What does watching the Portuguese Primeira Liga feel like?

bag of salty milk and coins

bowls of eggs and tears

Like sex with a cute girl
I wouldn't know.

>>77825042
Os Belenenses

Despair and self loathing.

Like Bundesliga without Bayern

>>77825042
Nobody will ever know

>>77826622
but that would be really good

>>77827002
well...

>>77825042
I'll never know how to answer that question

>>77827064
I see what you're saying
without bayern in there as an object of hate and as a marker for ambitious clubs to try to meet, the league would get dull and not be worth watching
maybe you're right

Like penetrating that virgin tight pussy for the first time

Like standing in the ocean as the waves blow and getting a load of cold foam right on your face

Like drinking pure whsiky for the first time

Like passing your last exam at college

Like eating a little french girl

Like getting your first car and go straight on a ride to the beach

Like feeling God sliding down your throat as you take the Communion

Like returning to your warm home after spending the afternoon in the middle of the snow

Like coming back home to your woman after the war ends

Like getting your first paycheck

Like watching the sunset at the sea with your wife and a black Super Bock on your hand

Like having your newborn child in your arms

Like Madjer felt after scoring that goal against Bayern Munich

This is what Portuguese League feels like. This is what Heaven feels like.

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>>77827148
WATCH IT!

>>77830327

You never answered me Portugalbro. Will you stop buying Mexican players? If you do, I will watch your league.

>>77827234
>Like penetrating that virgin tight pussy for the first time
sex with virgins is shit tier due to no experience
>Like standing in the ocean as the waves blow and getting a load of cold foam right on your face
I'd rather have that aboard my own ship
>Like drinking pure whsiky for the first time
it tastes gross until you come to appreciate it
>Like passing your last exam at college
that was actually easy as fuck and a non issue
>Like eating a little french girl
not a canibal m8
>Like getting your first car and go straight on a ride to the beach
hardly worth it when the next beach is 6 hours away
>Like feeling God sliding down your throat as you take the Communion
>god
>Like returning to your warm home after spending the afternoon in the middle of the snow
snow is top comfy tier
>Like coming back home to your woman after the war ends
she cucked you anyway alberto
>Like getting your first paycheck
that was measly
>Like watching the sunset at the sea with your wife and a black Super Bock on your hand
why would I have my wife on my hand?
>Like having your newborn child in your arms
full of grease and shit
>Like Madjer felt after scoring that goal against Bayern Munich
literally who
>This is what Portuguese League feels like. This is what Heaven feels like.
sure thing

>>77830399
We haven't buy mexicans in a while

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>>77830408

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goodnight portugoal

>>77825042
It's not a great league by any means,

Only the top 3 usually play ((((good)))) football, the rest of the teams are not very competetive,

Also, there are way too many refballs....