/mlb/ - PAT THE BAT EDITION

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Royals

Marlins bless

>>77921212
Who is the most overrated active player?

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The Virgin Scuffle
>Plays rival's song sweet Caroline in their stadium
>Plasters "we stand with Boston" all over the outfield walls
>Puts Boston Strong on their jerseys
>Hugs rival fans when near them
>Cities prone to frequent terrorism because extremists know they are huge pussies

The Chad Rivalry
>Refuse to offer up stadium to rivals in the midst of natural disasters
>Players punch opposing players when they touch 2nd base
>Do not need recent championships to feel validation, focused only on seeing their enemies suffer
>Put rival fans in a coma when they come within 10 feet of their vicinity
>Lay empty beer cans and trash around dead fan monuments like a head on a pike to signal to their enemies they have no regard for human life
>Terrorists too afraid to go anywhere near their cities

>>77921239
Judge

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Nats desu senpai

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injuns

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We ain't afraid of no Dodgers.

>>77921275
>entire roster injured
>keep winning anyways for the luls

>>77921249
Fuck the rangers seriously

>>77921239
Pick any Met or Yankee

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MARINERS!

I am sickly humored by watching the rags completely BTFO out of the Astros. It's like the complete opposite of karma.

>>77921323
No one fucking rates Mets players

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>>77921312
They're streaky, but they do best when everyone's hurt. Never would have made it to the Eries without 3/5 dead pitchers

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>>77921312

>>77921349
Oh, so you're new. Welcome to /sp/

>>77921348
It's a rape of sorts.

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"With the fourth selection in the 2018 MLB Draft..."

>all those tweets shitting on the rangers donation as being "damage control"

god damnit i love it

>>77921475
The padres select a bust

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>>77921475
>There will be a kid in next years draft that will be born in 2000

>>77921494
It was very clearly damage control.

>>77921517
>kids born after 9/11 are old enough to get a drivers license in two weeks

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>>77921538

>>77921538
>4chan can get it's drivers license in a few years

>Sources: #SFGiants interested in Justin Upton, but opt-out after this season a major hurdle as #Tigers consider trading him this week. @MLB

SF Giants vs SD Padres (#2 of 3)

10:10 PM ET | 7:10 PM PT

>>77921744
>>77921744
>>77921744

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I fucking can't with this team. Why did they have to collapse in fucking may?

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>Sale still hasnt given up a run against the Jays this season

>Tfw your city is underwater and your team is behind by 10 runs

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>Announced attendance at Tropicana Field tonight: 3,485. All tickets were $10 general admission, and all proceeds from the series go to aid the victims of the disaster in Houston.
Share

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>red sox win

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>doyers

>>77921902
most Astros fans are probably feeling a little under the weather right now

>unironically letting an orioles starter throw a 1 hitter

>>77921978
Depression is here

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JUST

so now that the doyers are done, who wins the west?

last four digits are the dodgers next playoff choke

>>77922017
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>77922017
put me in the screencap

>>77922017
HOLY SHIT

>>77922017
>2017

Weeeeew

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>>77922017

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>>77922017
choke'd

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>>77922017

What happened to the Doyers?

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>>77922017
The numbers never lie

>>77922045
They suck

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>>77922017
HAPPENING

>hill shitting the bed against the dbags

Can't wait for DG's damage control tonight

>>77922017
lol

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That perfect game collapse killed Rich Hill's spirit. He's done for the season. His starts in the playoffs are going to be auto-Ls.

Poor lad.

>>77922090
Being a Dodgers killed Rich Hill's spirit.

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>>77922017
REST IN FUCKING PIECES DOYERS

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>Kevin fucking plawecki is now pitching for the Mets
>This is the SECOND TIME this season


Give us the first pick.

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we're coming for that WC ass

>>77922090
>His starts in the playoffs are going to be auto-Ls
well, yeah, he's a dodgers

>>77922017
Shut the hell up

The last digit confirms how many rings the Dodgers win in the next decade

>>77922233
>Dodgers confirmed WS champs in 2027, 2028, 2029

O's won a series vs the Mariners for the first time in 3 years

Just give us the rings now

Can we please eliminate the dh? Watching this Angel game. Pooholes on 1st. 2nd baseman boots a grounder, ball deflects to the SS, and Pooholes' fatass is still forced out.

It took him like 8 Seconds to travel 90 feet.

>>77922261
>can we get rid of this position because this one player is bad?
Good idea. Let's get rid of pitchers because of James Shields.

>>77922017
Even if the dodgers lose this year (they wont) we can say that they're a rebuilding team and you can't dispute it

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>new boss is a qt and a mets fan

aww yes

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>>77922308
>the dodgers have been rebuilding for literally 30 years

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>>77922017

>>77922327
Well they're set up perfectly for the next few years

The Reds closer unironically had a worse inning than the Mets backup catcher did when he pitched

>>77922292

No dhs can run. They obviously don't field. Theyre all fat and slow because their only job is to hit for power.

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>doyers gamethread has 20 posts in it

I know they're getting btfo but this is a regular occurrence, isn't this the best team in baseball with the best and most fans?

>>77922475
almost all gamethreads have low postcounts now until either playoff spot races happen or the actual playoffs. Football+Playoffs being mostly decided kills interest until the playoffs actually happen.

>>77922475
all the fans are stuck in traffic

>>77922475
>I know they're getting btfo
isn't the score 5-4?

>>77922489
almost all or almost all doyer gamethreads, jays red sox just went over 200 and one of those teams is abysmal hint its bombston

>>77922475

Time warner made the games unavailable for like 70 percent of so cal. It's on regular tv tonight, but I'm not sure how many are aware.

>>77922502
>conditions I deem fair

>>77922516
I'm simply stating the score croatia. No need for anger

>>77922533
it's 6-4

>>77922547
Because they just score another run. Right as I posted 5-4 score. Calm yourself

>>77922578
oh I'm fucking mad alright, get your SHIT together

>>77922590

Are you the only baseball fan in Croatia?

>>77922604
this is just a proxy, I'm actually algerian

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>>77922017

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>marlins

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Nats!

What team has the most regular season wins in the 2010s?

>>77922685
>regular season wins
who gives a shit

>>77921239
judge

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>>77921212

>>77921249
is this copypasta it was pretty funny

>>77922700
Answer the question

>>77922740
which question?

>>77922736
i shouldn't laugh, but i do, every time

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>>77922017
THIS IS NOT TRUE AND THERE BETTER NOT BE A SCREENCAP ABOUT THIS!

DELET RIGHT NOW!

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>>77922017

What's wrong with the Dodger pitching?

>>77922815
they the dodgers suck cock and largely benefit from playing in a low talent league

How long will the Dodger lull last?

>>77922736
>>77922761
it's funny cuz it's harper

>>77922846
>lull

>>77921249
Tbh The Who's and Cubs are perfect for this meme

>>77922899
i think orioles and red sox are better for this

>>77922899
No

>the Atlanta Braves are unironically, using their full effort, with every intent to produce an opposite result, 2-12 against the Phillies this year

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>>77922017
Make sure to screen cap this for DG's postseason collage

>>77922604
Its the Steve Pearce leaf on vacation

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Cusb

"We’ve done a lot of leadership stuff with our players. Very transparent about things that happen in our game, not only with drugs and alcohol. We talk about pornography, and the effects of what that does to the minds of players and the distractions, and how that leads to abuse of—domestic abuse—to abuse of women. How it impacts relationships—we talk about a lot of things. And I don’t mind sharing with you."


ROYALS HAVE AN ADDICTION TO PORN YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

What if every team was allowed to have 1 genetically modified human in the future when that becomes some-what common place? Would people consider that discrimination?

>>77923242
>how pornography leads to domestic abuse

jesus fucking christ no wonder the royals are dysfunctional right now

When Fernando Rodney blows a save in the WC game >>>

RF: Ichiro
2nd: Cano
SS: A-Rod
CF: Griffey Jr.
DH: Edgar
3rd: Beltre
LF: Buhner
1st: Olerud
C: Wilson
SP: Randy Johnson
CP: Sasaki

Can any all-time team compete with this lineup?

>5-5 in last 10
How do we stop the doyers bros?

>>77923242
>We talk about pornography, and the effects of what that does to the minds of players and the distractions, and how that leads to abuse of—domestic abuse—to abuse of women.
Is Anita Sarkeesian working for the Royals now?

>>77923325
CF: Fowler
LF: Wood
P: Arrieta
RF: Bryant
3B: Schwarber
C: Contreras
2B: Zobrist
1B: Rizzo
SS: Russell

>>77923374
I count at least four guys there on pilates

>>77923367
???
He does know that the whole point of Coors having more home runs is that the ball definitively flies farther there, not that its dimensions are small, right? What an utterly pointless illustration, everyone knows Coors is big.

>any lineup with Schwarber being better than anyone
not even worthy of the fucking (You)

>>77923403
http://www.sportingnews.com/ca/mlb/news/kyle-schwarber-chicago-cubs-stats-home-runs-video-babe-ruth-comparisons/1hy4mxaei2xks1wupe389l632h

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>>77922017
WHAT THE FUCK

>>77923417
he's hitting .197 for the season, that doesn't make him Babe Ruth.
Adam Dunn hit "towering" home runs too

>>77923397
This. Good post.

>>77923417
>this leaf took a random link comparing ruth to schwarber
>the entire story is literally "Look at this home run he hit, who cares what happens the rest of the time he plays. These dingers means he's going to be a legend"
>he's gotten even worse since the article came out and was even sent down to the minors
A FUCKING LEAF

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>>77922017

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>>77922899
>Schwarber is only le homerun man...
https://www.mlb.com/video/schwarbers-throw-nails-barnhart/c-1727513583
https://www.mlb.com/video/schwarbers-throw-saves-a-run/c-1734652183

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Is there a way to fire the owner?
Better yet is there a way to euthanize fans who continue to support a crooked owner?

>>77923713
>responding to the wrong person
>posting irreverent videos when the conversation was about his hitting
>lifelongs

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>>77922017

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>>77923732
Can you not handle tanlines anon?

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>>77922017
>>77922613

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>tfw not eternal 4ths

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>>77922017

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Any other playoff pretenders wanna test themselves against half of an actual good team?

>>77923367
This is embarrassing. I hope people are giving him what for

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AN ENTIRE DAY OF BRONX BOMBERS BASEBALL. LEAVING NOW. GO YANKS.

>>77923741
Reminds me of my moral degeneration hentais

>>77925979
>moral degeneration hentai

wut

Daily reminder that beating the ____ is equivalent to winning the WS for ____ fans

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>Jorge Polanco has 9 home runs this season, 7 of which are against the Chicago White Sox and of those 7, 6 came in the last week

>>77925999
Like mindbreak but usually spans days, weeks, or months instead of one or two times fucking. Starts as a wholesome girl, ends with a Ganguro with tattoos and nipple piercings craving cocks like no other.

>>77926126
are you the girl or the degenerator though

>>77926079
Scoreless streak
Royals

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Royals

>>77926245
I just jerk off, I'm not one of those retards on /h/ that ruins threads talking about who they see themselves as.. they turn every thread to shit.

>>77925140
Dodgers here

We're going to rape your shit team like we did last year
>losing a game 5
>at home

Lol only shit franchises do that

>>77922017
Late to the party but wew lad

>>77926343
fair enough, I was just curious

it's just kinda funny how literally every scene has two distinct ways of getting off to it. except vore I guess

>>77926469
MUH MOMENTUM

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>>77922017

>>77922017
As long as the Dodgers reach the WS, the year is a success

>>77925959
Have fun bro.

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>>77922017

>Mariners To Acquire Mike Leake

>>77926936
>Dodgers reach the WS,
I have some bad news

>>77927316
Holy shit we actually convinced someone to take him lmao

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>>77922017
>2017

Meme magic is real

le burger king man video is out

http://m.tmz.com/2017/08/30/danny-duffy-burger-king-dui-video-want-fries-with-that

>>77927635
Atta boy Danny

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Injuns

Daily reminder that winning the WS is equivalent to winning the WS for Dodger fans

>>77928000
>someone actually made this image and thought it was funny

>>77928000
This is a funny picture. Thanks.

>>77928054
>>77928000
Samefag

>>77928000
This is hilarious anon, keep up the good work

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>>77923723

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>>77923723
>>77928125
>tfw no george steinbrenner

>>77927886
Daily reminder that hourly shitposting is equivalent to winning the WS for Dodger fans

>>77928000
Lol

>>77928000
keked at this

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>yfw the Cubes beat the Dodgers on their way to a second WS victory

>>77928361
Brew Crew is going to take the division and frankly the Cards could meme a wild card from the pee pee cups

>>77928852
What's with all the NL teams and urine obsession? Is Corey Kluber destined to be an NL pitcher?

>>77928223
Except Dodger fans know what a WS victory is like

>>77927352
you have no idea how desperate >we are for pitching. If the Mariners had a league average rotation, they would be 10 games over .500 right now.

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Jays gunning for that pick. Sorry Detoilet and Chokeland your team isn't as bad as ours, kindly move aside

>>77929174
U desperate for that dick gayboi.

>>77929386
No, Dick Williams wasn't a very good manager for the Mariners

>>77923723
Marlels fan here. As somebody who has asked this question for 20 years, I'm sorry but there is no cure.

>>77929128
You mean Dodger grampfans know. To the young uns, it's betamax -- what's that?

>4.1 WAR is worth $33 million according to fangraphs
>The only players making that money are high end players
Why is every player in baseball underpaid?

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>>77923723
wait until he dies or gets too old to run things.

After that, the long road to recovery begins

>>77929490
Pujols is making $26 million for -2 WAR. Is he underpaid?

>>77929525
>>77923723
At least your NFL team is good

My MLB team sucks and my NFL team sucks. Being a SF Giants fan is horrible.

>>77929623
>Being a SF Giants fan is horrible.

The Giants won 3 WS in the last decade, the M's have gone 15 years without a playoff appearance. The 49ers were in a Super bowl 6 years ago and have 5 Super Bowls to their name. You also have an NBA team that has won two championships in the last 3 years.

You know nothing of true suffering, you are like a baby fresh off the teet.

>cardinals trade leake and cash for a class A infielders batting .219 with 9 home runs
i want a new GM

>>77930549
Least your team didn't lose by 10 runs to an in-state rival, out of state, after getting your town destroyed by a flood.

>>77930549
My team's beloved #1 starter got caught driving dronke

And the #2~3 starter killed himself last year doing the same thing
What a world we live in, if you think about it

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>>77921935
Tampon Gay was a mistake

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>>77922183
I still don't think we're a good team, but fuck it, I'll take the Ws

LET'S GO ORANGE DUCKS

>>77930549
I assume >we had to basically pay a team to take Leake off our hands. He was good, even great during the first two months of the season, but he's fallen fucking hard since.
I'm all for the move if it means they resign Lynn

>>77931390
it would be hard to see based Lance Big Guy Lynn play for any other team

>>77931299
This, especially after this June.
Let's get Boston asshurt again

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>>77931477
>Let's get Boston asshurt again
A prayer worth praying

>>77931477
shut up memelord

>>77931477
ilu

btw sleepy M's fans hears the thread

>>77931631
>>77931631

What MLB team would recommend?

I look for team that is loser.

Team almost without fans.

Team that has never wons the world series

That team that when playing of local, in the stadium there are more fans of the visiting team.

That is totally pathetic.

And that is a team that is in a city where soccer and MLS (major league soccer) is much more popular and Care than Baseball and MLB

>>77931753
If you came here a year ago I would have said the Cubs, but now I guess the Brewers.

>>77931769
And I hate the Brewers, and there's no MLS team in Milwaukee (hopefully someday)

>>77931753
Tampa Bay

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windians!

>>77931822
There is no MLS team in Tampa Bay (it was in the past but no longer)

>>77931753
No one gives a fuck about soccer in the US

>>77931798
Oh, then Mariners

Mariners are done, pass it on

>>77929490
>according to fangraphs

dropped

how did they even get that number? I could kinda see it making sense if we're talking about a certain length of contract like 4-5 years, because I'm not sure how many players consistently put up 4.1 WAR seasons and it might actually be worth that much if you could literally guarantee 5 years of at least 4 WAR, but it still seems wildly disproportionate and furthermore non-sensical since contracts are mostly dependent on the current market

>>77932099
You laugh now but wait until you need to know a player's isolated extrapolated ultimate zone rating plus

>>77932099
>how did they even get that number?
By examining how much front offices pay in relation to the amount of wins players produce.

>>77932135
good thing I'm already well versed in weighted knuckleball runs per 100 pitches (this is a real stat btw)

>>77932188
which means it basically says FOs are overpaying for shit and/or regressing players

pooholes probably skews it massively just by himself

>>77932239
No it says the opposite. Teams underpay because projections always undersell, because you can't predict how a player will perform.

>mets play first game in NYC post 9/11
>Mets/phillies playing when Osama was killed
>mets played first game in Miami post Jose Fernandez death
>Mets play first game in Houston post Hurricane Harvey

2spooky4me

Lol

https://www.change.org/p/major-league-baseball-change-the-texas-rangers-team-name-to-the-arlington-rangers/nftexp/ex1/control/9059232?recruiter=9059232&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=autopublish&utm_term=autopublish.guest_form_reduction&utm_content=ex1%3Acontrol

>>77932258
you mean they underpay if you use this stat as your absolute reference point

if 4.1 WAR is on average worth 33 million/year according to current salaries and production, then that means there's a ton of players getting paid proportionally at lower ratios, say 15 mil a year for 2 WAR. nobody would take that deal, they're clearly getting overpaid and driving up the average.

again this stat is fucking stupid if it isn't weighted by service time, there's a ton of shit contracts due to the market demand at the time and there's tons of young players producing spectacularly for relative peanuts. its fookin stoopid m8

Brewers just beat the Cards on a game-saving over-the-wall catch by Keon broxton

>>77932414
Nice

>yaks

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE NEW YOAK YANKEEEES

Coming for that spot, Chokees

>you now remember the phillies won an eries in 2008

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>Justin Verlander has a 2.31 ERA and 28.8 K% in his last 74 IP.

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>>77932363
Definitely meme worthy

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>>77932796
>Implying I'll ever forget the only big 4 championship of my life so far

Ender inciarte has had 8 hits today

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You now remember Fluke Lee, also known as Puke Lee, Shit Lee, and Babbydick Pigwife Lee

>>77933239
Yeah I remember Cliff Lee. was a great pitcher for us in 09 and 11. Shame his arm went, we could've traded him for some more prospects.

You now remember that the Dodgers have failed to make the World Series in their last 10 trips to the postseason.

You now remember that the Dodgers choke in the playoffs.

You now remember that Daddy Greinke aka DG declared the 2015 NLDS a bye week.

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Bros....

You now remember that the Dodgers choke in the playoffs.

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How do we stop them

Quack quack, get that broom

>>77933582
Your posting frequency increases dramatically when your team is doing well.

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We can't stop it, bros

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why don't the giants and white sox want a phillies-mets 1-2 in the draft
this is the most interesting draft order possible
stop losing.

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we continue to come for that WC ass

>>77932312
Shh, the W*****s are like Scooby Snacks to /pol/ tards

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You now remember the 2015 Torontp Blue Jays

>>77933692
who?

>>77933692
>torontp

fuck you fucking bandage FUCK YOU

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>>77933692

The Dodgers choke in the playoffs

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cant even shitpost correctly let alone win a ballgame smdh fuck everything

>>77933625
>imblyign the Mets will do anything but select the guy that is the surest, fastest bet to make the majors
>imblyign the Mets draft strategy is enjoyable to anyone
These fuckers sprint to the majors and break

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>>77933692

royals fans are the worst just like their teams offense

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>>77933903

>>77933903
*kills baby with beer bottles*

>>77933903
*racistly throws an untapped keg of beer at an Eskimo batboy*

kansas sucks

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How many bye weeks will the Dodgers have this year? 2? I just see the LDS and LCS as practice rounds for htem

>>77933780
I have the creeping suspicion you'll play spoiler Jays this weekend. I don't trust this win streak.

Also at least it wasn't a ducking mobile mistake

>>77933960
too bad Kansas City is in Missouri (at least the parts anybody cares about)

Kansas City is in Missouri but all the ballplayers live in Kansas because that's we have three-story houses and curbs and very low crime
Royals players do not live in Waldo

someone else can make a thread, I dont give a shit right now

mest-resd
>>77934135
>>77934135
>>77934135

Got my big payday, gonna buy a ranch-style shanty in Grandview between some meth brothels

The Dodgers will finish _____ in the 2017 playoffs

>>77934176
soon

>>77934176
the last game with a win

>>77934176
without a win

>>77934176
1st

>>77934176
in the dugout staring blankly at the field celebration of the team that eliminated them

>>77934176
crying in humiliation

>>77934176
getting me off

>>77934176
by choking (again)

>>77930094
People from SF do not claim Santa Clara or Oakland teams

>>77934233
>>77934437
right

>>77934190
>>77934254
>>77934446
>>77934459
>>77934491
>>77934472
wrong

>>77934176
with more multiple entries

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>>77934176
4th or 3rd

>>77934176
by disappointing their fans again

>>77934517
Multiple entries of winning?

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#prayforhouston

>>77934657

pirates cubs

sweep incoming

>>77934532
So they'll win an LDS AND LCS?

Francisco Lindor is now tied for the Indians single season short stop homer record with Asdrubal Cabrera

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Why are the Phillies so shit?

I can't even enjoy baseball anymore when my favorite team is garbage.

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>>77934811
I was able to enjoy the Tankathon 76ers, I can enjoy some bad Phillies baseball.

>>77934832
I couldn't bear to watch the 10-win sixers team when the Flyers were making an amazing run to the playoffs that same time. I mean, why watch Nerlens and Jah shit the bed every night when you could watch Ghost-bear and the Flyers jump 3 rival teams for a playoff spot? you should've watched the Flyers, lil ass nigga.

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>>77934811
>>77934832
>>77934878
I suffered through back to back 100 loss seasons while bus loads of drunken Phillies fans high fived each other over my head in >my home park. I'm not impressed.

>>77934510
>>77934605
lol no, you insecure little dud

The Yankees are warming up Chapman kek

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>the city of new york

>>77934956
The Dodgers are 79-21 in the last 100. I'd say the Dodgers have a good shot in winning it all

>>77935062
>good shot in winning it all
>muh regular season world champs
lol, how'd that turn out for the 1906 cubs and 2001 mariners

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>>77933692

>>77935062
Multiple Entries is a meme regarding Kershaw's futility in the postseason, new friend. But yes they've had lots of regular season wins. Historically that doesn't convert to World Series titles though.

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windians x2!

>>77935154
Best part of the general... they protected her smile

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>>77935154

>Indians free Yandy
>win
Huh...

>>77935191
Damn I gotta add Zimzam and Bruce

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>losing twice in one day like you're the Phillies
>yaks

>>77935223
And EE and Yandy and BOONE and Joe Smith and Tyler Olsen and the new pitcher we just brought in and sort of Merritt and is Clev in that?

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>>77935223
It's one of my favorites, right up there with my rare Tito's and my player baseballs

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>>77935277
Edwin and his parrot are already there

>>77935277
EE is on deck with the parrot, right about Clevinger, Olson, and Smith though the last two are very recent. Logan's done so he can wait for next season.

>>77935277
Oh also Urshela. Maybe I'll work on the Ferry tonight we'll see

>>77934878
I watched both?

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>>77935338
Thx

>>77935316
>>77935277
how has based smith been back home in cleveland? he was great to watch and seemed on the verge of becoming truly elite when he was here

>>77935074
very underrated post
of the 11 seasons with the most wins (in the category of 108+), 7 of them went on to win the eries.
the top two, at 116 wins (the cubes and memeiners squads mentioned above) didn't win the eries.
here's the teams by number of wins and their records in the eries
116 wins: 0-2
114 wins: 1-0
111 wins: 0-1
110 wins: 2-0
109 wins: 1-1
108 wins: 3-0

so, given the (pretty limited) evidence, the doyers might best boost their eries chances by somewhat underperforming the rest of the way and land at or between 108 and 110 wins.

>>77935562
>so, given the (pretty limited) evidence, the doyers might best boost their eries chances by somewhat underperforming the rest of the way and land at or between 108 and 110 wins.
really good logic here desu

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>>77935548
He's been underused imo, but he's been fantastic when he appears.

It's just that Bruce has been so dynamic that he's almost overshadowed Joe.

>>77922017
Epic toast my friend