/tennis/ doperova edition

COMMIES BTFO EDITION

>>77906603
That is an attractive female.

Is she related to Kate Upton? They look like they've been bred by Frigidaire.

>>77906603
You might not like it, but *that* is how peak doping looks like.

>>77906603
Shit. Her body looks like mine.

Guys, what is sex with a tall girl like?

>>77906603
T. O'Reilly McGregor

>>77906674
How you doin?

>>77906675
Awkward, uncomfortable, not worth it. Leave it for the chads

>>77906674
N E W Y O R K
E
W

Y
O
R
K

>>77906692
F-fine

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Serena would bootyblast either of these sticcs

>>77906675
Im 5'11 and recently had sex with a girl about 6'5.

It was kinda uncomfortable for me but she said she enjoyed it a lot.

I liked the long legs and everything but at the end it was awkward.

She was chill but it was kind of more awkward in public so we only went out twice.

HALEP MAD AS FUK

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>>77906741
For the love of all that is holy, man

>>77906741
She scares me

Yearly reminder that Halep is ourgirl https://streamable.com/9rx0i

>>77906741
literally NO ONE wants to see that shit

>bagel in the last set
Would it be worth the extra 40 minute wait, friends?

literally all halep needs to do is learn how to hit a consistent, reliable body serve to her opponent and she would win 6+ grand slams
>>77906781
this

GET DROP SHOTTED GYPSY

BASED

>returning a 5 mph shot for a winner at the net is noteworthy
Thanks, WTA

Got off work and just finished dinner a couple minutes ago

Where have all the Halepfags gone

>>77906840
Still here lad

Eurosport commentators saying Halep is pretty much dead and buried at a break down. Fucking idiots man

>>77906856
georgie boy where do you work?

>>77906675

you can do standing + shower sex easier

womanless are much more fun though

>>77906871
It's opposite here at ESPN. They're adamant that Halep "is only down 1 break and is still in this"

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Can she take on Mayweather?

Fell asleep on the couch, what did I miss?

>>77906874
London :)

Why is Halep's skirt so short? You can see her undies.

>>77906895
in hospitality? ;)

>>77906887
she would spinning backfist KO that midget in round 1
#FACTS

>>77906909
Marketing n shit senpai

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Oh yes, glad to see Masha

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>>77906887

>>77906926
>>77906926
me das dinero por favor

>>77906953
Kek Im poor af

>>77906989
>vives en London
>poor

>>77906887
> boxing fans will defend this

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>being a womanlet and being ranked number 2 in the world
>women's tennis

ESPN wants Sharapova to lose so badly lmao

>>77907024
>thinking ranking correlated to skill in womens' tennis

>tfw never been 2 best city in the world (new york)
>tfw never been 2 GOAT 10is tournament inna world
>tfw will always be a flyover cuck
eel s ba d ma n

Ha ha! Time for Zverev

>>77907058
>jew york
>best
please be bait

>>77907058
>>tfw never been 2 best city in the world (new york)
It's dirty as shit and it's filled with chain stores. Just go to a local strip mall and turn your head and imagine them as buildings

>>77907058
>>77907076
Seriously, it's not worth it.
t. Jew Yorker who wants to get out of here

>>77907058
>flyover
You narcissistic faggots from the east coast are -- quite literally -- laughably insecure.

How typical of Maria to smell blood when she's down love-30

>>77907094
People always say that about the city they live in though, although I'd recommend London it's quite nice apart from the terror threat and acid attacks
t. Lived here all my life

>>77907094
t. kc deblasio
>>77907112
>flyovers in charge of reading

>>77907119
It's the most dangerous lead

IDS HABBENING

masha looks good against someone who can only push

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Please no break

>>77907136
lel

Fuck sake
Druggy whore doesn't deserve to be here

MARIA!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH !!!!!!
<33333333333

Gypsy absolutely, unequivocally, unanimously BTFO

Fuck! The hot good girl always loses

>the milky-deprived city of Halep

>>77907164
stay mad cuck

>>77907127
But New York is actually a shithole. LA wasn't even that bad in comparison
t. lived in canoga park

i'm crying:') i love her !!!!!!

Based Masha

>it is halep's time to get world number one spot
>loses
honhonhon

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HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO HALEPFAGS BTFO

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee. Fuck this doping flat lanklet

crocodile tears

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>>77907176
>hot
>good

>THERE ARE PEOPLE ITT WHO ACTUALLY THOUGHT HALEP HAD A CHANCE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHA

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>womanlets

I want to ______ Masha

>Jew York City Liberals cheering for a cheating Russian
The irony is palpable

She sounds white, where is her checkslovia accent at

it's zverev time boys

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>yfw shartapova withdraws before her next match

>>77907212
hug !

>>77907223
burn the witch

>>77907212
give the natty lickaroo to

>>77907216
same with the miami crowd costing kyrgios against fed

>>77907218
She grew up in the US

>>77907237
That's bullshit. He either clutches at his knee or blames the crowd when he's losing

masha is a class act. literally the best

SOROSTY CRYSTALS

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>>77907221
Who here Team Aryan?

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>>77907196

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*blocks your path*

>>77907259
>slavs
>aryan
Go back to studying for your SAT

>>77907259
He is a slav. How will hitler fags ever recover?

>>77907247
>le pretends not to care about tennis when he loses man

>>77907205
>low test roastie-lover detected

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Here /tennis/ I found someone for you to laugh at

halepfags blown the fuck out. thanks based masha for eliminating that wretched quasimodo face so i can enjoy the uso without puking

which is the most baddest laptop available?

Is no one else wondering why she doesn't sound like a Slovak? Fucking rip off

>>77907291
>reddit screenshots

>>77907295
She grew up in Florida. Russian government sponsored her to train in America I believe

>Sharapova ends the night on her knees and in tears.
Wew

>>77907304
Russia Russia Russia

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>>77907274
>>77907267
Basically anything on the pro circuit is better than this nog winning

Thanks Murray for destroying the prospect of a Nadal-Federer final you bloody selfish cunt. Withdraw earlier next time.

>>77907291
tienes que volver ese

>>77907314
>he doesn't root for the underdog

look mum, i 'said' nog

>>77907327
That's not a dog, though. It's a monkey

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>>77906887
Already destroyed him

>>77906603
post moar pics of her OP

She sounds like a white female version of Tiger Woods

>>77907350
when will they learn?

>>77907376
you cant learn height you brainlet

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>>77907351

>>77907349
haha racism amirite

>>77907385
it's skulllet

>>77907404
t. lanklot

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Holy shit you would think Masha got caught with the cream and the clear with the crying on twitter.

People are such drama whores.

Zverev is gonna get BTFO'd by KANG

>>77907316
it was smart by him tbqh, means they can't get max points

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Laughable amounts of damage control on Reddit

>>77907436
>>77907436
literally fuck off back there you absolute fag

>>77907445
I can browse both there and here and there's nothing you can do about it you pig

>>77907385
t. manlet

>>77907445
unironically this

>>77907460
t. peru

Zverev /fa/ as fuck

King's actually done pretty well on outdoor hard surfaces. Beat someone in the top 100, and took a set off of Monfils. He then got dunked on the rest of the match, but still.

>>77907501
I literally share all the opinions of this board, I just go on the subreddit for the more straightforward information. Dunno why blind hatred is cool but whatever boosts your epeen I guess

can we all agree women's tennis is a meme and you just want to fuck/lick their feet/cuddle/whatever you are into with the cute girls

socks ffs

Barbados has a cool flag

>>77907529
I'm pretty sure we all say and admit that openly. Why are you even talking about women's tennis? The men are playing

>>77907529
I'm gay so nod really

>>77907546
They also have a cool hurricane season :3

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Just when I thought they were done with boring baseliners like Murrie and Djokoshit

>>77907294
no geeks here?

>>77907529
watch it for the 10is and the qts

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>>77907574
f-f-fuck you I'm literally stuck in my house
I can't even leave for groceries because the roads are blocked off for flooding

bsr pls go

Zverev's USO outfit is pretty bitchin ackshually

>>77907584
This hurricane was overrated desu they made it sound like was going to be Katrina 2.0

>>77907597
The entire Pharrell collection is honestly very nice

>>77907584
Need any supplies? I could help you get water :3

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>zverev attempts to play the net.gif

>>77907599
It hasn't really targeted my area though so I'm hesitant to agree with you

>>77907612
No but thank you. I am fairly stocked up on essentials atm

king's got a decent return game

>>77907620
Let me know if you change your mind. I have plenty of empty buckets

>>77907615
lol

>>77907622
you mean KANG

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>le lose in the R128 of slams man

>>77907633
checked, very nice

>>77907633
>le can't into best of five man
>le can't play out of clay man
>le inferior babby man
>le cry in finals man
Federer only has to beat Kyrgios and his own back and he wins.

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SHARAPOVA IS A C-CHEATTT FUCK YOU USOPEN
I-IF THIS WAS SERENA OMG SHE WOULD BE GETTING KILLED MARIA IS A CHEAT

>wear long sox
>feel self conscious about long sox
>play shit

GO KING

BLACK POWER

>>77907655
I would certainly be thinking this way if I were Zverev

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>KANG
Random bix noods I walk past on the street look more athletic than this guy

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peace out halepfags

>le slavic lanklet

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>>77907654
GET FUCKED GYPSY FAGGOT

>Jew York going apeshit for the black player

>>77907654
Meh she'll pull out out before the end of this

That box has less teeth than most family crypts after a century

>>77907577
Anything lenovo is trustworthy and gets the job done. Most companies dole these out since they rarely break and don't come with jewish bloatware.

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You are now aware Zverev has never beat a top 50 player in a slam

Really wish professional athletes would pay more attention to their teeth :(

Kang absorbs Zverev's pace pretty nicely doesn't he

>3-1
>21 min
Is Nadal playing?

>pharrell in zverev's box
lmoa just lmoa

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Someone end this game, please.

I'm saying Zverev in four after the first three games and this ongoing one

lmao shitty approach, that was so fucking dumb

>that pass
wew

Zverev is getting rekt at the net

>>77907755
I'm gunna say he'll make a cumback

>>77907777
c-confirmed?

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just bumped the 5 other masha threads. feels good man

>>77907777
Yeah, I'm saying Zverev loses the first, wins the next three. Thanks for upping the dubs to quads, though

Checked

>>77907803
>>77907827
I jinx everyone doe
t. master jinxer

>>77907827
>>77907777
Oh wait, I'm retarded. Did you mean in this set?

Zverev hitting some horrendous backhands

kang collapse

>the island of king

>>77907820
she's starting to look old

Kang sits way too far behind the baseline.

we wuz wta n sheit

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>3 breaks in the first set
It's like the women's match never ended

>>77907577
just get anything with decent specs for the money and throw debian on it

>commentators saying how king will be fine in futures or challenger tournaments
top kek

i actually like kangs groundstrokes on both sides. super fluid

>>77906675
Her vagina tastes like almonds but she's the best part of six inches taller than me and there were times when our bits just didn't interlock right. Great in doggy though

>sashit zverev

>complaining about not calling it out after it was over the net
God I hate slavs

King is not bad tonight

it's in? holy shit

>King picking his teeth in-between points
Is he gonna grab his crotch next?

*bites your necklace*

Anyone know where to find detailed, live stats about the match? I want to know Zverev's first serve percentage. It's gotta be terrible.

>>77908067
The USO site.

Kang looks gassed

>>77908077
Well, I'm an idiot. Danke

>49% first serve percentage
Welp

>>77908049
kek he just grabbed it howd you know?

>this is your 4th seed of the tournament

>dat passing shot
WE

amazing passing shot

>>77908113
Same way I know water is wet. Overwhelming, documented evidence and past experience

>the slavic diaspora of zverev's overhead

>fistpumping in the face of a qualifier
lmao just lmao

this first set has been so bad jesus
somebody win already

>le bitch to umpire every two seconds man

what a ballsy play.

lmao sashit btfo by let cord

>can't handle a slice body shot
This is who a top player is almost losing to

>kang
holy shit... a df on set point

Kek too much pressure

>11/9 tiebreak
Slavs can't melt steel beams.

>we wuzn't kangs

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>the future of tennis

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>1 set done
>with at least 2 to go, and possibly 4
I have work in 6 hours, you fucks

>>77908279
>he doesn't work from home

>>77908277
>both have more unforced errors than winners
And Zverev is on pace to hit more than 50. I remember when Federer hit a little more than 50 at the Australian semi-final a few years back. I had gotten up at 3 am for that and I was pissed.

>>77908312
People who work from home are always the first ones to get cut once they start downsizing

>the guy cursing at Zvedev was that smarmy slav in a grey suit from earlier
pottery

>>77908336
I'm a freelancing translator so I don't have any boss to ''downsize'' me

>letting a ginger be a ball boy
This is how the plagues start

>>77908358
What languages do you translate?

Nothing comfier than late night us open matches

>>77908388
leaf and French

If I knocked off for 3 hours, do you think this might still be on when I got up?

>>77908388
French and english

>barely beating a qualifier
>the dilapidated mineshaft of the zverev hype train

Why is the match still ongoing?
Was there rain?

Who is favourite to win the mens US Open?

>>77908770
Nadal desu.

>>77908775
How? I mean he's been awful so far during the HC season

>>77908775
>tfw when you switched to the spanish espn stream because the english commentary was so terrible

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this black man is awful

>>77908795
He wasn't good at the American Masters in 2010 but he was in great form at the USO even with his joke draw included.
But I doubt he'll win this one.

>>77908277
Napoleon Dynamite can't be #1

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>struggling this hard in the first round

This 2nd Adidas set isn't so bad

Look at all that flab on black guy's legs. He's totally unaesthetic

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Can tennis just be canceled? No one is ever going to be as good as the Big 3

When does the bracket get updated?

>>77906741
Thicccccc

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>ladies, transgenders and gentlemen, your 2017 US Open champiooooooon... JOOO WILFRIED TSONGAAAAAA
wat do?

>>77906603
I want to scissor with her

>>77909486
Bow down to the BBC

bottom half of bracket is fucked, no Ferrer no Kok. come on top half

BASED SHARAPOVA
I hope she breaks the asses of all the talentless girls of the world tour

>>77909103
Never

>>77909824
Apparently.

>>77909486
wake up

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>>77906675
>6'2"
>never had a girl taller than 5'7"

>>77906675
>never had a girl a tall
>a tall...
g-get the joke? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahhahaahahaha
kill me

>>77910205
breddy gud joke actually not bad at all

>>77910193
same but my wife agreed on building a house with 'two levels' of everything in the kitchen, bathroom and so on. Can't wait to start it all

>>77910205
10/10 got an audible 'heh' out of me

>american times

I hope you all enjoy having no Australian posters here.

Good players
11:00 Kypson - Menendez-Maceiras
11:00 Marterer - Young
11:00 Mayer - Gasquet (26)
11:00 De Minaur - Thiem (6)
11:00 Fratangelo - Karlovic
11:00 Sugita - Blancaneaux
12:30 Fognini (22) - Travaglia
12:30 Baghdatis - Fritz
12:30 Mannarino (30) - Berankis
12:30 Laaksonen - Del Potro (24)
12:30 Verdasco - Pospisil
12:30 Chardy - Monfils (18)
12:30 Troicki - Gombos
13:00 Kuznetsov - Lopez (31)
13:00 Cuevas (27) - Dzumhur
13:00 Daniel - Paul
14:00 Millot - Giraldo
14:00 Kavcic - Youzhny
14:30 Kohlschreiber (33) - Smyczek
14:30 Stebe - Kicker
14:30 Harrison - Berdych (15)
14:30 Struff - Dolgopolov
14:30 Nadal (1) - Lajovic
16:00 Safranek - Dimitrov (7)
16:00 Brown - Bellucci
16:00 Bautista-Agut (11) - Seppi
16:00 Jaziri - Monteiro
16:00 Bedene - Rublev
16:00 Darcis - Pella
16:00 Goffin (9) - Benneteau
17:00 Millman - Kyrgios (14)
20:30 Federer (3) - Tiafoe

Bad players
11:00 Kanepi - Schiavone
11:00 Kerkhove - Cirstea
11:00 Cepede - Gibbs
11:00 Tsurenko (28) - Wickmayer
11:00 Ostapenko (12) - Arruabarrena-Vecino
11:00 Svitolina (4) - Siniakova
11:00 Niculescu - Mladenovic (14)
11:00 Brady - Petkovic
11:00 Strycova (23) - Doi
11:00 Pliskova (1) - Linette
12:30 Allertova - Peterson
12:30 Rogers - Day
13:00 Osaka - Kerber (6)
13:00 Rodina - Bouchard
13:00 Jabeur - Minor
13:00 Townsend - Bogdan
14:30 Kasatkina - Wang
14:30 Kiick - Gavrilova (25)
14:30 Vondrousova - Kuznetsova (8)
14:30 Riske - Vandeweghe (20)
14:30 Radwanska (10) - Martic
14:30 Lisicki - Zhang (27)
15:00 Zhuk - Putintseva
15:00 McHale - Pavlyuchenkova (19)
15:00 Nara - Sorribes Tormo
16:30 Vesnina (17) - Blinkova
16:30 Ozaki - Lao
16:30 Maria - Kratzer
16:30 Brengle - Flipkens
16:30 Hibino - Bellis
16:30 Kontaveit (26) - Safarova
19:00 Mertens - Keys (15)

Back from my hiatus after that shitshow of a Wimbledon.
Anything noteworthy happened since then?

>>77910472
>Zverev and Dimitrov won masters
>Djoko & Murray are kill for the season

>>77910456
Why isn't federer the number 2 seed now murray dropped out?

>>77910506
apparently he pulled out too late so the draw was already finalized.

But i don't understand why other players suddenly got seeded afterwards and some matches were changed.

>>77910297
Is that supposed to be a consolation prize for having a manlet son?

>>77910527
>But i don't understand why other players suddenly got seeded afterwards and some matches were changed.
Nobody got seeded afterwards. Who got seeded?
When the second seed pulled out, the fifth seed replaced him. The fifth seed's place was taken by the seventeenth seed. And the seventeenth seed was replaced by a lucky loser.
At least that's what I've understood.

based maaha
based michael

>>77910491
Good god this sport.
I guess Memerev is the only one that can save us from Fedfuck20

I'm reading a book (for dummies hehe) that I borrowed from the library and it looks like someone took a bite out of a page

We need to solve poverty and hunger in this country lads

>>77910740
I told you that you indeed do use line breaks

I actually miss Murrovic.
The sport isn't the same without them

>>77910456
to chime in on some possible upsets

>Mayer - Gasquet (26)
the absolute shitty of gas-gay
>Verdasco - Pospisil
57ains elite no 2 lefthander with a big 4hand
>Stebe - Kicker
why the fuck is Stebe the heavy favourite?

t.4chin tipper

>>77910989
Kerber will lose

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how are halepfags holding up today??
>people thought she even had any chance against queen masha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... handily blown the fuck out

>>77911389
*loses to babos*

I went to sleep after the tiebreak. What happened with Zverev vs Kangz?

>>77911389
Pretty assblasted honestly.

This window she just had was probably her only real shot at a slam. She is a serious player who literally cut part if herself off to be better. I like Halep a lot and masha is a cheater.

>>77911389
based michael!

>>77911440
you're so right ... and she lost to my two favorite players ostagoatko and queen masha.. i almost feel bad for her but then i remember she is just a pusher with no weapons and doesn't deserve a major title. womanlets have no business playing tennis, is she ain't at least 5'10" she a shit

>>77911389
pretty suicidal desu, also i got 4 hours sleep because i stayed up to watch it. im having a very unproductive day

>>77911535
sounds like it's about time to find a new waifu

The USO website manages to be worse and more bloated than RG's.

>>77911544
>he thinks i only support simo
please that would be hell
>>77911557
its like they haven't updated it since 2006

>>77911544
current applications for tennisfu changes are closed

I approved Eqcuadors request to change his tennisfu to Mugu and he's been annoying me since

NO WAIFU CHANGES ALOUD AT THESE TIMES

>>77911580
That would be infinitely better, it looks like a 2017 website alright.

wish we had some webms from masha match. lots of nice points there

>>77911584
So we can request one in writing?

>>77911505
Serena is 5'9 you moron.

>>77911719
femlet can fuck off then

>>77911719
roids

imagine being a pusher in 2017 and actually thinking you'll win anything

>>77907522
they are absolutist retards.

wow starman was a great guy, i hope he returns one day to grace us with more dank mems like 'freedumb owl'

>>77911785
I'm a pusher and I win plenty. I won my city's tennis tournament twice. While that is arguably no amazing feat, it's more than you'll ever achieve in tennis.

>>77911825
i meant in the pro circuit pleb

>>77911825
>I'm a pusher
fag

>>77911837
I'm saying that I don't think you have a position from which you can criticize play styles with any authority. It isn't like people decide to be a certain type if player. They just do what their strengths allow them to.

>>77911886
>only people who play competitive tennis can state objective truths about pro tennis
get off your high horse buddy and accept the fact that pushers are meme as fuck(a la halep and yourself included)

janowicz just won a match on a challenger in italy, you think he'll make it to top 10 next year?

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>>77906603
giv tennis gf

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>>77906707
Hey that's not the ideal female body to a lot of guys and that's OK. It's not terrible either like being 300lbs so you're safe, you're still above average.

Your face, personality, how you carry yourself, kindness, compassion, that kind of shit is part of the whole package.

Some day some guy is going to see the light you shine and want to be in it as much as possible.

Then you're going to get married and he's going to get sick of your shit, and you'll get sick of his, but you'll still like each other and shit, and you'll stick it out and be all mature and shit and make it work and be super happy.

You'll always wonder what it would have been like with another guy, or fantasize about some guy you work with. But so will he! And overall it will be great and you'll have kids if you want them, and before you know it you'll be a grandma.

>>77911389
:(

>>77911698
Yes. You can pick a tennisfu if you don't have one already, which does not require approval. Only changes. Ecuador did it properly but I regret approving his request desu

>bracket results still havent updated
What are they waiting for?

>>77912291
for Dopeadopeva to be kicked out

>>77912327
HURT

>>77912363
I KNOW
*sobs*

We wuz kangz shouldda won that match last night

>>77912291
It's starting to annoy me.

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i'm so happy guys. even if you're a halepfag can you at least be happy for me and all the suffering i've endured and ridiculing on mashas behalf.. it's been a long road to get back and now we're finally here. tennis is saved

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it's nearly time for the queen and saviour of /10is/ lads

Why did Halep get rekt? Didn't watch.

>>77912791
sharapova was good, halep was also good, but sharapova was better

HAHA, time for Vuelta instead of tennis

I don't wanna work I just want to post on /sp/ all day

>>77912791
sharapova literally played better than she ever has. when something like her reputation is on the line she plays out of her mind

hows the Pen so far?
hav not watched a single match so far desu fám (friends and mates)

>>77913064
shite apart from the Halep - Sharapova match last night tbqhwy senpai

>>77913064
some good, lots of boring matches

>>77912761
>the queen
Mugu played yesterday
>the saviour
Fedora plays at night

Rate my multi lads:

Dr Ivo
Monfils
Gasquet

2:1 for these 3, some ebin value.

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>L-l-let's go L-l-inette

>>77913081
as expected

>>77913084
ne particular highlights 2 search for?

sad 2 see are guy Tennys is out already

>>77913155
Mischa Match was good

Has Thiem ever made out of the second round a slam that wasn't on clay?

>Thiem playing
>women on all channels

Aljona hitting BIG
hope she goes far this open

post alona pics pls. having trouble remembering stream pw>>77913259

>tfw alona/masha final
i'd pay $1m to watch that

>>77911910
It was even worse during Wimbledon, britbongs here were saying they disregarded my opinion because no Canadians played good professional tennis, all the while cheering on a scot and an aussie both posing as UK players. 10is can be quite delusional sometimes.

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>>77913259
ye

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>>77913303

>>77913331
CUTE

alona can rock that look.. halep not so much

2 estonians in usopen. pretty good. kanepi did not start well against sciavone though.

also ostapenko.
and masha, lol halep becoming a meme.

>>77913318
they're literally r*ddit

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>>77913350
kontaviet is our gal

>>77912587
>wta

how could anyone not rate ostapenko, i mean seriously

woul love to turn masha around and just shove my penis in her

>>77913382
i made a selfie with her after her win in den bosch. not gonna post it on 4chan tho.