys who look unbeatable for a while. The hard part is title defense after title defense. He is still 3-4 fights away from that level.
>>77933036
I don't think Tiger is 3 yet
>>77933362
maia, thompson, and lawler are better defences than anyone gsp faced, excluding preusada hendricks.
>>77933373
Thats fighter years. He was fighting off black dicks entering his mom while in a lower promotion before signing with the ufc
>>77933385
So what? It's only vs 3 fighters. He probably is the underdog vs Rory in a rematch.
>>77933385
Maia is basically Jake Shields
>>77933067
>MMA
>went to get a haircut
>barber picks up phone
>don't think too much of it
>look over my shoulder
>he's taking pictures of me
>"what are you taking pictures for?"
>"Oh, just my instagram page"
I wanted to call him a z*lch so badly and heem him right there. Then I would've been called the bad guy.
>>77933393
You realize that is a baby you're talking about, right?
>>77933394
3 better fighters than gsp ever beat, be real for a second here.
>>77933411
maia was the third coming of christ before tyron btfo him, thompson was the second and he btfo him too, twice.
>>77933418
>going to some faggy numale barber
your own fault bud
>>77933431
Maia lost to Masvidal
>>77933439
I know, dude gave me his card, I couldn't have ripped it to shred faster.
>>77933424
Im not knocking his wins? He put together a pretty solid record
>>77933439
black barbers are the GOAT
>>77933444
upvoted
>>77933468
s-surely it will workt his time!
>>77933468
Go eat guinea pigs loser
>>77933468
no it's a fucking sport you moron
I understand why people wear rashguards for grappling. My joints and shoulders feel like they've got a pretty bad sunburn
How do I achieve this level of natty?
>>77933209
>Bisping's son will fight a now grizzled veteran post-PEDs Sage Northcutt for the Middleweight belt
>mfw just out of the shower
>mfw feeling fresh af
>>77933418
I always get a military haircut by myself
its piss easy and it looks badass
barbers are such a waste of money that you may very well buy drugs or steroids with the money
>>77933720
looks a bit like Joe Rogan in this pic
ronda a cute
How is it that knocking weidman out wasn't enough for a titleshot? Didn't dude have like an 8 fight win streak in UFC?
>>77933542
Did you start roiding at 2?
>>77933542
8 hour arm workouts god dammit
>>77933870
I'd give a kidney to have her shit on my chest after sex
conor vs gathje? conor in round 2.
>>77933955
clarify, does that mean she only has to shit on your chest after you had sex with someone else, or does it have to be sex with her then the shit?
Who is your all-time most loved to watch fight women's mixed martial artist?
We've learnt that
1. He can't take it.
2. Panics under intense pressure.
3. Doesn't punch back when hit and hurt.
4. Power is VERY overrated.
5. He talks the talk and that's what it is. Talk!
6. He's Floyd's bitch despite Floyd being 40 and at 20lbs lighter.
M
7. He's just a comedy villain and a clown
Floyd beats his ass after being out of the Ring for over 2 years and without much training.
Floyd had him backing away all night after he gave him the first 2 rounds.
Floyd beat him like he stole something.
Floyd's your superior all around a boxing ring.
Floyd's the A side.
Floyd is pure skill and talent.
Conor is a con artist.
Conor should stay out the ring or I guarantee he will be ktfo and badly hurt UNLESS he picks on a much smaller very light puncher. Even then the bearded prick might catch a beating.
Boxing is only for the toughest and most skilled of athletes.
How fragile are MMA fighters to be knocked out by Conor? Floyd was never troubled at all and he took all his shots without so much as blinking.
Boxing
>>77934169
Based Floyd smashed that potatonigger good.
>>77933067
>Help me ref, he's hitting me
>just turn your back and cower. It's illegal to punch someone who's back is turned.
>Thanks Ref!
>boxing fags don't even know what grappling is and think we all love mcgregor
>they don't even know what it is so they don't get why we all laugh at them when they pretend to be superior
HOWLING
>>77934306
>if it was a weal fight
L
>>77933985
Either or
>>77934328
most of the boxing trolls are just /heem/ posters who hated mcgregor
>>77932960
>Oi cutche boy you havey one very nice bunda, come lets go makingsexowith ustogethers
shiiiiiiiiieeeeett
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYbw0_6FZ-t/
is this good technique? would it stop you in a fight?
Favourite five fighters (in order):
1. Conor McGregor
2. Mark Hunt
3. Daniel Cormier
4. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
5. Anderson Silva
Least favourite five fighters (in order):
1. Jose Aldo
2. Nate Diaz
3. Jon Jones
4. Ronda Rousey
5. Demetrious Johnson (Fight TJ you little fuck)
Rate/10
based chael
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHu9ANoSp7E
>>77934365
i'd drop down and butt scoot that bitch away from my wife and her son
>>77934359
what would you do?
>>77934375
conor dickrider 189'er /10
>>77933119
Isn't this his real dad?
>>77934420
>>77932941
Volkov
Reneau
Wilkinson
Barberena
>>77934306
Not what happened, fag. Mcgregor is the one that got behind Mayweather during a clinch, because he's fucking retarded. He could've ended the fight at the beginning of round 9 if he wasn't such a fucktard, he had Mayweather seriously hurt.
>>77934443
>>77934468
Link the tweet. I'll be waiting for eternity.
>>77934420
>>77934443
how come she took her top off for a tiny tattoo like that?
>>77934479
>took her top off
She wasn't wearing a top, it's a one-piece.
>>77934466
>He could've ended the fight at the beginning of round 9 if he wasn't such a fucktard, he had Mayweather seriously hurt.
what is the best scheduled fight left this year?
>>77934508
TJ/Cody
>>77934483
Why would you wear a one-piece when going to get a tattoo
>>77934483
why do you care so much? its obvious trolling but you respond every time
>>77934516
I've never got a tattoo so I wouldn't know.
>>77934522
It's not trolling, they hate Schaub with every fiber in their bodies.
>>77934466
>this is what mmafags believe
>>77934375
>4. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
she posted this today good to see she's learning bjj
>>77933090
Alistair Overreem is my favorite fighter. I just wish so badly we could have prime horsemeat non-glass chin Reem in the UFC today. He's got the perfect look of a UFC HW champ too.
I feel like in fight fans eyes today he is just a meme.
>>77934551
its a little late
>>77934483
for sure she had to take the whole thing off and rub her body against the bbta right my guy?
>>77934584
She's not even touching him.
>>77934574
>He's got the perfect look
you overeem guys are weird
B A S E D
>>77934574
>i feel like in fight fan's eyes today he is just a meme
Maybe, but I think so in a good way.
He has this aura of sheer power around him, which can be funny but I like it too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdAa7rBne28
>>77934608
>That meme fight may have single handedly destroyed MMA
>>77934387
>may pac did 2 mil buys and the 4.4 mil was a lie
>the money belt is fake and floyd ditched it in the mgm lobby
>judges gave conor 1 round
chael blowing this wide open
what's the best gym for wmma? MMA Gold seems to be doing pretty good
>>77934354
I can't be so sure of that because a majority of it comes from a brit flag
>>77934574
How wet were those Japanese women?
>>77934633
this gym and
coconut creek ATT, also make sure to see artie lange's last performance there before he dies if you live in the area
Anyone else watching the replay of UFC 205 Alvarez vs. McGregor on FS1
>>77934662
JJ vs Karolina on now
>>77934662
am now
>>77934652
*cringe*
wew lad.
what you post on the interwebs is there forever.
no one needs to know this much about you.
>>77934729
Dope
Has Schaub delivered on his promise about delivering that picture if Conor didn't last 12 rounds?
Stipe shattered overeem's fine china all over the octagon
>>77934781
When do you first accept that you were a homosexual?
This is really making me miss goldie
>>77934785
Overeem's getting his rematch anyway. Maybe.
Depends if Stipe doesn't just decide to do 1 boxing match and then quit fighting all together.
>>77934785
Stipe tapped it off the shelf
>>77934652
You tell me
>>77932941
Struve
Reneau
Wilkinson
Barberena
>>77934803
His JJ impersonation was classic
>>77934816
fuck overeem, give the shot to ngannou. do cain overseem, i dont care if it's too late, i need to see it before I die
https://www.mmamania.com/2017/8/1/16075466/brendan-schaub-will-send-dick-pic-conor-mcgregor-gets-finished-floyd-mayweather
Has he addressed this? Die he lie? Was he "just pretending?" Anik got the tattoo. Schaub needs to deliver.
>>77934850
very gay, dude
https://youtu.be/003XtIYHRnU?t=1m55s
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
brendan lied to his fans. i was honestly under the impression he wasn't a bullshitter but i'm not going to listen to his fight breakdowns any longer.
>>77934535
Has nothing to do with what I believe, it's all about the facts, buddeh. And the fact of the matter is that an MMA fighter was mere seconds away from finishing one of the GOAT boxers.
Jesus JJ's striking is so much better than Karolina's
>>77934902
Thanks anon, my ant really enjoyed this webm
>>77934884
lmao
>>77934903
so is mines
>>77934608
I liked Aldo but now he seems like such an insecure fag
>>77934918
>>77934884
BOI GOT KNOCKED
>>77934915
Nice deflection, buddeh.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NBHJOmxhBYY
Has no one acknowledged Brendan Schaub lying about photographing himself if Conor didn't last 12 rounds? How the fuck hasn't he been called out on this? I'm done with him if he doesn't follow through.
>>77934884
GLASS CHIN
>>77934903
i hate watching her fights, bitch cant finish a salad
>>77934902
A heem for ants?
schaub also lost the $100,000 bet conor didn't win roundS he needs to donate it to charity or he's a scumbag
>>77934952
Her kicks look like they don't have much on them. She is accurate though.
>>77934945
Schaub 1 month ago:
>Bro I am anti Game of Thrones, I can't stand that show you'll never catch me watching that
>Schaub 1 day ago:
>Bro I am SO into Game of Thrones, best tv show ever my man
>>77934944
I'm not deflecting anything, I don't even know what you're discussing, my ant just liked watching your webm
>>77934903
Keep in mind Joanna's next fight is against a woman who just lost a striking battle to Karolina.
>>77934974
100% game of thrones is a beast my man
>>77934983
They only problem she would have is if someone had decent stand up enough to make her go on the defensive and be open for a takedown. I don't see anyone out striking her.
>>77934974
>lied about the **** *** promise
>lied about the $100,000
i'm done defending him
where's the heeminder for september?
>>77933129
woodley is a proud vietnamese
I don't know why I thought this fight was closer than it was
>>77935039
no podcast version pls
>>77933209
yes
6'2 220 82'
>>77934884
I'm gonna make an edit of this with Rogan commentary
>>77934944
Watching this back, even though it's pretty poor quality, it doesn't look like he actually hurt Mayweather at all. It's just a groin shot. Mayweather certainly wasn't wobbly
>>77935065
please do
>>77935065
No thank you.
>>77933924
Because Bisping is dodging the new hope for classic, brutal, actually skilled MMA fighters.
He doesn't want to be murdered for sport
>>77934944
>oh for sure mayweather was in huge trouble my man
>>77934466
MMA fag detected.
Go back to asp
>>77934884
https://youtu.be/1niqNBUWOPE
Damn this fight was boring
>>77935073
>H-He wasn't even hurt!
>H-He was only reeling over in pain because Mcgregor hit him in the nuts, even though that obviously never happened!
>>77935121
>fighters never fake groin shots
>>77934375
How the fuck do you hate Jose Aldo. Dude is a beast.
Jon Jones is a beast. Considering everyone is on steroids. Except Nate Diaz, who is a beast.
I don't know how these people can be your least favorite fighters. Unless, of course, you only like personalities.
>>77935137
Lmao, so the GOAT boxer had to cheat at his own sport to beat an 0-0 amateur? Kek that's even worse.
does joanna throw more strikes than anyone else in the ufc?
Where are the Invicta picks?
>>77935148
'''strikes'''
>>77934884
jesus this thing can rip you to shreds
that was the back of the head though wasn't it
>>77935140
>Considering everyone is on steroids.
wait tuf is on tonight? Feels like there was just one, Might watch this one because it probably wont be cringy and I like Eddie
Masvidal would outbox Andre Ward.
>>77935147
you lost
>>77935121
Mate I'd rather Goobs won that fight, but with the quality of the video you posted, it's hard to tell and honestly it does look like a groin strike. Floyd reels back, but it seems like the pain was because he got hit in the balls
>>77933209
>having a receding hairline at 15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPeH4gGEI8k
Anyone have the picture of Coral Springs next to Schaub
Poor KK she did good that round
>>77935274
It doesn't exist on /heem/, only on my phone.
>>77935267
amanda's body looks like a bigger version of barao
>>77935274
>>77935333
that's really him? what a creep!
>>77935351
No, it's not me. It's some D-list actor.
KK did better in this fight than I remembered.
>>77935359
don't reply to me, or my son's ever again.
beat it you creep!
>>77935239
Thats not a receding hair line
Who is your favorite fighter with the CTE?
>>77935379
she wobbled joanna late in the fight but that's about it.
>>77935387
post your mum's feet arthur
>>77935401
JJ's face looks like an Engineer from Prometheus
>imagine being a fighter named Harvey
>name sucked until recently
>Hurricane Harvey Jones is born
https://youtu.be/003XtIYHRnU?t=37m7s
HEEM DELETED
>>77935426
I feel like that wouldn't go over too well
How do you think Rose's brother will do in the ufc bantamweight division?
>>77935441
just have to wait for all of this to blow over
>>77935445
>tfw you'll never bend him over
>>77935432
early stoppage tbqh
Woodley v Thompson up next on FS1 for the replay of 205
>>77935473
he sounds pretty lonely.
>>77935484
we can be lonely together mr namajunas, you don't have to shill yourself on 4chan
GOAT
The UFC's answer to Canelo vs GGG
>>77935526
>>77935569
*taps to strikes*
>>77935569
>*loses to 5'3 manlet*
>>77935526
Reminder
>>77935608
Bisping won the decision.
Anderson won the fight.
>>77935608
Don't have KK pictures to spam? Or did you drop it because you didn't get the attention you expected?
>>77935553
>Ferguson/Lee won't even be main event!!1
>Just joking it actually is
>>77935569
t. natty GOAT
>>77935627
don't have scat to spam? Or did you drop it because you didn't get the attention you expected?
>>77935640
btfo by based greek god
>>77935640
The only thing I "spam" are pics of the Natty GOAT
I need 60 cents worth of bitcoin /heem/
Appreciate it
>>77935685
Post Address.
duck that chin buddeh
>>77935690
How come he is such a Chad by looks but such an autist by personality
>>77935708
14Dr51qPoCbQzENW9iBnWGixREyFwGusqT
>>77935588
>>77935602
You guys are going to be so salty come November
>>77935636
Best welterweight
>>77934932
What in the actual fuck is this flailing monstrosity?
>>77935723
Vitor was a beast
who wins a BJJ match? mayweather or longbitch?
>>77935401
>post your mum's feet arthur
what a weird guy
>>77935797
We need a TRT league pronto. Make Ubereem & Vitor Great Again
>>77935765
>Best welterweight
who's the champion again?
>>77935845
>>77935859
Georges 'Rush' St. Pierre is the champ, my man.
>>77935886
way too many women fighting
>>77935845
That's why the UFC is lacking. Bring back the TRT
You DICK RIDIN Floyd Mayweather
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laC6NmcGpEQ
>>77935886
not enough non-asians yet
>>77935934
Gotta love the triggered white bois
does bellator test?
>>77935972
The UFC doesn't test, USADA does. I think it'd be the same.
>>77935955
YOU'VE DONE NUUUUUTHING
>>77935972
>>77935990
hmmmmmm
>>77935972
I would assume so since they want to be seen as a legit alternative to UFC
>>77936015
lashley vs ngannou for rose's hand when?
>>77936015
in that case, shael and candilei should've been yoked
>>77936037
you gotta be able to take it, remember this
remember now, you can't just dish it
https://youtu.be/WFzazKya1lY 7:30 nigga sounds punch drunk
>>77936056
tbf, there's many ways to roid and not get caught. however, Lashley does mandrama, and I would imagine he takes some nasty shit for that
>>77934347
why not just strip to your underwear?
Woodley can't even finish a rocked Thompson in the guillotine kek
>>77936067
stoned
Perry vs Masvidal
Who wins?
Where's the Invicta picks guy?
>>77932960
>>77936118
Jorge
Contender series with Snoop was fun but I'm glad it's over. I really hope they give Faber a legit announcing gig. He's great when Snoop isn't yelling stupid shit over top of him.
>>77936118
Platinum already got fucked up by Jouban
>>77935972
Chael has a stipulation in his Bellator contract that he's fined $500,000 if he fails a drug test.
>>77936159
is this true?
>>77932941
volkov
reanau
mcgregor
edwards
hot take:
mcrgegor has a lot of tough guys his last 3 fights and timing isn't right for khabib yet...
so give him a tune up.
Paulie in the octagon
>invicta tomorrow
>fightpass 24/7 shows wmma and episodes of fightmom all day
>>77936132
who is she?
>>77936206
hot take more like shite take
>>77936206
Diaz is obviously Mcgregors next fight.
Khabib fasted himself out contention. Everyone thinks he's a joke now.
>>77936118
it would be a banger and Masvidal can easily beat him
But mike would battle hard and it would be a shootout
>>77936159
>>77936182
>he believes chael
is TUF tonight?
GSP humiliates Bispiss
GSP destroys Tyrone
GSP decisions McGregor
In that order, three weight world champion. Undisputed greatest of all time, reconfirmed.
>>77935758
>>77936275
he's the best of all time by default since anderson and jones DQ'd themselves.
>>77936112
he is stoned kek
>>77933129
It must be tough being bleached and being a KANG at the same time
>>77936268
pls respond
>>77936268
>>77936299
yes m8
Man Woodley looks pissed after the corrected the decision
>>77936307
thanks m8
>>77936312
honestly looked like he wanted to heem joe
>>77936327
>>77936320
it's on in about 30 mins
>>77936292
dude that last upper cut... that is a hate crime bruh
who /mcgregormalinaggi/ here?
>>77933542
Do you think that chest tattoo was originally a black dick but then he decided to cover it up by changing it into a faggy looking dagger?
>>77936370
No, fuck off.
>>77936374
jesus christ dude can't unsee now fucking a
>>77936405
you may be a faggot, see a doctor
>>77936374
could be
Alvarez v McGregor replay of 205 on FS1
any webm makers around mind making me some judo webms, a major judo fb fan page is getting a cease and desist demand from ijf, like to convert some of the media before its taken down
>>77936385
relax guy, why so hostile?
Will Tyrone EVER recover?
>>77936374
Lesnar is god. You remember that.
>>77936455
malinaggi is a fuckin fag
>>77936464
I dont think thats true desu
>>77936436
Why do I remember Conor coming out to 50 cent?
>>77935972
The AC testing is standard on a state-by-state basis for all combat sports
>>77936489
I'm not watching it but if they are replaying a fight on live tv they edit the entrance music on account of rights fees
>>77936460
Oh shit Tyron dun fucked up
Is anyone else not even bothering with a single episode of TUF this season?
>>77936206
fuck that shit
McGoobs has had 2 legit fights in 2 YEARS
they should have cut him the morning after teh Mayweather disaster. shit would have been cash.
>>77936436
Sure, gimme a link
>>77934932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mcqb3LO_OQ
>>77936460
Will Colby ever be the WW GOAT let alone the WW CHAMP?
>>77936532
I'm actually watching it because of the WMMA, I haven't watched in years.
>>77936460
wow covington is a racist? that explains alot
>>77934169
>>77936548
He's the uncrowned champ
>>77936548
lol no
>>77936548
>Will Colby ever be the WW GOAT let alone the WW CHAMP?
>>77936537
Hey thanks man i appreciate it
4chan thinks the post are spam, so type facebok dot come before
347687625378359/videos/845181442295639/
>>77936543
UFC fighters hate him
>>77936577
when did colby learn how to spit like this
give this kid a mic or make a scene for him
>>77936551
It's a little more meaningful with the fighters trying to get out of Invicta, there's no point when it's a bunch of dudes they already have under contract
>>77936577
I know he's lying cause Colby never throws any combinations in any of his fights. Most boring WW in the world trying to talk himself into a title shot.
>>77936460
tyrone is a big star
>>77936577
CHAOS
H
A
O
S
anybody been to UFC events?
i went to
>RDA vs Cowboy 2
pretty good night of fights. diaz vs johnson was the highlight of the night BY FAR
>texiera vs rashad
shit sucked
>UFC 200
ok but sucked compared to the hype
>>77936577
>colby is a racist
That explains it
>>77936608
so thats who Tiger's real dad is
>>77936577
Oh for sure I would take Tyron into deep waters my man
>c-colby
when will you learn?
>>77936632
might got to 218 or whichever ones in Detroit depending on who's headlining
>b-b-lood orc
>w-onderboi
>t-t-his time
>m-m-aiavidal
>m-m-maia
>c-c-olby
smdh tbqh famlad
>>77936608
hahahha
when did Tyrone do this? That's hillarious I knew he was short, on cash but to do that? hahaaahaaa
my ex girlfriend thanked me for being the only honest man she ever knew in her suicide note and her mom is blaming me for not reaching out to her more towards the end.
what's the next big main event you guys are looking forward to? i feel like there's no big championship or money fight on the horizon. dana has been too busy promoting conor.
H8 all you want. Tyrone has yet to deny the allegations
>>77936696
>and her mom is blaming me for not reaching out to her more towards the end.
Nice parenting.
>>77936671
mine is too cluttered, might have to start fresh since gsp and conor and duck duck ducking
>>77936701
He is literally lying lol
>>77936632
went to dillashaw v cruz, seats way in the back
was litty as fuck
>>77936696
bisping vs gsp i guess cody vs tj on that too
>>77936696
GSP/Bisping althought with GSP that will probably be a snoozefest
Could have been hyped for Jones next fight but you know.
Mcgregor/Diaz 3 the only thing ont he horizon worth a shit unless Lesnar comes back.
UFC really has no stars right now.
>>77936591
>>77936537
/ijudo/videos/10155538151073536/
347687625378359/videos/823465874467196/
time frame for the link below is
2:58 to 2:50
347687625378359/videos/846628455484271/
you could split the below into maybe 2 different webms if its to long but mainly the first throw and its replay
347687625378359/videos/782552241891893/
>>77936701
Colby is going to take over after he beats Maia.
>>77936696
Ferguson Lee desu
>>77936701
lmao the absolute delusion
Some pretty slick footwork
>>77936718
Believe what you want
>>77936743
100%. Would like to see him settle the score with RDA too
>RDA vs Gaethje
I never knew how bad I wanted that until right now
>>77936743
takeover what? Maia's title of the most boring fighter
>>77936748
>lmao the absolute delusion
were you there? So far Colby doesn't seem to be a lair.
>>77936696
Did she die?
how the hell is colby beating maia? maia = easiest free money of all time
>>77936696
i enjoy this posting style
>>77936763
your thoughts
>>77936759
manlet
>>77934648
I humiliated that boi so bad he begged me to stop.
He's literally saving webms he thinks might get my attention because he's like one of those rape victims who developed feeling for his rapist.
"Find love somewhere else, LOSER." - Me, to that LOSER.
Gooby is making Alvarez look like an amateur
what do you guys think about the grandy bros
I can already tell the kid on the left is gonna grow up and coach his brother on the right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxpxQsFgtNQ
>>77936854
Alvarez was shook as soon as the door got locked.
<----gooby
>>77936876
nate got dropped numerous times in the first round and he wasn't "shook" + has much better striking than eddie
>>77936851
>>77934648
>god tier
liking mcgregor as a fighter and personality but not liking his impact on the sport
>meh tier
mcgregor haters
>shit tier
mcgregor fanboys
>>77936743
Convginton vs Maia is my personal most anticipated match, I think Colby is legit top 7, i wonder if they're rushing him. I think he has a lot of raw skill and talent but he needs to really refine his striking game, which i think is exploitable to counters compared to the top 5.
The grappling aspect has me really excited since both Maia and Convington are examples of the current meta, which is grappling based on leg riding/back attacks and the grappling chain based off of them.
I think Maia has a few positions that can give Cobly trouble, i know people could cite Maia's last 2 performances as his downfall and now the gameplan to pick him apart is set. However i like to think a fighter like Maia will go back to the drawing board and fill in the gaps, or rather fine tune his game plan and expand on it. Him and his training camp are far more creative and smart then i am, but i do know a natural extention of Maia's cage wrestling would be something similar to what Chris weidman did in his last win, and chain a shot into an upperbody takedown from the underhook, if Maia gets/has the time to go back to New Jersey and train with the Edge wrestling club like he did before his Woodley fight, they could expand on his takedown game, they're could be something completely out of left field but i think the natural progression for Maia would be that, with that tune up he could see sucess against Colby
Convginton has shown a very aggressive riding and ground and pound game based off his rides i could see Convington work for a blitz and ride Maia hard, i do wonder about his counter ride himself. so the whole chess match of who gets the back/ride is going to be a point of excitement/worry as i personally watch these 2 fight. Glass cannoning into an offensive set is easier then setting up the control points of playing defense, so i think the x factor for both men is how they handle being in a position that both men like but playing the defensive end
>5 v 5 mma matches
>wonders why UFC is in decline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GixDXD44_yA
>>77936753
hey man thanks so much i got a few more request if you dont mind right here
>>77936742
>>77936916
Svetlana is my waifu
>>77936908
kek
>>77936911
forgot to mention
>delusional tier
boxfags
>>77936916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLuIGCv_DCE
>>77936916
All it takes is for one guy to get heem'd and it's game over for the other team.
>>77934387
>>77934631
why does he lie so openly though?
right after the fight he was tweeting pissed off that a judge had it 8-1 floyd so how could that whole brendan thing have happened the next morning?
>>77936916
i love shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlCQ2pBob5Q
>>77936964
That was brutal as fuck
>>77936912
k
>>77936963
The judge who gave Conner only 1 round was ludicrous, but so are the people who are giving him more than 3 rounds, if you go and watch the fight again, you won't think he even won round 3 all that clearly cause that's when he started gassing out and Floyd took over.
>JOSHUA, I WANT MY FUCKING SHOT JOSHUA
>>77936964
that card in the mountains was so comfy
tuf is happening lads
>>77936916
The only good thing about this was the grills
>>77937009
Uh, literally NO ONE cares about TUF.
It's a meme and so is everyone involved (spectating or participating), you dumb sp*c.
>>77936911
Pretty fair. Think McGregor haters are worse tho
>>77936964
man he spammed shield bash so much
>>77937038
i care
>>77936742
Yeah, no problem. Making webms is goofy, takes all of 10 seconds to DL and set up and then you sit & wait 8 minutes for the fucking thing to encode. Didn't think to ask but if you want sound I can link it from /wsg/
Should be an interesting match, Maia will be dangerous in round 1 but if Covington can make him work hard I could see him taking over as Maia tends to fade. 170 is so thin I think they want to get a new guy in the mix ASAP
>>77937048
this is kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxQR5haqTs
>>77937041
McMidget takes nothing but losses. The only achievement in my eyes is Aldo. Look at his Wikipedia and any REAL names you see a nice fat L next to it.... but yeah, 5'5" and 150lbs baddest man on earth.
Now that the money fight is over, what will you tell your kids it was like 20 years from now?
I still don't understand why Gaethje is a coach after a debut. They must be really hurting to hype up new fighters.
>>77936964
Early stoppage desu but seriously how the fuck do you know when to stop a fight with a helmet on?
>>77937075
what the fuck lol and how many people die doing this
>>77937091
Forget Gathje, why is Alvarez a coach?
>>77936742
>>77937103
not really, the ref didn't even stop it. he stopped hitting him and the guy just laid there. i'd call that a walk off ko
>actually like gaychi so check out the first ep
>lolwmma
>instantly turn off stream
Wew that was a close one lads
>>77937009
Are you watching it on tv?
>>77937075
Cyka blyat
>>77937089
It was a last ditch effort by boxing to stay relevant and afterwards it became what it deserves to be, irrelevant as a """"sport""""" to anyone that isn't a brain damaged latino or groid.
>What are shots to gauge the distance?
>He thinks jabs don't have the primary use of measuring and keeping your opponent in check
Why are boxing fags so stupid even at their own """""sport"""""?
>warning, to not enter this game unless your 18 years old
every time
>>77936964
Fuck I forgot about this, this shit is awesome. There's another thing called Battle of Nations where it's a team based fight with a bunch of Knights
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F4zU2gd7QCE
>>77937108
This season would tank without the wmma angle my guy for sure 100%
>>77937176
Russia loves BoN so much that they started putting those fights on their M1 cards
>>77937159
Idiot lol
>ostovich
BREHS
FUCKIN kek Alvarez trying not to laugh at that hadouken
roxxy is my gf
>No argument
Yeah, beg me for some (You)s again you little bitch.
>>77937176
BoN is fucking hilarious and awesome
>>77937197
Caveman face
>>77937176
battle of nations also has polearm 1v1s that are pretty cool
claimed
>>77937159
Spainsperg, you keep mentioning poo a lot in your webM names and for fighters you don't like, so I have to ask, are you the scatspammer?
>>77936964
Mate that's so brutal. Ref didn't even give a shit, just sat nonchalantly
What the hell
>>77937222
You said that jabs aren't meant to be full powered, then I showed you mcgregor throwing baby punches at close range.
I guess it doesn't take much to rev up your autism lmao
>>77936742
I assume this is some kind of rule thing, not sure what's happening here
>homeless
Christ
>>77937227
VICIOUS GROUND AND POUND
>>77937231
5v5 is best, polearm I'm not too big on
Standing and clanging is fun though, do M1 have these kind >>77937176 of fights on the card often on their card?
>>77937227
lol that's some WWF shit
>>77937250
she can live with me desu desu
>mcnugget fans are salty
He lost, get over it
anyone have a stream for TUF?
>>77937056
nah i dont really need sound for these but thanks for the offer
a few more here
347687625378359/videos/802377846575999/
/347687625378359/videos/798364230310694/
/347687625378359/videos/782552241891893/
>>77937103
>Early stoppage
The ref didn't even stop it, he's lucky the other guy knew it was over and didn't fucking shadow realm him
>>77936742
Enjoy your free (You)s you son of a bitch
>>77937299
ufc.tv
this bitch is fucking autistic
Completely forgot TUF started today.
Did I miss any good bantz? Are Gaychi and Eddie interesting coaches?
who /undefeated/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74-GObFM8HI
>>77937247
oh man i am sorry that was a link i didnt want to be webm, thanks for the effort though nothing was happening in that instance the link was a long 7 min match
BACK
THE
FUCK
OFF
>>77937257
polearm is easily the best example of them using semi-realistic techniques and trading blows in an entertaining manner. 5v5 is like the "premier mode" because it feels more representative of the nations and has more goofy/fun teamwork stuff as well as lots of grappling.
>>77937235
>Casual newscum tourist Leaf doesn't know the poo meme
Shocking.
>>77937240
>All punches are power punches
Wow, it's fucking nothing!
>The state of this CTE filled autistic boxfag
Rofl.
>>77937306
oh man again thanks
>>77937335
Mayweather with the right hook
>>77937344
>the poo meme
is that when you scatpost when you "lose"?
>>77937344
Where did I say all punches are power punches? I just love how autistic you get that you start inventing arguments out of thin air, debunking them, then acting like you know what you're saying.
How many jabs did you see landed in that webm I posted spergy? Or are you just gonna keep sperging out?
>>77937353
>>77937335
>>77937333
They haven't said anything to each other. It's all about the fighers so far.
>>77937374
So it's the same format as the previous season? Lame.
heeminder that i claimed her first
Beg me for another (You), CTE manlet.
>>77937361
>Backpedalling already
Typical CTE having boxfag, the brain damage is real, ladies and gentlemen.
I know you're weak, but at least TRY, you know?
Dobs got this one
>>77937370
whos the guy on floyds pants?
>>77937386
lol what
>>77937386
>Elects to keep sperging out instead of answering simple questions
>Was the one who (you)'d me first
Yikes, keep on going I ain't gonna stop you spergy
>>77937386
Why do you feel the need to have a name on a anonymous beruvian basketweaving forum?
why is Yaya the P4P most QT, Best Bunda, & Best Body Queen of WMMA?
Someone revved up a sperg again
For sure I was just tired my guy
Miesha looks so good
>>77937386
>the state of this autismo
>>77937336
kek, that explains why it looked like nothing. Last one on the second set of links is already done I believe
>>77937344
I do know the poo meme Spain, you spam your gayscat all the time
they backing me cause im the package man
holy miesha
>>77937399
>Posts a jab as "proof" of lack of McGregor's power
>Explain to you that jabs aren't meant to be used as power shots
>Posts a flurry "proving" McGregor's lack of power, most of the shots bounce off Floyd because of his head mewvement
>Explain to you that not all shots are supposed to be power shots and that not all punches are KO punches
>Your autistic mind somehow can't wrap itself around such simple concepts.
The CTE is real, ladies and gentlemen. The CTE these """people""" have is real.
>Rest are tourist newscum casuals begging big Daddy Heem for (You)s
Beg harder, virgin losers.
>>77937414
Do you like her because she has the same hair color as Pikachu?
>>77937351
zak cummings is a beast, crazy strength
>>77937391
Floyd
>>77937431
Take it back when I was 17
Distribution like the medellin
Take a look into my eye you can see
the pain what I really mean
>>77937415
desu its the other way around
this gaethje nigga already sounds punch drunk
What is your favourite late stoppage?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=INSF40Yxzz8
>77937441
>this is how spainsperg's mind works
reminder to ignore all spain posts
>>77937336
Last one unless I forgot something
>>77937441
do you really enjoy doing this all day? can't be good for your mental health. i do appreciate you btfoing the boxfags though as they're pretty annoying
>>77937441
Why do you feel the need to be well known and named on a beruvian basketweaving forum?
this animu le randon grill xd is getting DYKED
>>77937441
McGregar's power and punching technique is overrated and you're pretty much an idiot.
Will you apologize if Jon's B sample comes back negative?
>>77937457
he vomits shit into /heem/s asshole? please anon, this is a family friendly board.
Roxanne is going to need senzu beans to win this one.
Someone revved him up real good
>No argument
Another day, another CTE boxing groid laid to rest. RIP in (my) piss.
>>77937481
>First time I post today, before going to bed
>"All day"
Get help.
>>77937489
Nice """Argument""" you have there. Care to undo the 18 KOs he has?
>tfw 150 mil
Did they get rid of the troll booth?
REAL MEAL FOR FIVE BUCKS
REAL MEAL FOR FIVE BUCKS
i finally get it now [spoiler] UFC and KFC[/spoiler]. It's genius.
>>77937480
that would be it i have a few more in mind but i gotta get shit done, thanks again man
>Spain BTFO boxing fags
>>77937521
And you won't get a single dime out of it
>>77937517
>literally leading with his face forward over his feet
Connairr has terrible boxing and you know it.
>>77937495
Kek
>they show us these chocomamas scissoring
>>77937535
No sweat, happy to do it
>>77937227
Would that Ground and Pound technique work in the UFC?
>>77937517
>Care to undo the 18 KOs he has?
I'd have 18 KOs if I fought 5'6" 140 lbs manlets and taxi drivers too
>it's another spain doesn't reply to legitimate arguments edition
>its another spain regurgitates daft memes in an attempt to fit in episode
yea, nah, got tired of that shit long ago
blocklisting again
Which MMA girl has the best farts?
>TUF is now embedded episodes for literally who's and no drunk house antics
>>77937570
18 KO losses, yes.
>>77937573
they should have signed mommyfu from rizin for this ya
>>77937517
still an hour spent talking shit to people. i'm just lookin out for you bro. it aint good for ya. inb4 you reply with more hostility
>>77937573
depends which you prefer.
>stinky ones
alexa
>cute funny sounding ones
rose
>>77937579
Nah 18 KO wins if I dehydrated myself to beat people I outweighed by 25+ lbs on fight night.
>>77937574
They talked about that in the Believe You Me podcast. It's better to be honest.
This fight is going to be quick if they still haven't fought by now.
>>77937600
nah, 18 KO losses.
>>77937566
Only if your opponent got his toe stuck in the fence like Lellenberger
BTW Masvidal is still my boy.
Dobs or Rox
I'm going Dobs
black chick wins. the other chick is an uncoordinated unathletic jewish mom
>>77937610
If you say so
>>77937574
strawweight started with a lame TUF season and now we have based joanna
>>77937628
18 KO losses
Post fighters who have liked your tweets
>>77933084
Rory's resume is literally better than his though.
>>77937638
18 KO wins
>>77937551
His boxing is above average. Floyd can box better, he cannot fight better.
He lost a boxing match, he didn't lose a fight. You keep dickriding me, whenever I post I see a (You) from your Leaf hick flag, sounds like you want my dick bad like the rest of these cowards I humiliated non-stop.
Stay in your lane, sweetie.
>>77937570
>Wanting to pretend that Conor isn't a manlet too
Are we still pretending, virgin CTE loser? Are we still pretending?
>That little bitch who got obliterated begging me for one last (You), pretending his """""Arguments"""""" didn't get completely annihilated with ease by me
Cry more, loser.
>>77937589
*spinning backfists you*
I'm going to sleep in a bit, nigger. I already humiliated everyone that needed a dose of humiliation ITT anyway.
>>77937640
>tweets
gross dude
can't stand masvidal. he is such a stereotypical miami douchebag
>>77937641
>le usada man
nah
>>77933203
>he wants to see Diaz get wrestled fucked and legkicked
I'm good.
Modafinil is going to get sheem'd so bad one of these days.
>>77937649
>Are we still pretending, virgin CTE loser?
>Cry more, loser
Oh so you elected to keep sperging out instead of providing an actual argument that McGreggar can't punch at all?
Last (you) from me you projecting loser.
new
>>77937678
new
>>77937678
new
>>77937678
>>77937649
we throwing spinning shit now?
i guess have fun then. i hope you can drive out these boxfags cause they are getting pretty annoying
>>77933203
i really wanted to see nick come back but he doesn't seem to be training at the same level anymore
>>77937671
>Having to go full "N-NO, Y-YOU" after I BTFO you again
I don't need to provide anything when pic related exists. He can punch. He has power. He lost a boxing MATCH, he would win a FIGHT. It's all that matters.
Go cry some more you CTE virgin loser.
>>77937687
They have no place to be whilst I'm here, lad.
>>77936854
What do you mean? You mean made?
>>77937707
>t. autistic manchild
@77937891
Nice """""""argument"""""""". No (You) for you.
Cry more, CTE virgin loser.
>>77936912
i appreciate this extremely technical and well thought out effort post, anon.
>>77937297
>30 million
>lost
>>77932960
Put a steel plate on my ass, i`m not a faggot and i don`t like feminine penises
>>77934169
>projection: the post
Floyd made 100m and McGoob made 30m.
Stop treating this like its mma vs boxing, please. You know what would happen if you could kick. Ok sweetie? So lets let this topic slide unlrss you are that much of a bitch where you have to bring up achievements like bradyposting. Thanks honey.