post players you look like

kaká

>>77919103
perro kaka

Torres

>>77919103
a young kaka or orlando city caca?

>>77919112
somewhere inbetween

>>77919096
>being an actual NIGGER

Lmfaoooooo

File: moorata.jpg (24KB, 620x430px)

24KB, 620x430px

>>77919096
With a slavic nose

>>77919096
why is a basketball american watching soccer?

>>77919171
same hairstyle?

>>77919181
we love soccer here

>>77919190
Yeah, I don't know why he is copying me.

>>77919172
What does a slavic nose look like?

File: Claudio-Marchisio-Italy.jpg (517KB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]

517KB, 1536x2048px

Pretty much the white version of marchiso but don't have curly hair or pointy ass ears

File: img-isco-1487943149_580_380_center_articles-439323.jpg (78KB, 580x380px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 580x380px

>>77919096
Enough for people telling me i look like him apparently.

>>77919148
Are you surprised? Niggers love chinese cartoons.

File: 1499380117388.jpg (15KB, 176x125px)

15KB, 176x125px

>>77919103

File: ec62b28f5145ff3e3d1a65a054d2365a_400x400[1].png (224KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

224KB, 400x400px

without the beard

>>77919299
p-pls be my gf

File: piazon.jpg (236KB, 1065x1388px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 1065x1388px

who chad here?

ribery tbqh

>>77919254
it has an adidas logo in it

>>77919096
Hey Kanye

>>77919254
Like Putin

the ugly one..

File: 2dd.jpg (15KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 300x300px

>tfw you are yet to come across a single famous person who you look like

Am I an alien?

>>77919568
ikftb.

>>77919171

Are you Cisse?

>>77919181
basketball is good but soccer is great

File: meme nose.png (108KB, 134x484px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 134x484px

>>77919254
like this

>>77919568
same
tfw to handsome for humans

File: jannik-vestergaard-werder-bremen-bundesliga-01022015_nmvf2bl1wbe81lczgo093h3si.jpg (25KB, 620x430px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 620x430px

>>77919096

>>77919809
Yeah it's pretty much this

File: BaKbz05CIAAYccF.png (364KB, 501x559px) Image search: [Google]

364KB, 501x559px

literally me

>>77919568
Consider yourself lucky. People say I look like McLovin.

File: IMG_1729.jpg (173KB, 500x588px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 500x588px

My new haircut makes me look less like him. But other than that I looked like him for most of high school and early college.

People used to always say I look like Robinho in school

>>77919961
>blonde, blye eyed and tall
>still ugly

JUST

>>77919981
bit rude that

>>77919981
Lmao so true. Thankfully Latinas still want my dick so it's all good.

>>77919911
Every guy that wears glasses has been told that.

>>77919911
Well, do you?

>>77920202
He looks emaciated.
>you can take the man out of Ireland but you can't take Ireland out of the man

File: ee068e931f3ff3d4fc18663defd50069.jpg (285KB, 1619x2294px) Image search: [Google]

285KB, 1619x2294px

>>77919103


Some weirdo even called me Aimar during high-school, he played for Benfica back then, and I'm almost identical to him

File: b531ab7ac582e5108ad96f289a1a4980.png (212KB, 300x392px) Image search: [Google]

212KB, 300x392px

except for the rape tattoo on the fingers

>>77920239
sorry for the quote, brazil bro

>>77920252
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>77919568

I've been told I look like Ryan Gosling

File: 1480871541534.jpg (763KB, 2592x1572px) Image search: [Google]

763KB, 2592x1572px

you tell me

>>77920306
a lighter-skinned Coutinho perhaps

File: 20170426_034048.jpg (1MB, 2576x1932px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2576x1932px

People have told me I look like Ibra. Is it true?

>>77920306
nice blue eyes,so white

>>77920343
You look like Higuain.

>>77920343
uhm, no.

File: CM2yHHcWUAATSX6[1].png (621KB, 600x790px) Image search: [Google]

621KB, 600x790px

>>77920306

>>77920306
you look like a fucking faggot bruh. tome produto pra crescer uma barba

>>77920343
You look like Messi

>>77919340
You now remember Lucas Piazon.

>>77920360
i don't think so

>>77920364
don't need one

>>77920394
yeah you do retard, your face is too narrow, a beard would shape it better

>>77920343
You look more Paulinho imo.

>>77920172
n-no

>>77920343
Günther Netzer desu

>>77920343
damn bro you look exactly like carl sagan

>>77920415
my chin is fucking square bro, the angle didn't help

>>77920343
You look like Derek Jeter except whiter

I have a normal face but no one looks like me desu

was told I look like Cesc back in 2010-12, but my face is certainly chubbier (I'm 6ft and 90kg)

I've been told I look like Mark Ruffallo a few times though. I think I look a fair bit like him.

Feels cool man. Good looking enough to be good looking but not good looking enough to be sexy.

>tfw too feminine to look like a man but too masculine to look like a woman
wtf lads

File: content_Gotham-Magazine-Henrik-Lundqvist-3.jpg (89KB, 650x743px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 650x743px

Lundpads but blond and chubbier and younger

File: IMG_1011.jpg (115KB, 1280x720px)

115KB, 1280x720px

Except barely any facial hair and a less attractive nose

>>77920738
nah sorry but 0 chance you look like him
you could be good looking and have similar hair, but rabiot is Greek-god mode

>>77920815
He was the closest I could think of. I'm not saying we look identical by any stretch, but we do look similar.

there was this one kid in school, this must have been like 2009, and he looked like cristiano ronaldo.

he was 5ft6, really really fat. but he looked so much like ronaldo it was uncanny. people would comment it to him all the time. maybe the hair he had and the skin colour helped, but the face shape and features as well.

it's quite funny looking back, the type of pic I could see spammed on /sp/ if he ever missed a 1 on 1

File: Lars Stindll.jpg (84KB, 600x412px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 600x412px

Geman Mkhitaryan, just as smart and almost as good
Was too loyal to make it to a big team but at least he will be in the Gemany squad fo 2018

fatnaldo

LGTSS
>/sp/
>white

File: Snapshot 30_08_17.jpg (244KB, 1080x720px) Image search: [Google]

244KB, 1080x720px

who do i look like??

>>77921272
neymar
>>77921194
i knew a girl who looked just like him
sad for her

>>77921272
I didn't know they tolerated gays in Bulgaria

>>77921272
like a fag

>>77921272
My next gf

File: eb5c6c583cfc222580d97d68c6e4c332.png (564KB, 433x597px)

564KB, 433x597px

do me do me!!!

>bad lighting but still

>>77921428
you look like a very experienced magic the gathering and dungeons and dragons player

>>77921489
literally have never played either reeee


i dont even play video games

File: Screenshot_20170829-212409.png (2MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1080x1920px

My curls are softer and longer though, Midway between this guy and David luiz but I'm marcelo's skin color.

File: kol.jpg (53KB, 748x479px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 748x479px

>>77921428
if you got a haircut you'd look kinda like sead kolasinac

>>77921428
>>77921578
You should probably get a haircut anyway

File: 96-03-c12-50.jpg (116KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 1600x900px

>>77919096
Yes. I look like a german.

>>77919340
>the "new kaká" literally and unironically did a perro caca in his career

>>77921578
wut i dont even have a single of the same features.... hmmm

>>77919809

You look more like The Report Of The Week guy

File: paul giamatti.jpg (15KB, 300x409px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 300x409px

>>77920343
bru you look like paul giamatti

File: yo.jpg (20KB, 620x413px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 620x413px

i look like grujic from liverpool

File: maxresdefault.jpg (189KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1920x1080px

Except with glasses and less facial hair

File: Ricardinho-Div.jpg (55KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 300x250px

>>77919096

File: 9ae29.jpg (24KB, 624x416px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 624x416px

A brown eyed version of Juninho.

>>77921272
Do you have a benis?

>>77921210
this desu

>>77921272
ribery

File: wawrzyniak_jakub_1352982069.jpg (295KB, 800x553px) Image search: [Google]

295KB, 800x553px

;_;

>>77920226
So which one do you look like?

File: david moyes.jpg (44KB, 650x400px)

44KB, 650x400px

>>77924427

>>77921678
Yes, you're just uglier

>>77921428
Bad lighting doesn't explain away your ugliness m80

>>77921888
You saying he looks like Lorde?

>>77919096
are your parents argentinian?

File: 93324.jpg (17KB, 324x324px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 324x324px

Me mates always tease me saying I look like Samir Nasri

File: dik9nhbxcaaxub7.jpg (27KB, 704x396px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 704x396px

step aside plebs
chad coming through

>>77920343
you look like Günther Netzer dude

File: me.jpg (158KB, 639x350px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 639x350px

it's an old pic of me, but people say I look like Beckham

>>77924640
that's ozil

>>77924658
No shit

>>77924658
o rly?

>>77924640
can't see anything

I look like the best midfielder in Spain.

>>77919356
Lemao

File: zlatan.jpg (205KB, 1536x1024px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 1536x1024px

>fuck my life

>>77924352
is that the pie eating dude?

>>77921272
be grill pls

>>77925225
aye

File: fenerbahceden_nuri_sahin_surprizirR.jpg (33KB, 600x340px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 600x340px

>>77921428

>>77921520
t. Spic
>>77921639
Nah you look like a sand nigger

File: 793607bda79f9f397d01f285f7385834--man-utd-fc-man-united.jpg (53KB, 538x800px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 538x800px

it's a struggle

thankfully do not have those curls though

I look like Ribery but Im black

>>77925334
> but Im black
why are you living in an asian country, I thought you guys all headed to western europe?

>>77925345
>American education

>>77925351
>missing the joke

File: sport-preview-jesus-navas-contract.jpg (47KB, 750x500px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 750x500px

>>77919096

File: bapé.jpg (52KB, 960x688px)

52KB, 960x688px

>>77919096

>>77919279
lmao course you do m8

>>77919809
yeah that's me right there

>>77920343
actually a little bit around the eyes n eyebrows.

i can see what they mean

>>77921578
good shout

>>77925424
>Forced jokes
Finland isn't asian m8

>>77921272
Do you have a cute feminine penis?

>>77920062
That or Harry Potter. Non-glasses people sure are creative.

>>77921272
Post dicce pls.

>>77924794
Underrated.

>>77924379
keep your chin up m8

File: angry zlatan.jpg (52KB, 718x559px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 718x559px

>>77919096

>>77926057
Why do you look like a Swede?

>>77927393
He's Bosnian you dumdum

File: nordic.jpg (70KB, 817x514px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 817x514px

>>77927393
Because Romania is nordic just like Sweden

File: rain.jpg (38KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 600x400px

does e-"sports" count?

File: 142060.jpg (105KB, 898x701px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 898x701px

same chin but i have dark hair

File: humberto-suazo.jpg (22KB, 375x225px)

22KB, 375x225px

I used to look like this guy when I was a kid

File: Kasper-Dolberg-has-scored-14-league-goals-this-season-926743.jpg (86KB, 620x828px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 620x828px

I have brown hair and eyes though.

Have been told this by two people recently. I can kind of see it.

File: pic.jpg (87KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 960x720px

you tell me

>>77928107
that's a really polish face

>>77919340
>le fifa 12 man
be my bf pls

File: griezmann-celebration.jpg (662KB, 2048x1535px) Image search: [Google]

662KB, 2048x1535px

i've been told i look like Griezgoat

>>77919356
kek

>>77921428
Uncle Benjen

>>77921428
a mongol raider

zlatan, they even called me "ibra" as a teenager, I have a big nose

>>77928107
Oh my gosh you look like that one guy, the one whose father murdered his mother

>>77928342
Please be my bf, I will give you a green card.

>>77928496
>tfw you'll never grow up in a favela and get an athletes name as a nickname
>tfw you'll never lift the wc for macaco nation with ibrahinho written on the back of your jersey
why live

>>77928678
i think no one uses my real name when talking with me for like 5 years.

when i entering college people called me Cavani because i used to have long hair and after that they just use my surname

>>77928107
Sławomir Peszko

File: IMG_2623.jpg (211KB, 640x999px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 640x999px

you tell me

>>77928984
hot desu

>>77921272
Matt Stonie

>>77928984
be my bf

File: pleaseselectallfilesthatincludebread.jpg (32KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 400x400px

I was called McCauley Culkin for years as a kid, but I guess I sorta look like stuart bread

>>77928984
Hints of GG Allin

File: montenigger.jpg (46KB, 510x429px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 510x429px

closest i can think of i have a better chin and jawline though

it's a mix between Ozil, Tevez and Di Maria for me

>>77929206
whoa,..,.,

File: 1503550185273.jpg (18KB, 515x285px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 515x285px

>>77929206
What?

Weigl but shorter

File: ronaldo-cristiano-manchester-united_3373346.jpg (53KB, 768x432px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 768x432px

only for the neck

mata

File: 1478536975523.png (628KB, 1280x620px) Image search: [Google]

628KB, 1280x620px

>>77919096
Lads, I unironically look like Pogba, just without his shit haircut.

>>77929340
Marius?

>>77929088
nah, you look like the protagonist from Only God Forgives and Driver.

>>77924352
lmao

>>77929494
Do you dab?

File: me.jpg (113KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 960x1280px

Since we all /soc/ here now, do me. And no, I don't do meth.

>>77928984
wtf you look like my cousin, except he's pale as a ghost

>>77929646
Jeremy Roenick after spending a night awake because his wife announced that she wants a divorce.

File: karri_kivi.jpg (34KB, 599x500px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 599x500px

>>77929817

Well hello there /hoc/ Greek.

>>77929860
Hyvää iltaa

oh, I didn't notice it was a finn who posted the picture.
So this is how you look? hehe, nice to meet you finally :D

>>77929646
if you'd bulk and get a decent haircut you'd legit be a solid 8/10 at least

File: 1476026_big-lnd[1].jpg (91KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 960x540px

Necib

>>77930243
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>77930298
>tf
>tp

pottery

>>77930310
Show vegene.

File: 1498866260349.jpg (24KB, 419x420px)

24KB, 419x420px

is /sp/ gay?

File: rôti.png (21KB, 423x459px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 423x459px

>>77930328

>>77930367

POST IT

File: 1458936265349.jpg (74KB, 300x339px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 300x339px

>>77930367
>>77930414

File: minced_beef.png (15KB, 300x440px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 300x440px

>>77930414
W-what are you t-talking about anon?

>>77930433
I don't understand this aversion meme, her genitals are beautiful, I wish I had some genitals like that to kiss and fuck, I am sooooooooooo horny

File: marcel_kittel.jpg (44KB, 670x446px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 670x446px

>>77919096

>>77930414
>>77930479
/sp/ has always been christian board, we can't have this

File: aaron-rodgers.jpg (61KB, 680x510px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 680x510px

I really, really like women guys...

File: jiri-nemec.jpg (11KB, 200x285px)

11KB, 200x285px

a-at least I got a better haircut

;_;

>>77919279
Master race

>>77919279
his hair is wavy, if anything. this >>77924461 is curly

File: 5F6B73CE-E61D-4F07-8551-46F9A37BF17B-5265-0000035025B06899.jpg (12KB, 224x299px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 224x299px

it me

File: sanjar-khan.jpg (35KB, 280x460px)

35KB, 280x460px

>>77921428
Sanjar Khan of the Khergit Khanate! Long may he reign!

>>77930569
hngg

>>77921194
literally me

File: harrymac.png (368KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

368KB, 500x500px

Im blonde tough

File: 1986356-41722616-640-360.jpg (34KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 640x360px

I'M NOT EVEN A FUCKING ROACH I AM ARYAN FUCK THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77929646
Shave and get a crew cut mate.

>>77929646
you look punished

>>77934206
shut up and get this poster >>77921272 to post more of this cute girl

File: 78392958.png (75KB, 1152x514px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 1152x514px

>>77928984

Dybala

A combination of Ribery, Juan Mata and Griezmann but blonde.

File: me.jpg (33KB, 337x600px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 337x600px

i don't know, any ideas?

>>77925516
Same eyes and jaw lone lathen I rock the stuble I have much mor3 defined cheek bone though so not quite as handsome :(

>>77928087
do you happen to have down's syndrome by any chance

>>77928984
Chanturia

>>77939677
did you get banned from krautchan again?

File: 2545.jpg (42KB, 400x500px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 400x500px

My hairline is better thank god

File: sad.png (560KB, 788x442px) Image search: [Google]

560KB, 788x442px

I'm prettier tho

>>77939677
young torres

File: 0,,21055338-EX,00[1].jpg (121KB, 606x455px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 606x455px

rate me, /soc/