Fix it.

Buy Deli Alli and Kane

pass

Hire Larry David

*frolic starts playing*

Hire Wenger

>>77922359
Wenger would unironically succeed in Lel Liga

Uefa already does

>Buy >le one blooter every 10 games man
>Still play like shit
>Face Kloppool on the CL and get fucked
>TSUUUUUU reks them on La Liga and Copas

A man can only dream..

Buy Ronaldo

>>77922344
sack their shit rando manager and get pochettino
>hurr he used to play for espanyol
literally nobody would care after 5 minutes

Sell Messi, buy Asensio.

swap paco alcacer for christiano ronaldo

Laporta president
Pep sports director or what the role is called
Xavi manager

Then I would trust their decisions to be better than what I could come up with. Sure they wouldn't involve signing midtable players for >1m

They just need another Hesperia and another Cruyff

Dembele and Coutinho

https://sports.yahoo.com/philippe-coutinho-told-will-barcelona-player-week-163051023.html

>>77922344
Please, don't fix it. It's funnier this way.

> the city of Nobita

sell Suarez, buy Benzema

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>>77922344
Fix'd

>>77922501
faggot dream

Sack the entire board

Bring in a couple of decent midfielders, sadly there aren't many that can actually control the game

Bring Greaseman

Bring Di Maria, but unironically

Don't even sell Gomes, just tell him to leave

Buy Bernardo Silva and get back Thiago

Sell all the defense but Semedo and Pique. Get Bonnuci, Alex Sandro and Guerreiro as back-up

buy pulisic

>>77924190
di Maria is trash and a former RM player, no Barca fan wants him

>>77922344
Remove niggers

>>77924190
sell umtiti but not pique?

>>77922344
get rid of rakitic and buy the new igor biscan and replace messi

>>77922344
Should have bought Insigne, Goretzka, Martinez and Bernardo Silva

ter Stegen
Nelson Semedo - Alderweireld - Umtiti - Jordi Alba
Eriksen - Busquets - Pjanic
Messi - Suárez - Dembélé

>>77924190
t. Jorge Mendes

>>77922359
Wenger is going to manage the french NT after they fail to get out of the groups this WC

>>77926311
You misspelled Zidane

>>77922344
bomb the Bernabeu when Madrid is playing Atletico

>>77923846
Xavi needs to get done making oil money and come back as Manager, he is the one that could fix them.