/heem/

Will McGoober fight in the cage again?

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>Scahrb tries to help Nate sell his next Conner fight by going in front of cameras praising his performance
>this would have helped Nate since he beat him even worse than Floyd did
>instead Nate spergs out undermining the man that changed his bum life and could make him rich in the potential trilogy fight
why is he such a retard lads?

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*GADOOOSH*

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Kunitskaya vs Pa’aluhi
Moraandin vs Souza
Lehner vs Conners
Robbins vs Jacobson
Anderson vs VanHoose

Boxing > MMA

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Gadoosh

which one of you is Sippinon Mickeys

>goobs lost to nate
>goobs lost to nate again(we know the truth)
>goobs lost to a black 7th grader

10/10 hes suckered everybody out of money hes CM Punk tier

Never fighting again.

>>77906267
This. Who the fuck loses 3 in a row and is a "potential GOAT"?!

>>77906159
Nate won't bullshit to sell a fight like some retired podcast jockey.
Stoners have integrity.

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>sudden endless amounts of Conor hatered

I'll be back after he whoops Ferguson or Lee. Peace /heem/

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which USA gym should alexa grasso move to for career development?

>>77906299
relax dude it's just turby and he's had a rough week

>>77906320
Turby?

>>77906299
he'll never fight either of them

>>77906320
Have you been impersonated or are you autistic enough to carry the name "adan"

Khabib vs. Maia

Fight of the century???

>>77906299
But he's fighting Nate next. Or at least that's what his manager is trying to put together.

Conor wants NOTHING to do with tony and kebab is at the back of the line for being a retarded ramadanian.

Rousey vs. 10 Big Macs and 3 large Cokes

FOTN?

>>77906393
>ronda sitting on a couch, slowly opening and then completely wolfing down each burger while downing soft drinks to wash it down
Hmm...

>>77906366
Ins't khabib small? Maia is already huge for 170, it wouldn't be a fight.

>>77906246
As a sleep medication yes. Boxing is lucky nobody watches the undercards as people watching would all fall asleep and miss the main event.

>>77906393
>fight of the night
>it happens every night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMgk4v2hDQ0

>REMEMBER YOUR CAREER PUSSY

>>77906366
Would unironically be a good fight for non-casuals

>>77906450
Give any boxer 3 months of BJJ/wrestling training and I guarantee they would rekt in MMA

>>77906293
sure it's integrity, not CTE induced aggression and retardation

>>77906366
more like fuck of the century

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>>77906181
Hope you had a good weekend :)

>>77906474
you forgot to add "get" in there

>>77906474
Worked well for James Toney.

>>77906481
>The seething greek is back from his countries collapse into an austerity fueled hellhole.
C'mon man I already absolutely raped you yesterday, give up while you're ahead.

>>77906474
>turn a boxer into an MMA fighter and he'd do well in MMA!

He wouldn't be a boxer anymore dumbass

>>77906519
he said they have to train

>>77906497
>>77906498
Fights start on the feet

>>77906564
He did tons of cheeseburger curls

>>77906528
that wasn't me pal, just admit your stoner bf is retarded and works against his own best interest out of pettiness and bitterness

>>77906584
Like Floyd did to Conor :)

>>77906592
Floyd actually couldn't put Conor down I watched it.

>>77906346
no idea what you're talking about dude

>>77906474
This is actually true, maybe a bit longer though. Get insane takedown defence and only the elite wrestlers would cause them trouble

>Sage would wreck Floyd, Floyd doesn't know how to check a kick
idiots

>>77906579
>t-that w-wasn't me!
Pathetic.
Your country once produced myths and heroes and now all you have is brown skinned retards and debt.

>>77906668
Mike Perry would get fucking destroyed by any half decent boxer, so sloppy and open.

>>77906622
dude it is a lot harder to train wrestling than for a striker to train in boxing

>>77906679
yeah but what about a real fighter

>>77906474
A seasoned high school wrestler or bjj purple belt would still fuck up one of those dudes.

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>>77906622
>Anonymous Brit online gains insane takedown defence in 3 months with this 1 weird trick!
>Wrestlers HATE him
>Click HERE to find out his secret!

>>77906424
Khabib is a pretty big LW.

Like RDA, his ideal weight class is probably 165.

>>77906424
>>77906705
Khabib is kind of small in size, but he's very dense and likes to eat outside of camp so he gets up there in weight

>>77906718
I meant bone density, wasn't calling him daft

>>77906681
No it's not, I've done both. Grappling is piss easy compared to boxing

>>77906715
>m-maybe it will be funny this time

Also, Spain hook me up with the webm of Rory bullying Tyron please.

>>77906735
you say this like this scenario didn't already play out in the early days of the ufc

Everyone is suddenly attacking Eddie on instagram again, did something happen?

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>>77906780
>We both know only two or three people in these threads actually tranes, tourist. You're not one of them, you're a brittle coward like all boxers.

>>77906782
Bravo or alvarez?

>>77906809
Alvarez on his latest video, he's done nothing but suck up to Conor since his loss I feel a bit bad for me

>>77906735
BJJ is hard. The moves are easy execute maybe, but its hard to remember all the techniques

>>77906835
Nobody from Spain has ever been a good fighter

>>77906720
Canelo or GGG would murder any fighter in MMA. Your '''sport''' is a joke and on its way out while boxing has been going strong for 200+ years.

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Scub

>>77906889
they'd tap to leg kicks.

>>77906897
He's right though. Spain is cowards.

What was that Armada you had that was supposed to take out england?

Wannabe nigger right here but he's not even dark enough for that.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/28/16218846/francis-ngannou-is-officially-off-ufc-215

Ngannou will NOT be fighting at 215

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>>77906932

>>77906932
DJ vs Borg will do over 9 million PPVs

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>>77906932
that sucks

>>77906932
Just have him fight Steep at this point. All the ufc divisions are becoming bogged down and boring. Champs need to fight.

>>77906932
confirmed for 150k buys

>>77906941
>>77906970
What's crazy is DJ pretty much campaigned against himself and is now curious why he doesn't sell.

>>77906961
If I'm not mistaken, Stiopic is still sorting out his contract isn't he?
Dana said Stiopic was going to fight Jones, but I read something the other day that Stipe had no idea about a fight with Jones being on the cards

>>77906985
I just like seeing you spend 10 minutes typing out autistic rants.

It's hilarious and you literally can't help yourself.

>>77906982
Makes him even worse that he wouldn't fight TJ and acts like fighting Borg is the more honorable fight and not just easier for him to get his record.

>>77907006
He was trying to strong arm a better contract based off the presumption that he'd face jones was the last I heard.

He wants more money though, the goobs fortunes have gone to his head and he thinks he deserves the same.

Dude is a brick wall when it comes to logical thinking.

>>77907035
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75109578/#75110369

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13812405
http://www.strawpoll.me/13812405
http://www.strawpoll.me/13812405

>>77907080
Nate is his next opponent.

>>77907027
It's weird because though it was the better fight I agree with him. Probably because I think TJ is a stupid faggot who just wants to jump lines for title shots. But at the end of the day he wants that record and people (retard conor fans and their ilk) would probably do some mental gymnastics to mitigate the meaning of that victory.

This way if he wins he can easily angle a title fight in a higher weight class without being Dana's bitch like TJ is.

Anyone have the webm of that manlet midget fighting a normal person in the octagon?

>>77907128
>poocare
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75112517/#75112757

>poo

>>77907231
Actually if you keep spamming saying 'I won!" it makes it look like you lost and are desperate to save face.

Life lesson for free right there buddeh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKs1CwrXh8M&t=3s

Byrd should have let conor get ko'd or tim hagued. I feel people would be less inclined to talk about hypotheticals if that happened.

>>77907283
It would have saved the argument but not his brain cells.

I'd rather have fighter safety myself. you can always call retarded people retards.
Watching Tim Hague die was pretty sad.

Tell me about Spainsperg. Why does he act the way he does?

Demi Lovato just got her blue belt, she trains once a week for nearly a year now

People just stand there and let her practice on her, it's not legit. They started doing bjj in my city and I thought it was cool because i have to travel miles to train so I just box instead. Went down and my childhood bully was there, was really uncomfortable, he has 2 stripes at training 4 times. Place is shit, BJJ community is shit. People say its perfect for autists but its full of normies and "Lads lads"

Also Luke Rockhold still likes every single one of her photos

>>77907339
Man, I've loved Paulie this whole build up. I'd watch a fight between him and Conor for the trash talking alone.

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>>77907335
He's very hurt by Conor's defeat.
He'll be alright in a few days once he works off his frustration by spamming.

I like that he's Buddeh posting now though, he can't help but ride my coat tails.

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Hate Conor

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Least I have some new webms to spam now

Spainsperg fucks tacos and bet his burro that potato would win

ONLY DUBS CAN DENY IT

>>77907338
>Went down and my childhood bully was there,
That would be my worst nightmare

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>He thinks I'm smart enough to make my own webms

if this is the highest and best use of your time Spain must be in worse shape than anyone thought

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Post your boys

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>>77907565
miss the boy

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*Takes your title*

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>>77907587
*retires*

Goober is so incredibly desperate to duck Ferg and Khabib

I bet he'll vacate the belt rather than lose to T-Ferg

Conor had a kid and lost a boxing match just to avoid defending his belt

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is this an accurate representation of the money fight?

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Michael Bisping

>>77907682
Poland, I lost my Bisping pics. Do you mind doing a dump?

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You must be new, I post them almost every day

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<----Gooby!

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>>77907682

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>>77907683
I'm on Conor's side but I saw this coming a mile away.

>>77907705
Looks like an ahegao expression

>>77907629
He's kind of a genius with the way he's steered away from all the real challenges. If Lee flukes his way into a win I'll be pissed

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We gon' never ever change up
We gon' never ever change up
We gon' never ever change up
We gon' never ever change up

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>>77907692
No Im at my way to work

>>77907629
idk why because he'd destroy t ferg

>>77907721
>Do you mind
>No

That means you will dump them. Are all Bisping fans idiots?

>>77907731
>criticizing a foreigner's english

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>>77907109
>>77907241
>>77907384
/TMT/ for life

50-0 what else is there to say?

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>>77907743

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Who /tmt/ here? Yea we're on top of the world right now fellas.

>>77907794
terrible form

>>77907804
Because he's a gypsy who thinks they make him look smarter.

That's the actual reason too.

if conor loses the rubbermatch with nate at 155, what happens to his legacy? gadoosh?

>>77907794
>people who call themselves the money team and work 12 hours a day for pennies so that can buy expensive shitty looking clothes
HOWLING

>>77907812
and flushed

>>77907794
plz delete this picture of me you don't have permission to post it on /sp/

>>77907812
Still the FW goat

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>>77907794
There's no need to be upset

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>>77907794

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For sure Roy was just more composed my guy

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>>77907865

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>>77907837
>Still the FW goat

>>77907869
>*have black kid*
for sure joanna was just getting a tattoo my guy

>>77907869
Not the same filename loser

>>77907880
His kid looks just like Brendan, the curly hair comes from Brendan.

>>77907883
Yeah but it's still who you choose to associate yourself with.

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>>77907731
Shiet you got me on a techniccality

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>>77906182
Kunitskaya
Moraandin
Lehner
Robbins
Anderson

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>>77907884
for sure my man

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>>77907896
Do you have a crush on Yoel Romero?

>>77907896
look how wet she is

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>>77907901
for sure my guy

>>77907906
You don't even know what I look like.

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Back up due

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>>77907923

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>>77907923

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For sure I was just tired my man

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>>77907933

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whoa springsperg I just found the coolest video thanks to this thread

>>77907975
Everyone knows that's Tyron Woodley being interviewed, you fooled no one.

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>>77907946
>tfw Joanna is Joanna near me

In other new is Bob Cook the worst stirking coach in MMA?

Didn't he say Goobs could for sure hang in MMA after eddie got btfo'd?
>told everyone Aaron Pico was the best prospect ever.
>also predicted jones would lose to cormier
Is this guy ever right about anything?

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https://youtu.be/OQx5J4EP3gw
>i-i thought we were selling th-the fight
lmao

>>77908008
just like that time she was "being tattooed"

>>77908014
>hang in MMA
Boxing.

BOXING!

fuck me

>>77908029
Saddest thing is you probably actually didn't search for that porno but you had it bookmarked

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>>77908030

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>>77908048
Have some Cat Paw to make up for it.

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>>77908048

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in for the next lw champion

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>>77908071
>has to peek over some random goofs shoulder to get some camera time

>>77908071
is it multiple kevin lee posters are just you?

>>77908014
He beat eddie inside 2 rounds. McGregor can hang with anybody for a few rounds.

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>mcgregor makes more in one fight than the entire top 10 in LW made this year collectively

I don't think I would be on twitter talking trash.

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Did I mention I have Gucci shoes on?

>>77908096
Fair assessment.

>>77908103
I unironically enjoy Kevin Lee's bravado. At least he's calling him out and not being "he was the 2016 champ! I'm relevant r-right guys? ;_;".

>>77908115
Calendar wins again

>>77908103
Kevin Lee will end the McGregor meme for good after Nate is done with him

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>>77908129
calendar is a furfag, he loses for sure

>>77908146
prove it

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>>77908061
OK seriously though, non-meme answer - Cook is coaching those guys so no way in hell is he going to say anything bad about them no matter what the situation is. The jury is still out on Pico, he got thrown to the wolves with no amateur experience. Bellator was paying him to wrestle in the NCAA to keep him away from the UFC and it kept him away from MMA-specific preparation.

That being said AKA produces a lot of meme cardio boxers so I don't think he's a great coach, but their guys are really no worse than the ones working with Mark Henry or Winklejohn. There are an awful lot of meme striking coaches in MMA

>>77908149
he's already proven it himself, i'll ask you to lurk more

>>77908162
>no proof
What I thought.

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>>77908115
can you make this into a head please

>>77908162
Post the screen cap again for sure 100% my man

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>we n-never cared about C-conor trying to win a boxing match
>we didn't w-want that victory anyway
>boxing sucks, why would you want to box? stay in MMA where you can punch like shit and it doesn't m-matter

>>77908167
Calendar has you and I filtered.

>>77908164
leave the neighbor's german shepherd alone please

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>>77908178
>still no proof

>>77908159
>Cook is coaching those guys
Yea that was silly of me.

I'd agree though, seems MMA is still trying to find it's groove if you know what I mean. There's also a lot more shit flying at you so you have to have a really good range of skills or a dominant specialty.

>>77908176
probably just you

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>>77908187
>gay pokemon pic

>>77908171
that cameraman couldn't take the left

>>77908103
you get knocked out in the 1st or 2nd round though before he gets tired

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>>77908203
>and Hitler Bless
fuck I always suspected Springsperg was a white supremacist

>>77908143
if nate took the second mcgoobs fight more seriously it could have been him making 100mill

I wonder if all the weed was worth it

>spammer trying to get me banned
>I'm going on vacation in 3 days anyway

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>>77908242
where you going bro? san francisco probably

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>McGregor couldn't punch a midget retiree hard enough to stop him from walking forward

>>77908259
picksbro don't do me dirty like that

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>>77908242
based coral spergs, you're alright bud. Thoughts on the Nate situation?

>>77908253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2zANlbiywM

>>77908269
Don't be so easily fooled

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>McGregor's footwork was literally so bad that in a boxing ring he thought he could turn and run and not get punished for it

>>77908280
I think Schaub was just so passionate about the fight and proud of Conor that he did get a bit pushy with Nate, but Schaub did the right thing walking away and not escalating. Schaub did Nate a favor there. They both would've looked bad if something happened.

>>77908288
Name a cuter same sex couple

>>77908184
There weren't any serious, professional MMA camps until RAW and Alliance formed in the late 90s. That's about a millisecond compared to sports like boxing and wrestling which have been holding high level competitions for over 100 years. In some ways I think the training is in the same state the fighting was in during the early days when people were still experimenting with shit and there wasn't any kind of universal knowledge about what worked and what didn't.

>>77908293
>Schaub did Nate a favor there
>They both would've looked bad if something happened
brandon would have been shadowrealmed within 16 seconds my guy

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What emotion is Dana trying to convey here?

>>77908307
Nah

>>77908302
Thank you.

>>77908315
schaub is a chinlet and Nate is a natural heavyweight with lion killing power in both hands my guy 100%

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Is this... the power... of Irish boxing?

>>77908313
A combination of disappointment and frustration

>>77908331
Why are you doing this?

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>>77908313
Dana wanted it to go to decision so he could say "I thought Conor won that fight"

>>77908334
>schaub is a chinlet
No heavyweight is a chinlet. Heavyweights hit the hardest.
>lion killing power in both hands my guy 100%
Nate is pillow-fisted af

>>77908341
She looks like if Cynthia and Paige had a baby

>>77908335
He looks so hesitant to throw a punch

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>>77908344
>i had it 6-5 going into the twelfth

>>77908352
>No heavyweight is a chinlet.
Arlovski, Schaub, Bigfoot.

>>77908361
Obese gay scat spammer is obsessed with me it seems. I might have trouble sleeping tonight.

>>77908361
chill out Springsperg

surely Bigfoots can heem rico suave r-right?

>>77908352
Lose my number for sure you zilch those are words from my 100% guy Conor McGregory so if you disagree you are 100% a peach and not a beast my guy.

100% peaches are a beast.

>>77908361
you said it, weirdo

>>77908371
for sure that fight makes a lot of sense my guy

>>77908376
That's not me.

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>>77908378
>His groin after a day of work must be so musky I can't stop licking my lips

>>77908103
I didn't realise Kevin Lee is literally 24
24 holy shit that's so damn young. He can make massive leaps in the sport, look at Max

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>>77908378
lel you do have his writing style down pretty good

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>>77908394
yeah, it's you impersonating

>>77908407
ready for giving Netherlands that mean handjob?

>>77908391
I think he is moving up in competition way too fast.

Jon Jones was able to handle it but most fighters can't. This can really affect his growth right here. I feel like Khabib, Tony, and Conor are just a little bit too much right now. Losing is going to ruin his streak and put him back to end of the line in the deepest ufc division.

>>77908428
>saving the images I post with the exact filenames and attempting to imitate my mannerisms
Wouldn't expect anything less from someone who has hard drives full of vile obscene pornography.

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>>77908426
how are you gonna fell when you face this face looking over you're unconscious body?

>>77908335
just guillotine him or knee his face

>>77908428
literally laughed out loud

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>>77908428
top kek, this is quality work

>>77908446
>What on earf are you trying to say?
i will heem you fast

Spain-sperg is my favorite 4chan poster!

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>>77908428
Oh man, I got rused tree fiddy style

>>77908459
for me it's calendarni**er

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>>77908435
>Wouldn't expect anything less from someone who has hard drives full of vile obscene pornography.

You're the one with a hard-drive full of pictures of a stranger's child, my guy.

>>77908466
I have several pictures of Schaub and his family but I don't have any pictures of Tiger by himself, I find that to be creepy. Your Canadian pal however does.

>>77908425
>I think he is moving up in competition way too fast.
I do too, but I also think you can't count him out. He's 24, these are the kind of times where a breakout performance comes around, who's to say he doesn't get one against Ferguson

I don't know man, I didn't realise how young he was. Even if he gets mauled by Ferguson, he's really got nowhere to go but up. Rogan mentioned how Conor was practically the same age when he was making the rounds. Trash talking, winning fights. Obviously Lee's not Conor, but I think it's an interesting point.

All in all I just want Conor to defend that belt and I don't want it to be against Nate, I really don't. That'd genuinely piss me off, and worse still because everyone seems to be saying it makes sense.

>>77908464
He's alright I guess, but Spainglo is the living embodiment of shitposting. Hats off to that of which we should all aspire to be, yet cannot replicate.

>>77908103
king kevin will beat mcmeme

>>77908459
There are two factions on /heem/. Lithuania and Spain.

Lithuania represents good and righteousness, Spain represents evil and trolling.

Which faction do you belong to?

>>77908477
i just like how his simple posts triggers turby

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>>77908490
you'll be on the ground sleeping within two minutes, don't ever try to fuck with me

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>>77908473
>I have several pictures of Schaub and his family but I don't have any pictures of Tiger by himself, I find that to be creepy.

Oh 100%.

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>>77908487
Buddeh posting is the only good thing in heem.

>>77908459
For me, it's Barneyfag

>>77908487
Spainiac is like a cannibal watchdog that consumes the lesser wannabes. So I pick him.

>>77908496
I'm not a pedophile at all because I'm not a pervert. I also am a pacifist and would not fight anyone on /heem/. I'm sorry you feel such deep hatred and anger.

Does anyone even care about Volkov vs Struve?

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>>77908487
ww GOATposting

>>77908509
If you say his name 3 times he appears, don't do it Canada

>>77908524
>admits to having gigs of pictures of schaub's family
When did this happen?

>>77908516
>Volkov vs Struve
Care? Sure.
Am I really up for it though? No, not really. After the spectacle that was Maymac, this entire card feels like a bit of a weak return. I haven't exactly been MMA starved either because things have been on. Hell, UFC themselves are putting on the Contender Series every week

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>>77908533
>mfw someone gets knocked down near me

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>>77908507
Wise choice there good buddeh

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>>77908534
jokes on you i have no eyes, you're going to be remembered for many generations on how you got slept by a blind man

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>>77908559

>>77908539
Nothing sick about anything on my computer, and I'm not a liar. Guaranteed if you were my friend irl you would know that's not me.

>>77908569
>I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE
you'll be in my guard with a deleted neck

>>77908527
How would Barneyfag know if I said Barneyfag 3 times? just in case I won't say Barneyfag again

>>77908487
i like spainfag for btfoing the boxfags

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>>77908578
>autistic screeching
>btfo

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>Jon Jones will never fight again

>I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE
this always makes me lol

>>77908589
doesn't take much to btfo boxfags since they are delusional buddeh

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>>77908585
>Implying you can delete necks
unless you are cormier you're neck is getting snapped

Is Brando a nazi? Why does he wear the hitler youth cut?

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CAIN?

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>>77908010

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Should Jones defend his title against Gustafsson first or let Vulkan have a shot?

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>>77908620
The neck needs to be tucked, buddeh

>>77908577
You fool

YOU FOOL

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>>77908635

>>77908635
Jones should defend against USADA first then maybe fight again

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>its a spainsperg picks a fight over the internet and gets a 3 day ban episode

Classic re-run

>>77908635
Jones should just tell USADA to fuck off and go fight brock in some other organization that doesn't care

>>77908665
Would it be legally possible for the WWE to hold an MMA fight between Brock vs Jones on a PPV somewhere outside the USA?

>>77908672
I dunno but it doesn't seem likely. It should be Rizin or some no-name organization

>>77908672
Yes but jones would never fight for any credible org again. Also who is going to do this PPV? Because it wouldn't be any credible org as well.

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>>77908680
that nigga a thumb

>>77908683
It can't happen in the U.S.
When the NSAC issues a suspension all other bodies respects it. NSAC basically runs all fights sports.

>>77908687
nah UFC would take him back when suspension ends. they don't want him to go to bellator

>>77908672
The second Jones comes back to the US or any other country that recognizes US contract law he's getting destroyed with the mother of all lawsuits. Even if the UFC cut him, which they won't, it's unlikely that Bellator would touch him because he's going to get suspended by the AC and NOT USADA - remember, he failed a standard, in-competition test.

>>77908687
he can fight in japan amongst other roiders getting paid well by jap man mafia, or ruskies

>>77908692
do you go to jail if you fight in Japan?

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>>77908680
*makes you bawl like a baby in Eraserhead*

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My experience of watching very good MMA athletes spar against elite boxers in the gym is always the same - they are quite competitive for the first 3-4 rounds and do surprisingly well. Then around the 5th round the elite boxer begins to figure out the unorthodox or awkward movement and begins to employ ring craft tactics to tire the MMA athlete by making him work harder than he is, making him miss punches etc etc. around the 8th round a very noticeable shift occurs where the elite boxer takes over. I expect a similar pattern tonight- though probably taking less time, given the incredible skill level of Mr Mayweather. Mr McGregors only advantages are youth and size, but heavier punches are not much use if they are thrown at a target that can't be hit, and Mr Mayweather is as always, in fine shape and has never tired in a fight.

Lads John Danaher literally called this shit to a T. Why didn't you listen? BJJ coaches know Boxing

I do enjoy a good spain-ing

Gooby is still myboy btw

>>77908696
again. it's not up to the UFC. You seem to have a big misunderstanding on how this works. If you are suspended you can't try to get around the suspension by fighting elsewhere. Ask Chael or Wanderlei how that pans out.

>>77908703
No they just won't ever give you a license to again.

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>Brandon went backstage at the end of the 8th round because he didn't want to watch the finish

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Alright /heem/, answer the following
>Who is your eternal boy
>who is your oldschool boy
>who is your low-key boy

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>>77908740
Romero
Cro cop
Low-key Lee

>>77908740
Cormier
Joesondo
Krazy Horse

>>77908701
I don't know if they would take him, Tyson was supposed to fight in both Pride and K-1 and they couldn't get him over there because of his criminal record. Krazy Horse had similar visa issues and hasn't been able to get back in Rizin

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>>77908732
>don't talk to me or my son ever again jon

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>>77908740
>Hendo
>Hendo
>Hendo

>>77908732
they both fought recently for bellator. i think if jones heems brock in japan the contenders will follow him there and he'll have no reason to fight in USA again. i mean, i know he wont do this shit anyway but i would love to see him try

>>77908740
>Who is your eternal boy
diaz
>who is your oldschool boy
diaz
>who is your low-key boy
joanna

>>77908755
>Forrest Griffin
at the time did you think he'd beat rampage?

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>>77908740
>Who is your eternal boy
Brendan Schaub
>who is your oldschool boy
Randy Couture
>who is your low-key boy
Rob Font

>>77908740
Conor

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>>77908767
After their suspensions was over


Did you not notice how long the gap was between Chael's fights?

If he goes to Japan his career is done. The NSAC doesn't play when it comes to people getting around suspensions

>>77908785
did you ever hear this?
>https://streamable.com/08kc9

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>>77908748
Trapfighting > Joesondo

>>77908790
> If he goes to Japan his career is done. The NSAC doesn't play when it comes to people getting around suspensions
Josh Barnett actually got away with it, but that was back in the day