Chelsea vs Everton game thread #1

should i watch this game or not?

>>77868839
not

>>77868839

matches between those two often end in goals galore

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Everton wins 0-1
t knower>>77868839

>>77868802
>Oh look, another 3-4-3 vs 3-4-3 match
When will Everton learn that they're shit at it

>>77869011
Bruh Everton will be a 541/532 with some solid hoofball. Baines and in particular holgate won't be going forward much.

>>77869059
Almost every 3men defence is actually a 5men defence.

>>77869108
It's transitory and usually the wing backs play up and down the pitch akin to midfieldes. Everton will have them very rarely leaving their own half and bring used as defenders almost the whole game

Why did Mikel accuse Mark Clattenburg of racism?

>>77869174
Couldn't handle the banter.

>>77869174
he has a similar voice to terry

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>>77868802

>wba v stoke on sky instead of this

>>77869170
Alonso average position is the same as the fullback's in a 4 men defence. Moses' is strikingly similar to what Ivanovic's average position was, or how very offensive fullbacks play.

They play like fullbacks would, calling them wingbacks is just marketing.

>>77869331
I am watching Dundee v Hibs instead

>>77869339
So you're saying that one of Chelsea's CBs are redundant?

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>>77869339
They're midfielders not fullbacks.

how many goals will poorata score?

>>77869386
No, he's there to make defending half spaces easier.

>>77869411
Ah right, I forgot that facts don't matter, what counts is how things are presented.

>>77869434
0 if that cunts hair is still red

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>>77869434
0

>>77869434
1 (own goal)

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>>77869505
This meme has got to stop.

>>77869634
i see red

Why did Martinez call up Hazard? god I hate nt games so much, clubs always get fucked for pointless games.

>>77869754
Yeah that's my point. This picture is several years old, his hair colour is just like that.

>>77869778
PL clubs

>>77869778
he's back from injury?

>>77869778
They should just stop international football. Sick off it desu

formations are based on when teams are not in possession
wingbacks drop into a back 5 when defending
so a formation with wingbacks is a 5-x-x
however it is common to refer to it as 3 at the back as there are three designated central defenders for when the opposition start a counter attack, and wingbacks are more likely to be caught up out than full backs, because they provide the width for a team in possession
they are still defenders

>>77869808
bad hair genes and football genes poor lad really feel for him

>>77869913
They should be moved at the end of the season. Regular season would end 1 month earlier, and NT managers would have a single long block of time to work on the players.

david costa is in brazil
why doesnt he play for them??

I like Cesc, but Conte should keep the Bakayoko/Kante midfield going, it's not like either of them can go forward if need be, plus Pedro/Willian is perfect counter attacking.

I just don't see Cesc being much use this match, but he's a magician for a reason. Meh.

>>77870026
fabergas morata will get more goals than fabergas costa

let's go toffees!

>>77868802
why isn't costa playing(for everton)?

give me a rundown on pop idol sensation Tom Davies

>>77870072
That remains to be seen. Alvaro needs to make a statement of intent this match. Early in the campaign last season Diego was racking up goals.

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pay your respects

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>>77870026
>everything with willian
>perfect

>>77870149
*anything

excited for the soccer game hope lots of goals are scored because I like the goals.

>>77868802
>>77870026
>take fabregas off my fpl team after the disaster against bumley
>fabregas goes straight back into the starting XI

Reckon he'll get two assists and a goal as now as well then.

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>This match isn't on Sky Sports
>theyre showing Stoke v West Brom instead

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>>77870148
F
Goodnight Sweet Prince

>Chelsea vs Everton is on
>Sky sports decides to show west brom vs stoke

Really ignites the synapses within my frontal cortex

worst thing about watching chelsea home games is that stupid music pregame

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>>77870148

first time watching morata for chelsea
bet he does fuck all

>>77870204
>>77870215
i understand the 3pm shit but what is the logic for this situation?

Thank fuck I didn't buy into the Maygregor hype. Got a good 7 hours in.

>>77870215
>not watching the superiour Pulisball win yet again with a clean sheet

SANDro >>>>>> MOORata

>>77870265
same lad i lost 500 pound

>>77870251
probably something to do with 'showing fair amount of matches for each set of fans' although Im quite sure all the stoke and West brom fans are there

>>77870026
Baka/Kante is too defensive.

Relying on Pedro-Willian for creativity will limit them, especially since Everton are playing 3 at the back as well

Why are the supporters so quiet during the Chelsea lineup read out over the PA?

>tfw nobody at family gatherings even bother asking what you're doing with your life anymore

this is a bad feel gents

>that old woman

>>77870282
yeah but why can't they just show both on different channels?

>kevin kilban

>>77870327
that means spending more money, something Sky doesn't want to do.
I really think if a match isn't televised the home side should be allowed to air it however they wish

don't understand why the commentators keep talking about everton breaking into the top 6

they're nowhere close

Wonder how badly Chelshit will be exposed tonight.

Stream?

where the fuck is the stream you fuckers

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>"It looks like a kit that has gone through the washing machine badly"

>>77870327
it was originally a Saturday 3pm game but got moved because everton in the EL. probably happened too late for them to get rights or suttin idk

when did alonso become a god

>morata
lol great positioning

wtf that Everton kit

>>77870370
>>77870372
92e89effbfec8dde75c2e9197b3d9fa59a800a2e

Literally how was that not a foul on Morata

chelsea

chelsea

chelsea

Chelsea are still title favourites for me

>>77870422
After channeling the soul of that girl he killed

fuck off morata

>>77870393
>"everton have been solid citizens so far this season"

Ive put Friends on instead. Want Sky and Murdoch to know I shall not be watching their shitshow

Diving prick morata

>>77870422
As soon as he took a life

Why Alvaro

>>77870397
that would make some sense since there were only 4 '3pm' games yesterday

Why is Arenavision available only in Spanish?

>>77870451
>run in front of someone then fall over
>a foul

Morata forget he is not with Madrid anymore

lads, how is rooneys hair looking?

>>77870370
>>77870372
http://buffstream.com/watch/soccer.php

Alonso have a fucking caveman skull fuck

Moses looks like Kendrick Lamar in some ways

>>77870439
the stockings would only be because of their clash with chelsea

who the fuck is sandro

>>77870537
Oh come on man they look nothing alike

>>77870537
all black people look the same

>>77869412
Fucking kys

>luiz

>>77870537
similar shade of skin right

Willian looks like Barack Obama in some ways

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>>77870536

>>77870597
he's literally a real life golliwog

marcos alonso looks like charles manson in some ways

That Gueye tackle was a straight red.

that's a cahill red, except he catches the man

>>77870557
Ex Barca and Malaga. Rapid. Good first touch and close control, basically the anti-Lukaku

good tackle that

Luiz looks like Sideshow Bob in some ways

dive from fiberglass

I already saw the X looks like Y in some ways meme on reddit.

>poodro

>poodro

>Idrissa Gana-Gay

why does he wear the mask

>extended family are all super leftist
>pretend to be one of them, laugh at their jokes about right wingers etc
>actually an ethno nationalist

I feel like a soviet spy

>Paedo

Whats your favorite Chelsea chant lads?

For me it must be CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

phantom of the opera cunt

>>77870717
keep it to yourself mate or go to pol.

>replacing costa with morata

>>77870733
Antonio Antoniooo Antonioooooo

Ffs Willian

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>>77870717

chelsea need to pull their finger out and put a 150m bid for kane

>take a two days break from /sp/
>two hundred new memes are born
how do you guys work so fast?

This Everton LB is getting raped by Willian

>>77870733
"WE'RE STAYING UP" from 2015/16

everton just look wank

>>77870733
mines DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO

wonder why they aren't singing it

is it just me, or are luiz's unplanned ventures forward increasing?

rooney will do fuck all today he was up late last night watching the fight

>>77870786
theyre all shit trust me.

>>77870733
Yes that's a good one

Willian has actually started this game bretty good

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>>77870786
why did you choose those two days to take a break?

>There are people who don't rate Willian

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>>77870786
new meme's

>>77870819
plus, Everton are routinely getting spanked at Stamford

>>77870733
jose mourinho jose mourinho

>>77870819
Stop phoneposting and focus on the game Ronald

Pickford is one shaky goalie

post yfw rooney wins one for da land

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>HIS FATHER WAS SHOT YESTERDAY

wtf, Besic's dad got shot?

>>77870874
What

So lads, do you seriously think pickford is worth 30m?

>>77870874
>be bosnian
>get shot

>>77870889
typical bosniak behavior

>>77870892
He's better than Memerson, so why not?

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>>77870862
Have you seen him play before? The one thing he isn't is "shaky"

>besic's dad in charge of not being shot

normal people dont just get shot he was obvs up to no good

>>77870892
He's a fucking meme overrated by dumb brits who think he and Butland are better than Hart

lads could you tell me what dank memes i could post in tonights lelpool arsenal game?

>>77870892
Nah. Even with the recent inflation.

Morata lucky Lukaku played like absolute shit yesterday cuz he's playing like shit too

>>77870926
Everyone is better than Hart

after 20 years, think I'm rating Rppney

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>Why yes, I am a muslim

LITERALLY WHY is sky showing stoke west brom instead of this???

Why do i give 30 quid a month to these clueless cunts?

just letting you guys know
the west brom stoke game is currently 0-0

everton's attempts at build-up are depressing to watch

>>77870929
>ZERO
>CENTRE
>BACKS
>FC

>>77870929
Sweds are white meme I guess

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>ywn have Marcos Alonso's superior hair genes

>>77870941
Too bad he is Englands only semi-good keeper

>>77870953
thanks mate keep us posted

>>77870948
Have to fairly distribute TV coverage among teams I think

>>77870953
Woah I would've never guessed

>>77870936
Still better than Morata will ever be though.

>>77870953
Thanks, m8.

Has anything worth noting happened yet?

>have fabregas
>play hoofball

>>77870983
don't rate either of them but Lukaku helps Man U more cuz they needed goals against relegation fodder last season and he's good at that

>>77871012
yes, Everton came out wearing potato sacks

>>77870944
wow gg allin's piled on the pounds

>>77870981
but the money is fairly distributed across the teams, that's all the clubs care about. the fans don't want to watch stoke vs west brom

>this game

>>77871039
all polish people wear dog shit sacks so....

>>77871012
Victor Moses' hairline has noticeably receded further since kickoff

Every time the commentator says Gueye's name my ears perk up

Not gay though

>still no goals
honestly. this semen slurping match isn't for me.
I might go sleep. Been up since 3 watching that meme match

>Bakayokohama

Haha

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>>77871078

>>77871067
whoa, calm down Mu'ammar

Hello, is this the boxing nonsense bunker?

>>77871085
overkill lad

>>77871080
haha

sad cunt

>>77871076
Gueue means shitty guy in my language lel

What is Chelseas backlien supposed to be?
Azip - Luiz - Cahill - Rüdiger

>>77871060
If your club struggles to sell out its stadium every game and you're on Sky each week you're going to get shirty

>>77871012
Gay could've easily gotten sent off, Willian has had a couple of decent runs and one-two's and Poodro is playing surprisingly bad making stupid decisions every time he's on the ball. It's like Willian and Pedro have switched brains or something.

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>>77870929

>>77871112
>the city of napalm

>>77871134
which is why chelsea are happy when they aren't on tv

Lads is Fabregas past it? Be honest. He peaked in 2014 and should just be an impact sub now

FABREGGAAAAAAS

>>77871159
lol

RIP Everton

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>>77871159
>The city of you

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>>77871159

>>77871159
>YOU

>>77871159
pffahaha

>>77871159
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ABCs BTFO

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Fuck me what a goal

Morata goat

>>77871159
>Fishing for cheap (you)

decent finish
still hate him tho

>>77871159
stale meme desu but still a good way to get (you)s I guess

>>77871159
how is fabregas hair looking?
>>77871112
how is gueues hair looking?
>>77871069
how is victors hair looking?

how is the exposed formerly bald man conte antonios hair looking?

>>77871159
YOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOU

E-E-Everton will win the league still

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>>77871159

77871159
Not even giving this a (You). Blatant case of someone posting it just after the goal.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>77871159
Is this new attempt for 'x player is shit'?

>>77871159

Awkward

Lmao, the fuck was that Everton?

>>77871159
this guys phoneposting from the game, 100%

Morata kinda has that awkward playstyle that Kane has

I fucking HATE chelsea!!! fuck off!

beautiful weather this weekend in england

Letting Chelshit get Fabregas must be one of Wenger's biggest mistakes to date.

That was fucking banger of a goal.

from now on, Kante is known as the French Bulldog

Why isn't Morata scoring the goals?
Why spend £170m on a striker and be OK with him not scoring?

Morata is an assist machine.

>turn on game
>JUST MISSED THE ONLY GOAL
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>77871333
chelsea were fond of torres and missed him, so they got a new one

>>77871333
Maybe because Morata isn't that good?

>Ox
>Drinkwater

What are your thoughts on these transfers? Ox seems a good backup, drinkwater seems like a waste of a transaction

Di Canio is criticizing Morata for not attacking the space behind the defenders enough.
Is her right?

Is it ok not to rate Pickford and think Butland is the better keeper?

>>77871333
>Muh goalscoring CF
Playmaker CF is patrician

>>77871381
sounds comfy

>>77871362
got a champions league trophy outa torres, so i can't complain

why do so many people in the audience have receding hairlines? is it shit to be british?

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>>77871402

That was great from Rooney desu
Also convicned these 'Select around the street sign' captachas are broken

>>77871381
Italians have DiCanio as a pundit? Is he good or a meme?

Fabregas is unironically a Chelsea legend

How do Arsecucks feel about that

>>77871453
>Also convicned these 'Select around the street sign' captachas are broken
YES, switched to Legacy captcha again

>>77871440
one of the ugliest nationalies
germans are worse tho

lol everton have a player called gay

>sell fpl player
>scores

I should just buy as many Man United/Arsenal/Liverpool/Spurs/City players as I possibly can and get rid of any Chelsea player

I love alonso


>>77871373
ox would be good as a cover for wbs and further forward, 35m is too much for one year of contract

drinky is sidwell 2.0 for 40m, purely ridiculous, go for krychy pole for 15m for midfield cover

>>77871373
Ox started this season very well, he's surely be a better RWB than Moses.

Drinkwater would be a joke, they'd have to fork 25-30 million for him.

>>77871453
who the fuck doesn't use legacy

>>77871440
Going bald young is an english trait now. Probably all the styling products fuccbois put in their hair

>>77871303
GSTQ

>>77871478
I only see a rare flag.

>>77871501
Goes away when I delete my history

>>77871520
u wot

>>77871472
Aye. I think he's good, he is the colour commentary and adds a lot of opinions from his manager days.

Fun fact: he was fired because apparently no one at sky noticed he had a fascist tattoo, but then he was quietly re-hired without mentioning it. Weird story.

>>77871533
>rare

>>77871373
drinkwater is good for crossing the ball to the box

guys what haircuts do you usually get? i often get the JUST on the top and business on the sides and back.

>>77871486
so? you ARE gay.

I've g/o/t a /headache/

post yfw when you found out Kurt Zouma's real full name is Kurt Happy Zouma

Has anyone made up a car crash chant for Alonso yet

rip gay lad

>>77871592
my mummy cuts my hair :)

>>77871592
Shorter on the sides (4/5 if they ask for a number) and tidied up on top

>>77871604
Same. I'll try some coffee maybe

is willian a homophobe now?

>>77871592
find a photo online and then show ur barber

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lads my computer has been doing this since the start of the match

shall i just switch her off?

Why have Everton not got a striker on the pitch

Why have they not had a single touch inside Chelsea's box

why are football fields so small in englel?

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Guys why do commentators keep saying gay on one particular Everton player?
What are they, fucking homophobes?

>>77871478
It means Chelshit such a plastic club if Fabregas can be their legend

>>77871671
RIP

>>77871671
>using windows

>>77871671
install gentoo

>>77871689
>the humour of the city of norway
pathetic really.

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>There are people in here right now who payed money for this mornings shamble of a fight

>>77871671
Do you often ride on the broom?

>>77871674
Sandro guy was a world class striker in La Liga

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Fuck yeah Morata

is morata elite

>Morata
>scoring
Pick both.

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>>77871713
>Swecuck talking about humour

What an advantage play from the ref 2bh

I was about to make fun of the ref for playing advantage rather than giving a fk to alonso.. but

MRATA

Good header la'

Lucky fuck.

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APOLOGISE

Everton are a laughing stock, just like every other season

IM SORRY

/sp/ exposed. GOATrata scored.

>>77871758
ABSOLUTELY YES
>>77871759

>>77871716
n-no bully

fuck Morata scored

>>77871755
god i want to destroy your asshole with my dick

This morata kid is pretty good

APOLOGIZE

holy fukin shit it's too bright I couldn't see morata scoring

Look at that Aspie cross, and people say that he's not good going forward.

>dickford
>neverton at stamford brigde

>That cross
>That bullet header

wew

Not too Keane on Everton

I guess he's actually good now, didn't know it

what a lovely cross

>neverton

>>77871333
>you

couldnt really miss
but fair play for getting into the right position

>rich club scores an offside goal
>Replay doesn't show the side angle multiple times

>>77871783
holy shit this guy has 20 times morehair than ripney

>you are now aware morata has 2 goals and 2 assists in his chelsea carreer and it's all been done with his head

REFBALL. WAS OFFSIDE FFS

AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI

>>77871333(You)

will ABCs ever recover?

>>77871722
>world class striker in la liga
There's your problem

Lads,why do streams always stutter when someone scores?

Like fucking internet gets overwhelmed

>people thought Man Utd were going to win the league

Surely Pickford should've been out there faster

>>77871671
unlucky britbong

>>77871821
that static defence. i've moved more than the everton back line sitting on my couch.

can't wait until chelsea get found out in the cl. lol they're not getting out of the group.

tell me about pedro

>>77871842
Kek it's true

Was it really offside lids?

He was offside and I support Chelsea.

Bit warm today ain't it

West Brom-Stoke still goalless.

>>77871891
need a better angle

If Pickford stayed on his line it'd have been a simple save

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>£200m striker needs refball just to score a header in front of goal

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who was in the wrong here?

Everton have spent 200m and look worse than last season.

>>77871785
They can realistically win the league though

>

La we beat Hajduk Split we are boss la

>>77871902
>pulisbowl
>goalless at ht
oh jeez

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he must be melting

>>77871902
Thanks Goeff

Spent all that money but looks like Everton are gonna do worse than last season

>>77871877
>footballer
>earning 1000s every week
>Pick Ford

He doesn't have the best judgement

>45 million for the invisible Fabregas
Can we laugh at Neverton now?

Do british people have the pound symbol on their 4 on the keyboard instead of the $?

>>77871882
stop posting

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>everton could realistically win the league

>>77871722
no he wasn't he played for a struggling side and was inconsistent but was malagas main scoring option and showed off a lot of hard work, good finishing, and movement.

standout striker yes, but it's not like he lit the league up. everyone was aware he was malagas danger man but its not like people were shitting their pants when their team played against him.

Can't wait to see Hazard back working with Morata now.

>>77871977
on the 3