/heem/ - Bones is innocent edition

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>tfw two clear victories over mcmeme

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maybe the age of drug cheats is actually over

god bless vindictive, bitter, spiteful failed athlete and cuckold Jeff the alien Novitzsky

>>77890426
Hey spammer, for someone that hates MMA so much, you sure are early.

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>>77890354
>if it was a WEAL fight
kek

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>>77890441

listen you seem absolutely convinced of your delusions, but I dont even know what this "spammer" you keep referring to is.

I only come on /sp/ to talk shit when there has been a big fight, whereas you on the other hand I'm guessing spend every day of your NEET life posting here which is the only way boards can build up these kind of ecosystems where you are convinced anonymous people have a certain identity based on their flags.

>>77890354

Polite reminder:
>>>/asp/

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/oxyfloyd/

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guys is conor really a crazed beast or is he a meme?

>>77890489
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/49-1/
Are you really going to pretend that all of these posts weren't you? Just admit it buddy, honestly there's no shame.

>>77890528
Conor is a manlet who never learned, Floyd is a manlet who did.

guys im 5'6 and 130lb im scared of getting heemed in a street fight. what do i do

>>77890739
Go Lee Priest mode.

>>77890676

LOL

Seriously do you not think it slightly bizarre that you are convinced that only one person from australia posts here?

no, it wasn't me buddeh. I wasnt pulling your leg, I literally had no idea what you were screeching about.

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will abu azaitar do good in the ufc? hes like a legend in my city

>>77890739
buy a gu--

learn to suck dick, leaf

>>77890739
Save your life, bring that knife

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>did you enjoy the fight anon? mcgregor got btfo, stupid whiteboi
what do?

>>77890739
how about not be the kind of cunt who gets into a street fight

>>77890910
Tie her up and throw her into my trunk. Check on her a few weeks later.

>>77890925
>flees from danger
typical canadian

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>>77890834
>L O L
>LOL
Is this a coincidence? Literally nobody on 4chan uses "lol" instead of "kek". I'm pretty sure you're him tbqh buddeh.

>>77890955
lol calm urself sperg

>>77890940
yah nah, you're a cunt

>>77890955

I dont know what to tell you at this point, its amusing but also a little sad and bizarre how obsessively convinced you are, and all i can do is tell you no repeatedly.

stop talking to me buddeh

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>>77890955
>incognito mode
give mummy her phone back, silly boy.

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with all this boxing talk i've been wondering, who's the floyd "money" mayweather of mma?

>>77890967
>not being afraid of anyone that could potentially be a threat
>t. cunt
Canadian definition

>>77890978
Conor without a losing record.
So noone

>>77890975
Prove it then buddeh. Call Mcgregor a faggot. If you don't say it then you're the spammer.

>>77890978

its mcgregor except mcgregor never actually puts on a boring fight.

Mayweather was an exciting fighter once believe it or not, but that was back when he was just "pretty boy"

>>77890992
I understand, you are American You don't know what it feels like to be able to walk around and not be worried about some nigger putting a bullet into the back of your head for no reason.

>>77891008
I don't live in Chicago.

Guns exist in Canada, you don't have any though.

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>tfw you're the best fight analyst on heem.

>>77891005

ok so let me get this straight, you're convinced im this guy you're obsessed with because you cannot conceive that a country of 24 million people has more than one poster on this board, especially during times of high activity

and furthemore, the characteristics of said person seem to be a someone who is critical of boxing, and a mcgregor nuthugger, and the posts in the previous thread you autistically reacted to from me were me criticizing mcgregor's gameplan and the generally embarrassing nature of the outcome?

Maybe consider spending some days off the computer champ your brain is rotting

mcgregor is a faggot

>>77891052
Imagine being this brainwashed

>>77891052
This literally never happens but nice try. I live in one of the few good places left here. Guns keep people like me free from people like you.

>>77890676
lol he even has the same autistic presence in his responses.

>>77891052
>>77891067
It's not like guns are hard to get here or anything but Canadians much prefer fight fighting for whatever reason.

It's not super uncommon to have an argument in a bar, go heem the guy and pick him up off the pavement and go have a beer together.

>>77891064
Kek you actually said it you pathetic fuck. If you actually weren't the spammer you wouldn't be so desperate to prove your innocence and you would have stopped replying at this point.

Hello spammer. Tell me, why do you do what you do?

>>77891098
Fist Fighting*

Obviously I've been inefficient with muh energy and can't type anymore.

>>77891098
>lives in a fantasy land
Okay, we'll keep you safe so you can continue doing what you do, leaf.

>>77891121
>He's never made friends by knocking some fool out and having a beer together after.
Canada really does seem like a fantasy if you're a burgerlandian.

>>77891147
>the tryhard now pretends to have heeming stories
Please, share one with us.

jon fucked his aunt

>>77891098
>It's not super uncommon to have an argument in a bar, go heem the guy and pick him up off the pavement and go have a beer together.

holy fuck, do you live in Winnipeg or something.

>>77891161
lmao have you never been in a street fight?

talk about being sheltered. lmao

Last time I had a street fight I got jumped by 3 mexicans and one bopped me in the head with brass knuckles and I jammed one of them with a uppercut and got the fuck out of there.
That wasn't so fun.

>>77891185
If a normal night at the bar for you consists of getting into a first fight, chances are you're a piece of human grabage.

>>77891185

none of this happened Adan.

>>77891180
West coast bud.

>>77891200
edmonton isn't th west coast bud

>>77891198
Got the scars to prove it. You're so sheltered lol.

>>77891197
If you go out a lot it happens. I don't go out as much these days. To old for that shit.

>>77891213
>If you go out a lot it happens

Again, only if you're a piece of trash looking for a fight.

>>77891213
>Got the scars to prove it. You're so sheltered lol.

Then prove it, pussy. You literally can't because you literally can't. Stay in your lane, hoe.

>>77891209
Vancouver aktually.

>>77890523
Floyd won the fight for Northern Ireland and commonwealth unionists across the globe. God save the Queen!

>>77891223
>get jumped
Well you say that..

>>77891227
I can post bloody pics but you may get all flustered with that sheltered lifestyle.

>>77891244
>>77891227
>You literally can't

>>77891228
Then you must really be a piece of shit if getting into barfights is normal for you. Vancouver is filed with hippies and asians, neither looking for a fight.

>>77891244
>get jumped

If you are repeatedly getting jumped, it means you have a big mouth. You're either stupid and can't keep it shut, or you're mouthing off on purpose looking for a fight.

>>77891259
That was one time, relax you sperg lmao

>>77891244
>>77891271
>one bopped me in the head with brass knuckles
>got scars to prove it

hahahha adan, you're one pathetic sperg do you know that?

>>77891278
I don't need to prove anything to you and it's fun watching you get all worked up sweetie.

>Literally seething.
laughing all the way to the bank, thanks mcgregor fans

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>77891027

>>77891286
If you act half as faggoty in real life as you are right now, no wonder you get your ass kicked all the time.

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>>77891309

>>77891286
>t. no life tryhard pretending to be hard

pussy, I'd fuck you up worse IRL than here. Know that.

Look at you though, all obedient and properly revved tonight. I like you, Adan.

>>77891319
>Larping
embarrassing

>>77891312
>seething
buddeh have you seriously never been in a fist fight?
And you call yourself Canadian?

>conor is the worst striker in MMA because he survived 10 rounds in boxing with its best athlete while managing to land more hits than Pacman

>>77891332
No I haven't because i'm not some thick skulled piece of shit

>>77890390
conor has always said he wants the 3rd fight at 155

i wonder who that helps more. seemed like nate adversely affected his own cardio getting comfy at 170

>>77891336
>Worst
hyperbole

>survived 10 rounds
accurate

>landed more punches than pacman
Dependent on the style mayweather uses, completely moot point though.

>>77891336
>even acknowledging the hyperbole of the casual masses that always kick a fighter when they're down

This will always happen from here onto eternity. the layman is upset at his life, he gets a thrill out of an seemingly easy target.

>>77891341
So you just talk a big game.
Gotcha.

all things considered it worked out great for conor

floyd lets him look good early

predictably fades

never touches the canvas, ref lets him save face

lucid and 100M richer in his post fight speech

>>77891364
No I don't talk shit at the bar because I'm not cruising for a fight.

>>77891361
weak month, literally only looking forward to big country bellator debut

>>77891373
As far as losses go it was a pretty good one for him. He didn't really lose much in the yes of his fans.

That's kinda his shtick though. Conor usually chooses fights or at least makes a narrative that will be beneficial to him no matter what the outcome is.

>>77891373
There was no way MMA could lose this fight, it was a win-win situation. At least now it's also a win for boxing.
This is literally a best case scenario.

Why did Conor's cardio pull through in the Diaz 2 fight but not in here? Boxing seems a lot easier cardio wise too

>>77891378
>To much of a bitch to give an opinion and stick by it.
>Just stays silent and seethes.
Just say you're a coward maple syrup man. I won't hold it against you.

>>77891390
i think a lot of people expected him to get rolled harder

it was pretty clear floyd wanted to make up for the pacquiao fight and give the fans a show. he let conor punch himself out but at least we got to see conor land a little. that one uppercut was nice

>>77891391
It didn't really. Conor was fading around the 4th round against Diaz.

>>77891411
>pussyleaf is still going

>>77891391
i think he could have survived the round but i understand the ref stepping in since he hadnt thrown a punch for like a minute

>>77891391
> Why did Conor's cardio pull through in the Diaz 2 fight
It didn't. If it was boxing the ref may have stopped it during the end of round 3.

Diaz exerting himself at the end of round 3 looking for the finish tired him out, too, so in round 4 Conor was able to come back.

>>77891391
The cage has a large enough area where he can circle out and reset for a breath of air.

He tried to do it on floyd and floyd just punched him in the mouth.

Also floyd was landing heavy punches to the body. Watch the first few rounds and how he leans into those body shots. They were brutal.

>>77891412
Thankfully this whole parade is over. The rest of the year looks good for MMA. Definitely looking forward to it.

>>77891411
What the fuck kind of opinions are you giving where you feel the need to back them up with fists?

Thanks for confirming you're retarded

>THIS GUY DOESN'T THINK LINDEN IS THE GREATEST CANUCK OF ALL TIME
>BETTER HEEM HIM SO HE AGREES WITH ME

kill yourself.

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>>77891419
>Larpfag is still larping.

conor's standup is gonna be on an even better level now with mma gloves

perfect time for him to take the nate fight stylistically, cuz they will both stand and trade.

he probably hasnt trained TDD in forever

>>77891436
>automatically assumes I'm the aggressor.
Autism?

Who's linden?

>>77891443
you're the one posting conor pics with zero argument

post your head """"scar"""", coward lol we both know you can't

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>mfw every fighter now knows Conor's weakness
>Conor will soon be released from the UFC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vyHnjlxx3w

I liked this video. He makes good points about Conor's training.

>>77891454
>onor's standup is gonna be on an even better level now with mma gloves
Why? He looked like he trained some bullshit. That one uppercut was the only McGregor style punch he threw. He better not come back to mma throwing little arm punches...

>>77891458
You're so worked up.
lmao

I'm gonna be living in your head rent free if you aren't careful.

>>77891468
yeah but if he had to fight nate now he's in the perfect situation to easily outpoint him round by round rather than headhunting

>>77891475
not really you're like sperg 8, tbqh

>>77891482
>free

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McGregor is going to get a stake in the UFC and eventually take a promoter role like Dana.

>>77891468
>>77891428
Hey spammer, still posting? Shouldn't you be asleep by now? You have school tomorrow.

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how much higher would the diaz brothers ceilings have been if they agreed to "play the game" in their prime and not be so stubborn

>>77891490
How many guns do you own?

How many times have you had sex this year?

What did Nate mean by this to Brendan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ItSyfbuJSo

>>77891457
>>automatically assumes I'm the aggressor.

It takes two to tango brother.

>>77891491
I was thinking if they're going to try their hand at boxing they might actually support him.

Having a foothold in Ireland would probably be good for them considering how big boxing is in europe and they could use recognition of Conor to leverage stadium deals and stuff.

>>77891497
maybe they wouldnt be nearly as popular

>>77890883
>european
>"new european"
no
also he was 100% on the juice so he's gonna look like shit

>>77891500
>Rent free.
I have a girlfriend and another girl who I use for really humiliating sex, it's a good time.

I only own a .22 for plunking. It's fun enough.

>>77891509
Well yea, but that's why you get a beer together after. No hard feelings you feel me.

what does it take for Conor to grace the UFC with his presence now?

>>77891544
>I have a bloody head scar
>I have a girlfriend
>I own a .22
anything else? maybe I should call the mounties tbqh

>>77891557
I think it depends on the purse from this fight and how he feels.

If he want s a tune up Nate Diaz is there and that's a good one to come back on.
He has the 155 title fight but they're going to have to pay him a lot for that one.
There's 145 but I really don't think he's going back down there after (seemingly) putting on ever more weight.

I was thinking they may have to do the co-promotion just to get him back in the cage because his purse is going to be astronomically high.

That's just a guess though.

>>77891506
he told brendan to get conors dick out his mouth and brendan said for sure my man

>>77891544
>Well yea, but that's why you get a beer together after. No hard feelings you feel me.
>help me fellow leaf! s-save me!

sad shit friendo

>>77891557
Conor vs Cyborg for the 149lb unisex transgender bathroom belt

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>>77891559
Don't be jealous, if you apply yourself you can have these things too.

Dream, Believe, Achieve.
Buddeh.

>>77891544
I don't mean to talk shit. I just don't get it. I've had a pretty active nightlife myself, but I never had the urge to get into a scrap. Yeah I've seen a few, and yeah I've been on the receiving end of shit talk and trying to be baited into a fight (think idiots shoulder checking you for no reason on the trip to the bathroom), but I've just never felt the urge to engage. To me bars are big enough to where if some drunk cunt is out looking for a fight, you can just ignore him. It's not being a pussy, it's just common sense. No sense being dragged into a fight because some moron is drunk and thinks he has something to prove.

>>77891606
>t. consistent LARPer
get some new material, buddeh

>>77891598
Your reading comprehension isn't very good.

>>77891391
Conor did say post fight that he noticed that he would fade heavily around the 10th round or so in sparring but would catch his breath and find his second wind, but couple that with body shots early and a cardio monster like Floyd and he got finished.

>>77891624
>h-help me!
>please guys
>i can't take any more

what did you mean by this?

>>77891585
100%

>>77891617
Well that's an ideal situation there to be honest and it's better to just avoid these things. Sometimes people follow you outside or do something else stupid like wait by your car. It's not like you go looking for those situations but they can and do happen.

>>77891619
>Not creative enough to come up with your own material.
Right on bud.

This thread belongs in /asp/

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how long do you think the casuals are gonna use heem to argue about conor? i think they should be gone by saturday for fight night 115. that is unless its actually heem regulars wasting their time arguing about conor

>>77891669
based bartposter

>>77891669
Until the next fight.

>>77891661
see
>>77891624
lol

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Stop saying McGregor didn't do well. Let's take a deeper look into Floyd's career, shall we?

Manny Pacquiao, 8 division world champion, 11 world time world champ, all time great, defeated numerous Hall of Fame caliber fighters:
>Against Mayweather: 81 punches landed at 19% accuracy

Miguel Cotto, six time world champion
>Against Floyd: 105 punches landed at 21% accuracy

Saul Alvarez, three time world champion, still undefeated apart from Mayweather
>On Floyd: 117 punches landed at 22% accuracy

Sugar Shane Mosley, four time world champion and former pound for pound #1 ranked fighter in the world
>Against Floyd, 92 punches landed at 20% accuracy

Conor McGregor, in his professional boxing debut with a boxing record of 0-0
>Against Floyd, 111 punches landed at 26% accuracy

So can we end this meme that Conor didn't do well for himself.

>b-but but but but
Keep in mind before you reply with some bullshit, that Conor wasn't even a fucking professional boxer until last night.

>>77891685
You're not making sense my man. Sorry.

Reset and try again is my advice.

>>77891700
>no u
Nice try. lol.

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>/heem/ thread
>It's just shitposting and long running personal arguments
I like MMA but Jesus, this is one the worst generals on 4chan. Even deep off season /hoc/, /nba/, /nfl/ generals are somehow infinitely better.

>>77891695
You can't just post stats while ignoring context. That's like saying fedor only ever fought bums his whole career. That's why people call mma fans casual all the time.

Don't be disingenuous.

>>77891701
I mean I really have no clue what point you're trying to get across so if you're trying to insult me you just made me confused.

That's all.
Power to you buddeh.

>>77891664
Hey spammer I see you've switched tactics now

>>77891390
MMA did lose though, take a look at Twitter and 9gag, they are basically saying this fight proved MMA is fake and UFC "athletes" are frauds. Nobody is gonna watch MMA after this, cuz in the back of their mind they will know any boxer is gonna take any of these MMA frauds apart. The best MMA had to offer got his shit pushed in by a 40-something retired boxer.

>>77891669
Its Conor h8rs feeling proud that Conor lost against the boxing GOAT. Though honestly, no other fighter would have done as well as him

>>77891728
Work on that reading comprehension for next time, lad. It will come in handy! :)

>>77891703
I agree.
>>77891747
>twitter
>9GAG
I'm sorry. I'm not going to read the rest of your post or take it seriously.

Was /heem/ a misteak?

>>77891695
Mcgregor was the only one that had the advantage of fighting a 40 year old Mayweather that had been retired for 2 years and he also had the height and reach advantage.

>>77891757
Don't worry. One day you'll come up with something original.

Keep working hard.
Dedication.

>>77891769
yeah, you should just leave and pretend it doesn't exist

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>>77891769
>misteak

>>77891703
There's really nothing to talk about right now. We've said all there is to say about MayMac. Nothing is developing with JBJ right now. The next PPV is a manlet fighting a tomato can. Hopefully things will get better by the time Lee/Ferguson rolls around.

>>77891200
West coast pussy.

>>77891777
That's true, but size only counts for so much. Floyd is a very young 40, having taken minimal damage over his career besides his hands, and also living a very healthy lifestyle between fights. Conor had never been in a professional boxing match, yet he was able to hit Floyd more than a lot for world champion and Hall of Fame level boxers. All time greats that Floyd took to school barely breaking a sweat in doing so.

>>>/asp/

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>>77891879
Blessed by the lord of immeasurable gains himself

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remember when rizin faked this KO for Tenshin?

>>77891879
How do I achieve this mode without cutting 5 inches of height?

Hey spammer are you still there?

>>77891465
yeah very good video. i think conor knew full well he would get gassed though, his entire career has been spent conditioning his body for 3 then 5 rounds. you can't suddenly switch. i think he went so hard for the first few because he knew if he had any chance of beating floyd those first few rounds is where it would be. there was no real plan for rounds 5 onward because he knew his chances would exponentially drop from them on.

>>77891812
West coast gave us Rory "The human Heem" Macdonald.

East coast gave us Greasy "Decision Machine" Pee.
Elias "Twitter Fingers" Thedoreau.
Memestargym
Turned Jojo into hot dog turd.
And tried to sabotage Rory's career.

East coast is for drunks and meth addicted pedophile rapist mexican refugees.

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*Gasses you in 2 rounds*

>>77891933
you do realize repeated height cutting results in permanent height loss right?

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one of boxing's GOATs literally hiding from Mcgregor, literally cowering in fear and begging Mcgregor to stop hurting him

remember this image, it will be the one printed in the history books

>>77891228
Better hope I never run into you on the streets bud, I'll shadow realm you

>>77891465
>>77892024
Conor could've attacked him here, but it looks like he hesitated, instead doing that stupid hammerfist thing.

>>77892025
>whatthefuckdidyoujustsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch

>>77891760
Like it or not, most normal people hang out on Twitter, Reddit, 9gag, etc. Take a look at their Alexa rankings compared to 4chan. The point I was making was, for the normal person (which is who UFC was trying to attract), MMA is now considered a joke, while boxers are now considered the onyl legit combat sport athletes.

>>77892025
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FUCKING LEAFS EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE ALL KEKED PUSSIES, STOP PRETENDING TO BE TOUGH GUYS ON THE INTERNET YOU FAGGOTS

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All memes aside, what did he mean by this?

What is he even trying to convey here?

>>77892024
>everlast
>starts to gas in the fourth

what did he mean by this

>>77892024
It was weird seeing them clinch so much. I felt the fight was getting really dirty in the 4th and 5th too with the low blows and stuff but it seemed they stopped after that.

>>77892025
Where do you live and what's your discord pal?

>>77891933
Most of Conor's physique is easily within the average guy's potential. Lift weights while maintaining low bodyfat is most of it, and train wrestling for the big neck and fucked up ears. The only unobtainable things are the orangutan arm length and the good pec shape. Unless you already have those, you're out of luck.

>>77892050
You're hearing what you want to hear, bud. MMA hasn't lost any fans from the bout, if anything the hardcore boxing fans that wouldn't have changed their opinion either way are merely reinforcing their biases.

Why did gooby look so huge last night? He looked absolutely massive in there next to mayweather, both long and lanky but also much more solidly built than him. He's never looked like that in mma, even against guys like mini mendes and jose who are card carrying manlets gooby somehow still didn't seem that huge the way he did against floyd.

>>77892060
The better question is why the fuck wasn't he rocking a pair of Cleto Reyes? The historic puncher's glove that adds +5 bonus to your heeming skill when equipped. I'm guessing Everlast ponied up some cash.

>>77892083
Die hard MMA fans will of course keep watching, but now they will be embarrassed to admit to "normies" that they watch it. the UFC needs to keep growing its fan base, but no new fans will come now since to a casual observer the fight last night proved boxing is legit and UFC is WWE-tier.

>>77892096
Floyd is a small man so by comparison he looks even bigger.

He looked huge next to eddie in their fight too though. I would say Conor is a natural 160-170 easy. He had to turn himself into mr. skeletal in order to hit 145 after all. So if he's fighting at his natural weight he'll carry his natural well defined muscle instead of cutting water weight like he has to do for MMA.

>>77892123
The fight gained the UFC more fans. What is this negativity? Are you depressed or something, man?

>>77892050
Ya I don't think so

>>77892058
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>>77892141
paulie pls

"i own boxing"

- conor mcgoober

>>77892063
meet me in the parking lot at 5:00 PM tomorrow

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>>77891289
Finally, I bet last night you watched a fight!

>>77892118
I don't know if I've ever seen a fighter wear plain trunks during the main event of a PPV before, I thought he was gonna come in looking like a NASCR vehicle

What is it about conor's shaved head that makes him gas out?

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>>77892184
Are you saying that shaving your head makes you gas?

>>77892172
Behind the Tim Horton's right?

You got yourself a fight.

>>77892171
Well he did get paid more than most boxers do for one fight without 'paying his dues' as it were so by that metric he did very well.
I don't think his image took a big hit either, he always memes on people and pretends it never happened if things don't pan out. That's school of self promotion 101.

>>>/asp/

>>77892131
>>77892139

You can't just say yeah no and ignore the facts. Check out social media. They are posting the Conor snot photo as if it is the equivalent of the Ronda knockout photos, and pretty much all the comments are about how this proved boxing is legit and MMA is fake.

>>77892172
>>77892199
have someone record it please
you can wear masks to hide your identities or whatever

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>tfw I could heem every here

>.gif related

>>77892208
I already said it, it's confirmation bias for people that aren't fight fans. Even for those that are, it's something to talk about atm, like this thread.
MMA has lost no fans, now quit making shit up.

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Would Ronda Rousey or Conor McGregor beat Floyd Mayweather?

>>77892208
Seriously?
I don't use social media but that's silly. That's like saying wrestling is bad cause brock is D1 but got subbed by mir or something equally gooftastic.

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what are they doing with this card? germaine is out so there's 3 main card fights and 7 prelims but the whole thing is on fightpass? whats the point of this shit?

>>77892221
I would kytfo via flying pelvis to the face, early second round after I feel you out.

>>77892198
>poor little french boy

>>77892225
I'm not saying MMA has lost existing fans, I'm saying it won't gain fans from the Mayweather fight, because the average person is fucking stupid and the takeaway they will get from last night is that boxing is legit and MMA is a joke, as judging by the memes and comments on sites where normal stupid people like to hang out.

>>77892208
Ya and there was a ton of posts about how the Superbowl was racist white people team vs liberal team. Don't read too much into social media, it's for literal social casuals that will use anything to fuel their own ego and self identity.

>>77892279
What this guy said >>77892296
Now quit wasting your time with useless thoughts

>>77892237
I bet you're a manlet with a poor vertical leap

>>77892274
No one cares about vagina fighters

>>77892274
glad its making faggots like you upset

>>77892230
One down, one to go.

>>77892313
Oh 100% I agree my man but you're gonna be on your knees when I deliver a career ending thrust into your nose

if Conor fights Nate instead of Khabib/Tony/Kevin
that would be retarded

>>77892274
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHA

GET FUCKED LIBKEK

TRUMP WON TRUMP WON TRUMP WON

SHILLARY LOST SHILLARY LOST SHILLARY LOST


THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO

CRY MORE


CRY MORE


CRY MORE


TRUMP IS BOXING

CRY MORE

TRUMP WON

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>>77892351
Well, he did say that he has a trilogy waiting for him, first and foremost. Sucks but whatever.
Here's to Tony and Ferguson putting on a show.

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>>77892356
trump is mma you stupid gay faggot

>>77892366
Trump is both
>gay faggot

Also Doland bless

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>77892366
>>77892372
No you dummies, trump's the president

TRUMP IS THE KING OF BOXING

DEAL WITH IT YOU REALKEKS

>>77892379
nate for not KOing glassjaw

>>77892329
Jokes on you, I'm an expert at recieving pelvic thrusts to the face.

You could say, I have a good "jaw".

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>>77890354
>https://youtu.be/YROqHC7jZuA?t=19m28s

>>77892388
go to bed Floyd

>>77892379
Brendan for being a dork and thinking Goobs took 5 rounds.

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>>77892351
>he thinks the UFC can afford Conor

Anon, if he's not going to just retire he is chasing money at this point. MMA is prize fighting, and Conor wants the dollars or it's not worth his time. Would you show up to work if they were paying you 50 cents an hour?

The UFC wants to sell PPVs, too. Nate is a safer financial bet on their end than a relative unknown like Tony.

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>>77892365
>Here's to Tony and Ferguson putting on a show.

>>77891784
Hey sperg, are you still there?

>>77892225
MMA will stay relatively consistent except for Conor who may lose drawing power...and he is their only big draw

Alright guys, I'm going to use the money I made off betting on floyd to make an official Heem title belt.

What should be on it? Obviously "Champion of Heem" but I'm talking side panels and main graphic.

>>77892379
Schaub was. He was out of line with his comment about McGregor beating on Diaz, whatever the hell he said. Until then it was just a heated discussion, but Schaub crossed the line with that one.

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Where is Cat Zingano?

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>>77892437

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can we get back to our regular scheduled programming now?

I just had a wonderful dinner with the wife. THE best steak I've ever had. Absolutely perfect. Anyway we're back home and I thought I'd check in before bed, she's wearing this ridiculously little black silky thing and no panties. I don't know what she has planned but I'm fixing to find out. Anyway, have a great night fellow /heem/ers!

>>77892058
CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKAAAAAA

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>>77892456

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>>77892447

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>>77892475
>tfw your fightfu folder is lacking
I gotta go get more pics.

>>77892452
what the fuck did you mean by this? what did she mean by this?

>>77892472
she legit has no ass. its just thigh to back

>>77892486
i think its pretty clear what she meant

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>>77892489
Bunda radar broken or Irishman in disguise?

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>>77892485
>Mieshas sister
my dick is spraying nuaahhhhhhh

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>>77892472
>that body

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>>77892500
if you put the boniest chick in that position it will look like she has ass

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>>77892485
Seriously though, where the fuck has Cat been? She was one of the only consistent swang n' bang female fighters and she's been on the shelf for over a year

>>77892498
please pls explain

>>77892503
so its not just fatties? you like regular chicks too?

>>77892512
You got me there I guess.
>tfw cyborg is brown bag worthy
but that booty doesn't lie

>>77892522
why are obsessed with him slim?

>>77892514
Me on the right, guy in the blue.

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>>77892522
anything is possible

>>77892514
Didn't she fuck up her knee or something?

She had some really bad personal issues for a while after her husband killed himself, but who wouldn't. That was a while ago though, I think she's been injured for at least the past few months but is done rehabbing now (in theory).

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>>77892523
cyborg could 100% get the meat from me

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>>77892537
>braces

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>>77892523
>dropped my pic
heem me

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>>77892537
dont you dare try and sexualize grasso. she is cute and thats it. you cant fuck her friendo

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>>77892544
She can be hot imo, she looks really bad when she cuts weight though.

>>77892548
if you tried to put it in Cyborgs ass she could pinch your dick clean off

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>>77892564
youre thinking of Gabi

>>77892538
I hope so, I wanna see a Pena or Nunes rematch. It's been ages but if memory serves she was supposed to coach on TUF opposite Rousey before she hurt her knee, she's got a history

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>>77892544
>>77892548
>>77892563
>>77892569
>>77892579

this thread went south SO fast

>>77892538
>>77892582
she's fighting the winner of Holm vs Cyborg in december or january

>>77892586
Most of it is calendar.

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>>77892591
i think that was just angles. she might have a bunda tho because it looks nice in her fight shorts but she definitely has a nice set up top

>>77892591
too lanky, plus you just know she would clog your toilet every time she came over

>>77892597
Holly's not fighting Cyborg she's scared

Did you read the bjpenn.com article on her list of demands? She wants to fight Cyborg at 135 lol

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Hey guys, is it true a fat , retired 48 year old boxer walked into the octagon KTFO of a former 33 year old Heavyweight champion?

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>>77892603

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>>77892610
She's hot as fuck. She definitely has a decent ass too though and she's a big kicker so you know that shit has tone.

>>77892611
dude what

Is Conor's Power just a meme?

>>77892637
yes. it's all timing

>>77892637
MMA gloves make a huge difference. Boxers usually comment on how MMA gloves feel as if it's a bareknuckle fight.
Which means in boxing you really have to turn over your punches and put your work into shots to make them actually matter.

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*makes you fall in love with her*

>>77890694
Post webm of Paulie getting heem'd by Connie

>>77892614
Cyborg already started training camp in thailand. They're gonna make Holly do it because the only reason Holly isn't cut is because she sells. If she isn't in the biggest fight possible then she's wasting her limited star power. Cyborg is the biggest fight so they'll force her to do it

>>77892563
>>77892579
I honestly feel sorry for the rest of the world

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>>77892631
i like the B I G Gness and how awkward she is

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>Been told by casuals that don't even watch boxing that my favourite sport got BTFO and I should stop watching that "cage fighting garbage"

How do I stop the bullying?

>>77892690
Heem them

>>77892637
No

He needs a great deal of range in order to generate power. If you pressure him like what Nate and Floyd did, he'll start to panic because he can't stand and bang in the pocket due to his long ass arm not having enough space to fully motion any crisp punches.

>>77892690
Be an adult and don't worry about others' opinions?

>>77892690
Different sports different styles. Different rules, different pace, different everything.

Ask them if they've ever watched a sprinter run a marathon or the death march. Or just ignore them.

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>>77892690
Switch to the superior spectacle.

>>77892690
leave now

heem is not a place for pathetic losers like you

I thought you guys agreed to go if he lost.

>>77892708
>Half Korean
>Looks like a regular Russian

Russian genes STRONK

>>77892685
Seriously. She's amazing.
Conquering tall amazonian woman is the patricians art.

>>77890354
I swear this nigger is not even trying anymore. He's just blindly filling the checkboxes about "grateful" and "blessed" and "tough times"

>>77892718
I don't know, those high cheek bones are pure gook.

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>>77892710
>heem is not a place for pathetic losers

Any professional fights where one of them fears the others kicks?
Like he gets kicked hard once at the start and didn't expect it to hurt so much?

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>>77892710
>heem is not a place for pathetic losers

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>>77892730

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>>77892710
>heem is not a place for pathetic losers
Oh yeah m8 just pure alphas here m8 top jozzle

This is what everyone in this general looks like

>>77892718
i thought he was asian or hispanic first time i saw him
made it kind of hard to understand his upcoming fight

Post Albu pics

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>>77892663

What would have happened if the ref didn't stop it? He was even more gassed in the Diaz 2 fight, but then got a second wind and came back strong. Mayweather doesn't hit very hard, think he could have survived to the bell?

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>>77892741

>>77892732
Faber vs Aldo.
Faber is one tough motherfucker though and never stopped trying to come forward.

Or find a barboza fight with leg kicks.

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>>77892745

>>77892744
1. Doesn't she care? Most girls are kind of autistic on height

2. What the FUCK is wrong with her bellybutton?

It looks like it has fucking festered.

>>77892750
What was it about 1 minute 30 to go? I reckon he would've got KOed

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>>77892742
GGG is actually 100% Mexican. .

>>77892741
looks like one of those orangutans from the original planet of the apes

>>77892744
I'm the same height. I once knew a girl who was about 6'3" but still had meat on her.
Trust me when I say it's pretty great.
Especially if you can still overpower her.

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>>77892765
"I made him fight like a Mexican tonight!"

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>>77892756
That's Hunto though

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>>77892677
This is what everybody said about all of Bisping's potential opponents that weren't retired French-Canadian welterweights. Holm doesn't have the same kind of leverage but I wouldn't be so quick to assume they can make her do anything.

>>77892759
height meme doesn't matter in real life unless you're autistic. most taller girls will concede height if they like you also megans belly button is fucked. idk why. i know its not the ring tho because its fucked without it too

>>77892785
Not being edgy or anything but how does a body like this decompose? What does it start to look like during the process?