Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays Gamethread

thanks for posting my OC

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Go jasy

>>77903987
its bretty gud

good memes

>angel hernandez

can't wait to watch my LOSING STREAK BOYS lose again tonite! i wonder if they score will reach a million

>>77904017
better not
my jays gunning for dem picks

>>77904042
yea picks- picking your own nose lol

>looking at his finger already

in be4 pulled in the 3rd and shut down

nice call already angel

nice group homohug umpire

>9 games left between these two

wew

>>77904091
why so few

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>>77904091
So you're saying there's still a chance?

nice freaking retard beard pomeranz

is mitch moreland your elite secret pitching weapon like our ryan "0ERA" goins?

>>77904133
if anyone tells you it wouldn't be any secret anymore

>>77904133
he pitches over 90 mph so yes

>>77904145
big deal my little sister can do this too

>>77904149
does she play softball?

>>77904157
go away pervert

pom has that zach greinke autism thing going

HOLY SHIT ANGEL HERNANDEZ IS SO BAD

>>77904165
wtf?

angel is the best umpire in baseball if you dont agree then you're a racist

>>77904172
shut up

drew pomegranate

>>77904190
fine

>>77904192
LOL !

oh gr8 another 20 run game incoming losing streak boys losing again

mookie - jayskiller
autista - soxkiller

>>77904258
me- myselfkiller

woah

kmo did something

>be rude to me again
>we lose again

hmmm really makes me think

did we lose already

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fister is literally our ace now

>>77904275
>you lie about shutting up
>i have to read your post

hmmmmm really makes me wish you would shut up

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>>77904271
Totally worth the 33 million dollars

I dont fucking get it. How did every single pitcher on our team turn to shit within a week?

rip in aoki what the frick

>>77904307
following sale's lead

>>77904307
Curse of jbj

>>77904302
Smoak sure made fools out of all of us, he has become the defacto EE replacement on a teamfriendly contract

will we ever win again

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all hitter and pitcher turned shit

pls injure devers so they will trade for donaldshit thx

>be rude to me
>everything bad happens
>be nice to me
>first in ALE

its your choice

stop being shit boston

I will hate you to death if the Jays finish .500

>>77904364
ok, how would you like me to injure him

>>77904331
whyd he do it

>>77904400
anger

>>77904398
i was asking stroman not u pls dont @me

>losing to the jays unironically

whoa so bombston really is done

>>77904364
when, next year when he's a rental?

oh steve

>>77904411
it's too late pal we've got an agreement

pay now

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nice left fielder you got there

wow great piece of hitting hanley

>>77904407
so because he's black he's predisposed to being angry?? wow I knew you hated hanley just because of the color of his skin but not jbj too....

>>77904432
Nice Ellen you got there

>>77904436
no just angry

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>so because he's black he's predisposed to being angry?? wow I knew you hated hanley just because of the color of his skin but not jbj too....

>>77904414
Rude tbqh

>>77904460
who are you quoting?

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>so because he's black he's predisposed to being angry?? wow I knew you hated hanley just because of the color of his skin but not jbj too....

blister incoming

F Stroman's 2017 season. Sanchez sends his regards.

>4 rbis and .188 average

what went wrong for brock

is this his last season

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>who are you quoting?

thanks brock

>implying the sox need to hit to win this game

>>77904478
heh...must feel really silly now

sanchez-stroman broship is ogre

one of them is gone next year

>>77904503
no actually

>throwing down with a runner on 3rd
Raffy literally whopez does it again

>>77904494

Pedroia can't return soon enough.

does one-pitch man still only have one pitch

>>77904545
yes

>>77904545
what the hell do you think

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>>77904545
im not sure

>>77904563
wondering how this webm is related to my question

i wish that pervert would go away

the idiot thinks i made that post lmao

>the only pitch one pitch man can throw tonight is balls

What the fuck is up with Pomeranz not throwing strikes?

>>77904641
so what you're saying is that he usually only throws strikes or you LIED and he's actually evolved into two pitch man

>>77904585
you asked a dumb question so he posted a dumb slut

*farts*

>>77904670
how do you know she isn't a smart slut

she's hiding a phd in those panties I can see it

remember when we were friends

>>77904726
i'm not your friend buddy lol

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WOW,

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that was a good hit

what the actual fuck was that angel???

>>77904690
I work at a country club pool as a lifeguard. There are girls just like her at the pool all day. They like to flip off the diving board and then loudly laugh about how their bra came off. And then they one up each other; the next one says that her bottoms came off.

The most flirty ones are the rich moms. I'm surrounded by rich, bored thicciebrapper MILFs. Turn around unexpectedly and you catch them looking at you. Sometimes they sit with their legs slightly apart and angle themselves directly facing you.

However, as a good Chad Nationalist I never respond to their advances. As we all know, women do not possess agency when it comes to the mating dance. It would be low for me to prey on mommies when their husbands were gone at work. Especially when you see that country clubs are quite literally the last bastion of white civilization. The moms are attractive and motherly and they marry alpha dadbods; then they have 2-5 white kids and lavish them with attention.

>mfw a 3 year old future Chad threw the daughter of the only black family who comes to the pool to the ground and then shook his fist in her face and growled

angel making this game all about him now i see what that pregame huddle was about they were planning it

>>77904839
thrilling tales from part time poor wage slave

is chad nationalisrt code for gay

>>77904862
white is code for gay

>>77904882
so ellen is /u/, nice

dookie butts

what a catch

good boy mookie

>>77904913
i don't know what this means

chadposting and croatians not allowed itt

>>77904946
this is MY thread you don't make the rules

>>77904913
>>>/u/

>>>/r/

>>>/g/
>>>/a/
>>>/y/

>>77905023
thanks you too

collapse

when was the last time the red sox had a lead

>>77905112
desu idk last year?

>blowpez

>>77905112
i can't remember any leads

nice bunt LOL

>>77905145
shut up

>>77905149
you shut up

>>77905149
it was a joke he didn't mean it was actually good

>>77905149
idiot

bahhhhstin red sacks lmao

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>>77905172
how am i an idiot

>>77905152
>>77905159
>>77905172
i won't tolerate this coordinated cyber bullying

crossed the corner of the plate
>unreviewable

bullshit

good boy

what the heck is so special about driving a bus anyway

>Brett Anderson starting tomorrow
>14 (fourteen) starting pitchers this year

will we ever win again

Can't believe Holt is still a thing

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>>77905187
Christ

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>>77904939
it means she exclusively enjoys the intimate company of other pretty girls and not nasty men like you

>>77905023
ok you crossed the line tough guy

>>77905376
i'm a girl

>>77905386
i'm a girl(male) too

>>77905405
leave me alone before i call the police

>>77905422
they only shoot peanuts and I'm a white girl so you need another plan girlfriend

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fister is officially our new ace

more like Drew WALKeranz

>>77905519
LOL!

devers is GOOD

what a play

ferrari would've had a double play

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ONE PITCH MAN

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hey

le speedy outfield jew does it again

God hates the Red Sox

it wasn't THAT good of a catch

le catch it than dive to make it look good man

catch myself my man

>all this RISP

must be a day ending in y

>>77905774
ummm... of course it is... all days end in y....

pomeranz please

KILL MYSELF MY MAN

Le spinny throw

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>>77905784
ummm no sweetiebbykins

>lundi, mardi, macredi, jeudi, vendredi, samedi and dimanche

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>>77905809
FRENCH CANAD

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>scoring runs

how is this done?

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one pitch man works his way out of it

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>>77905809
>cuckbec cuck has to watch the jays

this explains so much about why you hate your life

amazeing

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Vazquez gives us the first lead the red sox have had in several days

>>77906000
days.... weeks... months... they all begin to blend together

>>77905922
literally the only french words I remember from class

>croatian """""education"""""

>>77906026
I want to die

>red sacks thought they would lose against blow jays """"pitching""""

>>77906053
LOL!

please score

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based gibby keeping the tank alive

>jays """"fielding""""

the fire(sale) rises

very GOOD babip

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omfg

>>77906000
can you ask bilo brother to give me money to buy a cottage on sanibel island? ill let you sleep in a tent out back if you do ok thanks

turns out stranding 8 baserunners generally results in a loss

>>77906192
no, we're looking at marco island right now

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lol

>>77906223
ill let you make a lemonade stand and will dig a helicopter pad????

>>77906215
wtf

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>jays """"offense""""

>>77906370
better than mine

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>>77906458
nope

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poast loods

reminder to STOP sexualizing Ellen

>>77906512
nope

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>>77906512

aoki deserves to go to a contender. looks like they did him a favor

if they win is it possible that the losing streak will end soon

>>77906215
turns out it's literally like 1.5 more runners than league average per game

>>77906594
looool you can't have half a baserunner... fucking retard

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>>77906594
and the jays season average for RISP is...?

looks like pessimists win again

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the looding will continue until i get beeboian funds for sanibel island

>>77906628
epic

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how is this only 2 years old feels like a decade ago

>>77906619
>6th lowest runners left in scoring position per game in the majors

please keep crying though

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>>77906701
thanks I will

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>that one croatianfag who trolls like he legitimately thinks the blue jays aren't a terrible baseball team

loving every laugh

anyone watching

is anyone watching

>>77906833
>>77906813
just leafs and a croatian """"""girl""""""

>this constantly crying faggot who posts to himself at the end of the season with stats he doesn't even understand

lol

angel hernandez starting the collapse

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>>77906813
i am watching video of hells angels killing a peanut at a rolling stones concert

please kimbrel

>>77906851
i don't freaking care??

>>77906849
youre right I havent been watching a terrible baseball team all year just having a stroke I guess

>>77906841
incorrect

i want die

>>77906883
incredible wizard post

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smuk

how did he know it was coming

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>>77906861
YOU ASKED I WATCHING.

YOU STUPID?

WANNA DIE?

>>77906912
i asked if anyone (person) watching

loool he is going to walk on the tying run

>>77906922
loooool he did walk on the tying run

kimblow please

put in moreland

>>77906937
sorry i'm saving him for postseason

where's koji?

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>>77906917
oh ok sorry mr city of sin (lynn peanut you a)

>>77906958
every post about peanut

peanut obsessed

why

>>77906958
lewd ellen

looool he was just kidding hte whole time

nice jocke kimbrel

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gg Toronto

we won one guys

fister is still the ace of this club

see everyone tomorrow

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gg sacks

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>>77906966
peanut brother

>>77907003
wtf you stole this post from my mind

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>>77907019
;]

well except for the porny cartoons i didn't think that in my mind post

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>>77907060
i feel bad when i lood the ellen

>>77907106
ok but i'm rooting for you

wtf we won