brainlets

>>77839820
>not just shitposting about the fight without actually watching any of it.

Shiggy diggy.

>not just diving the result of the fight with animal bones

>>77842865
>not reading the ashkatonic records to learn years ago that the fight was going to happen and who would win

>>77839820
>waiting till 2 in the morning for the fight to fucking start

>not waiting until the year 5834 to look at the archaeological remains of human civilization to find out how the fight went

>>77842713
Literally me.

>not offering a blood sacrifice in the garden of Eden to determine the victor eons ago

>not being one of the fighters and arranging the throw months ago

>>77843469
ashkatonic is not a real word you fucking nigger

>not listening to Joe Rogan and Edgy Brah commentate

everyone involved deserves this shitfest.

>not fighting a random black guy in the street

>Posting bad may-mays on the sports board on 4chan