>he's watching the fight at home by himself

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>>77834899
>he posted on Facebook where he's watching the fight with his friend

My friends from 4chan are here with me buddy, I'm not alone

>called hooters today because curious how much cover charge was
>cock sucker answers phone
>tells me its 50 fucking dollars per person
>audibly kek , say thanks
>hang up

Have fun getting jewd OP, and have fun being a sheep cuck that cant save money

> hes not watching it with the lads after a great bbq

>he's not

Way to go chad I hope Stacy fucks you on the way home, hah

;(

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>he's watching the fight just as his kike overlords have told him

It's Sunday morning

It's 8am here in Japan and I just woke up and having some coffee in sweat pants. About to wake the wife up so we can watch the fight /comfy/ on the couch

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>he watches "fights"

>>77835035
>>77835084
Awesome, you chaps can even watch the fight together.

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>>77835084
That sounds like a comfy life anon

>he watches two men in shorts dances around each other

Who /nogf/ here

I thought I met the perfect girl online but she was pretty different in person :-(

>>77835160
Yeah? Like having a dick kind of different?

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>>77834990
that's exactly what I'm doing actually. cheers bro.

>>77835191
She asked me to rub her feet on the first date. They were nice, and perfectly painted, but I'm not that kind of guy.

>>77835092
Would you?

>>77834899
>he watches the fight
Fixd

>>77835238
Ew, footfags. You made the right call, anon. Possibly even worse than her having a dick, Christ.

Yep im drinking alone too

>>77835084
Dakimakuras don't sleep mate

>>77835092
Those look too young anon, I'm calling the FBI.

>>77835092
>sluts
>the girls are 13 at most

You have some major issues. I hope you kill yourself

I'm not watching at all unless I bum stream from someone on /sp/. I'm on vacation, if I wasn't I'd buy it.

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I was planning on going to a bar with friends but I got a DUI last night and spent the night in jail. Feel like ass and hate myself so I'm watching it alone while eating shitty food.

>>77835264
hahaha

>>77835028
THIS
if you watch the fight you are encouraging the money grabbing shitshow that this is

>>77835214
same. shall be posting pics for the lads.

>>77835398
how do you like Italy i hope you didn't get robed by niggers

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pls no bully

>not watching it through the bedroom window of your ex's new boyfriend's house

>>77835501

I'm in Rome, so its pretty safe
(I think). I like it here so far, seeing inside St. Peter's Basilica was astounding today. I guess it kinda smells here though, but I'm used to it since I'm in New York a lot.

>>77835522
>not watching it inside the house of her new boyfriend hidden in the corridor

>>77835436

how the fuck do you even get a dui in 2017? if you're too poor for lyft your dumb ass shouldn't be out drinking

> paying actual real dollars to watch two subhumans swing limbs at each other

combat "sports" are the lowest common denominator of garbage athletics

>>77835684
Yeah I know, not too poor, just too stupid

>>77835773
>you must be wearing THIS MUCH padding to play physical sports
Burgers.

>>77835667
>nigger
>house

>>77835796

why the fuck would anyone ever drive to a bar? what the shit?

>>77835811

> punching and kicking is a sport! hurr

subhumans

>>77835885
That flag, that sissy mentality

>>77835914

> this coming from france

l m a o

>>77835084
Post a pic of your wife

>>77834957
this

>>77835885
It definitely is and has been in every society. People like watching people beat each other up, its natural.

>>77835942
Nice Reddit spacing, kid

>not shitposting with your bros for the biggest fight of your life
friends will always be there

shitposting is not

>>77836003
Its not on until 5AM, watching it solo is all I've got

>>77835314
implying girls arent sluts by the time they hit double digits anyway

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>not watching it with your bros on /sp/eddit

>>77836147
me bottom right

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>Implying my frat didn't buy a ton of kegs and invite over a ton of sloots for the fight on a giant TV
;^)

>they've been tricked into anticipating an event that by all logic will be boring as fuck

>>77834899
>Paying $100, possibly more, to watch a (((fight))) that's gonna be over in 15 minutes
ISHYGDDT

>>77836182
>paying money to have friends
great

>>77836243
let the hype flow into you, my nigga. Don't resist it

>>77835796
We'll you won't be getting a good job for a while. Goodshit on ruining your life with a felony lmfao

It doesn't start until 12:30. What, am I going to be in an Applebee's past midnight?

>>77836318
In the UK you can only refuse to hire someone for unspent convictions (unless working with vulnerable people and even then only abuse convictions stop you). When you've done your time you've done your time innit?

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>he watching it on 4chan alone but says he is posting from his phone with friends

>>77836318
DUI isn't a felony

>>77836182
sloots will be leaving left and right once they see the fight isn't exciting after the first 32seconds

>getting distracted by normies
"enjoy" the fight.

>>77836407
It literally is though.

>>77836373
>in the UK

1) the guy saying he got a dui was american
2) no one gives a fuck about the uk

>>77836248
>paying 100$ for a BLACKED boxe show

>>77836477
I'm not trying to argue with you, just adding to the conversation.

>>77836263
t. Never went to college

Or

t. GEED loser who parties in small ass apartments

>>77835436
Hahaha you deserve it you worthless piece of shit

>>77836497
Go back to /reddit/ muhamed

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>>77836477
>Basically, a first offense DUI is a misdemeanor in all 50 states and the District of Columbia. FindLaw

>>77835160
story?

>>77836581
She had these huge tits man. Like you would never believe. Huge knockers.

>>77836549
classic newfag shitter, kill yourself

why don't you just go yell at people in the street you weak cunt?

>>77836549
Do you actually believe that anyone enjoys that kind of shitpost? Are you satisfied with yourself after posting something like that? I'll never understand it. You can't think its funny.

yea i'm not paying $20 cover to a watch it at the pub

>>77836573
>he thinks any good company would hire someone with a dui

Le el

I've got options, but they are as follows:

1. Pay $30 cover and stand in a crowd in downtown bar
2. Go to buddy's and watch on stream, probably get frustrated when it fails
3. Have a few beers and catch a stream while shitposting at home.

I feel they're all kind of shitty options, tbqh

>>77836477
How sheltered and underage do you have to be to think DUI is a felony?

>>77836708
Whats wrong with 3? Comfy.

>>77836699
>he skills and connections are so shit tier he can't get a job because of a traffic violation

>>77836671
t. Nigger

>>77836699
Bitch I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about whether DUI is a felony.

>>77836772
Damage control at its finest

>>77835436
A friend of mine was recently involved in an accident that involved a drunk driver. The drunk killed 3 people and my bro is in a coma fighting for his life. You should feel bad you inconsiderate faggot.

>>77836746
>Whats wrong with 3? Comfy.

Lack of bantz and betz and the excitement of watching it in a crowd (although you know it's gonna be a boring tiki-taka fight with no excitement at all -- that's my worry)

Maybe I'll rustle up 3 or 4 guys and we can all bite the bullet for PPV while we drink cheaply at someone's house.

>>77836866
>Maybe I'll rustle up 3 or 4 guys and we can all bite the bullet for PPV while we drink cheaply at someone's house.
Sounds like the best idea, its what I'd do if not for the fact its on at dawn.

>>77836318
In my case it's a misdemeanor because I wasn't too far above the limit and wasn't speeding or anything.
Still gonna fuck up my chances of getting a job.

>>77836854
no skills and a shit degree at its finest

>>77836919
Good. You deserve it.

>>77836919
is driving a part of your job? unless you need a security clearance nobody gives a fuck unless you are a shit candidate

>>77835436
I unironically hope you kill yourself

>>77836956
I graduated Northeastern and work at AIG lmao. Don't even bother applying here you won't get the job with a dui

>>77837017
Don't worry, he will eventually

>>77834899
No pubs open at 04:00am mate.

>>77837040
post any proof of that

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>>77834899
>Watching the fight at all

>>77836263
My thoughts exactly anytime someone brags about being in a frat

>>77837164
>post personal information on 4chan

Kek

>>77837353
>so retarded his thinks proof would require personal info

quit larping bitch

Yeah I am. I need a reliable stream

Yes, but only because I have no friends.

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>>77834957
this but unironically

>>77837450
I know that feel

>>77836581
She was just really talkative and friendly via text. Like, SUPER, and in a seemingly totally genuine way. Never met a girl like that online. In real life she's much quieter so it was a bit of a shock.

>>77834899

;_;

Why do you have to feel bad?

>>77837100
In Edinburgh they are.

>>77837182
this. this is the game of thrones of sporting events

>>77837753
So entertaining but annoying pseuds make a big show about not watching it?

>>77837379
>being so delusional and retarded you can't comprehend someone having both of those relatively easy to get things

Sucks to be a retard huh

>>77837888
>n-n-no you

You are just a retard with no skills and have already exposed yoursefl

>>77835667
>not watching it between his legs with his benis in your throat

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>tfw live in vegas
>could head down to any local casino or bar and have some fun
Just got home from work and would rather hang at home in my boxers and drink and smoke

>>77835436

You'll get through it, bro.

It's a lot of bullshit and A LOT of money but one day it will all be over. It's a fucking DUI, everyone and their brother has one, don't listen to the MADD bootlickers here.

>>77838099

> everyone and their brother has one

what kind of mouthbreathing retards do you hang out with? literally no one i know is too poor for uber

>>77837836
The internet is jam packed full of pseuds and pretentiousness.

It was hinted to me to not show up to a gathering.

Guess I'll watch this thread and fight to be social.

Fuck my life

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>>77837836
>>77838144
neither got or this shitshow qualify as 'entertaining'

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>>77834957
I got you buddy

>>77838173
I think we're gonna go to another thread now. It's not about you though mate, we promise.

>>77838173
they spared you from their mass shooting. be thankful

>>77836699

>He thinks anyone besides prohibitionists and screaming middle aged women take DUIs seriously.

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How pathetic can someone be to watch the fight if the century alone até home? Im at T arena, Las Vegas, Nevada, so anxious to see McGregor live

>>77838187
so... don't watch the fight and fuck off, you're just an asshole that shits all over everything, muh taste lmao

>>77838141
t. middle aged MAAD member

>>77838231

> he thinks driving is a right and not a privilege
> he's over 21 years old and STILL can't drink responsibly

lmao @ ur pathetic ass

>>77838269
one time I wrecked some bitch riding a bike will drinking and driving

drove off and have never got a DUI in my life

>>77838264
i don't shit all over everything, just bad things that are objectively bad

like game of thrones...and this sad excuse for a spectacle

>>77834899
yeah and? you got a problem with that bud? SAY IT TO MY FACE

>>77838173
and you took that? go in there before the match starts, quick! bust the window and put your balls on their living room table and say I HOPE IM NOT LATE

>>77838306
cool. what's it like being human garbage?

>>77838141
>literally no one i know is too poor for uber

You have to be over 21 to talk about getting a DUI.

>>77835084
I wish I was you :(

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>>77834899
>watching with group
>fight comes on
>oh shit it's time!
>doorbell rings, gotta get the pizza
>oh now I gotta get the five layer dip ready
>now stacey wants to talk to me in the kitchen, apparently mike was making eyes at michelle and she is PISSED
>george and harry pull me into a game of beer pong
>doorbell rings
>its my fucking neighbor complaining about the noise
>tell him to go fuck himself, which he does since he's beta
>ok almost ready to watch the fight
>gotta go back to the kitchen to crack open a cold one
>finally ready
>go to living room
>fight was over ten minutes ago
>nobody even watched it, people were watching COPS instead

anyone who actually gives a shit is watching alone

>>77838365
You just have trashy, low class friends.

>>77838269
> he's the guy that carries pictures of DUI accidents with him to the bar to impress the ladies with how responsible he is.

>>77838353
better than being a little triggered faggot

>>77838365
i'm 28, dumb dick. the only people i've ever met who have DUIs are shitbag coworkers

do you live in a trailer park by chance?

>>77835103
underappreciated, lad

>>77838141
This

How can you be wealthy enough to go out and get drunk but too poor to buy a ride home?

>>77838365
>he never drank before he was 21

Get friends retard

>>77838456
>>77838465
lmao i bet you're the sorry shitwads who get banned from uber for puking in the ride

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>>77834957
love u buddy

>>77838310
Then jerk off instead. Why do you think anyone cares, saying "lol don't watch this money grab" isn't going to stop millions from watching and betting on it. Do you understand human nature like goddamn.

>>77838353

>>77838425
>>77838478


Why are prohibitionists such angry shitbirds?

>>77838532
did i try to stop anyone? lmao what the fuck

>>77838425
>>77838478

>he's so young he can't remember life before Uber.

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>>77838141
>being too beta to drive drunk

>>77838533
lol i drink nearly every night and i go out every weekend, you can't even start to talk to me about drinking...i'm just not a fucking autist who drives a vehicle to a place where i know i'll be drinking. how fucking loathsome and moronic do you have to be?

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th-thanks for reminding me OP

houstonfag here, there's been 4 tornadoes in the past 3 hours in my area, leaving isn't really an option

>>77838632
>loathsome and moronic do you have to be?

Calm down there, angry middle aged woman.

>>77836318
>>77835684
To be fair driving drunk is really, really fucking fun. You just have to do it in an area where you can't hurt anyone else and there's no obstacles to hurt you.

>>77838572
you literally did

Im watching it with my mom

>>77835314

if this was like the 1200s you'd already be trying to put a bun in the oven fucker.

>>77838695
lmao excellent point. you really got me there...

>>77834899
Me and my friends literally all agreed this fight wouldn't be worth leaving our houses for.

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What's up with all the moral fags acting like drunk driving is eating baby hearts?

>>77838730

> saying something is stupid is the same as trying to stop people from watching that thing

hurrr durrrr

Not sure if I can be arsed staying awake for this

>>77836861
>in a coma
>fighting
nah nigga heem just sleepy

>>77838745

Right?

Maybe you should base your philosophies on your life experiences and those of others rather than school assembly pep rallies.

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>>77838791
> risking property damage, injuries, and human lives when it's easier and more convenient to do the safer thing

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Do you really not have $100? How could you be so broke?

>>77838842
ah, life experience like maybe eleven years of drinking safely and responsibly with friends and gfs who have all done the same?

What the hell is this KM stream I'm seeing posted everywhere.

>>77838791

Because fat middle aged women who are happy to have lost a child because it gave their life a purpose came to their school and gave a speech and since it got them out of 7th period science they are totally down with it.

>>77838801
Enjoy the ban

>>77838792
>being this pedantic
advocating that people not watch a thing is trying to stop them from watching the thing

You know what, goddamn this argument sucks, just stop having such a shit opinion you cunt, I fucking hate the internet. I am also an asshole with a shitty opinion.

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>>77838847
>giving a fuck what other people do when it has no bearing on your life

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>>77838801
reported for announcing a report

I know for a fact that bitch I hit died too

>>77838847
>easier and more convenient

Confirmed for never been out a night in his life.

>>77838905

You have boring friends. A boring life.

>>77838976
Your mom and dad will die, and you will be alone in this world unloved and uncared for, and it will be what you deserve.

>>77838969
>only caring about yourself
lmao yeah, that's how real life works

>>77839002
having a car come pick you up and drive you directly to your door is less convenient than parking and driving back home? uhhhh

>>77839015
3 brothers, a sister, a wife and two kids

keep projecting

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>>77838911

plz

>>77838741
do you get cuddles & strokes?

>>77838955
>hey guys, this terrible thing is terrible
>STOP HAVING A SHITTY OPINION MINE IS THE ONLY VALID ONE REEEEE

>>77838976
someone could do the same to you

>>77838914
Madd has made it easier to get heroin possession expunged than a dui disgusting

>>77839109
go to bed Ahmed

>>77839062
>having a car come pick you up and drive you directly to your door is less convenient than parking and driving back home? uhhhh

Can you guess how I know you don't have a car? Maybe not even a license?

>>77839069
Then I hope your kids die before you :^)

>>77838976
>it's another alt right faggot makes shitty life decisions and gets angry at anonymous strangers on the internet

kek so many of these lately

>>77839104
yeah basically, fuck the internet

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>>77839262
because AIDS and cutting off your dick is such a solid life decision

>>77839219
lol i've seen some dumbass troll shit in my time but this may take the cake

>>77839262
You reported someone to 4chan thinking it is the police...you can't get madder on the internet

>>77838099
thanks anon

>>77834957
this

>he's watching a fight because the jews told him to even though he never watches boxing normally

what's it like knowing you're so mentally weak that you can be brainwashed into watching a sport you don't even like just because ((they)) say everyone is doing it?

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>>77834957
i got your back in a fight

>>77839492

If you're so sheltered you think it's a troll, it's best you just stay home and keep your opinions to yourself.

>>77839262
>anyone who's not a liberal is alt-right

>Canadians

KEKERS

>>77835958
>French stereotypes are real

>>77839492

>huurrr my car will magically be home in the morning, that's how the world works, right?

>tfw just refereed 6 soccer games in 100+ degree weather
>come home
>take cold shower
>set up my LEGIT HD stream i donated $4.20 to watch alone on my 40 inch changhong TV because worthless pathetic friendless kissless virgin loser

its not all bad guys, just 99% of it

>>77839732
I'm just watching it cause it's all over /sp/
And, well, cause I have no friends to hang out with on a saturday night.

>>77839262
>canada

>>77839924
>4.20

manchild get out

>>77839924
my freshmen college roomate was a soccer ref

he legit was also a virgin and had aspergers

>>77839566

No problem. It's been 2 years and a few days since mine and don't even think of it anymore.

>>77839963
its a joke with the donation service i got it from. everyone donated $4.20. immature yeah

>>77839978
maybe you were one of my roommates lel. i just do it because it gets me out of the house

>>77839791
>>77839902

> driving to a place where i know i'll be drinking makes PERFECT SENSE!

kill yourselves before you kill someone worth the air they breathe

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>>77834957
helo fren

>>77840093
>kill yourselves before you kill someone worth the air they breathe

But what if I kill you?

>>77839943
>And, well, cause I have no friends to hang out with on a saturday night
Same bro

>>77840239
then you'll be sparing me from sharing a planet with the likes of you, scumfuck ;)

>25 years old
>saturday night
>mcgregor/mayweather fight
>live in one of the best areas of the country/world (bay area) for doing things
>still an autistic shut in watching this thing alone in my room
>fight will even be over at like 10-10;30 could still go out, but no one to do it with

i should kill myself after this is over

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>>77834957
t-this desu senpai

>>77840348
No. Try to make positive changes in your life

>>77840323
Please go back to /reddit/

>>77840348
think about being a shut in while on that expensive ass property lol

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http://live.shwidget.com/static/freeplayer/49239209159580.html

for all u streamlets
also, this
>>77840348

>>77840323
plebbit queer

>>77834899
How am I supposed to watch when I can't find a stream?

Check mate.

>>77840348
no, the only thing you're doing wrong is taking part in this farce by watching it

>>77840323
>scumfuck

Calm down, the principal isn't watching to see if you applaud.

>>77840496
>>77840475
check ausbro

>>77840474
>implying i dont live with my parents like most people here

still pay rent though lel

>>77835513
hnnnnng

>>77840450
>>77840495
>>77840504
lmao stay salty, retards. i'll be over here with a clean driving record like a sensible human being who can handle being a grownup

>Was NEET for like a year
>got a wagecuck job at mall
>somehow didn't spill spaghetti in interview
>started out with baby shifts of 4 hours
>now work 9 hour, 5 a week shifts
>missed regular season MLB
>worked every Sunday and miss divegrass
>can't watch McGoober fight
>work at 5am tmrw, gotta sleep early

YOU FAGGOTS DID THIS TO ME

>>77840592

i would say your life sucks, but at least you don't have to watch this pitiful excuse for a 'fight'

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>>77840571
>the cringe of reddit

>>77840592
if you can't make at least mall wages with passive income kill yourself

>>77840571
I also have a clean driving record you spic lmao

>>77835513
duh fuk is dat?

>>77840671
>>77840780
>i have no argument so i'll say he browses reddit and call him a 'spic'!
>heh..g-got em!

>>77840706
How does one do that?

>>77840971
Cringe

>>77834957
:)

>>77841158
>le cringe

I wouldn't be surprised if you browsed reddit, yourself. Or is all of /sp/ like this?

>>77841067
just put $20k into an index fund

>>77840571

>he thinks good boy points are a real thing.

>>77840971
Cringing @ ur life

>>77834957
>>77835971
>>77837490
>>77838209
>>77838530
>>77839683
>>77839785
>>77840152
>>77840362
>>77841202

LOL pathetic

>>77834899
>got hit by a hurricane
>lucky to have power
>someone making fun of me for not driving 50 miles to the nearest working city to watch a fight

>>77840971

>I...I swore I got them! Isn't it the cool thing to be a good boy?! Moooooom!

So fucking cringe.

>>77841234
That's it?
Are the dividends really enough to live off of?

>>77841346
actually did the math wrong. its more like $150k
not dividends, but stock market makes 10% a year... until it doesn't.

>>77841382
20k to 150k is a pretty big difference.
What if one doesn't have access to that kind of money? I make like 30k a year.

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>>77838250
I have crippling anxiety over an existential crisis and am too afraid to leave home.

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>>77834899
>went out with friends for May/Pacquio fight years ago
>go to bar that charged 10$ to get into the door
>place was packed and we got there too early
>spent the time getting drunk, smoking hookha and buddy finds unopened bag of coke in bathroom
>bar doing promo with Bacardi and handing out free drinks
>buy 3 rounds of beer for friends and people sharing table with
>having really good time
>headliner finally happens
>during the LAST ROUND bar losses power
>promoters running around scrambling trying to find generator
>someone announces result from an app
>whole bar groans
>power still not up
>bouncers trying to keep everyone inside
>buddies claim we're heading outside for a smoke
>bouncers lose focus on us and head inside
>we run away down to friends apartment
>only had to pay the intial 10$
>tfw nothing will ever match that fun

that's why I ain't going out tonight

>>77841444
>anime avatar

that explaisn it

>>77834957
Really makes you think

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>>77841568
>avatar

Holy shit, /sp/ is full of fucking retards. Go figure.

>>77834957
I'll be your friend bud :)

>>77841568
Ya probably

>>77841232
See>>77841158

>>77834957
+1

>>77841232
PLEASE consider suicide

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>>77842030
The day I take advice from a knuckledragging huemonkey...

>>77834957
t-this
Kill me now

I can't finger my arsehole in a pub. Makes $59 to watch at home good value.

>>77834899
uh...I sent my gf to her moms so I could watch it by myself, whats wrong with not wanting to be interrupted?
with gf
>OMG guess what Jenni did today
>get your feet off the couch
>remeber the time...
>*drinks your beer*
>youre gonna eat the whole pizza??
>dont eat wings in that shirt OMG!
>OMG dont drink straight from the bottle
>do you love me?
>what are you thinking about?
>for some reason shes now mad because im looking at the ring girls
>I didnt look away while the camera was focused on the ring girls so somehow I am now cheating on her

>>77834899
wtf there's a fight

>>77842088
See
>>77842030

>>77842216
t. Girlfriendless virgin

CAN THESE LITERAL WHOS JUST KO EACH OTHER SO I CAN WATCH THE MEME FIGHT AND GO TO SLEEP?

Wrong. I'm watching with my parents

>not being a lone wolf
I honestly feel bad for you

>>77844843
depends on if you're legitimately a lone wolf or just claim to be if you're a friendless autist like me

My girlfriend bailed on me and went to vegas with her old boss leaving me alone at home.
This actually happened. It's happening right now.

How do I break up with her? Coffee? Text? Should I just ghost?

>>77846456
Ghost that roastie 2bh

>>77842494
Sounds like you're the one who doesn't have a gf m8

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>>77834957

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>>77840152

>>77846456
G
H
O
S
T
She's slinging that guys cock tonight

>>77846456
How long have you been together?
Las Vegas, old boss,?

>>77848193
Since December last year ;_;