Beautiful skyline edition
>first batter walked on 4 pitches
Gonna be a long game.
>>77920546
Shields, just give up the 6 runs you know you want to already
>>77920651
its shields tho
at least abreu got a hit so we dont have to wonder if todays the day Santana no hits us
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>dunnvidson
>avishit
jesus fucking christ Jorge raburn polanco
I think it would have been better if I thought the Sox had another day off today.
tank rolls on
thanks shields
Avi got an XBH finally
based Abroo
wew, fucking abroo
that's exactly what you needed to do in the almost cycle game
this guy is literally barry bonds against us, ryan raburn x2
Polanco makes me sad
>7 home runs against us
>2 home runs against every other team
4 for 4 with a walk, pretty good
>avishit
Finally I thought it would never end
>>77920546
Let's go white sox
>>77927302
>10:28:58
Let's go Cubs
Might as well use the same thread since this thing's still magically up.
>Holland start vs Berrios
fug
>>77935139
I'm the person who made it yesterday and have been bumping it to be used today and probably tomorrow
Lopez might come back on Friday
>>77935210
>>77935240
Anyone up for pong?
Once again.
Fuck You Joe Mauer.
Q's collapse is sad. He just hit back to back batters, one of which brought in a run.
>>77935386
I'm chalking his performance so far as an off-year. He has never been this off in this time in the majors. I don't want to say it's also because he's not pitching in the Arcade League anymore, but that's not an excuse, since he was iffy earlier this year as well.
Phone posting faggot here. Any of you Sox bros wanna superimpose Q's Cubs ERA and Eloy's stats on this pick with it captioned "No Refunds."? I wanna troll the ESPN 1000 guys.
holy shit, that strikeout was nasty
>>77935386
It's really sad whats happening with Q this season. On the other hand it's kind of amusing watching cubs fans lose their shit.
>>77935479
Speaking of which,
I was listening to the csn sox podcast and they brought david kaplan as their guest for the week to talk about Q. He's so bootyblasted about Q that he considers him only as an above average pitcher now. The fun part came when chuck garfien decided to bring da bantz and started playing soundbites of kaplan calling Q elite and a 1-2 starter after the trade initially happened
>>77935545
I fuck with Kap on twitter so much. I think it got to him.
>>77935466
It's weird because his strike outs are way up, but his walks are also way up. I wonder if he made some kind of conscious effort to try and become a strike out pitcher, casting aside the control he built his career on.
>>77935649
Then that shit's on the pitching staff. Why fix something that's not broken?
>>77935680
Well he's been through two pitching staffs now and has been pretty much the same exact pitcher for both of them.
Fuck You Joe Mauer.
I won a $50 gift certificate to a liquor store from Waddle and Silvys would you rather game. What should I buy?
>>77935951
liquor
what are you guys talking about, Q hasn't even been bad with the cubes
>andershit
>warning the benches
way to blow shit out of proportion
fuck, thought that ball was out of here
typical dutch and start
at least we aren't getting no hit
if only engel could hit
surprised it's only 5-0
last week was fun but looks like were full tank ahead now
>yfw rick secretly hurt lopey steaks and yoyo to keep the tank
>pelfrey
>>77936852
>its only the 6th
ump wants to go home
meh
even in garbage time beck is shit
This game ranks up in the top 5 hardest to watch for me this season. Dead offense and dead thread.
>>77937903
55 replies through 2 games. Fun shit.
>>77937903
shit pitching and shit defense too
got the whole shebang
oh goodie, time for jpetty to run up the score
>>77937972
scores been run up jpshitty or beck makes no difference
hoping we can at least somehow get one run to prevent a shutout but eh
Avihits
at least someone showed up today
at least no shutout
no shutout lol
Losah
dutch tank rolls on
>>77920546
Half the state works in that picture don't ya know
>>77939841
I know, I live in this beautiful city
Lopez confirmed to start tomorrow, and we get this shit show of a lineup today.
>>77947172
we'll just use this thread again today
>migo didn't get traded
well he could still be a cheap starter option for us
inb4 >100 posts for an entire 3 game series
>>77947206
Before his dl stint he was pretty mediocre at best this season. He went on his hot streak too late
>>77947277
what a hot streak it was, like shields last year right before the trade deadline. no one bit then, no ones biting now. shields went straight back to shit after that. lets see what migo does.
>Colon struck out 0 in his last start
>we're going to strike out 10+ times against him
>>77947534
typical tanking
Doubleson
holy shit Brantly doing dh things
Bartolos Colon
whoa even Engels hitting
Where the fuck is bartolo running to
wow that was close
hes gonna score anyways
>>77948212
figured
Based colon riding donkeys throwing rocks at fruit
>>77920546
Twins!
so many hits
so little runs
>englel
how the sox scored this inning is a miracle
thank you yolmeme
>avishit
Bartolo killing it
>colon season high strikeouts
to no ones surprise
fucking polanco raburn
Twins
welp rip migo
he really is going to get 10+ Ks today
jesus christ salad that was bad
>striking out to really old fat guy
>>77950029
He has over 20 years experience though
>can't steal against a pitcher who can't throw over 80
>hanshit
welp officially qs for migo I guess
time for the BP to give up the rest
wow bummer didn't give up any runs... yet
holy shit farquad holds it
HOLY SHIT HANSON
>hanshit ruins the tank
>>77951683
theres still a whole inning to go
Fascinating
now THATS tanking
>IBBing avishit
wat
>>77951922
because dunnvidson
Time for the tank to roll on
holy shit were not the only ones failing horribly at bunting
tying run on scoring position
winning run on base
this innings outcome was decided before it began
So much for Minaya blooming in the closer spot.
They found a way, the tank lives...
>caring about boreball
>caring about a dead sport
LE LEL
>>77952427
he wasnt blooming anything anyways
his saves all 3 of them were shaky as hell and he got lucky
>polanco up
This can only end well
embrace the tank
What a fitting end.
Wew
>he fucking hit the winning run in
There it is
Ahahahaha wow Minaya
or not wow since we already know you suck shit
gg twons, enjoy your sweep
Bwahahahahaha hit by pitch for the win. Can't even make this shit up.
>>77952652
not the first time its happened. infante for example
>-110 run differential
I remember back in like May or June when we actually had a positive run differential. What a difference a few trades makes.
>>77952741
June 24th, +6 run differential.
>>77952795
well we wanted a full teardown and thats what we got
>>77952795
In that time, the Phillies have tacked on -34. We've tacked on -116. kek
>>77952863
I say the phillies are a non entity in this draft race. theyre clearly playing better now as a result of the rebuild that theyve been started while ours is just kicking off.