/heem/: Weidman Edition

Who is your favourite woman MMA fighter in the UFC? My favorite fighter is Aspen Ladd.

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>can't win over fat 40 year old without roiding

What did he mean by this?

>Weidman op

Watching every single UFC from 108 - 201 (I'm unironically a 202er). I'm watching 126 rn. So far would have to say the best cards have been 110, 113, 121, and 123.

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 115

Alexander Volkov vs. Stefan Struve
Marion Reneau vs. Talita de Oliveira
Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Rob Wilkinson
Leon Edwards vs. Bryan Barberena

>>77925726
he looked like a bum in the OSP fight he knew he couldn't take on DC natty

>>77925745
Sounds like fun, Anon. Hopefully you plan on watching the early UFCs and the better PRIDE shows next.

>>77925745
I wish I had that kind of time. Sound like a good plan for retirement.

>>77925780
>50-44
>bum
Grow up.

>>77925784
Thanks man, could you recommend some PRIDE events?

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>>77925795
is he practicing is Kegels?

>>77925805
He's got a horseshoe up his ass

>>77925803
Total Elimination 2004, the opening round of the HW GP
It serves as a great intro to Pride and what made them unique, and every single fight is fantastic

>tiny men running the fight game

How would you ideally like to see Conor finish his career?
>defends against Ferguson/lee
>fights Frankie for 145lbs
>fights GSP for 170lbs
>retires

>>77925987
Conor isn't making 145lbs

>>77926006
>t.196er

>>77925987
plane crash

>>77925998
eye needs to be cut if she loses this one

>>77926014
>>77926006
This

If you think Conor will ever return to 145, you're deluded

>>77926014
He put on too much muscle and he already looked like shit when making FW a few years ago. Getting older and fighting higher up in weight won't help.

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>oh so you a wrestler now

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>oh so you a boxer now

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anon rekt

>>77925987
By joining a real gym.

>>77925987
>defends belt
>fights nate again
>fights max again but at lw
>fights bork for one last cash in and rides off into the sunset

>>77925987
>>77926088
Why are you expecting him to retire so soon? He will fight for at least 5 more years and will probably box again as well.

>>77923870
>>77923780
Good points honestly, would be interesting to compare cards from last year to cards from this
Fight Nights that is

>>77925987

Khabib in Russia would be an amazing spectacle.

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>>77925707
this is a nice upcoming events link

>>77926098
i just can't see him fighting any up and coming contenders apart from maybe gaethje if he goes on a good run

he's already kind of outgrown the ufc and there'll be no more room to grow by fighting 10 more times

>>77926133
What time will Shogun/OSP be on at? Will Bellator be on at normal time, then Shogun/OSP after/before?

>>77926140
It's plausible he'd lose 2-3 of his next 10 fights aswell, he'd lose his aura.

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>>77926133
>no good ufc events till October 7th

>>77926156
yeah, he definitely will want to go out on a good win so it could expedite his retirement

>>77926133
nice. is it modifiable? would love to add events from rizin, lionfight, metamoris etc

>>77925802
>oblique kick, oblique kick, spinning elbow, oblique kick....

real fucking champ material right here

>>77926133
>calendarsperg on suicide watch

>>77926162
Bellator 183 will be good.

>>77926184
As opposed to what? Holding a 40 year old Anderson Silva down?

>>77925805
Do you think if Conor had trained his cardio instead of this movement bullshit he might have been a better fighter against Diaz the first time and Mayweather?

>>77926208
No, and no

Cardio can be trained to an extent, but Conor has probably already reaching his max cardio potential.

>>77926140
Gaychi would heem Goober badly, that dude has granite chin, crazy stamina and hits like a truck.

>>77926230
It's only a matter of time before Gaethje gets heemed, and Conor would probably heem him.

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>>77926194
>le split decision man vs literal who
I'll only watch if my boy mvp is on the card

>>77926230
i think it could be a great fight

i would still favour conor though

>>77926244
>Not knowing the Freires
>Not wanting to see Lorenz Larkin vs Paul Daley
ok casual

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>Bellator will be in Israel in November

I didn't know Jews liked MMA

>>77926263
OSP literally didn't do anything to Jones, tho. Jones was preparing for DC, don't forget that.

>>77926150
I can't find a start time, but it's a Japanese card so I'm assuming it's during irregular hours

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>>77926257
Ehh I looked up the card and I'll actually probably check it out, larkin vs Daley could be spicy plus big country debut
Top kek if whoever is fighting aaron pico heems him too

>>77926266
jews own mma

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If somehow Kevin Lee wins against Ferguson, and somehow, SOMEHOW, Conor decides to fight the winner instead of Khabib, the UFC will literally be kill.

Luckily from what Artem has said, Conor's camp have no interest in Kevin Lee at this stage, so the interim belt won't mean shit.

There's also Justin Gaethje, really unfair how he's not fighting for the interim. It really is a bunch of bullshit that Kevin Lee talked his way into an interim belt.

>>77926208
He needa carb the fuck up.

>>77926304
Lee has been very active finished his last 4 fights.

>>77926304
Kevin Lee is on a 5 wins streak

Gaethje just exchanged CTE with MJ

How does he deserve an interim more

>>77926454
because he's undefeated, ranked higher and Michael Johnson will knock out Lee and everybody Lee's ever beat.

>>77926473
Gaethje needs one or two more fights in the UFC before getting a title shot. Don't forget, that MJ fight was his debut in the octagon.

>>77926490
Alvarez was 2-1 in in the UFC before he got a title shot, and I think if he'd managed to win the Cowboy fight he only would have needed one more win to get the shot. Gaethje probably has the same kind of contract.

>>77926023
eye is a prime case of "fucking the boss"

>>77926548
Gaethje should fight Barboza, then if he wins that, Alvarez. If he wins them both, he's ready for a title shot.

>>77926349
probably true you know. his nutrition coach put him on keto so he could get down to 5% body fat and have as much muscle as possible for the fights. really naive to think more muscle means better performance.

>>77926561
Gaethje is already booked against Alvarez at the end of the next TUF. If he wins that he's getting the next title shot.

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Kevin Lee is a future champion

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the one that got away...

>>77926561
If Alvarez can get a shot off 2 split decisions and a loss, Gaethje can get one from finishing MJ and winning Alvarez, who he's scheduled to fight next

Though I don't think he should, in a stacked division like Lightweight with a Champ who's been out, there are other contenders like Khabob and Ferguson.

i wanted to see naganow fight pretty dissapointed its off now

>>77926589
I like how before the fight everyone was saying that all Conor needed was one punch to knock out Mayweather and after the fight everyone's ecstatic about how he landed 111, despite all of them showing that he has no power.

What a fucking participation trophy.

>>77926618
Which fighter is this?

>>77926629
Sage Northcutt's sparring partner.

>>77926619
Conor's power is literally a marketing meme they used to sell the fight. Chad Mendes himself said Conor isn't that powerful, just very fast and precise
That's not to say he doesn't have power, but it was so massively overrated

>>77926594
I wonder what their boning sessions look like

>>77926619
Look mate, the odds of Conor winning where 40 to 1. Everyone knew this, but because of the many factors involved (Floyd's age, the fact that's been retired for 2 years, Conor's apparent punching power) people hoped that small chance of Conor winning would materialise. The bets reflect this: 80% of the bets were put on Conor, but they were very small bets. Turns out he lost, and nobody is surprised, yet boxing fans are literally like "hahahah fucking faggot thought he would win". Ridiculous.

>>77926619
we underestimated how gay boxing gloves are

Would you rather live have speed or power?

>>77925998
Bet on Jessica Eye. Literally. Paige has never avoided a punch and she can't do her meme hip toss on her.

>>77926684
double KO

>>77926692
*head and arm throw

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Name a fighter who put on too much muscle.

>>77926710
johny hendricks

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>>77926669
>>77926619
precision beats power, timing beats speed

>>77926686
>Look mate, the odds of Conor winning where 40 to 1.

You could run that fight a thousand times and Conor would win none of them. CM Punk unironically had a better chance of beating Gall than Conor did of beating Floyd Mayweather jr.

I just want people to admit that they were being delusional and that Floyd put on a show rather than Conor being some absurdly good boxer out of nowhere.

Reminder that Ngannou will be champ by the halfway point of next year

>>77926722
That's my point
Conor's own meme phrase says he's not all power yet they still managed to sell the fight in spite of that lel

>>77926729
> floyd put on a show
So that's why you won't stop. You're pissed off that he looked like dogshit and won via EPO.

>>77926722
Miesha's such a butter face holy sit

>>77926751
>he looked like dogshit
He was in Conor's face the entire fight with nothing but a high guard. He was insanely aggressive. That means that he will get hit.

He didn't look dogshit, he just fought like a guy with absolutely no respect for the guy he was fighting.

>>77926751
>won via EPO

he won via throwing 10 punches in the first 3 rounds instead of 150 Conors punches

>MMGay
>real fighting

Reminder that in a real fight a boxer would kill the MMGay fighter any day of the week. Real fights are done standing up, only autistic people try to grapple and wrestle in a real fight.

>>77926771
He had to come forward and get hit because Conor was faster and had better timing and reflexes. Conor just lacked Floyd's EPO so he lost.

Holloway or Ferguson have the chops to go 12 rounds and would have UD'd Mayweather. He sucks.

Why do MMA fighters have such baby chins compared to boxers?

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>>77926791
>Conor was faster and had better timing and reflexes

>>77926796
Daniel Cormier knocked out Lucas Browne, a orld champion boxer m8

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>>77926790
>that flag

nearly got me there

Alexander Volkov vs. Stefan Struve
Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Rob Wilkinson
Marion Reneau vs. Talita Bernardo
Leon Edwards vs. Bryan Barberena
Darren Till vs. Bojan Veličković
Mairbek Taisumov vs. Felipe Silva
Michel Prazeres vs. Mads Burnell
Rustam Khabilov vs. Desmond Green
Francimar Barroso vs. Aleksandar Rakić
Mike Santiago vs. Zabit Magomedsharipov
Bojan Mihajlović vs. Abdul-Kerim Edilov
Thibault Gouti vs. Andrew Holbrook

Rate this weekend's banging card.

>>77926790
see >>77926811

>>77926791
>Holloway or Ferguson have the chops to go 12 rounds and would have UD'd Mayweather. He sucks.
Hahahahahaha the MMAnlet believes this.

Canelo or GGG would murder both these guys and Conor. Why are MMAnlets so desperate to show how good their talent are by beating a 40 year old retired boxer? Conor beat Max and would heem Tony yet he still got exposed and embarrassed by a small 40 year old man, I wish the fight wasn't stopped early so Mayweather could knock him out cold and give him CTE.

>>77926821
the one good thing about being mentally handicapped is i watch every card but never remember any of the fighters

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>>77926796
Because the way that boxing is set up, people with babby chins are weeded out.

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Afternoon, lads.

>>77926848
Good morning. Who is your favorite British fighter?

>>77926811
Lucas Browne is a weird case. An MMA fighter who transitioned to boxing. Undefeated too and won a world championship but then he failed like 2 drug tests in a row lel.

I suppose it's all mute though since
>Heavyweight

>>77926856
Connor MacGregor

Reminder that this happened this year:

http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/tim-hague-former-ufc-fighter-dies-after-boxing-match-w488570

Please know your place, MMAlets. If Conor was fed to GGG, Canelo, Thurman, etc., Conor would be just another Tim Hague.

>>77926867
moot*

>>77926856
Darren Till, I know him from School. He's fighting this weekend.

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>>77926722
Backstory? Whos' the guy in the middle?

>>77926747
Conor started the meme: "nobody can take that left hand shot"

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>>77926790
>boxing works in a real fight

I didn't want these feels. Watch at your own discretion.

https://youtu.be/-1kd0IZjEFw

>>77926886
Thanks

>>77926832
I don't understand how you'd be this oblivious to bait whilst browsing 4chan, I really don't
Especially with that flag

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Can /mygirl/ make a srs run at 125?

>>77925897
>>77925897

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>>77926891
>Backstory? Whos' the guy in the middle?
honestly not sure

>>77926902
murderer

Why Nate didn't want the marketing advices of a succesfull comedian like Brandon Schuab

Is it some kind of discrimination because of the CTE

>>77926897
>you're walking home from gym
>some freak jumps out of a bush
>says he's gonna kill you to the death
>lays down
>prepare to soccer kick the goof
>look at the ref
>motions him to stand up

who Gaethje here?

>>77926983
Just Inn

>>77926963
It was more to do with the fact Schaub was backing Conor

>>77926947
Who is this female fighter?

Reminder most underrated fighter in UFC Mairbek Taisumov is fighting this weekend.

>>77927009
Post your betting slip. Are you guaranteeing a victory?

>>77927024
he's too much of a favourite, 2/5. I dont bet on those lines. But yes. 95% chance of victory.

>>77926966
>go to a bar
>see a big 6'8 black man
>call him a n**** and throw his drink on the floor
>he raises his fists, about to beat you
>pull out a scale
>ask him to step on it
>the scale reads 300 pounds
>you get on the scale
>reads 180 pounds
>"good luck with the cut, n****!"
>walk away unscathed

>>77927024
>>77927047
that's -250 for the Yanks. too much of a favourite but I might parlay with Darren Till and one of the lankets in the main event

>>77925998
explain why paige is fighting jessica eye

she got embarrassed by rose, and embarrassed by michelle who is an atomweight

>>77927131
Jessica Eye is an overall embarrassment so it evens out

>>77927131
She could pull a (reverse) Cowgirl and become a wrecking ball at the next weight class up, who knows?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83HWYYA8qAw
This literally looks like a professional fighter versus and 8th grader

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is this a 1 inch height difference

for all UK lads: ONE fc is gonna be on freeview from now on

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/new-free-sports-tv-channel-11076516

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>>77927201
Imagine putting your benis on Paige's forehead, that should be about that much

>>77927203
dank, is it going to be live or replays?

>>77927203
Woah that's actually pretty cool

>>77927236
doesn't say yet

i'm guessing it's gonna be tape delay the day after like bellator is on freeview

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mmagf

May/Mac Showtime All Access Epilogue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ_zU-6dzqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ_zU-6dzqA
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>>77925735
Hey, that skellington is miocic boxing coach!

>>77925764
>Leon Edwards vs. Bryan Barberena
Unironically the best fight on this card

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>>77927387
And this was Tyson's boxing coach. So what?

*talks about your mom*

>>77927562
*gets a title shot*

>>77927562
*bitches about loss*

>>77927562
*eats a punch*

>>77925707
oh hai-o

>>>/asp/

>>77927777
retard

>>77927777
>>>/a/

>>77927340
demi lovato would destroy taylor swift in seconds. womanlets are the most powerful race

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>>77927777

>>77927058
>>77926966
rofl

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>>77927777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5UxIN3YsYc

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Which of these is Robin Black?

>>77928065
We've got some of the worse janitors. I've said it before, you get people that would browse a website like 4chan and you give them special privileges and you can guarantee that they will abuse their power.

>>77928065
Someone in this thread is extremely butthurt about wMMA.

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>Boxing is a real fighting sport

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who's the jannetty?

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>>77928139
Remember when people said that Floyd's brittle old bitch hands were too fragile to finish Conor?

>>77928162
I miss cain :S

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>>77928139
why didn't he punch him in the kidney/liver?

in this position, why didn't he punch him to the side of the head?

or an uppercut from behind?

so many possibilities and conor just hugged him and wasted them

>>77928286
Just would have gassed harder.

MayMac was the worst thing to happen to /sp/

These delusional boxfags ruin every thread now. Boxing is gay. If you don't like grappling at least watch kickboxing where they actually fight instead of dance

lol Robin black is getting torn apart over his Mcgregor pick.

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>>77928385
>Boxing is gay.

Gayer than wrapping your legs around another man's waist?

>>77928385
it was floyds game and conor still went in there and won rounds, he even landed more punches than manny ffs.

if it was a real fight, conor would've fucked that niglets shit up

>>77928406
>In the midst of movement and chaos, keep stillness inside of you.

t. Robin Black.

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>>77928428
>if it was a real fight, conor would've fucked that niglets shit up
If it was a real fight one of Floyd's bodyguards would have unloaded their gat into Conor's cranium before he got within thirty feet of Floyd.

Why is heem still here? This shit should be on asp.

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>>77928462
HARD WORK

>>77928442
Is Robin Black the Deepak Chopra of mma?

>>77927777
Stop shitposting and find Natalee Holloway you nigger.

>>77928385
why ISN'T kick boxing more popular? i can understand not enjoying grappling but kick boxing is full of action. even better is muay thai that shit is really fast paced -- no hugging and waiting for ref to break up the fight...

>>77928424
only if you're a repressed homosexual

>>77928424
wow that elementary school level dialogue is pure cringe

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>>77928462
too subtle, TMT nigga

>>77928482
DEDICATION

>>77928502
>why ISN'T kick boxing more popular? i
Because the biggest fight they can make is Rico vs. Bigfoot's corpse.

>>77928502

Because all their biggest fighters transitioned into MMA

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>>77928488
>The highest levels of performance come to people who are centered, intuitive, creative, and reflective - people who know to see a problem as an opportunity.

>Our minds influence the key activity of the brain, which then influences everything; perception, cognition, thoughts and feelings, personal relationships; they're all a projection of you.

I mean...

>>77928424
yes

>>77928428
>if it was a real fight, conor would've fucked that niglets shit up
no shit

>>77928472
i hope it gets moved there. everything on /sp/ is shit other than /heem/

>>77928502
idk probably because there is no big organization for it. bellator was doing some kickboxing shit but i haven't seen it in a while. honestly i dont care though, i'd still rather watch mma

>>77928507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Pz_bRBLOs
this will give you a boner

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>>77928564
>yfw trt bigfoot heems rico

>>77928502
McGregor vs Holtzkien will save kickboxing from the mud

>>77928633
holzken would beat him easily

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>>77928632

>>77928502
>why ISN'T kick boxing more popular? i can understand not enjoying grappling but kick boxing is full of action. even better is muay thai that shit is really fast paced -- no hugging and waiting for ref to break up the fight...
have you ever watched kickboxing? it rarely is stand and bang nowadays

its just 2 guys trading shots in turns while the other one blocks everything with their huge gloves. Its almost like there is no threat of ko power in that sport, thats why most people prefer 2 strikers fighting in mma. The knockdown and follow up strikes is what makes it so great

>>77928710
he has seen some shit

>>77928709
I dont doubt it but it will be a nice meme fight,much better than Mayweather

>>77928782
I doubt it watch some of holzkens fights he would just counter all day and wait till conair gasses

basicly what floyd did. I know becuz holzken has done it countless times

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Reem bless lads

who /tmt/ here?

>>77928820
I dont see any reason to do this,he is not fighting Valtollini or Daniels

I think he will walk him down like Mayweather

Anyway I dont see Conor,gettiing in the ring with him,he's not that mad

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>>77928905

Has Goobert ruined this sport?

>>77928999
Sadly yes

now every second fucker thinks he's a money fight and acts like a diva

>>77928905
ALL WORK IS WHAT?

>>77928999
Him and Dana both

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why does jon jones do it? Why can't he just come out and acknowledge the elephant in the room that he isn't the most wholesome person around?

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THEY'VE BEEN LAUGHING SINCE I CAN REMEMBER

>>77929158
Thought that was a BLACKED bra for a moment

based. angela magana is on the UFC 217 main card with Bisping And Pierre

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>>77929220
But they're not gonna laugh anymore
No more "Maxie the Geek", no more "Goof of the Week" like before!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you guys own any UFC merchandise?

>>77929385
I have some legit Claudia Gadhela pubic hair.

>>77928139
bahaha this is just embarrassing

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>>77929361
NO MORE BJJ TESTS TILL SEPTEMBER!
NO MORE LOOKING AT LOSERS LIKE

<----------HIM

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which fighter do you want to see get knocked out?

>>77929415
>aldo still wants to take up boxing

lmao

>>77928170
No. Could you post some links to people saying this?

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>>77929420
U no

>>77929158
delicia?

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>>77929415
>>77929435

>>77928059
That alpha there in the middle of course

>>77928472
/heem/ is the only sport on /sp/ tho

I don't care what anyone says, Anderson Silva in his prime against Roy Jones in a boxing match would have sold very well

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No more havin' to cheat
No more mystery meat
No more gym!
No more gym!
No more gym!
NO MORE GYM!

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>>77929513

Is Vitor Belfort's walkout song instrumentals with him telling in background?

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>>77929513
Econoreem > Ubereem

which fighter failing a drug test would make you laugh the hardest

>>77929605
Bisping 100%

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Jones is innocent, r-right guys?

>>77929636
Listen to this, you'll wake up
https://youtu.be/vSYsY0JKMyc

>>77929605
Diaz sisters

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>>77929687
Based Chael was right, dumbass jon left breadcrumbs on his instagram with his obvious cycles posting with bodybuilder roider

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>>77929466
>aldo wants to take up boxing

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Watch out heem!
*throws a hook*

>>77929852
GADOOOOOOOOOOOSH

>>77929437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2do5gwevlwU

Here you go, my Bostonian friend.

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>>77929852
*murders you*

When is Bigfoot vs Rico Suave?

>>77929923
Cancelled

>>77929934
You lie!

>>77929895
Unironically, what made Schaub so bad at mma? Or is this an /sp/ over-exaggeration?

>>77929852
Not to sound like a dick rider but I'm becoming kinda fond of Shlob. He had a shit fighter career but he embraced that and went on and got pretty successful at his analytic thing.

Both his and Rogan's stand up thing is complete shit though. I know it's probably what they're mostly associated with but fuck they're unfunny.

>>77929954
he is a notorious chinlet

>>77929954
He'd had "Oh. Ok."-tier fighter reputation here if not his outside the octogon stuff.

>>77929961
I'd say Schaub is more funny but only ti fight fans. Rogan is just not funny

https://youtu.be/2Yr-W0e3LSY

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>>77929964
Based Greece

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who /LKL/ here?

>>77929999
i hope he mauls tony ferguson

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Lmao. Yeah like that's gonna happen.
>tfw fucked your entire career, life and legacy by eating a dessert

>>77929999
Low-key boy since Trinaldo my guy

>>77929999
>>77930017
Delete your account.

>>77930042
I swear to god this goof is on a home stretch to retirement. This broken man does not have 3 more fights in him, screen cap this shit.

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was this a dick move from Silva?

Does anyone know who Angela Magana is fighting at UFC 217?

>>77930042
No way Khabib gets this fight coming off missing weight. Dude's delusional

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Who was in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJTwie0fGBo

what does heem think about this

2 hours of science and physics by the inventor of the rubber guard,the mastermind Eddie Bravo

>>77930124
Arlovski

>>77930115
They weren't separated and Herb didn't call time out. Bisping is an idiot for taking his eyes off Anderson.

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Is Floyd the lineal UFC lightweight/featherweight champion?

>>77930115
No. Fight until separated by the ref.

>>77930124
Schaub actually had some decent advice for Nate, Nate could have listened and made a ton of money. Instead his CTE took over and he started pointing his middle finger and mumbling like he usually does. Don't forget this is the guy that picked a fight with a famous prankster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMhm__3-vPs

>>77930115
yes only a roider would do this, i have class i wouldn't attack in this situation, i'm also a better fighter and human being than anderson silva though

>>77930160
>DUDE GAGSTA SHIT LMAO
>hey floyd haha! hell yeah! what's up floyds fans!
Laughable.

>>77930124
>Schaub gets brutally verbally heemed and humiliated AGAIN in public by Nate Diaz,of all people

>starts acting like a bitch and throws some ad hominem,walking away while Nate is calling him a bitch

>blatantly lies and distorts the situation on Rogan's podcast like there was no video there

I blame the CTE

Schaub is my favorite natural (non roiding) heavyweight of all time.

>>77930228
he is natural though

>>77930200
>Some broke crackhead ese is calling you a bitch
>You're not even sure because all the CTE and fucked up speech he has
>While you're busy presenting the biggest fight ever
How will Schaub recover?

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>>77930228
>>non roiding
>played professional football
>trained with Shane "Bucket o' HGH" Carwin
>had a growth spurt at 26
What did he mean by this?

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>>77930017
>>77930047

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>>77930246
>>While you're busy presenting the biggest fight ever
lol he got taken off the broadcast

The trying to fit in by insulting schaub thing is the most pathetic thing about the kids posting on /heem/. Have some respect for fighters who put it all on the line.

>>77930246
>broke
Diaz made more money from the Conor fights than Shlob did in his entire career combined

>>77929999
>having a chinlet as your boy

desu...

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>>77930149
Jon Jones is actually the lineal UFC lightweight champion by a way of Jens Pulver > Duane Ludwig > BJ Penn > Lyoto Machida > Shogun Rua > Jon Jones

>>77930268
He was never on the broadcast

>>77930251
Shane Carwin never tested positive bud.

Schaub definitely never juiced. That's why he lost to Roy Nelson, the biggest jucier in the sport only managed to fool people cuz he was a fat as fatass.

What is the key to a successful MMA career?

>>77930323
Raw vegan diet

>>77930302
He was doing analysis for Showtime at the press conferences, they brought in Pat Miletich to be the MMA guy.

Schaub says that he got pulled because he made a joke about Bieber not walking Floyd out to Floyd.

>>77930317
He lost to Nelson because roids don't help your chin.

>>77930246
you forgot to justify the part where he blatantly lie after

I wonder why he did that

maybe he was too busy shilling his Gucci boots

>>77930323
Copying blueprints from successful boxers.

>>77930356
Do you not remember how Miletich commentated for Strikeforce?

>>77930323
takedown defense and a good chin

>>77930383
I'm not saying that it was a bad idea, I'm just saying what happened. If they were going to use Pat anyway, why not use him for everything?

>>77930323
Cocaine and NFL grade steroids

>>77930403
+ eyepokes

>>77930323
brainlet contenders & judo

>>77930292
>having a contenderlet maineventlet as your boy

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Are h8rs more bitter than ever now that Schaub nailed the fight more than almost anyone?

>>77930468
>Schaub nailed the fight more than almost anyone?

By saying that the only way we'd see a knockout was if Conor knocked out Floyd?

>>77930468
Yeah it's pathetic. You can easily tell who the kids are on this board.

>>77930497
Nobody was knocked out.

>>77930468
He said it would be a shit show if Mayweather KO'd him so he was right about that

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Are we a cummunity?

>>77930497
>reaching this hard
Grow up.

>>77930323
Statistically...

Start off with a wrestling in school (best MMA base)
Take up one of the following at a young age: kickboxing, boxing or mauy thai
Learn at least some BJJ
Have a good chin
Have a good reach
Pick your fights carefully (not losing is more important than winning because people are obsessed with 0 losses)
Talk as much shit as possible

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>>77930497
By proving people wrong who were mocking him about the jab landing and Conor's unorthodox style + angles throwing off Floyd. Floyd himself said it threw him off early on

>>77930468
skip to the part where you scatspam

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>>77930541

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>>77930552
>troll with nonsense
>reply with nonsense

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why are lanklets so bad at fighting?

>>77929954

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2013/6/10/4413428/metamoris-ii-results-brendan-schaub-embarrasses-himself-Cyborg

I am fairly certain he never actually trained.

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>>77930587
So you STILL don't disavow the spammer? H8rs are pitiful

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>>77930514
>>77930520
Oh for sure, nobody got knocked out. Mayweather has brittle bitch hands and couldn't finish a salad.

>>77930536
Conor was able to land (though he landed nothing that mattered in the slightest) because Floyd was up in his face constantly making him work. If Floyd had been his putting in his usual defensive wizard performance, Conor would have looked like the novice he actually is.

>>77930618
I would have put that dwarf to sleep

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>>77930658
But he didn't. And part of that is facing such an awkward fighter who does very well early on whereas Floyd starts relatively slow

>>77930623
Took a world famous jiu jitsu champ to decision. Utterly nullifying his game. Stuffing everything he had. Call it boring or whatever. Schaub made it his match

>>77930681
>Redditors detest Brendan

Says it all

I'm learning jiujitso from two comedians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROW1j2izypo

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>>77930711
look at his fucking face lol

>>77930618
because they're inherently less desirable to women, manlets have to be the cream of the fucking crop to have survived this long. anything foolish enough to get into their tiny reach is dunzo

>>77930711
>But he didn't. And part of that is facing such an awkward fighter who does very well early on whereas Floyd starts relatively slow

No, it's entirely to do with the fact that Conor punches like a small puppy trapped in gelatine. If Floyd felt like he needed to respect Conor's power, he wouldn't have stayed in his face the entire fight.

>>77930715
it's pretty good my guy

>>77930772
>BrainDamageBandits
Lmao so hard

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how did people just not think to themselves "let's avoid that armbar position"

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>>77930762
Let's see your face

>>77930778
Conors lack of punching power has nothing to do with his early success against Floyd or hitting him over 100 times. Floyd doesn't want to be hit nor drop rounds. The most he actually got in Conor's face and let loose was the later rounds where Conor landed the least

>>77930587
What did Travis say to Schaub after he gave him CTE?

>>77930711
>Took a world famous jiu jitsu champ to decision. Utterly nullifying his game. Stuffing everything he had. Call it boring or whatever. Schaub made it his match

It's not a match if you don't do anything.

>>77930820
>wmma