Is this the REAL combat sport I keep hearing so much about?

please tell me this is gay porn and you added an ufc timer to it

>people pay money to watch this

>>77866069
Christ.

I don't think this semen-slurping "sport" is for me, lads.

>>77866069
>Is this the REAL combat sport I keep hearing so much about?
It literally is.
It's like dad bod meme "You may not like it..." but it's way closer to a real fight than any box memes.

I'll the blatant cherry picking on your conscience.

>>77866913
nah
actual real fights are on concrete and with head stomps

that's literally how siblings fight when they're young

>>77866944
Now now nigger, I said "closer" not "equal"

>>77866913
>It's like dad bod meme "You may not like it..." but it's way closer to a real fight than any box memes.
You know the reason why that's a meme because it's such a fucking lie that it's funny, right?

>>77866913
Nobody does Jew Jitsu, Karate, Wrestling or whatever bullshit in a real fight you autist. Real fights are always boxing fights.

>>77866913
>muh realism experience

irl a manlet like mcfaggot would have died in 10 seconds

>>77866913
Neither resemble a real street fight. Street fights are boring because typically it's two dudes wildly swinging at each other with no technique. Take your faux masculinity and kill yourself.

>>77866984
street fights usually involve 5 on 1 headstomps and weapons so the UFCtard cries of >muh realism are full on fucking retarded

Ahahaha. Fucking MMA fags.

But OP forgot the homoerotic hugging and rolling. And the eye-contact missionary position aka "The guard, bro".

>>77866977
You have no idea how dumb your post is.
If it was more beneficial to only use hands, boxing wouldn't need shitton of rules that is has.
Street fights usually start as a boxing match, but there's no referee to break the clinch, and in the clinch it's a whole new territory.

Will MMA ""sport"" ever recover?

>>77866069
who are the fighters? are they considered good?

>>77867094
>muh street fights
retarded fucking logic, see >>77867036

go kill yourself

>>77867126
You're a goddamn downie if you ever thought that MMA is a real fight, all that can be said is that it's the closest thing we have. With all the benefits of a real fight and without shit like excessive traumatism.

>>77867192
>muh violence
boxing is a sport, not a violence simulator

>>77867192
>all that can be said is that it's the closest thing we have.
why stop there? why not allow improvised shanks and curb stomps?

after all, that's even closer to "real fighting" amirite? You're a literal nigger.

>>77867192
>MMA is a real fight,
Even if this were true why would that be a good thing?

>>77866069
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF MMA

>>77867220
>excessive traumatism.
I thought shitposting leafs was a meme, but you truly live up to the name, faggot.

>>77867260
Seems like your rules for a "fight" are awfully arbitrary faggot

>>77867272
There's no goal to make it as realistic as possible, only as fun as possible.

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>>77867304
So why are you crying about MMA being "way closer to a real fight than any box memes." like you did in >>77866913 if the end goal is sport/fun/entertainment?

Backpedalling faggot

>>77867330
Fights are fun, the closer combat sport to the real fight the more fun it is.
For example MMA is on a huge upper spiral of popularity right now and no one gives a fuck about capoeira and, at this point, boxing.

>>77867390
>Fights are fun, the closer combat sport to the real fight the more fun it is.
So why aren't you allowed to palm strike to the back of the head or eye gouge in UFC? You're going in circles retard.

>>77867413
>excessive traumatism.
Why the fuck are you so stupid you gay fucking leaf?

>>77867433
You can't even define "excessive traumatism" without it being extremely arbitrary and thus defeating the point of "dude like totally replicating a real fight broooo"

you're a fucking 90-iq nigger

>>77866069
I do not follow the sport closely, but weren't there MMA fights with different rules that made fights more spectacular in the past and then rules changes brought the modern UFC?


>>77866944
those are not fights, those are attempted murder.
When you're in the position to headstomp someone you've already won the fight.

>>77866977
>>77866984

you never seen people fight? people grab each other, tear clothes, try to bite, to kick grins, to grab hair.
Even boxers hug each other and one of the roles of referees is to separate them.

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>>77866069
Fuck that no-heart potato nigger, he got his ass kicked

Can we move mma to /asp/ now?

>>77867306

That's not MMA it's kick boxing

I like Boxing, Kick Boxing, Muay Thai and all that I just fucking hate grappling.

>>77867790

This, it's just WWE with a bit more contact.

>>77866944
And you think that happens in boxing?
All these sports are fake where no one gets hurt, they are embarassing.