UNITED - LESTER MATCH THREAD

Subs

United: Romero, Darmian, Smalling, Herrera, Fellaini, Lingard, Rashford.

Leicester: Hamer, Chilwell, Amartey, King, Gray, Iheanacho, Slimani.

>de gay

>>77824281
>Martial has finally been freed

City centre's packed. Who thought it would be a good idea to have a United match on the same day as Pride?

>>77824425
#FreeIheanacho

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>de salaria

>>77824437
Who thought it would be a good idea to have a Pride event at all

inb4 Martial plays like shit and spends the next 4 months with the reserves.

>the absolute state of these 15:00 kick offs

>>77824553
That's Mou's plan for players people begs him to play
They play badly once and he drops them forever

>Maguire being the now obligatory "Leicester summer signing that manages to break through to the first team"
Watch him be dropped with Huth returns from injury because Snakespeare is a hack.

>the city of Palace, West Ham and Bournmeme

Relegation teams already settled after 3 games

>>77824631
Gonna be Palace, Brighton and West Ham unless Big Sam comes out of his Holiday to save one

>>77824448
how do you make it like that again instead of this street sign shit

>>77824546
It's weird seeing someone carrying a rainbow flag, and someone in a Burka within 5 metres of each other. Seems kind of hypocritical.

>that lesterlad feel

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Hoping /ourguy/ does a fine job today.

>>77824618
strange comment!

>>77824660
Big Sam must get an annual erection in January when the phone calls start coming in.

>>77824665
Settings>Quotes & Replying>Legacy Captcha

>>77824582
>actually paying attention to that shit
We need more interesting teams in the PL.

When is Jake Humphreys going to fuck off? I hope he gets 20 years for some crime.

>>77824707
He's been one of favorite United players since he joined in 09. Thanks based Ecuador.

>>77824281
Neither "Manchester" or "Leicester" in the title. Shit OP.

>>77824796
imagine being trapped in a room with him and dan walker

>>77824853
>CTRL + F [Leicester]
First thing that apears you spastic

Haha BT top banter haha, I love watching the build up with "Jake and the boys" haha. Robbie Savage is such a #toplad with great BANTER haha.

Just realised that people from Manchester are called "mancs" because pf MANChester

>>77824947
Doesn't make any sense

>>77824618
morgan is a liability

--------Maguire----Huth----Fuchs
Albrighton----Ndidi----------------Chilwell
---------------------------James
-----Mahrez-----------------Gray
----------------------Vardy

>>77824419
Austria ALWAYS delivers

>>77825088
hmmm yes fuchs in a back three is a very good idea

>>77824985
Well you can't call them Manches

Feel like United's left side might struggle, even if it's only against Mahrez

>>77825112
explain the holocaust then

>>77825088
Is that you Claudio?

Pundits preemptively analysing Leicesters bus-parking

Sky channel 121, Barcelona Alaves is on 'free' to air sky right now if anyones interested

>>77825197
>free
Oh how the mighty have fallen

Also feel a bit sorry for Herrera who had a really good season last season

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>h-hey guys, I'm a top manager, and to prove it I will only manage top teams who have unlimited money and buying power

wow, thats fucking exciting

Both teams to score @ evens is the lock of the century of the week

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>>77825183
>le decide to play 3-5-2 an hour before kick off man

>>77825197
Say that to my face see what happens

>>77825186
i dunno he got a Morgan-Vardy stiker partnership prediction going on

>>77825197
Call me when Farca losing

>>77825216
He'll play against bigger teams

UP THE IMPS

>>77825123
>>77825183
was fantastic against atletico there

>>77825216
he should have a place when they play a midfield 3, probably in the big games

Can I get a stream pls

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who can stop us?

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>>77825216
Herrera is a cunt

>>77825324
Love him for it

>>77825306
Immigration control.

>>77825324
Good. That means he's doing his job

>that late City win
>Vardy in good form

Feels like one of *those* weekends. Bit nervous tbqh.

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>>77825340
le mao

>>77825281
leicester did not play a back 3 against atletico

Everyone who lives outside of the Manchester city limits is rooting for Leicester to win, right?!

>>77824707
Last season he was probably the best RB in the league to be fair.

>pikel

THIS IS THE OOOOONE

>>77825361
;)

listening to de boer on ssn and fuck me he's a mong

>I told the players before the game that the team that makes fewer mistakes will probably win and I was absolutely right

>>77825361
why would United's entire fanbase root for Leicester tho?

>Lindelof

Mou has to break their spirits so he can remake them.

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>>77825388
Incredible input there, a true master mind

>>77825360
1-0 down at ht at home, subbed in chilwell and switched to 3atb

were great

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Reminder to add filters
>boxing
>mcgregor
>mayweather
>stream
>fight

some amount of retard spam

>Michael Oliver
Show's over, lads. ABUs win this time

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>McGregor vs Mayweather Inferiorbowl incoming
>/sp/ will be filled with crossboarders
Fuck this shit will be insufferable tonight.

>pookakau

heh

it looks as though pogba has "EQUAL" shaved into the back of his hair

>this camera

What the fuck's going on.

Watching bundesliga is so boring compared to PL

>Michael Oliver

It's already over, this ref is a massive ABU

>>77825445
in how many bongs?

Any other /lifelongs/ remaining?

>>77825445
>not going out

>>77825472
They're all huddersfield fans now

>>77825472
/lifelong/ lie-chester fan here

Someone tell the BT cunt with the camera where the zoom button is.

>>77824281
Why do brits pronounce "Leicester" as "looster"?

>>77825472
How do you pronounce Leicester?

It's the sense of entitlement United customers have that really rustles my johnsons

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>>77825478
>Go out
Literally where? I don't even know which bars will be playing it because I don't drink.

>Customers shook when finally facing a semi-good team so they already start blaming the referee before the game has even started
never change

if it is pronounced as "Lester", why does it have a C?

Can someone tell me what "Lukaku" means in Belgian?

>>77825487
Its pronounced Lay-chester you fucking plastic american customer.
t. Lifelong

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>>77825498
>>77825499
Woah

>>77825504

do you ever stop complaining?

>>77825524
to confuse americans

>>77825525

Black bull

>>77825529
Go away Norway. No bully

>>77825543
Gloucester is an even bigger abomination.
>>77825542
No.

>5 minutes
>no goal
I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me

>>77825504
I don't know, any bar. I was assuming you didn't want to watch it.
>I don't drink.
...oh.

>>77825528
its lay-ches-tuh
dont say the R mate

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>Anyone in this thread
>we
>our
>us

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>>77825549
What?

who /cheeky tenner on mcgroober/ here?

>>77825567
Shoo shoo. Back to /bundles/ you go

>>77825430
oh right yeah i remember now

he's been fucking shit every other time he's played there though

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>>23

>>77825579
>>77825583
Flags with Nordic crosses get out reeee

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>all these black players playing for United

Now that's a club I can get behind. All these African kings!

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who /RedLeicester/?

>>77825598
58 was not enough

Why is there a giant hole in the stand now?

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>tfw no premier league football until 9 sept because of the international break

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;)

Why does the pitch seem so big

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>Longball United
It's like Van Gaal never left.

>>77825610
You're mum is watching the game?

There's nothing more lower league than "youre shit ahhh" at goal kicks

Will BBC United go undefeated this season?

>>77825618

Because the theater of dreams is our paradise

>>77825639
Oooooooooooo Puto!!!!

>>77825643
After today. Lester have got this.

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>>77825602
But why though

>leaving Maguire free at the back post

What the fuck are you doing.

literally wasnt a foul. this abu ref its the same every game with him

>>77825617
>thursday night Neymar

>Lingard is in the England team

Why doesn't mou iron his shirts?

He looms like a hobo.

>>77825639
What's Iraq like?

manure have too many dumb niggers to be a good team

>>77825585
'no'. Haven't posted there since more than 2 years ago.

>>77825617
>that picture
errytime

>>77825639
Seriously the worst fucking chant

>>77825664
All that hotel living

>>77825663

Lingard is literally the English messi

>>77825671
Hot and sandy

>valencia

>>77825674
but they've won 2 games la

>>77825664
I'm pretty sure Mou only has one shirt.

the absolute state of customer

need leicester to score soon

that would make the game so interesting.. utd at home needing to attack

>>77825679
worse than "yanited" repeated ad nauseam?

>>77825639
Absolute lower league behaviour, its embarrassing

>>77825716
And it wins

Who /liverpool/ here?

>>77825663
Southgate and Mou really like Lingdab for some reason

>>77825737
yes mate

>>77825737
>>96

>>77825737
no mate

Man utd are basically the football equivalent of what Stalin tried to do with his monkey army. very well drilled primates who in situations under panic have no idea what to do

>>77825737
*raises paw*

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>wtf we had the most possession! We won spiritually

>>77825742

Mou has dropped him now but Southshit still calls him up.

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>>77825737

>>77825775
Except win. Does this hurt you?

>>77825725
Mourinho said last week he wants to see how his team reacts being a goal down

>>77825742
Well he is black so that explains why they like him.

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>this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkiKcazMsTY

hahaa edgy racism am I cool lads

I can unironically see lesta pulling this one home

BOLT

>>77825775
Shit observation. Try again.

>>77825813
nigger xd

>>77825802
i dont understand what you are trying to say cucknada

>>77825737
yee

>>77825813
Totally niggerdly man! Too the most!

Pogba needs to wake the fuck up.

>>77825811
top keky at that pic

mata a cute

USAIN BOLT SPOTTED AT THE GAME

United really lack a good crosser, which is a shame for them considering their height

>>77825685
What hotel doesn't have an iron? or an in house dry cleaning service.

Matic getting exposed

>Pogbad

>>77825828
wtf say no 2 racism #kickitout

>>77825813
>maybe if I defend blacks on the internet they wont stab me or throw acid in my face!

another patron of /r/soccer who has gotten lost

>>77825833
Maybe I should make this easier 4 y0u.

>>77824281
Can someone explain to me what the point of Paul Pogba is? Every single time I see him without exception he looks shit. Can't pass, can't tackle, can't dribble, can't shoot. How is this a £100m player? How does everyone think he's so good? Is it because he dabs? I've never been so baffled by a football player in my life.

>the steaming pile of garbage that is jamie vardy

Imagine being lucky enough to have a bull like Lukaku

>poodab

>pogba

Mata onside there, but the ABUs won't remember that when they make their collages of decisions that go Utd's way

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>Mata
CUSTOMERS BTFO

wew

and that's a bad miss

Was Mata offside?

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>>77825770
>>77825793
I just started supporting them since I'm new to the PL. I hope I didn't make a bad choice :(

REFBALL

Good call, Mata was miles off

Dat mata's neckbeard
Disgusting

>wogba
>90million pounds

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>>77825883
stay salty

>Come here to talk about football
>It's full of shabbos goys crying that sooties might be getting their feelings hurt on the internet

>>77825876

I'll never be that lucky. My wife's son loves him

Fuck Martial is good

>can see his foot behind the defender
>"He's not off only his hand his off"
Hargreaves is such a homer

>>77825893
Are you trying to force a meme with this shit

>>77825892
No.

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>90Gorillion for a dabbing Demba Ba

>Michael Oliver
>Refballing United out of a win

Oh boy, who saw that coming?

>Poodab

>>77825892

i have nossing to say

>Pogba
Jesus I know he was sliding but that was a slice and a half

>>77825813
There is absolutely nothing racist about not liking blacks

goat kaspa

wasn't offside

CAN'T RECYCLE THE SCHMEICHEL

>>77825921
michael oliver isn't the linesman sweetie x

pogba looks like someone who should be picking cotton in the antebellum south

That save though

Kasper on fire today

Is there anyone worse at taking corners than Blind?

>>77825876
Mourinhos daughter had her christmas gift early.
>>77825883
He was offside though, not by much but still offside.

>LE DAB MAN
>LE DIFFERENT HAIR EVERY GAME MAN

Why do most teams turn to shit against utd?

I remember leshiter played much better against ArseANAL.

Seriously, look at that back 4. It's like they have epilepsy.

>Vardy

Damn, what a beautiful save.

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I wish ABU's would get the fuck out

>>77825892
Did the ref allow the goal? No
That means he was

>>77825947
You think Mourinho watches?

Oliver and his little ABU ref team can fuck off.

>it's a "Vardy tries to counterattack but has no support" episode

>>77825956
>le through-ball tap in man

>>77825944
almost gave mata a goal though by not saving lukaku's shot wide

Kasper pls you are disgracing your father with these saves.

joe hart >>> kasper schmeichel

t. manchester shitty

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>Customer blame ABU all game when things didn't get their way

BASED SCHMEICHEL

what happened to hoof?

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>Schmeichel
Is he, dare I say it, Kahn reborn?

Would have a hearty chuckle if someone michael brown'd lukaku

>>77825951

You weren't watching last season were you? At least half of the league put their best performances of the season in against United.

>>77825988
Injured

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>ABUs

>>77825988
ankle problem

>>77825951
Arsenal are simply not as good as United

>>77825983

Joe Hart is fucking shit

gotta say , watching man U play this seaons has been a pleasure so far

>>77825395

That doesn't make sense, Manchester United represent the City of Manchester. Why would anyone else 'support' them?

why do they let michael oliver do united matches,its always the same fucking shit.

>>77825970
If he is allowed then absolutely. Maybe they are nice enough to film it for him if they don't allow him to watch it live. I wonder how well the pogba-lukaku duo works in that regard.

Is Man U playing bad? Or is Leicester playing well? I can't tell

JAP

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>it's another "mediocre goalkeeper has the game of his life" episode

dumb jap

Who is this Matty James lad?

>mfw customers actually think Manure will win the title because they beat Wet Spam 4-0

Nice effort

Gonna pop down to boots lads, need anything?

>>77826067
some chips and a coke zero m8

Pogba cucked by the ball yet again

>>77826061
swansea too la

>>77826001
>other teams seem better when playing against us

Ever stop to think that maybe that means your team isn't as good as you think?

>>77826021
He holds her hand while she gets her birthday present

Did you guys see that ad banner?
>manutd.jp

wtf why do japs of all people care about an english league?

>>77826051
That de Gea save really wasn't anything special.

>>77826067
Huh?

>>77826061
Even Newcastle beat them.

>>77826025

Man U is playing good. Lester is plain damn lucky

>playing Martial at LB

>>77825983

>Joe Hart has conceded 10 goals in 3 games so far this season

>>77826067
Lana Rhoades gf

>>77825951
Because

1. Arsenal played with 2 LB's and a U21 CB in their defence against Lestah
2. Arsenal had played a match recently and had injuries (and bans)
3. United have one of the best defences (in terms of goals conceded) in the league

>>77826025
United is playing well. Leicester average.

>>77826051
Does he have a boner?

>commentator saying schmeichel saved it with his wrong hand
>its actually the correct hand
why are commentators such unknowledgable shits

>>77826067
seltzer, big pretzels

>>77826067
Cod liver oil m9

>lines across the pitch now
>now

>>77826067
Better pick up a crate of Prep H for the buttmad customers desu senpai literally baka.

>>77826102
and will play every minute in the world cup

>>77826051
De Gea hasn't done much though

>>77826083
Kagawa played for them

>>77826083
Okazaki is one of their best players

apologise to the linesman immediately

Lingaard looks like he's aged 10 yeas what the fuck

>>77826107
His hand is offside

>>77826080
That is some dedication. They sure were expensive but I am sure the expression on her daughters face makes it all worth it.

>>77826061
They will go undefeated la. Mou 2nd season la.

>>77826090
>>77826122
did i say you could reply to my post?

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lingard looks old

How old is Scmeichel? He wasn't young when he played for Man U

>>77826136
anyone got that side on view of rashfords weird shaped head

lingard unironically looks like a 50 year old

damn why are these nigs so freakin ugly lol

>>77826107
left leg is clearly off

>>77826107
Offside just like the Arsenal one.

>>77826133
I get triggered by the fat clipping over the black dudes head. Fix. It.

>>77826136
He looks like a cartoon

>>77826145
So does the guy on the right

>>77826121

>Tfw he conceded from 60% of shots on target at the last WC

Lindegaard >>> de gaya

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Lingard looks like an old man

how many negros will score for manure this time?

Liverpool will booty blast both these teams

Hahahahaa

>poogba

>you now remember riyad mahrez

>>77826136
A pretty good impression of Mourinho

Waheeeeey

>>77826145
he looks 40

>>77826107
Left leg offside :^)

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>>77826157

>poobag
lmao

>>77826146
30

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when dabbing is no meme anymore

>>77826138
and also the entire right side of his body

>Lingard
>Rashford
another generation of talented english lads
*flushes toilet*

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MANCHESTER UNITED IS THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD.

THE ONLY TEAM THAT EVEN COMES CLOSE IS REAL MADRID.


RIP BARCELONA

SEETHING ABUs GTFO

>poorbga

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>DHL lurking

>>77826172
So does Rashy

Black genetics

>>77826107
Offside, but these graphics are almost always misleading and it is even in this case. The line is always drawn at the defender's feet, but it's the furthest back bodypart except for the arms that determins the offside position. In this case, the ass

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>pogba

>Blind
>sees

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>Poogba
>600million for a wide shot

Pogba's hair has more forms than Freeza

>>77826189
>when Lukaku stole your best mate

>>77826191
""""english"""""

>>77826189
Tbh this looks like PES/FIFA model

>p o o g b a

>poobag

>4 shots (0 on target)

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*shoots*

Rashford arguably had his moments, but Lineguard is literally Januzaj tier.

>>77826191
>poortugal getting lucky in the worst tournament since records began and then thinking they can chat shit
lmao

>it's 'dabbing Sissoko tries a dozen of long-range blooters and misses worse than Coutinho in 2015' episode

When will he realise that he's shit at long shots?

>poobag

>>77826214
You're one to talk

>100M for the black Matty James

wogba AGAIN

>hogba

Pogba stop hoofing your shots

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>Takes your shot for you

>Poobag

>keeps finding those oppurtunities
because he can't fucking get close so lester are letting him

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*dabs*

What's your favorite linkin park song?

>>77826136
They both look as if they just smelled an especially rancid fart.

>>77826214
t. Kylian Ousmane Paul Umtiti

>>77826133
big if real