>this shameless damage control.

>>77864443
TRUMPED

>>77864443
Nothing short of suicide will be considered damage control.

>>77864443
Doesn't everyone do this after they lose a fight?

>>77864510
every single time theres a stoppage.

>Let me do the Ali while I'm still 29 years old

Good thing it's still 2+ years away before the Olympics so he's just in time for a rematch, probably without a referee this time

>>77864443
>that was fatigue, not damage

Does that make him feel better?!

That he doesn't have the conditioning to go toe to toe with a boxer on his best day is almost as embarrassing as not having the punching power to knock him down.

Just admit it, McNugget, you're outta yer league, kid. Go back to huggin' men on the ground in the octagon.

Also

>those punches that didn't even hurt Mayweather are the same punches that knocked down Nate Diaz

If I was an MMA fighter I'd be steaming mad at being exposed

>>77864443
What the fuck is he supposed to say? This is basically what we expected to happen, he got gassed and lost, walks away with 30million

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>>77864551
>>those punches that didn't even hurt Mayweather are the same punches that knocked down Nate Diaz

this

>le godly left hand

lmao

>>77864666
>dat love tap

Mayweather looks more confused than injured, like
"wtf is this shit?"

>>77864443
kek the guy that says youre either ready or youre not its all mindset, no excuses.
well guess mendez not having a training camp against conor finally has more legitimacy.

casual fans bought to much into him.
doing his ufc debut in boston aka lil ireland was the best thing that ever happened to him

>>77864666
>666 satan get

Trips aside, it looks like Conor was just way to freaking tired to land any hard shots by that point.

>>77864666
boop

>>77864666

heh get yer nose mayweather

>>77864666
>these are the punches that knocked down Nate Diaz and so many UFC fighters

DANA STOP LETTING UFC FIGHTERS BOX YOU'RE EXPOSING THEM

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>>77864443
>I HAD HIM HURT BUT HE HAD GOOD COMPOSURE

>>77864666
Isn't that pull-counter part of his strategy? He taps you with his right hand, then hits you with his left? I don't think that was intended to be a real punch

>>77864443
Actually why was the fight stopped so soon? Connor didn't even hit the ground.

>>77864551
>>those punches that didn't even hurt Mayweather are the same punches that knocked down Nate Diaz

remember there were people before this fight that thought all mcgregor needed to do was land one punch and floyds head would fly into the crowd

LOL

>>77864551
>out of your league
You do realize mma is closer to real life fighting right? Mayweather would be destroyed by him in a street fight.

>>77864942
IT WAS FATIGUE

>>77864940
It was. As usual /sp/ is fucking retarded.

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>>77864968
Okay buddy.

>>77864443
>I am a top athlete and I was fatigued faster than a dude 10 years older than me who was 2 years into retirement
Did he expect he could lay on the mat for a couple of minutes while hugging his opponent like in MMA?

>>77864968
mma is a fucking joke, this fight proved it

Joe Rogan can take his flat earth and shove it up his manlet ass

PEOPLE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAv
PUT MONEY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ON MCGOOBER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>guy runs out of breath earlier than an old man
LMAO
M
A
O

>>77864968
Except it's not a street fight you fuckwit it's a sport with rules and discipline.

By your reasoning the Atlanta Falcons, after losing the Superbowl, could say "HURRR YOU KNOW WE COULD HAVE DESTROYED THE PATRIOTS IF WE COULD PULL OUT GUNS AND KILL THEM ALL YA KNOW DERP DERP"

Or what if a soccer player says "YOU KNOW WE COULD HAVE WON IF WE COULD PICK UP THE BALL AND RUN WITH IT DERP DERP"

Man up. If you accept the rules you play by the rules. Make no excuses. Excuses disgust me.

>Criticizing a guy that wants to lose in dramatic fashion
Come on. You know you would have liked it more if there was a knockdown.

>>77864666
Fucking kek

>>77865115
Nah. I love seeing cocky people flounder for excuses.

>le one punch ko man
Lmao his best left hand couldn't even phase a small old man and he was getting his head knocked back the entire fight by someone known for being feather fisted. Why can't MMAnlets throw a hard punch?

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hahahahahahahhAHHAHAHAHA

A 29 YEAR OLD BOY BULL GOT FATIGUED BY A DUSTY 40 YEAR OLD MAN

AHHAHAHAHAH

SUPERIOR RACE AM I RIGHT?

JK WHITE PPL BTFO

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>>77864666
>KNOCKOUT POWER

>>77864968
Buddy, a street fight involves guns and knives.
>closer to real life fighting
is completely irrelevant when on /sp/ talking about sports.
Go to /k/ if you want to talk about real world fighting.
MMA and Boxing are both sports, with rules.

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>>77865232
do all white ppl get snotty like this when they're btfo?

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>>77865334

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>>77865334
THE ULTIMATE COMBAT SPORT

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>>77865334
>NOOO BILLY IT'S MY TURN ON THE HORSIE
>MOOOOOOOM!

Does anyone have any McGregor fan reactions? I really wanna see some tears, especially those dumb enough to get over 1 grand on him.

>>77864545
???

>>77865352
where do you live where a street fight is with guns and knives? Id whoop your ass in a street fight using no weapons

>>77864510
Mayweather never did, because he's 50 and 0 and never had to make up excuses for being a bithc.

>>77864443
He's right. If I'm paying a hundred dollars for a fight I want to see someone get fucking killed. Good thing I streamed that garbage.

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>>77864443
>betting against Trump
not even once

>>77864510
>Doesn't everyone do this after they lose a fight?

Only the little bitches make excuses. Real men accept defeat and dust themselves off and get back up and go on their way.

>>77865334
>two 5 year olds on the ground wailing on each other
>dude in the background isn't even looking at this pathetic shit

>>77865334
the bald judge sitting front row or whatever looks almost ashamed to be there

>>77864551
He took 4 rounds against the best boxer of this generation. How many rounds would Floyd win in the octagon?

>>77865705
We don't know but regardless of all that, McGregor got GASSED.

>>77865562
kek

>>77865334
>by MMAfag logic these fuccbois would beat Mike Tyson in a "real fight"

>dude picks up boxing for lols
>trains for 2-3 months
>goes up against best boxer to have ever lived
>boxer needs to wait until 10 round to win by exploiting fatigue

Semen slurping sport

>>77865705
"ifs" don't exist. Stop living in a dream world.

Here are the facts:

McNugget accepted a boxing match
McNugget accepted the rules
McNugget lost while playing by said rules (broke them a little with those hammer punches but ok whatever)

Deal with it.

>>77864666
This is actually an unfair racial advantage that needs to be addressed, his flat rubbery nigger nose is naturally impervious to jabs.

>>77865843
like your teeth?

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>>77865334

>>77865797
>boxer is also over a decade older.
>2 years retired.

Still, I'll agree it's an ass sport.

>>77865334
Holy shit I thought this was on repeat but I saw the counter still going.

>>77865860
I don't box so I don't see your point, but I still make all those american bitches moist with my sexy af accent even if my teeth look like chicklets.

>>77865843
>flat and rubbery
Sounds like Irish women's asses.

>>77865334
lmao who are these fighters? are they highly ranked?

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>>77865334
Is this the REAL fighting that I keep hearing about?

>>77865893
Who is this semen demon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJGPDzaqxn4
MODERN DAY GLADIATORS

That was a good fuckin fight. 0% mad.

>it's another memeweather pussy fight episode

>>77865038
> the meme fighter who has striking and nothing else mma wise tries to beat one of the best boxers of all time.

Guys, mma is a joke lol!!!

>>77865615
Motherfucker, I have literally killed people for less than that. I'm not talking about navy seals copypasta shit, I'm talking about me blowing peoples' brains out for saying the wrong shit to me.

You've been warned. Back the fuck down now, or this shit will escalate.

>>77866056
Warning: You'll get gassed like Conney.

>>77866047
ARE ALL IRISH PUSSIES?

>>77866056
Motherfucker, you obviously got issues , get checked out

>>77866082
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.

You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.

>>77864867
*manaical screaming*

>>77866125
Is this pasta? If not, it is now

>>77865976
marion cotilard, she was in The Big Guy Rises

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>being beaten by a nigger, descendant to a race of lowly slaves
His ancestors rolling in their grave now probably

>>77866125
Original

>>77866169
Irish are niggers though

>>77866125
Actually bro I'm sitting in a white uncomfortable wooden dining room chair, streaming In The Mouth of Madass on one PC while typing this garbage out to you on another PC hooked up to a $1200 samsung 4k ultra smart tv. I worked all day today and I'm tired as fuck but despite all that I'm still up at almost 4am CST gassing stupid little white men like you on a board I literally never use unless a good sportcast is showing.

>>77866125
The pasta is ready

>>77865705
>He took 4 rounds against the best boxer of this generation.

Did he? I actually fell asleep because I refused to watch this garbage. So Mcgregor actually was able to do some damage at least to Floyd? Anyone betting against the boxer, the greatest one of all time no less, deserved to lose their money.

>>77864666
:3

>>77864443
>>Let me go down
>>In a sport that's meant to be played standing up
>>Coming from an athlete who probably had his fair share of victories from the ref stopping a fight

does he know what he's talking about?

>>77866215
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.

You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot

>>77866241
>So Mcgregor actually was able to do some damage at least to Floyd?
No. Mayweather wasn't winded or hurt in the least and was actually laughing every time he took a seat when the bell sounded. Shit was abysmal. A sheer and utter embarrassment to the white race if there ever were any other time. Glad I'm black.

>MUH FATIGUE
Maybe you should have done more cardio and fewer press conferences?

>>77866215
Fuck you you weak bitch you're the kind of people who decline sexe from girl because you're too shy to show youre 3inch long dick youfucking morron. I know your sister, she told me she want to live the family's house because you still live in and you so beta that nobody want to come close to your house because they're scared to become as beta as you. If i see you in the street i'd walk on a dog shit just to clean my shoes with your teeth.
i wanna leave my job, move to korean just to learn how to hack computer so that i'll able to hack your one and share in the face of the world all of the video of you putting huge didlo in your ass wearing panties what look so girly that even a faggot woudn't being see close to this.

>>77865898
>brit accent
>sexy
hahahahhahaha

>>77866125
I'm sorry, but did McGregor already lose? Oh, that's right. The fight isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the 9th round. Does not having a knockout yet in the 9th round count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the fight is still on? Conor is still fighting right now and he has been the best fighter in all of combat sports for how many years now? He's fighting one of the pussiest boxers in the world who just happens to have a score lead because he punches and then runs away to win points with the judges. But you know what? He still fucking sucks. Conor McGregor is one of the best fighters in the UFC, he went 21-3 and would've had more victories if it wasn't for refglove. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when McGregor wins by knockout in the 10th round and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Mayweather just turned his back trying to score points with the judges against, just like he did against Pacquiao. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-McGregor topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like him because he's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll a fucking fighter on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>77866284
Irish people aren't white. Hasn't BLM taught you anything?
IT'S
2
0
1
7
.

>>77866327
Not even shitposting. Every Albertan ive ever met has been a massive pussy. Cowards who act tough but cry like emotional women when they drink. Some of the weakest chins ive ever had the privilege of snapping

>>77866284
0/10

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>>77864443
He would have been a lot more fucking fatigued if the ref had left him flailing about like a zombie. Like coma fatigued.

>>77864968
Mate, one of the first lessons of street fighting is to avoid battle at terms that favour your opponent.

>>77864666
so this is the power of mma

>>77866352
I don't give people chances anymore. You step to me, I'm knocking you out or hurting you. I don't play games, I don't give you chances to psych yourself up for the cheap shot.

Okay, Lads, I'm a former doorman. Some rough and tumble was part of the job description. Anyone that thinks this is a "brag" or "posing" has clearly not been in many, if any, physical confrontations, let alone been in that line of work. It's a pretty simple, factual, sensible and extremely common attitude in such industries. Let me break it down for you. If a drunk person put's their face an inch from mine, I (and most people) will never spot a concealed weapon before it's being used on me. If you're right up in my face, you're also reducing my situational awareness (maybe you've got a mate coming in from the side). That's two reasons right there to deal with you immediately and pre-emptively. In my jurisdiction, it's not assault because you've created a fear in me of being hurt, and I'm entitled to use reasonable force to deal with it. When people want to get that close in your face, 90% of the time it's going to be a rumble within a few minutes anyway, just after they've screamed enough and psyched themselves up, or shown off to whatever mates are around (or, usually, simply the general public). Posers feed off thinking they are generating fear in people. They aren't brave enough to punch on without seeing it. I've found that a disruption to that process, be it a headbutt to the face, punch to the jaw, or just a very sharp shove to the sternum to create distance and re-establish my "bubble", will utterly deflate people that need that psych up. I'd say 90% of the time, a pre-emptive defensive strike would end it.

>>77866444
Woah...

>>77864666
That's the touch of death that Joe Rogan's been going on about.

>>77866470
age 32,had a warehouse gig on the left coast,lean wiry w 11 inch forearms,same as bi/tri/ceps,bad taste told me impacted & infected wisdom teeth,took a days off,to see the chopper surgeon,got a neat pleasant sleepy drippy IV barely heard or felt the cutting,bzzzng ,the guy filled 4 cavities,incised gums to grasp & extract 4 rear teeth,,,,, work bud drove me home in my vee dub.we stopped off a couple hours at his place,where I drank a couple rolling rocks as the anasthestic wore off,shit I felt like nothing happened,bud asks,seeing me just yackin walkin around like usual,
'aint you in no pain??????? shee it you got a high pain tolerance'
no more am I as strong as I used to be,previous to this work and afterwords,I was superactive,,the work itself was largely responsible,I used no drugs,ate right depends on in great part,your own biological strength,
your tendency to maintain reasonable shape,eating right,if you are still young,you should bounce back,if you can ride out the pain without the stuff,put it away for when you;d really need it,if the pain's bad shit,'take it!',,said the alien to danny glover the alien killer

What is even going on in here

>>77864666
this shit is clearly rigged. Mayweather smiling and leaning into the punch when he could have got knocked the fuck out

>>77866852
Did you even watch the fight?

heem was getting sleepy

>>77864968
>You do realize mma is closer to real life fighting right?
That makes it more of a sport, right?

>>77865699
how the fuck do I score this shit?

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>>77864443
>sport where players lose because they get tired
Leave fighting to soldiers, you fucking pussies.

Anyone watching the fight could clearly see he wasn't knocked out. I don't know how common these early stoppages are in boxing but no MMA fight has every stopped that early.

>>77864666
higher quality version of this?

>>77864666
This is amazing

>>77865998
Holy fuck, thats worse than children playing WWF wrestling.

>>77868461
That's because in MMA you can tackle the other guy and pound his head in, if the ref didn't stop the fight he would've ate punches until his brain swelled up.

>>77864598
Exactly.
Did people really think he was gonna win?

>>77868461

Anyone watching the fight could see him getting smacked in the head repeatedly and being physically unable to defend himself.

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>>77864666
mma boxing skills

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>Stoppage

STOP DOING STOPPAGES

Can't they sign a "Fuck off, ref" health waiver before the fights that says that they recognize the dangers and that the ref should not stop the fight under any circumstances other than a proper knockout?

Just fuck off, refs. If the figher wants to keep fighting then let him fight. Who gives a fuck if he dies as long as the fighter is okay with it and wants to keep going?

oh, you want damage control?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXCo2b0BBU0&feature=youtu.be

>i think i was right
>conor won four to five rounds

>>77865998
Kimbo went 7-0 in pro boxing.

>>77869413
Actual fighting is forbidden in sports Anon.
You get glove taps, hugging, some half assed punched every 3 rounds, and you will love it because it was the combat of the the Stelliferous era.

>>77865797
Yeah bro I don't know why they didn't just go at each other full steam like The Rocky Movies or Dragon Ball Z.

Like what the fuck is that strategy shit LMAO I just wanna see guys punch each other.

>>77869581
He went 0-1 in MMA

>>77864551
>THE POWER

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>>77870029
People want to see an actual fight.

Fuck this "Marquess of Queensberry" anglo bullshit.

It's people who look like this that love "strategic fights"

Anglos ruin literally every fighting sport with their nanny hall monitor attitude of making everything "safe" and "fair"

Anglos need to fuck off

>>77864940

Yeh its a good strategy to do that off your front foot while walking backwards and leaning in and leave yourself with no back foot to follow up with a connect.

You Mcgregor apologists are retarded

>>77864551
>>77864666
>>77864920
>>77864959
So do all MMA guys have glass jaws or is it all fixed like wrestling?

>>77864968
>guy runs straight into your punches
>you still can't hurt him
Yeah, nice real life fighting skills.

>>77864666
Nate Diaz admitted in interviews afterwards that he went down with some of the punches that scraped him trying to get mcgregor to follow him to the ground.

>>77865232
t. whitest kid ever from /pol/

>>77865334
why is that one guy having a laughing fit

>>77864551
>>those punches that didn't even hurt Mayweather are the same punches that knocked down Nate Diaz

4oz vs 8oz

This is the ultimate bitchmade loss. Mayweather kept calling him a quitter and the refs forced him to quit.

>>77871908

Aldo is pathetic for slept with those weak punches.

>>77870306
Now that's some damage control. Nate was getting rocked. Hes just a cholozombie so he never actually gets knocked out.

>>77864666
y'all are retarded

mcgregor socked him with a decent left right before this, and then when you see Floyd not even flinch in the slightest when he goes for the range jab, you know he had him read like a fucking book

this isn't conor throwing a really weak punch, or mayweather being somewhat dazed and just taking it, this is where you knew Floyd was inside his head and won the match

>>77869413
How many fights to the death have you been in?

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>>77864443
>hammer punching
>holding and punching
>loses and then makes excuses

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>>77865334

>>77864666
Bruh that was a right handed jab that he threw while backing up.

I'll give it to you that he didn't land a significant amount of powerful strikes at all, but a strike like that wouldn't have done any damage to anyone regardless of who threw it and who was receiving it.