would a shaolin monk dominate ufc?

>>77905082
Obviously.

terrific thought. who would dominate. UFC rules, one week to prepare:
shaolin monk
US Delta Force operator
top level cartel hitman
ancient roman gladiator
ancient spartan front-line hoplite
sumo wrestler
israeli mossad fixer

please add any classes i have omitted

>>77905483
adventurer

>>77905483
russian general with a black belt in sambo

>>77905483
A viking berserker desu

>>77905082
Didn't one already get the shit kicked out of him in an octagon? I don't follow UFC or MMA but that feels like a thing.

>>77905483
guy who spends all his time on /sp/ but claims to be an expert on martial arts even tough all his knowledge comes from reading wikipedia and manga

>>77905530
replace manga with youtube and dats me

na monks can like do pushups with one finger upside down and shit. their chi is much to strong for ufc fighters.

>>77905530
Bet ur fun at parties.

>>77905596
i was describing myself lmoao

>>77905483
>Shoulin and Sumo have competed in MMA, they get merc'd.
>Cartel hitmen don't usually train in hand to hand martial arts, they get merc'd.
>Gladiator and Spartan get disqualified for eye gouging and tearing out guts with their bare hands (that shit actually happened).
>israeli mossad fixers only win fights if they get to use bombs and are fighting civilians.

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>>77905483

Please continue...

>>77905082
No, he'd only be good at standup barring Dog boxing and even then wouldn't do shit vs wrestlers. Also he almost certainly doesn't do real sparring.
>>77905483
Sumo wrestler would have such an insane weight advantage, if he got real UFC training then he'd have it easily. If they just do what they already do, then the Delta Force operator probably, more formalized strength training than the possible roman Pancration/Wrestler (which is only a maybe) and Israeli martial arts is ninja magic bullshit.

you're guys forgetting the tremendous reaction, durability and mental strength they have

>>77905483
japanese samurai

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Could anyone in UFC even hope to compete with the drunken master?