Chelsea v Everton

>Chelsea are going to buy your Drinkwater, Barkley and Oxlade-Chamberlain

What do you think about this?

>5 posts early

>needing refball for your £370m striker to score
lol

>>77872845
Their funeral

Pickford looks like a forklift driver

>wba-stoke was supposed to be the only game playing right now

>>77872845
Oxlade is the only player on that list that's worth going for

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hello

Rudiger is really good desu

>>77872875
He's really not

Willian is a waste

Chelsea have their swagger back.

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Morata still has massive potential in front of him, he just has to learn to play with the rest of the team.

>sell Matic
>your crock replacement is dropped because a shit

Can someone tell me what Evertons gameplan is? Damage limitation?

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>Everton could realistically win the league

>>77872909
Matic was shit aswell

>>77872902
>potential
he's almost 25.

>dickfodr

4-0 incoming

How did Prickford manage to miss the ball

>>77872900
does it really matter though? they were out of the title race after 1 game

Reminder that Everton played Monday and Thursday and also Rooney played 88+ minutes each game. This isn't the real Everton

>>77872940
It's not about age, it's about getting better at playing with the other players.

>>77872875
Daily reminder that you're not getting him.

Everton look a lot more balanced with Schneiderlin in the side

This is dire

Everton top 6 my fucking ass

Based Poodro

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>Its gonna be a Chelsea-United season

>>77872940
You are never really too old to stop learning

>>77872959
Everton are shit. I don't understand why every season anyone thinks they are anything other than mid table.

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>>77872958

>It's WBA Wins 1-0 again episode

>moses

>Neverton
>le black horses this season

lmao

Moses reeeee

Is it just me or does Pickford have a rather enormous posterior!?

>>77872958
There is no title race desu, man Chester United have already won it

>>77872940
is this sarcasm? 25 isn't peak in sports

Moyes back to Everton when?

>>77872978
Potential of a player usually ends at around 21. What you get then is what you'll see the rest of their career

>>77873010
this is also correct

Is there an Everton player called Benis? The Brazilian commentators keep calling one of their defenders Benis.

>>77873006
Rivals Ivanovic la'

reminder
moses was sent off in the fa cup final for diving

Seems that English pacy niggers always forget the concept of passing when breaking through on goal.

>>77872924
>Liverpool fans forcing shit memes

>moses

What is wrong with you

>>77873038
I ged it :DDDD

West Brom up

>>77873038
>7-1

>>77873032
Usually. Morata is like a lightly raced horse. He is unexposed.

>>77873038
Besic

Tell me about Pedro, Why does he wear the mask?

like tony pulis
but west brom are a nothing club

>>77873058
because only a liverpool fan could find the concept of everton sustaining a title challenge funny...?

>>77873032

Maybe usually, but Drogba is a huge exception to that rule

>>77873076
Because he got his face smashed in by a giant penis

Jay Rodriguez was a very good signing for west brom. don't know why southampton let him go

>>77872991
>Pulis wins the league with GD of 33-1

>>77873069
He's refering to Baines

7 reasons West Brom can't so a Lester?

>>77873032
find me a player thats had a 8-10 year career and his highest goals scored in a season came <21yo

>>77873100
he has barely played for the last two years

>West Brom win the league
>West Ham get relegated
yfw

>Marcos A.

>>77873115
No Kante

professional footballer
crosses like that

>put no pressure on rudiger, luiz, aspie, or fabregas
>force rooney to go as wide as possible
>have no penetration through the middle whatsoever
Goddamn Koeman is a fucking hack

>>77873115
Pulis stops trying as soon as he gets 40 points

>>77873069
Ah, thanks. Makes more sense than having a player called Benis.

>>77873095
Deflects from their delusion

Looks like Alonso's ability to drive in a cross is equal to driving a car

>>77873116
Patrick Kluivert
Anyway most strikers aren't full starters when <21

>>77873032
Wtf

>>77872983
The name "Everton" isn't shit.

Everton have a very good side now and a decent manager, obviously Chelsea are a better one but at least their players are in better condition right now.

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>Cahill will return next game

>>77873154
Valid, but that is because he is Europa league phobic. If they have a shot at top 4 or the title he won't give up.

where is hazard?

>>77873203
Dropped to U23s where they got spanked by Everton

Niasse scored. Fucking Niasse. He'd probably do better than any of Everton's first team strikers at the moment

>>77873222
*blocks your path*

>>77873168
but he scored the most goals in 2000-2002 and he was born in 76?!??

Has Morata scored anymore offside goals yet?

>shrek

>Rooney

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>can't score more against this completely shit everton side

Not taking anything away from the performance, but 2-0 in this game feels like losing 0-1. Everton has had a shocker

>Antonio Conte tells Chelsea fans that Eden Hazard is not yet fully fit as he continues his recovery from a broken ankle

rppppppppppppppppney

>rppny

>RPPNEY

>rppney

vintage rppney

>Wayne Mark Rooney

>>77873203
Coming back from injury

>>77873258
This meme died on matchday one, just give a rest already.

>rppney

>rppney

David Luiz is top 3 defender in the world

Atalanta are going to smash Pooverton

you scouse bastard

Anyone's got a webm of j rods goal?

>>77873242
Traits like a players finishing won't improve that much past 21. Physically they'll improve though

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Post yfw you remember you're living in the age of Rooney

>>77873189
This is game 2/3 of his ban, so one more

>>77873327
Definitely. Only dumb fucking hue monkeys don't rate him because of that one bad very game during his whole career

>>77873330

wow everton fans turned on him quick

>>77873313
>chelsea JF is getting upset at mocking his precious players
lmao

pacy teenage malteser lad

has Everton has a shot on target?

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>Collywobbles

Feels like everton are 3 men down

Now I realized that the guy the Brazilian commentators are calling Benis is Baines.

>>77873359
No, I get annoyed because it doesn't make any sense. Man United fans were desperate to force this into a meme and then he scored like ten minutes into his debut, and that's when it should've ended.

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>n'golo conte
huh?

baka

who

>>77873411
>still replying
lad please. your status of being absolutely rattled is making me want to meme it more

When Luiz is good he is very good

>pedro for bakayoko

Is this 4D chess?

>40mi subs

wow, Chelsea is stacked. They spent as much as United this season and they still want to spend more.

Liverpool XI vs. Arsenal: Karius; Gomez, Matip, Lovren, Moreno; Can, Wijnaldum, Henderson; Salah, Firmino, Mane.

>Crouch scored
lmao

>>77873411
Lukaku is better, deal with it.

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Gonna take a quick snooze boys. Still sleepy from staying up for the fight. Please wake me up if someone scores again.

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>mfw 2ft of rain in 24hrs

>Moorata

>BATSWAEEEEY

>>77873454
michy licks dick

>>77873458
crouch is elite

>batty still plays
Amazing desu

>>77873457
Imagine if Brendao came up with a starting lineup like that vs Arsenal, they would be asking for his head.

>>77873499
who should be playing that isnt?

>>77873457
>1 english player
>its fucking Henderson
Is Klopp ruining Liverpool?

>luiz
What's his problem?

>>77873499

same team that wrecked hoffenheim

Liverpool XI vs. Arsenal: Karius, Gomez, Matip, Lovren, Riise; Can, Gerrard, Henderson; Babel, Firmino, Mané

>>77873551
graves attention

>>77873549
joe gomez is english

Why is rppny taking over free kicks when you have Siggy? Is he that desperate for attention?

Chelshit is going to get destroyed in the CL.

>>77873499
Arnold or even Milner ahead of Gomez, giving your gk a rest, which is nonsense.

>>77873568
>babel over riera
fuck is rafa thinking?

>>77873568

>no hypia

klopp out

>>77873582
Mate, it's arsenal

>no kuyt
woooooooooow it's like he doesnt even want to win

Aaron 'mental' Lennon

well played phil only two goals

>>77873582
meant for
>>77873542

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what's his philosphy?

>>77873631
I worked that out

>>77873637
Stay up

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me fighting off ABCs

>>77873581
How so? They are easily beating Everton and they don't even have their best player.

>>77873637
Buy a lot of mediocre players and lose

got to feel for the everton fans in the away end would be an expenisve day

>>77873637
1) keep a clean sheet
2) if 1 fails, lose the match

>>77873673
I don't, I'm a Swansea fan and they were utter cunts about Siggy.

>>77873637

never beat a top side because they might be too pissed to give you a job

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Nice

People don't seriously rate Koeman, do they? I mean I get the whole "let's hope Everton overtake Liverpool it'll be hilarious", but now that we know that that's never going to happen, do people still unironically think he's good?

someone pls post pic of morata with bag of ice on head

Nice hat Alvaro

>Everton

>Morata trying new things to get rid of the red in his hair

Is Morata autistic?

>>77873692
how so?

GAAAAAAAAAAY

>>77873738
I hope so, if he is he'll be a terrific footballer

>neverton

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Kek

>>77873738
yes, similar to messi

Liverpool XI vs Arsenal: Mignolet, Flanagan, Cissokho, Gerrard, Skrtel, Toure, Henderson, Coutinho, Sturridge, Suarez, Sterling

>>77873705
There goes your points, he just got booked

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>>77873659
just an ABC coping
>>77873738
all GOATs are

>>77873742
Coming into Swansea forums, bitching that Swansea should just let him go for cheap. Calling themselves a big team, claiming they can win the league.

>>77873705
yellow card will ruin any BPS he will get lmao

>>77873659
>easily beating

No.

anyone got the REAL liverpool lineup?

>>77873637
Took the mantle from van gaal except is slightly more shit

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>mfw made absolute bank off a chelsea win and the floyd win

>Shitshuayi

>>77873773
Strange formation by Brendan this

>>77873784
>calling themselves a big team

KEK scouse delusion

its not 1970 anymore

Batty has been awful

this chelsea team is filled with nignogs

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>>77873789
sure thing la, not sure how it's relevant.

>>77873784
Why would people say shit this in a forum? Kek ad if that would get anything done

>>77873784
atleast you've got tammy

>>77873789
1 Iker Casillas (c)
17 Alvaro Arbeloa
2 Raphael Varane
4 Sergio Ramos
12 Marcelo
10 James Rodriguez
19 Luka Modric
8 Toni Kroos
23 Isco
9 Karim Benzema
7 Cristiano Ronaldo
Subs
13 Keylor Navas
3 Pepe
11 Gareth Bale
14 Javier Hernandez
18 Nacho 83'
26 Alvaro Medran
35 Lucas Torro

Liverpool
4-2-3-1
22 Simon Mignolet
18 Alberto Moreno
4 Kolo Toure
37 Martin Skrtel (c)
19 Javi Manquillo
23 Emre Can
21 Lucas Leiva
20 Adam Lallana
24 Joe Allen
50 Lazar Markovic
29 Fabio Borini
Subs
1 Brad Jones
2 Glen Johnson
8 Steven Gerrard
10 Philippe Coutinho
14 Jordan Henderson
31 Raheem Sterling
45 Mario Balotelli

>>77873830
*is

>>77873789
Liverpool XI vs Arsenal: Jones, Flanagan, Poulsen, Merieles, Aquilani, Coady, Spearing, N'Gog, Konchesky, Caulker

lads did that 50m icelandic dude play today?

everton didnt turn up

sacrifice their premier league campaign for a european competition they have no chance of winning

Rooney has no fire left in him. Maybe s little spark

>>77873863
>N'Gog is only 28 y.o

this is the champions at their house

didnt even bother to put up a fight because its against chelsea, yet they'll probably play their hearts out when we face them the c*nts

>>77873901
it's the right choice
they're way too good to drop, but not good enough to reach the CL
their only aim this campaign would be reach the EL again, so why sacrifice the EL just to sacrifice it again next year?
also the EL is a cup competition, which means upsets are more likely: they have a better shot at CL football next year by taking the long route

>>77874016
Why are you watching American tele?

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feels gud to be a chelski lad lads

>>77874280
>tfw my parents cat doesn't like anything other than the boring food he gets in his bowl

>>77872845
should go for Krychowiak instead

>t. Grzegorz

>>77874412
>tfw my dogs don't eat anything but homecooked food, raw eggs and fresh kill

worst part is they're not even some purebreed. all my fault for spoiling them though

>>77872845
I don't get Barkley or Drinkwater... If Leicester really want 40M for him that's insane. Seri is going for that much but, I guess Chelsea need English players.

Ox could be a good buy imo.

>>77873814
>less than $10,000
>absolute bank

Congrats on your $100 win though