/cric/

I don't know if they're playing or not but GO PAKISTAN!

>>77913355
yeah England are playing mate

remember when everyone was talking about yasir?

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>In 1994, the year after he retired, Botham became embroiled in a legal dispute with Imran Khan who, in an article for India Today, had accused Botham and Allan Lamb of bringing cricket into disrepute. Botham and Lamb instigated a libel action in response.

>The case was heard at the High Court in 1996 with the court choosing to hear on the second day a separate action brought solely by Botham against Imran who had suggested in a newspaper article that Botham had been involved in ball-tampering.This would become the subject of a court case later on, one that Imran would go on to win. Botham was liable for all expenses in the court case in the ruling, including those incurred by Imran.

>>77913371
xddd englel btf0

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>Tripnonces

>>77913380
still better than fraudwin

tippinf chase for a dogged and tenacious fifty

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>>77913402
t.(you)

tipping these two to see it through to the end before an emotional jason holder takes over and scores the winning runs

>>77913419
[2]

the respectable black gentlemen of cricket should just go for this now, hit 120 off 20 overs.

winviz is drunk

>>77913452
thanks for your thoughts marlon

>Rishi Ragoonana: "Been glued to the TV since this morning - my mom said she will curry a duck and make some Trini chow if we can pull this off. Haven't had those in ages so I am really rooting for these guys. "

>>77913468
Haven't had those in ages either

Love curry duck

>>77913468
>mom
is American spelling normal in the Caribbean now?

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How long before captain brainlet brings himself on to bowl?

>>77913508
it's in the American sphere of influence circa the Monroe doctrine of course it is you seething brainlet

moeen beating batsmen continuously with his impressive lack of turn

>>77913537
thanks mate where in the Caribbean are you from

>>77913545
It's called natural variation lad

>>77913508
Anyone born after the 80's, pretty much. The Caribbean has been very Americanized as of late.

Some elevated minds even refer to Trinidad as Little America since our consumption of their media is a lot higher than the others.

>>77913603
very sad

Woakes will be on soon to bowl some leg stump rubbish to relieve the pressure.

>>77913603
should trinidad and tobago be separate nations?

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>England's shite bowling has boosted Shai Hope's average by over 11 since the start of the match

you can tell how shit the brainlet kohli knows he is at crickrt but how hard he is always working in the gym on facebook, whereas brainiac pujara eats curried shit the night before and turns up and strokes a century

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>>77913563
cheeky fuck you better watch it

>>77913576
>natural memeiation

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>consecutive maidens

>>77913657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcNLD9FCiSk
lmao what the fuck is this

>>77913727
>He hasn't seen uno farto before

>>77913661
gyms are pointless for batsmen once you have a modicum of basic fitness

the best thing is smith tier autism of just facing millions of deliveries in the nets

>>77913739
love how he doesn't even try to hide it

ah yes, the brainlet review

Absolute brainlet tier review

>wasted review

Brilliant captaincy

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>Root has reviewed Didn't look anywhere close. Takes the thigh pad. This isn't anywhere close

reckon that review was unnecessary

filthy timewasting tactics by poot

>>77913645
I don't think so, but it might happen within the next 50 years.

>just played a test under floodlights
>talk about going off for light even with floodlights on

I remember someone (Kohli?) went forward and middle the ball, Bangladesh appealed then reviewe

>>77913815
tell me about cricket in tobago

must be fucking desperate

and England win just became unlikely

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>>77913820

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What is, in your opinions, the most intellectual mode of dismissal?

>>77913864
timed out

>>77913864
Mankad.

>>77913864
mankading

>>77913864
SLA drift lbw to right hand bat

>>77913821
non-existent

>>77913864
hit wicket is the most cerebral undoubtedly

>>77913884
didn't know that

>>77913747
nah muscle is definitely a big part of it

>>77913864
obstruction

>>77913864
love a good reverse swinging yorker that goes on to hit the bottom of middle and leg

>>77913869
>never occurred in any international match
Give me something to work with here

>>77913873
>>77913874
Good for rustling brainlets

>>77913878
Also good

>>77913893
Brett Lee knocking that Poo Peelander's helmet into the stumps is top tier

>>77913864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzlxYX7_AE

has been a great advert for test cricket this match, thank god after the worst series ever vs quoteas

>>77913864
retired dead

Greetings lads!

>>77913928
the shit Bravo did that to KP a while back too

>>77913932
love inzy

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this made me nervous, wondered what he was plotting

>>77913932
kek I remember an episode of sporting bloopers showing Botham doing almost the same against the West Indies

>>77913902
you just have to be fit enough to bat time, that's it

>>77913928
kek what you have to give me a link for that sounds jokes

>>77913954
remember when he ran into the crowd with his bat to beat up some indian that was calling him fat kek

>>77913961
definitely not if I'm honest

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>kek what you have to give me a link for that sounds jokes

>>77913968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hox3YvJLSXs

>>77913941
aftenoon ameribro

>>77913958
will he FINALLY detonate

proposal: moeen and aleem dar get a cavity search before each day's play

>kek what you have to give me a link for that sounds jokes

>>77913978
>the celebration
Max kek

imagine getting hit by a bouncer from le 120kph man

Reckon >we need to drop the required runs to 50 before the new ball is taken

Chase looking solid lads

>>77913989
fuck that nz jersey is peng

>Ben Chokes

>>77914036
>peng

deano gtfo

fuck we're witnessing history here lads

>Broad to Chase, 5 runs, tipped into the off side, Stokes shies, and gives away four overthrows!

URGGGGGGGGG

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>Broad to Chase, 5 runs

>>77914031
I think you'll be fine, if I'm honest.

@77914062
don't ever reply to me again

>>77914059
>>77914065
literal brainlet

>exhausting jimmy and borad with the new ball round the corner

>>77914078
Anxious nonetheless famalamaloo

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>>77913820
http://www.bcci.tv/videos/id/4083/bangladesh-review-one-off-the-bat

Ben Stokes is exceptionally ugly

his face resembles a hard boiled egg

>>77913330
>British flag
>Australian scoring

Fuck off out of Earl's Court

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>>77914088
>Moeen with the new ball

WinViz update

WI 41%
England 1%
Draw 58%

>>77914085
'no'

>>77914115
fucking kek

worst choke in a chase that have ever seen was pak in nz years ago when bond was playing and pak lost last 5 wickets with 50 needed. Also pak in Sri Lanka around that time was maybe even worse, believe that was amir's debut test match

>woakes
haha time for pies

>>77914115
>1%

If England were to get a wicket that shit would spike to 30%

Can't really take it seriously when the game can fluctuate between either team easily

>>77914126
yeah pak are definitely worse chokers than sa
t.knower

WOKE

>>77914152
>me

>>77914126
if we're counting T20s, you'd have to say Bangladesh vs India in the recent world cup

ELITE catch

>>77914155
mate...

ahh fuck

want windies to win
know englel will win

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

any catch jifs?

sub is england's best fielder

>substitute fielder

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APOLOGISE

>>77914152
the state of >you

>>77914202
I'll apologise to his dick.

>>77914152
this kind of post really never seems to work out

>>77914238
What was meant by this?

>>77914238
t.gaylad

Still talking on TMS about the light. I'll be a fucking disgrace if they go off.

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Time for Mo

>>77914267
Funny though.

73 lads easily done have faith

>>77914267
>I'll be a fucking disgrace

BLACKWOOD

David Gower SEETHING

into the 60s fellas

had to shit 3 time in the last 2 hours

it's about 95% liquids coming out at this point

Love Blackwood.

>>77914299
got the runs?

>>77914299
bursting for a shit here. not sure i can hold it until the end of the match

>>77914299
Just be sure that you keep drinking water to avoid kidney failure

>they could review this, tactically
what is meant by this

Please relax my Jamaican brudda

Why is Blackwood playing like there's two overs left

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post yfw hope gets out in the nervous nineties

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>>77914342
TIME WASTING

The hell is Blackwood doing

>>77914352
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77914352
lightning never strikes twice

>>77914361
>>77914349
He wants to be the next afridi

Chill nigga

Carpet shot

Keep it on the ground

I swear to God

>it's a tactical review

>root in charge of reviews

>tactical review meme

>>77914384
It was Cook actually

>umpire's call

we've got shaaaaaaaai hope

Great review you bunch of retards

>tactical review
really what is meant by this

>>77914349
Are you new to Jermaine Blackwood?

Wasn't exactly as bad a review as it first looked

>>77914398
They get reset soon. Calm down.

>>77914398
>79th over

If Blackwood doesn't settle down it might encourage Shai to do something silly as well

>>77914413
According to my knowledge of the show boondocks, this is known as a nigga moment

>>77914428
No.

>run rate up to 3.7

well lads it was fun ggwp

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>blackwood

>>77914450
>blackwood swinging
>new ball
Easy

50s

>lose to win
based fucking blackwood

>new ball

worried lads

>blanderson in charge of taking 3 wickets in a day

cannot wait for this century

SIX

wtf was that

think >we will lose this lads

JUST

>blanderson

Lets go Jamica

>>77914538
In stitches everytime I see this stupid fucking picture

one of the reasons why test cricket is so much better than brainletbash, even the slogs are cerebral and a novelty

His bat sounds like it hasn't been broken in.

40s

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>Anderson
>0 W

Why did root declared so early ?

>>77914548
sixes are only good when a contrast, not what you expect. seeing the ball fly around regularly desensitizes you to it, originally sixes where meant to be nearly impossible to hit anywhere near regularly

>>77914575
thought he could blow them apart I guess

really don't rate Root as a captain, he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing

come on shai COME ON SHAI

>>77914575
Bullied into it by brainlet ex England captains.

>>77914585
>Cook
>declaring early
kek

>>77914578
yeah twenty20 just isnt fucking cricket at all

>>77914579
I thought Kohli was a bad captain but even he wouldn't do that

>>77914575
unironically got bullied into it because of the previous test

who won the 1st test?

>>77914579
Root isn't afraid to lose to win.

>>77914608
england by an innings

>>77914608
England in the worst test I've ever seen

that's what makes this game all the better

>>77914601
couldn't be more right.
T20 is clearly designed for children, women, the mentally incapacitated, the weak willed, gypsies, homosexuals and other undesirables. Whereas test cricket is the last bastion of moral strength left in our degenerate society. Comparing T20 to test cricket, is like comparing chimpanzees screeching wildly as they throw shit at a wall, to a symphony written by translating the chess moves in 'Kasparov vs Topalov' into music. There is no comparison. To be honest, test cricket would be the foundation of my ideal society, with the most successful test captain becoming the leader of the nation, as the mixture of intelligence and strategic thinking needed to captain a test side would mean they could easily lead any country into prosperity. T20 would be ok for kids, but once they reach their thirteenth birthday they would have to burn the brightly coloured garb associated with the "sport" and would be told "you're man now, learn to block".

HISTORY

lad

First time in 523 first class matches at Headingley a batsman has scored 2 centuries in a match.

Is Hope elite?

>>77914660
remember that lad laughing at his selection when the game started?

>>77914665
turbo brainlet

Why don't England just bowl them out?

>>77914665
I would be ashamed to even face my immidiate family if I was him

>>77914660
>never had a century before this
>2 in one game

ELITe

>>77914665
tbf his average was something like 16 or 3 or something so

>>77914660
>Is Hope elite?
give him a few years and he will be. he's already better than memewaite

>just want to sleep
End it already.

FOUR MOAR

wonder if my 5 wickets prediction will come true

love Hope

>>77914703
yeah same

30s

Roof is leaking

Have to get newspapers and some buckets

have a meme, finish it in an over, Sobers is watching

>hope plays literally one good match in three years
>suddenly /cric/ is riding his dick
typical tbqh

>>77914722
Unnecessary post

Please delete

>>77914733
no one is saying he's a gun, just celebrating his efforts you mong

>>77914672
>>77914683
could you be anymore kneejerk

>>77914733
he's looked like an elite technician
if you werent a turbo brainlet you would have noticed

>>77914722
Rememba da name?

definitely deserve to lose this

>COOK

kek
KEK
K E K

>>77914722
REMEMBA DA NAYM

>cock

Some post muh mediocre West Indies

>cook
is he, dare i say it, sabotaging root's record?

>English cricket

lmao

>cock

would like a written apology from every cricket writer who did a piece along the lines of this west indies team are too baaaaad, they just can't compete, worst sports team in human history etc

>no one is saying he's a gun

>Root has lost the dressing room

The intellect behind this post is astonishing

Did Cook just drop the Wisden Trophy?

this HAS to be cook and root's last game for england.

what is wrong with bairstow

>>77914800
englel are just shit lad, they failed to beat the windies away when every other team manages it fine

>>77914846
cannot see root staying in the team with his ABYSMAL conversion rate

>>77914857
nah they've played well this game
england have been shit but I don't think you can pin it all on that

>>77914855
foot never even raised lmao

Root UNIRONICALLY declared too early

Memes

>reviewing a stumping when the batsmen is a metre behind the crease

want daniel to go back to his subreddit

>>77914855
Trying to kill time

Desperation setting in

Sad that a team that is as good as England is doing such tasteless shit

root actually should have declared earlier, that way brathwaite would have been out before the day's close

>>77914888
It was a tactical review

>>77914855
unironic autism

>>77914899
The umpire shouldn't have been a pleb.

Looks a bit dark out there. Time to go off for light.

>>77914912
agreed. its a shame but we have to think of the players safety

>>77914912
no

NO


N O

>>77914918
Exactly. Look at that delivery. Could've taken the poor lad's head clean off its shoulders.

W O R K
O
R
K

>>77914912
feels like broad and anderson might need to spend a few minutes sorting out their run up marks no?

Athers just laughing at black people in the crowd now

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>England

>>77914943
They should do a bit of grubbing around, get the groundsman out with his bucket of soil again.

>>77914946
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

they're not seeing the ball out there
time to come off

Blackwood with the Jamaican genes boy is quick

fuck me they're almost playing in pitch darkness. this is insane. someone's going to end up getting phil hughes'd at this rate

20s

Didn't realise this was a day/night test, it's pitch black out there.

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>>77914980
>someone's going to end up getting phil hughes'd at this rate

Look at that, Bairstow can't see the ball. This light is totally unplayable. Umpires should hang their heads in shame.

Why isn't woakes or stokes bowling?

bring the light meter on

yesterday daniel said WI were never winning this

Ant even see the West Indian Batsmen it's that dark out there

nah this isn't funny any more. this is really dangerous, they need to go off

>>77915010
>letting Ben Chokes bowl during a deciding moment

>>77915010
because windies will score all 24 off one over if stokes bowls

this is one thing day/night tests are objectively better at, can simply play as long as you need

>>77915013
hmm almost like daniel knows nothing about cricket

Just got a call from work lads, looks like I have to go in.

>Why isn't woakes or stokes bowling?

going to have a wank expect WI to have won when I get back

>cricinfo keeps shitting the bed
Send help.

Teens

>>77915042
Don't copy me you tard

>>77915051
floods in mumbai or whatever have fucked the scorer servers
all the sites use the same ones

baffling that the umpires are allowing this game to continue, I understand they are very close to a result but is a player's LIFE worth it?

Please tell me someone is capping all the bairstow reactions

SIX

UMPBALL

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>>77915025
>>77915018
I'm fuckin dying lad

>fraud

My DICK

10s

>>77915013
that was the safe prediction, who could have seen this coming

>Stuart Fraud

>>77915111
yesterday? Me

don't even care about the result any more, just bowl some wides so we can finish the game without someone being seriously hurt

Holding sounds so happy :)

>>77915111
All me haha

>>77915111
he meant never as in even when windies took the 1st innings lead, i called windies after day 1

someone needs to quiz joe root on his reckless early declaration in the post match
would be good banter

Just been called to work lads

love this

>>77915111
I called WI winning this match just after the 2nd south africa test.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUAY2O4Lwxo

just had a call from stevie wonder, even he says it is really much too dark out in leeds and the players both windies and english ones need to fear for their safety

>312-4 in the 4th innings
why didn't the english prepare the pitch in such a way so that they bowl out the windies for <100??

Hope's playing for the *

>calling for a close contest all summer
>still don't have one because 6 wickets is pretty comprehensive

just knocked off night shift lads

imagine if the umpires call this off for bad light with windies needing 2 to win

having to follow this game on the radio now, the TV image is too dark to even make out the players

This is just dangerous now

think we'll do pretty well in the ashes lads.

>>77915187
thered be riots if anyone in windies have a shit about cricket

Look at this, it's so dark Woakes can't even see where the cut strip is.

>woakes
lmao

Will England be fined for slower overrates?

>>77915215
>AUS and England losing to Windies and Banglel
Best timeline desu

>have a shit about cricket

These light posts have wrecked my sides.

>>77915231
I bet he is seeing just a floating uniform.

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>https://twitter.com/BumbleCricket/status/902585277742432256

Based Bumble

>>77915239
not their fault they're going slowly, they're being forced to play in near pitch darkness. better to play it safe and take it slow. the umpires clearly don't care about the players' safety

>Hope had an average of 18.61 at the start of this test
wew

>>77915239
should have their test status revoked

gonna go have a shit about cricket lads

set a ring field root you retarded faggot

>>77915262
I remember mohammed shami came over a few years ago with an average of 3 and still managed a 50

>>77915253
[2]

Posting from work

Hope no one ITT actually thinks we care about cricket

>stokes

Literally impossible to even catch the ball now

What are we doing here, someone will get hurt

>england in charge of holding catches

>CHOKES
YOU COULD NOT MAKE THIS UP

kek stokes windies ptsd

BBC should bring it up in singles for the lols

>Chokes

That might well have been bad light, to be fair.

Chuck it at his fucking head lad

DROP IT

AHAHAHAHA

Nice swing you stupid faggot

Collapse incoming

COMEBACK IS ON

Dumbass, way to throw away your moment of glory.

>>77913442
bow down

well if you can't see the ball obviously you're going to get stumped playing a shot like that

>yfw the next 5 batsmen all get out going for glory too
bangladesh v india 2.0

>>77915341
If that happens i will give up eating mutton

>>77915339
can you stop lightposting I can only kek so much

called 5 wickets

freedom from slavery, wi best

the history books will have this down as a west indies win, but I think we all know it was bad light that really defeated england, 'scored the winning runs' so to speak

Thank you for a fantastic game

>>77915350
>fucking goats
ftfy mulle

BASED

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post yfw when england win 3rd test by an innings

why did root declare that early?

>>77915365
get partying mate

WI>>>>>Sri Lanka
>>77915360
Reported to government for insulting allah's apostle