/heem/

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FLUSHED

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Take it back when I was 17
Distribution like the Medellin
Take a look into my eyes
You can see the pain figure what I really mean

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>bro that stoppage was bullshit

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>>77916613
I gotta thank you for making this thread OP, you and your team did a tremendous job

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>300 million for bending over and turning around

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So this....this is the power of MMA

>not "The Memey Team"

>>77916733
jesus his head really is small

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>oh so you a wrestler now

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>oh so you a boxer now

>>77916710
No one here thinks that.
Take your shitposting to twitter.

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good thread

>>77916733
>>77916785

>conor punches floyd a bunch of times and floyd barely moves
>floyd punches conor once with his bitch paws and conors head snap
uhh really made me think

>>77916613
>>77916640
>>77916678
>>77916710
>>77916714
>>77916728
>>77916733
>>77916766
>>77916785
>>77916799
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZguniuzALv

>>77916640
POINT TO THE EASY WORK

>>77916710
i think conor is just used to mma where you only get stopped if you go down so he didn't both throwing any punches. i think if he had known he would have tried to defend for the rest of the round.

>>77916831
>mma where you only get stopped if you go down
absolutely LOVING all the casual scum who have infested heem since the gooby fight

>>77916831
> where you only get stopped if you go down
This is simply not true mccasual lmao

>>77916831
Nice excuse. He was gassed and dazed from getting BTFO. If he was so reflexively used to MMA why wasnt he kicking Mayweather or something?

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If this guy actually tried (trained properly, cut before fights etc.) would he have been the GOAT?

Fighting was a joke to him and he still got belts in two divisions. Imagine if he actually put effort in?

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>>77916786
I do, ref should have just let it rock so he'd sustain more damage and actually went down

>>77916831
>conor literally had a hof referee in his sparring sessions that were scored exactly like fights
>he didnt know the rules guys hehe

fuck you boy

>>77916866
>>77916871

that's what he said in the interview. post fights conor is pretty honest no reason be sour grapes and lie.

>>77916921
He also said he thought it was 5-5 gif it had gone onto round 11. Lmao yeah he was "just tired" that's why he was hobbling around worse than Ronda.

>>77916921
conor spent the whole buildup to the fight going on about how more rootless dah uddah fight game is, it was a part of his schtick.

regardless he's objectively wrong, you don't have to be on the ground for an mma fight to be stopped (iaquinta/lauzon comes to mind) and you'd know this if you weren't an absolute casual.

>>77916921
its all about his safety, no referee would let he stand there for a whole round without throwing punches and with his hands down getting hit clean in the face

>>77916945
>>77916953
fair enough i guess you guys are right

>>77916831

>I'm just get my ass beat until I fall, THEN I'm gonna fight back

>two guys fighting
>no action whatsoever
>bell rings
>ref steps in
>they want to beat eachother up

why not bring that aggression into the match, especially if you're about to lose, instead of saving it for when the fight ends?

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For a few days I was disappointed. The boxing match sucked ass, conor was crap and mayweather beat him without much effort altough he was in a bad shape. 40years is 40years.

But after rewatching the fight I suspect the whole match was fixed. Conor was just embarassingly bad and that is suspicoious. I wanted him to win for the memes. I knew he has almost no chance but his performance was a joke. WMMA tier. Do I have to believe somehow he forgot how to punch? Smells like bs.

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>>77916893
piano got tuned?

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Whats this move called?

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When's her next fight? Has she retired?

Where are the picks for tonight's fights?

Does anyone else have the webm of that moment in the fight where the referee stops the action, is talking to conor and floyd comes close and get jabbed
that was one of the funniest moments in the fight, mayweather looked triggered and conor played him good

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Favorite female fighter?

>>77916831
diaz maynard, rda alvarez.

>august 26'ers are real

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>>77917141
Aspen Ladd, she is a UFC bantamweight.

>>77917141
chun li

>>77917042
>leaving himself open for a clean left
>"let me just boop his nose"

Fucking idiot

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 115

Alexander Volkov vs. Stefan Struve
Marion Reneau vs. Talita de Oliveira
Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Rob Wilkinson
Leon Edwards vs. Bryan Barberena

>>77917157
Don't you need to have fights in the UFC to be considered a UFC bantamweight ?

>>77917203

These are fake picks

>>>/asp/

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>>77917197
Reminds me of this
>open for a right hook
>let me just slap him instead

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>>77917197
>hi guys, i didn't watch the fight!

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>>77917203
Stefan Struve
Marion Reneau
Rob Wilkinson
Leon Edwards

>>77917203
>Zjo3Q2s8CQu
hm

>>77917261
Newfag as expected

Anyone else really looking forward to TJ vs. Cody? How do you see it going?

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Heeminder to trane in the gi at least tree times a week minimum

>>77917318
I lost a lot of hype once No Back pulled out. Ill be hyped come fight week

Cody via heem

>>77917293
my power will probably be out in a couple of hours due to the hurricane. even if he is the fake picks guy I wont have time to post it again

I usually wait until saturday

>>77917318
Can go either way. Cant say I'm hyped at all cause there's a chance it falls through (again) Feels just like khabib vs. tony.

>>77917054
>tfw the feet are what turn me on the most in this picture

>>77917318
cody will knock him the fuck out, TJ is a watered down Cruz without Cruz's chin

THERE'S NO EASY WAY OUT

>No party involved has more reason to offer swift and apologetic restitution, yet here we are three days later and the UFC has yet to guarantee a refund. Instead, UFC President Dana White offered a vague promise to “take care” of those fans.

Has Dana taken care of you yet?

>>77917450
>MMA-Math

>>77917500
The last time he took care of us we got a fight night on fox with literally no one of merit

You've been a redditor for 22 days and -4 comment Karma. Lord knows how many comments you've made but people sure don't like you. Probably the same in real life too. A shitty person who has shitty thoughts with no friends. Dude, just get the fuck off this website if you're gonna act 10 years old with your salty and basic replies.

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>>77917500
When he gets rid of manletweight we're straight

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>>77916820
think i won't heem you bitch

>>77916893
this the guy who beat up his mentally challenged fan?

>>77917500
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/08/floyd-mayweather-conor-mcgregor-streaming-debacle-ufc-wont-say-refund

>>77916858
Can someone explain the heem and gooby memes to a complete newfag? thx

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Frevola vs Flores
Lewis vs Urbina
Kenney vs Antolin
Mueller vs Velasco
Mayes vs Crowder

Why are there so many smug liberal shithead mma "journalists" that are so happy about Conor losing? They all come off as needy wannabe boxing journalists

>>77917593
Suckas

>>77916820

you have a really effeminate voice, brah

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>conor always gasses out badly on fights that go longer than 10 minutes
>somehow has a fucking cardio program named after him that probably nets him more money than im going to make in a year

how does he keep getting away with it

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So a nigga had to get on the money team

>>77917542
damn they sound upset

>>77917598
>>77917631
samesperg

>>77917631
Degenerate Furfag

>>77917598
>5 fights to guess
no one is winning this

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>>77916831
>it only gets stopped if you go down
I can think of least 5 instances that prove that this is poopoo.

Arlovski vs. Browne (this was good fight tho)
Nunes vs. Rousey
Diaz vs. Maynard
Alvarez vs. Dos Anjos
And I can recall the ref was coming in to stop Tim Boestch after he came back against Okami but right when he stepped in Okami was down.

I like goobs but jesus fucking christ man, you can't just watch youtube highlights of Conor fights since Saturday and start shitposting here

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EMBEDDED

https://youtu.be/kuF3G9fx2rs
https://youtu.be/kuF3G9fx2rs
https://youtu.be/kuF3G9fx2rs

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>>77917684
We've actually had winners 3 of the 6 times I've done picks so I think you'd be pretty surprised

>>77917723
Hey, I've noticed that Spainsperg has never submitted a pick right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uM5gSHAgjo

>>77917721
Hadn't seen those, salty Brazilians.

Requesting webm of Floyd eating a burger

>>77917721
why are people so surprised at this, brazil has always been an easily butthurt nation

That's why you get downvotes??!!! HAHAHA bro, you're delusional. You get downvotes because NOBODY LIKES YOU. You get downvotes because you get personally offended if someone doesn't agree with you and proceed to act like a 10 year old. Not here and not in real life.

>>77917721
>Eddie is a dummy
No surprise

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>>77917764
downvoted

>>77917740
>cosplaying the anime you just watched

ive done that before too

>>77917776
I got them dancing like puppets

Makes me feel bad how everyone hates on poor Edward Alvarez, he's a goodguy

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I think Aspen us getting bigger

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>>77917721
TURTEEN SECONDS JOSÈ

>>77917740
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77881848/#77882096


>>77917721
3 guys scared of a rematch and one whose not, Aldo is a real fighter

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For sure I was just friggen tired my guy!

>>77917813
I don't understand what you meant by this

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>>77917764

I bet I could take you down

>>77917721
for a people that constantly talks about hespect, brazil sure doesn't have any

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>>77917887
REEEEEEEEEE

>>77917320
there is absolutely no way this bitch is a blue belt

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>>77917887

>>77917811
>aldo is dumb enough to think he wont get his head made into a sopa if he loses

ftfy

You sound like a Bloody Elbow writer, they have some retardedly stupid hard on for that fraud. Probably just eternally triggered by Conor nuthuggers

>>77917937
Jones put his arm over fence so that DC wouldn't take him down

Man,Imagine a conversation between Floyd Sr and Nate Diaz.

UFC 216

Tony Ferguson vs. Kevin Lee
Fabricio Werdum vs. Derrick Lewis
Paige VanZant vs. Jessica Eye
Walt Harris vs. Mark Godbeer
Beneil Dariush vs. Evan Dunham

>>77917949
manlets btfo

>>77917979
It's called cheating, just like the steroids he needed too

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>>77917976
Don't forget 5hst my girl Pearl is on the card

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>>77917979
Leave Jon alone he a good boy

>>77917976
So this is the power of MMA..,

>>77918001
I would give her a protein shake if you know what I mean ;^)

Could Gabi Garcia defeat Bicha Muda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVfGZImxJFk

>>77917684
3% (1/32) if guessing randomly

Frevola
Lewis
Antolin
Velasco
Crowder

>>77918078
You're not very good dat math. There's 120 winning combinations

>>77917811
Both Aldo and Dos Anjos ducked Conor once already. They are not entitled to another match.

Anderson is going to win the belt.

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>>77918001
Pearl is our girl

>>77918165
That tattoo isn't going to hide those implant scars

>>77918078
>>77918090
Holy shit an American pointing out a mathematical error to a European.

I stand in humble awe at this.

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>>77918174
I'd like to find out

>>77917054
I don't even like white girls but I'd have to be gay not to eat that pussy like it was my last meal

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What weight class does she fight in?

Guys please watch this and tell me if Ariel deserved it

Go to 2 minutes 50 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaChWGzqKY4

Is Floyd really that good of a boxer? I thought he was an overrated defense babby who ducked the best boxers?

>>77918179
lol

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>>77918165
I just wanna nurse on them tiddies

>>77918196
What girls Do you like and what race are you?>>77918200

>>77918213
ariel completely lost me with the brock thing
>i went to the best journalism school in the country i did nothing wrong
they shouldn't have let him back in

>>77918200
Megan Olivia is known as THE most knowledgeable UFC employee.

>>77918223
Latina and Black
Black
White girls are meh and Asian bitches disgust me.
Any other race is a non-factor.

>>77918214
He is top 10 of all time for sure, you could argue top 5, but he is highly overrated because of the fact that people are obsessed with "undefeated" boxers. Even if you win 200 fights against every other top boxer in the world and get a No Contest on your record, people will forget you in this day and age.

>>77918233
That episode with him crying was fucking gold though

>>77918241
>black
DROPPED

>>77918200
She would struggle to make Strawweight she is 4 ft 11.

>>77918213
Dana is right. The jew has a history of manipulating people, twisting the facts and taking advantage of athletes for the sweets shekels.

>>77918253
you mean
BLACKED

>>77918241
Just remember statistically half of black girls have the herp.

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>>77918253
Meh, Darker the berry sweeter the juice.
Every white girl I've met breath smelled like cum.

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>>77918241
You sure about that. What about islanders?

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>>77918263
You ever heard of atomweight?

Seriously.

How can I make as much money and Floyd Mayweather. It's a bit insane. He's rich even by athlete standards.

>>77918311
30 years of hard work. Seriously. 30 years of working harder than 99.999% of the rest of the world. You never had a chance

>>77918200
Atomweight

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>>77918311
Just put in hardwork and dedication

>>77918328
>30 years of working harder than 99.999% of the rest of the world
LOL

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>>77918315
It was Viviane's birthday yesterday

>>77918338
>you will never understand what it takes to make a billion dollars
LOL

>>77918343
Why do you have that pokemon picture saved to your SSD?

>>77918311
"Mayweather had a unique opt-out clause in his contract with Top Rank that let him pay $750,000 to get out of his promotion contract. The $750,000 price tag might seem small today with Floyd banking $105 million last year as the world’s highest-paid athlete, but in the mid 2000s his paychecks were all in the $3 million range.

Mayweather went out on his own and started calling the shots. His first fight was against Carlos Baldomir and the fight drew only 325,000 PPV buys, but Mayweather banked a career high $8 million payday, more than double what he was earning over his last fights with Top Rank. Baldomir was a warm-up for what was to come."

>>77918357
>using SSDs for storage
Youre either stupid or think I'm rich

>>77918285
As in Samoans/Polynesians?
Never even seen one in person, so they're irrelevant to me.

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>>77917818

>>77918328
That's insulting to people who actually dedicate their lives to working hard lol.

>>77918306
not in UFC obviously but i get your point. there's also minimumweight i don't know how the fuck someone weights 100 pounds and can fight unless they're a literal midget

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>>77918390
Do you live in Nebraska or something?

>>77918311
Floyd may be illiterate but he's a numbers and promotional Genius.

>>77918382
People don't use SSDs? What fucking century is this?

How mad would you be if I broke your drives and backups? I bet you got it set up really nice.

>>77918391
Leave me alone

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>>77917598
Frevola
Lewis
Kenney
Velasco
Mayes

>>77918364
What the fuck is wrong with these boxing (((promoters))) like Bob Arum low balling their boxers? Glad Mayweather dumped the scumbag.

>>77918411
>Genius
reminds me of that louis ck bit
throwing that word around like it doesn't mean anything lol

Jesus ariel is such a faggot

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>>77918407
Ohio, Do black people even live in Nebraska?
>>77918415
Never met one that wasn't a slut or a mega-Liberal... or both.
And I despise both of those things.

>>77918200
What do you think her birthday present is?

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>>77918425
Those things made him a billionaire, lets see your paycheck.

>>77918374
>White peoples hair smells like wet dog when a drop of water falls on it.
someone explain this to me i;'ve never experienced this...

> I don't associate with White women at all other than a hello and goodbye they just all want the peen for some reason.
good, stay away from those sluts.

>>77918441
ngannou

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>>77918441

>>77918434
>never met one that wasnt a slut
Maybe because they never been with black and wanted to try you out? How do you come to conclusion they're sluts? End of the day women are just as horny as guys

>>77916766
Based.

>>77916893
Gotta go check out /fit/ now

>>77918462
Non-Sluts don't brag about how many guys they fucked. OSU sluts are the worse.

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is 145 pounds the right UFC division for her? keep in mind she already conquered Invicta.

>>77918493
You need to hang around better crowds my man

Do you think the ufc will survive through 2018 things are looking bleak.

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JUST

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>>77918532
>it's real
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Stephens

>>77918532
crazy that conor ruined his reputation in 5 seconds

>>77918542
Wasn't even clever or funny, that's the power of Mc'nuthuggers

>>77918542
conor has a penchant for ruining careers in seconds

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>>77918556
Think my favourite part about it was Ms Perfect giggling so qtley.

>>77918556
It was hilarious, Conors look of actual confusion, Stephens trying to keep a poker face after getting BTFO.

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Why do fighters always have fucked up ears?
Literally nothing else looks damaged but their ears always looks hideous.

Except for Tony Ferguson, he looks like he's been put in a blender.

>>77918659
Grappling exchanges easily lead to cauliflower ears. Your head can get caught in a headlock or something similar, essentially smashing your ears through the sheer weight of another human being.

>>77918659
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauliflower_ear

>>77918659
They're full of blood, it can be fixed by draining them but many fighters and wrasslers keep them as a badge of honor.

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>>77918681
>>77918698
>tfw Chad gets cauliflower ears
Any day now

>>77918698
I like Bas Rutten's approach to preventing cauliflower ears. Dude sticks needles in his ear and sucks it out.

>>77918736
He looks like a Disney animation character

Who is your favorite fighter who has zero chance of winning a belt?

>>77918214
He is but, a mid level boxer with a hard punch would've knocked out Connor quick because his striking, power and movement at so awful, that's what casuals don't realize

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>>77918762
This guy

>>77918762
chris leben

>>77918762
Mike Perry

Now that the Jones/GSP/Silva/Aldo era is over

How do you rank em?

When is cm punk fighting again i need to see him get knocked out to be happy

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>>77918762
Do you even need to ask?

>>77918807
>ranking anyone except fedor

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>mfw reading about John McCain single-handedly getting the UFC banned throughout almost every state and stripping it of its TV rights

The guy literally could not be worse.
Contrast that with befriending ISIS, pretending to be a Christian whenever it suits him, and turning on decisions that he's promised to enact for 8 years simply because mean orange man?

There aren't many people on earth who deserve a brain tumour more.

>>77918854
I thought that fucker would be dead by now, honestly as a fightfan alone im surprised trump hasnt put him down yet for fucking with mma.

>>77918845
>Heemed by a welterweight
>Heemed by a footballer
>Heemed by Bigfoot no chin

YIKES!

>>77918875
He's still alive because he's being fed high dosages of fetus blood.

>>77918808
Should fight Conor in a boxing match

>>77918854
Yea, he's a retard.

>>77918807
hopefully gsp fails a usada test

>>77918884
>all roiders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwFfrhs-o68

AH BIG TEN AWYA AWAYY

>>77918807
If they never got popped:

Jones
Silva
GSP
Aldo

After failed drug tests:

GSP
Aldo
Silva
Jones

>>77918932
why do women fighters get cornrows?

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Goobert fans
>Mini Mendes had no chance and never had him in trouble. Conor dominated the first round 100%
>Conor for sure dominated the first 3 rounds against mayweather 100% my guy. Conor for sure had a beast of a shot and should be commended for the effort! Mayweather was luck the ref stopped the fight before goobs got his second wind!

>>77918942
every fighter with long hair does. man or woman

>>77918174
Shut up, nerd.

>>77918854
I can, hypocrites like drumpf who are just as bad but retards love to blow

>>77918955
I like Stipe but seriously where's he going with this boxing Anthony Joshua thing

>>77918984
The quest for more money while being one of the most boring people on the planet.

>>77918984
>>77919009
Wasn't it anthony's idea?

>>77919020
Anthony Joshua doesn't even know who stipe is.

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>>77918942
this is the alternative

>>77919009
Well obviously that, but how does he think him Boxing Stipe would really go? Stipe's strengths are more his wrestling. He has power but I wouldn't really rate his boxing skills, he's been knocking out some aging Heavyweights

>>77918078
>>77918090
>>77918179
oh you.. .
Each fight will be won by fighter 1 or 2 (A side or B side), the order of the fucking fights doesn't matter, it doesn't change who the winner is of a specific fight, i don't have to guess if Frevola will heem Flores before or after Lewis taps out to Urbina

Frevola
Lewis
Antolin
Velasco
Crowder
is the same answer as
Lewis
Frevola
Antolin
Velasco
Crowder

so we have a classic coinflip scenario where the possible combinations are 0.5^5 = 1/32
01) AAAAA
02) AAAAB
03) AAABA
04) AABAA
05) ABAAA
06) BAAAA
07) AAABB
08) AABAB
09) ABAAB
10) BAAAB
11) AABBA
12) ABABA
13) BAABA
14) ABBAA
15) BABAA
16) BBAAA
17) BBBAA
18) BBABA
19) BABBA
20) ABBBA
21) BBAAB
22) BABAB
23) ABBAB
24) BAABB
25) ABABB
26) AABBB
27) ABBBB
28) BABBB
29) BBABB
30) BBBAB
31) BBBBA
32) BBBBB

USA #1, math is all about participating not getting the right answer

>>77919043
Joshua would flatline him

Would Stipe have a chance against Anthony Joshua?

>>77919046
>taking the time to do this
you're hot under the collar

>>77919068
nopr

>>77919070
He's also right.

>>77917579
>genova
>mentally challenged

>>77919043
him boxing Anthony Joshua*

>>77919046
Can the Canadian statistician confirm this? Huge if true.

>>77919070
do you really think people from whatever the fuck that country is have anything better to do?

>>77919046
ayy

based Latvia

unfortunately you cant post shit like this on /heem/

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I had a dream that Derrick Lewis and Shannnon Briggs were set for a boxing match, at the conference Briggs started sperging out "LET'S GO CHAMP!" to what Derrick replied "ain't nobody care what you say, Imma champ by heart" " you ain't ever fought nobody that swang n bangs"
>then I woke up

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>>77919146
FUCK WHAT YALL TALKING BOUT

>>77919152
beg me

>>77919135
its true

thats why parlays favor bookies

if you are confused with decimals its (1/2)^x for x fights

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>Dat was only 34% of my powa, Cawna

How strong is final form Paulie?

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>>77919253
Maybe 60%, Paulie doesn't eat bigg

reem is a bully, you now remember when bigfoot blew him the fuck out

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>>77918200
>>77918457

>>77919035
i bet that piece of shit user drug addict pat barry got rose into roiding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGZgMdlpTGk

>Paulie is a cuck

Paulie posting is now dead

>>77919294
So what nerd, get lost

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>>77919135
that hurt

>>77919294
HAHAHA YOU ARE A NERD

>>77919294
Bigfoot wanted a fight with overeem in a very disrespectful manner, to reem's understanding they were cool
>https://youtu.be/w7U3AzDFUR4

>>77919313
literally the best fight on that card
god hates the UFC

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>>77916613
Heeminder boxing is for those who enjoy bending over and being mounted from behind.

This is a boxer in his natural environment.

Submissively bending down and presenting its backside to a superior person.

>>77919360
imagine suplexing floyd

>>77919335
>>77919336
the fixation you guys have with overeem is disturbing

>>77918532
tom lawlor?

>>77919406
This is one of the biggest nerds I have ever seen on 4chan hahahaha

>>77916710
last punch completely whiffed

floyd is terrible cant even aim

>>77919406
If You weren't a casual you'd know the full story

>>77918955
>>77919032
who the fuck is anthony joshua

>>77919446
Somebody who earns more than UFC fighters

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Heeminder not to get too close

>>77919446
Hes like ngannou but not a real fighter

Anyone make me a webm real quick please?

https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Charlie_Ward_vs_Galore_Bofando_Full_Fight_UFC_Fight_Night_113/10184057

07:05 - 07:10
cant make my own anymore because they never worked

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>>77919468
>>77919471
who is he?

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Is there any chance this UFC marriage ends well?

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>Conor is the best bocer in the ufc

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>>77919521
>bocer

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>>77919521
suckaz

Whos your favorite fake fighter? I like lomachenko

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>https://youtu.be/74-GObFM8HI
fresh for the /TMT/ crew, conor stay gettin BTFO

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>he didn't bet the house on Floyd from the beginning

anon...

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Is Michael Bisping's son the best 16 year old fighter in the world?

>>77919043
Stipe won the Cleveland Golden Gloves.

I suppose he has power, but I can't forget the Hunt fight where he was so pillowfisted.

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>respectfully refuses to speak your language

>>77919643
Who?

>>77919643
roid jaw

>>77919633
Mate Golden Gloves doesn't mean much

>>77919675
>After only six months of training in boxing, Schaub won a Golden Gloves title

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>>77919643
trap potential seen

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who's your favorite fighter to never abandon their home country for training

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTxKstpQ6Oc&feature=youtu.be


>hey girle

thought this dude claimed to be all anti social and shit whaat a fag

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>>77919730
does anyone get nervous watching unsanctioned fights?

Lads what if Ngannou is a chinlet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74-GObFM8HI


new /tmt/ hot jam coming through

Where's the Invicta picks guy?

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>>77919778
sure he give it, but can he take it?

>>77919560
dank

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how would taytay do in mma?

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>>77917598
Frevola
Lewis
Kenney
Velasco
Mayes

>>77919360
>>77919419
What salt and delusion looks like lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83HWYYA8qAw

enjoy this mauling

>>77919937
rose was the betting underdog lmao

>>77917320
do they give anyone a fucking blue belt now? I know female white belts that would murk her

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post your face when Nate Diaz holds the lw belt in 2018 and refuses to fight for under 2 millions

>mfw

>>77920090
EPIC meme mon ami

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>>77917320
how do I get a qt bjj gf?

UFC 216 main event Tony Ferguson vs Kevin Lee

How will the UFC be able to sell this? It's for a paper belt and the winner doesn't even fight Conor next.

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>>77920126

>>77920116
he made 13 millions for 202

>>77920132
lee will sell it

>>77919937
That's what Rose is going to look like after getting punched 225 times by the Polish Golbin

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>>77920141
how will she do in the 125lbs division?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrdGoqt_Wv4

>>77920132
Just tell people winner will fight Conor

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>>77920180
>tfw "unavailable in your country"

>>77920180

is this fight like an unstoppable force meets an immovable object type fight?

>>77920211
It's on HBO boxing's facebook page

>>77920227
It's going to end in a KO either way

>>77920254
thank you my man

>>77920274
also ducking Tyson Fury, Mike Tyson & The Big Show

>>77920289
t. seething triple cuck fan