/trans/ - DESPAIR Edition

>Liverpool goalkeeper Simon Mignolet, 29, is a target for Napoli who have contacted the Reds about a potential switch. (Gianluca Di Marzio)

Swansea City will offer Manchester City £13m as they attempt to re-sign striker Wilfried Bony, who they sold to City in January 2015 in a deal worth up to £28m. (Daily Mail)

>Birmingham remain in talks over a club-record deal for Ghana midfielder Afriyie Acquah although Torino do not want to sell the 25-year-old. (Sky Sports)

Former Arsenal striker Thierry Henry has questioned why Chile forward Alexis Sanchez would stay with the Gunners after their 4-0 thrashing at Liverpool. The 28-year-old has one year left on his contract and has been linked with Manchester City. (Sky Sports)

>Arsenal are prepared to meet a £75m buyout clause to sign Real Madrid's Spain midfielder Marco Asensio, 21, before Thursday's transfer deadline. (Sunday Express)

Everton will move for £40m-rated Leicester City striker Jamie Vardy, 30, who is also wanted by Chelsea. (Sunday Mirror)

>West Ham's proposed club-record move for £38m-rated Sporting Lisbon and Portugal midfielder William Carvalho, 25, has been placed in jeopardy by their poor form. (Sunday Times - subscription required)

Arsenal are set to lose defender Kieran Gibbs, 27, midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 24, forward Lucas Perez, 28, and defender Shkodran Mustafi, 25, before the transfer window closes. (Sunday Telegraph)

>Liverpool are pushing to sign Oxlade-Chamberlain, who has also been linked with Chelsea. (Sunday Mirror)

Liverpool have set a Monday deadline for Barcelona to agree a fee for 25-year-old midfielder Philippe Coutinho. (Onda Cero - in Spanish)

I now remember Loic Remy

Reposting:

>An Aberdeen footballer has been rescued from a river after a night out in Glasgow. Gary Mackay-Steven, 26, was suffering from the effects of hypothermia when he was pulled from the River Kelvin by firefighters early on Sunday morning. The former Celtic winger was then taken to the Queen Elizabeth University Hospital by paramedics.

>Aberdeen FC confirmed the player was treated for hypothermia and was now "recovering well" at home. A club statement said: "On behalf of Gary, the club extends its thanks to the emergency services involved. The club will not be commenting further on the matter."

>Scottish pissheads

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>>77894696
>Liverpool goalkeeper Simon Mignolet, 29, is a target for Napoli who have contacted the Reds about a potential switch

Hart will be englands starting gk

BIG news lads, Panathinaikos captain Zeca has joined Kobenhavn.

Olympiakos linked with Mirallas, Demba Ba, Okaka and even Arsenal's Lucas through various sources.

Wonga must be blackmailing Arsenal, he prob have proofs of satanic pedo rituals or something

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>>77891597
>>77891597
NEW

>>77894721
>Scottish pissheads

It was clearly a suicide attempt m8. That's why the club aren't commenting further. The way it's being reported is not as a cheeky river fall. The media have been briefed that he tried to kill himself.

Who will Wonga panic buy this time to shut up fans?

Keep in mind that he can't be too expensive.

>>77894744
Shit way to do it desu

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>"Courinho isn't leaving la'. The club said so!"
>desperately making last gasp bids for attacking players days before the window closes

Chelsea didn't even look that good yesterday desu

>>77894750

Krychowiak, Lucas Moura, Guedes and to a lesser extent Di Maria are on sale.

So probably Krychowiak.

>>77894721
Litterally nothing wrong with being a jock and wanting to die desu

>>77894772
Everton didn't try for 70 minutes.

>>77894772
They didn't have to

>Arsenal are prepared to meet a £75m buyout clause to sign Real Madrid's Spain midfielder Marco Asensio, 21, before Thursday's transfer deadline. (Sunday Express)

>things that will never happen

pick two

>>77894744
...oh.

I feel bad now.

>>77894750
He probably thought he had Lemar set aside for when Sanchez, Mustafi and Chamberlain leave in the next couple days. If other teams are buying up Wenger panic buys before he even gets them then Arse fans might be marching on the Emirates by the end of the week.

>>77894744
>desperate for death
>throw yourself in a river
>get dragged out and forced to continue living

Poor bastard

>>77894793
Kek

>>77894798
Is playing under Derek McInnes really that much of a change from Brendão?

>>77894797
>Wenger panic buys before he even gets them then Arse fans might be marching on the Emirates by the end of the week.
I hope they do, it would be lel worthy

>>77894797
>might
More like won't.

>>77894811
Either would make me suicidal desu

>>77894831
>Actually plays football rather than hoofball physical shit
>Sets out a low percent fat diet for you
>Great emotional speeches
>Educated and actually coherent
Brendan must be like a god in scotland

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Any updates on the Great British Bake-off being good this season situation?

>>77894696
>Arsenal are prepared to meet a £75m buyout clause to sign Real Madrid's Spain midfielder Marco Asensio, 21, before Thursday's transfer deadline. (Sunday Express)
>Arse
>Buying anything

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>>77894867
Outlook not good

>>77894855
Ah yes, Brendan, the great philosopher. The leader of men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX8dM_pZC7M

*carves*

>>77894867
that guy on the left is 100% a pedophile

>>77894881
Steady

>>77894898
tbf, 100% of Britain is a pedophile

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What's the word on gf to me transfer?

>>77894772
I beg to differ. Morata looked very good, such a lovely smile.

>>77894898
desu 14 year old girls love him so its probably consensual

>>77894908
you have a transfer ban la, it will be lifted in 2028

>>77894873
The worse mistake is no Mary. I can't see Prue Leith being as kind to some of the abject failures as she was.

>>77894811
McInnes is an odd man, he turned down the Sunderland job just so he can keep trying to be the Jock Simeone.

>>77894912
>implying 14 year olds can consent
Stop noncing about yeah

>>77894926
they can in holland and germany

>>77894908
talks broke off after a failed physical mate

>>77894941
think it's 16 lad

is there a loan fee for mbrappe?

>>77894941
It's 16, with some strict rules until 18, here lad

>>77894978
>>77894686

Didn't UEFA Financial Fair Play Regulations block the transfer?

>>77895013
Until they get their bribe

>>77894923
Nah that's sensible, Sunderland are a fucking mess and you're only gonna increase your rep as a manager by getting them promoted

Have Arse even been linked with anyone?

>>77895040
Mahrez recently (as Sanchez's replacement)

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>>77894911
Morata was alright but everton where blackburn tier

Lads I'm really worried my team will get relegated from the premier league...it took us a while to come up and we were pretty lucky to get promoted and now things look bleak.

Can you convince me Arsenal will avoid the drop?

>>77895035
>Nah that's sensible
I'm not so sure, when's the lastime someone from the SPL outside of Celtic/Ranger's manager got an offer from a good team? I know Sunderland are a bit of a joke right now but Aberdeen's record transfer is still 1.1 million from years ago, it's a shoe-string situation that's surely more stressful than a team that was in the EPL last season.

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Dendoncker to Monaco

>>77894911
>refball goal
lmao

>>77895113
He'll get an offer from a more stable champ team the moment managers start getting poached

>>77895107
When did Arsenal come up?

>>77895013
they're loaning instead of buying him

Daily reminder Monaco has enough money to pay Messi's release clause.

Daily reminder PSG only bought Mbappé so Monaco could help them destroy Barcelona forever.

>>77895139
1919 through shady dealings with the Football League https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Arsenal_F.C._(1886%E2%80%931966)#Move_to_Highbury_and_the_promotion_controversy_.281910.E2.80.9325.29

>>77895168
Founded on a swamp

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>3/3 clean sheets
is Lossl elite?

>>77895201
He was awful at Mainz apparently.

>>77895222
Wagner is elite

>>77895244
are you gonna cry

>>77895244
Make threads early should be a permanent range ban.

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>LFC are trying to push through a club-record deal for Lemar understood to be worth over £70m inclusive of add-ons. (Melissa Reddy)
>Thomas Lemar is 'is enthusiastic over a switch to Anfield.' (Melissa Reddy)
>Divock Origi could potentially be used as a sweetener to conclude a deal. (Melissa Reddy)
>Liverpool are still optimistic of landing Naby Keita next season, however Renato Sanches is not on the agenda. (Melissa Reddy)
>The move is not linked to Barcelona’s pursuit of Coutinho, with the Merseysiders insistent their “definitive stance” will not shift before the window shuts.

>Lemar to Liverpool
>Ox to Liverpool
>VVD to Liverpool

If all these happen before the window shuts, where will Liverpool finish?

>>77895244
Maybe because the NSFW op pic.

>>77895266
quadruple winners

>>77895266
CL semifinal, 2nd place of PL, League cup winner.

>>77895266
easily top 10 of the table, maybe even top 7

>>77895266
I doubt Liverpool will go for Ox if they get Lemar

>big clubs are spending money on deadline day
>2017
if you believe this youre a bigger sucker than ya mam last night

NEW HOUR, NEW THREAD

>>77895293
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>>77895293
>>77895293

Why do people rate oxlade chamberlain now

>>77895304
He is going to liverpoop so he is now elite la.

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good morning as/sp/ee

>>77895266
4th

>>77895304
A handful of good games at wingback, which he hasn't really been able to replicate.

>>77895317
>realise first kid is ugly
>go into panic mode with twins and suffer actually putting winky in a woman
hard work being CR7

New thread

>>77895333
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>>77895317
>golden budha statue
What a pleb taste of decoration.

>getting this bumruffled because you got rightly banned making an early thread

Someone please buy Mahrez, losing the ball 75% of the time you get it is a fucking liability.

NEW THREAD

>>77895356
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>>77895354
£4m. final offer

>>77895354
ill give you 2 freddos

>>77895366
Sold. To the highest bidder.

>>77895244
I got blocked for 15 minutes for making fun of larping christfags on 4chan. Janny and Mods work entirely on feel feels.

>>77895342
>>77895360
This is the virtual form of autistic screeching

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>kloppo going for non african players

>>77895317
Is he getting his gold dug out of him?

who will win the league?
Serious answers only please (no Liverpool)

Who would be the best replacement for Mbappe? Including non-premier league guys

>>77895404
robben

>>77895266
None of those are gonna happen.

>>77895397
1. Mouyes United
2. Chelsea
3.Liverpool
4.Huddersfield
5.Spuds
.....
18.Arsenal
19.Brighton
20.West Ham

Why are so many PL teams getting blacks rather than GOOD BRITISH PLAYERS?

*tips tiki torch*

>>77895420
>GOOD
>BRITISH PLAYERS
Pick one.

>>77895420
the last good british player was Wayne Rooney, and he goes on the piss every weekend, looks middle aged and has the first touch of a bomb

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has a team ever been confirmed for relegation so early

they haven't even scored a goal yet

>>77895428
>>77895430
Cahill, Jones, Henderson, Kane and Vardy, Lallana and Redmond are pretty good.

>>77895435
gays aren't welcome, and they know it.

>>77895435
So what was the real reason for the Dwamena deal falling through? Because the medical thing screams of an excuse. Too incompetent to get a work permit for him?

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Pearce confirming the Lemar stuff is legit

>>77895455
Probably a work permit.

Disastrous for Homo Albion though.

>>77894696
>Liverpool have set a Monday deadline for Barcelona to agree a fee for 25-year-old midfielder Philippe Coutinho. (Onda Cero - in Spanish)
Barcelona is still chatting shit? Does anyone still believe them at this point?

>>77895420

Because blacks are better developed than whites at a younger age but they age like milk. All the best players in the world are white, only decent black players bar a few are below 25 years old.

Black players seem like a meme especially players like Mbape who is like every other young black player just potential with little to no chance of being a world class player.

TL:DR People buy black players because they're better at younger age than whites but whites develop into better players.

>>77895457

I love how liverpool are obssessed with signing attacking players where their weakness is defence. They need a new keeper and a whole new back four.

>>77895481
the deal is done la, won't be made public until liverpoo sign the replacement

>>77895547
b-b-b-but HEAVY METAL FOOTBALL

>>77895532

>reddit spacing
>abysmal footy knowledge

checks out

>>77895556
>Flag
I feel so bad for you la. Still delusional that your shadow of a team will be saved by the signing of Coutinho, when it's pretty clear that there's no way Barca is getting him. I'm sorry but Barcelona's fall from grace can't be stopped.

>>77895457
>Thrash Arsenal
>Cuck them out of a transfer

>>77895547
But they did try. Couldn't get the guys.

>>77895259
Isn't Lemar a winger?

Is Asenscio's buyout clause still only 75, really? Why aren't more EPL clubs going for it and why would he want to go to Real? Why don't Liverpool sell qtinho and use that money for VVD and Asenscio

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>>77895532
*blocks your path*

>>77895615
Asensio would still have to agree to the move. No way he would leave Madrid

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>>77894696
Didn't read lol

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#respect

>>77895685
Who would call lingard

>>77895615
>>77895628

His buyout was increased to 300M last week, no memeing

>>77895685
Wtf i like chelsea now?

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>>77895685
>we call on Hazard they remain silent
really got me thinking

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Contacting the mods on irc actually works, I recommend it if you feel your ban was unjust and you can talk like a civilized human being.

>>77895693
I was thinking the same thing.

>>77895685
What did he mean by this

No seriously

>Sky sources: Tottenham agree deal with Estudiantes to sign defender Juan Foyth

bank holiday tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNwNSU5NikU

>>77895685
>pookaka
>mata
>matic
is chelsea to united the new arsenal to city?

>>77895731
Chelsea have 1 more player than United, I think.

>>77895712
what u get banned for senpai

>>77895685
I only check news stories by sky sports and BBC motd on football so I can these daft African comments

>>77895747
A post on /a/ saying I use mal with taiga to make downloading anime easier.

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>>77895744
kek

>90 million pounds for the welsh jesse lingard

any updates on the Lemar to Liverpool situation?

>>77895776
he's more like the long-haired theo walcott

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>including poocastle players

>>77895788
>3 city players

why?

>>77895788
>schmeichel included solely because he saved a penalty
>garth crooks

>>77895693

His mom?

liverpool definitely need 2 new full backs

>>77895793
Garth includes twitter bantz now as a necessary skill

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>>77895593
>feeling bad for barcelona fans

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>>77895685
Really activates the almonds.

>>77895803
i rate clyne

>>77895803
Defending is not heavy metal

>>77895816
he's injured though

>>77895803
why?

Clyne/TAA/Gomez
Robertson/Moreno/Milner

it's all good

>>77895712
Mods are children who think they know whats best

>>77895803
They just bought Robertson in this window

>>77895788
Schmeichel cheated, also chelsea defenders literally had nothing to do

>>77895823
only good player there is TAA and he is still a project

>>77895788
no idea why Matip is there, he didn't have to do anything

>>77895842
Robertson looked great in his 1 game so far, Moreno looks much improved like he spent the whole of last year being told to watch clips of competent left backs, and on the right side both Clyne and TAA are good, with TAA developing into the better player this year

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>>77895803
One full back (I rate Robertson) and at least one centre-half (Lovren is a fucking liability and Klavan isn't UCL class). I wish Klopp would just make up with Sakho.

imagine arsenal fans thinking they could get asensio

Dembele presentation at Baka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP0GerQbcPg

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>>77895807
>sarcasm

>>77895866
hope coutinho gets announced this week, literally the robbery off the century if it happens, 150m for a player worth 50m tops

>>77895378
This. I got blocked for a couple of days for criticizing the spanish language

>lose neymar in his prime
>replace him with some literally who nigger from a shit league for 170m
>actually convince your fans this is a good deal

>>77895404
Some new kid who's gonna grow up to be the next superstar talent

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>>77895439
>Henderson
>good

>>77895912
he's better than any arsenal player

Wtf is stoke doing? They've got about 12 cbs

>Yarmolenko to Dortmund has actually happened
Always seemed like it was just going to be another Gaitan to United.

>>77895930
theyre going 5atb

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>it actually happened this time

>>77895685
Funny thing is he didn't even mention that has-been Mata

>>77895930
Playing 5-4-1 with 2 DM.

>>77895866
This is the dumbest fucking shit. Why would you livestream signing the contract?

>>77895925
That makes him good?

>>77895244
New day New thread shitters thoroughly blown out once again

>>77894696
Why would Asensio agree to sign to Arsenal?

That would be like 10 steps back, especially now that he has had a great start of the season

>>77895788
Ritchie deserves his spot. Players from big teams getting the spot automatically because they score a goal is retarded.

>>77895840
Azpili ended up there because of his assist to Morata

>>77895990
especially now bale is on the decline massively he will be a guaranteed starter

bale is worth about £40m

>>77894733
>Demba Ba

Didn't he die or something?

>>77896006
>40 miilion

If that were true Mou would buy him yesterday

>>77895925
Yes and so is the swedish ladies' national team

>>77896032
I'm saying that's how much he is worth now

In this market his actual value would be over 100m though

>>77895961
>5CBs, 2DM, 2WB and Jese up front.

Those rainy nights at stoke will be a toughy

>>77896044
I see.

Truth is the market has gone retarded in the past 3 years, Monaco is literally paying £160 for the black Hatziyovanis

>>77895951
literally who

is dembele going to barca?

>>77896097
nah

>>77895951
WHAT YEAR IS IT?

>>77895803
Their fullback situation is fine, just need a new CB

why do barca want to buy rashford I thought he was shit?

Viðar Örn Kjartansson from Maccabi to Newcastle instead of mitrovic

>streaming mocap for next fifa's the journey

>>77896123
/sp/ thinks he's shit, and we all know about how right /sp/ is

>>77896123
>Rashford
>shit
he's literally the Mancunian Mbrappe

remember when man u signed falcao and di maria

Has Paul Pogba finally proven the doubters wrong?

>>77896192
why what's he done?

>>77896143
thats martial

>>77896192
only one year later and 90 mil for pogba is actually a steal the market is going to fast someone needs to step in

>£135.5 million for the black matty jarvis

>>77895685
His face when united buy hazard

do players exist that aren't fast, black and from monaco?

>>77896201
United literally have 2 black Solksjaers ready to do fuck all in the starting 11 but come off the bench and score every time.

>>£135.5 million for the muslim danny murphy

>>77896224
Theoretically yes, realistically for premier league teams no

>>77896208
they bought him 1 year too early for that price though.

>>77895712
>Giving some obese manchild the feeling of power
Or you press a button and it's gone

>>77895951
Dortmund didn't have a 9?

>>77896346
Mor

>>77896346
Mor, but he's likely leaving. What's odder is that their 7 is available, but he hasn't taken it and have the same number for Dortmund and the NT.

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I actually feel old now

>Yarmolenko actually moved
Holy shit

>Keita having medical today. Officially joins on July 1, 2018.
Lvpl paid premium now on top of next summer’s £48million release clause.

FUG

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Are you going?

>>77896447
>United v Roma 7-1 was 10 years ago

>>77896477
why is marcus rashfords mum playing?

so now keita is officially a liverpool player it's pretty much confirmed coutinho will sign for barca

they might try and delay it a year though

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poops and vegano

>Keita and Lamar in one day

ABLS ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>signing Keita just so bigger clubs can't trigger his release clause next summer
pathetic

>>77896462
That is some seriously retarded shit.

Rate the following from 1 to 10 based on likelihood
>Bale to United
>Lemar to Liverpool
>Sanchez leaving Arsenal this window
>Coutinho leaving Liverpool this window
>Vardy leaving Leicester this window
>Asensio to Arsenal

what's the point of a medical now so he can sign in a year?

bit redundant surely

>>77896510
>coutinho will sign for barca
it's already done

>>77896540
5
6
9
7
2
0

>>77896548
liverpool will try and stall it until 2018

need source for the keita deal

>>77896559
reddy, pierce, king on twatter

>>77896540
3
4
10
10
4
-100000000000000

>>77896554
la, it's done

>>77896559
https://twitter.com/JamesPearceEcho/status/902163019886542849

>>77896540
>Sanchez leaving Arsenal this window
I can see that he wants to but where would he go?

>>77896559
>he isn't on twitter

Creasing

>>77896574
it's clearly not though

liverpool have put an offer on the table which is likely 150m euros and he moves in 2018 and they have given barca today to decide and have already announced keita as his replacement

>>77896567
>>77896576
thanks

>>77896592
denmark is the twitter expert in /bundes/

>>77894696

>Arsenal are prepared to meet a £75m buyout clause to sign Real Madrid's Spain midfielder Marco Asensio, 21, before Thursday's transfer deadline. (Sunday Express)

No way in hell. Spain is crazy with the guy right now.

>>77896541
I'm guessing they didn't want a bigger club to come in and get him. Still fucking retarded paying the energy drink to keep him for a season.

>>77896576
Not saying it won't happen but this is the same guy who said Coutinho hadn't requested to leave the club - 5 hours after the club had received an email from Coutinho asking to leave.

>PSG sign wonderkid from rivals on loan
>Liverplop agree a transfer 12 months out during a transfer window

What exactly is going on?

>>77896610
i thought he was about to sign a new deal with a 350m euro release cause?

>>77896600
>have already announced keita as his replacement
this should give you a clue la

>>77896624
genuinely because lfc didn't their emails kek

>>77896635
in one year though

>>77896627

Monaco's owner is trying to get on Putin's good side. And Putin asked him to do Qatar a favor.

so coutinho stays this season then goes next summer?

ABL's absolutely blown the fuck out

>>77896661
yes

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vvd, lamar and keita all announced today.

hows your day been?

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>>77896648
wait, the keita deal is for next season?
>beinsports reporting agreement for coutinho reached

>>77896674
Please no more black players.
Liverpool were the GOAT with Scots Irish and Scousers.

So Liverpool are effectively spending the Coutinho money before he's sold.

>>77896678
doesn't say what the deal is though or when he will leave

this will all be dictated by liverpool

>>77896540
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>Liverpool agree club record deal with RB Leipzig for Naby Keita which will see him sign NEXT SUMMER.

So a minimum £45mil + £48mil release clause next summer.

This is some of the dumbest shit ever.

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>>77896684
>Irish

Lol no.

>>77896540
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>sell coutinho
>buy keita, lemar and VVD

pretty good business 2bh

>Coutinho Suarez straight swap
who wins that trade? do both teams accept? why or why not

>>77896729
we obviously win that swap lol

>over 90 millions pounds for a [DO NOT OPEN UNTIL JULY 2018]

>>77896729
liverpool win because suarez is a better player

neither team accept

>>77896729
suarez in the form liverpool sold him would be worth £300m today

>>77896678
Coutinho gets reported literally every day as a done deal

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>>77896736
no need to be upset friend

>>77894867
>no mart berry
>replaced by a tranny
fuck off

>ABLs making up transfer fees

Howling

>>77896689
liverpoo are announcing all this shit today to soften the blow of coutinho leaving tomorrow, la

I thought Keita wanted to come anyway? Why would they pay double to wait a whole fucking season?

get fukkkd
get cancer and fukkin aids ABL's

>>77896477
based serge will provide

>>77896776
not gonna happen unless lemar also signs

>>77895951
He looked awful in that super cup game vs madrid for sevilla. I offically don't rate him

>>77896779
because why would he go to liverpool if an actual big club came in for him?

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Is he Good Klopp?

>>77896477
Bet they're all getting paid to attend it

>>77896779
He gave an interview where he basically said "i want to play for man city" and city will want a cm next year.

If they paid the release he'd never pick Liverpool over them or any other team

>>77896707
it's basically like buying the player and loaning him back for a year, what's the problem?

https://twitter.com/Fernando_Duarte/status/902165693092724737

lel

>£96m so keita can spend his 30th birthday in leipzig
nice gesture by lpool imo

>>77896779

But they paid the release clause amount not double

Keita will replace Coutinho next summer.

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>>77896798
Because Klopp la

>>77896707
Pogba looks a steal now

>>77896819
melissa reddy reckons the release cluase "plus a premium" but not seen anything suggesting the premium is another 40m

>>77896821
duh

it's here lads

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/naby-keita-undergoes-liverpool-medical-13540947

>>77896810
Because they need him, and other players, right now.

It'll be about 60m for Keita I think. Leipzig were gonna lose him anyway, so why not make an extra 10m on top and keep the player happy for the rest of the season?

Rhodes
Hélder Costa - McCormack - Kodija
Rúben Neves - Ndong
Taylor - B Gibson - L Koné - Chester
Ruddy

How well would this Championship XI do in the Premier League

>>77896834
Only source is abl tears

>>77896845
OUR YEAR* LA

*next year

>>77896854
relegated

60m for keita
50m for lemar
50m for VVD

all covered by the 160m for coutinho

>>77896845
pretty good deal for liverpool

>>77896630

I heard that too.

Liverpool have been looking grand without Coutino so far. Losing him would change nothing. ABLs are clutching at straws.

>>77896908

They still need him for central midfield though with Lallana out for so long.

Don't know why Liversht supporters have been so reluctant to let Coutinho go. Us AbLivs have been saying for ever that taking the money would be to Liverpool's benefit. Lemar + VanDijk + Keira (next season) is an improvement on le set piece man. Barca paying ~£130m for him in the next couple days is going to be one of the worst transfers ever.

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This team will win the league

>>77896908
sign Lemar and Ox and it'll be good, hopefully a CB

>>77896908
what if mané gets injured?

>>77896885
>paying £100mil instead of £50mil
>good

Dunno about that.

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screaming at people upset we are making signings and their tinpot clubs are doing nothing getting their players nabbed

>>77896919
he's honestly not that good, mahrez has better stats than him over the past 3 seasons and he is only one year older and £40m

is there actually anything new on vvd or are you just mentioning it?

>>77896949
he's signing for Arsenal

Arsenal is getting relegated this year

>>77896940
nobody knows what the extra amount liverpool is paying on top of the 48m is

it's not going to be much because he is out of contract anyway it's just a sweetner for leipzig

How's Jack Rodwell like? Being linked with Sporting Lisbon to replace William Carvalho but I'm weary of everything English

>>77896949
people saying he's going to liverpool for £68m and has been spotted at a hospital in liverpool yesterday, bit expensive imo though

>>77896949
The only thing I read was that Soton will not let him leave just to prove a point which is stupid but then again he's been acting like an absolute cunt.

>>77896973
shite

>>77896956
They probably still win FA Cup and end their season with more trophies than liverslip, again.

>>77896973

Had tons of potential at Everton (NEXT STEVEN GERRARD LAAAAAA) but went to City, never fulfilled it and has been pretty mediocre since. Bit like Ross Barkley's career is going to go, but defensive midfield.

>>77895951
bargain tbqh

>>77896973
the next eric dier la

>>77896973
Sunderland fans think he is the worst transfer in their entire (ENTIRE) history and he only cost 10m.

If Sporting signed him for money, it would be the worst transfer in football's entire history.

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signing of the year all years

>>77897035
£135.5m worth of quality

If Liverpool sign; Lemar/Ox, VVD and Keita, they only lack a solid left back and a solid big tall defensive midfielder that would be fine being benched from start most of the time.

Maybe a consistent goalkeeper (Mignolet have been fine for a while though) too.

>>77897035
Jesus Christ.

>>77897063
they would be stupid to sign ox he is shit

>>77897035
More than I can do desu

>>77897035
I don't get why they have players do kick ups in presentations like that. They're never actually going to do it in a match.

>>77896998
I'm about 50% sure that Barkley is a DM, else why would Tottenham be interested in him?

>>77896966
See >>77896845

Club record is Salah for 44mil. Unless they mean both payments together being a club record it should be around 100mil. And why would they need a sweetener when he's obviously very willing to sign anyway.