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>Look at the state of the Premier League. With three days left of the transfer market, almost every club is rushing around on a desperate spending spree, pushing and hollering like citizens stocking up on tinned food before the outbreak of war. It is as if no one told them until now that the transfer window shuts on Thursday.
At least Manchester United and Huddersfield Town did their shopping early so now all they have to do is sit back and laugh at everyone else. Or perhaps join everyone else in laughing at Arsenal, whose years of frugality have somehow led to the club having a surplus of inadequate players and a couple of gaping holes in their bloated squad. At least it looks like Arsenal are going to flog Shkodran Mustafi to Internazionale and Kieran Gibbs to Watford so Arsène Wenger may still get an opportunity to splash out on a top-class holding midfielder in time to leave him on the bench for the next big game.
>Liverpool are in Monaco and a state of confusion. They’ve had two bids for Thomas Lemar turned down and are mulling over a third. What they should be doing, of course, is bundling Fabinho into a car and heading to the airport, since Monaco are said to be willing to let the central midfielder go to anyone except Paris Saint-Germain. PSG covet the Brazilian but Monaco won’t play any more ball with the club from the capital, who are already poised to snare Kylian Mbappé. There’s a claim going about today, by the way, that Arsenal could have signed Mbappé nearly three years ago but turned their noses up at a deal that would have allegedly involved handing over a vast fee to the family of a player who had not yet even played a professional match. It would be unreasonable to slag off Wenger for that, so some folks are already getting stuck in.
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Get in lads. VVD soon.
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When Liverpool are finished in Monaco, they’re going to don their most contrite expression and head to Southampton. They’ll be carrying a case-full of money and a DVD of Sunday’s match at Anfield, just in case Virgil van Dijk has been getting any ideas about joining Arsenal instead. Juventus must have seen that match because they are now apparently interested in getting their hands on Emre Can. But Liverpool want to hold on to him now that he’s on a roll. The Mill isn’t convinced that roll will last but no one wants to hear that right now.
>Meanwhile, anyone who thought Paul Clement was only going to use his blue-cup contacts to prise Sam Clucas from Hull City will need to think again when Swansea complete one of the most eye-catching signings of the summer: the Welsh side are in contention to lure Renato Sanches from one of Clement’s former employers, Bayern Munich.
Once Chelsea complete the signing of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, they’re going to wrap up a deal for Ross Barkley. When two unfulfilled English potentials get a multi-million pound move to the champions, you know the coach has a tremendous faith in his own ability and someone has a quota to meet.
>In a predictable end to a strange affair, Chelsea are in talks about accepting a ransom from Atlético Madrid so that Diego Costa will liberate himself from the house in Brazil where he is holding himself against Chelsea’s will.
Elsewhere, several Premier League clubs are still considering a move for Borussia Dortmund’s slinky young midfielder Emre Mor. But he’s about to join Celta Vigo. Burnley are hoping to complete a deal for Lorient’s Ghanaian forwad Abdul Majid Waris, who is awaiting a work permit. Manchester City are hopeful of signing Alexis Sánchez and Jonny Evans this week so that high-end tunnel-gawkers will have some new exhibits to drool over.
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arsene should put in 40m for fapinho
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Oxy and Drinky confirmed when
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>Tottenham Hotspur are enjoying a long breakfast. Then Daniel Levy might do a crossword or go for a ramble around the Hertfordshire countryside and fill a punnet with wild blueberries and perhaps even a couple of gooseberries. And then, on Thursday, he’ll spring into transfer action. And lo, Spurs will still have all their goalscoring eggs in the baskets of Dele Alli and Harry Kane.
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>>77912666
>>77912693
lay of with these "wacky" transfer news and post the actual rumors. This is just a fucking wall of text and i have to read through 3 lines of """"""banterous""""""" rambling to know who is linked with who.
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Mum just text me to say she put 40 quid in my account, who should I sign, lads?
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>>77912703
I'm not for sale, though
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>>77912666
Arm coke taco tent balloons moon cross tree?
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>>77912731
bag of skips at a bargain price in this market.
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>>77912686
>Signing Southampton players
Recipe for failure
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>>77912737
emre can to juventus on a free u brainlet
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https://twitter.com/YoSoyChavaPerez/status/902532454950592513
jajajajajaja. this will end badly.
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Finally done it, lads. I've unsubbed from Football Weekly
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>>77912723
il give you a quick rundown
arsenal -lemar, sterling, relegation
chelsea - ox, drinky, llorente
united - bale
city - sanchez
liverpool - lemar, VVD, ox
spurs - literal whos
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>>77912753
>literally unironically singing saido mane
what was klopp thinking
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>>77912666
>Kevin Wimmer
>bought by Spurs for 4.3m
>plays 15 (fifteen) league games over two years
>sold to stoke for 18m
How does Levy do it, lads?
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>>77912731
Why did she put 40 quid in your account?
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>>77912757
yep.
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>>77912767
His name is Levy, he puts levies on players.
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>>77912759
same
the totally football show is the new comfy
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>>77912731
tesco finest sausage rolls
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>>77912747
Already got some Quavers on a free.
>>77912769
She doesn't want to see me fall behind my direct rivals. And I helped with the garden on Sunday.
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>>77912766
>A player that is only good on the break
There's a reason Barca are looking at Coutinho and Rashford and not him
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>>77912723
Sort yourself our Barbara
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>Arsenal and City fighting for Johnny Evans
kek you couldn't make this shit up
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>>77912731
Pot Noodles
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>>77912796
Mane is better than qt la
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>>77912792
>Already got some Quavers on a free.
Won the window with that
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>>77912731
Condoms and a bottle of captain Morgan
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>>77912731
Rights to Neymar in 2038
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FRIENDLY WARNING ALERT
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Liverpool fans are cocky and get extremely angry when you mock their club. Please think of the poor Liverpool fans next time you mock them, as their brain cant handle banter
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>>77912810
pretty sure leldiola is just fucking with arsene. No-one in their right mind would be this desperate
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>>77912825
Can't tell if trolling or delusional
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>>77912759
What tipped you lad? Football Ramble was pretty funny this week never even heard of that pie fight at Nottingham Forest on the weekend.
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>>77912854
Heh.
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/golly-doll-removed-liverpool-city-13541743
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well?
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>>77912887
For me, it's the BBC Euro Leagues Podcast
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0940sk5
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>>77912897
>liverpool legend
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>>77912666
>look at the state of clubs with surplus budgets wanting to spend them like they didn't know the transfer window would shut soon
Looks like someone's never worked somewhere with a budget. That's how budgets work. If you have a budget you spend it otherwise you lose it.
NEET loser. These threads are shit. Post rumours I don't care about your shitty opinionated style of writing
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>The Mersyside Millionaires
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>>77912897
just waiting for the official Stevie G declaration and its a full house, so to speak.
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>>77912875
I listened to the Ramble for maybe 6 years up until they 'rebranded' a couple of seasons ago. They just sucked the soul out of the whole thing, made it far too professional
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>the absolute state of [insert team]
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>>77912937
hoping to bump into lasogga on a night out
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>>77912910
r a r e
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>>77912952
n e w
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>>77912937
Ar...Arsenal? Right?
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mpoope announcement when?
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>>77912913
Pic related
>>77912937
Are we the whisperers?
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>>77912937
How does Monaco have such a supply line of young pacey nigs? They are all like a carbon copy of each other.
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>>77912947
stone roses bar after Leeds have accomplished anything
you might be waiting a while lol ;)
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>tfw your local team is in a league where only two teams get promotion.
1st place is automatic promotion then 2nd-7th have a six team playoff, this fuck is this shit.
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>>77913023
>being in the conference
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>>77912796
Yes the same Barca that made singing Paulino for 40M their number 1 priority for the summer.
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>local lidl run out of nougat pillows
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>>77913031
the conference only has a 4 team playoff doesn't it?
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>>77913023
>tfw your local team is in a league where no one gets promotion
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>support Liverpool
>2 hours with Ainsley Harriot on viagra while youre tied to a bed face first
pick one
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VVD is literally in liverpool right now
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>>77913061
probably visiting the art gallery
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>>77913061
he is lost?
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>>77913061
signing for Everton la
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>>77913061
pict??
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PSG has a shit defense I think
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>>77913061
In the hotel lobby with Martinez?
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>>77913046
>anons don't go to ALDI and get fat as fuck for cheap and cheerful prices
Not doing it right. I cut my food bill in half so now I can piss the rest on sweeties and off brand booze
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>>77913061
Didn't Liverpool issue a statement apologising to Southampton saying they wouldn't pursue VVD
Whatever happened to that
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>>77913095
>defense
proxy or stupid?
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>>77913114
english is dead. american english is king now
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>>77913127
>American English
>King
stupid then.
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>>77913107
is the air too thin up there where people all tell the truth?
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>>77913107
What do you expect from Bin Dippers
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>>77913140
you've been far outgrown by a former colony that is has been the foremost exporter of culture in the entire world for decades. just accept it lad
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>>77913061
Its happening
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>Liverpool club statements mean fuck all
cool
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>sign Keita for next season
>sign Van Dick after all
>sign Salah
>will probably sign Lemar
>wont sell QTnho
Liverpool were the literal GOATs this market
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>>77913163
hows life on the spectrum?
>>77913196
keita is going to monaco
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>>77913095
Agreed, good DMF's tho
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>>77913213
>Keita is going to Monaco
Is this you trying to be funny or are you unaware there's 2
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>>77913196
Keita is going to monaco
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>>77913042
Paulinho is good and plays Tiki Taka what u talking about
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>>77913196
Van Dick isnt very good
salah is no better than what they had already
lemar isnt leaving, 100%
coutinho is miserable and wants out
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>>77913221
the other one was a barca, then i think he was a roma for a bit too
dunno if hes still playing
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>>77913165
>le row z man
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just picked up van dijk lads, anyone want anything on the way?
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>>77913079
t. Merro
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Are there more Keitas, Traiores or Dembeles in football
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>>77913263
1x gf pls
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>>77913305
countless
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>>77913196
nothing beats United signing Matic desu
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>>77913263
>Van Dijk's Van
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>>77913213
>y-you're autistic
that's american lad
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>>77913107
American owners. They think football is as rigged as their "sports", but fortunately for them Liverpool are the Jews (not in a money spending sense, but purely an eternal victim one) of the Premier League.
Remember when Suarez had a £40m release clause in his contract, meaning if anyone bid that amount, or more, he was free to discuss a contract with that club? Remember how Liverpool just simply refused and it put the media in a bind because it was a story that had to be reported on. The option for the media was simple, either call out Liverpool and risk being labeled "insensitive" about the 96 or blame everyone's favourite whipping boy for him offering £1 more than he actually had to. Naturally they opted for the easy route and I say that as someone who can't stand >Shitsnal.
The VVD thing is no different and if it was (almost) any other club they would be severely reprimanded. They constantly bend the rules until they're almost U shaped and then play the victim when they get called out, just like the eternal heeb.
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>>77913343
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>>77913023
Nigga take a look at Belgium
1 promotion spot, in a playoff between the top team from the first half of the season and the top team from the second half
Antwerp were dogshit after christmas but still went up because they won a one off game
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Is there any proof to VVD or is it just scouser delusions again?
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ABLs pls don't kill urselfs ol
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Whites BTFO
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Sakho to Palace lads
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>>77913375
similarly, mexico's top division handles relegation in a bizarre way, a three season points total average is factored into it somehow
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habbenin
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>>77913235
>lemar isnt leaving, 100%
Sounds like you're trying to convince yourself more than anyone else m8.
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>>77913423
wow case closed
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>>77913423
they do realise that players don't own private jets right?
He'll either have chartered one or be in the liverpool club one
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>>77913444
>people cant have preferences and ask for the same jet when they hire the same jet company
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>>77913423
>Going to these lengths to sign a CB on a lower level than Evans>>77913423
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>>77913444
tbf the post does mention the name of the company that owns it
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>>77913463
Evans is old though
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>getting almost 30M for a dead nigger
FSG are literally transfer sex gods
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>>77913423
Get yer shoes off the seats, you gob shite.
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>>77913349
king was a trip from a few years ago m8
>>77913396
why? they lost
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>>77913502
very nice
offset that with the VVD fee
take into account matip was free
and liverpool have acquired the best CB pairing in the league for a mere £20mil each
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>>77913502
he was their second best centre back
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>>77913561
Holy fuck. Somebody stop Klopp bros...
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>>77913573
Doesn't really mean shit when the other CBs back then were Skrtel and Lovren lol
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>>77913561
S
P
E
N E T
D
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Somebody post the Liverpool Pepe with the money
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>>77913573
Where does this "Sakho is good" meme come from? If that faggot was on my team I'd have an anxiety attack every time someone was running towards him with the ball. He never looks calm and his clearances look like a slapstick routine. The only thing he's got going for him is that his passes are pretty accurate.
Lovren might be shit but at least he's not flailing around like a retard.
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>the that liverpool feel shitposters that went into hiding after the slip are finally back
You will fail to win the league for the 28th season in a row
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>>77913688
You must not watch Lovren a lot, he does a lot of flailing around like a retard
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>>77913688
You ever watched Lovren
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>>77913684
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>>77913688
>Lovren
>not flailing around like a retard
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>>77913688
>Lovren might be shit but at least he's not flailing around like a retard.
Lovren doesn't need to flail like a retard because he is the retard.
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>Barcelona bid 75m for Naby Keita only to be told he was in Liverpool for a medical
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>>77913691
>Salty ABL
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>>77913376
Private plane from Bournemouth (near Southampton) to Liverpool, a mercedes van picked up whoever was in it (Liverpool have a fleet of those for picking people up)
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Liverpool is kind of looking good atm.
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>>77913830
#welcomeStanislas #LFC
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>>96
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>>77913794
>falseflagging
You're not fooling me
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LADS
https://twitter.com/SeanHoward_1/status/902560799348150272
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>>77913872
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
LA
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>>77913868
think he means ABLovrens la
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>>77913872
>different car
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>>77912666
Never mind that Hungarian cuck I thought what you wrote was funny lad. If he wants succinct 'facts' he should fuck off to sky news
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>>77913898
thanks pal
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>>77913890
Next year la. Still too much shit at the club.
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>>77912666
>Stealing /180/ OPs gimmick
Fuck off
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JFT39
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Wow, Chelsea made a signing!
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>>77913951
>signing hazard three times
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIfnUaTzljg
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>de gay
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>>77913984
One of them has to be good eventually
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>captcha: long entrance
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>>77914002
This transfer window made me miss the >de gay saga
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>>77914003
Well Thorgan is doing pretty well in Germany, and Eden scored 17 goals last season so
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>>77914022
Chicken e up calendar switch chav e market tin nessie spanner lever pool geordie
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>>77914042
>he rates le shield the ball and fall down to get a soft free kick man
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>City could offer Sterling to Arsenal in an attempt to sign Sanchez
I know it's a popular meme here to hate on Sterling but I don't want to see him go. I prefer Sanchez but that doesn't mean I want to see Wright-Phillips mk. 2 go.
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>>77913898
sure did
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>>77913830
>>77913376
Southampton has it's own airport tho
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has a swap deal +/- $/player ever actually happened?
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Love how Van Dijk became world class all of a sudden.
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>>77914106
He used Bournemouth so he wouldn't get caught
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>>77914127
Worked well t b h
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>>77914087
This
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>>77914117
Eto'o/Ibra
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>>77914106
i imagine he lives somewhere nicer than southampton
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Is Serge Aurier's worth the £30m, given his attitude? Surely there's a better, cheaper, more well-behaved rightback on the market
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>>77914117
Zlatan to Barcelona 59M+Eto'o
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>>77914117
Yeah
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>>77914117
Happens all the time in MLS
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>>77914123
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>>77914149
Not when you're a desperate English team two days before deadline day.
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>>77914123
Jonny Evans, m8
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>>77914187
Cole/Gallas was deadline day
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>>77914210
2006 was 37 years ago.
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>>77914217
>8 April
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>>77914149
Debuchy
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>>77914123
IT'S because he's black and the malady of self-flaggelating liberalism is just destroying yet another white institution, nothing to see here.
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spot the flop
>Virgil Van Dijk
>Lacazette
>Lindelof
>Twin Peak: The Return
>Bakayoko
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>>77914117
bonucci and de scoglio
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>>77914304
>David Lynch's Twin Towers: A Space Odyssey
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>>77914304
Lacazette, he doesn't seem bad just clearly doesn't fit if they don't even start him, Arsenal are truly a joke now
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>>77914304
wtf its all of them
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>>77913422
>a three season points total average is factored into it somehow
Probably some bullshit to ensure the big clubs can't go down from one shitty season.
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>>77914304
They're everywhere
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>>77914304
don't know what the last one is so it must be that
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>>77914117
There are a lot of deals that aren't direct swaps, but players moving between two clubs in the same window. Like how Zakaria went to BMG this window, then Sow went the other way to YB.
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>>77914304
Actual flops:
Walcott
Arnautovic
??
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>>77914391
Remember when Walcott was poised to be the next messiah of english footballing talent
*smacks lips*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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>>77914304
>Twin Peak: The Return
L________D
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>>77914391
>ignoring Twin Peaks: The Return
it was shit and you know it
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>>77914423
t. lynchee
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Who's the top and who's the bottom?
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>>77914304
Twin Peak: The Return is the only undebatable flop on the list
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>>77914453
£200m doesn't give a bottom, imho
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>>77914423
GoT watcher detected
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>It was actually Lallana on the plane
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>Lemar medical
prepare yourselves ABLs
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>>77914474
watched them both desu.
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>>77914474
GoT was fun.
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Any updates on these breasts to my face edition?
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>@LFC are delighted to announce the signing of @JuniorStanislas on a 4-year deal!
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>>77913930
>tfw still half a month until the CL of darts
>>77914474
Delightful filename
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>>77913930
That's the Guardian's Rumour Mill.
For some reason the Dutch autist has a habit of copypasting from there.
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>>77914542
glendenning?
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>>77913235
How is Salah not better, they have no depth or do you seriously believe Origi is better
Van Dijk has been a rock and called top 3 PL CB before Liverpool were interested
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>>77914503
I hope that's a tranny
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>Liverpool turn down £25m Crystal Palace bid for Mamadou Sakho
Why? You're clearly not using him, nor planning on using him. £25m is a fucking good deal for a player who's been virtually anonymous for a year. This doesn't make any sense.
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>>77914149
It is when they won't let him into the country
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where the FUCK is VVD
getting pretty sick of his shit now
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>>77914604
he's worth way more
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>>77914604
>Were not playing this player
>OK heres some money
>no
>OK heres a more than generous offer
>no
genius desu
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>>77914604
they can get like 5m more + add ons
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>>77914614
on his way to the emirates
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>>77914616
He really isn't.
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>>77914616
No, he is worth as much as what Liverpool think another club will pay for him. He's not even a bench player at Liverpool. To Liverpool he is as valuable as a reserve.
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>>77914641
He easily is have you seen some of the cash pissed on complete mediocrity this summer. He will be Palace's best defender and they're in an absolute fucking state at the moment.
They will submit. It is written
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as a Liverpool fan, im absolutely in love with the state of all the ABLs here
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>>77914570
Wade
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>>77914698
what has hating Leicester got to do with it?
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Reckon skrtlepower will come back if Liverpool do well for a second season? I remember when Liverpool were a force - both on the pitch and on sp - then the anons faded when their team, did like the plastic rent boys they are.
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>>77914736
>>
https://twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/902546975681388544
>the absolute fucking state of Roma
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>>77914741
>I remember when Liverpool were a force - both on the pitch and on sp
the internet didn't exist when liverpool last were a """force"" mate
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I love trans lads
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>>77914794
You are underage and you should leave.
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>>77914802
he is right though. last time liverpool were a force Jimmy Saville was their most acclaimed fan
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>>77914793
Totti saying AS Roma with Schick was ok, the rest...
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>>77914793
What did they mean by this?
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announce Ethan
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>the top female footballers get paid about £50k a year
>the top female tennis player, Serena Williams, has career earnings of $84 million
>even shithouses like Heather Watson, ranked 73rd, has career earnings of $2.5 million (and shes only 25 years old) , more than female footballer will earn in their entire career by far
tennis is fucking pathetic 2bh
>>
>>77914802
>"""underage"""
you know only other underage retards use this as an insult right
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>da Ox will become world class in one season with Conte
All the signs are pointing towards England winning the WC tbqh
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hands off based Zohore you fuckin slags
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>>77914910
>tennis is fucking pathetic
You poof
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>>77914915
yeah tactical mastermind gareth southgate will guide england to victory
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>>77914910
It's pretty simple. People watch women's tennis. Even women's rugby is more watchable than women's football. Sure it looks like it's stuck in the 90s, but that's genuinely an improvement on women's football.
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>>77914944
I want to be dominated by a female rugby player.
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>>77914938
He's the best England manager since Big Sam tho
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>>77914992
Big Sam should'nt have got the sack
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>>77914604
>paniced relegation fearing clubs start throwing money at defenders
we've all seen it before, palace will pay the 30
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Why are Arsenal going to sell Mustafi I thought they only bought him last year
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>>77914996
100% record la
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>>77914976
Are you a girl?
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>>77914503
sauce?
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>>77915024
wenger is not impressed
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>>77915024
wenger doesn't rate him
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>>77914944
Isn't that because it piggybacks on men's tennis though?
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>>77914996
What did they even specify as the reason for sacking him in the end. Or forcing him to resign, whichever it was.
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>>77915043
No.
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>>77915045
>>77915046
Well that's silly
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>>77914849
>he's 22yo
>'will join our development squad'
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>>77915026
WC2018 was made for him. Even that get by 'In Big Sam We Trust' tripfag had me excited
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>>77915044
Sweet and sour
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>>77915049
Racist comments towards some of the players, same stuff as the women's coach is facing now.
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>>77915064
welcome to arsenal football club
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>>77913365
Why are ManYoo fans so obsessed with Liverpool? I don't support either, but I always noticed this weird inferiority complex on the Mancs' (mostly Londoners, but you know what I mean) part, even in the midst of two decades of domestic dominance. It was like Liverpool losing was more important to them than ManU winning.
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>>77915049
>“Allardyce’s conduct, as reported today, was inappropriate of the England manager. He accepts he made a significant error of judgment and has apologised,” the FA said in a statement.
>“However, due to the serious nature of his actions, the FA and Allardyce have mutually agreed to terminate his contract with immediate effect. This is not a decision that was taken lightly, but the FA’s priority is to protect the wider interests of the game and maintain the highest standards of conduct in football. The manager of the England men’s senior team is a position which must demonstrate strong leadership and show respect for the integrity of the game at all times.”
And before you say it: yes, I know of the irony of the FA going on about integrity.
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>>77915094
err you realise man united-liverpool is the biggest rivalry in world football?
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>>77915049
got paid some money for something completely unrelated to coaching England. Had an informal chat with the people who was nice enough to pay him handsomely
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>>77915094
This is such shit bait. And people will fall for it
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>It's a Youtube changes it's layout again episode
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>>77915024
Not tall enough.
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>>77915049
was caught doing dodgy deals that were essentially a loophole to get around the ban on third party ownership of players
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>>77915081
What possessed you to make up this obvious bollocks?
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>>77915101
lets face it. the southern papers hated having him as manager, and setup a sting upon his announcement
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You have 10 seconds to rate my gf
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>>77915182
it also helps that he's thick as pig shit
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>>77915110
>what is Celtic-Rangers?
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>>77915191
caterpillars/10
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>>77915141
They just made it slightly shitter... it's almost the same though...
wut
>>
>>77915141
I thought it was just me.
I don't like the fact it's brighter now.
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>>77915045
>>77915046
Really, guys? I thought the manager usually thought the players they wanted to sell were really top footballers. Well, you learn something new every day I guess.
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>>77915141
Oh for fuck sake
Why do things have to change
>>
>>77915194
>NewCo 1994-NewCo 2012
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>>77915193
err no
>>
>>77915194
Good question
>>
>>77915206
>I don't like the fact it's brighter now.
Ye, grinds me gears as well.
>>
>>77915047
That and it's actually watchable. Less dependence on strength than other sports. And knows how to take advantage of sex appeal.
>>
>>77915191
I take it you like her for her personality
>>
>>77915221
>not Pacific Shelf 595 v Sevco 5088
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>>77915141
You can restore it by clicking your G+ thing in the top right corner
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>>77915247
Isn't women's football pretty sexy though? Some of those dykes are cute.
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>>77915289
Yeah, but the quality of play is atrocious. Sex appeal only really works if it cancels out the lack of quality, or serves as a bonus on top of quality.
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>55 games in a midtable team in a real league in his career
>12 national games with a historically shit defense in ned where jeffrey bruma has double the amount
>hasn't kicked a football since january
>26 years old
>80 million pounds
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>>77915372
>wenger: "urrrrrr we made a profit"
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>>77914910
This is a quick guide on how to make people watch women's football:
>get a bunch of Anna Kurnikowas to play the game
>make them wear sexy tennis like outfits
>watch as the viewership goes up
They could also make the pitch smaller or something so that it looks faster.
>>
>FACT: Petr Cech has conceded more goals in 3 YEARS at Arsenal than he did during his 11 YEARS at Chelsea
>Madness.
https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/902530352429891584/photo/1
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>>77915372
>>77915399
>urrrrrrrrrrrrrr we finished 11th because all of the clubs above us spent too much
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>>77915372
How is that pathetic?
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>>77915372
>you need to spend huge amounts of money to have a chance of winning something
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>>77915407
J U S T
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>>77915400
just put them up against shitty male pub teams, if they get btfo find ever more out of shape, drunk, middle aged men for them to play
make it a real side show, i'd watch the fuck out of it
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>>77915407
Wonder what the specific GK stats would look like
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>>77915407
>3 YEARS
holy shit? it's been that long
>29th june 2015
thats two
>>
>"Liverpool fans have crashed a world flight trafficking site"
https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/902523031385452544/photo/1
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>>77915482
post yfw vvdyke is vvshite
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>>77915482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtXFkctsG6g
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Coutinho to Barca for 160 fucking million
Get the fuck in here lads, we rich now
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>>77915539
That's a long track
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>>77915596
You're a tall swamp German.
>>
>Van Dijk costing the same as Real Madrid paid for Ronaldo
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>>77915612
The Prem is crashing the transfer market with no survivors
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>>77915562
but everyone will know you have money
so saints will charge you like 70m for van dick
then youll be stuck as monaco dont wanna sell lemar
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>>77915639
Coutinho will be announced after everything else is done
>>
>BREAKING: Kieran Gibbs to have medical at West Brom after deal agreed with Arsenal
I thought he was going to Watford?
>>
>>77915441
klopp didn't have to rebuild a team like wenger needs to be doing
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>>77915665
watford pulled out yesterday
pulis said he wants three more players, like every other transfer deadline
>>
>>77915024
Not enough left backs
>>
So it's between Spurs and Arse for the net spend trophy?
>>
>coutinho is 120m cash + 40m addons
meh
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>>77915676
>klopp didn't have to rebuild a team
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>>77915676
Klopp did rebuild his team what shite are you spouting
>>
>ABUs were laughing about the 80m for Pogs last summer
>80m is now half of Coutinho, who is vastly inferior
Do ABUs ever win?
>>
>>77915771
>>77915784
lol fuck off, extensive tinkering =/= the massive rebuilding job arsenal need
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>>77915788
>Do ABUs ever win?
13/14
>>
In
Salah
Van Dijk
Lemar
Robertson
Solanke
Out
Coutinho
Lucas Leiva
Net spent: 30m
Liverpool win the transfer window
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>>77915788
Only when they suicide
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>>77915828
Our Year La'
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>>77914594
Of course you do
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>>77915808
moyesposting was too pure
I pray he returns to the prem one day
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>>77915808
I miss Moyes
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>>77915828
Is this a meme or are liverslips this cringe?
>>
Goethe said people overestimate the importance of their own times.
Anyone who considers a current player like Messi or Ronaldo to be the GOAT is not only wrong, but also very selfish.
>>
>>77915878
Fuming ABL. Bet your an Arsenig lol
>>
Do people unironically rate Naby Keita?
>>
>>77915891
yep definitely a meme.
>>
>>77915889
It's Liam Brady
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>>77915808
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>>77915899
As of several hours ago, yes
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>Sone Aluko
>£7.5m forward
Are Reading on drugs? This cunt was bang average in Scotland.
>>
>>77915899
now that he's a Liverpool player*, he is best in the world. Also Coutinho is shit and isn't fit to wear the red and white. also Id only accept £140m for Coutinho he is that good
>>
>>77915914
>Hull let him go for Janny's salary
JUST
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>>77915665
Does it really matter?
>>
>Liverpool won the league whilst no premier league football was played
really made me think
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>>77915912
>>77915919
But he coming from the same league that was dominated by Theofanis Gekas and Joel Epale.
If he was really good he'd be at Bayern Munchen by 1st of July.
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>>77915910
>moyes
>>77915865
>>77915877
He really united us all.
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>>77915950
>that was dominated by Theofanis Gekas
Gekas is unironically an alright player though.
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>>77914304
>tfw I legitimately forgot we signed Lindelof till your post.
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>>77915950
>>77915969
ex-pompey, of course he's quality
>>
>Chelsea have been linked with a surprise move for wantaway Leicester winger Riyad Mahrez.
Kante/Drinkwater/Vardy/Mahrez
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>>77915950
I rate the nu-nuri sahin
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>>77915889
Goethe doesn't know shit la the stats speak for themselves
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>>77915024
I think the same when I think of Gabriel, they only signed him like 2 seasons ago and he looked decent.
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>>77915889
Goethe also wrote a book about a whiney cunt, meant to mock the Sturm and Drang generation, who then became revered for being a whiney cunt, so what does he know.
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>>77916001
mahrez is on his way to arsenal mate
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>>77916033
de bruyne
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>>77916033
Heung Min Son
>>
>>77916045
Holy fuck
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>>77916033
Klinnsman mate
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>>77916033
Bobby Firmino
>>
Couldn't even tell you what nationality naby keita is haha
>>
>>77916033
owen hargreaves
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>>77916033
hargraves before he died
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>>77916033
Mane
>>
>>77916033
Firmino
Mane
Can
Matip
:^)
>>
Fuck off i'm bored now
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>>77916066
equatorial guinea
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>>77912731
desu, if I lived in the U.K. I'd be eating M&S every night.
I'd also be eating digestives while browsing /trans/
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>>77916033
Pep
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>deleting the post
Literally why
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>>77916087
m&s is completely overpriced
awful portion sizes
>>
>>77916087
Just eat some M&Ms instead
>>
Nouha Dicko to Hull confirmed: https://twitter.com/HullCity/status/902591686655836160
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>>77916087
M&S serves the same food that Asda has, just repackaged
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>>77916085
God how I wish this was true
>>
Christ, I fucking love how many threads are dangling going into deadline day
It's fantastic
>>
>>77916118
keep telling yourself that when you eat your vomit balti you benefits scrounger
>>
>>77916140
when was the last transfer window with so much potential final day carnage
>>
>>77916118
This, the real top tier stuff is reserved for waitrose
>>
>>77916141
Had a friend who worked at a meat packaging company, its all the same stuff la'
>>
>>77916072
>>77916070
>>77916064
>>77916048
how many trophies they won lad since they left?
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>>77916183
What this guy said. Chicken breasts all come from Poland.
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ITS MOTHERFUCKING CHEEKY NANDOS TIME GODDAMNIT
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>>77912769
NEET scrounger mate
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>>77916213
Get yourself a treat. A Mcdonalds or something mate?
>>
can someone screenshot the post that was deleted? please and thank you
>>
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>>77916209
>when klopp signs lemar on deadline day
>>
>>
>psg keeping within the laws of the game tpo challenge the barca and real monopoly
WTF I LOVE PSG NOW!
>>
>>77916235
Go away
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>>77916235
>Wait has a good player ever come out of bundesliga to epl
>>
>>77916248
uhm.. okay?
weird
>>
>>77916235
>Wait has a good player ever come out of bundesliga to epl
>>
>>77916241
It's PSJay
>>
>>
>>77916254
>>77916257
thanks, lads :^)
>>
>>77916241
This. PSG are the ultimate good guys this year.
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>This stops the Real Madrid
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>>77916241
You mean LFC???????
>>
>>77916275
literally funded by a corrupt oil slavestate
>>
>>77916291
Aren't all states corrupt?
>>
>>77916291
Funny coming from a Brit, leave out the oil and you have the foundations of your country
>>
>>77915953
It really was a fun time
>>
>>77916141
You can buy fresh meat from Asda, you dopey cunt.
>shopping at Asda =/= ready meals
>>
>>77916306
level of corruption is not binary
>>77916316
actually the UK was the one that abolished the slave trade, Qatar are one of the countries trying to bring it back
>>
>>77916316
>the UK was founded as a corrupt slavestate
You wanna elaborate?
>>
>>77915687
He wants three more brown envelopes.
>>
>>77916330
what? you go a butcher for fresh meat
>>
>>77916335
British empire
>>
>tfw no news in the last hour
>>
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2017-08-29 07:06:30
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Dicko joins Slut's team
Fuck me, might actually not have to put children on the bench at this rate!
>>
>>77916342
actually i go to your mum for some fresh meat
>>
>Liverslips actually fell for the IndyKaila VVD plane and Lemar transfer happenings
kek
KEK
K E K
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>>77916367
you'd rather have news about losing 3 starters?
>>
>>77916357
Slavery was abolished in the empire in 1833, and that's not the foundation of the UK.
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>>77916357
empire is a fraction of the history of thiese islands m8, we're not america.
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>>77916390
Roman empire
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>>77916410
Predates the UK by about 1500 years. Are you just mentioning random things in the hopes you'll be right?
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>>77916430
You know i'm right about what that guys insinuating
>>
>>77916379
>ABL's once again setting themselves up for humiliation
you will all look very silly when the dual VVD+lemar announcement happens
>>
>>77916458
Unlikely considering it makes no sense, England, never mind the UK, wasn't even unified during Roman Britain, but he's pussied out so we'll never know.
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>>77916489
>when the dual VVD+lemar announcement happens
>when
>>
https://en.as.com/en/2017/08/29/football/1504029109_393744.html
SE
QUEDA
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>>77916502
More talking about the british empire, the roman empire did help shape britians future though and was based on slavery
>>
>>77916370
Is that Victor Anichebe?
>>
>>77916518
>https://en.as.com/en/2017/08/29/football/1504029109_393744.html
Getting a virus warning la'
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>>77915865
I miss him.
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>>77916321
What happened? Why did he get so many responses?
>>
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>>77916547
>Thiago's shirt number
Swear they did it on purpose
>>
>>77916554
Last minute equaliser by Fulham I believe
>>
>>77916574
Was that the one where they kept crossing to fellaini over and over? That was fantastic
>>
>>77913984
It's four times
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micky_Hazard
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>>77916589
I'll try crossing, that's a good trick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkiKcazMsTY
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p-please buy him
>>
>>77916554
>>77916574
Yeah it was the Fulham game
>>
>>77916370
IRVINE WHEN
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>>77913688
He had highest potential in FM some years ago. I'm sure it comes from this.
>>
Seriously though, what the fuck is that arthritis ad about?
>>
>>77915278
thanks mate
>>
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>United fans actually think that everyone hates Man City for "buying" trophies
The reality is that everyone else in the country hates United for what they are...arrogant gloryhunters. God bless Sheikh Mansour, Manchester City FC and Aguero for what they gave us in 2012. United as the unstoppable juggernaut of English football officially died on that day, never to return.
>>
>>77916927
>United as the unstoppable juggernaut of English football officially died on that day, never to return.
As did Liverpool the moment the backpass rule was introduced.
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>>77916927
*blocks ur threory**
>>
>>77916927
This is the dumbest thing I've read today. However, the night's still young.
>>
>>77916954
lmao
>>
honestly dont know where united would be without fellaini
always makes the difference when hes on the pitch
>>
>>77916649
chrono cross is the best game ever made
>>
Man City vs Liverpool first game back. Gunna be fun when Liverpool get slaughtered and their hope dies.
I think United's true test will be this week as well if we beat Stoke away from home, everyone can't say we haven't been tested at all.
>>
>>77917123
Real test starts when CL kicks in and the matches start to pile up imo
>>
>>77917123
>Liverpool
>Losing to City
lmao
>>
>>77917111
Triggered.
>>
>>77917111
No its not
>>
>>77917123
they wont lose to City obviously.
the hype will only build, but its not going to amount to anything. Even the liverslips know this
>>
>>77916927
Thanks for me reminding Scholes actually said that. Lmao.
>>
>>77917123
how will Liverpool lose to City?
everyone knows Liverpool will beat City, even City fans
>>
imagine not betting at least all of your windows on liverpool beating city
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>>77917237
Shut it down Neil
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>>77917237
>tfw no windows
its a horror living in Liverpool
>>
>>77917123
literally seething, pathetic ABLs desu
>>
>>77917237
Imagine being from Liverpool and having any windows to bet
>>
>>77917237
Draw at best.
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>>77917363
o shit
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>>77917363
They are selling them for insane amounts by the dozen. It does work fine for them.
>>
>>77917363
>bald keita
>clearly has hair and looks nothing like keita
what did they mean by this?
>>
I come in here every single day, Ctrl+F "Spurs" and "Tottenham", and leave after it's fucking nothing
End the window now please and leave me in peace, I've had enough
>>
>>77917363
Welcome To Liverpool Thomas Lemar
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>>77917379
29m is a gift nowadays
>>
>>77917327
Top 10 anime villains.
>>
>>77917363
clearly spending the lemar money
they have accepted the latest liverpool bid
>>
>>77917404
He's going to roll over the Ligue 1 and they will sell him for the double next year.
>>
I hate summer lads
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>>77912784
Just looked it up. Would listen if he didn't write for (((((((((the guardian)))))))))
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>>77917395
you fell for the new stadium meme
enjoy the next 10 years of no signings as you try and pay it back
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I'm Madrid fan but I believe Deulofeu is better than asensio
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>>77917151
searingly hot take
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>>77917448
That's beyond retarded.
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Levy bought Wimmer for £5m
15 PL games later sells him for £15m
How the fuck does he do it
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Surprised no-one posted this earlier in the window: http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/liverpool-complete-signing-of-southampton/
>In the first major transfer deal of the Summer, Liverpool have completed the signing of Southampton for a fee believed to be in the region of £450m.
>Speaking at a press conference earlier today, Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp confirmed that the deal will be formalised on July 1st when the transfer window opens. He added: ‘We sent scouts to a number of Southampton games last season, and we were impressed with a number of different elements of the club – therefore we decided that the time was right to make a move.’
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MauledByTheTigers (ID: !!jawkONBJmdi)
2017-08-29 08:28:39
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>>77916718
Soon, he's been to Hull but has gone to Japan with Australia before anything got rubber-stamped.
Isaac Success is another one that seems to have stalled. I'd like to be wrong about Musa but I don't see that happening either.
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Isaac Success sounds like the name of an african warlord
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MauledByTheTigers (ID: !!jawkONBJmdi)
2017-08-29 08:33:28
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>>77917545
Kek, the hilarious joke on the fan forums has been "You can't buy Success if you're a club like us, but you can loan him".
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>>77917497
>It's not even The Onion
Waw
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quick rundown please my friends
qtinho, van dick, keita, etc., did they got transferred already?
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>>77917497
>believed to be in the region of £450m.
stopped reading there
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>>77917654
Coutinho isnt going anywhere. Liverpool isnt a selling club
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>>77917123
imagine your "real test" being stoke away
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>>77917327
You think someone would do that? Just go to Anfield and lose 4-0?
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>>77917672
thanks. who are they going to buy, then?
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>>77917672
>Liverpool isn't a selling club
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>>77912753
>clyne
>lallana
>mane
Yes those awful players didn't improve the squad
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>>77917698
thomas lemar, van dijk, asensio, naby keita (In 2018)
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41084876
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>>77917659
Southampton is worth around that much though
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After a relatively successful Champions League run last season, Monaco has made at least £150m, and could potentially make £250m more with the selling of Mbappe and Lemar. Has any other team had to deal witrh this kind of thing?
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>>77917756
>potentially
Mbappe is in Paris taking the medical and Monaco are already using Lemar's money to sign Balde
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>>77917731
didn't they already do that earlier in the window
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>>77917788
I just meant that it's not 100% confirmed yet
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Anyone got a website with a complete list of all transfers in the top 5 leagues?
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Liverpool isn't a selling club he said
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>>77917867
>lacazette money
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>binland
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>>77917912
and he would have got away with it if it wasn't for democratic Peru
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>>77917897
>>77917912
>>77917934
yeah noticed he playd for lyon. its good that its almost 500 replies kek
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>>77917756
That's exactly Porto's whole strategy.
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>>77917952
Why would you delete the post? Finland being beta as usual
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Just realised Wilfried Bony still plays for Man City. What the fuck is going on there?
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>>77917123
Liverpool don't lose against the top six, the real challenge comes when they have to face West Ham or Swansea
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>>77918034
swansea were going to buy him
but sanchez hasnt moved yet
the dominoes remain upright
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>>77917977
cos there was factual error there. but still monaco can easily achieve last seasons succes if they replace lemar properly. keita is at salah level. and they spent 50 million.
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someone make a new thread then
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>>77917585
>he goes on fan forums
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>>77915482
>indykaila
Literally an indian guy sitting in his basement making up rumours. Why the fuck would you give him ANY attention!? Kill yourself pl
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>tfw Mbappe don pass medical
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/sport-41077296
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>>77918127
Under "De one we dem de read well well": https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-40997001
>One woman for India don get permission from court to divorce her husband because im no gree build toilet for dem house.
>The woman wey dey for her 20's don dey married to her husband for five years, but na for inside bush she dey poopoo.
>Indian law dey only allow divorce for limited circumstances like beating or wicked behaviour.
>The lawyer for di woman tell AFP news agency say the judge say to dey make di woman poopoo for outside na one form of torture.
what the fuck is this shit lel
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>>77918084
I'll do it. What should the next thread be about?
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>>77918178
leaves
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>>77917965
that was the first team that came to mind
2004 cl and the euro 2004 + abramovich first big summer
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MUTHAFUCKIN NEW THREAD: >>77918330
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>>77916954
Did your dad tell you that? Where in Manchester was he born?
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>>77915828
VVD and Lemar are the only good buys. Liverpool squad is still only decent at best. Maybe a 4th place finish
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