/nfl/ general - EASY." edition

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FIRST FOR GOAT

Rams 10-6. Cap it

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Why is it so damn hard to find Jessie Tuggle's jersey?

The NFL doesn't make one and they won't let me customize one either.

>>77923719
just buy a chinese bootleg desu

>>77923743

I don't like chinkshit jerseys

Week One picks

>Patriots>Chiefs
28-21

>Bengals>Ravens
17-10, literally who could care about this game?

>Bills>Jets
21-10

>Steelers>Browns
24-17 closer game than expected because the Browns are gonna try to make up for last season

>Texans>Jags
17-13 the beginning of the end for Blake Bortles

>Titans>Raiders
31-28

>Chargers>Broncos
21-14

>Bucs>Dolphins
26-20

>Rams>Colts
24-13

>Panthers>49ers
20-13

>Falcons>Bears
31-14

>Lions>Cardinals
27-24

>Packers>Seahawks
26-19 Do we really need this game every year?

>Eagles>Redskins
23-10

>Giants>Cowboys
27-17

>Vikings>Saints
26-17

>>77923766
>beginning of the end for Blake Bortles
the beginning started in the preseason, he probably wont even start

>>77923790
he was named the starter.

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>>77923766
Niners are gonna win, meme magic wills it. We're going on 9 season openers in a row.

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>>77923791
oh
oh god why

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Special Teams Edition

>>77923797
if Anderson starts (which he might) the 9ers probably will win after the 8 interceptions

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>>77923799

>>77923766

How does KC score 21 on the Pats? I don't see it. That QB/Coach combo will mess up big time. KC is the best for if you are a good team or not. They are not an actually good team who can hang with the Pats.

>The Seahawks had the ball 2nd and 1 with 26 seconds left in the super bowl at the Patriot's 1 yard line with a hungry Marshawn Lynch in the backfield
>They threw it
>It was intercepted

Honestly guys...this could be worse than 28-3. It was literally right there.

>>77923829
And someone says Lynch was terrible on the goal line in 3.... 2.... 1....

>>77923766
>Thinking Punished Blake will lose in week 1
>Thinking either the Texans or Jags have the offense to score on each other
>Thinking this game isn't solely based on how good Leonard Fournette actually is

16-13 Jaguars

MY BOY STAFFORD GETTIN PAID!

>>77923880
>Thinking this game isn't solely based on how good Leonard Fournette actually is
The Texans have one of the best defenses in the league.

>>77923891
And Jacksonville has one of the best secondaries in the league, two of the best coverage 4-3 LBs in football and a huge defensive line. It'll be a defensive game

If Jacksonville can run the ball at all they'll win. If Bortles miraculously returns to 2015 form they'll win by a lot

>>77923900
The greatness of the Jags defense is literally only on paper.

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>>77923880
Why are we still here? Just to lose? Every night, I can feel my division ... and my arm... even my motion. The games I've lost... the teammates I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our Super bowl.

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>>77923900
>mfw no Soup

feels nice now that the AFC South isn't just dominated by the Colts and it's a toss up whos gonna win

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I haven't paid attention to the Packers this offseason. All I know is that they lost one of their O-line guys to the Lions. Do they have a good pass rush? What should the Hawks be worried about?

>>77923766
>rams 1-0
Yes.... They are growing stronger...

>>77923857
He wasnt tho. He was second best in short yardage only to blount

>>77923888
Godawful signing. Should have traded him and used the extra cash on defense>>77923920

>>77923928
Sorry didnt mean to quote
>>77923920

>>77923902
They were #6 in defense and #5 against the pass, everything that happened last year, they definitely fielded an above average defense last year

>>77923829
It's worse in a vacuum, but the fact that they won it the year before obviously eases the pain. The falcons window might close without them making it to another Super Bowl, and that collapse will hurt a lot more in the long run.

>>77923829
The Falcons had like thirty brainfarts just as bad as that one in the last five minutes of that game. Bevell and Carroll got rused by Belichick and Butler made a great play. Not nearly as bad. Blowing a 25 point lead is a true masterpiece.

>>77923920
Just worry about Rodgers p much. Not much has changed since 2012.

>>77923940
The only thing above average is your penis.

>>77923753
>>77923753
exact same everything
just stiched at home on home machine rather than at the nike sweatshop

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Keep Haden and let Kizer watch a few games.
Ahhh

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>>77924057
>my penis
>above average

congratulations you have about as much credibility as PFF now

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>YAAAAAAS BITCH SLAY QUEENIE SLAAAY

so now that Stafford got paid will he suck

>>77924728
Those tattoos are pretty awful.

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As the defacto head of /nfl/ I am charging my Tripfag lieutenants to form a committee with at least 3 anons from the rank and file to come up with memes. Far too long has /nfl/ lagged behind in the meme department. That changes this season, you have until the 15th to come up with something, you will not fail me.

>>77924892
Who made you head honcho?

>>77924892
kys

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>>77924892

>>77924959
You are exempt from the meme taskforce Sweeden since you must protect your herring farms from the Muslim invaders. God be with you.

>>77924892
He's got a point though.

Out of the 4 major American sports threads we probably have the least amount of memes and its not even close.

>>77925142
>Rob Parker makes jackass of himself Vol. 267

I don't think Stafford is worth 27 million, but the lions are a shit franchise either way so it doesn't really matter.

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>>77923701
Seriously, how can you not love da bears?

Packfags need not apply

>>77925413
>bearsfags
0-16

>the absolute City of Joe Haden

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>>77925419
>Packfags
The only reason they are anything is because of Rodgers

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I thought Joe Haden was really good

>>77925442
I'm not even a Packsfag. Rodgers is hot fucking garbage and everything about that team makes me want to vomit. However, the city of Chicago is suck a fucking festering shit like that I can't stand it

>>77925459
Spotted the rural and/or suburban retard

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Haden cut!

>>77925448
Same, this is pretty odd timing

>>77925448
He used to be a couple years ago. After that major injury he's only been good at bandwagoning the Cavs

I hope Cam Erving is next.

>>77925448
There's been a mix of injuries and obvious decline in ability the last few years. Haden seemed like a great guy, but the last couple years he's been a liability on the field. I'm not surprised to see him go, but it just seems sad. Seems like the team really has a direction they want to go, and it certainly doesn't include declining veterans on big contracts. If this regime can last more than this year, the Browns might actually be a good team in a year or two.

>>77925512
Oh if Haden got cut, he's gone. He's the worst o-lineman on the team by far at this point. He was basically a free sack anytime he stepped on the damn field.

>>77925512
Yeah, but I more hope they can shop him for something

>>77925600
unlikely, the Rams only got a 6th for Greg Robinson and he was the 2nd overall pick

>>77925600
I don't think he's worth anything more than a 7th round pick at this point
But maybe somehow getting a middle of the road safety for him would be nice

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Have a bad feeling Haden stays in the division and the Steelers end up signing him

>>77925625
>>77925611
I just don't like cutting/losing players (good or bad) for nothing

>>77925653
>Steelers take a deficient, injury prone CB
I'm okay with this

Haden will probably go to the Cowboys.

>>77925654
problem is, when a player is bad, nobody will want to give you anything back for him
I was pissed as hell after seeing Pryor go though, and Schwartz (and pretty much half the fucking team) the year before, so I see your point

>>77925683
Pryor went because he was retarded. We offered him more than the Redskins did

>>77925683
I see why the Browns let them walk. They wanted a lot of money for talent that wasn't worth the price (except Mack, but he was gone regardless). Pryor was a dumbass demanding millions more than he was worth after a single good season. If he has a stellar season this year, I have no doubts that the Browns will resign him to a pretty solid contract, but the one they offered him was very fair. They offered the same contract to Britt, who had just as good of a year, and he took it immediately.

>>77925654
I remember reading something on this a while ago. Most teams would rather take the chance of winning the player on the market if it's not something they are desperate for.

>>77925736
I'll laugh pretty good if the redskins lose both Pryor and Cousins next year.

>>77925671
Not enough money to give unless he's trying to prove himself with a small contract.

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Has anyone done this mission in MUT yet? I'd greatly appreciate some help

>>77925840
This isn't about FA, this is about not wanting/needing the player and either cutting him for nothing or trading him

>>77925887
I keep sending blitz packages but Rivers always seems to get the ball out in time. Is it just luck or is there a specific defense I should use?

>>77925874
And Scandrick is already better than him but he's injury prone like Haden, so they'll have to fit for the starting job and split snaps.

>>77925142
>cowherd even letting a kaepernick fuckboy on his show

>>77923920
Our pass rush is decent but our 2 best pass rushers are hurt most of the time. One of them is hurt currently. Basically you have to worry about rodgers making plays on you guys. We added more weapons on offense with two receiving tight ends, drafted a bunch of running backs.

>>77925063
I hate you but that was pretty funny :^)

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>>77923701
>>77925413

We superb owl now

>>77925967
Old Gay is usually an insufferable asshat, but he can occasionally be funny

>>77925927
The last time Parker was on he actually said collusion and Cowherd was like
>you can't day collusion that's a really serious accusation
And Parker said something like
>I mean, it isn't collusion...

>>77925459
>Rodgers is hot garbage

Retard detected

>>77925442
Can say that about any decent team with a good quarterback, If you don't have a good to elite quarterback you most likely are not going to do shit. Unless you have a elite defense.

>>77925986
It's like when people say "blackballed" when they think it just means banned. They're morons pushing a narrative

>>77925887
>>>/v/

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Daily reminder

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>>77926015
>disowned by family
>gay relationship with gay roommate
>can't even be a good lover, jilts fag roommate
>hires obvious beard and fame hungry whore Olivia Munn, presumably wants to eat casting couch cummies
>federally convicted choker
>famous for hail Mary, the desperate play of necessity only failures even need to attempt
>gay as fuck

>>77926433
Why do you even browse this general, your argument is TMZ tier.

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>>77923691
>DET:Ziggy Ansah expected to be ready for Week 1

Excellent

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>>77926375
also reminder

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>your team
>your 2017 record
>your owl winner/loser
>your team's best uni

aints
6-10
pats over puckers
>pic related

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>>77926763
Raiders
11-5
Probably the Patriots again, sadly
All of them are top 5 in the NFL, but if I could only pick one, pic

>>77926763
>puckers
>owl

why do people keep thinking this will happen?

>>77925413
Bears fans. That's how I can not love the bears.

>>77926763
Bullshit you're a Saints fan. No way you've watched a preseason game and think the Saints are going to regress. You're probably the type of faggot that thought firing Les Miles for Orgeron was a good move.

>>77926785
This. Chicago sports fan are awful. Shitty when they lose and shitty when they win.

>>77926783
because the nfc is a total crapshoot
at this point it might as well be the iggles or loins

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>a school banned their students from wearing Redskins merchandise due to the team's name being a racial slur

LMAO!

>>77924085
>Implying counterfeits are a Chinese cottage industry

Nah dude it's not even that. Managers from the official factories will buy a bunch of used machines and rent warehouse or factory space near by and make runs of apparel to the EXACT SPECS they use at the Nike factory. It's really quite amazing, especially the shoes. They come out PERFECT in a side by side comparison.

>>77926803
Don't even get me started on those bandwagon blackhawk fans.

>>77926898
Yeah, but this was pretty funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spQbpMOg5dc

>>77926793
we played two offenses that ranked in the bottom 4 last year (one of which still burnt them deep to win the game) plus a broken down chorgers O
our offense has been anemic so far, putting up less than 15 points every game, and our oline got hit by injuries hard
the AP signing was a desperation move by loomis so he can still pretend the saints are relevant, and he will have no effect on the offense whatsoever
not to mention we play the pats week 2, the puckers and loins right next to each other, and arguably the most hellish division in football twice
after season's end Brees is headed to a real contender, Payton becomes an OC for someone in the west, and the saints tank for multiple years in their search for the qb of the future

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>>77926763
Cardinals
12-4 because I am a hopeful idiot. Anything above .500 would be a blessing
I'm going for the gold with the Cards over another dark horse in the Chiefs
Love these the most

>>77926969
>Cards vs Chiefs
>those uni colors

BLOOD BOWL 2018

>>77926956
Good lord. You're a terrible fan. Seriously judging the offense in the preseason? Everybody's offense looks like shit. The Oline is fine. Unger will be ready week 1 and even Armstead may not be placed on PUP because Payton thinks he'll be ready within the first month. We drafted 5 or 6 guys who will be major contributors this year, three of them starters. Peterson doesn't even have to do much, he's going to be a beast at the goal line.

Reminder that we lost TWO games on blocked field goals and one game on a last second 2PC last year. We were a few plays from being 10-6.

>>77927018
And yet somehow you got crushed by the 8 comeback wins Lions at home. I still don't know how that happened.

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Broncos

Ravens

Jaguars

Colts


Which team decides to infect itself with cancer/Colon Kaepernick?


I say the Broncos to replace Lynch with Colon Kaepernick . I used to think they were not that dumb but Elway did pick Lynch over Siemian.

>>77926948
Ok, that's pretty good.

>>77927080
His afro pisses me off, for some reason.

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>>77923766
>Chargers>Broncos
>21>14
>mfw

>>77927043
the loins always kick our asses for whatever reason
>>77927018
being a good fan doesn't mean blind optimism, pierre
unger missed a generous portion of camp and I can easily see him losing a few steps
armstead won't be here for arguably one of the toughest stretches of the season
and we're still missing ramram
and that's all just the offensive line, I'm not even mentioning dline or secondary
reminder we were also a few close games from 4-12, and this season looks even less forgiving than the last

>>77925142

CORNBALL BROTHER

>>77927080
Elway is incredibly bad at drafting QBs because he was a great QB. He looks for physical traits.

Here's how you pick a QB
1. Can he make "all the throws" necessary to be an NFL QB?
2. Is he smart (Lynch is a fucking moron)
3. Is his football IQ smart? i.e. read defenses and adjust accordingly
3a. Was his dad a football coach at any level
4. Can he be a pocket passer?

There. That's really all you need to have a successful QB.

>>77926783
Because we made it to the championship game with a WR as a running back overall beat up team and a one legged rodgers.

Haden could easily have a DeMarcus Ware type turnaround because he's still relatively young. It was just hard for the Browns to justify that massive contract with the lack of production over the past 2 years. Ware was in the same sort of position with the Cowboys, he was a good player plagued with injuries.

>>77925905
THANK YOU BASED RIVERS

>>77927199
why dont you become a scout

>be Trevor Siemian
>play well last year
>they want to replace you with a nigger or a piece of shit from MEMEPHIS.

>>77926785
I was at lambeau field at a packer bear game, This bear fan had to sit on his wifes lap because she was so big and took up so much room her husband didn't have anywhere to sit.

>>77927238
its not about what you know, its about who you know. and i post on a chinese pixel forum...

>>77927249
>puckers fans
>calling burrs fans fat
oh the ironing its pottery

>>77927229
>#1 in talent
>#1 in my heart

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Another garbage tier DB for their shitty secondary.

>>77927271
I'm just stating what I saw and this bears fan was as big as a black bear. Made me jump out of my seat, wasn't sure weather to laugh or call the game warden.

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>>77926833
>boys can wear skirts now but not team merchandise

>>77927271
Wisconsin consistently ranks around #15-30 in obesity depending on the metric
i.e. way too fucking fat but Illinois always ranks fatter

>>77927350
*whether

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>studying film on Jaylon
>can turn in the open field better now and has already made a huge improvement in his play just in his second preseason game
>mfw he's going to be back in college form by the end of the season

>mfw this guy isn't even human

>>77926749
I didn't see this live. In disgust at the cucks driving down the field, I took my dogs out to shit and while I'm out back I hear hooting and howling. I figured that the cucks won because of the area I lived in at the time. Imagine my dismay when I go back inside and am catching a replay of that interception.

https://www.si.com/nfl/2017/08/30/pro-football-hall-game-retirement-home-canton-legends-landing?utm_campaign=themmqb&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social

>>77927238
Being a scout is mostly about who you know not what you know.

>>77926614
>t. Kevin

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>Breaking News


>The NFL has cancelled the Cowboys vs. Texans fourth preseason game.
Source: Ian Rapoport
Fucking why? A few sharks and shit dont mean them Texans cant play in Dallas Cowboys stadium.

>>77927451
A retirement option like that is good I think, but also seems very very demeaning.

But these guys NEED some sort of help. Getting the everloving shit knocked out of you weekly is taxing

>>77927522
the news is real but that pic is shopped lel

>>77927522
>Texans have been at the Cowboys stadium all week
>they even changed the entire thing to lower ticket prices so more people can go and all the money goes to the hurricane relief

>cancel

This makes no damn sense, I really want a second source on this but no one else is reporting it.

>>77925732
he probably didnt wanna stay with a shit tea-
oh wait
yea hes retarded

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>>77927597

I like the glowing eyes meme. Perhaps we can over do it and make glowing ears and nostrils also and that can be /nfl/s meme

>>77927353
Why not skirts AND team merch

>>77927626
Seems too sappy.

I think playing the game to raise money then going back would've been better.
Unless the jews at NFL were against giving the money to charity from the beginning and felt pressured by Watt and the potential media backlash to accept at first.

>>77927536
I don't think it's demeaning, desu. Yeah, it might hurt their pride a little but I think it's a much more optimal alternative to what happens to some of these guys (Webster for example).

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>mfw the Niners signed Vance McDonald to a big 5 year extension and then got injured literally the next day and sent to IR and now traded him away just a few months later for fuckall

>>77927637
>asks why /NFL/ memes are shit one day
>suggests this shit the next day

>>77923857
>>77923926

His stats for goal line rushing were not good. Have to look at more than just short yard rushing across the entire field.

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>>77927685
>taking old gay seriously
>ever
he know's he's just here to shit up /nfl/ and the more you retards complain about him the stronger he gets

Haden to Philadelphia when?

>>77927741
Well how about you sugget something you anal astronaut

>>77927522
>>77927597
>>77927626
not finding anything on NFL.com, and they still have the game listed. I'll wait for a post there

I don't blame them, many have family in Houston, and they've already scrimmaged Dallas this week during practice sessions

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>>77927649
>tfw no skirt and Rodgers jersey wearing femboi

>>77927797
Was meant for
>>77927685

>>77927805
retract, just saw it on NFL.com

>>77925905
>I keep sending the pressure and he just keeps checking it down

Kek. Based Rivers

>>77926749
This never gets old. I went from super stressed out to complete elation in matter of seconds. Fantastic way to end the game.

>>77927810
OK. How about you leave? The quality of the threads would increase instantly and dramatically.

>>77927877
>replying to tripfags
>thinking that is going to help

you're just feeding the beast; ignore, block, report tripfags

>>77925887
>buy madden on monday
>play it that night
>play it the next day
>make some guy go three and out
>fumble the punt return
>3 and out again
>fumble on a run play
>next game
>fumble the ball twice after catching it
>turn the game in on tuesday

Holy fuck what a disaster of a madden. Genuinely believe if EA doesn't start making some major changes people are going to stop buying madden. Even normies are catching on to this shit

>>77925496
>>77925438
>>77925653
>>77927790
If you guys are stupid enough to think Haden is good there is no help for you.

You now remember Dez Bryant

>>77924011
It's a shame Shanahan was checked out of that game by the third quarter and prepping for his hc job in SF. It's not the only thing that went wrong, but his inability to adjust after half time fucked them hard.

>>77928023
never forgot Dez
he's /ourguy/

>>77925887
>Deus Vult
>this TV belongs to the Pope

>>>/reddit/
>>>/purecringe/
>>>/getadamnlife/

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>>77928023
But I never forgot.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2730447-dez-bryant-gives-game-gloves-to-cowboys-fan-in-recognition-of-400-lb-weight-loss

http://dal.247sports.com/Bolt/Dez-Bryant-donates-50K-to-Hurricane-Harvey-relief-efforts-106654472

>>77927210
And then proceeded to get ass raped in said NFCCG.

>>77928070
I'm using a name on a Japanese anime forum to talk about football

My life is cringe

>>77928186
Yea but THIS YEAR will be different. Everything is suddenly going to be perfect for the Packers

>>77927658
>loins sign kerry hyder to contract extension a couple of months ago because he came out of nowhere to lead the team in sacks
>he tears achilles early in the first preseason game and is done for the season

well shit.

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Eagles gonna win the owl

>>77928259
...never

Kill all Cowboys fans.

>>77928296
Don't kill*

Sorry, I messed up.

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>>77928102
>Dez Bryant

I love that nigga. He is a real American. Not into that BlackLiesMatter cancer like Kaepernick. He believes in personal responsiblity. Plus nigga still has the juice of a Rookie i feel.

>>77928410
Don't not kill*

Another mistake.

>>77928102
>drop weight like Dez drops passes
I hate him and the Cowboys because fuck them, but that's still cool desu.

>>77927877
>>77927934
O B S E S S E D

>Johnny Manziel worked out for CFL's Hamilton Tiger-Cats over the past week, team may be interested in signing him to a contract

>>77928579
O B E S E

>>77928599
What do QB's in the CFL get paid? Like $8/hr?

>>77925496
It's been just a matter of time since the brain trust took over in Cleveland. Look at the roster under Pettine/Scheiner/Farmer. It was a collective of practically every veteran top draft pick from previous regimes. Somewhat like a large salvage title car lot.

Sashi/Paul/Hue are literally wiping the slate clean with the exceptions of Joe Thomas and John Greco. I'm not even sure Greco will be kept around tbqh. He's 32 and they want a younger group. Joe Thomas is really the only protected veteran on that roster during this purge.

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>>77928579
from one ravensfag to another, fuck off

>>77928599
Johnny football come back WHEN

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>>77925625
Too bad they can't swing another MLB trade for cash considerations.

>tfw Erving will never be DFA

>>77928599

Shieeeeet! I can go see the goat if he signs. I live colose to that area!


If he signs im buying that crazy niggas TiCat jersey! I like how that nigga rolls. He cray cray.

Maybe Toronto signs Kaepernick if Broncos, Jags ir Ravens dont take that commie fuk.

>>77928635
Probably paid about as much as any other full time job. Star players make half a mil.

>reading article previewing the Seahawks season
>they would have been 9-6-1 if not for a missed pass interference call against the Falcons

will the salt train never end for that play? The Seahawks lost games last year off of some dubious ref calls and I'm not still crying about them. Jesus christ get over it.

>>77928679
But do they get dental insurance?

>>77928690
>shehawks fans crying about the refs

holy shit the ironing

>>77925896
It could be that other teams are now gun shy of trading with the Browns for fear of losing draft picks and straight up mindfuckery. They've pretty much taken the traditional GM role and smashed it, then brought in a baseball transaction guru and threw traditional NFL trade logic out the window.

What happened to Bortles? If I remember correctly he was showing some real promise as a QB several years ago...

>>77928825
Plateaued at promise.

>>77927757
>he
did you just assume xim's gender?

>>77928690
If it were the only case that game, I could see your point. But several late hits on the QB and Bennet trying to gouge out an olineman's eyes made it worse, on top of the fact that it wasn't just a questionable dpi, Sherman was wrapped around Julio like a cape.

>>77928848
>>77928825
>people can't settle for decent to good QBs, everyone wants the next Tom Brady

I hate the NFL for that. some teams aren't being dumb about it, like the Texans, they just take what they can, and have a defense to keep them competitive the whole time, regardless who is under center. Who was the quarterback when the Bucs went to the super bowl? yeah, nobody else remembers either

>>77928647
Wanna go to the game? I have an extra ticket.

>>77928851
Julio should have been flagged on that play, not Sherman.

>>77928886
>see also 2012 Ravens

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>>77928825
He was hurt by those he trusted, and revenge is all that this husk of a man can cling to

>>77928931
>see also the 2000 Ravens

>>77928886
Oh fuck off. You can do ALOT more with a good offense then you can with a good defense. And the QB is the most important part of the offense. The Texans are a horrible example. They make it to the playoffs just to get absolutely btfo the first round. And the reason they have made it to the playoffs over the years is because of a weak division that is now starting to catch up with them (If they haven't already)

>>77928949
rubbing our noses in bloody football field dirt

>>77928931
Flacco played well when it counted.

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>>77928949
He looks like Brandanowicz from Parks & Rec

>>77928931
>>77928953
Hmmmm. It's almost as if they've never had a good QB.

>so many QBs that are pretty good but nobody cares about becuase they're not like the GOAT

>>77928972
>because of a weak division that is now starting to catch up with them

>people tout Luck as one of the next greats
>texans are 18-0 in the division the last 3 years
>starting to catch up with them
tip top kek

see also Broncos, build a team that is a QB away from being great, then you just need a fluke year or bring in a guy about to retire

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>>77928980
All that talk about justice...and here I am, just another Gunslinger

>>77929062
Take back what yours and get that owl

>>77928505
Cowboys had the least amount of dropped passes last year, only 8.

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>>77929083
I haven't forgotten what you told me, Tom. We have no playoff berth tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my career? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the greater Jacksonville metropolitan area will no longer need us. No need for the football, or the hand to throw it. I have to drive out this busy inside me - build a better future. That's what I - what we - will leave as our legacy. Another mission, right Boss?

>>77929020
I guess #EliteAsFuck doesn't count as good, huh.

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>>77929152

>>77929059
Luck can't stay healthy. And he is also about the only player worth a damn on the Colts. But I wasn't talking about the Colts. I was more so talking about the Titans.

>>77929152
>>77929062
A meme to surpass metal gear

>>77929152
Next level autism.

>>77928102
I never really understood why people hate Dez... Yeah he was kind of a cunt when he began his career, but he has really turned himself around

>>77929182
(You)

>>77929286
Didn't he beat the shit out of his mother? Can't imagine why any one would dislike a person like that. Top notch guy.

>>77929152
Woah hooooooooo

>>77928949
He looks like he belongs on the Jersey Shore cast.

>Chiefs acquired Cameron Erving from Browns in exchange for 2018 5th round pick.

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>>77926763
>DAT BIRD
>Wildcard spot, hoping for Fitz to get his ring though
>Puckers / Igloos out of nowhere!
>probably our still unworn color rush

>>77929289
Won more owls than your QB

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>>77929359

>>77929395
>worst SB performance ever for a winning QB

>>77929313
>allegedly gave his mom a slap somehow equals beating the shit out of her

Being a bit dramatic don't you think? Regardless I already acknowledged that he was a cunt at the start of his career.

>The Philadelphia Inquirer's Jeff McLane believes the Eagles could look into a "better solution" to their running back room than LeGarrette Blount.
Source: Philadelphia Inquirer & Daily
So i was a bit dissapointed we did not keep this nigga, but looks like he was only a Brady babby. He has looked like shit the preseason for the Eagles and even Eagles media saying he a bust. This nigga was supposed to be the Wentz savior.

>>77929426
Really? Even after Mannings super bowl winning performance?

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>>77926763

>>77929443
Alshon is supposed to be Wentz's savior. Blount was always going to be in a three-man timeshare, mostly used for short yardage situations. The organization and the fans didn't expect anything more.

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>>77925600
>>77925611
>>77925625
Well I'll be damned

>>77929345
What a steal. Dude isn't worth the paper his contract is printed on. He's a liability, hope you've got fast quarterbacks.

>>77929447
Roethlisber was horrific. Rating of 22, Manning was bad at 56.

Why the fuck does everyone think Drew Brees is such a good QB? Because he puts up gaudy stats? I could put those kinds of stats up too if my team sucked ass and I was always playing from behind.

>>77929426
>hurdur Faggo has more rings than your QB
>b-but he played like shit for one of those!
Still has more rings retard.

>>77925887
Try cover 2 while using a LB tp blitz on the outside or middle, OLB blitzes work well, also try nickel blitzes

>>77929467
Too bad Chipper traded away THE BEST RUSHER IN EAGLES HISTORY

>>77929488
I'm curious. How did you become a Browns fan?

>>77929516
Maybe it's just nostalgia, but I'd take Westbrook over Shady.

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>>77929201
the titans of trash

So... Are the Texans going to win their first owl this year?

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>tfw skank squirtles becomes one of the biggest mgsv memes in /sp/ to date

Meme magic, give us strength. We're gonna need it.

>>77929503
Stay BTFO hillbillie Pittsburgher. Dont you have a counsin to be trying to fuck?

>>77929488
>gets push notifications for the browns

even with Houston drowning in tears, this is the saddest thing all week

>>77929503
>these faggots' logic

David Carr has more super bowl rings than 90% of QBs

>>77925887
Should I get Madden 18?

>>77929657
Nice rebuttal. Guess you couldn't come up with an argument.

>>77929760
Go put some french fries on your burger you fat fuck appalachian

>>77929696
You realize I didn't bring up rings, right. Go (You) the ratbird faggot starting arguments he can't win.

>>77929798
You are getting BTFO by more than one person you mong. I guess Charlie Batch is better than Rodgers by your logic right?

What's the record for the most picks in the draft? Browns are up to 13 for next year.

>>77929829
>my logic
>not the one who started the more rings bullshit
KYS

>>77929501
This guy gets it

>>77929875
>claim Flacco is shit because 1 ring
>get show the Ben doesnt deserve credit because worst QB performance in Owl history
Stay BTFO bitch boy

>>77929574
By having absolutely no ties to any team, reading up on the old Browns' move to Baltimore and what happened after that and empathizing with the fanbase. Plus, at the time I thought that they actually had a good future with Johnny Speedball at QB. Turned out that it was a stupid fucking thing to believe, but they have an even brighter future without him now. If Haslam doesn't jump the gun on the current regime, they will turn this team into a contender in 2 or 3 years, so I don't regret my choice. Rooting for a hegemon like the Pats is boring anyway.
>>77929670
Not really, no, getting notifications from your favorite team is completely normal in my book

>>77929835
Dunno for total picks, but the Jest had 4 first-rounders the year they got Chad Pennington

>>77929949
God bless you Poccия-chan. I was born into Brownsdom and it's very hard

>>77929931
Not that dude, but he didn't claim Flacco was shit because if the rings argument. Just that the Ravens have never had an elite QB, the argument then went to the other anon saying Flacco had more rings than his QB. Please tell me you're just being an asshole and not actually that retarded.

>>77929949
I think he meant the sad part is the browns being your favorite team, and you're so engrossed with them you need immediately notification when they lose games

>>77930036
t. Cousin fucker

>>77929835
14 by the 97 Dolphins and a lot of teams (including the 00 Browns) have had 13. We'll get more as well as (I'm sure) turning some over the course of the draft, I'm sure, though, so this easily could be a record draft

>>77929931
>claim Flaccid is shit because 1 ring
No, I didn't. You said he has more rings, I said no he doesn't. You're making shit up as you go and you can't BTFO someone with a manufactured argument you fucking nigger.

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>>77929345
AHAHA You just fucked up, Queefs.

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So Raiderbros should they kick the tires on Joe Haden. Looks like the Steelers are the front runners

>>77930114
I hope the Steelers take Haden so Kizer can roast his ass every game. Dude is shit now.

>>77929501
I always play your mother from behind

>>77923829
As a Falcons fan, nothing will ever be worse than 28-3. The amount of incompetence and sheer luck and fuckery that had to go into blowing a lead like that will probably never be surpassed. Only an Atlanta team could bottle something that bad.

>>77929488
That was fast

>>77930036
Lel, I'm not even the guy who said they never had an elite QB. I just gave him a (You) and he chimped out in typical baltipoor fashion.

>>77930100
Kys, the deer hunter sucked and its a shame Bane didnt blow up your shitty stadium and "city" IRL

>>77930100
Pretty sure it's not worth time arguing with that anon if he lacks basic reading comprehension and still wants to call other people incestuous.

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>>77930211
>The amount of incompetence and sheer luck and fuckery that had to go into blowing a lead like that will probably never be surpassed. Only an Atlanta team could bottle something that bad.


>Doesn't give any credit to the sweet GOAT Brady going hero mode, and my nigga Edelman inspiring him to greatness.

>>77930313
Oh no. You really got me good with this autistic assmad rambling. How will I ever recover? Guess I'll just go kill myself.

>>77930379
Twitter was so funny during that owl.
>fuk u brady racist u like trump haha #dirybird
shit like that only made me laugh even harder when they got btfo

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You may only reply to this post if your team is guaranteed to get the #1 pick in the 2018 draft

Not so fast everyone else

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>>77930409
I'll admit, it was pretty funny

>>77925448
Yeah, in 2014.

>>77930463
As someone who lives in Georgia, fuck Atlanta.

>>77930463
funniest tweet of that night has to be
>Even the patriots call their blacks "White"

>>77930463
>if the pats and tom brady win so does white supremacy

Nice!

>>77930463
>Tim Brady refuses to denounce David Duke.
What the fuck does one have to do with the other?

>>77930577
that one might actually be a joke

>>77930590
That's what I was thinking, but who knows anymore.

>>77930114
No

>>77930416
is that the jest new logo?

>>77929345
This is the biggest steal since Trent Richardson, Erving is literally the worst lineman in football.

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>>77930416
>mfw the colts are guaranteed to get swept by the entire division this year

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>>77930707
The Jest are terrible but 3 of the 4 players on our team worth a damn are dead (Luck, Vontae, Kelly). The only one left is TY Hilton and he can't do much if Scott Tolzien is throwing the ball

>>77930759
Nah our only two wins will be over the Titans. Haven't lost to them since 2012 or some shit.

Jags and Texans got our number though

Is Ahmad Brooks good?

Who is the cash me ouside girl of the NFL?

>There were discussions to cancel the Saints-Ravens due to Hurricane Harvey, but the NFL deemed this meaningless exhibition game to be too important

I love it when Rotoworld blurbs get savage

>>77930846
Kaepernick because they're both undeserved millionaires who set bad examples for our youth with their degeneracy

>>77930858
Its week 4 of preseason. Unless you are a bubble player it is meaningless.

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>>77930846
what is that and why should I know what it means?

>>77930416
that's not the jest logo

>>77931122
A degenerate and no

>>77930846
Old Bay is still a faggot

and the answer is Vontaze Burfict

Big Big Bam Rosenberger and the Big Dick Steelers gonna win that 7th Superb Owl and there ain't nothin yinz can do about it

are the Jets really a lock for tha the tankb owl? what about the 49ers, browns, jacksonville, and bears?

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>>77931260
packers winning their 15th championship you scrub

>>77931288
the rest dont even come close to the jests right now

assuming a future HoF talent doesn't emerge they will be lucky to go 3-13

>>77931288
>what about the 49ers, browns, jacksonville, and bears?

Jags and bears won't even be close
I think it'll be

1. Jets
2. Colts
3. 49ers
4. Browns

Follow by a pretty big gap to the jags at 5

The Chiefs actually up a draft pick for Cam Erving.

>>77931255
What did I ever do to you?

>>77931288
>browns

>>77929640
I hope so.

>>77931388
posted your cancer on this board

also aren't you a ravens fan? that too

>>77931345
The Jags play all four of those teams this year

>>77930036
>being an asshole
Where the bloody hell do you think we are?

>>77931422
Well perhaps one day you will know me only as friend, friend