MOTD Thread

cant believe motd is this dead

fookin blooter

>why wasn't there one already?
All the wankers are busy jerking themselves off over a useless fight

BLOOTAH

The most interesting matches were on tv, not much point in it today

>>77832706
The Newcastle game was good

SAY YOU
SAY ME

>>77832684
1st of the season had me so optimistic, it was so good

I'll persevere but it's sad to see it in this state

>big group of people
>Order Chinese
>Get these weird fried vinegary things as a bonus
>Get sick
>Realise it was fried banana

Think the Chinese are trying to kill me

>>77832716
>poocastle games
>good

lol? deluded geordie or idiot? guess there isnt a difference

>>77832748
Any game that sees Bilic get exposed is good in my book

Saturday football is pretty much dead these days.

shit match

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What we drinking lads?

My dad taught Mike Dean's daughter and met him at a few parent-teacher evenings

He's apparently somehow an even bigger nob in real life than he looks on a football pitch

>>77832796
Bottom shel jerez brandy. 's not bad but I still prefer gin.

DISGUSTING BAN HIM

B I T T Y

>into the crowd
>hoardings clearly like 3 feet further off the pitch than sterling
lol

>literally every single extra time announcement says it's a MINIMUM of x minutes
>people still bitch about this

>bournemouth crybabbies upset their thug tactics didnt get them the win

Just show the United match for fucks sake

>defending a nigger chimping out

>I think it's a very good tackle
>nowhere near the ball
vintage shearer

>>77832916
Cry more cuck.

Anyone else thought Bournemouth were going to score an equaliser just like against everton last season?

where can i find a stream lads

>>77832893
The time keeping is the one thing I agree with the americans. It needs to be treated more seriously and it needs to be more objective.
I am not surprised people are bitching about this, 99% of the times +5 minutes means it ends at 95.30 at latest.

>>77832916
The ref bottled it, as Shearer said all 7 players needed to be booked, we need to come down hard on celebrations, it's fucking disgusting seeing players celebration just beyond the touchline.

Aguero is little shitcunt.

>that city fan getting battered
lol

>>77832796
water

i want to go get a glass of milk but my flatmates are in the kitchen and i cba deal with them

>>77832954
Look down near a river

>no you don't KNOW what it's like to score a goal
>you get so overwhelmed with passion that you are no longer responsible for your actions

This from a man who did the same emotionless celebration after every goal

>>77832962
Wasn't someone down for a couple of minutes in added time? It's fine to add that time on imo.

>>77832893
>>77832962
The fact was that the 5 minutes wasn't put up until 91 minutes anyway cause of the managers bitches

>>77833000
and eddie delayed extra time by arguing for a whole minute so the fourth official put the board up again

>>77832987
>be shearer
>score so many goals you don't care any more

>Hewzus

>spend a billion pounds
>play shit football and rely on hoofball

>MOUYES

The state of these customers in the crowd

>>77833005
>>77833000
Yeah, that's my point. That was basically the only thing Dean's got right, but 99% of the refs don't, so people bitch because they are not used to the rules being actually followed.

Ah, football is the microcosm to life's macrocosm.

>>77833000
>>77833027
this never happened, it was refball to give city the league

who was more expensive, Pogba or Lukaku?

swear nobody can ever make their mind up and always mix them up

>>77833098
pogba

>>77833098
Pogkaku

>>77833098
Stormzy.

>>77833098
Pogba at 100m, lukaku at 75m

>>77833098
Pogba. Currently it goes Neymar > Dembele = Pogba. Though Dembele's bonuses will take him above Pogba, since the first 30m of them are apparently easy to trigger.

>>77833137
Pogba was 86 million.

What is going on since when does Mou like attacking football?

Not a penalty, Martial drilled the ball at Simpson's hand.

>stormzy

>>77833190
euros deary, the only currency worth mentioning

>>77833190
Yeah and Ronaldo was free if you don't count the fact that real had to pay money

>>77832748
Neutral QPR fan here. I thought Liverpool fans were bitter until I found out Sunderland had fans.

>>77833190
Mou's always been happy to spank the little guys. Against the Top 10 it'll be Matic/Fellaini/Herrera running around kicking people for a 0-0

>>77833219
can tell you've only watched football for 2-3 years otherwise you'd know just how delusional and crazy geordies are, they are the worst fans in the football pyramid

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looking forward to hearing shearer's monologue on newcastle united desu

BBC spoil every game by only showing the subs that score or get sent off

>>77833137
>>77833134
>>77833130
>>77833116
cheers

>>77833161
it's going to be fun watching barca completely dismantle

>>77833204
>t. ABU
There's a reason defenders usually keep their arms by their side. When your arm is out like that, it's a penalty.

>>77833214
>the only currency worth mentioning

Nobody counts Euros. £ is the first column.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_association_football_transfers

So we all agree that the league is over and United won it in August, right?

>>77833253
All teams have delusional fans desu, you sound particularly buttflustered about Newcastle specifically.

>>77833253
I lived in Yorkshire for 15 years and worked all over the North East. I've met thousands of fans from both sides and I can tell you right now that Sunderland have the most butthurt fans in the country.

>>77833268
>PSG spent 220m on Neymar
>Barcelona spent over 100m on Dembele
>Dortmund got Zagadou >for free from PSG and he's looking like a pretty good transfer
Dortmund come out of this looking pretty good, PSG at least got a great player for a ridiculous price, Barcelona got a player who's barely put a foot wrong so far, but could still stagnate, or fuck up his career, for a price far more than they should have paid.

>>77833271
It wasn't out like anything.

I support Man Utd.

>>77833305
yes, just like City had it all wrapped up after 5 games last season

>>77833276
>en.wikipedia
>en
meanwhile you can clearly see the value of the pound has dropped 7+% since brexit

we're all fucked i'm gonna become an alcoholic and throw myself in front of a robot truck

>>77833311
buttflustered because I'm tried of dealing with geordies and their delusional about their god given right to winning the cl and pl and believe they should always be top 6, its fucking disgusting and annoying, kill yourself

>>77833319
t. geordie

>>77833333
And the season before

>fellaini is still uniteds most important midfielder
unreal desu
moyes boys

Craig Shakespear looks like he goes fucking balistic at self scanning checkouts at Tesco

>>77833343
>>en

There are no other wikipedias.

>>77833084
kys

>>77833268
>completely dismantle
If the bring in Coutinho they will have replaced Iniesta and Dani Alves this summer. And Ter Stegen and Umtiti have replaced Valdes and Mascherano already. It could be good days this season.

Hello, could someone explain to me why Chelsea loaned Tammy to Swansea and will pay 15m for Llorente instead of keeping Tammy?

>>77833345
I've just told you who I'm a fan of and from that you should be able to work out where I'm from. Look, my team aren't great, but I'm more interested in seeing them do well than seeing Chelsea do badly. That's because I'm a fan of my club and my club aren't only relevant because of their rivalry with an admittedly better club.
Me and you are a lot alike. It's a shame your salt won't let you see that.

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>>77833345
Stay mad, small timer

>bizarrely

there is nothing bizarre about the Old Trafford ref bias.

>>77833343
Good we don't want you shithouse "British" (((remainians))) here.

>>77833406
at the start of this season he had basically no PL experience

>3 Pens at Old Trafford

Y-Yeah...how bizarre...

west ham stink of a side that'll go down

t. a west ham fan

>>77833374
https://ca.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_fitxatge_m%C3%A9s_car_de_la_hist%C3%B2ria

>>77833445
Bournemouth, Palace, West Ham.

Rafa is elite I don't care what you say. I don't care

>>77833417
>Man Utd dominating at home=bias
>the home team being favoured=a Man Utd thing

>shouting abuse at a kid is a sign of a pro

I bet Sunderland dream of the day when they can attract talent like Joselu.

>the fucking state of Hart
>ten goals conceded already

I'm not even English and it annoys me that he'll start the internationals.

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Joe Hart crying after 3-0 lmao

>>77833483
man u being gifted every premier league game they've ever played is a man u thing

They are only winning because West Ham are so shit outside London.

Not even showing the bit where Chicarito should have been sent off

>Hart having the audacity to go and console Rice
>basically allowed newcastle to score via his terrible goalkeeping

>>77833512
If Southgate had any sense he'd start Pickford against Malta then Butland at Wembly

>>77833504
To be fair Merino is actually looking like a good talent.

>>77833523
Wouldn't you cry when you realise your career in a top league is close to being done?

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>>77833470
>the team I support
>two teams I quite like

th-thanks anon ;_;

>>77833568
>talent
>from a newcastle player

l o l

>>77833523
Possibly because he had been made to look like a complete mug by a crap striker

>>77833590
Sorry senpai, I did not do it on purpose.

>>77833572
I'd cry if I ever played a match of professional football desu

joe hart is not a top three english goalkeeper right now

can't see him getting in the world cup squad without some serious bullshit going on

>>77833590
you must be hamfan
no neutral would like them

>>77833445
They have one of the biggest wage budgets in the league, embarrassing 2bh

>>77833603
>Mitrovic
>Crap

Do one

>>77833635
>le red card slav

>>77833590
Let's have a sing-song to cheer you up?

>KNEES UP MUVVA BRAAHN! KNEES UP MUVVA BRAAHN!

>>77833555
>not starting forster, the best english gk

>>77833635
Truth hurts anon

>>77833635
below average in the prem for sure

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>>77833535
Most penalties in the premier league era.

>>77833671
>newcastle 110

>>77833659
Not in the squad

>>77833669
scored as many goals as future Henry Anthony Martial last time he was in the Prem

>>77833685
Big club bias innit

>>77833671
most penalties wrongfully denied as well sonny jim

>>77833671
>10 of those Liverpool penalties came in the TDNL season

Sad.

What the hell is wrong with slavs?

>>77833702
not saying much though really is it

>>77833632
they make such desperate signings that also ruin chemistry

>>77833655
tune
>>77833622
cos we're so 'ard :')

>>77832796
Nothing desu

>>77833734
Dunno, I wish they would stop hating each other and form Jugoslavia again for football reasons.

>>77833620
i dont know what happened to him because he used to be unironically a good GK years ago (at least on his line)

pickford and butland are miles ahead of him on current form, forster should play a lot better than he has been recently but is still ahead of hart, and you can never go wrong with Ben Foster

>>77833734
>What the hell is wrong with serbs?
ftfy

>be a middling PL club fighting relegation every season
>your current team has been built by an ultra pragmatist
>appoint a dutchie who adheres to a ball-playing philosophy

What the fuck were Palace thinking?

>>77833761
tom heaton is ahead of foster

hart honestly is probably fifth in current pickings, behind butland > forster > pickford > heaton

>>77833671

and conversely, P Schmeicle only faced 3 (THREE) pentalies at Old Trafford in almost 130 games, a statistical abnormality.

Boggles the mind that Yahnited Poo won't even admit now, after red nose's been gone this long, that their team were hugely favored, especially during the Fergie years.

>>77833762
>implying all of them aren't deranged and waiting to go to war with another slav nation

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>>77833762
Radovan Karadzic did literally nothing wrong.

>Sidenote
>Captcha
>Poor Paul
>Ripip

Thought his first name was Andre lol

>>77833761
he stopped progressing because his mentality was shit. part of it is because of pellegrini and mancini not really laying down the law even when he started playing shit and the rest is just him, he peaked in the 1-1 at WHL.

>>77833803
>statistical abnormality
Get your stats out then.

>>77833849
That's his brother senpai

>>77833804
Wrong.

>>77833787
de boer's Ajax were actually insanely pragmatic just in a possession heavy way

>>77833787
this

Palace are a disastrous club

>>77833874
ayew his brother

>>77833875
I am correct and you are wrong.

Balls on the BBC madman

>>77833803
The stats I posted suggests they weren't favoured. Awarding penalties is a good way to favour teams. Maybe referees have been favouring Liverpool?

>>77833888
Am I being memed on?

smelly
willys

>>77833900
>Awarding penalties is a good way to favour teams

Not necessarily. Sending an opposition player off is a much better and more game changing route to take.

>two 0-0s left

Think I'll skip

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>>77833918
are we?

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>>77833900
>Maybe referees have been favouring Liverpool?
anon...

>>77833862
David Platt revealed that if Mancini had stayed one more year, one of his main objectives was to replace Hart for the following season.

>>77833960
Always. This is meme central.

who was Palaces's manager last season?

>>77833685
attacking teams will always get more penalties

>>77833989
Why did City fire Mancini again? He was a top tier manager

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>Chelsea - Everton not on TV tomorrow
>Sky showing West Brom - Stoke instead
>"""Super""" Sunday

>>77834031
didn't get the results in europe, player power had gotten out of control under him specifically Nasri, and Balotelli.

>>77834031
lol

>>77834020
Pardew and Bog Sim.

>>77834059
>not enjoying propa footie

>>77834059
>have a sky sports lion subscription
>will still be watching a stream tomorrow

It's a shambles lad

>>77834031
Lost the dressing room esp. Hart and Yaya

>>77834066
jesus that seems like a lot longer ago than that

thanks

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>>77834063
Brought it on himself desu senpai.

>>77834020
Big Sam

MIGUEL
BRIIIIIIITOSSSSSS

>>77834059
>not wanting to watch the Pulisb owl

>>77834031
Mancini is/was a shit manager who lucked-out with the City job. He's respected by virtually no one in the game. He was only good for having training ground bust ups. Top lad in that respect.

>>77833945
Ok. So post some sending off stats that suggest Man Utd have been favoured over the Fergie years.

>>77834138
>lucked-out with the City job

He won 3 Serie A titles mate

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>>77834136
Remember when Pulis heard James "Not Warren" Beattie was looking for him so he had his death squads memeing around the Black Country?

>>77834183
Serie A was a one team league when he was at Inter

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>>77834177

i know it's a meme but i do think frank de boer is genuinely too intelligent for the premier league

>>77834138
He built a very good team that played entertaining football how is he a shit manager? So far he's done better than the so called GOAT manager has done with City

>>77834203
AC Milan won the champions league during his time at Inter

>see it on crimewatch
Alan, you clearly don't know how it works, we know who the fuck did this crime

Does alan have a wanking injury?

>>77834222
and Serie A and the Eredivisie

>>77834241
So? We know who killed Madeleine McCann, but there's always a "special" on the case every 6 months.

Why did Conte kick Costa out? What did he do?

>>77834248
4 Eredivisie wins as manager with Ajax. You what, mate?

>>77834222
Feel sorry for De Boer, thrown into a bad situation at Inter and now has to attempt to keep the shitters at Palace up.

Meanwhile the Ajax manager who got them to the EL final gets a comfy job at Dortmund and a 100 mil to spend.

>>77834248
some manager are just too intelligent for football (see villas-boas and bielsa)

>>77834183
>3 serie a titles when your only competitors are bankrupt and and in jail

Oh wow. There's a reason he's managing Zenit.

>>77834291
>Costa
>Not a cunt

>>77834294
Ajax fans hated him and his shit football. Do you think McCLraen is good because he won the league with by far the best team in it too?

>>77834230
against liverpool. that hardly counts

>"Frank de Boer urges Crystal Palace to 'show some balls' to end losing run"

Why are dutch managers so fucking antagonistic. When will they accept that it's their tactics and not the players they inherit that are at fault.

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>>77834329
Yes

>>77834314
>there's a reason he's managing zenit
Yeah $$$$$

>>77834339
they had to beat man utd and bayern munich to get to the final

>>77834329

Any manager who is living on success from the 90's has no place in the modern game.

>>77834322
So what? He's a much better player than Morata. Conte is the manager. He should know how to manage different personalities. Unless he's done something terrible, it's a bad decision to kick him out like that.

>>77834229
He just outspent everyone; he had Aguero, Tevez, Dzeko, Silva and Toure. City's only competitor was Fergie who was playing Anderson and Cleverely in midfield and Welbeck up front all season. Mancini was shown to be tactically inept over and over again. Man Utd had an end of season meltdown and even then, City made hard work of winning the title. He's coaching in Russia because no proper team will go near him. Because he's shit.

>>77834393
He's openly demanded to join China for the last two years and now he's complaining because he only wants to join Atletico. He's a typical South American.

>>77834230
And Chelsea won the CL in the same season that Mancini won the PL. Doesn't change the fact that Chelsea were completely irrelevant in the 11/12 title race, just as Milan were in Serie A when they last won the CL.

>>77834450
this just makes mancinis pl win more impressive

>>77834399
>he spent a lot
>tactically inept
This same shit applies to Pep so is he a shit manager too?

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>>77834393
>He's a much better player than Morata.

REEEEEEEEEE fucking normies

>>77834489
>Iis Pep a shit manager
yes

>>77834527
So who do you actually rate as a manager then?

Fucking normies.

>>77834506
Lol Costa is about twice the player Morata is. It's not even close. It's not looking good for Chelsea. Losing Lukaku to manure will really hurt them.

>>77834539
Mick McCarthy

>>77834489
He certainly plays shit football spending so much money.

>>77834479
No it doesn't. Chelsea were shit and a total non entity in the premier league, finishing 6th. Just like Milan did.

>>77834489
Guardiola wasn't tactically inept at Barca though. Guardiola might need great players to play nice football, but he at least has a blueprint of how he wants to play. He's a double CL winner. He doesn't just play a 442 and hope for the best, and then fight players on the Monday if they don't win, like Mancini used to. Mancini has never even contested a CL semifinal, and never will.

>>77834539
See the problem here is the same problem with the Balloon Door. You seem to have it in your head that, because Messi can score 80 goals in a season against some deckchair leasers, then he can do it at Stoke on a cold and rainy night no less.
Pep looks great in La Liga, managing one of the only two teams capable of winning the league. True, he also looks great in the Bundesliga when he's managing the only team capable of winning the league.
He's been exposed and you're false equivalency isn't going to change that.

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>>77834539

>>77834685
>eplel watchers actually believe this

>>77834757
He's shitposting m8 I thought that was pretty obvious

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>>77834539

>>77832684
>>77832726
I just got back home. First of the season was amazing and gave me hope but after last year we shouldn't be suprised. Still feels bad but at least some are still here.