/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

HEEM IS OFFICIALLY ASP NOW
>>>/asp/

GO AWAY YOU KISSED THE FLOOR TONIGHT HEEM

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MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM

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Posting the real natty goat

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>trying to change the subject

N O P E

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>>77867016
Actually he never touched the floor

>>77867037
nice pol cancer civic cuck

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The chin has to be tucked buddeh

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>>77867044

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Who's your favorite female fighter?

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Everyday till 2017 ends

>mfw boxers tried MMA and got destroyed early in fights
>mfw the best boxer of all time couldn't beat an amateur making his debut within the first few rounds

how much did conor win selling out the white race?

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>>77867060
Conor

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>>77867074
>boxers tried MMA and got destroyed
Um no sweetie

>>77867061
he was just tired

>>77867092
>kick
>pure boxing

>>77867108
Holly Holm outboxed Ronda and then sealed it off with a kick. Did it in like 6 minutes too

How long will this last?

>>77867060
Mcgregor

>>77867144
A couple of days but it's worth it since it drives away the Conor spergs for months

>>77867060
conor

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>tfw people will forget about your fuck up because Conor lost

>>77867092
And she's been getting rekt ever since.

MMA is the ultimate cuck sport

>cucked by a fucking WWE star
>cucked by boxers (holm and floyd)
>cucked by kickboxers

>>77867156
I'm still here. I don't get you Bulgaria. What is your issue with Conor? You have a deep hatred for the man

>>77867137
She then lost her next three fights, getting outboxed in two of them.

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>>77866996
good op

>>77867164
A boxer came to your sport and won the belt in her 3rd fight

Cody Garbrandt who is an amateur boxer beat the so-called best bantamweight ever and was break dancing during it.

Come on m8 just accept boxing is superior

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>the absolute STATE of MMA(let) """""athletes""""

>>77867169
Its almost like its MIXED martial arts where people of multiple disciplines fight

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>>77867060

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Aah back to business as usual.
Did anyone else catch that Bisping vs. GSP promo on last night's broadcast? I gotta say I'm pretty hyped to witness the natty goat defy all odds once again.

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>>77866996
>>77867189
Thoughts?

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>>77867210
Hold that L in your chest?

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>>77867204
My Stream lagged so I missed it.

>>77867210
U r jelly

>>77867177
My issue is that he turned UFC into mandrama and brought over the mandrama spergs. Literally everyone I know kept talking about this fight even though they never watch combat sports.
McGregor fans don't appreciate the fights, they appreciate the mandrama that comes with Conor's persona.

And don't get me started on him shutting down 2 divisions in the UFC with his pursuit of "money" fights.

>>77867193
Superior to what? MMA includes boxing.

Conor unironically ruined UFC and MMA as a whole

I wish I could go back to comfy 2012 again

>>77867061
Floyd throws a lot of shit, but go through it in slow motion and you'll see he only actually connects on 2 shots. Absolutely no reason this should've been called.

>>77867232
But do you not agree that he puts on an entertaining fight? Sounds more like you hate his fans than him.

>>>/asp/

Shoo shoo, off you go now your number one ""fighter"" has been exposed by a retired 40 year old.

>>77867238
only this crappy performance against Mayweather did. He was good for the sport prior to this.

>>77867245
>Someone stumbling and bumbling backwards cause they're seconds away from being heem'd
>Absolutely no reason this should've been called.

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>>77867249
>Sounds more like you hate his fans than him.
This is correct. I actually like McGregor's fights and I like when he shows sportsmanship after the fight and reveals that everything else was just a show for his casual "fans" (who only tune in to watch him)

yeah but his head is too small though lol

>>77867283
It is. I'd knock it off.

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Oh say can you see

>UFC's been losing so many fighters to Bellator that they've been forced to update their sponsorship rules and how much they pay fighters
>the company is desperately cutting as many fighters and employees as possible to keep costs low
>all their cash cows are retired or suspended
>WME is barely keeping their heads above the water concerning paying off the interest on the loan, much less the loan itself
Bellator's literally going to be the only North American MMA promotion of note by 2020.

McGregor vs Lee is gonna have agreat build up now

Anybody have the Oezdemir vs Manuwa KO webm?

>>77867303
>Lee - chinlet
>Mcmemer - cardiolet

>>77867277
>McGregor was only pretending to be retarded, that makes it okay
If he wasn't in the UFC he'd be making ridiculous "prank" videos on youtube with clickbait titles about how someone almost killed him

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>>77867273

>>77867313
Have to use it in a thread to prove that white people can beat black people?

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Started with a black and ended with a black

>>77867303
I hope it doesn't have a "great" build up. I want McGregor to just shut up from now on. He needs to go Demian Maia mode for a while.

>a big part of mma identity is how much tougher and grittier they are than boxers
>mma superstar gets humilated by an old man

Does MMA have the weakest chins in combat sports? Floyd was literally walking through Conor's best shots unfazed and then rocked him even though he's got pillow fists.

>>77867196
>t. butthurt roidryfan

>>77867303
>his first title defense in ever is against Le Metro PCS Man or Lee-terally Who

rather have Diaz 3 than that

>>77867332
Oezdemir's not white

>>77867303
>McGregor vs Lee is gonna have agreat build up now
He isn't getting past Tony Ferguson

>>77867338
Whats up with having no fun?

>>77867344
Calm down dude you won lol take it easy

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>>77867303
>Lee

Nate 3 then GSP for the interim welterweight strap then retirement.

>>77867354
I'd rather he gets stripped and retires personally.

>>77867368
>fun
>>>/asp/ mandramaboy

>>77867347
Conor wasn't throwing his hardest shots. He had a dumb gameplan.

>Getting KO'd by a 40 year old who hasn't sparred for 1 month cause he has brittle hands

The embarrassment Conor just brought to MMA is immense

>>77867383
>Conor wasn't throwing his hardest shots
LMAO

How the fuck did Conor gas so fast?
>no kicks or grappling
>shorter rounds
>more rests

The guy starts getting worse after 3 MMA rounds. He should have started gassing after the 5th, not the 3rd round of this fight.

>>77867367
>skin is white
>he's not white
Doesn't matter to normies. They see the white skin and that's all that matters.

>>77867409
Floyd was going to the body with hard shots and Conor was throwing heat trying to get Floyd out of there. It's a pretty simple equation.

>>77867409
What is this type of math called?

>>77867344
MMA includes boxing you sperg

>>77867436
3 rounds x5 mins = 15 mins

5 rounds x 3 mins = 15 mins

>>77867074
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wb-eOej5Xzc

Lol

Anyone else looking forward to Brenda Swab's big ol' dick pic?

the good outcome is that muh connorfags will not post here for some time

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Its my time now.

CM Phil

THE REDEMPTION.

SMELL THE DIMES, DANA. BOOK ME!!

>>77867475
I'm enjoying the lack of Irish flags

Imagine if McGregor had fought Canelo or GGG. A pillow fisted 40yr old walked him down and punched him out.

>>77867465
Mma heavy weight champ against washed up geriatric boxer. Mma cant handle pure punching power

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https://youtu.be/wZRPw53LZs4

>N-NEXT TIME

Fuckin white bois

>>77867475
the bad part is in his absence (fingers crossed) UFC will try to push their less charismatic fighters to create "drama" and "storylines" even more.

someone fucking post megan olivi RIGHT NOW

THE BEST ANALYST IN THE GAME RIGHT HERE

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>>77867302
I didn't hear that about the sponsorships, source? Reebok might not get a replacement deal.

They're gonna milk this boxing shit for all its worth, things look bleak for the UFC but they still have time on their side.

How will Skip rationalize this?

>Conor got TKOd by an aged-out-of-his-prime 20 lbs lighter defensive fighter with pillow fists
Could Cruz beat Conor in a boxing match?

>>77867538
>hack slack

>>77867469
>tfw when it's a pic of his face

Niggas saying Conor's shots didn't do anything when he wasn't stunned by Floyd's either. Only when gassed he was

>>77867549
>he got tired
>run run run run
>muh pillows
>if it was a weal fite!
>sumo wrestling

So...where was that left hand everyone was talking about?

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>>77867533

>>77867549
Skeeeeup is just gonna say what he said beforehand, that he was going with his heart because he doesn't like Floyd as a person. He knew that Floyd would probably win, he just didn't want it to happen.

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How much money would Floyd earn in MMA fight?

>>77867576
>he wasn't
>he was
>Niggas

so this... is the power... of nu/heem/....

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>>77867588
He forgot to follow up.

>>77867588
McGregor's not actually a hard puncher. It's just that MMA is full of guys with no chins. The average MMA fighter gets rocked by a stiff breeze.

>>77867576
>mayweather didnt hit him in the body to tire him faster
>it was floyds fault conor has worse cardio than a 40yo who hasn't sparred for a month

SCAUB AND SPRINGSPERG BTFO

https://youtu.be/yXCo2b0BBU0

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not enough Aspen Ladd in this thread

>>77867609
MCGREGOR WOULD CROOSH HIS FOOKIN SKOOL! HARDEST PONCHER IN THE GAME!

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>>77867601
>no he was winning till he lost
Wasted potential.

And the answer is far less than he would in boxing to 51-0.

How long until the rematch?

>>77867615
Mayweather landed 170 of 320 punches (53%) and McGregor landed 111 of 430 (26%)
Hmm I wonder why Conor gassed

>>77867630
hahahaha holy shit hes deluded

Reminder Floyd would win the MMA match as well

How does Conor have all those KO's if he doesn't hit hard? Serious q

>>77867693
Precision beats power.

>>77867693
He only has one KO

>>77867693
midgets

Max and Nate are only human sized guys he beat

>>77867693
because he cuts ridiculous amounts of weight to fight people significantly smaller than him then hulks back up again

his punching power is a complete myth. he couldnt put down diaz who is the same weight as him and mayweather was laughing at him

>>77867073
>After Canelo V GGG what else does boxing have to offer?
Just off the top of my head: Andre Ward, Vasyl Lomachenko, Anthony Joshua, Based Tyson Fury, Deontay Wilder, Billy Joe Saunders, and Katie Taylor

>this meme whirlwind over the last week
>jones stripped of belt again
>goober heemed in a meme match

fucking hell. gonna be weird to go back to normal heem

>danas face this week

i for one welcome our new /box/ overlords. its unironically a better general anyway

>>77867210
bisping literally retired hendo senpai

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>>77867630
>schuab

kek

MMGay fags finna SEETHING lol

>>77867693
Everyone he's fought is either 1 or 2 weight classes smaller than him or knocks themselves out brushing their teeth in the morning.

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>>77867693
People don't expect his shots they take them by surprise

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is gooby ever gonna fight in mma again or is he gonna retire/box full time

its not like he needs the 13 quid and a packet of cream&cheesy niknaks dana will offer him

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>tfw no Mayweather Diaz for 51-0

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Is Spainsperg leaving again

>>77867952
Did he seppuku after Conor got BTFO? My phone had no reception at the pub.

>>77867952
he never came back, think Jon popping worked him into a grave

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>tfw you bet 20mil on conair

We got humiliated lads

How will we ever recover?

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Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

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>casuals bought into the marketing that Conor was MMAs greatest talent and KO artist

>>77868130
embrace the JUST

let it make you stronger

>>77868130
Stipe will heem AJ

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SMILE!

>>77867983
Yeah that was probably burger imposter, those were very late night euro time posts

Its 2-2 to be honest

Floyd > Conor
James Toney < Randy Couture
Ray Mercer > Tim Sylvia
Lucas Browne < DC

Next one is for all the marbles

>>77868264
Schaub (golden gloves) > CroCop

>>77867786
This. Mayweather took conors best shots and walked right through him. Conor couldnt handle pretty boys straight rights and started backing up. Floyd in 4oz gloves would absolutely wreck the 'notorious one'

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>losing 4 rounds against someone only doing boxing for a laugh while Kebab Nurmamuhammdov gets his shit together

>>77868280
Roy Nelson (BJJ Autist) > Schaub

>>77867601
It was a bad decision to stop the fight.
.

>>77867948
book it

>>77868310
Nelson is of Kung Fu background, show some respect

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>>77868292
>4 rounds

>>77868292
>not understanding what you're watching
I though you potatoes were supposed to be good at this whole fighting thing

>>77868338

How any Judge can give Floyd rounds 2&3 is beyond me, he threw about 6 punches

>>77868315
agreed, but only because we didnt get to see a fully asleep heem

>>77868338
>>77868341

>i-it was his gameplan to get punched in the face and the judges recognized that

>>77868352
Defense is a scoring criteria in boxing, and judges can decide to give the round to the guy who isn't spending half his time fouling. Conor's punches didn't do anything.

>>77868361
It was unironically his gameplan to let Conor punch himself out and then give him brain damage, yes.

>>77867952
Did he an hero? I filtered him

>>77868377
>Defense is a scoring criteria in boxing

It is but during the first 3 rounds Conor was landing on Floyd

>>77868377
>It was unironically his gameplan to let Conor punch himself out

Doesn't mean he won those rounds

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>khalabib vs conor died for that freak show
>ferguson vs conor died for that freak show
>now we're getting literally who Lee instead

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>>77868361
>Conor hurt him!
>>77867225
>This is the hurt face of floyd.
>A frown that literally says "that's it nigga?"
lmao back to the paddies you wannabe scottish gypsy fuck

>>77868292
stick to fighting each other in caravan sites pikey

Connor was up 5-4 my guys 100%, he landed some killer shots for sure

What the best training to never gas out in a long fight?

>>77868222
bunch of marks

>>77868416
basically smoke and train, then quit smoking 2 months prior the fight

>>77868392
>It is but during the first 3 rounds Conor was landing on Floyd

He landed like three shots total that looked like they were well placed, and Floyd landed a couple of shots as well. Conor put out a lot of volume but most of it was either glancing or whiffed.

>>77868396
He was the better fighter in the ring in that round.

But even if we were to say that he won three rounds, so what? Aldo won two rounds against Max Holloway. Nobody cares. He was winning until he lost.

>>77868416
who fucking cares u goof?
cardio is for queers

just fight and if you gas you gas

>>77868416
EPO

>>77868416
lots of fights

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>>77868416
Smoke weed while doing triathlons at the same time. Might take some practice to be able to take hits from a bong while swimming though

>>77868450
>He landed like three shots total that looked like they were well placed

Your just being biased now, Conor landed a lot more than 3 shots

>>77868438
Breathing exercises and workouts that include/limit breathing, swimming is really good for this
Smoking weed also unironically increases lung capacity because of those fuck huge breathes stoners take.

Relevant: >>77868469

>>77868476
He hit Floyd's gloves and shoulder and arms a ton, yeah. Not so much the face or body.

>>>/asp/

>>77868476
He landed more hammerfists to the back of his head than heavy legit punches.

I don't like this timeline, this isn't comfy at all

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>>77868569
Don't worry, it's still the King's timeline.

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>>77868569
Comfy /heem/ returns tomorrow with UFC 215 and JBJ hot piss discussions

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>turning your back to your opponent makes you invincible
>holding your head down makes you invincible

Glad we can go back to discussing actual fighting in this thread.

>>77868642
>holding your hands flat on the ground makes you invincible
This game is fun but ultimately silly.

>>77868666
What is Japan?

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>>77868642
>putting two hands on the floor means your head can't be kicked
>not allowed to put your fingers in the opponent's eyes
>not allowed to kick people in the dick
>not allowed to oil check

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>>77868588
At least with Goober losing fight that everybody knew he was gonna lose now I know how I will feel when BisKing stops being the reigning, defending, undisputed UFC middleweight champion of the world.

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>Landing more significant strikes on floyd than pacman in your debut

Christianity in shambles desu

>>77867693

MMA fighters are chinlets and have terrible defense. Also literally leads with his chin.

>mmas 'GOAT' is 0-1 in boxing

49-1

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>>77868717
Did you notice that Floyd didn't give a fuck about Conor's """"""""""""""""""power""""""""""""""""""?

Perhaps if Conor could actually knock people out Floyd would have bothered to be evasive.

>>77868678
What is a place that doesn't allow elbows because can't have blood on TV.

>>77868690
He'll defeat GSP and honourably lose to the new natty goat in whittaker and retire while telling cuba, rockhold and weidman to spin on it.
That's pretty comfy at least.

>>77868226

Stipe is a chinless bum. Who the fuck gets KOed by Struve.

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>the best boxer ever losing 4 rounds to an mma fighter

imagine Clayton Kershaw giving up a 4 run bomb to Lebron James
>b-but we still won the game
imagine Federer dropping a set to some amateur who plays against his t-rex armed Russian m8 at the local club
>b-but I still won the match
imagine Michael Phelps getting BTFO by Eric Moussambani
>b-but he run out of gas and drowned so I won

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>>77868749
Fuck that giga nigga, and if you are down with him then fuck you too.

That bum will never sniff a belt

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>>77868800
Imagine getting heemed by a forty year old with brittle bitch hands who just walks you down and throws bombs.

>>77868680
You are the type of person to bite somebodys arm in a fight huh

>>77868812
It's true that The King could actually demolish GSP and Whittaker.

That would be pretty badass.

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>>77868744
Lmao that's hilarious!

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>>77868827
he even lost a round AFTER Conor had gassed

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Believe You Me two episodes a week when?

>>77868847
Whittaker is definitely heemable in striking, Wonderboy made him look silly.

He has amazing TDD however

When the fuck is the next ufc event I have Alzheimer, pls dnt tell me its Mighty mantlet

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>>77868827

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<--gooby!

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>>77868853
>>77868860
Remember that time when Conor won a round after Floyd started beating the shit out of him?

Oh, wait, that didn't happen. I forgot. Sorry.

>>77868226
Our AJ will legit KO their AJ.

>>77868937
Nice proxy Jose

>>77868886
Would be based.

>>77868905
I don't see the king shooting against him and I think he has the hands to crack him. The King is a big, heavy middleweight and has good reach. He's pretty comparable to rockhold despite being shorter and I could see him try to work a strong kicking game against whittaker since romero had so much success with it.

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>gets knocked out
>still wins

truly the GOAT

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>>77868946
Our aj has the heart of a rabbit, bad bet senpai

Who is your favorite woman UFC competitor? No ducking the question. No talking about non-MMA related topics. Who is your favorite UFC female fighter?

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>>77868953
Floyd gave Conor nine minutes straight to land dat left and knock him out and Conor did absolutely fookin' nuttin'.

>>77868958
He was winning until he lost, I'll give him that.

>>77868846
If biting arms does nothing by isn't allowed. Just look at old Mark Kerr fights to see how well fishhooking headbutting and whatnot works.

>>77868978
Rose Namajunas.

>>77868978
Elsa Jean

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This guy comes up to your girl in the club and slaps his briitle little hands on her ass
What do you do?

Conor/paulie sparring footage when?

>>77868978
Conor McGregor

>>77868978

cynthia calvillo

>>77869025
What a coincydink!

So when's the McGregor vs CM Punk fight?

>>77869036
It'll be it's own PPV.

>Irish mandrama shitposter casuals still here
>>>/asp/

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>>77869123
You can also find the ausfag's post in here too

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>>77869207
Go roleplay somewhere else

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>>77869207
Your boy should have gotten on his knees and praised the ref for saving his life, tbqh.

>>77869234
I would heem you clean though

>>77869234
>tfw you called the eddie fight
>and this one
>but got both diaz fights backwards (goobs to win the first lose the 2nd)
DIAZ CONFOUNDS ME

>>77869069
>>77869123
>bulgaria
careful boy I'll heem you, and your boxing ref won't be there to protect you

>>77869207
that's not me top left btw

>>77868958
>If you give your opponent brain damage, they win.

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>>77869279
I'm not autistic enough to find all your posts about Conor beating Floyd desu

>>77869321
Anyone with half a brain called the eddie fight, dude had 3 split decisions before Conor

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how will boxing ever recover from their goat not being able to KO someone on their pro debut in the first round?

>>77869369
who is /our guy/ darren elkins ?

everyday you out yourself as causal mate pls stop

I liked it better when you guys were all on /bant/

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>>77869429
Wait, so Conor's plan to punch Floyd really hard didn't lead directly to Floyd's victory? I'm so confused right now.

>>77868454
why do u fags use the word "goof" wrong

you can literally get murdered in some cities for calling someone a goof

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>>77867633
She actually looks really cute in that pic desu

can we go back to succ posting?

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>>77868978
Has looked like shit in the UFC, but I've always loved her attitude and I was a fan of her years before the UFC

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>>77869524
a simpler time

>tfw had an idea for a DC-JBJ video but it won't work now that JBJ has been outed as a cheater

How come Conor never learned to throw a punch correctly?

His lack of power was the most humiliating thing from last night. Arm punches with zero pop.

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>>77868398
>Ferguson Vs Lee for the Interim Title

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>>77869524
>"They said, 'Daniel, what do you want?," I said 'I want the easiest dick in the division. I want to suck off Ryan Bader.' Just give me that nut right now, Bader... The fuck outta here, this my nut now."

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>>77867060

>>77869429
Why did Conor not have a boxing coach, or even a coach that had ever been involved with a boxing match before? Perhaps such a coach would have taught Conor the importance of being able to last 12 rounds without gassing in order that he not be finished.

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Anyone else shocked by how fucking boring boxing is by the way? How do people watch that 'sport'

>>77869642
Goobs vs Ferg would have been pretty great but I want to watch Lee get memed on

>>77869762
You didn't think that fight was entertaining?

i still think ronda rousey would beat floyd in the octagon

all she has to do is get into a clinch in which case floyd would just turn around or hug her, and she'd put him into submission faster than she did cat zingano

>>77869762
>I want to watch Lee get memed on
You are everything wrong with UFC today.

>>77869790
It was pretty intense because of the consequences meme-wise and just seeing Goobs in there with the goat boxer, I mean the rest of the fights

MMA threads should be a bannable offense now to be quite frankly honest with you.

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>>77869762
>>77869882
These two posts prove exactly what I've been saying all this time. Conor "fans" don't care about the fights AT ALL, they only care about the mandrama surrounding the fights.

>>77869762
>>77869882

No I agree, the other fights kind of made me straight up bored.

>>77869953
I don't care about boxing "fights" you illiterate moron.

>>77869882

it's a PPV boxing undercard, you're a sucker for watching it

Cleverly-Jack was the only decent matchup and it was good while it lasted

>>77869935
I think the Philippines should be banned after Pacquiao got destroyed by a school teacher.

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>>77869994
UFC prelims have some of the spiciest fights, so that's not much of an excuse

>>77869989
By what you said you don't care about MMA fights either and you just wanna see "literally who: the talker (Lee)" vs Goober just because they both do nice mandrama before the fights.

Go fuck yourself back to >>>/asp/

>>77870034
I thought the Davis-Fonseca fight was 'ok' and Black Jack put on a body shot clinic. But I guess that's fair.
I mean it's boxing which is different from MMA in that people really only show up for the main event. MMA ppvs are structured more like a Pro Wrestling payperview while boxing is still a complete "marquee event" type show.

>>77869935
Sign for this L please >>77869998

>>77870079
>By what you said you don't care about MMA fights either
>Bulgaria reading comprehension

I want to watch Lee get meme'd on because morons here think he's a real contender after beating some cans and two semi-cans. It's got nothing to do with what they said I didn't even watch that, retard

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Awesome fight desu. Conor did a lot better than I expected. He probably won 3-4 rounds, but it's weird how he always gasses out towards the end.

>>77870034
Wait, is that fucking Lorenzo smoking the joint?

How have I not seen this before?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51NzMH8tsjA

McGregor won the fight! He was ahead of the cards! The ref stopped it prematurely! The ref saved Mayweather instead of letting McGregor finish Floyd off!

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>>77870155
>He probably won 3-4 rounds
It certainly looked that way to me although i don't know boxing judges' criteria, I already apologized to Schaub yesterday for doubting the angles, I didn't expect that to work on the GOAT

Anyone else kind of think this turns conor into a novelty sporting figure? a bit of a joke? in my head i'm trying to imagine what other sports fans think and i know boxing fans are very stuck up their own arse

I take him very seriously and think he did very well last night, and ultimately his conditioning did him in completely. if the ref let it go i really don't see how floyd could KO conor. if you watch boxing you know how pillowfisted he is, even when lunging in full power like he did. conor was very much still slipping punches while exhausted, honestly floyd only landed clean a couple handful of times.

>>77870240
>if the ref let it go i really don't see how floyd could KO conor.
You'd really want to see him get brain damage just to prove to you he can get KOd?

>>77870240
> Anyone else kind of think this turns conor into a novelty sporting figure? a bit of a joke?
Of course. He did shit. Gassed out like a piece of garbage.

>>77870240
jokes aside it looked like early stoppage >>77867061
after he first stumbles on the ropes he gets him with three weak looking hooks in total while missing a bunch

Floyd got lucky, Conor got his second wind and was comnig back. He would have KO'd Floyd in the 11th so the ref stopped the fight

Rigged as fuck

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>>77870240

Rewatch this.
>>77867371
>>77867061

There was still nearly two minutes left on the clock and Floyd was ready to drop those cinderblocks he calls hands until the bell rang.

If the ref hadn't stopped it Conor would be on a ventilator.

>>77870240
He will probably go to the WWE next, the ultimate novelty clown show.

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>>77870155
More Chrissy desu

>>77870155
>>77870231
I scored the first 3 for Goobert. But I also scored that largely on volume and not damage. I thought floyd did a particularly good job negating the offense and rolling with the punches that did land.
Mcgregor landed probably his best punch of the fight with the second round uppercut which did look like it make floyd pause for a moment. I also feel like floyd kept the forward pressure pretty much from the 2nd round onward although he didn't find his rhythm until the 4th.

>>77870240
He did a lot better than boxing fans would have liked. Conor had nothing to lose really. Boxing and MMA are different.

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>>77870361
For sure, Conor was just tired a bit

>>77870522
>that mantits guy in the white shirt
>/heem/ leaves the house

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>>77870522
>Conor will be able to bully Floyd in the clinch

What did they mean by this?

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>>77870361

>>77870240
>>77870341
Exhaustion+accumulation of punches to the head is dangerous.

Besides he was only saved from falling by stumbling into the ropes and in boxing that's a finish.

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>>77870401
>tumblr filename
>If the ref hadn't stopped it Conor would be on a ventilator.

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>>77870579
We go outside sometimes.

>>>/asp/

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>>77870622
You should have paid debnts rather than betting on Conor.

>>77870617
Those mewvement, he was dodging those shots. Fucking early stoppage, McGregor was up 7-2 at that point wtf.

>>77867061
Thanks for posting this
Its retarded to think that a man has to go down to lose, McGregor clearly couldnt defend himself and would have gotten damage by prolonging the fight, good call by the ref imo

>>77867108
>boxers tried MMA
>only allowed to punch apparently

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>>77870619
>Besides he was only saved from falling by stumbling into the ropes and in boxing that's a finish.
jesus

So Floyd walked Conor down with ease while absorbing DA LEFT.

Do MMA fighters just have shitty chins or are boxers' chin on another level?

>>77870790
Conor doesn't have any power if he can't keep you at range.

>>77870790
Gloves

anyone else thinks that if conner were to return for a couple of fights in the UFC he'd probably heem people just out of virtue of having improved his boxing enough to go 10 rounds with the GOAT?

>>77870712
>says australia
didn't you waste all your savings on goobs?

>>77870790

Conor's punching technique in boxing gloves was shockngly bad

>>77870790
Conor doesn't have power in 8oz gloves and wasn't fighting a retard like Eddie Alvarez.

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>>77870847
EIRE!

>>77870790

This >>77870821

Conor's "power" generates from long range. He can't stand and bang. He like's to set up range using kicks on opposite sides and keeps his opponent at a straight line which makes them susceptible for a left cross.

He's less effective when you engage him in the pocket as evident of the Diaz and Floyd fight.

Did that anon who bet 10k on Conor kill himself

>>77870770
i.e.
If you can't stand on your own power you're fucked.

Jesus christ greece. You're supposed to be poor not retarded.

>>77870864
That's a shitty payoff.

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>>77870963
>If you can't stand on your own power you're fucked.
wow what a sport

>>77869029
more images of /fa/ mayweather?

>>77871048
Well those are the rules they operate by because absorbing hundreds of head punches does kill people before they realize their brains are hemorrhaging.
Not that I agree but there's a reason a lot of people call(ed) MMA 'barbaric' and boxing 'gentlemanly' it's mostly to do with how the fights aren't stopped until one dude stops moving.

>>77870790
>>77870931

So how would he fare against fighters like Dos Anjos who likes to put pressure or Ferguson's wild and crazy style?

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<-- Tappy

>best mma fighter of all time can't even beat a 40 year old man who hasn't fought in 2 years
nice """"""sport"""""" you have there

>>77871048
UFC fans are beer swilling meathead retards who want to go watch a young man have his unconscious head repeatedly bounced off of the floor so that his brains get pasted all over the inside of his skull

i wonder how many MMA fighters will end up permanently mentally retarded when they are older and shitting in diapers just because you and the rest of your ilk get off on watching someone receive permanent brain damage

fucking stupid bullshit. you think you are big tough guys because mma fighters punch each other on the floor? lets see how "tough" you are when you have dementia pugilista by the age of 45

>>77867028
Based Nederlandia.

>>77870790
mma fighters were too weak to even box professionally so that should tell you

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>>77871167
Yeah but that's also the same reason why MMA fighters are fighters and boxers are boxers

>>77871280
>>best mma fighter of all time can't even beat a 40 year old man who hasn't fought in 2 years
>this is what casuals actually believe

Anyway why did no one answer this ;_; >>77870847
I feel like if gooby were to return now his striking would be noticeably improved

who are your top 3 most enjoyed female women to watch in MMA? be honest no stupid childish answers.

take the boxing discussion to /box/ by the way it's completely off topic and it's not MMA.

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>>77871337
Who let this faggot in here?

>>77871337
jesus, relax and go back to watching some pillowhugging

>>77870847
It'll be interesting to see for sure, but if it's Nate 3 at 155, no heems IMO.