I could beat the champ in the ring

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Or even better

Theyed probs Puch my hand to get my arm out of the way, but that's a push!

australia ladies and gentlemen

>>77897536
Wait they can't even do that it's punching down. Boxing's not fighting it's chess.

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>boxing works in a real fight

>>77897538
Well the ref always stops the fight just before the guy getting smashed blacks out and kills the winner. Or blacks out and plays dead.

>>77897568
Never fight alone. Nah just take 2 paces instead of ten then shoot. Or stab.

>>77897568
Just saying, all the bullshit to fight like a man is someone kicking your arse. Id just dog shot and run.

>>77897321
lmaoing out loud

>>77897568
Nah really what I would do, is cop the beating until it passed the point that I tolerate (not the pain threshold) I could probably tolerate 'fucked up'. But there's a point beyond that, and it would see if I did anything wrong, but if it's in trouble because I didn't do anything wrong. I'd probly wake up walking soon after it was over with voices saying keep moving.

>>77897568
In other words, it's really big. It will fight, and it doesn't happen in the dance ring ever. Unless someone knows a boxing kill video and you will see what I mean?

>>77897936
Yeah that's when they have to go for the ribs, and you uppercut. But my version 2 is better, all it needs is to be a bit more provocative.

>>77897568
Hits to the back of the head aren't allowed in MMA either, so I guess MMA doesn't work in a real fight AND is worse than boxing.

How can MMA-tards even compete?

>>77897972
They think it's a punch on

>>77897972
Well by punch on I mean fight. But the rules suggest fighting isn't how to win

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>>77897269
I'm sure mcdonald lost because of disqualifications.

>>77898160
McGregor said he could have won with more time. I bet that's because of the stuff I'm talking about. Surly there's a video of a boxing match where someone died? I'm not talking about life support either, that shit gives you what you need and takes it away and doctors are idiots. I mean I want to see what happens to make the fighter kill

>>77897538
figured I better rep Australia as schitsophrenia after the truths Ive been talking. Honestly most aussies love a clean 1 on 1. Or don't like to fight. But I'm a little interested in who's idea it was to add the real man pressure to win