/trans/ - Nuthin' But A Bandwagon Thang, Baby Edition

>>77918330
>Yo, Sam Allardyce is bein considered fo' a surprise return ta Crystal Palace, should tha Eaglez sack manager Frank de Boer n' shit. (Mirror)

Manchesta United will give left-back Luke Shaw a freshly smoked up deal ta stop tha 22-year-old leavin on a gangbangin' free transfer n' shit. (Sun)

>Brazilz crew doctor Mike Simoni say Liverpool midfielder Philippe Coutinhoz back problem is cuz of stress over his wild lil' future. Da 25-year-old be a target fo' Barcelona. (Sun)

Juventus chizzle Beppe Marotta say tha Serie A champions will cook up a gangbangin' fresh move for Liverpool midfielder Emre Can, 23, up in January. (Premium Sport, via Talksport)

>Forma Liverpool goalkeeper Pepe Reina, 34, will stay at Napoli despite a offer from Paris St-Germain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (AS - up in Spanish)

Barcelona director Robert Fernandez say tha club intend ta sign one or two mo' playas before tha transfer window shuts, havin completed a £135.5m deal fo' Borussia Dortmund forward Ousmane Dembele. (Mundo Deportivo - up in Spanish)

>Juventus have moved closer ta signin Schalkez 29-year-old Germany defender Benedikt Howedes. (Gazzetta dello Sport - up in Italian)

Evertizzle will reject Olympiakos' offer fo' 29-year-old winger Kevin Mirallas. (Het Laatste Nieuws, via Talksport)

>Norwich Citizzle are horny bout Bristol Citizzle defender Aden Flint, 28, whoz ass be also a target fo' Birmingham City. (Birmingham Mail)

Midfielder Ravel Morrison, 24, is set ta join Mexican club Atlas on a season-long loan deal from Lazio. (La Aficion - up in Spanish)

>Forma Newcastle midfielder Remy Cabella, 27, is set ta join Saint-Etienne on loan from Marseille. (L'Equipe - up in French)

cringe

I liked the other thread.

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>tfw haven't done anything but sit in front of my pc posting on /trans/ and sipping coca cola all day

Motherfucker, I said I was going to do it

>Everton are close to completing a €10m (£9.26m) deal for the Hajduk Split winger Nikola Vlasic as they look to improve Ronald Koeman’s attacking options before the transfer deadline. The 19-year-old has been given permission to leave the Croatian U21 training camp to discuss a move to Everton. [Guardian]
24-year-old central defender Kevin Wimmer became the Potters seventh signing of the summer this morning when he put pen-to-paper on a five-year agreement at the bet365 Stadium. [Stoke City website]
>Liverpool have agreed a club record deal to sign RB Leipzig's Naby Keita, with the midfielder moving to Anfield in July 2018. The Reds have agreed to pay the £48m release clause that will allow the 22-year-old to move next summer, plus an undisclosed premium. [BBC]
West Brom defender Jonny Evans is expected to join Manchester City if Eliaquim Mangala leaves the club before the transfer window closes, sources have told ESPN FC. City have already had an £18 million bid for the Northern Ireland international turned down but will return with an improved offer if they can move out Mangala, who has failed to convince Pep Guardiola that he can be part of his plans. Mangala, 26, could even join West Brom as part of the deal if he is prepared to take a reduction in salary. [ESPN]
>Liverpool striker Divock Origi could move to Tottenham, according to his father. “Divock has to leave Liverpool to get more playing time,” he told DH.be. “Tottenham is a possibility, but there is also interest from France and Germany.” [Guardian]
Liverpool have had two bids rejected by Monaco for winger Thomas Lemar, according to Sky sources. Sky Sports News understands the latest offer made by Liverpool was around £64.8m, having previously submitted an offer worth £55.5m. It is also understood Monaco want Lemar to stay at the club beyond this summer's transfer window. [Sky Sports]

>de gay

>>77918375
you were too slow

you lazy ass nigga

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>Chelsea lodge £25 million offer for Everton's Ross Barkley
>Swansea ready to lower demands for Chelsea target Fernando Llorente

my professor canceled his class tomorrow lads

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>>77918373
it's the life

>>77918383
What's the transfer news in Bolivia?

>>77918410
Oxygen to La Paz failed medical

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>Manchesta United have been given encouragement up in a potential deal fo' Real Madrid forward Gareth Bale, 28

What a shite thread

>>77918388
Must mean Swansea will confirm Bony soon. Sanchez as well, and I think one more maybe a wing back and Swansea have had a good window.

>>77918410
Evil South American dictator to Jail AFC is a no-go

>>77918330
>>77918331
I hate you and I wish you would die.

>>77918467
Why don't you get some favela monkeys together?

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>£40m for Danny Drinkwater

Catalan's logic

>spend 222m on a player
not fair! fifa fair play!

>spend 310m on replacements for that player
it's ok mes que un club la masia lel

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>the state of this OP

So Arsenal get 40m for Ox, let's say 60/70 for Sanchez and a few extra for Gibbs. Who do they bring in exactly?

>>77918582
Jonny Evans and twelve French 16 year olds

>>77918582
mbappers. then bench him for welbeck

>>77918582
RVP

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This OP was brought to you by Gizoogle.

>>77918582
panic buy a striker and talk about the profits they made.

>>77918494
A fair price for England's best midfielder.

>Van Dijk and Lemar in exchange for Coutinho
Good deal, desu. They could win the league in the next few seasons at this rate.

worst /trans/ ive ever seen

>>77918660
league cup maybe

>>77918582
Nobody. It's the Arsenal way.

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Good OP. Finally a genuinely funny thread, changes from that Dutch bandwagonner's.

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>Injured Drinkwater who was total shit last season is unironically going to be sold for £40m+

Top fucking kek.

Pearson's signings racking in the profit.

>>77918678
I like the Dutch OP's

>>77918582
They should get Krychowiak or William for 30-50, Schopf for 30-50 as well, then get Jonny Evans (unironically) and Mawson

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What is /trans/ listening to?

Finished the new Uncharted and this played over the credits

>>77918582
arda turan for 110m

Plz don't go to city Alexis

Ian Wright is upset, lads.

>>77918690
That unimaginative twat just copies The Guardian's Rumour Mill column.

>>77918693
Trying my hardest to get to like the new Uzi album

>>77918693
Your mum pussy farts right next to my face

>>77918705
What is Alexis city like?

>>77918709
Only if there aren't any new BBC transfer gossip updates m8

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>>77918582
mares and some meme defend

gonna save me good imjes for tomox
g ni las

>>77918693
watching the new taytay music kino non stop

>>77918709
like 98% of other OPs do with the BBC,and all this OP did if add a few letters

>>77918719
Lonely and cold

>>77918719
Very Chile, even in the summer

>>77918683

>Gray + £10m for Andros Townsend

FUCKING STATE of Leicester negotiations

>>77918693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg but unironically

>>77918693

Ghostpoet, Death Grips and Tyler

>I'm white

all these casuals here now the window is ending lol

fuck off lol

>>77918693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOCxHu_F5xo

>>77918749
Shut up you twat, you lick windows.

wlll bale really be sold to utd?

>>77918693
Belle and Sebastian
Cheers Pat Nevin

>>77918746
>having to put "but unironically"

Such a shame. Weird Al is fucking brilliant and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise. So happy I got to see him live the other year.

now that the dust is about to settle,who won the transfers league?

>>77918760
Hope so

>>77918773
>tfw choker fetish

Drinkwater has handed in his transfer request.
Chelsea gonna panic buy, and Drinkwater will be on loan to Hull this time next year

>>77918776
United clearly

>>77918773
Remember when she pretended she liked country music?

>>77918776
i'd say milan btw

>>77918693
Really bad song

>>77918509
Catalans also think they can handle independance :^)

>>77918773
Nazi kino. /pol/ was right again holy shit

>>77918693
That new QOTSA album my dude

>>77918814
I know, but It's stuck in my head

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lads

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>>77918773

>>77918330
How much Bale would cost?

When in form and healthy, he is arguably the best player in the world after Ronaldo and Messi. But he is 28 years old and injury prone, which is not a good combination.

>>77918841
About tree fiddy

>>77918832
but does he mean american football or regular football

>>77918841
De Gea and like £100m probs

any update on the naby keita to anfield situation?

>>77918841
A cheese and onion pasty with a cheeky chocolate muffin

>>77918814
try listening to it in your car at max volume. its fucking LIT

Mel=Sandi > Noel >Sue

>>77918841
If Bale was open to the move, United could get him for ~£90m tomorrow.

>>77918847
>>77918863
these aren't funny posts

>>77918834
Wait, is you saying that T Swizzle looks like

THAT?
H
A
T
?

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HAPPENING

>>77918881
Lad what you think of us getting Sanchez?

>>77918859
>>77918863
Haha lads, what are ye like?!

Huddersfield will win the EPL.

it's funny how many times people have responded to me and said Swansea are getting relegated.

you're so wrong about so much.

>>77918869
Mel > Sue >>>>>>>>>> Noel > Sandi

>>77918841
Depending on the team. If it were to a neutral club like Tottenham, around £100m, but if it's to a club Real hates like United, or to a direct CL competitor like Chelsea, around £150m

>>77918885
>17s
>411 hearts
at least make it realistic

>>77918864
I used to go to the gym pumping up to Shake it off

shit was cash

>>77918881
fuck off you ugly manlet

>>77918330
Snoop is a top 10 rapper
Don't @me

>>77918896
Where do you see them finishing?

>>77918903
evening posters are much smarter than daytime posters. your critique is noted

>>77918907
Llistening to On A Mission by Gabriella Cilmi and pretending you are a woman on a mission is top tier motivational

>>77918917
eazy e is a top 3 rapper

>>77918903
look at the flag, are you surprised?

>>77918896
replacing siggy with clucas = relegation

>>77918893
good for morale of the players.

don't rate him as a player though, he's not good enough.

>>77918927
>Gabriella Cilmi
I want to lick her tummy so bad

>>77918876
I think it would be about it.

>>77918899
No way United or Chelsea would pay £150m for him.
He would be an upgrade over Martial/Mata, but I don't think £150m on an injury prone, 28 years old player who depends on athleticism would be worth it, even in this crazy ass market. Much more so considering they will likely buy Griezmann in January for £100m.

>>77918928
Le aids man carried by Dre's god tier production is barely top 15

>>77918927
i'll try it, i need motivation to go back

>>77918920
8th-11th

Franky De Boer is out the door. Only 3 games in. MADNESS

>>77918939
>>77918960
Better than we have. I can only see Ki making a difference in that Siggy role as we stand.

I agree with your position estimate if we get a couple more signings

what does Howling even mean

>>77918935
we have one of the best defenses in the league.

>>77918967
[citation needed]

>>77918985
>he doesn't know
HOWLING

>>77918987
championship league maybe

>>77918987
only hull conceded more goals than swansea in the league last season

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>>77918985
its the sound a wolf makes

>>77919013
>forgetting swansea had BOOB BADLY in charge

>>77918953
It's not a matter of how much United or Chelsea would pay for Bale, it's more so how much Real would attempt to sell Bale for. The last thing Real wants is for Bale to find his footing at a Premier League team, and that's what they're trying to avoid. Plus, they hate selling to successful Premier League teams, and Tottenham is not a successful Premier League team.

>Drinkwater has, just now, asked to leave
>handing in a cheeky transfer request before going to bed

Unbelievable banter.

>>77918573
>be me
>vagyely remember this episode from childhood, it was decent
>recently started watching classic simpsons on channel 4 while doing the dishes
>gets a chore done while watching a funny, down-to-earth and at times moving cartoon
>pic related comes on
>something is wrong from the start, i cant quite place it
>as if the show used to reach out at you but now its just 2D like the rest of the shows
>still funny moments but homer does things too irrational for his character and never seems to show regret for how his actions affect others
>plot line too stupid and outlandish i cannot connect to it it any way
i guess ill have to find another way to make the chores go faster

>>77919025
That's "Los Angeles Football Club legend Boob Badly" to you

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>>77918582
Look euh, we do not need to ooze ze monnéy in such a careless manner, we will ooze £20,000 as papier-maché to coat a mannequin and it will be like a new signing. You see, he will be very versatile to boot, it is very cost-effective zis way.

like this one tbdesu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNwNSU5NikU

>>77919047
home man went from clumsy-but-caring dad to hurr durr fat strangle
marge sort of had a drinking/gambling problem or something, now she is grumblue
lisa was smart and was willing to break rules to get the truth, then went to boring nerd girl
bart is ok i guess

>>77918693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmnMgF4HyZ0

bit buzzed boys

>>77919013
we conceded 2 goals in our last 5 PL games
and 4 goals in our last 7 PL games.

we've also already kept 2 clean sheets away from home this season.

you know nothing.

>>77919111
>this poster
>any topic

>>77919111
talking about last season btw in terms of last 5 and 7 PL games.

>>77919093
fookin hate songs with more than 3:59 minutes

>>77919111
*concedes 4 goals to Mouyes*

>>77919093
He wrote that song for his kids, really gives it an extra dimension with that in the back of your head.

Wish my dad loved me like Josh Homme loves his kids

>>77919145
pleb

I could beat the shit out of all your da's

bored of football transfers now

going to bed

>>77919145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjqdDMgpbDU

Also what the fuck is up with youtube's new layout

>>77918885
Pro tip it's Arsenal who have to pay money in this deal not City

>>77919209
its 8pm mate

>Clubs set to meet to discuss the idea of closing the transfer window before the season begins

Makes sense, shit is retarded ending like a month after the season begins, and there's just unsettled players everywhere refusing to play

>>77919232
Timezones mate

>>77919111
Liverpool have 6 clean sheets in their last 7 league games

Is their defence the best?

>>77919245
and will Liverpool get relegated?

>>77919217
>one team wants to buy and has a fuck ton of money
>other club doesn't want to sell and doesn't have much money
it doesn't matter who's worth more, only who's wanted more. the fact that City are even willing to trade Sterling shows that they value Sanchez more than Sterling, otherwise they'd tell Arse to take the money or fuck off, which they obviously haven't

>>77919271
Chatting shit mate mark my words if the deal happens it's Arsenal who stump up money

>>77919240
>close the window early
>other windows remain open
>can't sign any replacements at all
Yeah truly a great idea.

>>77919232
I feel bad that you guys are stuck with American hours /sp/. All the European posters just get to hibernate through it.

>>77919289
AFAIK foreign clubs wouldn't be able to register PL players either

>>77919266
>changing the subject

>>77919312
The only teams meeting about this rule is PL teams. Unless it becomes a uefa thing it's a shitrule.

I think it's the general consensus that Sanchez > Sterling, but why would Arsenal need to stump up the money? Is it because Sterling's English?

>>77919327
>Homegrown
>Younger
>Long contract
>Sanchez only 9 months left

Why don't Arsenal just cuck Liverpool out of Lemar

>>77919388
Small club mate

>>77919405
>yahoo sports
are they even reliable

>being Sterling
>leaving Liverlel to win titles
>finding yourself spending Thursday nights at Red Star Belgrade and fighting for 6th place
>meanwhile Liverlel rest in a guaranteed CL spot and challenge for the title

>>77919405
i know it's you just by the filename(and flag). Step your game up mate.

>>77918330
>>77918331
i thoroughly appreciate your work lad

Jay Spearing is standing outside Chelseas training ground

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/902665164067045377

Paul Konchesky is standing outside Chelseas training ground

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>>77919047

>recently started watching classic simpsons on channel 4

Not worth it m8. Channel 4 censors so much of The Simpsons. Quite often I'll be watching an episode and expecting a certain joke/line, but it never comes. Sometimes whole scenes are cut out.

Sky has some episodes they won't show pre-watershed, but at least they don't hack the show to pieces.

>>77919312
that should be general rule for all days of the transfer window
sick of these dogshit state funded scum yuro clubs poaching our players

>>77919464
>tfw this one was actually from bbc

>>77919445
are any rumours?

https://twitter.com/bbcsport_david/status/902666576125624320

Small clubs btfo

>Liverpool have agreed to sell 25-year-old Brazil midfielder Philippe Coutinho to Barcelona in deal worth €160m (£148m). (Yahoo Sports)

Liverpool CEO Peter Moore appeared to suggest in a tweet that Coutinho will not be sold before Thursday's transfer deadline. (Liverpool Echo)

>Arsenal could finally be ready to sell 28-year-old forward Alexis Sanchez to Manchester City for £30m + Raheem Sterling, 22. (Mirror)

Inter Milan have made a new offer to Arsenal for 25-year-old Germany centre-back Shkodran Mustafi. (Sky Sports)

>Tottenham are considering whether to delay their move for Everton midfielder Ross Barkley because of the 23-year-old's injury problems. (Evening Standard)

West Brom's 29-year-old centre-back Jonny Evans would turn down a move to Arsenal because he wants to join Manchester City. (Mail)

>West Brom are set to sign 27-year-old Polish midfielder Grzegorz Krychowiak from Paris St-Germain. (Sun)

Southampton defender Virgil van Dijk, 26, is still hopeful of a move to Liverpool, although Arsenal and Chelsea could make late bids. (Independent)

>Crystal Palace will back manager Frank de Boer with three big signings. (Star)

Newcastle manager Rafael Benítez is willing to sell 26-year-old striker Dwight Gayle for £18m. (Guardian)

>Meanwhile, Newcastle midfielder Jack Colback, 27, could join Championship side Hull on loan. (Newcastle Chronicle)

Newcastle are hoping to make another two signings before the transfer window closes, but will not do so unless they can first sell players. (Telegraph)

>Napoli want to sign 23-year-old Barcelona midfielder Denis Suarez. (Corriere dello Sport)

Stoke midfielder Giannelli Imbula, 24, is set to join Toulouse on loan. (SFR Sport)

>Sam Allardyce says he is not interested in a return to management with Crystal Palace - or any other Premier League club - at the moment. (Talksport)

Spanish winger Adama Traore, 21, wants to leave Middlesbrough for Lille, but Boro will not lower their valuation. (Gazette Live)

>>77918760

Probably not, now that Mbappé is going to PSG.

David OrnsteinVerified account @bbcsport_david 18m18 minutes ago

Oxlade-Chamberlain has rejected Chelsea move & wants to join Liverpool. Bid lower than #CFC £40m expected. Otherwise will stay at #AFC #LFC


WEW

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>>77919708

fuck off

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>>77919708
>You will never be as good at convincing players to join as Klopp

>>77919741
>>77919743
Fuck off you knobheads I already posted this

>>77919708
You can fuck off and all you stealing cunt

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>>77919624
>Yahoo Sports

>>77919756
>autism

>>77919756
dont worry, i will upvote it

>>77919756
paddy btfo

>>77919743
HEAVY METAL FUSSBAL JA HAHAHA

Any updates on cazorla to arsenal?

>>77919708
>He doesn't want the mess that is arsenal, rejecting 180k
>He doesn't want to defend at wb at Chelsea
>Liverpool don't need or want him

The state

>>77919837
>The city of London

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>>77919837
>>Liverpool don't need or want him
if >we dont sign Lemar then Ox is >our next target

>>77919708
>does nothing against liverpool
>wants to join them now
WHATS THE NEXT STEP OF HIS MASTER PLAN

>>77919887
They are obviously both targets.

>ox
>lemar
>vvd
>keita
wew

>>77919804
>still refusing to replace him
LIKE A NEW SIGNING

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>>77919708
>mfw it all falls through and >we only get ox

Ox is shit, like a less skillful Ben arfa with even less end product
They keep saying he's made nearly 200 appearances for Arsenal, what a waste

2 days till the best thread of the whole 4chin ends

>>77920047
>Oxlade-Chamberlain has been at Arsenal for six years
>he has never played more than 30 league games in a season while in North London
>he has scored just 20 goals across all competitions in that time

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>>77920050
>no more /trans/

>>77920050
I don't think I can make it to the next one. /trans/ has held my shit together these past months. I just sit here and lurk, watch you guys shit post

>>77919708
What's wrong with him? Who does he think he is?

>>77920100
Certainly not a rentboy anyway lmao

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oh well

>>77920178
That's fake mate

Lockers are assigned by squad number

I don't get why city would give up sterling. He's bailed them out the last two games, and English quota which, I thought, they were barely scraping

>>77920100
He doesn't want to play wingback for chelsea but he is gonna be like 8th choice for Kloppo, I really don't understand him.

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Holy fuck, it's Chris Morris

>>77920096
Stay strong anon. I will be here for you shitposting in all the match/EPLel/CL/EL threads and so on.

>>77920250
Thanks Germanbro

i dont even like /trans/ tbdh too many britbongs

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>>77920244
>security footage of a paedophile disguised as as footballer
>he's been getting away with in in Sunderland for 12 years

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>>77920244
oh shiddd

>>77920244
fucking hell they were ugly kids

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>Skrtel has scored more PL goals than Ox in the last 6 years
>Skrtel wasn't even in the PL last season

Oxlaide has no right to demand to be a forward/midfielder. His output is fucking awful.

I hope we don't sign him, Klopp's transfer record at Liverpool has been nearly perfect so far

>>77920399
yeah, wouldn't diddle/10

>>77920244
This is the future for Europe

>>77920416

Doesn't he want to be a centre mid? I don't even know what he is, apart from pretty shite.

>>77920460
Yep, guess he saw Klopp converted Wijnaldum to a CM, but he still scores goals and he wont start ahead of Can/Wijnaldum

>>77920244
Coutinho looks like he just came back from his Bar Mitzvah in that photo

>>77920490
Was Wijnaldum not a CM at Ajax

>>77920617
Attacking midfielder I think, but Klopp got him to play much deeper

>>77920416
He's made good signings but that's all they are: good. Liverpool probably don't want to sell qtinho because it's too short notice. If they had a couple months to find a world class player or two with the money they'd honestly be serious title contenders.

>>77920921
>He's made good signings but that's all they are: good

I dunno Mane is one of the best players in the league and Salah has looked really good so far. Matip has been held back by a shit defence. And Wijnaldum scored a lot of important goals for Liverpool

>>77920972

>I dunno Mane is one of the best players in the league

No he isn't. If he kept up that form he was in before last season's Africa cup of nations he would be. Don't get me wrong I'm not shitting on Liverpool's players, but they don't have a world class player yet. Maybe one of them will turn into one but I only see Mane doing that.

>>77921051
Mane has kept up that form though, and has scored in all 3 league games this season so far

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>>77919708
Liverpool don't want or need him.

>Reading sign Sone Aluko for 7.5 mil from Fulham
While it is a good bit of business since Fulham got him on a free, I am disappointed to see him leave. Not sure if Dwight Gayle will be the answer or how well Rui Fonte will adapt to the Championship

>>77918856
He means whatever the fuck the bull tells him it means

>>77920350
>15
>pedo

ha! good one

Lads, I don't want this transfer window to end

>>77919708
>wanting to join Liverpool
>the club that wins fucking nothing

Is he mentally disabled?

>>77920178
The blurry letters are an interesting design choice

>almost two more weeks until newcastle play again

fuck international breaks

>oxlade-chamberlain doesn't want to go to chelsea
They have a plane b, right?

Working from home and supposed to start at 8 but still in bed lads.

Haha!

>>77923019
liverpool tapped him up in the head

>Chelsea still floundering in the transfer market

Literally unacceptable. Bunch of useless cunts behind the scenes.

>>77919093
lisa became what tumblr wants to be, >muh smart powerful girl master of ethics; probably the worst char now

hello where are the memes

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Morning lads.

>>77924117
You need to wait for real nigga hours

Any update on the Liverpool winning the transfer window by signing Van Dijk and Lemar situation which wasn't complete bollocks?

Hey I just got up. What's the word on Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

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>>77919708
When Liverpool reject him he'll be like a new signing

>>77924183
all but finalised, some ITKs are saying it won't happen until january though

lads
would something like this actually work? doesn't seem very sturdy tbqh

https://en.newstar.eu/neomounts-av-mounts/desk-mounts/newstar-flat-screen-desk-mount/

>turning down chelsea for Liverpool

ox JUSTing his own career

Reminder Liverpool will never win trophies while Klopp is in charge.

>>77924217
i got 2 monitor arms
they are gr8

>>77924232
desk mounted or wall mounted?

>>77924217
As long as you don't sit on it

>>77924238
desk
https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B01BLL71TY/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
2 of these

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oh d-d-d-dear

>>77924246
ok thanks mate, these look better, I'm ordering one

>>77924270
make sure you're monitor is below 6,5 Kg or else the gaslift wont work and the monitor keeps falling down

>Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_f1N51Gv9c

>>77924256
''Ange will pull us through'' says increasing nervous man

the lad drinkswater hands in his transfer request literally hours before the transfer window shuts
i wonder if the leicester supporters will forgive him when he inevitably doesnt get his move tomorrow night

>be another pacey black england kid
>some senile old cunt wants me to play for arsenal
>I spend like 6 years there giving the ball to opposition, basicly doing nothing
>clubs want to pay 40 milions for me
>senile fart offers me 800 thousands per month to stay
>top kek
>I refuse all offers, I'm going to Real Madrid on free la
>continue to play like shit
>contract runs out
>only clubs that want me now are watford and stoke
>I drift into the abyss

>>77924298
*sips water*

>>77923981
Baba is like a new signing

ben arfa to fenerbahçe situation?
are there any updates?

Salah signing of the season so far

>>77924331
he's coming to besiktas pls

>>77924256
I kinda wanted the Saudi to win yesterday

>>77924298
*ingests fluid*

>>77924331
think he just told his agent that he wanted some turkey

>>77924335
shame he wont win any trophies.

>>77924339
why?

>>77923813
Our idiotic board probably don't

>>77924298
He handed it a month ago

>>77924298
If Chelsea actually bid for him, I don't see him staying desu. Chelsea will probably pay whatever Leicester wants.

>>77924366
To make it more interesting. I don't see Japan not at least drawing with them, you guys will spank the thai boys.

>>77924374
if we lose tomorrow Japan are already qualified so they might send a B team, not to mention its in SA

>>77924370
>idiotic
I literally can't blame them for anything that happened this summer. Except for how low they sold some players, but I hope there were some buy back clauses included, even if not officially.

The depth was there, it was Conte that didn't use it (which is exactly why Christ will leave next summer btw). They tried to buy Alex Sandro. They tried to sign Oxlade-Chamberlain but he doesn't want to be a wingback.

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made me think

also football

Toljan joins Dortmund.

Passlack on loan to Hoffenheim.

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>schalke

>>77924417
why do alt right fags get so triggered and give irrational opinions?

>>77924417
Is she sarcastic?

>Lukaku rejects Chelsea
>Ox rejects Chelsea
>Barkely rejects Chelsea
>Drinkwater rejects Chelsea
Truly we live in the age of Snubsea

>>77924436
she's being serious

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>>77924425
>schalke

>>77924436
A lot of right wingers even on 4chan larp as Christians. Nothing says white pride like following an old book written by inbred arabs afterall.

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>>77924448

>>77924433
wew, what a BURN

>>77924408
Í hate how much effort went into trying to replace their most consistent performers and overbidding for English crap that don't even want to come.. but mostly how the group has gradually been getting thinner esp without Europe last season... But you know all this. We keep saying the same shit

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>He caught up in fake politics

>>77924474
Is this what peak performance looks like?

>>77924473
Oh yeah, I deffo agree that Chelsea could do with more players, this has been an issue for years.

>Krych to West Brom
weeeeew lad

>>77924444
>the coach in the brink of being fired
>the owner started to lose his interest of football
Why would sane players join the hole known as near future career disaster?

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ALL AROUND ME ARE SNUBBEDMILIAR FACES...

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hello where are the transfers

>>77924513
delete this

>>77924459
>schalke

>>77919624
>Sterling is only 22
It is still possible he's gonna become amazing isn't it?

He is by no means great right now but he is definitely a very good player for 22 and should continue to improve

>>77924509
Why are Chelsea even trying to get people in? Don't they have like 40 players on loan?

>>77924425
>Howedes is available
>is actually good
>is German
>so is Klopp
>Liverpool need CBs
>his former CB partner Matip is at Liverpool
>Liverpool have the money and will get even more for Coutinho

How the fuck did they not go for him?

>>77924417
lmao fuckin savage bants

>>77924525
Not if he joins Wenger.

>>77924528
The loan players are a money making scheme for the ffp.

>>77924540
Ffp is irrelevant to customer sides like Chelsea/City.

>>77924531
Maybe they did, but Juventus/Turin beats Liverpool out of the water

is it giro day today? not heard any noise from Liverpool fans yesterday after they ACTUALLY believed IndyKaila for transfer news

>>77924551
Then why do they do it? they don't make much money, it doesn't actually work the get players in the first team, and yet they continue to keep dozens of players on loan, sometimes even buying them for no other reason like Hector.

>>77924565
it keeps rival from having them, some might not turn out to be completely shit

>>77924551
This is wrong.

>>77924531
Defending is not part of the plan

>>77924572
But again, explain Hector. Or Atsu. Or why Delac is still at the club.

>>77924558
Well you're wrong because VVD already told Juve to fuck off

>>77924558
Nigga we follow made up transfer bullshit religiously in here, if Liverpool had been linked with Howedes at any point we would know.

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>>77924558
Yeah those loyal Juve gloryhunters are truly too appealing

fuck me the F365 mailbox can be full of pseuds at times

>>77924600
can't wait for juve fan aussie to appear and whine about man city again

>Breaking: @HullCity sign midfielder @jirvine36 from @burtonalbionfc for an undisclosed fee. #SSN

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>>77924632

She's sexy

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsenals-emirates-stadium-ram-raided-11079905.amp

>Arsenal can't even defend their shop now

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Who can stop >us? whispers edition

Marseille offering 15m+5m bonuses for Mitroglou according to O Jogo.

>>77924444
>Barkely rejects Chelsea
>Drinkwater rejects Chelsea
Why are you lying?

>>77924696
Also, Stade Rennais and Bayer Leverkusen are going for Olympiakos's Retsos. Rennais are offering 20m, Leverkusen increased bid to 22m. Record fees for a Greek player.

>>77924602
I'd rather have the pseuds than the fucking idiots they get most of the time

>>77924716
I read its a done deal. Retsos to 04 with 22mill.

>>77924602
>>77924724
I love how half of their mailbox is about transfer stories that have already been debunked

>>77924716
>>77924726

Also, forgot to mention that he does not seem to have much of a competition for starting spots/playing time. With Dragovic gone i can't seem to disagree with the fact taht they needed a centerback asap.

>>77924726
Also Engels from Brugge and Dragovich from Leverkuzen are heading to Olympiakos

>>77924726
and then marinakis can invest that 22m into his new favourite project :^)

>>77924726
Wtf

>>77924513
sleep tight pigger

REEEEEEEE GIVE US QTINHO YOU INBRED SCOUSERS REEEEEEEEE

>>77924692
these are probably people who also describe themselves as fans of the club and will wear some of that gear while selling off the other shit they stole

>>77924755
i seriously think liverpool should just keep qtino to deprive barca of him and then sell him to PSG

>>77924448
Kitchen sinks are weird

>>77924724
True, there's some retarded transfer suggestions in there.

>>77924733
A lot of that is just down to the timing though

>Barcelona are scrambling to get deals for Philippe Coutinho and Angel Di Maria in place before the transfer window shuts, according to Marca.

>The Catalans remain confident despite Liverpool rebuffing any approach for their Brazilian playmaker. Furthermore, agent Jorge Mendes has stepped in to act on their behalf while negotiating a deal for Di Maria with relations between Barca and PSG strained.

>>77924770
What they should do is spam their email daily offering to send them Markovic on loan to cover the Neymar gap.

>>77924785
>Marca
Isn't Marca Madrid's "mouthpiece"? Or am I getting that confused with AS?

coutinho hasn't played for liverpool all season due to injury
yet to travels to brazil for international duty kek