>Childhood friends become 2 of the richest athletes in their

>>77908763
The same reason you weren't good at sports.

Daddy didn't toughen you up and Mommy didn't love Daddy, so you always saw the "dominant" male of the house in an emasculated setting.

You went to practice, and tried, but the first failure or glimpse of being weaker than the rest frightened you and you had no way to cope given your weak family situation.

You likely didn't even go to the next practice, and then you turned on the video games and later on found 4chan.

literally and figuratively who

Cause you didn't have friends

>>77908763
who?

>>77908800
Dat projection tho

>>77908800
what kind of shitty parent lets their kid quit after one practice? one time i convinced my stepdad to play along with me pretending i vomited so i could skip a fucking optional batting practice in elementary school. my mom still made me go.

>>77908824
Phil Mickelson & Tiger Woods

neither of this is puligod

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>>77908800
And now I'm contemplating suicide...

>>77908763
What sport does McCauley Culkin and Matt Damon play?

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>>77908800
>>77908882
Wew lads. Literally all you had to do was TRY, Skeeyup was raised in a house with no father, a litter of niglets, and one grandma. I'm not saying you had pro potential but quitting prep sports? That's just sad.

>>77908763
>Why weren't my friends any good at sports?

I wonder if your "friends" ask the same thing about you lel