NFL 49ers vs Vikings

>>77889232
booobs

>the shanty hovel of Minnesota

Dalvin got rekt senpai

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>Dykqueens

Have fun starting the season 5-0 and then finishing 8-8.

HOLY SHIT TREADWELL CAUGHT A PASS

at least the punt was good

>>77889268
>My sides
>fudge packers think this is a general
>7 PM can't hold their liquor

How good are the Vikings supposed to be?

>>77889309
Diehard vikings fan here. judging by the preseason, it's looking grim.

Happy 2017 Season, Vikings fans

Wow, not used to the 49ers taking deep shots like that.

Or completing passes, I guess. I like it.

DRAGON

>Making Hoyer look good
Jesus Christ

HOYER THE DESTROYER

>>77889309
Defense looks poopy

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>RETAIN COLIN KAEPERNICK, THEY SAID

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Whatever. We got 'em juuust where we want 'em.

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>>77889338
I knew our Great Leader would return

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>>77889309
>How good are the Vikings supposed to be?

>tfw drafted Rodgers instead of Hoyer
There's always next year I guess

>>77889342
I thought the defense was supposed to be the strength of the team?

I understand that Sam Bradford is their quarterback so they don't have an offense but I thought their coach was a defensive guy who has been building up that defense.

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>>77889232
bewbseys's

>the impoverished fiefdom of minnesota

Was it smart to invest in pierre again in fantasy this year?

Seems like san fran is a good fit for him so far.

alright, ill be the first.

FIRE ZIMMER

>>77889377
I'd say so. Hoyer's not great but he can pass the ball decently enough. And there isn't another established receiving option on the team.

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>>77889387
Just move the team to London already

>>77889370
we didnt do jack shit w/ the defense this year except lose a bunch of veteran players and replace them with nobodies

why do the vikings look so shook

>>77889411
That's a bold team building strategy.

>>77889409
T-toronto please

>Came right down the gut of Sam Bradford

>>77889387
>bungals fan
>still lose by botching a lead
Its already happening in the pre-season. Getting me ready for another dissapointment.

Oline is pure trash

>>77889424
I thought you were in line to get the Bills.

There aren't any vikings in Toronto, they'd have to change the name.

this oline sure is better

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HE IS RISEN

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*Blocks your path*
*Wins the division*
*Wins the conference*
*Wins the Superb Owl*

>>77889438
the whole team is pure trash. get ready for a 5-11 season.

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>>77889440
Toronto milk bags
>CJ Ham ain't bad

Bradford is not going to live through this half

>>77889438
the vikings oline has been trash for 10+ years

Good night Bradford

Jesus, are the Vikings playing their back up O-line?

I know the 49ers have been building that D-line but it shouldn't be this dominant.

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>

With the first pick of the 2018 NFL Draft, the Minnesota Vikings select...

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>>77889454
Has 20 pounds of sperm pumped from his stomach every friday night

>>77889447
Ponder?

>>77889446
>players knocking balls out of "walking leg injuries" bradford
>play after this post gets demolished

Meh.

>>77889467
>Bradford is not going to live through this half

That's just the Sam Bradford experience. He could have perfect protection and still get injured.

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>yfw you play the Vikings twice a year

>>77889475
skip ball-less

as in: he has no testicles

>>77889482
Lamar Jackson, QB, Louisville

>>77889515
>have matt stafford and golden tate
Gonna be criminal to aquire all those points

>>77889482
>the Minnesota Vikings select...
more of our tax dollars.

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>>77889487
>Le ebin gay maymay!
>mfw Minnesomalia finishes 4-12

Sendejo is still on this fucking team?? FML

>>77889550
Le rog le atheist god

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>Getting BTFO by your own playcard

vikings supposed to have this great secondary.
no one is covering anybody.

Anyone have a stream?

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>>77889550
I know, you have a gay QB. Who cares? It's 2017.
>lol fag

>>77889546
You wouldn't do anything with them anyway.
>le bridge collapse state

>>77889482
Some meme wide receptor. He'll be decent first year, shit after that and then play for the broncos or dolphins or some other .500 team.

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Your 2017 NFL MVP everyone

>>77889591
here obvious faggot packer fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmhjSd12HEc

>>77889595
we build some fancy fucking bus stops for our upstanding somali community.

>>77889482
Sam Darnold

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>This fucking "Defense"

The minnesota secondary looks bad

>>77889487
>implying homosexuality isn't the ultimate red pill

>>77889468
>forgetting based matt birk

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I still can't believe Chiefs-Pats is the first game

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>>77889611
Ayy good shit man

>>77889320
>judging by the preseason
Like a true diehard Vikings moron.

>>77889618
Did the somalian community engineer and build the stadium? It looks ugly.

>>77889660
Say that to my face buddy

Holy shit the Niners are a playoff team!

Wow

jesus christ what a shitshow

>>77889639
i associate him more with the ravens desu

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>>77889618
Why are there brown shitskins in MN??
This is why we can't have nice things dammit

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G-guys are the $(ers going to be good this year?

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>V
>I
>Q
>U
>E
>E
>N
>S

Are the niners good or are the Vikings just that bad

>>77889660
They're not stopping anything and the 49ers are supposed to be one of the worst teams in the league.

>>77889670
no the architect was some faggot from out of state

>>77889690
Thank your liberal """leadership"""

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G-guys? Can I bump up the win total to 6 wins this year?

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do it

>>77889694
Realistically the later, believe in t.e former

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>yfw Mr. Potato Salad

>>77889694
The 49ers if everything goes right, they get some lucky breaks, win some miracle fluke games that they have no business winning...they could go as high as 6-10.

It's up to you to determine what that says about the Vikings.

S Dot did nothing wrong.

Can the vikqueens please put up a fight to make this game watchable?

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>>77889635
Dude you need to get out of the basement. Seriously.

>>77889660
>buying into the "preseason game 3 is nothing like the real thing" meme.
Lol I remember being 15 and watching football. Cheers.

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>>77889694
Little bit of column A little bit of column B

>>77889712
You should know by now hoyer is a ticking time bomb.

>>77889575
http://www.strikeout mobi /football/483165/2/minnesota-vikings-vs-san-francisco-49ers

>>77889752
No, sam bradfords knees are.

>>77889710
Well, there is no conservative ((((""""leadership""""))))
So have a good time being a whiny fag for your life

Thank you snf for not changing the scoreboard.

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Holy crap BRIAN HOYER is 9 of 9 for 150 yes and a TD

Why is sunday night football so comfy lads?

>>77889798
The season hasnt even started and FOX has already lost the network war.

lol "anti-social media"
good one Al

>maybe if I run backwards things will get better

>>77889821
Michael Vick is the only intresting addition to their broadcasting team

>>77889809
Al Michaels desu

>>77889830
>m-my blocking w-will develop eventually right?

>>77889809
They pick great songs for going to commercial. Also Al Michaels.

....Hello moto

the vikings have no identity.

>>77889821
Some anon earlier said it looks similar to the top bar of the 2005 excel.

>>77889840
Lol wat?

Vick has no personality, he's dumb as fuck if you listen to the interviews

>>77889855
that was me I said it in 2 threads

I remember making spreadsheets for work and making them colorful
2017 me would kill 2005 me

>>77889841
>>77889846

>al micheals will retire and die in your lifetime

I also miss john madden explaining the fundamentals of football.

>>77889809
The beginning theme, intro by al. I hope they put the old Sunday night song back.

>>77889869
The fox scoreboard is fucking terrible.

>Sendejo doesn't do anything

>>77889869
>I remember making spreadsheets for work and making them colorful
aww that sounds cute, anon :3

>>77889883
The new one? It's perfect.

You guys remember texting/emailing friends through Excel?

>>77889905
No

What the fuck, that was possible?

>>77889851
The trick is always build the team around their theme.

>>77889867
I'd like to hear his perspective

excel is the only reason i still have a windows pc.

in other news, the vikings still suck.

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>>77889905
I remember doing it through DOS

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>>77889875
STOP!

>>77889916
Very early IM/email
>>77889934
>tfw so used to GUIs, can't use DOS emulation

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>>77889904
I like this one to be honest.

did michael floyd get switched to an alternate timeline?

>>77889875
>al micheals will retire and die in your lifetime
NBC will replace him with Kaepernick

Jesus is awesome

>>77889961
That makes me want to kill myself

Can Bradford throw something that isn't a checkdown?

>the poverty stricken village Somalisota

>>77889976
He can throw interceptions

>>77889976
He can, but all of his bones will shatter

>>77889976
He can throw picks

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>>77889970
Amen

>>77889916
In the Dilemma video, when Kelly text Nelly, she's using a spreadsheet program. It gets posted on reddit all the time. Thats what the namefag loser is referring to.

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>>77889961

>Diggs

>>77889976
Had a quarterback
who was made of glass.
Soon found out,
couldn't make a pass

>dat replacements song outro

>>77890012
He tried to play hard
He tried to play smart
He even went undefeated
but come playoffs, his team wasn't even seeded

49ers, YES!

Wtf is this

>women's football

How sad

>San fagsico
>Dyke women coach

Can Kim nuke that shit hole already

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this fucking offense.
someone just forfeit the season already. just give us the 1st draft pick and let the players take a year off.

>>77889690
Votes to break up Republican voter blocks
>le move them to St. Cloud and Rochester for """jobs""" but none to the iron range
>le put it under the guise of 'Lutheran Social Services' even though it's funded through the public even moreso than Planned Parenthood

FIRST OPENLY GAY COACH
>FIRST OPENLY GAY COACH
FIRST OPENLY GAY COACH
>FIRST OPENLY GAY COACH
FIRST OPENLY GAY COACH
>FIRST OPENLY GAY COACH

I fucking hate this team

>first female coach is a bulldyke
good job fighting the stereotypes guys

>>77890055
Who was the closeted one?

>>77890049
Drink bleach faggot. Take off your jacket and show us your packers jersey.
Also fuck you and die.

Remember when not turning around to play the ball and just throwing your hands into the receiver's arms was called interference?

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ok /sp/, give me a quick rundown on this guy?

>>77890078
many
it's an open secret that a very large amount of NFL coaches and players often engage in gay sex

>>77890075
I mean, only a bulldyke would have the testosterone to compete as NFL offensive coordinator so

>>77890092
i member

>>77890092
>the NFL needs more defensive penalties

Anon think before you post

>see this gay coach
>she played womens football
>this coach who's gay and really respected, played womens football

Do gay people not really care about everyone acknowleding their orientation all the damn time?

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who /Sczechuan Spice/ here?

who /Up Down/ here?

>>77890107
t
h
i
s

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The coach.

>>77890111
Who cares? Can she call plays or not?

>>77890097
The next Brett Favre

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>>77890115

gimme dat szechuan sauce, harley

SAM VICK

>lesbians
>gay

>>77890135
our year la

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>>77890115
Is that a Loli.

>>77890111
They care because attention.
The MAJORITY of homosexual males in the US have 50+ (fifty plus) sexual partners.
Only 30% of straight males bar more than 8 partners.

>>77890127
I could have sworn I saw her playing an ork extra in fellowship of the ring. Did they just paint her face?

>>77890133
>can she calls plays
>she

Women shouldn't be in the NFL in an capacity

>>77890133
Against the vikings? Apparently.

aww butterfingers

You vikings fags tried to tell me Diggs was better than Cooper last year

>>77890154
>Dropfon Diggs

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treadwell has several catches
>mfw

>>77890162
what about trans women?

>>77890162
I don't give a shit if an OC is a woman if she can put together a decent offense.

>>77890162
Dont get me started on the fucked fumble recovery ref call last year.

>>77890149
That's Harley Quinn.

can Bradford fired receivers?
does he have that kind of pull in the NFL?

Someone tell me what the absolute fuck happened to Keenum. Wasn't he a stud in college?

>>77890184

He seems like a good dude. I hope he does well.

>American soldiers are all fat, grotesque, and beta

>>77890199
>college

>>77890193
Oh.

>>77890181
Oh, tripfag you just do you.
>asshole

>>77890181
>making stuff up

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>>77890149
this is a loli, /tv/fag

>>77890193
That was in a cartoon? Where the hell was this when I was a kid?

>>77890239
Lollipop.

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>>77890082
sorry bro. I didnt mean to get in the way of you enjoying
>dropped passes
>pocket collapsing every snap
>no lanes for any RB
>checkdowns behind the LOS being the only completions
>sam running for his life
>CB's sticking to guys like glue then panicking once the ball is in the air and drawing P.I. penalties every time
>TE's that cant block or shake a LB

yeah man you enjoy this season. I just want this farce over. this is just wasting zimmers career on this team. by the time we actually have a shot at doing something he is gonna be long gone. fuck spielman. fuck the wylfs. and fuck fans like you for enabling them.

>>77890220
>>77890234
get a fuckin life you faggot

>>77890247
no, please refrain from posting further.

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>>77890247
they're not great tits

>the city if Hoyer

>>77890234
Ok scratch last year, back in 2014 when we saw Carr v Teddy, then next year when Cooper was coming up, every Vikings fag called him trash and said Diggs is better

Oh no, don't destroy Houston, any city but Houston.

>>77889447
never gonna play again

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New Stadium look NICE AS FUCK

Good Job, Minnesota

>>77890291

how about New Orleans?

who /hoc/ here?
only a month to go bros

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw you will never tell that kike Ziggy to pick Nkemdiche over Treadshit
>tfw you will never tell Ziggy to kill himself regardless for being rat Jew scum

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>>77890334
>>77890334
yeah, sure.. I'll be there

I TRIED SO HARD

>>77890252
You are literally psychotic. You think that by bringing other fans down you might have an effect on the team. You retarded faggot. Just show up at Winter Park and ask them to listen to your non-existent ideas. Maybe you can improve the team. Or maybe you will end up in jail where you belong getting assraped by niggers. Either way is win-win for everyone on /sp/.
Just fuck the hell off. Never post in a Vikings thread again unless you identify yourself as a fudge packers fan.
>asshole

KILL URSELF VIKES FANS HEHEHEH NO FG FOR YEW!!!

HEHEHE go sports!!!! i love football! this isn't fake at all! I AM THE TEAM!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAH FUK U VIKINGZ >>77890345

Nice spike

>>77890252
>wasting zimmers career
what is up w/ all these zimmer zealots? what has zimmer done in his few years? (nothing except a playoff loss)

>>77890334
>still a sharks fan
>still gonna watch them choke in the finals
>still pissed to see shitsburg win anything

>>77890334
>tfw Flames fan
Life is suffering

>Kicker going for starting position
>Never gets to kick the football
Why do the Vikings bully their kickers so much?

>>77890357
>detoilet
oof, gotta be looking forward to that first overall i guess?

>>77890375
>shorks
you're headed down detoilet's path, old vets going nowhere fast, better blow it up now.

>>77890383
>flims
>"best blue line in the league"
ahhahahah

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>>77890334
I really feel like this is the year

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>>77890405
perhaps, i'm always delusional into thinking it is but the west looks weaker than ever so maybe it is.

Replace Chris collinsworth with mike tirico.

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>>77890398
any Detoilet love would be the only thing aI really need
it's been a rough few years with all the Destiny children leaving, restructuring the league, no rivalry anymore
at least we got a few regular season games with Chicago, 21 Sep, third game in

>>77890332
Can you imagine how horrible it would be if BOTH of them we're wiped of the map? Golly gee, I hope that doesn't happen.

>>77890455
you got that sweet new pizza palace,
could just watch the GRGriffs all year and see better results desu. hopefully your management does a proper rebuild.

>>77890334
I have a hard time getting into sports where field position doesn't matter. Hockey just feels like ice soccer and I do not understand the appeal.

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>>77890461
We can move Mormons in to repopulate

those people LOVE to fuck
Just have to come up with some sort of house boat situation

>>77890486
Welp, tough titties I guess pal

>>77890486
it flows but there is definitely positioning such as the attacking zone, guys run out of gas quick so holding the zone for even 30 seconds is a huge advantage

>>77890484
they're trying =\
I'll give them barest amount of hope for now

but hey, maybe better digs will help

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2017 snf theme.

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>>77890511
>>77890511
>>77890511

>>77890511
>>77890536
>mike fisher smashes this daily

>>77890398
But Calgary does have the best blue line in the league m8.

>>77890558
>gaa and ga/gp 17th
idk bout that m8

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>long snapper

>Keenum making blocks

Atta boy

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>>77890536
>>77890550

>3way

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>>77890642

aaaaaaaaaand I'm spent..

GOOD NIGHT

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>>77890536

>>77890642
God I want to fuck her legs and splooge all over them so badly.

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>>77890667

>>77890536
soo is this supposed to be attractive orr...?

I've been to the Minnesota State Fair several times, I really recommend it

>>77890698

please.. the spirit in willing, but the flesh in spongey and bruised

>>77890696
>>77890667
She's just some generic-looking blonde bimbo. What's the appeal? You see 20 women more attractive than her every day on a university campus.

>>77890705
I hate to respond to an aids-ridden faggot trip but it is a really good time

>>77890734

unwrap your dick

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>>77890728

>>77890734
I wanna fuck all of them too. But Carrie's legs are out of control sexy. Also she can sing "Jesus Take the Wheel" while I shoot my sticky load all over her legs.

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>>77890746
>>77890746

now for some reason I'm hungry

gonna go make some flap jacks

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>>77890768
>>77890754

>>77890768
>flap jacks

>>77890736
>best state fair
>best mall
>nicest people
>prettiest state

Minnesota is breddy gud now that I think about it

>>77890790


I'm sorry, are you sheltered?

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3 and out
3 and out
checkdown leads to a 4 yard gain
run gets stuffed
sack
punt
3 and out
field goal after the only 1st down conversion
3 and out
sack
punt
missed field goal
heads up play by the defense gives the ball back to the offense
>unable to turn it into points

this fucking team man. that entire FO needs to be fired and banned from the league for life.

>>77890791
>best state fair
>best mall
>nicest people
>prettiest state
Sorry breh, all of those honors belong to California.

>>77890791
Actually, it is. Minnesota in late summer is heaven.
You are a tripfag though. Where did your life go wrong?

>>77890812
i live in a civilized place actually. no jacking off flaps here, we call them pancakes, because they are cakes, made in a pan.

>>77890818
>commiefornia
>best anything
kek

>>77890791
twin cities is pretty nice if you want some place out of the way, little less city, more country

the outlying suburbs, that is

>>77890818
>state fair
Kek, you've never been to Minnesota's
>mall
I can't name a single mall in California
>people
Kek
>prettiest
It's probably the least verdent state, what are you talking about?

>>77890827
>johnie cake
>griddle cake
>wheat cake
>griddlecake
whatever, you didn't invent 'em

Go suck well civilized ass hole

>>77890856
Stay obsessed hillbilly

>>77890817
Put bridgewater back in

>>77890869
that second griddle cake was supposed to be sourdough ;_;

>>77890826
I lived in Deephaven for a little bit, and I have family in Bemidji, so I've seen both parts of the state

>>77890817
Complain, complain, complain...
You are a problem-spotter. Everyone hates you.
Let's hear it you nigger. What is your plan? Fire Spielman is not a plan. You need to say what you would do different. And be specific. You have literally zero football knowledge.
Please drink bleach.
>faggot
Be honest, on any given night how much black cock do you take? I'd just assume based on you being a tripfag who knows nothing about football it would be like 75 miles? Give or take a few miles?

>>77890856
the only thing Minnesota leads the nation in is somali attacks

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>>77890856

Prov, this entire country is fucking beautiful

But your brakes on, brah

Idaho in particular is beautiful in August

>>77890840
I know, I lived in Deephaven for a little bit (right next to Minnetonka)

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Tomorrow I start college again, 2 years left. Fuck.

>>77890915
Boise-fag here. Just moved here last year from the southeast. Fucking love it out here.

>>77890908
Oh, you are edgy for sure. But it's still the place to find Scandinavian girls.

>>77890937
Enjoy those 2 years man.

>>77890932

it is a fucking bitch to connect a flight anywhere near there, Idn't it??

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>>77890856
>>best state fair
CA has the best concerts. our mid state fair is better than anything in MN. better weather in paso robles also.
>>best mall
this isnt the 80's. who gives a fuck about a mall. you can have that one.
>>nicest people
yeah. people outside CA are weird. you can just strike up convo's and be friendly here. other states act like sheltered europeans when you disturb their personal space. we do have the nicest people.
>>prettiest state
monterey bay, morro bay, yosemite, the sierras, redwoods forest, catalina island, the entire drive on the 101 and PCH, huntington beach, half moon cove, humboldt county, the mojave, lake tahoe, the butterly habitats in the central coast forests.
but yeah lakes, humidity, mosquitoes and having to turn off your water to keep pipes from freezing over and bursting is much more appealing.

CA>MN my somali counterpart.

>>77890705
I can't hear the Grandstand show right now from my window.

>>77890908
The Somalis are the worst parts of the Twin Cities, no doubt

The Hmong can be annoying but they make great food

>>77890945
I'm finding it hard to but thanks.

>>77890932
Yeah, I lived in Wayzata. It's one of the very few decent places to live left.

>>77890950
Is a fast food burger supposed to drive your point home?
>tripcuck
Pathetic

>>77890950
Meh. You just live in CA so you have access to suck guys off on craigslist.

>>77890937
>tfw 6th year starts tomo

>>77890959
try exploring your sexuality anon

you might learn something about yourself

>>77890947
MSP is a decent airport. Much better than some of the third world ones I've had to use (like Newark)

>>77890827
But why? Can't wee just enjoy our hot stacks and not worry about the name?

>>77890989
Damn 6 years.

>>77890950
Everyone hates you on /sp/
>time to drink bleach faggot

>>77890962
I checked out the high school while I was up there, and it was fucking massive

>>77891003
>2 degrees
>only 1 worthwhile
at least i fixed it before leaving

>>77889232
MOMMY

>>77891022
i think wayzata is up near 4k students

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>>77890938
You should check out the eastern part of the state, Riggins and Pocatello, Preston, Craters of the Moon, just; you know, try not to speak to much to the Mormons =\ weird people
also, Sun Valley will be awesome if the winter is like last year, along with Bogus, if fact I think there is technically still snow up there
and if you're gonna live here forever you should get lost in the Sawtooth an least once, go to Stanley and breath the thin air

>>77890994
why is ohare such a shithole? it couldn't be that expensive to renovate a bit

>>77890950
>he'll never have Alligator-on-a-stick at the MN state fair

Why live?

EXTREME DUI

What a nice role model

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>>77891026
>tfw degree is only worth something if I get a Master's
>not in any close proximity to attaining Masters
Thinking about going to local community college and look into getting RN degree now

>>77891022
Yeah, it's a secret I guess? that Wayzata is actually way richer than minnetonka. Being white is nice there.

Also, you are a faggot trip so play in traffic please. Fucking asshole

>>77891044
>>77890950
I'll give Cali one thing: LAX and SFO are really nice

>>77891029
/OWG/?

>Do the right stuff
What did he mean by this?

>>77891034
Done most of that. Haven't been to Sun Valley yet though. Gonna head out there in a month or 2 and catch fall there. It's a pretty state, that's for god damn sure.

>Shithard
Bring in Barkley

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>>77891053
>Michael Floyd is a literal basement dweller

>>77891084
my dad was a ski instructor there when he was younger

>>77891072
Minnetonka is really white, what are you talking about?

>>77891026
>>77891069
Yeah 6 years fuck that. Good luck.

>>77891090
He was probably jacking guys off on the ski lift rides

>>77891104
no dad said he was just skiing

>>77891084
>>77891084
>>77891084
It's very frou-frou, they play it up like Aspen or Sedona, high end bistros and shops

nice place, I used to have a friend up there that would let me crash

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>viqueens tackling

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>2nd and 23
>give up touchdown

l a n d d r a g o n

>>77891113
>I used to have a friend
There's no need to lie anon

>The block that saved the 49ers season.