>Barcelona paid €147 million for this

JUST

>>77898224
Didn't they also pay 40 mil on a monkey who couldn't even do that?

Will he go on strike again when a world class club comes calling?

>falling for the pacy negro meme
who will regret it more lads, psg or barça?

that looks like me trying to do tricks in front of girls and looking like an idiot

>>77898492
psg, for that kind of money+wages they should have bought asensio instead

>>77898513
why are you trying to impress 12 year-old girls?

>>77898224
>most talented french player in the decade

They could have got Emre Mor for €20m

ok sp find me a player who is
>fast
>technical
>under 20yo
>can shoot and drive the ball exellently with his two feet

ill wait

>>77898608
PuliGOAT/GOD

>>77898608
Mbappe

>Doubting Dembelé's talent
/sp/ really is clueless.

>>77898608
age is a meme my friend
nignogs develop earlier so at young ages they dominate, just look at any u-something competition

when other races catch up they fade

>>77898608
me

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>>77898224
kek

>>77898608
Martial

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>>77898608
is 22 ok ?

>>77898608
Alli, pls take him for £200m

>>77898608
Puligod

>>77898608
he can use both feet?

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>>77898608
*becomes top scorer at world cup*
Nothing personell europoops

>>77898648
redpilled turkbro

>>77898716
You have never seen him play? He doesn't even know himself which foot is his better one. He can cross and cut inside with both feet no problem.

>>77898530
why not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-v9kdBzjoo
>everybody talking shit about fumbling an upkeep
>to the point barcelona release a vid of him doing the upkeeps
>but without the fail
I hope you are all proud of bullying and hurting ousmane's feelings, you pieces of shit, he's only like 14

>>77898648
Dembele has almost no muscles

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>>77898473
I didn't care about him either way [and yes, I'm aware I'm an insignificant anon] but the way he forced both transfers is disgusting tbqh.

>I'M NEVER PLAYING HERE AGAIN, I'M SELLING MY APARTMENT AND MOVING BACK TO FRANCE, YOU'RE ALL SHIT

Arrogant brat.

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>>77898850
it was Klopp's apartment btw and Dembele left a huge mess lel

>>77898872
haha probably left an unflushed turd

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>48%

Why are britbongs so retarded?

nevermind the keepie-uppies, he lost the ball to 8-year olds in the rondo, they let him continue on the outside out of pity.
8 year olds, dude

>>77898759
same with Pedro, and he cost £0 and could also play the tiki-taka.

>>77898945
>Pedro
>dribbling like dembele
lmao that faggot can't get past a single defender, literally

>>77898965
point was he's double footed.
Arda was a dribbler too, right? Has he dribbled past anyone in Barcelona yet?
It's easier to dribble when you're insanely pacy if your team plays on the counter. Barcelona should not play that way. They needed a good finisher, not a dribbler / ((assist)) giver

>>77898608
>6 goals

>>77899024
>20+ assists

>>77899017
>arda
>dribbler
also
>this flag
>this sport
get out

>>77899053
Assists don't win games, goals do

>>77899069
Are you retarded?

>>77899068
>7899068 ▶
>>>77899017 (You)
>>arda
>>dribbler
>also
>>this flag
>>this sport
>get out

Are you talking to yourself or are you implying that that is false or that Sweden wouldn't BTFO Team USA in a game of football?

>>77899069
>assists don't win games, goals do
This might just be the most retarded comment in the history of this board. It's not like assists lead to goals or anything...

>>77899053
>10+ for Aubameyang
Obama > rat king

>>77899017
>Has he dribbled past anyone in Barcelona yet?
yes, because he can dribble, unlike pedro

pedro runs, presses and scores goals but he's not a dribbler like messi, hazard, isco, dembele, arda, etc... he has a hard time getting past a single defender

>>77898224
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77899123
I know that, never claimed he was a dribbler.
He was probably a better fit for Barcelona though, and he cost 150million less

Nobody does kickups in actual games, who cares

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The virgin tricks

More like Barscammed amirite?

>>77899069
idiot

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>>77899069

>>77899123
press, run and score goals is pretty much what Barcelona should look for in their left winger spot.
How well can Dembele do these three things?

>>77899159
The inferior player they let leave the club is a better fit than one of the best and most promising winger?

You guys are really too much.

he might be a dumb nog but he is a very good player. worth every penny, unironically.

>>77898608
Trent Alexander-Arnold

>>77898850
>both transfers
He only forced the Barcelona transfer. He tried to force through a transfer to Salzburg, before he'd made his debut for Rennes, but didn't succeed.

>>77899112
He'll be playing with Messi from now on tho

>>77899224
>Have to scrap the bottom of the barrel so hard that you end up citing à défensive player
Doomed NT desu

>>77899245
How good is Messi at converting crosses?

>>77899316
What Auba has over Messi in heading Messi has tenfold over him in converting passes and through balls, and we've seen that Dembele's equally good at delivering both.

>>77898608
Literally Pulisic from the same club where Farca bought Dembele.

>>77898644
>he's black and hasn't played in EPL/Liga yet so let's just assume he's some average nigger that got memed up

Yep, typical /sp/. They would have said the same for Henry back then.

>>77899380
I didn't notice him too much the few Dortmund games I saw, but I saw some compilation of his assists
Dortmunds style is different to Barcelonas, and he's facing totally different types of defences. Most of his assists relies on his speed, and he has a lot of space to put the ball on in those situations. I'm very skeptical.

>>77899069
>uk trys to talk about football

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>>77899069

>>77899484
Henry was shit in Barcelona though, got carried by the team when they were on top. At least he could finish decently so he fit the role pretty well

>>77899069

add me in the screencap

>>77899496
Yeah their style is different, it's also the reason why Dortmund aren't good at converting wide passes and through balls, so the attempts that start with that usually don't make it to the assists list.
He'll have to adapt, no doubt. Even Neymar wasn't that decisive when he first came to Barcelona and facing LiLiga's defemce.

>>77899069
This was obviously a joke. These replies acting otherwise are embarrassing

>>77899069

what the fuck

>>77899590
Look at his previous comment

>>77899069

>the city of England

>>77899578
The chances Barcelona get are 50% on Messis through balls (often towards the left winger or Alba) and 50% in play where players need to think very quick and have excellent vision and technique. Like where Messi stops his run and expects the ball in a new position.

Dembele didn't show me he could think that quick, and if he tries to make a lot of through balls or low crosses from the left there won't be too many players there to recieve.

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>>77899301
>A defensive player also being good at attacking means England is doomed

>>77899501
>German "trys" writing in English

what is even the point of juggling in front of the fans? Are real madrid and barcelona the only teams that do this?

>>77899590
>I WAS J-JUST PRETENDING

Never gets old.

https://youtu.be/EC9vgbUoBks

the GOAT introduction

>>77899703
It lets people see the player with his new team's jersey and doing something with the ball. That's a perfect image to get into international news and raise "brand awareness". Better than the player walking towards an unknown place with normal clothes.

>>77899590
I wouldn't trust JF to understand humour

>>77899069

You hear that, Scholes, you were shit after all.

>>77898934
You say that like 13 league goals is a hard feat.

>>77899069
>>77899590
>>77899816
samefag

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>>77898224

Pretty good

>>77899069

bravo UK

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>>77901045
No. I'm just not a tourist shitting up threads with le retard meme when people make jokes.

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>>77899069
>British intellectual

>>77899069
defending doesn't matter if you'r good attack

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>>77899069
Really activates my almonds

>>77899069
are you the same briton who suggested an atom deactivation?

>>77898731
>personell
american "education" lol

>>77898608
Me.

>>77898608
Sounds a lot like Pulisic

Bale also failed at these meme keepy uppies during his Real Madrid unveiling.

He went on to win 3 Champions League trophies.

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>>77898608

>>77902932
you might as well just jerk it and save yourself 200 euros

>>77903055
But I want to smell and feel a woman

>>77902932
No, she's a street whore, just buy some drugs

>>77902932
she has a nice ass but she's probably full of aids

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>>77903102
i literally have a better ass 2bh

>>77903102
ireland, proxy off

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>>77903102
>she has a nice ass

What

>>77899069
>british education

>>77898608
me but not fast or techincal and can't do that with either foot

>>77902932
>200 euros for a street whore
wtf???

>>77902905
This guy is a fucking serious thing.

>>77898224
Haha came here to post this. kek

>>77903310
He is, hopefully he'll have a good year at depor.

Maybe he'll fuck Argentina this thursday

>>77902932
30 at best, you can get better, cleaner and cheaper for less here.

>>77903532
200 is a bit much but for 30 you're getting a bj at best unless you're going for crack whores

>>77898653
me too

>>77903547
Well you can get nice whores for 30 here. Maybe because prostitution is regulated

>>77898608
P U L I S I C K
U
L
I
S
I
C
K

>>77898608
asensio :3?

>>77903211
That's a tranny, I fucked her she charged me 60 bucks.

Romina Juani

>>77905090
>under 20 years old

Is he drunk?

>>77898608
>sp
>sp
>s
>p

End yourself.

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>>77899069
they don't think it be like it is but it do

>>77902932

That street sign sounds Turkish. Can't be, can it?

>>77898648
Fuck off Turkroach

>>77908236
nah that's Hungarian
>>77908396
lel

How are Barca even going to play him? He's literally only played on the right. Messi in the middle is the answer but Suarez wont play as a winger

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who was in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjQlR4kSgBY

>>77907971
Rominitaaaaaaa

>>77898694
>please watch my league

>>77908451
Yeah because he'll be doing keep ups in a match. Unveilings like these are so stupid and should only be reserved for the most skillful of players like ronaldo or nerman

>>77898648
Oh look it's this retarded post again

>>77898735
Turkroach*

>>77898648
This
Dont know why people still fall for the nog scam

>>77902888
And he still sucks

>>77908888
digits of truth

>>77902932
Isn't prostitution legal in German? I'm sure you can find a better offer for a better whore

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>>77898224
>>We are so screwed

>135.5 million for a European Christian Pulisic

>>77898608
Gelson Martins is the best Right Winger in the World right now and his release clause is only 100M€, hes much better than dembelel

I did 27 keepie-uppies once. The last one went into the road.

Can anyone beat that?

>>77908960

it is but that pic isn't germany.
she has a nice body but if you don't want hepatitis and hiv better stay away.

>>77907971

hot one.
hope you fucked bare.

>>77910363
sure. i smoked ice for 3 months once. keepie-uppies me real good

Cristiano also had a fail in his presentation at Madrid, no biggie

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>>77910632

yes, dembele is an idiot but the presentation doesn't say anything about his value.

could always be worse and more expensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RXEhXsaiQU

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>>77899069
what

>>77909183

>we

>>77899069

fucking kek

>>77910179
he can't cross if his life depended on it

doe at the same time Dembele's crosses were pretty shit too and the assist stats were inflated from having the fastest CF in the world

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>>77899069

>>77899069
>Hey guys, let's play a formation with 9 strikers. Surely we'll score goals!

>>77898608

Marko Grujic

Does anyone have a ghif of Dembele juggling? My VLC is full of porn and I don't want to open it on the train

>>77898224
Not a Dortmund fan by any means but I am glad they finally got some crazy cash, which will hopefully allow them to keep Buyern from looting them too hard next season.

Seeing UEFAlona desperately spending the Naymar money is great too. They are a Messi injury away from a serious crisis.

>>77898528
Money isn't a thing for PSG and they actually bought the best players available in the window. If they don't get at least to the semis/lose vs winners, they are truly hopeless though.

>>77902702
They got enough of experts, what do you expect.

>>77899069
Lol

How the fuck is tom cleverly worth 30 million????

>>77911819
>they actually bought the best players available in the window
asensio is available, has a release clause of 75m, and he's been more impressive in the last 6 months than neymar in the last 4 seasons, and he's 5 years younger too

seriously think the psg owner must be shitting himself for chosing wrong, asensio is the new hot thing in football, which is exactly what he wanted to buy

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>>77911856
>n the last 6 months
That's the thing. Neymar performed on high level for a while now. Asensio might turn out to be a meme. Besides, Neymar got crazy amount of hue fans, making him much more valuable for the brand.

>>77911856
He wanted someone with a "world-class player" mentality. Not to mention his club got much more popular after that signing.

>>77911930
>Neymar performed on high level for a while now
neymar has been incredibly irregular in his 4 seasons in europe, and this was with messi and suarez as partners. His first season was absolute shit
>Neymar got crazy amount of hue fans
this means nothing, seriously, united are the top team in merchandise and foreign fans and only make 30m from all their kits, merchandise and local sponsors worldwide.

the difference of talent between asensio and neymar is already very obvious, psg fucked up completely and married themselves to a used up problematic skank just when a younger top model came in scene

>>77912018
>and only make 30m from all their kits, merchandise and local sponsors worldwide
Huh, where do the other hundreds of millions come from? It can't be all down to EPLel and they weren't even in CL last year.

Besides, hues watching PSG is good enough I bet, it could make the league become relevant and in turn raising profits for all teams. Even the fucking frog president recognises that Neymar is a big deal for the entire league.

Also it's not like they can't get Asensio next year when he's more of a finished product.

>>77912078
Agree with everything you've said, but RM are planning to renew his contract and raise his release clause significantly

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>>77912078
>Huh, where do the other hundreds of millions come from?
why don't you go to their website and read the annual report? it's public information, Merchandise sales are nothing in the club's economy

>Also it's not like they can't get Asensio next year when he's more of a finished product
he'll have a new contract and a 5000m clause by next summer. It was now or never and psg completely fucked up chosing wrong. Also asensio's wages must be hilariously low compared to neymar's, and no tranny addicted father to deal with

>>77912158
It's like 500 pages, mate.

Neymar doesn't only affect merchs but sponsorship deals too, for the price he was a steal.

Asensio (or well, his agent) will be wary to agree to a silly clause after seeing the recent developments. PSG is the most attractive destination to earn shekels and it'd be silly not to keep that path open, at very least for negotiations.

Though if he turns out as great as his recent performances imply, it'd be pretty interesting to see.

>and no tranny addicted father to deal with
Probably the strongest argument against Neymar.

>>77899069
so this...is the power...of the premiere league...whoa

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>>77903328
>malawi

>>77899069
You know very little of the game that came out of you dont you?

>>77898648
White and based.

>>77898648
fucking idiot

>>77912364
>Neymar doesn't only affect merchs but sponsorship deals too
but why would a club that uses qatar's national fund to pay for transfers even care about sponsorship deals? It's meaningless to them, like a few brazilians following psg now

when you have infinite money the only important thing is talent and they just bought nerman as the team star but he is probably not in the top 5 of most people's lists, maybe not even top 10 for a few. I think it's a clear misstep

>>77912793
I think you just have a hateboner for neymar and a ridiculous, even childish recent form bias to suck on asensio this much.

>>77912793
>he is probably not in the top 5 of most people's lists, maybe not even top 10 for a few
keep that delusion, swimming in your salty tears feels like holidays again.

>>77912793
imagine spending your free time doing this

>>77912793
you're a retard, nobody has infinite amounts of free money, not even the big scawwy mudslimes

they're hoping to build a profitable brand down the line by spending money now. it's called investing. this is literally the most basic shit

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>>77899069
Holy shit m8

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>>77899069

>>77913138
>Investing in a false economy

Wow, what brainboxes.
Also what he says is basically right, Nerman really isn't anything special. He could score 50 goals this season in Ligue Un and it wouldn't change the fact that, if he wasn't hyped as Brazil's poster boy, he would be considered nothing more than completely average at best. Why? Because it's fucking Ligue Un.

>>77898608
literally me

>>77913486
>Because it's fucking Ligue Un
oh yeah, that league who provided 2 benched players who eventually became EPL players of the year, also same league that exposed english clubs in european competition thos last years ?

>>77912712
>>77908469
>>77908396
I found the butthurt negroes, kys my men

Dembele is good but people were hoping on Coutinho, Dybala, Özil etc that kind of players. Anyway most teams in La Liga are going to get murdered by Dembele on the counter. Dembele can also play on both flanks. He's a good buy.

>>77903519
>he thinks t*barez will field Valverde or any player younger than 37

AAAAAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

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>>77907971
pero que asco que das hijo de mil putas

>>77899069
this is why it will never coming home

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>>77899069

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>>77898224

Imagine being Barca this summer.

>Your superstar and marketing god gets bought out for 222m
>"Gotta replace him with some good players, should be ez, we can pocket at least half the money afterwards €€€€€"
>China League Tottenham reject for 40m
>147m for Bundesliga Mbaye Niang

R.I.P

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>>77911856
>Asensio last season: 38 games, 10 goals (ratio 0.26)
>Mbappé last season: 44 games, 26 goals (ratio 0.59)

I wonder why they chose Mbappé lololol?

Also Mbappé is three years younger and scored six decisive goals in Champions League :o

>>77913486
>50 goals in Ligue 1
Are you aware that in the past decade, we had top scorers with only 18, and even 15 goals in one season?

No one ever scored 50, not even in distant times.

>>77898608
19 year old messi

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>>77899590
>>77899069
It's a "I was just pretending to be a retard, retards" episode...

>>77914410
>fake goal ratios
asensio played almost 1000 less minutes la
>I wonder why they chose Mbappé
they chose neymar over asensio
>Also Mbappé is three years younger and scored six decisive goals in Champions League
doubt any of those goals was more decisive than the one asensio scored in the final against juve

asensio entered the stage 3 months ago and suddenly neymar became very old news, now he's just another veteran player like alexis sanchez or bale

>>77914701
The one asensio scored aganist Juve didnt mean shit. Juve was alredy loosing 3-1, and Asensio scored at the end of the match. Didnt change much.

>>77898934
>The Sun

Everyone hates The Sun, not just Scousers.

>>77914701
>Iberian delusions: the post

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>tfw I've never gotten so many (You)s

>>77899069
3 deep 5 me

>>77915104
My pleasure, lad

>>77915104

>when the (You)'s need more than one line to be displayed

great feeling isn't it?

>>77915456
it often means you've been publicly BTFO, though

>>77915814

not if you were just pretending to be retarded, though

>>77898224
We took Neymar they replaced him with the french Oxlade Chamberlain

>>77908456
You know her(male)?

>>77913939
>not liking girls with penises

>>77912158
nigga that's a male

>>77915814
100% of my most (You)'d posts were:

>epic posts (generally long, well crafted, screencapped by others, etc.)
>calls for rolls (the easiest way to have 30 or 40 (You)s at once)
>non-voluntary gets

>>77915994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grtZA9OhTuI

>>77899069
Have a (You), you fucking retard.

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>this thread
>those flags

>>77898716
His ball control is near perfect with both feet. He dribbles with either foot, tricks, cuts passing. You have to see it really.

>>77899069
really makes you think

>>77898224
Loooooool

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>>77899069
For future generations. Beautiful.

>>77916669
>4chan
>well crafted post

You fucking liar

>>77916669

69 confirm

>>77898224
Sorry, Pedro. No refund.

>>77898608
keita badie

>>77917476
The amount of effort I put in my 4chan baits is unhealthy desu, it feels like a job sometimes.

>I do it for free

>>77898224
but can he dab?

>>77920246

no

>>77898224
he was clearly mucking around

>>77908396
>yank defending niggers
Colour me surprised

>>77908236
it's hungarian