Get in here bros
Cowshits will go 8-8 if lucky.
No Zeke the abuser= no playoffs for dak the zeke babby
Bet you wish you had Wentz now...
While dak is a check down babby, Wentz actually hits deep patterns
First for based carr
>>77836044
>Philphy fan THIS obsessed with Dem Boys
>tfw can't watch the game because everyone else wants to watch the fight
Fucking hate my roommates. Can't even watch part of it because muh pre-fight.
>>77836055
TYBC for these digits
Where in Texas are you guys all from?
is this a pre-season game or what? i thought the season doesn't start yet
>>77836152
Mesquite.
>>77836152
Turkey
>>77836119
>obsessed
Stay delusion, cowfuck.
Hope you enjoy the basement.
Even the deadskins are scarier than your memeteam is.
Your defense couldn't stop the waco high lions.... Yet alone an nfl offense.
>>77836136
Watch it online, cowspic.
Not a hard concept to figure out.
Raiders suck
That's all
>>77836460
>cowspic
>even said TYBC in the post
I thought it was just memes that Philadelphia fans were retarded.
>>77836428
>Iiterally seething
I genuinely feel sorry for you, Igglesfag.
Lets hope for a good injury free game :^)
>>77836428
Eagles are hot garbage you mad faggot literally worst than the redskins
DEREK CARR
E
R
E
K
C
A
R
R
>>77836706
I sure hope so, I have had enough with injuries for a lifetime. GLHF :^)
does carr wear eyeliner
>carr throwing that pass that far back
Lmao
>>>>>carr
dak about to prove his alpha-ness
Fuck Stream is kinda behind
#FreeZeke
#FeedZeke
Oh boy here we go
Dak baiting defenses into false starts like a pro.
Easy run for a 1st down. Commands the pockets and gets easy running space.
time for dak attack :^)
>>77837112
what stream? hate that i have sunday ticket with preseason black outs for out of market. fucking retarded. im stuck with rams chargers.
>>77837386
Sportsarefree.xyz
>This Raiders "defense"
Fucking kek
FEED
ZEKE
>>77837402
thanks man i appreciate that
>>77836428
ZERO OWLS
Dak got eyes in the back of his head now.
Damn, Shoulda been a sack
Okay I have always wondered this. Why do defenders kind of twist their body when they are tackling a runner by the leg (this twisting the runners leg)? Can't that cause an injury? Is that what they are trying to do?
>>77837511
it's the easiest way to get someone on the ground
Automatic
COWBOYS SCORE FIRST
DEM BOYZ >>>>>> POOP ON A STICK > RAIDSHITS
LMAAAOOOOOO
>>77836428
>just stopped the raiders offense
>eagles fans literally have to live through their division rivals
Wow... this post is sad...
Oh thank God, a stop
>>77837540
How? I would think it would be easier just to pull their feet out from under them. Why the twist?
>elite
>can't even score a touchdown on the Raiders bum defense
EXPOSED
These cowboy announcers are annoying.
Jason Witten is a first ballot HoFer
>>77837602
The Raiders have a pretty decent defense though. If anything the Raiders offense should be ashamed for not being able to get any points on the suspect as fuck Cowboys defense.
>>77837627
How old is that dude anyway
>>77837602
>giving away your strategies to a team you will play in the regular season
>>77837609
Better than those fucking Jews who wouldn't shut up about money
>>77837602
>Derek Carr isn't perfect throwing right now
Time to post my copy pasta
>Be Derek Carr
>have the best pass protecting offensive line in the league
>Be the least sacked starting QB in the league
>have a bunch of weapons around you and solid all around on offense
yet despite that
>one of the worst accuracy ratings among starting QBs
>Most intercept able passes thrown by any qualifying QB
>still hasn't posted a league average YPA
>below average QB Rating every year
>6th highest Failed Completion Percentage in the league
And this dude is the highest paid QB in the league? lmaoooo
LYNCH
>>77837641
>Decent
As a Raider fan you are wrong
>>77837671
>"interceptable passes"
>"QBR"
>"Failed Completion Percentage"
MUH SECRETLY CODED PROPRIETARY STATISTICS.
You see this is the Devil's work, don't you son? He creates secret formulae that twist reality and turn you away from Based Carr. And when asked to show his work and show how he created his formulae, he waves and wiggles and weaves to hide his deception. Because without deception, the Devil has nothing to steal the hearts of men, he's just a mean ole dog on a chain.
But there's good news, son. Based Carr was sent from heaven to guide you out of the darkness. That anger you feel, son? Based Carr can take that away from you. He came to earth and shattered His fibula for all our sins. He healed His shattered fibula to rise once again. And He will take you into His heart, if you will only take Him into yours.
>>77837671
>someone was so bootyblasted they typed this
Ahahahhahahahhaha
>>77837715
Better than the fucking cowboys defense
>>77837671
Damn Tiki came up in here with straight fax.
I don't think a Raidnigger can ever recover from this.
>>77837715
>DEREK CARR IS ONLY GOOD UNDER CIRCUMSTANCES I DEEM FAIR
FIRST DOWN BABY
GET WASHIGTONED
Where the fuck is Jaylon Smith at?
ANTHONY BROWN
You see. Dak wouldn't have let that ball sail like that
>>77837769
>Muh stats
All that matters is if he gets a W at the end of the day, doesn't matter how he gets to it.
Derek why you tryin to kill WR's
>that loud coop chant in Dallas
Lel
Goddamn that 73 is Huge
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>77837726
>raidniggers STILL can't refute these damaging facts about their QB
cowboys defense getting exposed by a shit qb
COOOOOOOOOOOP
he's gonna ball this season
>>77837837
Because he is not a good QB
>>77837831
>nothing matters but something I do not possess
Retard logic
cowgirls are fkn haunted by cook
>>77837861
>>77837892
oh (You)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHARD
Cook ate that hit like nothing
RICHARD, THE PINBALL
Lee wut iz u doin
God Richard is good
>This Cowboys "defense"
Fucking kek
REEEEEEEEEEESHARD
>>77837899
I may be a retard, but I trust my instinct instead of numbers that can be slanted to fit whatever narrative the person wants to push.
>statistical proof Carr is overrated
>ignore it into oblivion
Someone get these Raidniggers their meds.
Rodney "west coast pop blockin" Hudson
>Cowboys jumping into the neural zone
SHOOK
>>77837975
>my opinion is right despite evidence
Nice argument!
>implying Carr is inaccurate
He likes to throw it where only his guy has a chance at it.
>>77837975
>this mentally ill avatarfag is still posting after being banned multiple times for avatarfagging
>>77838019
>>my opinion is right despite evidence
Now you understand.
Boys defense as shoddy as I remember
Carr baiting defenses into false starts like a pro.
Easy run for a 1st down. Commands the pockets and gets easy running space.
LMAO AND COWBOYS FANS THINK THEY CAN MAKE IT TO THE SUPER BOWL WITH THIS "DEFENSE"
Cowboys let them have that
TOUCHDOOOOOOWWWWWWWWNNNNNN RAIDERS!
TOUCHDOWN RAIDERS!!!!
>missing a extra point
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TOUCHDOWN RAIDERS
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
TYBC
>Scoring FGs instead of based Touchdowns
>Dak "the memer" Prescot
Carr not only is the superior #4 but the Alpha QB on the field as well
OH GET THAT #2 JERSEY OUTTA HERE, #2 IS FUCKIN CURSED
MISSING an extra point. Sad!
>>77838062
>3 days
whoop de fucking doo, nothing important happens 3 days after a game anyways
damn it giorgi
>missing a PAT
>Raidniggers
LMAO
LMAO Zeke averaging 3 ypc. Fucking trash.. And these cucks spent a first round pick on that shit.
>Darren McFalldown
Glad hes gone raider bros
>this backfield
Oh yes
>Dan can throw deep I..I promise
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Did dez just get beat by fucking tj carrie
The fuck
I guess we all know who the superior #4 is. Damn Dak missed that
sit the fuck down TJ
you were beat bad
look at that inaccurate throw
would you trade dak for cousins
>using a timeout against the Raiders bum defense
SHOOKx2
Can't find a decent stream desu.
>>77838316
Of course not, Dak is clutch and Cousins isn't.
>all these insecure Raidniggers
Hahahahaha
>>77838316
Hell no. Dak is under a cheap as fuck rookie contract for like 3 years.
>>77838316
Yes.
>>77838345
>Cowcucks false flagging
Not surprised tbqh
>>77838355
>caring about short-term contracts instead of a long-term qb
retard
Why is Dak so inaccurate throwing deep?
>>77838345
Cowboys already falseflaging lel
>>77838389
>proving your insecurity once again
PUSHOFF
>>77838407
it was pass interference
RUN DMC
Welp Carrie ain't getting playing time this season
>>77838397
Dak is the better QB too
>>77838407
>statically better throwing deep than Carr and top 5
Lmao
what if mcfadden averages over 120 yards? do you keep him in over zeke when he gets back?
BUST MCFUMBLE'S ASS
Literally too easy
Based Carr's TD was better
Nobody else here falseflags as every fanbase? Including their own.
>Raidshits catching Karma this quick
Talk shit get hit. Now watch this drive.
>>77838497
Running backs can share carries retard.
>>77838497
No. But it helps that Dallas has the best RB depth in the entire league.
Refball touchdown
Eagles fan here, honestly worried about this cuckboys team
>>77838562
ye, but one gets a majority of the carries always.
Hmmmmm thread got quite real quick.
Wonder why....
>it took the Cowboys until the second quarter to score a touchdown on the Raiders bum defense
I've got some bad news for you
>>77838617
>moving the goal posts
Desperation
>>77838617
>Scored a TD on their second drive
Sit the fuck down
>>77838617
More like
>it took the Cowboys one drive to score more points than the Raiders
Lmao
>missing PATs
Ass
Ahora mis Raiders de Las Vegas. Ganemos y matemos estos Vaqueros de Dallas por ese violador de mujeres Zeke.
Por Jesus y Carr!
PATTERSON LAYING THE SMACK DOWN
>>77838604
The fight starts in 10 minutes, everyone's probably leaving the thread.
Speaking of which, later kids. Remember, it's a preseason game so don't take it too serious :^)
>>77838648
>>77838657
>>77838670
thank (You)
jaylon smith overrated
>>77838604
Because Dak threw a checkdown TD? Because Dak showed how inaccurate his deep ball is?
D-wash making moves again
>no more Sean Lee and the second teams are coming in
There goes out defense. Was fun while it lasted.
Reminder our first team dominated your first team.
>>77838735
Yeah im switching after this drive
>>77835964
Al Davis greatest owner ever. Davie Jones can hold his glasses!!!
>>77838740
>overrated
>literally his 2nd game in over 600 days
Kys
>>77838762
>allowing a EZ touchdown drive
>dominated
lel
>>77838685
Now do one for Dallas so I can paste it
Bullshit
>>77838813
>scored more points and embarrassed your asses
Lmao
There goes Carrs patented Checkdown throw. He hasn't changed from last year
JAYLON
>>77838844
meh well the Cowboys defense is way better than the Raiders defense
damn Cowboys front 7 DOMINATING this raiders offense. I said it all off season cowboys defensive front 7 gonna be one of the best inthe league this year
>Riders getting dominated by the Cowboys 2nd team defense
LOL
Fuckin flag
We all agree the Raiders are going to the playofss (by winning their division), but can they win it all?
>>77838918
there hasn't even been a whiff of pressure on Carr
>>77838918
>being this delusional
How many sacks have the cuckboys gotten?
>>77838983
yes
check em
>>77838983
Gotta beat division thorn-in-the-side KC and >NE first
>>77838735
Why would people already be switching to the fight dumbass.
Damn Dak really is a meme QB
>>77838604
I'd rather watch niggers throw a ball and tackle each other then watch niggers punch each other
Who is this fucking white boy who got the penalty?
>>77838815
I no ablo english gringo raccist. You eres ICE immigracion trampa.
>Amerson knocking himself out
we got no CB depth man
Amerson ded
>>77839135
>not knowing probowler zach martin one of the best guards in the game
nigga wat
>cowboys cant stop cheating
Not surprised
I have never seen a linebacker get his ass kissed for making a tackle like Smith does.
I know he went to Notre Dame and all but you'd think he really was Rudy the way people hailed him for making a single tackle last week.
that was shoulders raiders flopped
BOOM
Hester making the roster. Good for him
Holy fucking shit. Sacked. Dak is shit. Did a good job losing more yards than necessary.
>>77839336
Because his knee was fucking destroyed you retard. There wasn't even a guarantee he'd EVER be able to play again.
>Dak costing his team that much yards
jesus get him off the field
>>77839336
Holy shit. You are fucking stupid.
>>77839392
No gringo stupidid. Dak is the "shit". Carr es magnifico
>>77839520
Are you retarded?
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
CAMERAMAN LOST IT
LMAO. Holy shit how can Cowboys fans defend this shit tier defense?
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
HOW SWEET IT IS
Take the night off Based Carr you deserve it
ACDC
C
D
C
Byron wrong place
hmm got real quiet there for a second
STREAM DIED AND I MISSED IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT HAPPENED RAIDER BROS?
Too bad this isn't real game. Raiders would come out and blow 'em out in the second half.
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Holding
lmao collins wtf man stop that shit
Carr y el negro Cooper van a matar estos homosexuales Vaqueros de Dallas!
Mehico vs Americas team
>>77839771
Sportsarefree.xyz
>1st and 19
>Dak throws the ball 2 yards
WEW is there a bigger checkdown baby?
HELL YA
>RAIDSHITS
>>77839183
Nigga Texas has more Mexicans than California ever will
>>77839864
>(You)
Fucking TEs still killing the D
>>77839861
Its down
faggots keep refreshing for the fight and it wont load up
First Ballot HoFer
>>77839823
Stop you fucking autist. This is getting cringe worthy...
When will Raiders learn how to cover TE's :(
>>77839864
>just had two big throws
Lmao
>>77839604
No Puto gringo Americano homosexual. Aunque Trump builds Wall we dig
>>77839919
Mine's up
Sportsafree.xyz/ktvu
>>77839604
kek getting btfo by a leaf
>>77839898
False. Fucking retard.
>>77839985
>cowboy fan knows what the Spanish leaf is saying
Lel
Dak is scared man
>this is the best offensive line in football
How the fuck are the Raidniggers getting this much penetration then?
Thank coach for letting the 1st team defense rest.
gotta keep the Mack Attack healthy
>>77839998
You have unreported shanty towns all throughout south Texas
You have more Mexicans now than California
You have a literal Mexican town in Laredo while the most California has is a Mexican town in San Diego
Paco u iz el spico
Chaz has so much potential he just can't stay healthy.
>>77840061
#1 in rushing
Not even top 3 in pass protection.
Raiders are #1 in pass protection
Low in rushing.
>>77840102
>Towns on the border to Mexico have more mexican
More news at 9
>>77840102
Los Angeles has more Mexicans than San diego
welp Carrie really wants to get cut at this point
>>77840117
How the fuck can you be so good at run blocking but so terrible at pass blocking?
FUCK EJ, BRING OUT COOK
>Manuel
>in charge of 2 minute drill
Literally how is the Cowboys defense THIS bad. How do you neglect one side of the ball this hard?????
OLAWALE ALL'A'WAY
REFBALL
>Cowboys defense
Ej is so bad
what a wasted 2 min drive
shit
Olawale fast man
>>77840320
Shitty secondary shitty pass rush
>>77840347
Betcha wish Dallas kept Olawale huh
>all these facemask penalties
It's preseason alright.
Ej is such a fucking meme man...
>>77840320
>second team is playing
Lmao, are you seriously this retarded?
Olawale is such a weapon I think we stole him from the Bengals PS
TYBC
>>77840492
He came ftom Dallas ironically
>>77840511
Do you get a boner from spamming this shit endlessly like a mentally ill person?
>>77840492
Dallas Cowboys
@RAIDERS Derek Carr in Preseason:
- 20 completions on 26 attempts
- 244 yards
- 4 touchdowns
- 128.9 passer rating
#RaiderNation
TYBC
>>77840491
The first team defense looked JUST as terrible. Sorry Cowcuck, your defense is just TRASH.
>>77840550
SEETHING
>>77840550
maybe
>>77840602
I literally can't go a single Raiders thread or even a /nfl/ thread without seeing this shit.
You're annoying as fuck and make us all look mentally ill.
>>77840594
>preseason
Ha ha. Here's to him fucking up his other knee.
>>77840594
Has a QB ever completed a pass doing some shit like this in an actual game?
>>77840638
TYBC
>>77840669
probably
>>77840638
>us
Nice try you ass ravaged cowcuck
>>77840638
>falseflaging this hard
Carr be with you child
>>77840175
Los Angeles es more Mexico than gringo America land ahora
California es de Mehico ahora! Not raccista America. Gracias Americanos liberales!
We will matar Brady when Patriotas en Mehico #1
>>77840711
>>77840715
Now you're being a schizo
>>77840594
B..B..But hes inaccurate!
Why do these two teams both commit so many penalties?
>>77840940
Because it's the preseason and many second team and third team players are playing.
>>77840986
Yeah, but it happens in the regular season, too. It seems like every year both the Raiders and the Cowboys are in the top five most penalized teams, or at least top ten.
>>77840940
Raiders have been the most penalized team since the 60's. The league can't handle the swag
NFL missed a great opportunity to put Cowboys bs Raiders in Mexico instead of Pats/Raiders.
>EJ Manuel time
this is going to be boring. Dude wont throw past 10 yards
Second half of pre season games always comfortable
>>77841033
Undisciplined defenses. Also usually some holding or illegal tackle penalties by some o lineman.
>>77841065
Si!
Mehico vs Mehico soon.
Mucha plata dollares Americanos y publicidad "missed"
CUT EJ, LEAVE HIS IN DALLAS, EXTRA SCREENING AT THE AIRPORT, CUT HIM HOLY FUCK
BROKEN UP
13-10
Necessitamos uno mas TD mi amigos.
Luani still making plays
>>77841727
New #2 guy, Smith might be thrown in at Nickel
>>77841727
he's been a steal. I think he could take over for reggie next season
aaand EJ shook
say goodbye to your roster spot McDonald
WHOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO DAMN
WOW
FUMBLE 6 BABY
LATROY LEWIS WOOOOOOOO
>>77842011
he's been playing well. He'll stick around
Tiki sure is quiet lol
Latroy Lewis has been making plays man. Kid came out of nowhere, should make PS
>>77842202
Tiki a bitch
>>77842202
This
Its a Cowcuck ghost town now
>>77842206
Que es "PS" amigo Americano?
ey brice
>>77842349
practice squad
Damn almost Dexter McD
20-10
Que rico!
McDonald is shutting down Butshit and beasting niggas
Luani is a football playin' jessie
>>77842617
>>77842423
Gracias
Rush looking good for a rookie
Fuck
>>77842939
So is Rush second string yet or are they still sticking with that loser Moore?
>>77842939
He has the #2 spot locked up for sure.
KO is crazy
Really really impressed with how great Rush has been. After Morris wifted that backfield block and the fumble happened he made an immediate change and didn't flinch in open backfield plays and got the ball out faster and accurate. This guy should've been drafted.
>>77843029
Fucking hope he's second string. Guy has some real potential.
Come on Cook beat out EJ
The guy ho.ding the replay tablet looks dead inside
First down!
Cooks release looks good, very quick
>Car alarm
Oh fuck, my sides
Hot damn Rush
Alright. Cut Moore and Mccown.
BIG
FUCKING
PLAY
lmao goodbye kellen moore
Mierda
Rush >>> Cook
Shouldn't have taken that piss
DONT FUCK THIS UP MOORE
>Moore
Perro caca Vaqueros de Dallas
>20 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't started yet
what do?
>>77844851
Fick that shiet gringo
>>77844851
Write a few sentences about based Carr
C'MON COOK
COME ONNNN
Uno mas play
Jesus christo
HERE WE GOOOOOO
Raiders are losers
FUUUUCK
This was a really great preseason game desu, minus all the facemask penalties.
>Raidniggers
>>77845454
Yeah it really was. Was actually getting into it. 8/10 for a preseason game.
Connor looked overwhelmed on that last play.
>>77845601
Chalk that up to inexperience
I unironically want McGloin back
>>77842202
Lol what happened cuck?
>>77842939
Looking great. Fuck Dak and Carr looked better than him, but not by much. He looks better than most teams first string.
>Inb4 this preseason game is the Superbowl this season.