heem

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Who is your favorite man fighter?

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<---Money

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>>77909456

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Reem bless and good night

Reminder:

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2017/06/19/tim-hague-dead-ufc-fighter-turned-boxer-dies-after-bout-in-canada.html

Stay in your fucking lane MMAnlets before you end up hurting.

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>when i finally stop hating schaub he gets irredeemably btfo and universally even more hated

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See this man right here? He would have murdered the face of your sport if he got into the ring with him. Stay in your fucking lane.

>>77909446
Friendship with Nate is over now Conor is my best friend

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>>77909514
I would double leg him and drag him into deep waters my man 100%

>>77909469
Horribly cropped webm. If you made it kill yourself Canada

>>77909514
Conor will knock the can out

wrong forum

this thread belongs in /r/manlets

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*throws a hook*
Think quick heem

>>77909539
*taps your chin*
*shadow realms you*

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>>77909539
*heems you swiftly*

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>heemed by struve
>wants to box anthony joshua
Cut the shit stipe

>>77909546
Jesus Christ his footwork is terrible. He literally just walked up to him and softly tapped his face. Joe Rogan did a favor retiring Schaub before he died in the octagon

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>Hey Anon, want to wrestle?

>>77909555
Because he knew stoner spic would Heem him if he tried anything

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>"i-its not like I want you to play with my fucked up roid clit or anything b-baka!

>>77909572
How do you play with a clit?

>>77909596
Gently

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>>77909596

>>77909596
Like with milky coins and salt

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>>77909649
Sucks to be you, enthusiast of rectal inercourse gentleman of sub saharan heritage

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So I guess Ngannou is off 215 and Ilir Latifi vs. Tyson Pedro is taking the slot

brrraaaapppppppppppp

>>77909689
Debating whether I even wanna illegally stream that shitshow ppv desu senpai

You pussies need to stop welching on your bet and fuck off to /asp/

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>>77909596
You don't

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>>77909722
Fuck off back to the potato farms paddy boy

>>77909697
Outside of Nunes-Shevchenko it could be an all-decision card. The PPV after the Mayweather fight was bound to be watered down but even so it's still pretty horrible

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For sure it was only fatigue for Conor

>>77909734
Joined isis and got killed in a russian air strike

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For sure, early stoppage wtf

>>77909737
>>77909753
>hits u with my composure
psssh nothing personaell kid

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>Oh so you a wrestler now

>Oh so you a boxer now

>>77909732
Nunes-Shevchenko will probably be a decision too, Shev has no power and is very risk averse so little chance of Nunes catching her clean with any big punches.

>>77909730
>>>/asp/
There's your new home.

>>77909753
yeah it was

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>>77909782
For sure, he was still standing wtf

>>77909787
wasn't even close to that, he was still standing and still dodging, dodged the last punch just as it was stopped.

>>77909795
>>77909787
mma is pussy shit compared to boxing, what is a good stoppage in mma is brain damage in boxing

>>77909795
So you'd really rather see him take brain damage before you admit he lost?

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Thoughts?

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who's the brandon knight of mma?

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You're at a party in the favelas and these 2 walk up to you and grope your bund

>Oi cutche boy you havey one very nice bunda, come lets go makingsexowith us togethers

What do you do?

>>77909819
>tfw spain is so retarded he cant even comprehend

hilarious kys

>>77909852
>"Big" John "To The Death" McCarthy

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYWQyKxgDaF/

>>77909876
>Reddit: Rory
>4chan: Robbie
glad this has been cleared up

>what is a good stoppage in mma is brain damage in boxing

>spainspaz replies with BOXIING IS MORE DANGEROUS!!!!

>>77909876
steroids, bacne, usada

>>77909546
wow this guy has zero talent lel

>>77909819

>starring in movies and shit?

Have to admit this one got me. :D
You poo in loos are funny sometimes.

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>>77909888

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USADA bless

>>77909888

remove dick from the burro

>>77909936

removo el dicko from el burro nowo amigo

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>mfw made some moor unboy three bois in a row

>>77909945
kek

>>77909953

stoppo fucko el burro, senor

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>>77909945

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>>77909966
>muh roider

>>77909975

if you're not spanish that makes the donkey-fucking much harder to explain desu

but you should not fuck the burro

>>77909765
I think Nunes will gas and get put away but you could be right.

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*pretends to shake your hand*
*violently heems you*
Heh, nothin personnel kid

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>this complete sperglord
don't even bother @ing me nigga

>>77909999
Nice quads my guy.

>>77909849
Job is job

>>77909975
>small norwegian flag in the background
what a cuck, won't even identify himself by his homeland

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I can't shake this feeling that Rockhold is gonna lose to Branch and end up in Bellator

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>>77910050
>tfw we might get Rockhold-Moose after all

i've been posting longer for you and would heem you if you ever got the balls to drag your pencil neck in my vicinity. Consider yourself lucky im not balls deep in your non virgin ass right now.

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>>77910050
>coldfrontin ass nigga, imma beat you like you stole something

>>77909886
MMAnlets that enter boxing get killed

>Tim Hauge

>>77910079
his fight against Jotko was fucking awful, Rockhold makes light work if he takes him seriously

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<--honda

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>>77910122

Goats:
Brock
Jones
Silva
Lawler
Pettis
Aldo
Cruz
Joanna
Ronda

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>brunson gonna heem dad kelly and machida back to back
What a dick senpai

>>77910143
future champion

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why are all the GOAT LWs asian or part asian ?

>>77910051

>triggered by literally anything

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>>77910162
They're not

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>>77910180
1. Aoki Shinya
2. Benson Henderson
3. BJ Penn
4. Kawajiri
5. Caol Uno.

looks bretty asian to me, my fren

>>77909446
Amazing how Schaub looks more retarded of the two. How does he do it?

>>77909603
Would PLATINUM have heemed Floyd?

>>77910127
>silva
>jones

Do these roiders seriously count? Are Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire and Pete Rose the GOAT baseball players?

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>>77910310
>ywn have a qt gf calling for you to elbow a man into the shadow realm

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Reminder the p4p #1 demetrious "mighty mouse" johnson is fighting at ufc 215 for the MOST title defences of all time, another massive accomplishment under the GOATS belt

>>77909737
if only he landed that last punch

>>77910384
>zero competition weight class
Sorry. He's a good guy, but I just don't care.

>>77910310
>*gets heemed*
>*dabs*
What did he mean by this?

>>77910384
>ducking TJ intensifies

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>>77910426
>ignoring his opponent Ray Borg
Guys a beast for sure, biggest threat to the title yet ijo (in joes opinion)

>>77910426
I can't stand the casuals who go ''just look how fast and agile they all are, they make the bigger weight classes look slow and stiff, if only they were the same size, muh p4p'', yea, no shit a bunch of toddler sized people are gonna move like hyperactive children, wgaf.

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>>77910426
>>77910437
t. butthurt lanklets

>>77910353

platinum lost boy status once he started letting his girl corner him desu

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>/heem/ dead as fuck right now

>>77910730
comfy slow heem

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>>77910798
Post boxing ppv heem is best heem

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Is it worth taking up boxing at 25? inb4 enjoy your brain damage - they aren't chute boxe, nigga, they aren't going to war every session.

I wanna get swole and just walk into a crowd and start swinging and knocking bodies to the ground stiff

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<---honda

>>77910856
not too late unless you want to go pro and have success

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>>77910856
Depends lad
Are you a manlet?

>>77909596
with your tongue young virgin springs

>>77910877
6'1" and I'm a [i]fat[/i] big guy. I'm naturally big though so I hope with the exercise it would give I'd be around 220 walking weight with the added muscle.

>>77910856

Easily worth!

Most people that age have several years left to even reach their physical prime.

>>77910905
I don't know if I would call 2-4 years 'several'

>>77910856
It's worth it if you enjoy it and you've got a drive to learn it as a skill of course, but if you want to get swole you gotta lift too

thanks for the encouragement lads. what should I wear/bring to the first class?

>>77910917
>>77910917
>I don't know if I would call 2-4 years 'several'

Several = more than two, but not many.

Pretty accurate if you ask me.

>It's worth it if you enjoy it and you've got a drive to learn it as a skill of course, but if you want to get swole you gotta lift too

Boxing will actually make it harder to put on muscle in the long term because of the focus on cardio and lactic acid training.

>>77910921
Regular training clothes/shoes and a water bottle. If you continue you'll buy any equpiment needed as you go along.

>>77909849
only god can judge me

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>>77910921
Conor Reebok fight kit
Make sure to do the hands behind the back taunting too, people love that!

>>77910921
just a sport t-shirt, shorts and sport shoes. Like you're going for a jog or something. No point buying all of the gear straight away.

>>77909546
this is why mma is not a real sport

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how do we fix holm before she retires?

she has the potential to go up to featherweight and beat that juicy fuck cyborg

but i'm afraid if she loses she'll heem herself after so many losses

>>77911161
either that or inaugural flyweight champion vs evinger

>>77911161
She needs to rework her meme striking, maybe a new boxing coach is in order

women fighting is barbaric, these are supposed to be mothers getting brain damage instead.

who's your favorite female fighter?

>>77911196
*jab+cross combos you then disengages for 3 rounds*

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>>77911206
Primary - Mackenzie Dern
Secondary - Rose Namajunas
Tertiary - Joanna

>>77911206
nunes

>>77911223
TSU TSU TSU

>>77911241
She even yells ISHZ when she feints. She's still a dangerous hitter, she just needs to develop a couple strategies for getting inside. After the Shevchenko fight she basically quit initiating

>>77911206
karen montes

>>77911270
She has to yell it otherwise they'd know its a feint dummy

>>77911206
fallon fox

>>77911285
Yeah I know, it's just funny seeing her standing in the middle of the cage yelling

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AAAAND NEW
WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
JORGE
GAINS BREAD
MASVIDALLL

>>77911223
Greg Jackson is the worst coach of all time.

People go there because he had success once (luck) and now they think he's the reason all those fighters are successful.

People that have a problem with the UFC right now:

Cris Cyborg Santos - Many reasons but got called Vanderlei Silva in a dress by Dana White on JRE podcast and it was all downhill from there.
Demetrious Mighty Mouse Johnson - Bullied into taking fights, threats of closing down his division, refusing to give him PPV points and a general lack of respect.
Diaz brothers - Both refusing to fight due to what they say themselves as laughable pay days and disillusionment with the "sport".
Cub Swanson - Just called UFC out on their "broken promises" after he helped them out in taking fights that weren't good for him.
Mark Hunt - Suing the UFC and Dana White for alleged corruption in allowing Brock lesnar to fight untested for PEDs against him when it's obvious to everyone else on the planet.
Anderson Silva - Recently saying he has been disrespected by the UFC.
John Fitch, King Lee, Mate Quarry - Class action law suit for the UFC being all round scum towards fighters.
Dennis Hallman, Javier Vasquez - Class action law suit similar to the one above.
Brandon Vera, Pablo Garcia - Class action law suit yet again.
Tyrone Woodley - Not being marketed enough.
Damien Maia - a BJJ and UFC legend being overlooked for title fights because management want knockouts.
Kajan Johnson - Had some balls at the fighter summit and told the Reebok spokesman exactly what he thought about the shitty sponsorship deal whilst some other fighters cheered.
Ben Askren - Correct. Not a UFC fighter but damn well should be. Undefeated and considered "boring" by Dana so can't even get a look in.

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>>77911310
*teleports around u*

>>77909497

Hearing how Nate Diaz thinks he is a fucking idiot was amazing.

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>>77911316
>refusing to give mighty mouse ppv points
No point if his ppvs don't sell dummy
And that dana comment on Cyborg still makes me laugh

>>77911316
Stipe currently isn't under contract and is pissed he got paid fuck all for his fights last year

Once and for all who is the best looking male UFC fighter?

Schaub, Rockhold or Wediman?

>>77911316
Cyborg isn't Santos anymore, she's back to Justino

>>77911316
>King Lee
>Mate Quarry
>Tyrone Woodley
>Damien Maia
Are you fucking with me

>>77911365
how is justino pronounced?

>>77911316
UFC does not have proper management for its newfound size. Happens sometimes when companies grow fast. They are not prepared for the expansion and end up with white trash like Dana White running the organisation, when everyone would be better of with professionals in management.

>>77911407
Juss Tee Know

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HOLY SHIT

SKINNY CONOR LOOKS SCARY AS FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQDkDW11iQU

>>77911423
i think ima need a brazilian for this cuz i;m pretty sure it's Who-Stee-No

>Shlob nearly breaking down in tears
https://youtu.be/INzNQA5cPo8

>>77911448
Is that from cutting or is he juts low body fat?

>>77911470
Schaub is a bitch

>>77911457
Portuguese isn't like Spanish. J isn't pronounced with a H.

We say Joe-zay Mourinho, not Ho-zay Mourinho.

t. half-Portuguese

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this 1.2 million watch though that mayweather was showing off embedded

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how the fuck do you even read the time

>>77911470
Schaub would fuck Nate Diaz in a street fight.

>>77911561
what makes you think that?

>>77911541
That is the ugliest watch I've ever seen and it looks like it's made from cheap plastic too.

Like those see through phones from the 90's

>>77911577
He has a CC

>>77911561
I gotta say I for sure disagree my man

>>77911470
Shuab vs Nate is the next fight to make

>>77911561
Yes, but who would win?

>>77911561
Nate

>better cardio
>better chin
>better boxing
>better foootwork
>better jiu jitsu

Swoob

>puppy fat
>dick sucking lips
>severe CTE

how does he win again sweety ?

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Floyd turned him Asian lol

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>>77911561
Oh for sure my guy

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>>77911641

>>77911640
>>77911577
>>77911600
>>77911653
Brendan Schuab gets knocked out by heavyweights. Not lightweights. He has 4 inches and 50 pounds on the guy.

>>77909764
how quick was that tap lol

Malignaggi exposed "The Notorious" for not throwing punches not because he was tired, but because he "quit" and wanted referee Byrd to end the fight.

"If you get tired you don't quit, I'm sorry," Malignaggi told MMAFighting.com.

"In MMA you can put yourself in a position to be submitted, not fight off the submission then you can tap out. There's a way to cop out in MMA, there's no way to cop out in boxing.

"You did not throw a punch for a minute straight while you were being assaulted.

"The bottom line is he didn't want to go out on his back, he wanted Byrd to save him.

Because if you don't want Byrd to save you, you'll show some signs of life, you'll throw a punch. You'll say, 'Yeah I'm hurting but I want to remain in this fight, I don't want to be pulled out of this fight.'

"He did none of that, he threw no punches, he was waiting for Byrd to stop the fight. He can say anything he wants, but he can't edit this video."

"He just looked for a way out of the fight," Malignaggi told Luke Thomas on SiriusXM radio.

"He didn't want to fight. The thing about boxing is you can't lie - the truth comes out. In the ring you're exposed for everything you are and everything you're not."

nce he's in a bad situation or a negative situation, whether it's in an MMA fight or a boxing fight, the guy punks out. He looks for a way out of a fight," Malignaggi told Thomas.

"He stopped throwing punches, he stopped fighting. Once he doesn't want to be there he stops fighting. For all the loudness and all the bluster he literally stops fighting.

"Fatigue comes into play for everybody ... at that point it becomes mental. The guy has no balls.

"He quit. If you don't throw a punch for over a minute, you quit buddy. You can explain it any way you want ... you quit buddy, you absolutely did."

"I don't like the guy, I never will like the guy, personally I think he's a scumbag," Malignaggi said.

KEK

RIP GOOB

>>77911680
You realize Nate Diaz walks around at 220? He was 200 while fighting Conor at welterweight.

>>77911680
He'd get choked the fuck out and butt scooting won't help him this time

>>77911707
>You realize Nate Diaz walks around at 220
No, don't exaggerate. He probably walks around at 205ish. schuab walks around at 240 at least and is 4 inches taller. Even if he was losing standing up nate couldn't defend a take down from him.

>>77911745
Nate is a bjj black belt of course he would take Schaub to the ground and put him in a gogoplata.

>>77911768
except in a street fight schuab can bite him, elbow his head however he'd like, and kick on the ground. Face it my man, this ain't mma. And even if it was schuab could muscle those noodle arms off of anything nate was trying.
You gotta be realistic about your bodies limitations.

>>77911791
What if Nate was carrying a gun?

>>77911795
see >>77911598

Could CM Punk beat Floyd in an mma fight?

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>>77911791
Nate wins any street fight by being a cholo gangsta from the hood.
Sneaker expert doesn't even have a crew besides homosexual comedian and mentally stunted child

>>77911829
Aight. This is a good point. Mess with one bean you get the whole burrito.

Let's fill up the old thread first
>>77906150

>>77911829
>nate and schaub are scrapping
>schaub is in mount trying to pound out nate
>nick comes out of nowhere with a pen and starts stabbing schaub in the back
>nate gets schaub in a heelhook

nothing personal, bitch

Hey guys, didn't we agree that we'd go to /asp/? Come on, let's head over there now!

>>77911807
No. Did you see his "footwork" in his fight against Gall?

Will Bisping fight the scariest man in MMA Yoel Romero after GSP or is he scared?

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>>77912026

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>>77912026
unless a boxer magically gets a one punch knock out (like mercer did) there's literally no way he could beat an actual fighter.

>nate I dont have a problem with you
>well I think you're a bitch

why does Scoob keep getting humiliated in public

is that a fetish or what

>>77912116
You think Schaub would start talking shit with a mentally retarded guy? Nate has about 8 brain cells left leave the guy alone.

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Why isn't Brian Ortega vs Renato Moicano on this list?

>>77912125
>Nate has about 8 brain cells left leave the guy alone.

That's about the same as Brandon

>>77912079
How is CM Punk an actual fighter? He has more MMA training than Mayweather but I doubt he could dominate him on the ground (especially if Mayweather had some time to train) and on the feet Punk would get absolutely laced.

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What does /heem/ think of /my guy/ Kevin "The Motown Phenom" Lee?

Does he beat Ferguson? He certainly walked through Chiesa without breaking a sweat.

>>77912125
unironically Nate bring more points in the conversation while Schaub brought some CTE ad hominem

>youll never train with these twinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6KnqnY41_8

>>77909596

Give it a cheeky flick and watch it wobble lad.

>>77912206
Funny bants, lame copying of outfits, haven't seen enough of his fights to have an educated opinion on that match up

>>77912206
He looks vulnerable standing. Ferguson will hurt him bad.

LADS WHY THE FUCK HASNT CM PUNK FOUGHT AGAIN ITS BEEN A YEAR AND NOT EVEN AN ACCOUNCEMENT

WTF IS HE DOING?

>>77912206
tony will destroy him fansperg dont get your hopes up

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>>77909467
>conor's best hit and it still wasn't hard enough to make Floyd think twice about walking Conor down

The absolute state of MMA striking

>>77912246
>>77912256
>not training alone with all the focus on your improvement
TJ had the right idea to go train solo with a good coach

>>77912316
>>conor's best hit and it still wasn't hard enough to make Floyd think twice about walking Conor down

Well that was round 1. He waited until Conor slowed down to start doing really pressuring him.

>>77912321
its better to train with a variety of people who know what the're doing so you get insight from different angles

also watch this classic gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG4JizjnnUY

>>77912354
It's amazing that Chad Mendes is the only Alpha Manlet to get USADA'd

>>77912398
skincream bro

>>77910190
1.jens pulver
2.bj
3.sean shrek
4.showtime
5.benson

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>>77910162
Why didn't Conor punch Nate in the thigh?

>>77912206
>He certainly walked through Chiesa without breaking a sweat.

Chiesa was unironically getting the better of him in the standup.

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Why was other thread abandoned at 379 posts???

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>>77912478
> showtime
overrated peace of shit

imagine being this attractive you can just stare at a girl and tell her she has nice eyes without being accused of rape and being jailed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Mn1ksGo5Y

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>>77912506
Didn't it have like a hundred posts from spainsperg that got deleted when he got banned as usual ?

>>77911225
Is this for the last LEGALPORNO scene ?

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>>77912557
>Spainsperg got banned again

lmao what happened

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>>77912568
It's for Pretty Woman remake, starring Platinum Mike Perry

>>77912540
He's a manlet though.

What's up with all the deleted posts ITT?

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>>77912485
Never noticed this before but Dern butts her at the end. Kicked her on the ground in the same fight.

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>>77912628
Isn't it weird how friendly is Mike with Tyrone ? This is from Platinum's own instagram by the way

>>77912614
Unironically curious what this position is called. Standing north-south?

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>>77912654
He does post a lot when he's not banned >>77912591

>>77912665
Foul early, foul often. What's the ref gonna do, warn you?

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>>77912698
DQ after one illegal elbow, ruining your greatest of all time record forever

>>77912832
All heart.

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>>77912832
Better cardio than McGregor.

>>77912667
real recognises real

how overrated is kevin lee

who is your favorite RETIRED fighter?

For me it's unironically Matt Hughes.

>>77912914

He's aptly rated

>>77912914
he's a good young athlete, he's not even in his prime yet

there's that one loss everyone shits on him for but he has done well especially for a division like LW

>>77912914
very

he got heemed by a jab once, cant believ people think he has a chance vs tony

>>77913044
>writing a guy off because he got knocked out once
did you do the same thing to garbrandt you ignorant dutch fuck?

>>77909532
big guy's judo is really rusty. He could easily turn into a throw with how much this little fella is charging. Or just meet his head with a knee

>>77913044
you know who else has no chance against tony ?

>>77913083
I bet he picked thomas almeida over cody.

>>77913098
conner

>>77913113
Conner macgregor will KO that bum

Wtf is a magiga?

>>77909551
You can literally see Stipe squinting from just having had his eye socket thumbfucked.

>>77913044
yeah i'm with you, tony will win

>>77913147
It's an Irish word for cunt

>>77913162
bold prediction there lol
almost everyone picking lee is doing it ironically not based on evidence

If you had a wrestling match with Cain Velasquez, how well do you think you'd do?

>>77913217
I think he'd be surprised my man

>>77913226
Really? I think you'd be surprised. I think he'd fuck you up.

>>77912827

You and I both know points aren't deducted nearly often enough. The Jon Jones foul was a 12-6, that's a forfeiture. A loss. I've seen fucking 3-4 warnings for eye pokes, it should be one warning and automatic point deduction for every offense thereafter. Same with grabbing the fence, these rules don't mean anything if you can get away with them 3-4 times before there's any consequences.

>>77911474
Cutting. He literally has no lips.

>>77913181
did i imply that it was a bold prediction?

i don't know who people are picking i just feel kevin lee has been overrated

>>77913246
The double leg would come for sure

lol the best fight on the card has been removed from UFC 215, thanks USADA, truly doing god's work of destroying the UFC

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Who the fook is this guy?

>>77913322
he would unironicly give conair a tough time

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>2 judges gave mayweather round 1

>>77913322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKY0JokT1Ao

>>77913347
reminder mike perry scared him at the fighter summit

i'm starting to slightly dislike shaub

Demetrious Johnson (c) vs. Ray Borg
Amanda Nunes (c) vs. Valentina Shevchenko
Neil Magny vs. Rafael dos Anjos
Ilir Latifi vs. Tyson Pedro
Jeremy Stephens vs. Gilbert Melendez

>the fight ufc fans around the world have been waiting for

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>>77913384
>slightly
He flat out LIED on Joe Rogan.
Literally fabricated an entire story even though he KNEW there was video evidence.

Why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INzNQA5cPo8&t=

>>77913390
>gilbert was cheating his entire career
>gets hired at espn alongside chael
so is he still cheating?

>>77913390
v solid main card

Bones vs bork in RIZIN calling it right now

Compare
>Cyborg
>Nunes
>Gadelha

to

>Jędrzejczyk
>Kowalkiewicz
>VanZant

Why are Brazilian women so unlikable?

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>Oh for sure Floyd let Conor hit him with a flush uppercut bro it was all part of his genius plan to win.

I mean yeah he let conor blow his load in the early rounds but people are acting like Floyd was in control for the entire fight.

>>77913431
that would be great

>>77913432
I like clawja

>>77913403
lol people give brendan so much shit
what's he's doing there is giving you some of the literal words being exchanged but also what his thought process was at the time
i don't think he's flat out lying

>>77913403
What did he lie about my man? Big Brown is an honest human bean. Sounds like ur just a h8er llol

>>77909546
How is it that Schaub always looks like his soul has left his body every time he gets a KO?

Nobody on earth looks as retarded as him after being knocked to the floor.

>>77913403
he tried to discredit Nate for having speech impedement and being socially awkward like many stoners

maybe he didnt know that a vid existed

>>77913445
He was generally in control, at no point was Floyd in danger of losing.

>>77913322
Stephens vs. Lobov is THE fight to make

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have you guys noticed how in the back dee always has his arm around artem

is it coincidence that conor's kid also looks like artem?

you heard it here first

>>77913521
>>77913535
Nate said Conor didn't win a single round because Floyd was just toying with him. Brendan got defensive. Nate said he didn't have any boxing knowledge. Brendan mocked Nate for getting BTFO by Conor. Nate got angry and called Brendan a bitch.

Now for Brendan's story

>Nate is irrationally angry because Brendan said Conor had a slight chance

I fucking hate Nate Diaz and I suck Conor's dick harder than Brendan does but he's flat out lying tbqh senpai

Robin 'Shill' Black getting absolutely BTFO in the article and the twatter comments.
https://twitter.com/Patrick_Wyman/status/902345575340720128

>A particularly insufferable segment of the MMA world got very into the idea that McGregor was going to “disrupt” the stagnant sport of boxing like some new killer app to an industry like taxis or grocery delivery. This was bullshit before the fight; it employed the same tricks and analytical fallacies as the marketing and PR campaigns for a Theranos or Juicero, full of buzzwords like “angles” and “innovation.” In reality, it was based almost entirely on a proud ignorance of the diversity and technical acumen that boxing already contains, and has contained for generations.

>>77913445
>Prefight
No one can take dat left, Conor just needs to land one
>Post fight
Conor landed 100+ punches, he did great

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>>77913445
>>Oh for sure Floyd let Conor hit him with a flush uppercut
>punched him in the shoulder to negate the power
>came forward to smother it
>it hit him in the chest first

oh for sure that was a flush uppercut my guy, conor was really in danger of winning the fight at some point maybe kind of

>prefight
Floyd can't finish his breakfast, Conor will knock him out his head's too fucking small, no man alive can take that left
>post fight
Can you believe that Conor lasted till the tenth round? Holy shit that is better than I ever could have imagined! EIRE!

Schaub on Rogan - "100 million illegally streamed the fight"

I mean, the estimate of 3 million was probably an understimate but where did he get 100 million from?

100 million is one every 3 americans illegally watching this fight online. Dubious claims.

>>77913590
It's the gloves nigga.
Take off those gloves and Floyd would start talking like his dad.

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>>77913590
Who are you quoting you little muzzie cunt. Not me.

>>77913554
Getting hit on the button defiantly puts you in danger of losing last time I checked. What if floyd had a shit-tier chin. As a fighter I can tell you we don't prepare to get hit on the chin, quite the opposite .actually


>>77913628
Are you denying conor landed a flush uppercut? Pretty sure It was a highlight in between rounds. But whatever clearly you are delusional lol

>>77913629
Before the fight started the sky commentators said over 1 billion people around the globe were expected to be tuning in live.

>>77913629
If Schaub sees a number he immediately assumes that it's wrong. This comes from having measured his dick once and not believing the numbers that he was seeing since they were so far below the average.

>>77913651
Talking out of his ass. That's all of North American and Europe. I know there's other countries but realistically only 20% demographically would be watching a boxing match.

>>77913650
>What if floyd had a shit-tier chin.
What if Conor knew how to throw a punch?

>Are you denying conor landed a flush uppercut?
Yes. It literally did not land flush. It his Floyd's chest first.

The only reason Floyd was not in danger is because Conor gassing was predictable. He would have won a decision otherwise. Max Holloway would have UD'd Mayweather.

>>77913586
based Dr. Pat BTFOing the pseudo intellectual

>>77913665
All you need is India and China to give a fuck and you're golden.

MMA is most popular in the 3rd and 5th most populous nations on earth. If you get the 1st and 2nd on board as well I don't see 1 billion being too crazy, even with it being 6am throughout Europe.

Do Indians give a fuck about boxing? Do the chinks?

>>77911311
He's good at gameplanning but not actually making his fighters more skilled.

>>77912533
nope

>>77913674
>The only reason Floyd was not in danger is because Conor gassing was predictable.

Also the part where Conor has no idea how to transfer weight into his punches.

>>77913679
>b-but muh Uber! muh air bnb! muh Conor

>>77913723
Nup, his arm punches were enough to UD Mayweather if he could have just kept the pace.

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>>77913690
Indian and China like cricket and ping pong, also basketball. Not really into combat sports.

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>>77909497
rip rick piano, i crey evrytiem

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kek

>>77911541
>>77911553
>>77911579
t. poor team

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>>77913758
>Not really into combat sports.
Umm Sweetie...
They're kind of famous for them.

Still pretending to be a sport, huh?

>>77913779
Bruce Lee was from Hong Kong my guy, but I get your point, China and Japan did invent martial arts but they don't do them competitively, at least very well.

It's like the Chinese also invented pasta but you don't go to China for the best spaghetti my guy.

>>77913690
>Do Indians give a fuck about boxing? Do the chinks?

They have both made strides in amateur boxing over the past 15 years or so, but it'll be a long time until they're competitive in pro boxing at the current rate

>>77913766
>>77913586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rCzCAJJcA
>Glam rocker
>fighter
>combat sports analyst
Is there anything that Robin Black can't do?

>>77911690
when you know you know. it was sunk nice and deep below the chin. No way he doesnt go lights out from there

>>77913834
>China and Japan did invent martial arts but they don't do them competitively, at least very well.

Japan is one of the strongest boxing nations, it's just that their best fighters tend to weigh <130 lbs so Westerners don't bother watching them

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>>77913846
holding down a job