/cric/ Bangladesh v Steven Smith

straffy J

>>77862327
lmao @ his takes on may-mac

>>77861688
>4.3

also we have Gary xD

http://www.thecricketmonthly.com/story/1104695/bradman-as-a-boy

love how straffo was hiding a wealth of boxing knowledge that he only just shared
truly the greatest ever sports pundit

>>77862644
he paid for the fight too top kek

no wonder he can't move out of home, he spends his money on such stupid shit

Garbage OP

feel like shit

Fully expect Bangladesh's famous middle order to dig them out of their hole and set a very competitive total

Is SL going to get rekt in the ODI? I don't usually follow cricket not involving white people

reckon bangladesh will win this

Reckon i could knock out everyone itt if i wanted to

Hate cricket now

>>77863713
should lose but not too badly

fuck this is garbage

Based Bangladesh are humiliating an absolute joke of a nation.

I blame the lingering colonial influence of England

Republic when?

http://www.thecricketmonthly.com/story/1117547/which-was-the-last-major-country-to-start-playing-t20is
how did we do lads

>>77864402
lel

I refuse to believe Dennis isn't having a joke.

Leg-bye! That quiz didn't bowl you, but you didn't exactly get bat on it either!
5 Right!

not my best showing lads

Tamim and Shakib are so based, almost carrying their nation on their back for the past few years, it's good that they've got something to work with now.

so sick of this country

might paint myself brown and move to india, at least they can still win cricket games

http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/20469553/how-much-do-know-don-bradman-childhood
Do you work at the Bradman Museum?
9/10

>>77864643
Hush, >you'll still manage to 5 or 4-0 >us.

lmao at all the normies that spent $100 on a fucking boxing match

>>77864719
6

>>77864831
should be deported

fucking hate this game

glad I never liked cricket, /rug/ is where it's at tbf lads

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ADORE cricket

based fucking cricket lads

god I love test cricket what a great sport

bit of a soft dismissal as they say lads

maxwell > agar

how good is cricket

>>77864988
yeah it's a real embarrassment after surviving some genuine corkers from Cummins and Hazlewood

about time, great game so far

>>77865014
post us a photo of it when it arrives lad

>>77865014
keep us updated mate

tipping an imminent collapse

Brown cricket starts in an hour lads

tipping a wicket in the next three overs followed by another quick 2

>>77865329
going to give jagroop a tip mate?

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>dominoes

>>77865357
nah mate, used paypal, dont have any cash on me

>Agar

youtube.com/watch?v=pFvIdTbaMhA

>>77865329
>dominos is delivered via atv in straya
Neat
Also why didn't you get papa johns? easily best pizza chain

>ordering from a chain
>not ordering from your local pizza restaurant
baka

>>77865499
rather give money to a cricket fan than a wog

>>77865505
My local wog makes the greasiest piece of shit pizzas. There needs to be more white people pizza shops imo

>>77865435
i dont think theres many of them around here

>>77865544
mine is run by a vietnamese bloke

makes an elite pizza too

>>77865435
never heard of it

my tip is on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYwZ6GZXWhA
fuck me lads

BACK TO THA PAVILION

>>77865788
>Relic

rip what was once a good franchise

>>77865828
ah fuck didn't see that bit, I was hoping it would be CA

Relic can still make solid games though so we'll see

>>77864796
And then they wonder why they can't afford a house

I'd have to say 200 is around par for this pitch so Bangladesh are doing a fantastic job so far

just post your number here and ill add you to the whatsapp group lads

australia should thank their lucky stars mossadek is injured

What is the point of Agar beyond padding the racial quota?

Shrewd opinion of the day:
Pick Chris Jordan for the Ashes

>>77866142
Should be playing for the big strong West Indies tbqhwy.

Tipping Notts to get promoted and to win the T20 blast

Aren't Bangers supposed to tour Australia as well this season?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vtgdR4CwwA

Cricket in Barbados.

>>77866282
>Trans world

What did his name used to be?

>he rates the Black Cowan
stop this

Never taken a wicket in my life lads

seems kraigg braithwate is arleigh braithwate's project

>>77866341
he's a gun

>>77866373
Me neither desu. And my high score batting was 11.

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>>77866282
>my concentration level is very high

>studies STEM
>devout christian
legend

you can only imagine the sheer amount of facts and figures going through hsi head every ball

England allrounder Ben Stokes has been reprimanded for making "an inappropriate comment" during the second day's play in Headingley. He received one demerit point for the offence, taking his total up to three; if he gets to four demerit points, he faces a suspension on disciplinary grounds.

Stokes received one demerit point apiece in October and November 2016 for similar verbal offences. Each demerit point remains on a player's record for 24 months, meaning one more offence before the end of October 2018 will result in suspension for Stokes from one Test or two ODIs or two T20Is, whichever comes first - except in the case of more grave offences, which could attract longer suspensions.

The incident occurred after the fifth ball off the 101st over of the West Indies innings, when Shai Hope hit Stokes through the cordon for four. Stokes' subsequent comment was "clearly audible through the stump mic and also heard by the match officials", according to an ICC release, and amounted to a breach of Article 2.1.4 of the ICC Code of Conduct which deals with "using language or a gesture that is obscene, offensive or insulting during an international match".


so fucking sick of this meme

>Kapugedera
Kek, how is this guy still getting picked in the current year? They even made him captain as well KEK

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Apologise

Really looking forward to the women's Ashes lads

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>>77866536
Specialist captain

>>>/asp/

Shilling the Black Cowan is on par with Pooniel's cocksucking of Hameed

Literally Tamim is better than the Black Cowan Ltd.

>>77866628
Uhm no sweetie the jannies have made it perfectly clear that cricket is welcome on /sp/

I think the only reason we don't have a test cricket world cup yet is solely down to lack of ambition

brainiac xi

brathwaite
atherton
sangakarra
brearley (c)
peter roebuck
jack russell
vaas
asif
saqlain
sarfraz nawaz

>>77866735
No-one would watch 90% of the matches that the home team wasn't involved in.

>>77866741
Missing Hameed

and er an all rounder

>>77866741
You forgot the black mccgrath

>>77866741
Misbah.

imran khan 2bh

David Warner was a confirmed brainiac

Shiv is the most intelligent cricketer who has ever played. No one has squeezed more out of his talent than that guy

Root to score a half century in all 5 tests 4/1

our skeletons don't decompose does that mean the world is eventually going to run out of shit that makes skeletons?

you now remember Adrian Barath

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>>77866825

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>>77866882
>our skeletons don't decompose

>>77866925
they sit around for years you cannot debate me on this because I've seen them

Reckon a zombie Hughes would be a great pick for the ashes

the time has come for mankind to transition into becoming some kind of shapeless blob

>>77866969
How would he hold a bat if all his muscle tissue has rotted away? Don't think you've thought this through m8.

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warner
watson
ponting
root (c)
tendulkar
mitchell marsh
mark wood
mitchell starc
mitchell johnson
daren powell
lyon

>>77867056
why have u written some players by surname and some by full name?

>>77867083
mostly there its to distinguish players

>>77867056
How is Root a brainlet?

fucking hell

>>77867056
Add Ian Bell.

Changing my earlier tip to a draw now because of the rain delay

We'd be utterly stupid to not consider recalling KP

>>77867191
t. Pierce Morgan

Piers Morgan has an encyclopaedic knowledge of cricket and he's the only person I'd rate a perfect 10/10 in that department

>>77867253
and he embarrassed a prime Brett lee in the nets that time

>>77867253
knows as much as my mum

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average fast bowler

GOATderson

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average batsmen

Not a fan of the chap doing the text commentary

tell me about Chelmsford

HAHAHAHAH

>>77867487
should be the new capital of england

St Kitts & Nevis are 2nd in the CPL at the moment lads

>>77867519
/cric/ is a First-Class cricket general

>>77867519

Literally TWO test matches on and you're talking about brainletbash.

Eagerly awaiting the death of test cricket

literally have no idea whos going to win out of aus and bang

Why does nobody else paint their face like Chanderpaul did? Used to look cool.

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>Eagerly awaiting the death of test cricket

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saints
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C1D3G2VGQ_8

Test cricket is easily the least intellectually and physicall demanding form of a cricket

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>>77867740

>holder, must runs in test cricket numbers 8-11

Really struggling to see where the physical demand of test cricket is seeing as they go at the rate of 2 an over and it certainly takes no intellect to bat a 300 lead and declare

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>>77867816
you either understand test cricket or you dont

Who is the Lee Cattermole of cricket?

>>77867703
it's racist lad

lmao all pad

tipping windies for a 175 run lead here

is holder the greatest?

How about we hold the nest ashes is Qatar?

lads

I think Holder is next Shaun Pollock tbqh.

>>77867860
graham onions?

Terrified of what Roach might do to us in the next innings

>>77867919
hes much better than that fraud

Who would win in a straight fight between these two XIs?

>>77867945
The one with all the black people.

>>77867945
reckon Bangladesh by a narrow amount

Australia unable to cope with this deep Bangladeshi batting lineup

tell me about holder

THE WINDIES ARE BACK

black mcgrath exposing fraud

good shout by the aussie and the captain's knock from holder

based fucking agar lmao

300 would probs be what bang need

Will Agar be in the Ashes squad?

garry the goat strikes again

you little ripper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoVc3VvZhBg
only standalone song on (You)tube was anime I'm sorry bros

cash motherfucker drop it straight up with the five seventeen with the team cause you know we don't play

utter nonsense Bangladesh are already well above par

>>77868092
not sure they dont have a gun spinner and smith is fucking elite

Bongladesh to win by an innings and 8 runs.

moeen dropped the wisden trophy

utter brainlet captaincy from windies to not have declared by now

Deport Momeme when?

Tipping a Warner golden duck

>>77868168
hope so

woakes is garbage. there are better bowlers in my village xi

Woakes would be leading wicket taker in my village XI

want to tip a mustafizur show but its unlikely

Who starts a test match on a fucking Sunday?

cool hands hazlewood

Shall be swiftly returning to work if we don't bowl them out before they reach 400

dissapointed at sky for not having a red button option for the bangla match

bet all the lads on the windies cricket forum are happy with this

2ez

>letting agar take 3 wickets

think an Australian follow on is highly likely at this point

we are blessed with so much cricket today lads

>>77868186
his bowling has looked really bland this match

how come there isn't an eid test for the ashes?

>>77868323
don't think eid will fall in the ashes schedule

>>77866763
t.brainlet

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>>77867628
>brainletbash

This just shows why we need a two tier test league.

England being completely outclassed and should but put down with the other minnows.

reckon this innings loss at home at the hands of a rank 8 windies should henceforth be referred to as the true death of ""english"" """"cricket""" desu

>>77868399
Um we already have an event referred to as that

>Jack Byrne: Woakes is one of the first names on the teamsheet for me, but not sure I agree with him getting fitness and overs in a Test match.
Ashamed to be sharing an island with such brainlets

>>77868418
I'm saying this one is more appropriate, and they should actually kill english """"Test cricket""" post this drubbing, relegating them to become a Shield team

>400-7
Off to work ladds

the city of jack byrne

well toblerone jones isn't much better either

>>77867519
T20 is clearly designed for children, women, the mentally incapacitated, the weak willed, gypsies, homosexuals and other undesirables. Whereas test cricket is the last bastion of moral strength left in our degenerate society. Comparing T20 to test cricket, is like comparing chimpanzees screeching wildly as they throw shit at a wall, to a symphony written by translating the chess moves in 'Kasparov vs Topalov' into music. There is no comparison. To be honest, test cricket would be the foundation of my ideal society, with the most successful test captain becoming the leader of the nation, as the mixture of intelligence and strategic thinking needed to captain a test side would mean they could easily lead any country into prosperity. T20 would be ok for kids, but once they reach their thirteenth birthday they would have to burn the brightly coloured garb associated with the "sport" and would be told "you're man now, learn to block".

>>77868422
Anyone who has posted in a cric thread should not be calling other people brainlets

20/20 > ODI > Tests

Make the Ashes a best of 15 20/20 series.

Think it's time to accept we got it wrong on Ballance

reckon holder is the best dogged lower middle order batsmen in recent times if I'm honest.

a cerebral 40 from holder, better than a 50 somehow

>>77868506
shockingly disgusting sequence of letters and characters

>>77868560
he's trolling

Would sooner watch the CPL B league than even 2 minutes of the ashes

>>77868029
thanks mate

>>77868576
that was obviously lad but ironic shitposting is still shitposting

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>The game was played in St. Petersburg as early as the 1870s. In 1875, the British residents of the city challenged the sailors of the Prince of Wales’ Royal Yacht Osbourne to a match. By 1880 cricket was well established in St. Petersburg, with British diplomats and merchants challenging the British managers and foremen of the textile mills in an annual match. By 1895 there were four cricket clubs in St. Petersburg.

>The Communist Revolution of 1917 put paid to the spread of cricket in Russia as it was seen as a game of the "bourgeois" and playing it was discouraged. With the British moving out of St. Petersburg following the Revolution, the game quickly died with them.

WTF! I hate communism now!

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>strike rate 5.88

>>77868594
Absolutely gutting. I reckon every country in Europe would have been playing cricket by now were it not for the Bolshevik revolution

Bairstow has genuine autism

Wish I knew how to make/post webms

>>77868587
tru

>cuckner

the history of cricket in europe and south america really is a sad state of affairs

I'm not joking, remove tests and promote 20/20 as the premier form of Cricket to new countries.

R E M O V E

>Let the ball run through for easy byes
>Lull them into a false sense of security for a run out
EASILY the most cerebral wicket of all time

horrendous decision

>>77868627
>me

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why does he do it

/cric/ is so amusing

Can feel a competitive total of 450 on the cards from our next innings

>The city of Gayvid Warner

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Why is he so FUCKING shit

What is Warner's away average now?

lobotomise warner

>>77868630
really is, the french especially are fucking cunts

>>77868683
Holder's economy * 10

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>Ali to Gabriel, no run, stabbed to short leg, and dropped! In and out again

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>subcontinent tour
>usman and warner in the top order

>>77868684
>it's not very effective!

a lead of 150 is deadly

>not playing rodgers instead
for what purpose?

got called in for a night shift lads

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This is worse than the pics of all the qt girls looking at the camera

JUST

KP just retired

Piers on suicide watch

>>77868630
Only because the brits let the spaniards take the whole fucking continent

lel

>know players are terrible on the subcontinent
>pick them anyway
execute all australian selectors

All the brainlets earlier laughed when I said this was a 200 pitch

aus would lose to a full strength guyana away

tipping an elite gaz double lads

>not even the token curry scoring runs in bangla
just terminate australian '''''cricket''''' already

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>Ausfailia

Literally shit at every relevant sport in the current year

Wouldn't be surprised as Guyana are on the rise
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regional_Four_Day_Competition#Winners

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>14/3
>Poopeelia

When will the mandrama cunts leave the board?

>>77868831
Absolutely despise it when reddits flood my homeboards

>no more Poo Peeland flags in /cric/

thoughts?

a genuine improvement

NEED a Roach gold chain

just got a call from the boss he wants me in for the next five days see you lads

>>77868842
Over the moon

>>77868807
he's literally a flat track bully that's why he was dropped for India

>>77868871
tell him to get fucked

>being 150 behind the current windies side
What went wrong?

>>77868842
wait till summer

/rug/ has been an absolute blight on 4chan, used to get three kiwi flags max now it's overflowing with underaged poo peeland redditors

>>77868842
Great firewall m8.

>>77868739
holy fuck that field.
2 slips, a leg slip, shortleg, silly point, silly mid on and off, short cover and short midwicket
is that right?

Why were SOK and Worst Marsh dropped? They were literally two of the main reasons >we were competitive in India

>>77868842
don't you'll summon them

secretly have never liked cricket and only pretended to do so
shall never post in /cric/ or touch this """sport""" ever again

What a joke

>>77868925
SOK is literally an evil bigot Drumpf supporter.

>>77868935
seeya tommorow lad

>>77868925
O'Keefe is unhinged

tipping a dogged 25 from maxwell

>>77868900
the cerebral Barbadian batting backbone went wrong for england

>>77868944
only if Smith makes a century at which point I will like cricket again

>>77868920
He's talking about the shot Gabriel played, which may be the most disgusting thing ever done on a cricket field

Actually cricket outside of Australia doesn't count lads

>>77868977
[2]

this is a glorified friendly

>>77868977
This is the true redpill

>>77868977
t. shane 'watto' watson

going to become a baseball fan lads

I've never met anyone that actually cares about subcontinent tours and that includes former international players

>>77869007
what franchise will you become a loyal customer of mate

tell me about the Australians why are they so salty

>>77869018
shall be exploring my options at a county level first before moving onto yank teams

>>77868977
t. Channel 9 shareholder

reckon cricket is shit

imagine how many drmerit points the aussie team of the 70's would have got

>>77869026
it's a meme lad

Holder holed out before converting the first innings advantage to a assured win.. should have held tight till the lead crosses 200.. this will be critical, if Eng scored 350 odd and get WI bowled out for 150-180..

based intelligent arleigh braithwaite is on a one man mission to revive windies cricket. Kraigg is his masterpiece

>>77869058
Haha yeah just a meme

>>77869026
Because we can actually swim at our beaches

>>77869105
heard he had his wife abort 10 children before settling on kraigg

>>77869111
Fark yes moi tribsss

>>77869114
amerishart tier """banter"""

Is Ben Stokes the most anglo cricketer in the game?

>>77869178
>red hair
>anglo

Love Stokesy

Such an angry ginge

>>77869178
He's ugly enough

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>>77869178
All the most anglo cricketers were born in NZ.

>>77869209
t.celtic untermensch

Reckon we'd suffer an innings defeat to the Australian C team

>stat-padding Woakes against the tail-enders to give him some confidence

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>>77869209
bald enough too

Tell me about the West Indies tail

>>77869325
teeming with dogged lower middle order batsmen

yanked out an old sky sports mag the other day
it had a ponting interview in it, and he said byes shouldn't count as batsman's runs
>'If it doesn't come off your bat, you shouldn't get the runs'

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remember when he had hair?

feel like a lead that tips over to 170 will seal the deal for WI

reckon a 170 lead was key

>>77869356
I remember having sex with his gf

one more run and WI win

rapidly losing interest in this match

even a club cricket umpire would have given that not out, umpiring has been shite this series

I don't think cricinfo can edit their commentary anymore with the new design, they don't make an update for a dismissal until a review has been made and decided

UMPBALL

The ABSOLUTE STATE of the England cucket team.

169 lead, not good enough

Prediction: 10/2 in the first 5 overs.

Gabriel has egg on his face he's just lost the series

reckon 169 was exactly what windies needed

>>77869676
Nah they needed 172. Shanny has absolutely thrown the game away.

tipping a 1 run defeat for the windies

tipping a tied test

Literal faggot here.

England:
>Cook 8.8
>Broad 8.6
>Root 8.5
>Malan 7.9
>Westley 7.5
>Jimmy 7.3
>Woakes 7.0
>Stokes 6.9
>Bairstow 6.8
>Stoneman 5.6
>Ali 2 (Muslims have nasty mutilated dicks)

>Average rating: 7.0

Australia
>Agar 8.0 (if unmutilated)
>Maxwell 7.4
>Cummins 7.1
>Hazlewood 6.8
>Warner 6.5 (loses an entire point due to manlet status)
>Wade 6.3
>Handscomb 6.0
>Renshaw 5.8
>Smith 5.5
>Khawaja 5.2
>Lyon 2.5

>Average rating 6.1

Pretty poor showing by you Aussies. Also keep in mind that anything above a 6.5 is still a definite bang so England have by for more bangable players.

gonna ask my good lad rajibul in chittagong for some cerebral observations on the current state of play

>>77869761
yeah engl*sh genetics really fucked us over in the looks department

wish i had a best mate from the sub continent to have intelligent cricket conversations with

wish i had a mate

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>>77869761
>Jimmy 7.3

Anon, I...

consider /cric/ part of my mates

>>77869761
>woakes that low
>root that high
>westley above malan

>>77870010
I have nominated Zachy B as my sole beneficiary in my will

>>77869761
Smith is the best trap though

being a low-key gay is patrician as fuck 2bh, especially a well spoken low-key like douglas murray

tipping Gabriel is getting viciously beaten in the gut by Holder wielding a bar of soap in a towel for not scoring that last run

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>>77869761
>Maxwell 7.4

Are you into big eared farm boys?

>>77869761
based Amirfag

Michael Clarke (Hair Version) was pretty cute desu

hes right cut dicks really are gross 2bh, don't fall for the jewish more aesthetic meme

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Is he elite?

beefy was uncut

>>77870354
garbage action

>>77870355
it looks pretty cut to me, just a terrible willy regardless, the willy equivalent of bumrah

>>77870355
He was also in his 60s.

>>77869946

He definitely was a lot hotter when he was younger.

>>77870049
>>77870165

Guys like Woakes and Maxwell can look a lot better/worse depending on which photo you look at.

>>77870210

Yea a bit. Young Mitchell Johnson was also nice before the terrible facial hair.

>>77870457
>terrible facial hair

Wrong

>>77870457
the mo was his best feature

best looking cricketer ever is stephen cook

#elitetruthie

would understand if a pom didn't like it though, mos definitely are an australian fashion thing right now and from what I see the english dress a bit different to us

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Keith Miller was the best looking

the bloke knew it too and refused to ever wear a hat because it upset the ladies
died of skin cancer later

noticed a lump on my dick today, hopefully it's just a pimple or something under the skin and will go away in a week don't want the doctor touching my willy

>>77870618
don't think willy cancer is a thing
could be wrong though

>getting run out on a wide

england to lose by 10 wickets by the end of the day

>>77870638
hope not don't want my dick getting the chop since there isn't much to speak of there as it is

based gaylad did you just see marlon with his shirt off?

>>77870618
Show us lad

>>77870669
shan't

it's under the skin so you woulnd't see anything only noticed while having a wank, but I didn't notice it when beating it last night so who knows

>>77870643
They're going to get over 169 in a session?

>>77870665

Yea fit black guys have great bodies. Too bad their pubes are weird and they're usually thick as shit (also quite often mutilated).