Heem

First for Miesha Tate is disgusting

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>For sure Miesha Tate is so disgusting my man I would totally never have sex with her my standards are way too high for that my guy

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>that guy who thinks posting /asp/ will be funny after the millionth time

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>>77894245

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>>77894256

>>77894270
>>>/asp/

go.

>>77894267
she needs a baby in her belly. You think she gots a big clit?

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>>77894272
lmao
Saved.

>>77894270
>that guy who's underaged

>>77894267
is this considered Schaubposting....?

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Imagine getting verbally heem'd by Nate fucking Diaz

>>77894267
Her nose is bigger than my head

>>77894290
how much does someone get payed by getting HEEM by nate diaz?

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For anyone that want's the context

Brendan: I Disagree
Nate: (Floyd) He didn't try.
Brendan: He didn't even try? He didn't even win 4 rounds? He didn't win NO rounds?
Nate: He didn't even try.
Brendan: Ahhh
Nate: All good *inaudible mumbling* that's just how I feel.
Brendan: I guess but I think you should like him
*inaudible slurring*
Nate: Yeah I know YOU love him
Brendan:(Walks away) You're wrong brother
Nate: Fuck you.
Brendan: Hey! I ain't got no problems with you
Nate: I got a problem, I think you're a bitch.

>>77894306
I heard 5 rounds but good transcription.

>>77894270
is he getting bald?

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>>77894306

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How did h8rs respond when Bisping was announced as the headliner for MSG?

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>>77894327
With anger, disbelief and sodium.

But as we know;
The King Reigns.

Schaub is a Jewish name

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>>77894338
Bless

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>>77894346
Bless buddeh.

>>77894343
racist

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>For SURE I was just fatigued my man

>>77894306
Schaub wins via verbal knockout

>>77894411
For sure, like he won the Rothwell fight

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I kinda wish I had the shooping skills to make this into a playing card type look.
Oh well, I still love it.

mspaint saves the day

>>77894371

How will whites ever recover.

But legitimately McGregor looked worse at some points against Nate. He's for sure taken worse punishment.

>>77894460
He never went two rounds straight without landing a punch and being consistently hit to the head and body and stumbling all over the place

>>77894478
>he
pronouns pal!

Conor is the type of fighter who stands in the pocket to deliver punishment.
Dude got cut against Mendes of all people and he had a huge reach advantage there.

>>77894491
That was on the ground though from an elbow

>>77894267
there it is, another picture of her fake fucking tits

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>>77894499
Fair point I haven't watched it in a while.

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>>77894503

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>>77894327
Resodent blacked.com subscribers were furious.

And that one kiwi in australia who's a fan of that other kiwi in australia

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>first fightnight in weeks is less than a week away

>>77894520
Bisping cucked their nation eternally twice in a lifetime

Once for a middleweight belt and the other for a woman that reproduced a beautiful daughter that is completely legal in most countries

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>>77894432
Never mind. I'm drunk enough to do this.

>>77894460
>How will whites ever recover.
never, they're too busy playing faggotry like soccer.

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GSP will humiliate Bisping in the ring. His striking and ground game is leagues above Bisping.You guys are fucking idiots to believe he won't lose his belt.

>>77894569
*gets outboxed by pigg rigg*

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>>77894548

>>77894569
yes, but he should be fighting woodley, it's ridiculous

>>77894581
That would be boring as hell.

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>>77894569
>Le cheese with fries eating surrender to strikes monkey

>>77894569
>in the ring
Good thing it's the Octagon then buddeh

>>77894273
Did she get PERRYED?

>>77894569
the non-casuals know bisroid is going down

>>77894598
Made me think

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>>77894604
Nah. She just became anime.

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reminder that Bisping is the MW GOAT

Did hurricane bro die?

>>77894235
P4P GOAT fighter. U mad?

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>>77894607
It's going to easy for GSP to get the submission.

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>Floyd's feet
>instant smooth switch into a good base, ready to punch
>Conor's feet
>tangled up, out of balance, looks like a retard

I want to get into MMA, which UFCs are the must watch? I'm currently watching 205 and 210

>>77894662
yeah conor gassed, did you not realize? lol retarded bong posting the obvious

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>>77894736
Watch all Conor ppvs and claim you know mma

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>yfw Brendan Schaub is the best analyst in combat sports

>>77894235
Did he get his belt back or what?

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Holy shit, Piana is dead?? was there a sticky?

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>>77894432
>>77894548

>>77894791
Yes on /fit/ you jew

>>77894791
>jew trying jew tricks

>>77894736

189
199
206

best in recent memory

>>77894569
gsp is ducking a legitimate champion. he said he'd fight maia, so he doesnt care about money, and bispings money fight with hendo was a fucking flop.

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>>77894736
Watch all the fights on the spicy banger list, they're all on fightpass

>>77894807
205 desu

>>77894736
1-5 The Gracie domination.
Then watch Pride

>>77894754
He's just shit, sorry m8

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<-- Tappy

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>conor BTFO
>dc BTFO
>maia BTFO
>tfw no santa claus

>>77894802

>>77894874
50-0 doesnt mean shit anyway, JCC sr went 87-0

>>77894845
when gassed yes

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One thing I noticed is that when Mayweather would go for the clinch, he'd just kind of leaned on Conor and didn't really expend a lot of energy.

Conor on the other hand seemed to immediately shoot for underhooks or try to go around the back just out of habit. Also I think he had to stop himself from throwing an elbow a couple of times. Him working so hard in the clinch probably contributed to the gassing factor in addition to the body work by Mayweather and just his general shit cardio.

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>>77894794
Thanks buddeh that's bluddeh brilliant.

God bless The King.

>>77894893
And normally. His punches still looked like ass and had no power on them, before he got tired after 9 minutes. He couldn't pace himself for shit or tell that Floyd was intentionally letting him punch himself silly on his arms, couldn't move himself, and didn't present an answer for body work. He got walked down and knocked out by a smaller, older man, and was easy work.

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>>77894921
you're wrong though of course

they weren't fighting, they were boxing. they were playing, not much different than poker tbqh

>the best defensive boxer of all time

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Why does he wear the mask?

>>77894932
Floyd was playing. He was grinning ear to ear the entire time and didn't get out of 2nd gear. He carried him for a while and then finished him because he felt like it. Conor was too, considering how easy he let the whupping wash off him in the post-fight. His fans cared more about this than he did. He knew he wasn't going to do shit.

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>>77894909
>over analyzing McGoobs weak cardio

>>77894945
>clearly lose 5 rounds
>win 2-5 on the judges scorecard
>win rounds by watching and not throwing

lol nice sport you got there, literally the pinnacle was last night

>>77894954
He won by knocking McGregor out and rendering him a defenseless gazelle on ice. Perhaps you forgot that.

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>>77894939
Dr. Conor, I'm IRA.

>>77894954
you can win rounds with defence though

>>77894962
>knocking McGregor out

lol, a ref stepped in to save boxing

>>77894945
>fans cared more about this than he did

this is the part that gets me. All these casual / goober fans defending him online. Turns out Paulie was right and he really does have no balls. I'd be smiling too if I didn't care about winning and got a 100 million payday

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>>77894939

>>77894965
>makes sense
>win the fight by eating/dodging blows properly

this is why you aren't fighting when you box, you're playing, it's a silly game.

We all know that in an mma fight Floyd wouldnt even last a round

>>77894970
To save Conor's brain cells, you mean. He was being bashed around the ring and nearly falling out the ropes. He didn't throw a punch for basically the entire 10th round and the 9th was more or less a 10-8 already considering Floyd walked him down and blasted him with right hands repeatedly.

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IS there any doubt that the game was rigged now?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/boxing/2017/08/27/floyd-mayweather-attempted-bet-400000-beating-conor-mcgregor/

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>>77894970
For sure, Conor was just coming back and the ref stopped it early, 100%.

>>77894986
you can weasel your way around it anyway you want but mcgregor never fell, he was good.

I'll give you the win because he gassed. Give Conor another year boxing and he's better than everyone. done talking to trolls.

>MMA is real fighting
False.

MMAnlets need to stop parroting this meme because it clearly shows the level of autism of the average MMAnlet out there. Real street fights never go to the ground. They are conducted standing up. Real fights are boxing fights. Every real fight I've ever watched and have been in has been done standing up. Deal with it MMAnlets.

Jew Jitsu, Wrestling, Karate, etc. are memes and never used in real fights.

>>77895004
Barao "never fell" against Dillashaw the 2nd time around, he was still a punching bag offering no resistance.

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For sure he never fell down, early stoppage wtf

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>>77894794
Great oc buddeh, mind if I save it ?

>>77895011
and? that was a fight, big difference m8

mcgregor had mayweather's back about three dozen times and instead of forcing mayweather to react the ref jumps into save him

mayweather was turning around and giving his ass to mcgregor midfight over and over, complete pussy shit lol

>>77895006
>Every real fight I've ever watched and have been in has been done standing up

yeah why is this? Even people who don't have a clue in worldstar vids immediately square up and box. You'd think someone would throw a kick or something but no

>>77895006
is this a queue to post amateur grappling street heem webms because I feel like doing that

>>77895026
Can you make it in reverse that would make me sensibly chuckle

>Oh so you're a wrestler now?
>Oh so you're a boxer now?
Running out of options desu

>>77895033
No difference, actually. Barao was a punching bag, McGregor was a punching bag. McGregor also fouled over a dozen times with rabbit punches, hammerfists, punches to the back of the head, and the kidney. Against a tiny man who hadn't been in the ring for two years and also wasn't supposed to be a KO threat. He cheated like a faggot and still got whooped and slept.

Most MMA fans hate it when the fight goes to the ground which goes to show even MMAnlets are actually boxing fans and don't really like MMA. Also the biggest stars are usually the fighters who win standing up. Seriously stop watching this meme/joke of a '''sport''', if you want kicks just watch Muay Thai or something

>>77895056
huge difference dumbo, one guy got heemed the other guy was gassed and the ref stopped it prematurely

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This is what would happen to Floyd in an mma fight

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>>77895030
>>77894914

all yours buddehs

>>77895065
zip it zilch

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>>77895053
Oh so you're auditioning for Broadway now

>77895076
(You) need some attention, sperg?

>>77895065
How did he get "heemed" but McGregor didn't? Both their heads were being used as speed bags.

if i saw a guy like DC in that shape at the beach i probably think i could smoke him

i will never fight anyone on the streets every again you just can't tell if someone's secretly a professional fighter

>>77895092
you can't heem someone in a boxing match lol

how casual are you? I know /box/ loves to steal our memes but come the fuck on dumbo.

also, it's different because of how it happened obviously why are you trying to argue semantics

>>77894736
Watch events, if you stick to just watching the best fights like the spicy banger list, you'll get an unrealistic perception of the sport

>>77895108
It's not different at all. I thought we made this clear.

>>77895120
Not at all, you're doing a piss-poor job.

>>77895093
Exactly, imagine fighting a Roy Nelson

>>77895134
Mark Hunt would be worse desu, literally knock your head off

>>77895131
>get punched in the head a lot, do nothing back
>get punched in the head a lot, do nothing back

Are they doing Reem vs Nigganou?

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>>77895084
Once he joins forces with Meryl Streep in Bellator anything is possible

>>77895143
Barao was kicked a lot though, a few elbow and knees, he also wasn't in there for 30 minutes so you're simply wrong, lad.

>>77895156
this is my favorite poster not even kidding

>>77895156
You're right, McGregor was actually taking punches for a longer period than Barao, I hadn't thought of that. Even more brain trauma.

I can understand conor got out skilled and out game planned and everything but

why can you just turn your back and bend over in boxing and not get a point deducted or something? that was the gayest shit I've ever seen in a fight.

>>77895142
Yeah but Mark looks fucking hard and I wouldn't start shit with him. Roy just looks like your typical fatass. DC looks hard as well.

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>>77895152
Pottery

>>77895170
>couldn't finish McGregor
>lost 5 rounds
>had to hire the ref to save boxing
>had to wait until the MMAer was gassed to even compete

what else?

>>77895171
what are you talking about? turning your back to your opponent, bending over, and shoving your ass into their crotch is PRIME TIME. Literally only the GOAT of GOAT does that

>>77895043
Yes please. Australia thinks he's funny when he's not.

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>>77895171

Imagine fighting a man older and shorter than you, and he keeps turning around and rubbing his arse in your crotch and then he fucking heems you anyway

>>77895170
boxing is not fighting it's trash. he basically lost a game of monopoly, so what

>>77895229
only because the ref stopped them from competing in reality :) if the ref doesn't stop mcgregor he heems mayweather in the 2nd round as predicted. too bad the ref was bought and paid for.

all these goofy rules add up to one big bag of shit

>>77895199
>muh composure
Don't forget that.

>>77895229
Imagine spending all day talking about the result of a fight which everyone predicted and then proceeding to say that boxing is the best thing ever because Mayweather won against a dude who has only ever knocked someone out by setting up his punches with kicks.

>>77895230
I thought he was gonna "break the guard"? I thought it was "half a fight"? Why did none of his punches have any effect on a guy twice his age and half his size? I thought 8oz were going to be Floyd's death sentence.

>>77895241

I think you're thinking of "boxing" there my guy

>>77895253
mayweather won the """fight""", no one is saying conor is the better boxer

MMA > boxing

>Volkov is the favourite vs Struve

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>77895220
>shoving your ass into their crotch is PRIME TIME

Neon Deon would never do such a thing

>>77895276
>still this deep in denial
When Stipe's head clatters off the canvas after Anthony Joshua so much as glances in his general direction, you will know it's not all talk.

Webm request please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wppevQCZij4

My boy slamming and hugging a boxer

>>77895295
Bahaha, I'd love to see one of you cowards step in the octagon and get tapped in about 30 seconds.

>>77895305
>it's an MMA fan pretends they can fight episode
Note: This is literally you.
https://youtu.be/0HLts6PFuUA

>>77895295
Stipe sould get murdered inside one round. The absolute state of MMA fighters. They are willing to risk their life for a measily paycheck.

>>77895308
>t. boxer/monopoly guy

haha my dude you're a comedian

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>>77895282
>Volkov is the favourite vs Struve

>>77895305
>he needs to take people down to beat them
What's the matter pussy you scared to fight? Boxing is the most natural form of human fighting.

>>77895331
I can tap you while we both stand, goof.

>>77895338
Hahahhahaaha sure you can you fucking nerd.

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>>77895322
Betway have Volkov at 4/6

>>77895282
Struve is a chinlet though

>>77895347
easily geek, you're nothing to someone like me

I have many followers.

BOJAN VELICK is a pretty big underdog against Darren Till, I was talking to someone here who was certain he was going to win might be worth jumping on

Should I bet on him?

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>>77895349

>>77895355
MMA is for people who could never make it in boxing.

>>77895380
nah I can box too, enough to slap some good shit on you and have you crying to your momma in less than a minute.

>>77895380
Watching boxing is for baby boomers

>>77895358

>Le raised eyebrows man

Hope he gets the snot knocked out of him, I don't want to hear him speak Portuguese with a scouse accent ever again

>>77894235
>http://mmajunkie.com/2017/08/floyd-mayweather-conor-mcgregor-hype-didnt-translate-into-big-crowd-in-vegas

>literally the biggest event in the sports history was not enough to sell out a 20k seat arena

let that sink in

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Skleb is scared of Nate

>>77895464
>that image
what's wrong with you?

>>77895470
>that flag
>that post
what's wrong with you?

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>>77895470

Is there some kind of problem my man?

>>77894267
Schaub talked about how hot Miesha was while in bed with Ronda. No wonder the relationship didn't last.

>>77895473
>>77895479
See if it was Conor's head instead of Tiger's I'd like it

what did nate and schaub say to eachother lads. anyone got a written transcript/summary?

How many hours a day do you spend on /heem/, MMA websites, watching fights, UFC videos etc.?

For me, it's at least 10 hours a day. I need a new hobby.

>>77895474
How come non-whites miss the point more often than not lmao

>>77895487
see >>77894306

>>77895487
Nate Diaz was being a manchild as always and called someone a bitch for not agreeing with him. Brendan behaved like an adult and walked away knowing he could kill Nate

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>>77895504

09:00 to 17:30 mon-fri while at work. I maybe check out late evenings on the weekends but only for a few minutes

>tfw I do the heem graveyard shift

It's coo though, I like the eurohours fags.

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>>77895504
4-5 hours most days other time not at all for weeks

>>77895509
nate is too real for this planet

>>77895518
what kinda job allows that? you a paper pushing office manager or something?

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>tfw it was your 0 that had to go

>>77895535

sysadmin

had to work my way up through years of techie shitmunching though but its coo.

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>not being a neet

>Conor won the first few rounds though!

How can people seriously be using this as a defence for Conor? Obviously he won the first few rounds where Floyd was literally doing nothing on purpose, you could even hear his corner telling him to "start" after round 4.

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>>77895573

am I memeing properly?

>>77895580
haha I was a sysadmin too. I started using shit like vagrant, puppet, and cloud orchestration which pretty much does my job for me. but when people walk past me i type htop and tree into the terminal and they think i'm working hard

>>77895026

what a shitty referee. The guy might have been killed in front of his fucking face.

>>77895331
> natural form
it's not fighting, it's trash you 60 year old faggot

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>>77895605

kek

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Okay so I watched Conor vs Floyd. Was disappointed, Mcgregor did better than I thought he would and the finish wasn't satisfying enough.

Masvidal would have gone 12 rounds with Floyd btw

>>77895661
>Masvidal would have gone 12 rounds with Floyd btw
Any non cardiolet would.

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oi

roon

boxin

>>77895605
Reebok's not gonna be happy about this

Why exactly is Snoop Dog dissing Conor on instagram? What did Conor ever do to him?

>>77895056
How was he 'slept'? At what point did he lose consciousness? You can't present an objective and truthful argument because you're biased. Almost as much as Carl Froch.

>>77894970
Conor was just waiting for that 7th wind

>>77895794
Snoop Dogg is a dumb sack of shit, anyway. Got no idea why he's so respected. He was one of the worst rappers of his era, too.

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>>77895810
This is slept
What conor got was a brittle hand beatdown

>>77895844
i wonder if aldos second punch would have heemed conor if he didnt die halfway through

this whole meme could have been avoided

>you can go out on your face or your back
>goes out on his feet

why did the referee ruin the storyline like this? conor broke the fourth wall and got mad about it after the fight. what a joke.

>>77895661
How have you only just seen it now?

Rocky Marciano has more terrible reach than Artem Lobov.

Let that sink in for a second.

>>77895869
truth is conor was out on his feet and it was over, but still the ref should have let Mayweather knock him out so there would be no discussion, if he can't do it then he can't do it, McGregor was gonna get that 7th wind any second.
>>77895820

>>77895884
rocky was in fixed fights, dingus

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>>77895884
>has more terrible

>>77895904
it isn't his first language he's british they primarily speak arabic

Floyd was going to give up the first 3 rounds, so Conor could have thrown just enough to win them without much effort.

4-8 he could give back to Floyd and throw just enough so that the ref doesn't call it. Duck under and hold and just wait for the 9th and make Floyd exert more to win these rounds.

This in theory should give Conor an energy advantage to go for a win in 9-12. Probably isn't going to win 4 rounds of boxing with Floyd but seems like his best chance and the worst case he turtles up and loses a decision while taking 3-4 rounds from the GOAT in his debut.

tldr: Why did Conor headhunt the GOAT / defensive genius Mayweather?

Also, why has no one in Conor's camp told him about his obvious and glaring weakness of endurance / cardio? Isn't this easy to fix with running?

>>77895904
there actually isn't even anything scientifically wrong with that sentence buddy

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who else is excited for ufc 215?

>>77895915
They did tell him about his cardio, he even said the entire camp was just one big endurance exercise with little technique.

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>>77895915
Conor has enough cardio to go the distance in boxing or MMA. He just throws too many bombs too quickly to last to a decision. It's a gameplanning/energy management issue, and as long as he keeps trying to knock motherfuckers out it's never going to stop.

>>77895915
to be fair, Floyd didn't throw a punch in rounds 2 and 3 and he still won them both on two judges cards, so the fix was in from the get go. if you watch those rounds again, floyd hardly does fuck all and he still wins the rounds. so conor had no hope in hell at winning a decision

>Also, why has no one in Conor's camp told him about his obvious and glaring weakness of endurance / cardio? Isn't this easy to fix with running?
I think it's a problem that is difficult for them to fix, because Kavanagh has seen it multiple times and definitely knows it's a big problem. I'm not really sure why they haven't been able to iron that out lol

>media pretty much universal in their praise for Conor

While I'm happy he didn't get his doors blown off CM Punk-style, I don't want that performance to act as the starting pistol for more ''''big fight''''' crossover boxing matches.

http://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12183/10989407/mayweather-v-mcgregor-tony-bellew-willing-to-follow-in-mayweathers-footsteps-and-face-ufc-fighter-michael-bisping

Who really wants to pay to see that? Can we just move on?

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>>77895956
Defense is part of the scoring criteria in boxing.

Who should NGANNOU fight next inside the squared octagon of the UFC?

Why didn't Conor have someone in his corner who was ever previously involved with a boxing match?

RATE THIS CARD
Demetrious Johnson (c) vs. Ray Borg
Amanda Nunes (c) vs. Valentina Shevchenko
Neil Magny vs. Rafael dos Anjos
Ilir Latifi vs. Tyson Pedro
Jeremy Stephens vs. Gilbert Melendez
Sara McMann vs. Ketlen Vieira
Henry Cejudo vs. Wilson Reis
Sarah Moras vs. Ashlee Evans-Smith
Gavin Tucker vs. Rick Glenn
Mitch Clarke vs. Alex White
Luis Henrique vs. Arjan Bhullar
Kajan Johnson vs. Adriano Martins

>>77895988
jesus those are some tasty titties

name?

>>77895988
he literally did nothing those rounds and conor landed some blows.

conor landed 110+ real punches (not pats to the head) in 10 rounds, more than any fighter ever versus mayweather in 12 rounds.

>>77895989
why do people keep bringing him up? he hasn't fought anyone yet... i understand the HW division is thin but we can't get fooled by hype again.

>>77895988
Another reason why the sport of boxing is bloody awful.

The martial art of boxing is great though

>>77896004

6/10

>>77895915
Adrenaline dump. Conor easily did 3 rounds against Holloway with a torn ACL having visited death's door 24 hours earlier making 145. As soon as someone like Nate or Floyd don't go down from shots and start landing their own, Conor breaks down mentally causing him to fatigue. He said it himself, it's mental, not physical strain that wears him out.

>>77895898
>Everything that's not the UFC is fixed
At least watch the shit first

>>77896013
because his fight just got cancelled, sorry i'm not talking about boxing like all of these off topic idiots

>>77895999
because le loyal lad
could tell it was uncomfortable and alien for all of them including conor as soon as they were in there before the bell

>>77896026
What are you saying here kid? I've been studying history for longer than you've been alive. You don't know what you're talking about when it comes to the history of boxing you blithering idiot.

>>77895879
The stream I was watching was on twitch and it went down during the walkouts so the twitch account just put on a south park livestream and I only cared about the co main so I just watched that instead.

>>77896029
bud i'm not trying to be rude, i'm genuinely asking why people think he deserves a title shot just because his JDS fight got cancelled? there's still a couple of other contenders to fight before Stipe.

Only reason i can think of is the UFC needs another star and Stipe could break the title defense record and potentially become the next star

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>>77896004
Decent match ups but nothing amazing, 6/10.
Maybe the fights will turn out to be especially spicy

>>77895973
McGregor vs. Paulie is a done deal in my opinion. Everybody made a fuckload of money and they're gonna wring every dollar they can out of this boxing thing until it becomes a stale meme.

>>77896005
I think that's Leslie Smith

>>77896021

Conor said in the post-fight interview that he would routinely gas in Round 6 during sparring so I'm not sure it's all mental. Unless the mighty Artem Lobov got Conor SHOOK.

>>77896013
Because he's yuuuge and athletic as fuck. He's Brock Lesnar-sized but with a build like Romero, though not quite Roidmero-tier.

>>77896047
Which of his fights do you think were fixed?

>>77896005
No idea, found it in the depths of my heem folder just with the 4chan digits.

>>77896009
>he literally did nothing those rounds and conor landed some blows.

He prevented Conor from landing anything.

>conor landed 110+ real punches (not pats to the head) in 10 rounds, more than any fighter ever versus mayweather in 12 rounds.

a) that's absolute fucking bullshit for two reasons: that stat includes all the pitter patter hammerfists and blocked strikes, and a ton of fighters have landed more strikes. Maidana landed 221 in the first fight and 128 in the rematch.

b) Mayweather was aggressive as all fuck. He walked Conor down like he didn't have the slightest respect for his power. You are going to get hit if you are the aggressor in boxing if you aren't incredibly slick, that's just how shit works.

just worked for 5 hours while staying in a fasted state

What have you zilchs done today

Has MJ ever tried featherweight? He's way smaller than everyone he fights

>>77896021
He had top control on Holloway for most of the third though. Maybe he would have tired if he had to keep up striking.

>>77896005
Looks like Smith v Pennington at Invicta 4.

>>77896090
your opinion really doesn't matter, the fact remains the Conor is the best boxer Mayweather has ever fought.

>>77895915
My own take was this:
If you're Conor, don't walk back, but don't walk Floyd down so much in R1-4. Keep this up until R7-8. By 8 or 9 he is gassed no matter what, so he is going to get walked down.

>>77896104
>the fact remains the Conor is the best boxer Mayweather has ever fought.

By what metric?

>>77896067
it really has the look of one of those meh cards that turns out to be full of spicy bangers

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>>77896098
He spammed meme kicks for round and a half and top controlled for the other half of fight. Surprisingly he didn't throw almost any leff 'and shots back then, that may be the difference

>>77896074
>>77896098
he said he fatigues because he couldn't see the finish line and 6 more rounds feel like an eternity.

There's obviously more to it, for example in the first two rounds Conor's head movement was on point and that uppercut was beautifully timed. But when you compare his movement to May he was over exerting himself, putting too much effort in to doing essentially nothing.

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>>77896067
>still no nudes from that """""""""photographer""""""""""

>>77896091
It's easy for me to go 24 hours without eating. I dont do it though because I want to keep up weight.

>>77896125
It isn't even that bad name wise, there's at least 7 fights that aren't literally who's. The only problem is the charisma vacuum headliner really

>>77896117
by how many punches he landed compared to everyone else bud

I might have to give a plant based diet ago, I'm so sick of constant stomach aches and I've tried everything else

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>>77894235
mma is dead
The biggest difference between the sports is that boxing has a better system for weeding out the weak. The amatuer system, national competitions, international tournaments such as the olympics.
somewhere along the line the weak get exposed and are eventually held back from further progress. the boxers path to being elite is basically a kind of natural selection. having well above average stamina to regular humans is selected by the nature of boxing. not so in mma where there are more ways to rest and glass chinned bums get KO by the 1st punch that lands.

mma fighters are basically evolved to survive in a less demanding environment.

>>77896004
Main card is shitty compared to 217, imthahol

>>77896163
>by how many punches he landed compared to everyone else bud

Maidana landed more punches both times. He's the better boxer, yes?

>>77896145
yeah but you weigh sub 160lbs i weigh over 200

>>77895988
>wmma wardrobe malfunction 01.webm
Can you post 02, 03 etc.

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>>77895932

we champ now
forgeh abou amanda nunes she nao existe

>>77896185
I weigh 90kgs which is light for me. I was 96 half a year ago. Don't nkow how I lost 6kgs.

>>77896176
sorry I meant punch accuracy

>>77895474
because they get off welfare...

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>>77896198
maybe you had no steaks

>>77896169

MMA is still a relatively young sport, especially compared to boxing. In time it will develop a better amatuer system in line with it becoming more accepted by the mainstream. I have no doubts that MMA will be an Olympic sport by the time Paris 2024 comes around.

>>77895988
Feel sorry for women honestly, I'm sure they'd prefer to fight topless but they'd get called slags

>>77896205
Not impressive

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>>77896140
literally how

>>77896221
*grunts loudly*

>>77896169
you can knock people out early in mma because small gloves, elbows, kicks etc. and as a result of that, having good cardio is very beneficial, but it's not vital like it is in boxing. Even the best can get knocked out early in MMA. You can't weed that out in. In boxing, you just don't see early knockouts over and over at top level.

>>77894992
>$400,000.00

is that all he had left before the fight?

you'd think since he was "toying" with conor and "it was all part of his game plan" he could have predicted or simply ended it in the 10th making his bet winnings even more

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>>77896186
based hogan calling out the jew york times, too bad he's always doing an 180 on politics when Alex isn't around to call him a globalist shill

>>77896212
I never eat steaks. My local doesn't do steaks I like.
I either have 8 sausages a day with a tonne of rice, or a big pork joint roasted with potatoes.
Sounds simple but I always make a nice sauce homemade for them with wine, cream, lemon, some spices and the meat juice.

Steaks are pretty inefficient given their cost. I like to get by on one massive meal a day, and two steaks + pasta/rice/broccoli wouldn't cut it.

I'm shitting all over the steak meme.

111 punches and conor didnt even cause a hint of damage to mayweather

i thought he only needed one punch to ko him anyway? well he had 111 and he managed fuck all

>>77896219
>I'm sure they'd prefer to fight topless

I don't think so, Anon. Bouncy breasts are an annoyance and can be painful. Why do you think women restrain them with tight sports bras when jogging?

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>>77896216
>Olympic sport

as if that will mean anything by then, they want to make fucking video games an Olympic sport

FUCKING VIDEO GAMES

>>77896169
*fight gets stopped after two weak punches with pillows*
woah.. so this is the power... of boxing's demanding environment

Did anyone else bet on Floyd by KO and get pissed when the ref didn't give Goob a standing eight count?

>>77896251
>and get pissed when the ref didn't give Goob a standing eight count?

Did you not notice before the fight how in the rules they listed that there wasn't a standing eight count?

It's good that they've done away with it, that's how you get braindead boxers. Conor should have taken a knee if he wanted a break.

>>77896243
Hardly any of them have any significantly sized titties though, and those that do have fakes so they weren't that serious about sports career in the first place

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>>77896260
Ah fuck, no I didn't notice because I'm a fookin idiot

So the only way it could be officially scored as a KO would be after a knockdown and a regular 10 count then? fook me m8

>>77896186
>the only journalism in a field Joe is qualified to dispute is "completely inaccurate" by his own admission
>surely the rest of their journalism is "legitimate" though!

are the Alpha Brain supplements tainted?

>>77896169

One thing I always notice with boxing (only watched it for about a year, GGG vs Brook whenever that was.. ) is that its generally just known beforehand who the better guy is.. the commentators will just say from round 1 like yeah.. he will finish him in a couple probably and then that happens.Normally its some random bum thats clearly a stepping stone for a young guy but the MMA fan side of me is thinking "why the fuck are they counting him out? anything can happen" but it basically just doesnt.

Its like theres levels to boxing that are just set and upsets rarely happen, so for a guy (conor) to have gone in and tried it out at the very fucking highest level possible instantly was just stupid.

UFC makes it way too easy to be a bum and still get far and way too hard to be a younger guy who can learn and grow as they fight.

>>77896294
this desu.

whenever i read the paper about something i know dick about, it's completely wrong

how is it surprising though, journalists aren't specialists or experts in anything other than writing articles

>the ref stopped mcmeme from taking more brain damage and getting dropped to save boxing
This truly is the worst general here, go to /asp/ where you belong

>>77894662
Is this one of the "angles" we were all warned about?

who is your least liked woman ufc fighter?

>>77896326
>UFC makes it way too easy to be a bum and still get far and way too hard to be a younger guy who can learn and grow as they fight.

it's because MMA is harder, dude. it's literally every single martial art on earth. why wouldn't that be one of, if not the de facto most difficult thing a human could do?
think of every single martial art that anyone has ever been a master of them and technically mma includes all of them. so yeah, it's going to be difficult to be a dominant master of the sport

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>>77896004
>Adriano Martins

>>77894662
>>77896337

Floyd is just incredible at reacting with short punches. His reaction time is uncanny

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>>77896326
>Its like theres levels to boxing that are just set and upsets rarely happen, so for a guy (conor) to have gone in and tried it out at the very fucking highest level possible instantly was just stupid.

Basically. Picture related.

>>77896343
>MMA is harder

It's not a matter of one being harder than the other*. There are just so many different ways to lose that eventually you will come across a guy who is really good at something that you aren't even though you are clearly the better fighter overall. This is why records don't matter so much in MMA.

*(though becoming a specialist at the highest level of any given specific discipline is arguably much harder than becoming good at a large variety of things. it's easy to become decent at anything, it becomes progressively harder to become better over time as you gain more skill, and boxing is a game of inches).

>>77896243
Nearly all of them have flat tits

>>77896392
>It's not a matter of one being harder than the other*

Honestly dude, I think it is a matter of one being harder than the other. Every martial art on earth being slammed together is a young sport, and the ways in which someone can come up with a way to negate your strengths are ever evolving very rapidly.

The landscape of MMA has changed so much over the past few years, it's incredible how fast the sport evolves. I get what you're saying about being at the very elite level of something and how difficult that is, but MMA is harder no matter how you argue it. It's way, way harder lol

>>77896403
Case in point, the non-topless lady in (>>77895988).

I still have nightmares about those aerola.

>>77896434
Mighty Meme thinks that it's the easiest combat sport because you can just switch to something where your opponent is weak to win the fight.

MMA is more chaotic than like 95% of other sports just because there are so many things you can do, but grading it on difficulty is just masturbatory.

I wish I could find diego sanchez walkout against al iaquinta online

What's next for Jon "Bones" Jones?

>>77895988
why don't women punch each other's tits more? gotta hurt.

>>77896460

jail for assault

>>77896453

I think it's more chaotic than 100% of other sports. Pretty hard to argue that it isn't lol

>Mighty Meme thinks that it's the easiest combat sport because you can just switch to something where your opponent is weak to win the fight.
Your opponent can do that too, though. I get that there are many extraneous details here but that's a silly argument to make, in my opinion. Demian Maia is good on the ground, so just keep the fight on the feet dude! Oh wait a second, the most dangerous fighter in the decision just lost because of how good Maia's wrist control is.

>>77896460
probably another fight soon since NSAC is corrupt and vegas is all mobsters

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>>77896355
That and he's smooth and efficient with every motion, every movement. It's just one switch step with his feet to position himself to crack McGregor as he tries to slip to the inside. Essentially taking the short way round. Same with webm related, he doesn't have legs like he used to, so he just uses them only as much as he has to.

>>77896469
No more than punching them in the face or solar plexus, and both of those will do more damage. I'd say it's mostly because they have shit accuracy.

>>77896480
>Your opponent can do that too, though.

Presumably you are better than them at the specific thing that you are trying to do, as Maia was against Masvidal.

>Oh wait a second, the most dangerous fighter in the decision just lost because of how good Maia's wrist control is.

Over a long enough time frame Masvidal would have been choked unconscious every time.