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Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.usopen.org/en_US/scores/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.usopen.org/en_US/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.usopen.org/en_US/scores/index.html

Official Stream (Requires US ISP or VPN):
http://www.usopen.org/en_US/interactive/video/live.html

TV:
Europe: Eurosport
USA: ESPN
Australia: FOX Sports

Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/us-open/2017/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/us-open/2017/wta-women/

/sp/tennis - Bracket prediction
http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketUsOpenATP/bigbenis/default.aspx
Password: drumpf
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first for masha
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>>77902678
>>77902678

>USO Pen
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COMMUNISM FOR THE PIPO
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sevastova is such a dyke
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>the impoverished hamlet of Zverev the elder
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>>77902711
Too much ass if you have an average dick
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>karen
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>>77902749
i'm sure you'd get over it, or under it
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>>77902770
I wish you'd get under me big boy
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>i went through 13 shirts in the australian open
Who are these Eurosport commentators
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>>77902778
starboi is definitely a bottom, as long as you're kosher
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>>77902678
yeah but her body
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>>77902796
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>>77902802
maximum cringe, I want to throw vinegar on her face
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>>77902802
cringe
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>>77902818
>>77902819
i think u mean cum on her face right lads?
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>>77902796
He's only kosher to wear a yamaka to hide that bald spot
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>tomic is going to fall to the 200s
This is sad. It's deserved but still sad
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>>77902837
>>77902796
see
>>77900947
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http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketUsOpenATP/bigbenis/pool/entrypicks.aspx?entryid=643625
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>take a dump
>women match over

>go shopping and get your hair cut
>2nd set TB just began

Equal pay was mistake
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>>77902876
>tie break: Up
10/10 bracket
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>>77902832
>>77902802
>>77902711
I am sick and tired of this. Every day I come to /tennis/, and every day there is at least one post up with an image of an attractive woman dressed scantily and posing seductively. It's probably the same one or two people who do it honestly. Let me tell you something, you faggot pieces of shit who are doing this: you are the poster child for everything that is wrong in literature, art, and society as a whole today. You are incapable of coming up with anything creative, thought provoking, or of substance, and you lack even the smallest modicum of intelligence, so you use "style" and "flash" and pizazz in place of it and to draw attention to yourself, because that's the only way your SHIT "creation" and ideas would ever get seen by anyone. And before you say anything, this has NOTHING to do with the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. Anyway, I will be petitioning the owner of this website to ban your asses, so enjoy being able to post here while it lasts, because it's not going to last long, just like you that one time you convinced an obese girl to let you fuck her.
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>>77902832
gross dude, shes fat
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>when you take salt tabs it makes your legs swell up
lmao how does a commentator know this but not Tomic
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>>77902915
everybody bangs a fattie m8.
don't tell me you've never gotten a blowjob from one? they suck the protein out of you
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>>77902925
hes thinking about his paycheck
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Tipsarevic taking a huge Kokk
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>>77902915
>she
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>>77902802
which dennis player is this?
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>>77902886
>>go shopping and get your hair cut
I was supposed to do this I'll I did was pick up prescriptions doe no haircut
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>>77902818
t. ahmed
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HAHAHAHA WTF ARE THESE PANTS
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>>77902971
>I'll
phoneposting scum?
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>>77902972
t. mohammed malik hassan
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I still find it hard to believe Kokinakis banged Vekic he looks like Earthworm Jim. At least Stan has money

>>77902973
Pants big enough to hide your cast
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>>77902973
all of them should be fired. they say nothing of substance
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>>77902996
He just was himself
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>>77902996
>I still find it hard to believe Kokinakis banged Vekic he looks like Earthworm Jim.
no its quite easy let me explain

he was her doubles partner. shes a female who spends majority of her with time with her coach. she aint getting much dick.
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>>77902973
dislike mary carillo sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. wertheim is ok. based gimmelstob and annacone save the 10is channel para mi
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>>77902993
dude, you can't just call it me, there has to be some reason or you're no better than an sjw, lurk more
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>>77903025
Gimmelslob is awful
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>>77903025
bms is cool tho
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>>77903000
That's journalism as a whole.
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>>77903042
nah, he aight
>>77903047
is a doper. no me gusta
>>77903049
*i do here tip this fine fedora to thee post, gabe
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There are so many helicopters and planes flying over. I bet players bitch about that all the time
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>shitthöft
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>chokinakis
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>>77903079
Blasphemy
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>>77903026
you really whine a lot, I guess that's part of you're whole attention whore namefagging.
>likengs to little babby
>cyka blyat
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who /succ/ here
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>>77903079
was breddy obvious she'd lose in 1. Runde desu
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There's only one place this attire is appropriate for and it's the bedroom.
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>>77903100
I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SUCK
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>>77903105
that is my oc. cs & dissist m8
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>>77903118
I hope you're fine with me wanking to it.
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>>77903140
no. would you be okay people wanking to your girlfriend?
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>>77903140
Could have had some lewder ones from today
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>>77902678
I wish I had hair like Thiem
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>>77903164
Yes, they are free to do it and it's actually flattering.
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>>77903164
Would you be okay with people wanking to your own pic? I had someone use my pics on grindr once
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give me your worst fears /tennis/

1. Automation, globalization and general technical progress facilitating an end to history where we are divided up in genuinely different races as the rich integrate with technology

2. Inevitable fall out from climate change, binds back to no 1.

3. swimming in deep water where the bottom is unknown

4. dying alone


5. shitty Sam Querry style players dominating the sport of tennis destroying the only purely aesthetic joy in my life


and u?
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Since we are a positive and helpful group, how could we improve Sock's forehand?
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why are they showing Pooey against some journeyman instead of Tomic/Muller or Konjuh or Istomin

who the fuck actually wants to watch Pooey

reeeee
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>>77903195
1. Finland someday actually being taken seriously
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>>77903099
lol
assravaged
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>>77903140
>>77903140
that depends, will she (You) me?
>>77903196
u dont
>>77903195
nice try zog.
(hint its dying alone)
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>>77903207
This
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>>77903195
Being cheated on.
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>>77903196
when he first came on tour people talked about it as if it was good, nowadays people mention it as an eccentric weakness. I can't speak much because I avoid the Succs matches if I can. He should have stuck to bench press n serve
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>>77903213
What?
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>>77903195
1. being trapped in a room with spiders,snakes or fucking rats
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>toni nadal said never smash a racquet because there are people in africa who can't even afford one racquet
British commentators are soccer mom tier
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>>77903234
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>>77903196
his forehand is fine. its just that he doesn't have much of a backhand. and hes not a big server
if anything he needs to lose some weight and become god tier at the net.
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>the state of Sock's groundstrokes
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>>77903234
some sort of burger encryption
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Everytime I see Puig choking hard in R1 I can't help but thinking about that one """expert""" idiot who unironically ranked her Top5 at the end of the year.
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>>77903257
Well she won a gold medal somehow
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>>77903257
you mean tenniswarehouse?
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>>77903257
Is there any doubt that she was roided up to her cunt in the Olympics?
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Australian fans are Israel tier
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>>77903222
>tfw you will never cheat on Gabe with Glenn Greenwald
>you will never drive Gabe to suicide as he falls into a well of self-pity, distrust and jealousy
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>this assravaged
UP THE KOKK N ARSE KISS
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>>77903301
Pls no
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>the penal island of ausfailia
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>>77903274
i know youre probably meming half the time but i think its funny that you think roids can magically make someone the goat tennis player
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>>77903336
t.persn who hasn't done roids
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GIVE DENIS YOUR ENERGY LADS
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>>77903336
t. shartapova apologist
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fuck, Jack's actually gonna lose to this fucker again, isn't he
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>>77903195
heights
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>>77903336
Then why she didn't even come close to repeating that result after?
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>>77903358
Yes why would you think he'd win he's out of shape and should stick to doubles
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>>77903195
The nothing that comes after death.
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>>77903363
just taking roids wouldn't magically make her the best female player tho
maybe she cant cope w/ the fame
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>>77903402
Just stop
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M A S H A
A
S
H
A
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>>77903402
Bouchard tier excuse
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alri commiefinn
4u
http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketUsOpenATP/bigbenis/pool/EntryPicks.aspx?EntryId=650877&confirmed=true&existing=transfer
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>>77903395
lmao I can't wait for that
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time for oceane
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jesus what is it with these death screams in the Tipsy - Kokk match
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>>77903443
Australians
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>>77903425
was killing tennis in your imagination part of your plan?
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>>77903195
1. Waking up one day and realizing you've wasted most of your free time on the prime of your life funposting on a gabonese adult coloring book enthusiast's conclave

2.>>77903207
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>just succ is the highest ranked american
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>>77903473
1. HAve there always been 2 Ecuadorians or is it doubleposting

2. neat post

3. also rude
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>>77903473
Hey, I thought I was the only one here.
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>>77903492
no he's not
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>>77903524
WHICH IS THE ONE I LIKE DOE!?
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>>77903524
I'm the one who has posted a couple times in this general saying I was moving to ecuapoor.
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>>77903558
moving from Venezuela?
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>>77903558
es de venezuela
>>77903572
your ideology = btfo*
just like his loyalty to his country
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>>77903572
ya

We also had an off topic discussion at one point, iirc
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Hard take: Donaldson isn't good he just gets easy draws
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>>77903558
How do you feel to eat three times a day, venezuelabro? And did you end up in Quito or in GYE?
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>>77903579
Fuck loyalty if it means fearing for your life every time you need to leave your home past 6-7 pm, desu fampai
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>>77903492
*highest ranked male american
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>>77903597
I ate three times a day already tb h, it's the other 80% of the country that has it fucking fucked up, but the ridiculous insecurity affects us all. Ended up on the self-proclaimed pearl of the pacific
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>>77903611
I seriously hope he never comes back after his injury
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>>77903625
Which part of the city are you living in? The south? The Northwest?
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>>77903625
cual es tu ciudad favorita?
esta alegre ahora?
tienes amigos en venezuela?
me das dinero por favor
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Why is Basilashvili so shit
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>>77903629
>succ
>jizz
lol
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>>77903671
https://twitter.com/Stroppa_Del
Is this you? Be honest
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it's almost time
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>>77903691
Almost time for based whore to lose to the heartbreak kid?
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>>77903660
uhh.. Moving to Sampelucón in a couple months, probably. Right now we are living past the bridge, while we sort stuff out and settle in. Really liked the airport being right in the middle, so close to everything, although it's obviously infeasible in bigger cities, and in the future in case Guayaquil grows a lot more
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>>77903695
nope. almost time for me to lick yer mum
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Embarrassing Zverev lost two sets to this kid.
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>>77903712
What's Ecuador like I asked someone once and they said it was all rainy mountains and they were scared to drive anywhere without flipping
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>>77903735
Should probably ask the other anon. Seems nice enough for now, although Guayaquil being a coastal city, has a hellish humidity and heat half the year
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Dodin may be losing the match but she's won my heart*

*And cock
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>succ gets a special snowflake kit
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>>77903579
I liked Chavez but Maduro is literally making the
>socialists are bad at economics
meme coming to life, pretty embarrassing

It was quite inevitable with a crisis after sucha heavy dependence on oil.

Besides I dunno how btfo my ideology is since he moved to Ecuador, a country with a president named Lenin. One of only four proper leftist governments in Latin America left with Venezuela, Cuba, Bolivia (democratic)
>>77903609
Amen, countries are just memes, especially in Latin America. From the outside it looks like either corrupt "socialists" stay in power and get more authoritarian, or, the eternal Anglo gets involved and makes sure that some good goys get in power that are oligarchs/fascists and sell oil to the Yank for cheap.

Is there a third option I'm not seeing?
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>>77903667
>when rude venezuelANO doesnt reply to u're post
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>>77903749
>0-4
>back on serve
truly a fighter, masha would be proud
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>>77903735
you probably asked an Americoward, Ecuador is reasonably safe I think
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>>77903723
This match has actually been entertaining as shit though
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>>77903723
considering how good old man Zverev can be his whole career is very embarrassing
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>>77903667
Mala mía mano, ni vi tu post.

1- Caracas
I also rate San Cristóbal, Mérida and Puerto Ordaz

2- Well, I doubt getting even more rights getting stripped from them little by little and ever longer food queues for less food would make anyone happy

3- Yeah, half of my closest group of friends, counting me, have already left for greener pastures tho

4- Really made me think
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lads dont think im gonna get that RT
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>>77903688
don't use twitter, didn't even look, keep trying though

'pova should add guns to her 'products to whore for' list
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>>77903761
Nope, Latin America has been engineered to serve globalist purposes through and through and for a long time.
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>>77903712
Past the bridge? "La Puntilla"? That's Samborondon, m8, and technically isn't part of Guayaquil (because administrative divisions). Seems you got enough money, then, at least more than an anon who lives in Alborada.
The airport, by the way, is in the middle of the city because the city expanded to the north; for like 100 years the city's northern boundary was Santa Ana's Hill. And don't worry, they're planning for a bigger airport at Daular to be functional in 7 years.
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>>77903874
t. del
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>>77903898
potro?
thank you!
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>>77903874
I doubt this because
Exhibit A: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76995954/#76999719

Exhibit B: https://twitter.com/Stroppa_Del/status/897934007320621056
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>country music
not even michaels hilljack ass likes this shit
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>>77903880
>globalist purposes
why use euphemisms when you can name what it is, Yanquee imperialism, Chiquita company getting nervous and so on

That's why Cuba is so impressive, while the rest of the hemisphere is fetching slipper for Henry Kissinger Castro is just smoking cigars, avoiding CIA assassination attempts and giving health care to all Cubans like it aint no thing
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>>77903881
Past the bridge coming from Samborondón, I mean. How about you?

Interesting
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>>77903926
guess what, didn't look at those either, do you have anything else for me to not look at before the match starts?
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>>77903936
Because it has no nationality besides profit. Nations are deprecated.
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>>77903936
Yeah, on the back of the soviet mommy state for nearly forty years and right now, thanks to ever dwindling resources from the largest proven oil reserves in the world, how impressive.

They nearly died out in the 90's, as you most likely know
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>>77903948
I guess denial is more than just a river in Egypt
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>>77903936
fk u commiefinn retardo
>>77903939
fue dificil viajar((?) moving) desde venezuela a ecuador?
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>>77903978
nice
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kokk tipsy 5th or shartapino?
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>>77903983
Not really, besides a congolombian airline (avianca) saying fuck this shit and making us take a national one (avior) that left from a literally who city five hours from the capital. If you do take the bus, it's a good and excruciating 3-4 day trip
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>>77903978
>>77903995
you are half a person, each
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>>77903954
The (globalists) still lean on the spooky power of the US army and (((intelligence institutions))) to (((Open new markets)))) Etc

capital has no nation, but whenst you see the influence of capital you can count on the eternal Anglo to be doing its dirty work
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>>77903735
It depends. Half of the country is humid as fuck, the other one is cold as fuck (there's also the amazon region and the Galápagos Islands, but the first is merely nature's best tourist trap and the second one, petroleum aside, might as well not exist). And roads are not 1st world, but definitely better than they were 15 years ago.

>succ
He's getting exposed today.
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>>77904028
>tinfoil commee
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>>77904028
why do you assume the world has such a coherent structure and that your opinions are objectively correct?
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>>77903939
I already told you, Alborada. It's in the middle-class part of the north.

Tipsarevic is still playing?
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another quality thread about tennis!
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>>77904060
Ah, I assumed you were talking about some other anon, not wiring in third person. Gotcha

Could probably just google this, but any good non-tourist trap sight seeing you might recommend? We already went to Malecón and Las Peñas
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>>77903983
>>77903983
Are you Batista's homeless granddaughter posting from a public park in Miami? You should save your pesos and try to afford a better place to live than under a bridge
>>77903976
still here, still alive nigga, fuck the haters, invasion, blockades, terrorism, it barely even phases Cuba
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*thinking*
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>>77904107
she better hurry up if she wants to see her idol
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>>77904121
my spanish is like 3rd grade tier lad
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>>77904107
fugg
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Why isn't this fucking match starting?

It's way past 7
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>>77904046
some historical patterns are quite easy to discern, like that of anglo imperialist crimes against humanity and their close connection to Anglo capitalist enterprise
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>>77904147
shania twain la
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>>77904150
replace anglo with jewish and you are now an anti semite
ergo you're argumen't is based in prejudice and no't fac'ts
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>>77904150
4u as well >>77904044
r u 190cm fat man with a new alias?
>>77904141
lol yeah just wanna highlight that homelessness is eradicated in Cuba while the grand daughter of the former dictator lives on the streets of Miami
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>>77904147
no kidding, if the masha match drags even a little bit, there's a good chance zverev isn't on until after 10 local
fuckin absurd
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clench
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>>77904168
>ohh no the foreigner is on to us, use the jew card
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>S U C C
I had this retard into the semi

what was I thinking?
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>shania twain
who makes these decisions?
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>hick singer ceremony hasnt even started
match literally won't start til 8pm ET
>>77904196
not an argument
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>>77904107
>>77904127

Carina looks soooo much better in this dress. But maybe it isn't the dress but more the one who wears it.
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>>77904212
Affirmative conclusion from a negative premise fallacy


AKA hanging hillbilly fallacy
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>>77904212
kok is still up, timing is prefect
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>>77904228
Wrong
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>succ
>suck
Or maybe it's because he can't handle Aussie banter.

>>77904113
I don't really know.
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>>77904202
and now Istomin lost too.

who fucked up bracket here?
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oh boy, it's a dykestravaganza. get these sick ass old twats the fuck outta here.
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>>77904289
good post
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>>77904289
haha yeah man I need to see more hot bewbs not some oldheads
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>>77904300
>>77904297
honestly, billie jean king and these old lezbo WTA mafia cunts are repulsive and mean dykes.
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>>77904323
I'm sorry your mommy was mean to you but not all women are like that
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i rate shania twain ngl
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>>77904323
>muh human rights

Why is every major sporting event tainted with this nonsense
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>>77904353
I was talking specifically about the womyn who were just presenting in the pre-show event you reading-comprehension challenged fucking faggot
>>
This is beyond retarded. Why do they do this shit at major sporting events?

I don't care about music, just give me the match.
>>
>>77904368
no conern of course about zverev's human rights, and likely getting screwed out of a day's rest right out of the box for this horseshit
don't even like the guy but man, what a raw deal
>>
she looks great for 52
>>
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Peak femme body

>>77904378
Este
>>
>>77904378
us open is trash
>>
would smash

I need se'x
>>
>>77904368
geee i wonder
>>
>>77904402
kys commie
>>
>>77904368
t. john maus
>>
>muh 'merricaca
>>
This song is unironically good
>>
>>77904422
john alt right maus new album soon
>>
>>77904447
what's it called?
>>
>>77904452
Can't wait desu
>>
lets go girls
>>
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay can you seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>77904453
teenage_wasteland
>>
What would be price per house of vagina usage for a romanian whore who looks similar to Halep?
>>
AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE
PLAY BALL
>>
>>77904492
*price per hour
>>
>THE LAND AND OF THE FREE
>>
>>77904492
Pretend you care about them and talk about existentialism and Bulgakov. No reason to pay.
>>
ok who's the lightning and who's the thunder
>>
>>77904535
literally my style of pseudism
>>
>>77904492
In Romania, $10
>>
Took me a while to work out Succ's outfit isn't drenched in sweat it's just designed like that
>>
lmao Finland is trending on twitter because of Trump meeting our president and just saying loads of completely dumb ass shit
>>
>>77904576
"se lepaa"
>>
which commie whore should I cheer for
>>
Which match were you watching when North Korea launched a missile over Japan, /tennis/?
>>
>>77904611
Halep is a good girl, please cheer for her.
>>
wtf is marias jacket?
>>77904611
haLELep
>>
masha is so sweet and she looks amazing
>>
>>77904624
agassi vs roddick probably
>>
>>77904617
naah I've been doxxed enoguh
>>77904589
what did he mean by this?

>se lepää?
>>
>>77904452
>thinking maus is altright
>>
>>77904634
givenchy, you peon
>>
>>77904639
come on bro add me
>what did he mean by this?
you seriously don't know teemu?
>>
Maria's legs are way too sexy for me, I can't handle this.
>>
This whole thing is so cringe

All this artificial noise. This country has no class.
>>
love halep's kit

dopeapovas looks tacky af

>>77904668
tips fedpra
>>
So, did they really yelled "Go Home, Jews can't play here" at Schwartzman?
Kek
>>
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>>77904624
>>
>>77904657
>you seriously don't know teemu?
nooope
>>
>>77904676
you can't even hear the ref at the toss, come on
>>
>Eurosport showing the end of the Tipsaravic match before Halep
REEEE
>>
>>77904676
haha haleps looks stupid as fuck are you kidding. maria looks classy and sexy
>>
>>77904689
>cheering for a cheating slut

'no'
>>
>>77904705
>cheering for a gypsy troll
nah
>>
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>>77904685
>>77904685
>>77904685
jesus christ mate. you've never been to yli?
>>
>>77904717
me: rooting for maSha, realizing halep will win

eel s ba d ma n
>>
>>77904682
>based Kim will finally eradicate anime from the face of the earth
wtf I love our dear leader now
>>
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>>77904735
halep will lose in 3
>>
>>77904755
>>77904755
thought you saved this as death.jpg
>>
>>77904760
masha's serve won't hold up for 3 sets, needs to win in straights
>>
SI MO NA
>>
>>77904760
halep will win
>>
dubs and loser has to give me a rimjob
>>
>>77904791
looks like you remain a touchless virgin for yet another day
>>
if shartapova didn't have that bling on here dress id be 10/10
>>
>>77904782
heh
>>
>>77904797
dubs and you die alone
>>
muted
>>
>>77904819
*dabs*
>>
>>77904827
dubs and i die alone
>>
halep can't handle the power. she's finished
>>
is anyone's eurosport sound out of sync or just mine?
>>
Sharapova in BULLY MODE
gypsy ded
>>
>>77904718
I ration my poison
>>
>>77904838
just needs to put her under enough pressure and then the errors will come in bunches
>>
>>77904848
yes
>>
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>>77904838
>>77904848
i-it's 1 game guys lets calm down
>>
>people actually thought halep would win
>>
>>77904803
>>77904803
i understand this post
>>
masha is looking stronger than ever before tb.h
>>
>>77904923
shazza looks on
>>
>>77904923
*cant break haleps 60 mph serve*
>>
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>>77904923
reminder that not sympathizing with dopers makes you subhhuman
>>
>>77904923
i wonder why hmmmm
>>
How tall is halep? Her thighs look massive
>>
yous guys think sharapova has ever sharted?
>>
>>77904965
about 5'5' i think
>>
lads dare i say it is this the match of the year
>>
come on !
>>
>>77904992
based george
but no
>>
>>77904992
definitely best match so far for me
>>
gg
>>
JACKJACKJACKJACKJACK WOOO
>>
>>77905008
maybe i'm getting ahead of myself
>>77905051
you're watching the wrong match chief
>>
>>77905066
sorry I don't care about your waifu wars
>>
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>>77905066
>double you tee ay
>>
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Based V
>>
this match has me diamonds
go Russian Sex Doll
>>
>>77905101
>android
>>
This thompson guy is rough looking, feel bad for him desu
>>
sharalova cant hold this pace without the meld so although she looks good now it wont last
>>
Are Sharapova's shoulders larger or is it just me?
>>
>>77905101
>tennis twitter
It was numale tier
>>
>these return winners
get owned gyppo
>>
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>sweaty Maria
>>
>halep in charge of hitting 1 (ONE) decent body serve
>>77905160
t. fag who posts my twiitter here
>>
So /tennis/, are you rooting for Halep or against Sharapova?
>>
>>77905185
kys JT
>>
simona
i
m
o
n
a
>>
>>77905190
no
>>
lol nice volley masha
>>
Best match ever
>>
>>77905193
i wish
also stop being a bish and post u're tweeterq
>>
halep sucks. get fucking wrecked
>>
>crowd cheering shitleps UE
Disgusting she's a cheater
>>
wew, best womeme match of the year, no doubt
>>
>>77905238
calm yoself arerican't
>>
>masha's resting bitch face
>her rustling this gypsy around the court like a lasso'd donkey
SO
FUCKING
HOT
>>
already worth being knackered at work tomorrow
>>
halep was my first tennisfu
ama
>>
>>77905242
>crowd roaring mashas ufe volley
great fans gyp
>>
>>77905269
how do u get tired at work?
>>
Does jokervitch still play tennis?
>>
>>77905279
idk mane by not sleeping enough the night before
>>
>>77905299
coffee
>>
Shartapova willdo a jon jones and win but test positive for roidd
>>
welp another wta match
>can't hold serve
equal pay my ass
>>
>>77905273
huge tiddies halep or current halep?
>>
>shartapoova
>>
>>77905299
inject meth pussy
>>
>>77905331
>current halep?
yes, current halep best halep
>>
>>77905296
Not until next year. He's taking the year off to roid up like Federer
>>
>>77905308
donT takl to Me beforee my Morrning cofffee ;)
>>
>tfw foreign streams have english commentators but foreignese commercials
>>
>>77905331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0mlPMUmAjc
>>
>>77905359
i've been coffee free for 4months now
>>
halep is so ugly, especially when compared to maria
>>
>>77905342
amphetamines will set you free
>>
>>77905273
Are you me?
>>
>>77905367
How do you even let her back in the country after what she did?
>>
>>77905391
maybe
>>
>>77905273
Mine was Kournikova because I'm not 14 years old
>>
>>77905359
breakfest moar like
>>
CAN U PLS HOLD UR FUCKING SERVE AFTER BREAKING
JFC
>>
COME ON
O
M
E

O
N
>>
>>77905395
she unironically looks 1000% better now and i am a tits guy
>>
>>77905395
We are not pissed off about her tits, we are pissed off about the fact that she can't win any important match.
>>
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>>77905421
>>
Christ Sock not every shot has to be a winner
>>
>>77905418
'no'
>>
>succ's shirt is completely soaked in sweat
Does he even train?
>>
>>77905459
yes
>>
>>77905464
i thought that but it's literally just the design, looks terrible
>>
salty bouchard just shitted on shartapova on snapchat lmao
>>
/sp/ meme'd into thinking this was a real sport
>thread barely moving during 8pm match
>>
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>>77905485
What did she said?
>>
>>77905485
Bouchard is such a basic bitch lame cunt
>>
>>77905418
This desu. Her proportions were awful before.
>>
Kokkinakis choke job banged my bracket
>>
>>77905485
no she didnt
>>
>>77905395
whatd she do?
>>
I still think >succ is our best chance to win a major so I am not happy about this first round
>>
>>77905518
>rating cock n arse kiss
>>
>>77905524
significant breast reduction
>>
>>77905498
>>thread barely moving during 8pm match
This thread was created 3 hours ago and will probably be replaced by the time Zverev starts
>>
Commentator on Eurosport
>I like how Sharapova takes her time between every single point
How can you like that? Pisses me off
>>
lewd skirt length ;>
>>
>>77905557
more time to stare at her gayball
>>
kygrios GOAT
>>
based simo
>>
>>77905485
share pls
>>
>just succ
He should return to doubles
>>
how long will shatalova last can she pull this one off ?
>>
genuine merryfats
>>
>>77905626
yes
>>
>>77905533
sad desu
that italian chick is the hottest good player tbqh
>>
>>77905626
Im edging - so hopefully a while
>>
Simo bending over showing those red panties wew wew wew
>>
>>77905578
>6'1
>took test
>woman
pick one
>>
>>77905637
there are no good italian players
>>
pressure building
>>
>>77905637
Giorgi? She lost today didn't she?
>>
>>77905651
>he doesn't like amazons
bit gay desu
>>
>>77905650
>no pics
>>
>>77905679
She's playing now dude just watch it
>>
>succ
it doesn't have to look this difficult, just check your swings a little
>>
>freedumb owl
>no UAE
>>
>>77905708
t. makes 30/h
>>77905711
miss him desu
>>
Is this tournament single elimination
>>
I like the fact that they are both grunting..
>>
>>77905654
>>77905667
yes her. she actually has a winning record vs top 10 opponents just tends to piss the bed in early rounds
>>
>>77905736
yes
>>77905738
me too
>>
halep making some awful decisions
>>
based masha
>>
dayum nigga dodin came back from 2-5 down in the third to win
>>
Brutal 2nd serve numbers from >succ and thompson
>>
Who can stop Masha, other than her roids wearing off? Besides Mugu, I mean.
>>
No Serena to deal with Shapolova
>>
>>77905767
melbonium not realy a roid but whatever
>>
>>77905767
a drug test xdddddddd
>>
>>77905767
WADA
>>
>>77905736
CASUALS OUT
>>
>interview with scum actors

ugh
>>
obviously its the 5th and they're both tired but seems like neither guy wants to try very much on the other's service game
>>
>>77905767
unironically nobody
>>
grunting should be banned there's no reason for this except to intimidate your opponent
>>
>>77905902
so much this
>>
>>77905902
if both player to allowed to do it what's it matter ?
>>
>>77905902
I think the grunting can stay if they stop pretending it's golf and shutting the crowd up for each serve
>>
masha has the best serve in the wta
>>
Would love for someone to tell me why crowds are told to shut up for serves in tennis but not told to shut up for Free Throws in basketball
>>
>>77905945
'tradition'
>>
>>77905930
pliskova u mong
>>
>>77905640
gud post
>>
Are Federer,Nadal or Novak playing tonight?
>>
>jacc thicc
>>
>>77905945
In tennis they have to hear the calls from the ump or the line people, whereas in basketball there is no ambiguity as to the ball being in or not. When savages in the stands yell out, they sometimes mistake the yelling for an ''out'' call.
>>
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>succ's second serve
>>
>>77905971
>Novak
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>77905971
No also Djokoshit isn't playing
>>
>>77905967
nah, although she's the only player who comes close.. i do think pliskova has a faster avg serve speed though. maria is just clutch with her serve when she needs to be. pliskova just bots the same serve every time
>>
>>77906006
oh shit that's right, him and Murray pulled out of the tournament
>>
>>77905971
Casuals out. Just google tennis and find out yourself ffs
>>
No homo but Halep's outfit is some sailor moon type of shit
>>
>gypsey
>>
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>>77905991
I think Tennis should try a visual cue, maybe a red light that the players can see on the net or the behind the players on the wall that linesman and chair umps can turn on whenever there's fault to indicate their was a fault
>>
>>77906044
>No homo
That doesn't actually cure the AIDS, homo
>>
Fuck me in the ass... that rally
>>
BASED MASHA

GET RECKD GYPSY SCUM
>>
>>77906072
That would remove the rules about challenging calls and make it less interesting to watch.
>>
like i said.. best server.. very clutch
>>
>>77906097
>That would remove the rules about challenging calls
how so? Linesman can still be wrong about calls and so can umps, it's just a button to press if they think there was a fault
>>
>>77906078
I'm on PrEP so it's all gucci
>>
masha is playing out of her mind. i'm lmaoing at everyone who thought halep even hade a chance
>>
>>77906127
Well if you're going to make electronic visual cues, might as well digitize the whole thing and have computers instead of people calling if it's in or not.
>>
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The cosmos was not pleased with your decision, Halep
>>
>>77906162
she's so ugly stop posting her troll face
>>
masha holy shit.. she's playing amazingly
>>
Why does Arthur Ashe have a stadium named after him? He wasn't even #1
>>
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>>77906173
Nice try, Serena. She's still prettier and whiter than you'll ever be
>>
>cucc

>>77906213
Affirmative action, although he won 2 grand slams
>>
>the state of shartapova
>>
>>77906217
my aunt used to work for serena. garbage piece of human being she is. my aunt used to have to wait weeks to receive her paycheck
>>
BACK IN IT BABY
>>
>tennis tournaments going until 10 pm
bongs and frogs absolutely BTFO
>>
>>77906157
yes we should
>>
>women's tennis
>>
>>77906241
literally no proofs
>>77906249
still anudda match 2
>>
>>77906257
i have her address :)
>>
is Succ's backhand so poor he has to slice every return?
>>
>>77906264
there's no way to verify it's her address :^)
>>
>jacc cucc
>>
>>77906273
he unironically has the worst backhand in the top 100
>>
>>77906284
damn u got me. just know shes a piece of shit :)
>>
>>77906302
>who is del po
>>
>le forehand into the net woman
>>
thommo has dat heart

>americans in charge of being competent at tennis
>>
fucking just succ my shit up
>>
>just fucking succ
>>
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>the incorporated village of Succ's backhand
>>
So this...is the power...of American tennis...
>>
>>77906302
is his net game dreadful? Why wasn't he charging the net every chance he got with those returns? Why do bad things happen to me?
>>
>it's a wta match goes on for 3 sets while we wait for real tennis episode
>>
come on maria
>>
dopeapova BTFO
>>
>>77906361
>betting on the first round
You deserve it
>>
SIIIIMMOOOOOOOO
>>
>shartaloada
>>
>104 mph serve missing the service line by a foot
>double faulting to lose the set
>women's tennis
>>
>shart-a-dope-a
>>
i'm busting nuts like planters re: marsha's lacy bra desu
>>
>Just Succ
>Dopeapova
>>
sock has no backhand
avg serve
forehand isn't big enough to dominate alone like del potro
>>
>>77906441
based dfw poster
>>
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Please no. Please just let Roidapova win. I don't want another 40 minutes of this shit tennis, even if it might mean more ad revenue
>>
>that autist in the gray suit
>>
>>77906504
looked slav autist af man
>>
>Halep second serve
>Masha returns on Halep's left side, BP
>Halep first serve
>Masha sends it to the net, deuce
>Halep second serve
>repeat
>>
COMMIES GET REKT
>>
We're for the long haul baby. Mariafags are shaking
>>
GO HALEP
>>
>shart a dope a going for a quick roid break
>>
>>77906550
Yeah, but it's not because they care about the match. It's because they have to piss and didn't think they'd have to wait this long
>>
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masha pls
>>
>another set
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I want to see Zverev
>>
>>77906585
Just rewatch the Montreal match against Federer a few times. Make it fun by laughing at Fedtards in the comments
>>
Haleps outfit would not look out of place in the 80s
>>
>>77906603
>>77906603
>>77906603
>>77906603
>>
shartapova such a dirty player/
>take forever betwixt points
>lose set and leave for 6+ minutes
>>
>>77906605
>all that effort put out by salty fedGOAT haters4
STAY MAD LOL
>>
>>77906621
>15 posts early
high functioning autism, the post
>>
>it's 5am edition
>>
>>77906621
kys
>>
>>77906621
>six million posts early
>>
>>77906631
>>77906646
Fuck off doperova ass lickers.
>>
Somebody want to check her ass for a needle puncture? I volunteer if no one else will.

>>77906625
lel
>>
>>77906645
>mfw 3am here
Worth it for Simo
>>
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>>77906656
>gypsies stealing babby momma's panhandling funds to buy a US proxy
>>
>>77906661
>ywn puncture maria's ass
why even bother anymore?
>>
>>77906665
>not just watching her sex tape
It was released when she actually had tits, too
>>
there's literally nothing wrong with being gay
>>
>>77906697
post a link or ur a lying meanie
>>
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>>77906684
>
>>
>>77906716
I-I'm sorry, anon. Maybe I could be your sex tape tonight
>>
>>77906697
There's More to life at 3am than jacking off
>>
>>77906734
>SAT
you must be 18 to post here
>>
>>77906734
>SAT
Holy shit underage
>>
>>77906757
>>77906758
Its my brother's book you autist.
>>
>>77906763
>i-i-its not mine, honest
You must be 18 to post here
>>
>>77906763
Denial is more than just a river in Egypt
>>
>>77906738
Fucking normalfag
>>
>>77906549
hello cunt
>>
>>77906784
twice per thread? cheapened.
>>
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>>77906784
>>77906778
Kys now go shitpost in my successful thread
>>
>>77906843
>1998
...
>>
>>77906843
>Barely 3 years old when 9/11 happened

Get out of here man, don't come back. Go listen to your fucking air horn videos on youtube
>>
>>77906875
Yeah feels good not being an old faggot who still posts in an anime imageboard.
>>
>>77906896
Wtf is airhorn.
>>
>>77906913
>>77906901
go play with your fidget spinner lad.
>>
>>77906913
I don't know, all these generation z kids listen to these stupid and immature videos on youtube where they keep editing in the sound of an air horn repeating...they've even started doing this in commercials because of these idiots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owuhs9rimGo
>>
>>77906842
Dad jokes are never cheap
>>
>>77906901
shut up whippersnapper
>>
>>77906843
>posting in a high school student's thread
You are the worst American
>>
>>77906938
I don't use YouTube m8
>>77906933
Im not an autist like you
>>77906959
Rude
>>
>>77906938
gen z = chill out dude its fun
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