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>>
09: wongs
10: flyers
11: cantpucks
12: debbies/kongs
13: ruins
14: kangz
15: blooters
16: pingus
17: pingus/prods
would've been much better results desu
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ALMOST FIRST for NOITS
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>>77913702
SEATTLE WHEN
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>>77913791
O M A H A FIRST
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>>77913801
>hockey in the cornfield
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>>77913827
>hockey in liberal "paradise"
>couldn't even support an oogabooga team
they hate whites more than basketball americans, hockey would die before it started
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>offseason

WHERE CAN I STREAM THE ACTION, LADS
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>>77913840
>nebraska
>liberal paradise

dude what
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>>77913851
>can't read either
holy fuck are all xheattlites this dumb?
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DUCKS
U
C
K
S
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>>77913858
you responded to a post in which only nebraska was mentioned. don't blame other people for your inability to use a norwegian crochet board.
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>tfw hockey virgin
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>>77913886
>>77913791
>only omaha
i think you might have brain damage anon
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>>77913904
>now he links to the seattle post
>didn't before
>it's literally right there to see

Stupid bastard.
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>thread wars again
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>>77913924
>omaha post responding to xheattle post
>doesn't understand this
you should've stayed in grade school m8, it would've done you a lot of good
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>>77913840
Hockey is huge in DC lmao
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>>77913945
I'm really not sure how else to deal with stupid illiterate bastards.

I bet you're a big Whalers fan.
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>>77913979
Then why does their team suck so much?
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>>77913982
>2ips
>one post about xheattle
>omaha reply
>reply from xheattle fag
>point out flaw
>hurr durr you're dumb
fuck off you retarded libshit, go protest white people some more
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>>77913999
>trips of truth

All DC sports teams are destined to suck ass. So it is written, so shall it be.
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GOOD TIMES
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>>77913801
wait fhcking OMAHA is being discussed for a team?
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>>77914740
yes
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>tfw snes miss the playoffs next year
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>>77914781
could
>laffs
>ruins
>bloots
>hasbs
>suns
with carolina and philthy/rags taking the wc spots
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>>77914769
fucking why Nebraska is a shjt irrelevant state
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>>77914740
Only by anons trying to meme it.
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>>77915085
>anons
>s
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>>77915107
i've only seen it posted by another person like once, so yeah it's just me(me)
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>>77915107
indeed
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DUDE
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how much is gamecenter and is it worth it
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>>77915468
I would pay $199.95 for that.
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What kind of return will Sweeney get when he trades Pastrnak, the madman.
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>>77916542
a lot and it's only worth it if you watch games every night.
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>>77917559
i do, but just trying to decide between gamecenter or center ice (200 for the season)
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>>77917831
I had gamecenter but I'm going to be in Vietnam for most of the season, so I'm not sure how it works over there.
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>>77913702

Is the Stanlee Cup heavy?
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>>77917930
Not really
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>>77917930
40~lbs iirc
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>>77917901
Are you posting from 1973?
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>>77917831
keep in mind all local and nationally broadcasted games will be blacked out. you still have to watch your local team on tv.
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>>77913702
whenever they run out of space they add another ring at the bottom?
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>>77917831
Just get lazyman you nigger
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>>77918718
yes. they also retire one of the older rings to the hof.
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hello
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>he didn't skate today
Explain yourselves
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>>77918772
archived games/ability to watch after the fact is an important consideration
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>>77919101
That's available too
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>>77918822
you are like little babby
watch this
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>>77919213
fuuuuuuuuuuuck that, it's 70 here and i'm melting
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>>77919213
He posted 31 Celsus, you mong.

88F in Canada is enough to kill half their delicate syrup-addicted immune systems.
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>>77920391
>88
that seems fairly normal for china why would canada be in danger?
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hockey
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After 45 hours at the hospital, my wife gave birth to my 2nd daugther
Another female hockey player in the making :)
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>>77926340
Denmark's immigration policy probably has something to say about that
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To: Hocgeneral.com

Vancouver has so many hockey fans. I think they deserve an NHL team
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What fin will be this seasons bust?
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>>77926829
Dahlen
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>>77926753
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>31 teams

I didn't realize this was an amateur league, Canadianfriends.
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>>77930803
Don't worry O M A H A soon
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>>77931055
>soon
No one is going to Nebraska ever
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Sup /hoc/.

Do you think Vegas and Seattle will be rivals?
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>>77932915
does xheattle have an ahl team?
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>>77932915
i don't know, but i do think vegas is going to make phoenix look like a mismanaged mistake that never should have been moved out of winnipeg
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>>77933251
We can only dream.

>>77933076
I don't know what that word is, but Seattle has the Thunderbirds.
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>>77933276
they're in the WHL
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>>77933320
Well I'm glad someone is paying attention.
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GENTLEMEN.

We need to pick a city for 32 before Seattle is official.

Quebec City has already been rejected.

Go.
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>>77936722
>xheattle
Omaha first
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>>77936722
Scottsdale
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>>77936722
omaha my nigras
that way omaha will have a zoo AND a sports team!
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>>77913702
That dog is drinking out of the Blackhawks rightful property
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>>77936722

atlanta peaches
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how come /hoc/ have super shit memes?
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>>77939569
Not enough kiwis
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>>77939572
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>>77939569
our collective meme juices ran out after 2015
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>>77936722
milwaukee or kc
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>>77939572
Do you eat them with skin on or off?

>>77939607
Yeah, /hoc/ is pretty lame now. It's boring.
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>>77936722
Second Toronto team
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>>77939637
Wonder who we can attribute that too...
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You lads want to see a meme?

Tyler Seguin vs. three Dallas radio guys and a 14 year old girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOTO9B-KqCY
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>>77936722
you can't stop it
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>>77939753
>0 diversity

we're in a better age now
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>>77939637
That twitter account was made solely to troll Trump supporters, been inactive since the election lol
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>>77939767
You do realize the ultimate end of race mixing kills diversity
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>>77939799
it's the ultimate redpill
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>>77917831
>unironically giving Gary shekels after he shuts down the olympics

ISHYGDDT
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>>77936722
Milwaukee
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>vancouver drafta petterson at 5th
>nashville gets gift wrapped tolvanen at 30th
will canucks ever get a break?
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>hockey somewhat soon
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Top 50 players according to EA

>https://www.easports.com/nhl/news/2017/nhl-18-player-ratings-top-50-overall
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>>77942744
Where the fuck is Rinne and why is Mexithews so high? This finnophobia sickens me...
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>>77942744
>ctrl+F barkov
>0 found
fucking shit list who made this?
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calder winner but bad taste in women
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>>77914024
making the plofs doesn't qualify as shit, neither having Holtby as your goalie. Stop obsessing with perfection that your rulers deter you from achieving except for inside your imagination.
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name a more iconic duo
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>>77917901
is it you?
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>>77926829
I can't wait to see you disappearing when Puljujarvi busts OUT and annihilates.
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>>77943082
your mom and i
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>>77943081
>>77943095
>>77943108
you can reply to multiple people with one post lassie

>>77943117
prove it
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>>77936722
Fargo
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>>77936722
Regina
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>>77943123
our picture is on your dresser
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>>77936722
Oulu Car Parts
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You have 30 seconds to name a better song than "Take a Walk" by Passion Pit

Protip: none of you shrimpdicks can
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>>77943482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL-893hKSzI
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>>77943511
Did not give me the emotions the other song did.
Fail.
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>>77943056
>she is almost the same height as Haapala with his skates on
jesus christ is the grill tall or just how manlet is Haapala?
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>>77936722
London
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>>77942809
>>77942822
FUCK OFF
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>>77943056
He's uglier than Matthews, he should be glad to have anyone
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>>77939799
>everyone's the same
>no more diversity quota
>no more heritage festivals
>no more blatant racism or guilt
I wonder if libs realize how bad they're hurting their own agenda
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>>77943482
>chubs has absolutely casual taste in music
Not surprising at all desu
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Oilers
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>>77943736
I had doubts about the agenda, but in the last meeting I was afraid to express them.
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>>77943782
First round exit desu
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>>77943782
conference final loss to Wild.
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>>77943599
You want feels? I've got your feels right here

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HldHtBxNK6k
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Is he Cell key material?
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>>77943752
Nice song you picked there pal
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>>77943847
>le take-away quirk man
not good enough in actual defending or scoring points
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>>77943887
here are some beats you can truly appreciate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSNfC2EJhU
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>>77943887
retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKn33-q4Ao
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beep beep
goat guitar track coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15eu7ar5EKM
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Name a more banger track than this. When these Finnish niggers someday learn to skate finlan will be unstoppable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTtotMcBN8w
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>>77918783
>Yes
I thought everyone knew this
>they also retire one of the older rings to the hof
I thought they just kept adding to it, since there are names on the cup itself and not just the rings?
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>>77944238
They will be playing basketball or football
ice hockey will never be popular with urban(blackies) youth
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>>77944246
t. sunbelt
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Name a better collab, I dare you
https://youtu.be/Zj-M9pvQSyo
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>>77936722
New York again
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mfw the condors make the playoffs for the first time since 2014
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>>77944473
not happenin now that pulju is gone
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>>77944473
I assume you think Bulju will be playing for your shit team?
Newsflash: he wont
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>>77943948
why are so many people listening to this all of a sudden?
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>>77944493
Puju had lots of problems with turnovers he actually cost us a few goals last year
>>77944490
I just pray that the ducks and kings farm system is fallow so maybe bakersfield can sneak over
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>>77944540
he was your only good player. Literally no other player with nhl potential.
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>>77944587
We had future NHLer Griffen Reinhart but yeah senpai it sucked shelling out $400 to see the dumpster fire of the Oilers farm.

Jonas Gusstafson was a faggot and didnt even show up to the charity fundraising party
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>>77944631
>Griffen Reinhart
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>>77944637
Best D man in knights history
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>>77944631
he's a fucking bust.
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>>77944657
duh why else would he have been in bakersfield
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>watches AHL
>it's not the hershey bears
ishyggdt
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>>77943482
The Start of Something by Voxtrot
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>>77944493
Pulju will prolapse all over the ice again and become a career AHLer
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>>77942744
I have never understood the Tavares hype, to bee honest
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>>77944754
>european
>career AHLer
you are a fucking dummy, dummy
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>>77944772
desperation for a good ol ontario boy to be a star
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>>77944717
https://youtu.be/AxezbqwbTVY
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>>77943082
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>>77944904
>not even line mates
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>>77944904
>ะ˜OTะ˜ะฏOH
Which KHL team does he play for?
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>>77944938
Dubai Scorpions
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>>77944953
how is the ice surface in dubai?
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>>77936722
ANCHORAGE
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>>77944967
it vanishes little by little and at the end of the game there are only patches of ice left
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>>77944967
they play inside a mall lmao
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>>77944780
You mean asian ofcourse
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why would anyone be career AHLer when they can make same of more money in European leagues in comfier conditions?
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>>77945496
Not sure if being surrounded by a swedish people is very comfy
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>>77945533
>KHL
>swedish people
Pardon me?
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>>77945496
I suppose you make a compelling point. But on the other hand

USA
USA
USA
USA
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>>77943082
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>>77945589
oh my here i go again
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>Shattenkirk
lol
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>>77945971
>other
Drouin
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>>77945971
Radulov
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>>77945971
Pulju
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>>77945971
jussi jokinen
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>>77945496
AHL is closer in skillset to NHL and you can speak english there
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>>77946435
'no'

KHL winner is better than the worst NHL team by far
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>>77944700
I prefer to watch good teams
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>>77946397
who's the one behind Pamela?

Canada: home to what we hold dear. The new homeland of the workers of the world


OOOOOOH CAAAAAAANADAAAAAA
OUR HOME AND ADOPTIVE LAAAAAAAAAAND

TRUE PATRIOT'S LOOOOOOOOVE
IN ALL THY SEED COMMAAAAAAAAAND
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What would be the most heavily shitposted Stanley Cup Final series possible?
Oilers vs Leafs would be fucking legendary
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>>77946593
that
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>>77946593
Canucks versus Rangers


easily
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>>77946593
boston vs canucks. boston wins again.
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>>77946593
you have a lot to look forward to
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>>77946593
with two canadian teams in the SCF we would lose a lot of potential shitposters

would have to be an O6 team vs canadian
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>>77946593
rags vs oilers

oilers beating ducks in the wcf
rags beating leafs in the efc
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>>77946593
I don't about heavily, but reddithawks vs pongs this year would be the worst shitposting ever
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Malmรถ vs. Stavanger on SVT2 now, swedefriends. I like these scandi derbies, may there be more
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>>77946725
Revenge for 1994

>>77945496
Career AHLers are relatively rare due to the developmental rules restricting the number of veterans that can play. Still, being surrounded by English speakers has advantages.
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>>77945971
>panarin
He's going to be shit because Torts won't like him and he was a Kane babby

>neal
How can you measure his impact on a brand new team? You have no baseline readings

>radulov
He doesn't play goal so it doesn't matter

>shattenkirk
>rags

>marleau
It's going to be funny watching Babcock overplay him. Matthews' goal totals will fall because of Marleau
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>>77946900
Will Marleau finally be exposed as a Thornton babby?
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>>77947002
didnt he do that this year already
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you guys remember when crysby handed the baton off to giroux for nhl's best player right?
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>>77947213
Don't you have bracelets to throw on the ice and people to call Reddit?
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>>77946900
>he was a Kane babby

wat
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i want to protect that smile
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Those finns will get fukken rekt in revenge by the Based vienna Capitals
Fuck Jyvรคskylรค
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>>77944446
https://youtu.be/puHyO5JNOE0
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>>77947902
>Fuck Jyvรคskylรค

I agree with you. Jyvรคskylรค is the only city in Finland where Green Party is the largest party.
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>another day of off-season /hoc/
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Fuck off grease you fucking pathetic excuse for a human
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it is /ouryear/
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>>77948153
false
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ale coq, gin and basketball
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>>77948199
LOL
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>>77948214
pls DO NOT bully our friends of the oriental persuasion. vanpooper posters are actually okay!
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>>77948199
debbies/cantpucks stan lee?
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>>77945971
Marcus Johannson
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Where the hoqui
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>>77948232
>have the most tripfags on /hoc/ by far
''No''
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>>77948202
Nobelaner and hokkei
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>>77948232
they really arent

if all canacuck fans were killed, /hoc/ would be much much better
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>>77948272
here
http://www.stream2watch.cc/livenow/hockey
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@77948321
Pretty rich coming from a Finnigger. Every Canashit tripfag combined is a better poster than you faggots. I won't even give you a (You).
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>>77948361
baited this exact post word to word
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>>77948257
only if we get to be the good guys this time
>>77948287
unfortunately we have to be that team, i cant excuse there behaviour but not all of us are that way
>>77948321
that makes me very sad finnbro :(
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>>77948463
their*
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>>77948463
sorry by canacuck fans i meant the triphomos
you anons are great
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Who is the tallest man to ever play /hoc/?
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>>77948684
probably chara
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>>77948710
it seems so, kinda disappointing desu
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>>77948684
i don't know but pulju has the biggest dick for sure. Ive seen it with my own eyes is in Oulu swimming hall's sauna.
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>80's rehash of pirates of the caribbean theme
khl so meme
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>>77948804
Same except in Tornio swimming hall shower room
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>>77948804
And tongue
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>>77948804
You would be to if you could slurp pizza like a champion
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goiddammit riga
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>>77913702
Why do players feel like making the extra effort to blemish the trophy by feeding dogs out of it or storing hot dogs etc food in it.
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>>77949011
for memes
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>>77949011
>some asshole has asked a cigar in the cup

Probably a few
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So I got this email today:
>Today is the last day to own a piece of NHL history. Visit NHL Auctions today, to bid on framed line up cards from milestone games of the 2016/17 NHL Season. These one-of-a-kind framed pieces were created specifically for NHL Auctions. They include a photo from the game and signatures from each head coach. Check out milestone games from Jaroslav Halak, Jakub Voracek, Bryan Little, Mike Smith and more!
>Jaroslav Halak, Jakub Voracek, Bryan Little, Mike Smith
Is the NHL so desperate for cash that they're really trying to get people to buy "collectibles" of no-name players?
Who the fuck even cares about any of those players?
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>>77949109
Oh I forgot to add the best player of the bunch, Mr. 10-0 Al Montoya himself is featured.
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>>77949109
it would be nice if you were to open a restaurant/coffee shop that would be a hockey hub and if you were to show live hockey games on a giant tv.
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>>77949159
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Houston Floods expansion team when?
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>>77936722
Indianapolis, Indiana. Population of 855k, 15th largest city in the us. It currently hosts the Pacers and the Colts. I think there's room for a hockey team there.

The fan base would likely pull from Detroit, Chicago, and the Blue Jackets. Maybe the Blues, too.
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>>77949550
No, canes relocated to Houston
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>>77936722
Tampa gets a second team
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I'm glad there is a cost barrier to hockey. Keeps the riff raff out.
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>>77949609
>he doesn't know how territory works in the NHL
there is a limit to how close you can be, this is why Hamilton never got a team,
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>>77949751
t. Steve from Fort Worth, FL
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>>77949766
Kind of like how the Islanders and Rangers share the same arena? And the Devils are right down the road? The Flyers aren't too far away, either.
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>>77950185
Fuck me, same city, not same arena.
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>>77950056
t.Jeff from San Jose, CA
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>>77950185
that shit occurred before television markets were entrenched and became as lucrative as they are today
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>>77951070
t. Paco from Los Angeles, CA
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>>77951148
t.jamal xhiang luis from chateaux d'east detroit
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/threepeat/
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eye on the price
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>>77951612
>carry 'glass knees" never plays again
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>>77951817
you knees would seem like glass too if you had le speedy skatey man barrel into you
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>>77951817
what the fug is this post

did you accidently reply to me?
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>>77951991
Re-read your post
Re-read my reply
Laugh as the hasbs hit bottom 5
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>>77951991
he's probably a black person, they can't read good
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>>77952241
no im afraid i made a mistake and typed price instead of prize

>>77952204
yea the habs stink
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>>77951991
I see Finnish reading comprehension is as good as their goaltending
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>>77951508
desu this
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Which center fits best with Kane's playing style?
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>>77953359
backstrom
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>a month until hockey
>still no Horvat signnage

who is to blame for this?
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>>77953929
nice patrik laine
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>>77953929
all me
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imagine being mad at the existence of a country so much that you burst into a fit of rage every time you see their flag
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explain yourself bins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTbjLOem2Qg
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finns are fine, the only bad poster is grease
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>>77955097
NMKY is based.
Good christian sports, nothing gay
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>>77953929
No
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>>77955150
Grease is a very informed poster that provides quality to these threads. You best give her the respect she deserves.
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>>77955273
>very informed
>quality
>her
>deserve
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>>77955273
>her
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>>77955330
>>77955375
>Very informed
Yes
>Quality
Okay, sometimes she shitposts
>her
She is a she
>deserve
Posters with good posts should be respected

>>77955375
Yes
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>>77955273
>white knighting grease
Gas ys immediately
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>>77955490
>>Very informed
>Yes
always asking retarded questions that could be googled in 2 seconds, doesnt even watch hockey
>>Quality
>Okay, sometimes she shitposts
all he does is shitpost and act dumb, thats his gimmick
>>her
>She is a she
>she
>>deserve
>Posters with good posts should be respected
only thing he deserves is a trip to behind the sauna
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>>77955273
congratulations on your bait, I don't think you thought it would be this successful >>77955581 so well done
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>>77955644
of course its not a serious post, does not mean its a bait

why is everything a bait nowadays, cant we just roleplay every once in a while
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>>77955711
get on my level bud
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>>77955581
>Trip behind the sauna
Is that where folks go to pick vasta?

>>77955644
Not looking to cast out b8, just expressing my honest views and opinions.

Nice Vlasic digits btw.
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Kippers and leaf posters should be banned from /hoc/. Only snes and jets fans get to stay
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>>77955999
I was going to disagree until I gazed upon those repeating numerals.
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>>77955999
oilers fans are bretty good too ever since the day
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>>77956115
>flag
Opinion discarded
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>>77956181
if you like looking at flags so much why dont you head on over to reddit dot com
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>>77956115
>flag
GOOD OPINION!
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Do not bully our Finnish guests thanks
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>>77943482
https://youtu.be/ABzh6hTYpb8
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fuck I don't get jeopardy tonight because of preseason football
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>>77956320
>guests
excuse me but you are the guest
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>>77943482
>He doesn't listen to banjo finger powerhouse
>>
OUR

FUCKING

YEAR
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>>77956615
Who's that bust?
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>>77956999
Filename
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>>77955999
>those digits
its over lads
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Grease is gay
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>>77955999
Excellent post
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>>77957556
Grease is a lesbian?

Noice
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>>77955999
>and jets fans
Wow! Way to ruin an otherwise incredible post. Jestbabbies were as bad, if not worse than last year's pantsoilers when they made the ploffs. But you're probably a newfag who wasn't even alive back then.
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>>77957597
Grease is a sweaty fat man who hasn't paid his debts and jerks off to Channing Tatum/Taylor Hall fan fiction
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>>77957931
Jets fans contribute. Oilers fags shit up threads along with ducks fans.
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>>77958048
Ducks fans are based my man.
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>>77958048
holy shit how retarded can one poster be?
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>>77958807
>>
>preseason 80 days away
>regular season 100 days away
Why live
>>
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>>77958868
>le can't leave his crease without causing a disaster man
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>>77958868
Craig deserved the cup...
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>>77959456
Indeed, but the last goal he allowed was absolute garbage. What even was that stance?
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the asian league starts tomorrow I think so you can get some hokkei there.
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>>77959761
They squandered a 3 goals lead in 5 minutes in the fucking playoffs. Fuckers had it coming. Only thing that can save them at this point is the Finnish Bonaqua-fueled bull.
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>>77959537
Why couldn't they score a goal with all those chances they had earlier? The sens tried so fucking hard as well, and nearly LOST their game in the last few minutes. Now, they better hope they make it with that roster and make a miracle run like that again. No methot is going to make it even harder
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>>77956615
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>>77943654
>>77936722
Yeh boi
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hi /hoc/
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>>77960716
Hello ifunny, get out of here
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>>77960741
im protected by finland
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>>77960741
Proxy off, laffer.
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>>77960846
>>77960907
Reddit
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>>77961240
Reddit
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>>77961538
>>77961240
4chan
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>>77961610
NeoGAF
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So Sunday there is a concert for Paul Martins foundation near me. I heard a number of NHL guys are going to be there. Just looked at the tickets and they are $50, damn fundraisers.

Really wanted to shake Koivu's hand.
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Oh boy, the NHL just expanded a new team to the biggest city near you that doesn't have one yet. What's their theme/name?
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>>77962269

philadelphia and columbus would be nearest to me
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>>77962269
Minneapolis Ponders
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>>77962269
The Fargo Funk
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>>77948891
bakersfag here. Aparently Puju would drive to Beverly Hills and eat rich women out
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>>77962310
Repeat is fine.
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>>77962507
How long would it take you to drive to Thief Lake and drown yourself in it?
>>
Next team gonna be another Chicago
Only question is, what's the name gonna be?
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>>77962539
>have a tongue you can pick your nose with
>have the largest penis in the NHL
>under an ELC, don't have to play for a new contract yet
>could play in southern california full of slags
>they probably make you breakfast in the morning

vs

>play 7 minutes or get scratched playing for the oilniggers
>arena smells like urine
>get home to your expensive apartment full of rigpigs that split a room when each of them get 2 weeks off
>it smells like meth
>find a 6/10 blonde that somehow has all her teeth
>she asks you to go and grab some timbits in the morning after squirting all over your bed the night before

Jesse is playing 8D shuffleboard right now.
>>
>>77962269
The Laval Quebecers
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>>77963043
Chiraq Drivebys
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>>77962269
The Atlanta Birdmans or, alternatively, Atlanta Trappers
>>
whats the point of this sport? you cant even see the ball
>>
Fuck the NHL. There's no reason to support the league that is a tumor to the sport. Start following European, junior or minor leagues instead.
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anyone know this feel?
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Any Ribiero sightings, Nashville bros?
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>>77964479
Yeah I imagine it's tough on this
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>>77964574
I miss playoff banter
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>>77965221
that burn was uma
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>Hockey isn't on for another couple of weeks

Can it start already?
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>>77964553
There's no way I'm watching the embarrassment that is the KHL until they introduce a hard salary cap. Watching the same moneybag teams win every year and leave everyone else is the dust is not fun in the slightest
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>>77965507
I don't know, the NHL is all Pens, Hawks and Kings.
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>>77965598
Kongs are falling apart
Pens and Hawks got there because of having smart GMs, i.e. based on merit, not piles of cash, which means they can be de-throned at any time
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>>77965598
Don't forget the rags
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>>77965507
>Watching the same moneybag teams win every year and leave everyone else is the dust is not fun in the slightest
That's capitalism baby. To be honest I'm surprised the US of all places uses these socialist measures like drafting and the salary cap.
>>
we are all canadian
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>>77966005
Socialism may not work in society in general, but it sure as hell makes sports leagues more fun
>>
>>77965716
You dont think kings will make the playoffs?
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>>77966005
>socialist measures like drafting and the salary cap
These things are socialism, period. I have no idea why people across all league love to throw that word around when it comes to what league rules owners and players decide on, but it's retarded every time. The rules they come up with, whether it be salary caps, no salary caps, etc., are 100% intended to maximize profits for all those involved. That's the free market at work.
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>>77966469
*aren't socialism
>>
Ahhhhhh that first sip in the morning
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Lads i've been away since the draft, give me a quick rundown on the offseason
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>>77966787
2 fins in vegas
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>>77913769
Golden Nuggets will amount to nothing.
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>>77966787
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/signings/
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>>77913791
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>>77914326
foam swords are for kids lmao
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>>77918702
And that's why they'll never get my cash.
>>
>>77965716

Pongs and chiraq are draft/tank babbies. They weren't built with smarts and merit, they were built by picking at the top of the draft in the right years. There wasn't anything special about Pittsburgh's front office to know they should take Crosby and Malkin or Chicago with Kane and Toews.
>>
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>>77959362
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>>77966932
>this fucking myth again

Remind me what round letang was drafted in? Where did guentzel come from?
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>>77966968

Must be a total coincidence that a team with 2 HoF centers drafted 1st and 2nd overall, one of whom is a once in a generation player, has won 3 of the last 9 Cups. How many Cups does Pittsburgh have if they don't win the Crosby lottery? Your fanbase constantly claims Crosby is the best player in the world out of one side of their mouth, don't turn around and pretend like he has nothing to do with winning Cups after you're called draft babbies.
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>>77967000
>I don't like it when teams get good from drafting

Kill yourself senpai
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Will Virtanen make it this year?
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>>77967025

No, I don't like it when people praise teams for having smart front offices just because they lucked into winning the right draft lotteries. It wasn't a masterful stroke of brilliance to have a pair of HoF centers fall in Pittsburgh's lap in back to back drafts. Nobody would call Chiarelli a good GM because he won the McDavid lottery.
>>
>>77967055
Is this a photoshop
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>>77967070
It's real as fuck, dude. She can beat me and Virtanen in a street fight.
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>>77962269
Seattle Geoducks
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>>77967128
would be weirdly fitting, you can find them on the beaches all the time around here. they're burrowed underground, but the holes in the damp sand are pretty telling
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>>77967142
they are pretty tasty desu. Like Squid, but with a richer flavor.
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>>77967128
Are those penises of some sort of ancient creature?
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>>77967180
A type of clam endemic to the pacific northwest. They grow very large and look like wrinkly cocks. like >>77967142 said, their burrow into sand and leave their "mouths" exposed. The official pronunciation is "Gooey-Duck" even though it's spelled Geoduck. It's considered a northwest delicacy, and many Asian countries import them.
>>
>they've never had dick animal sashimi

sad!
>>
>>77967128
>>77967202
never new this shit existed till now and wish i still didnt 2bh
>>
If you've never seen a moose in the wild you're a sunbelter
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>>77966787
Worst offseason ever

Only bright light is Jussi Jokinen joining the oilels and tolvanen being the best sniper since laine
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>>77966960
i choose pepsi pupper
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>>77967881
His name is pupsi
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>>77968173
dont ever talk to me again without posting a funny picture
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>>77968185
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>>77968192
cute water critter
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>>77966932
Okay, but where did guys like sheary, guentzel, Murray, doumolin, and a shit ton of others come from? Same goes with the Sharks. You can get the first pick, but you need other players.
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>>77968265
Guentzel, dumoulin, sheary and probably some others that i cant be arsed to check all came to Penguins because you had crosby, malkin and letang. They want to win
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For me its Saimaa ringed seal
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>>77968542
that seals has some moisture problems, growing mold
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>>77968780
No, it's just salt residue after dried up sweat
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>>77968542
Look at that fucking seal
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real norde hours
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>you are swimming at saimaa and this seal slaps your ass

wat to do?
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>>77968542
Saimaan saaressa pikkuinen norppa~ owo
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>>77968900
eat it
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>>77968900
Arrange a wedding
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>>77968936
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>>77968960
ei ne voi tehdรค noin
siis ei noin saa tehdรค
ei tรครค oo oikein
>>
Good morn funland
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>>77969036
But it's 3pm and i'm drunk, its not morning
>>
TGIF
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>>77969036
good mourning
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>>77969076
It's saturday
>>
What time is it on friday to be socially accepted to start getting drunk?
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>>77969350
when the sheep come from work
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>>77969350
9am
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>>77969383
>>77969512
Thanks for your input.
I chose to go gym before getting ak47 drunk
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>>77969350
I'm getting drunk before going to class so like 8
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>>77953929
Rude desu.
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>>77969008
Juuri tein :). Mitรคs teet asialle
>>
>Ryan Malone on a PTO at Minnesota Wilds

Did he mistake the (coming) snow for something else?
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>>77970283
Passivis-aggressivisen Facebook postauksen ja ilmoituksen Helsingin Sanomille
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>>77970325
>>
>>77940832

>me
>giving a fuck about Olympics

It's just Canada dominating other countries, not even fun to watch.

A Canadian team of rejects is going to make this Olympics actually kind of fun.
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>>77970360
if the americans beat us to win gold, will they claim it was a miracle again?
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>>77970360
Would've loved if the NHL allowed players to play at the Olympics desu
A little excited about the current lineup Denmark could have if everyone showed up, it's at the very least half-decent, would've loved to see how far they'd make it

Please, make a proper World Cup happen post season.. An actual world cup, no Team Europe or Team NA.. to compensate for the lack of OL
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>>77955097

It literally sounds like when the minions sing YMCA

https://youtu.be/AGizmgReKcw
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>>77970486
>Laffs
>>
i bet i can beat any american at hockey HORSE
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>>77970486
>delusional laffers think they hae a chance with this D corps
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>>77970627
Amerifats suck. Step up and play me in a game of SHEEP
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>>77970698
what exactly does that entail?
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>>77970698
tru tru, Ameridumbs are dumb

but i don't fuck sheeps :(
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>>77970698
>kiwi
>sheep
You're gonna fuck it, aren't you?
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>>77970823
>>77970728
>>77970718
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>>77970929
that cheeky monkey doesnt answer my question
>>
fact of the matter is that if you are neutral or happy that NHL is not in the olympics, you are a fucking casual and need to fuck off from /hoc/.

do not respond to this post.
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if we replaced this man with someone of finnish decent would we be enjoying oly hokkei next year?
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>>77971136
yes, if kekรคlรคinen was the commissar, NHL would surpass nfl in 10 years
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>>77971136
>decent
>>
Is Kapanen elite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVbnckTn0zQ
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>>77949011
>blemish
If the Dac Up was yours for a day, wtf would YOU do with it?
>>
>>77971493
Bust.

Here is a list of finnish busts for your uninformed north americans:
kasperi kapanen
olli juolevi
artturi lehkonen
vesalainen

the rest are elite
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>>77971566
>the rest are elite
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>mfw Flamers actually think they have the best blueline in league
>>
>>77971727
a-are they stimulating his PENIS???
>>
>>77971805
>Kiwi
>European
What
>>
>>77971825
american "education" etc. etc.
>>
>>77971882
>Finnish
>European
What
>>
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>>77971805
>kiwi
You just had to come in and make us look like retards didn't you
>>
>>77971979
dumbass
>>
>>77971979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTcXrVxZ9hQ

KYLLร„ SAATANA SAA TAAS Hร„VETร„
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video games and beer
only thing that is missing is comfy late night hokkei
>>
>>77966144
amen Kippo my man
>>
>>77972173

how is tekken 7 compared to street fighter X-4-turbo limited edition?
>>
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>>77972295
its not dead for one

dont talk to me
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>>77972173
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>
>>77960058
>>77960315
nice work there
>>
>>77972304
how can you be bored if you're drunk
>>
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>when you play for Colorado
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>>77972364
memekinnon is gonna have his career ruined desu
>>
>>77966469
>These things aren't socialism, period.
Yes they are. The league has to practically bend over backwards to try and make shitty teams like the Oilers and the Canucks competetive with draft handouts ( in the case of the oylols that process would take about a decade to pan out).

I've seen shitty football teams rise like a phoenix though without the League handing all the best youth players to teams on a silver platter. Money helps for sure, but spending a lot of money isn't guaranteed to win you the titles.
>>
>>77913791
After Quebec City
>>
>>77972672
modern soccer (Champions League) needs a salary cap and better financial regulation than FFP
>>
>>77972672
>The league has to practically bend over backwards to try and make shitty teams like the Oilers and the Canucks competetive
so it was ok when pittsburgh and chicago did it?
>>
>>77972749
Football doesn't need any more FIFA meddling than there already is since they're kind of inept. I don't think there's any point in having it without a draft system either. And we don't give gifts to shitty teams, they get relegated just like my team did a few years ago. But they bounced back a year later and now look like genuine contenders.

There will be a difference in quality between teams regardless if there's a cap or not. And certainly there will be a gap between nations. Norway will always be inferior to say, England or Argentina no matter what sort of meddling system FIFA would implement.
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>>77972672
>the Canucks competetive with draft handouts
Are you a retard?
>>
>>77972916
> try and make shitty teams like the Oilers and the Canucks competetive
Learn to read
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>>77972942

Oilers are the biggest draft babbies in NHL history, Vancouver gets cucked by the lottery
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>>77972942
you are now aware that the glorious canucks have not ONCE drafted first overall
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>>77972910
Since the EPL was created in 1992, Manchester United has won 13 league championships. If you include Chelsea and Arsenal, 3 teams have won in 21 of 25 years. In La Liga, Real Madrid and Barcelona have been league champions 28 out of the past 33 years.
>>
>>77972173
are you the mongol who likes fighting gaems? play unist instead
>>
>>77972942
>Albertans are delusional oil niggers
>Norwegians are delusional oil niggers with less oil
National collapse incoming in 15 years once the oil's gone
>>
>>77972749
>>77972910
>>77972996

can you please shut the fuck up about soccer?
>>
>>77972996
Better teams should win more often. Unless you think shitty teams should always have all the best youth players.

>>77972982
One of the Sedins was 2nd overall though I think. But that didn't really get them anywhere to be fair.
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>>77973005
i dont have a ps4 also im not much into weeb games
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>>77973026
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>>77973046
They literally only win because they have money. Barcelona got cucked out of Neymar because PSG happened to want to pay him even more and cover $200million in buyouts
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>>77973046
>One of the Sedins was 2nd overall though I think.
so a pick from 18 years ago is conclusive evidence that the league is bending over backwards to keep us competitive
nice
>But that didn't really get them anywhere to be fair.
game 7 of the SCF is nowhere huh
where did the big bad canuck touch you norge?
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>>77973046
The Canucks are literally the longest existing team to never have had a 1st overall pick. Any draft steal, like the Sedins, came from trading and Burke being smart in the moment
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>>77973046
most good teams nowadays were shit ten years ago. Look at Penguins and Blackhawks
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>>77973088
I'm sorry that the Oilers has taken all your firsts, I really am.
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>>77973154
its really served them well hasnt it
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>>77973171
But atleast some of the Canucks recent hard luck has to do with Benning being too stubborn to commit to a rebuild.
>>
>>77973235
Outright retardation. Virtanen in 2014, Juolevi in 2016. Benning is a retard and fumbled his way into a GM job
>>
>>77972744
NEVER
EVER
>>
Why is Rick Nash not good anymore??
>>
>>77973274
>anymore
>>
>>77973265
But look on the bright side. At least there's an expansion team this year ( that will promptly fold and move to Seattle, Omaha, Atlanta or wherever because "muh expansion" ) so Canucks might be better than another team this time around.
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>>77962769
>Thief River
>having a lake
Pick one
>>
>>77973274
He got fat years ago.
>>
>>77972744
Already rejected by the league, my good man.
>>
>>77973358
>vegas will fold

You know nothing, Jon Snow.
>>
>>77973554
>didn't post the handy รถ to make the joke work
>>
>Kinnucks
>>
new i guess?
>>77973522
>>77973522
>>77973522
>>
>rags
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>>77973650
>over 10 minutes early
fake

here's the real one
>>77973665
>>77973665
>>77973665
>>77973665
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>>77973534
>Quebec has the fastest growing economy in Canada
>The exchange rate was .69USD for 1CAD in 2015, it's .81 now and is expected to increase even more on interest rate hikes
About to get smacked by reality
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>>77973650
>3 memes early
why cant we have nice things
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>>77973695
>this butthurt over 3

And yet we still got this thread to 500, however did we survive without you.
>>
Just woke up from a coma, been asleep since the penguins beat the preds, is it hockey season yet?
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>>77975867
Trump banned the NHL
Sorry
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