/bundes/

tfw my shares have gone up

>>77822630
>>77822617
extra chromosome*

>>77822710
>Bester Verein der Bundesliga

But HSV already played yesterday

>>77822686
he's trash so he fits in good with Buyern

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good thread, duterte

shit thread

>biased OP
ugh

>>77822761
*fits in well

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>>77822763
thx :3

>>77822773
rude

more slags this way

shit thread

where's duerte's killer squad when you need it?

>>77822778
customer mad

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kein wunder dass die kamera einstellungen KOMPLETTER müll sind

>>77822811
>>77822710

how is bremen-bayern still 0-0?

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>>77822778
>namefag OP
Well OP is a faggot, news at 10. Anyway, hello /bundes/.

>>77822838
bayern=shit

>>77822838
Bremen is surprisingly bad today, but I still believe that they can win this.

>>77822820
>t. mad puppeteer

stand name

>>77822825
>the woman managed to get her PC to restart during the broadcast

>>77822838
buyern is trash. it's so good to see

>>77822825
>*wears that '''''shirt''''' to show off back tat*

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>>77822867
>Do you want to restart now?
>Restart in 15 minutes.

>>77822838
Bremen are playing Delaney, Maxi Eggestein and Gondorf across the middle, no wonder that [current year] Bayern can't go through

Does anyone have an acestream for the buyern game?

>>77822872
at least its easier to spot the degenerates this way

what's your halftime snack?
Mine's two cookies and a drink called Yakult, I don't know if it's popular outside dutertestan but it's basically a mildly sour liquid that's reminiscent of yogurt mixed in water.

It's not nearly as disgusting as it sounds, maybe it was because I grew up drinking it, either way everyone's parents bought into the whole "life saving wonder bacteria contained within the drink" meme so every kid here drank shittons of it.

>>77822897
it's buyern

remember when people rated Nagelsmann?

I feel like Pulisic and the triumphant return of Punished Götze can make Dortmund win the league this year, Bayern seem pretty lacklustre.

>>77822913
so are some of the slags on the threads

>>77822919
its fucking delicious, especially with dönerr kebab

>>77822919
I remember that we had Yakult ads on TV when I was young. Don't know if this meme is still popular.

>>77822919
Yakult used to have some hype around here as well, but it never caught on

Might as well drink buttermilk

KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC KRAMARIC

>>77822927
maybe but then you remember that at some point Dortmund has to rely on players like Schürrle, Sahin, Schmelzer, Piszczek etc.

>>77822955
Calm down Almöhi

fucking Lelverkusen

>>77822921
APOLOGIZE

>>77822919
Breakfast time here
Bundes goes well with coffee and quesadillas, top comfy saturday morning.

BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI BELLARABI

Leverkusen will finish in the top 4 this season.

>>77823000
APOLOGIZE

>>77822940
there's a kebab stall near my house, never thought of trying the two together, will do sometime, thanks ikibey

>>77823000
well well well

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>>77823031
sorry. shouldve known

lmao buyern cucked out of a penulty

how finished are tehy?

>>77823074
>Buyern can't even buy the refs anymore

HSV will win it all, they won't give up first place now

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>tfw still have a boner from that Tittymonster the french anon posted last thread

>>77823074
after spending everything on granaten they have no more monnies to pay the refs

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>Anon, is this the buyern you keep getting all scared about?

>>77823006
sounds nice! have a great saturday

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Stop kicking brother Bilal

FUGG GUISE! I'm gonna need sauce on that >>77797419

this has to be one of the prettiest girls I've ever saw on the internet.

matchday 2 and I still don't know which team to bandwagon.

GOODSTUBER
GOODSTUBER
GOODSTUBER
GOODSTUBER
GOODSTUBER
GOODSTUBER
GOODSTUBER

>>77823129
It's Denmark, she posts here

based Goodstuber

>>77823129
that's the OP, dummie

>>77823129
damn goofed up the link. here it is >>77822800

please please please

>>77823129
dumbass

>>77823074
we are living in blessed times. The death of Buyern is hilarious

>>77823166
disgusting

>you now remember Dennis Aogo

>implying (((they))) aren't using VAR to hand buyern the trophy on the last match day in a desperate attempt to make the league seem interesting while maintaining the status quo

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>>77823203
>Kalles face when

What's with these shit bundes threads lately

>>77823203
as long as we can get an interesting title race I'm okay with that

>>77823275
>I don't rate Duterte's anime girls

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>>77823302
n-nani

>Vidal chimping out again
Bayern getting frustrated here

>an argie is the captain of a german team
fuckin blacked my dudes heh

>>77823318
it's buyern

>>77823318
Ribery next

Draxler to Bayern desperation deal incoming?

>>77823334
I thought Argentinians were white?

Any news on the Dybala to Dortmund situation?

This is /bundes/ right?

>>77823418
LOL

alfreð is just way too good for these shitters

>>77823418
unfortunately it looks like schalke will beat us to them

>brother bilel

UUUUUUUUTH

UUUUUUUUTH

UUUUUUUUTH

UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH UTH

>neverkusen

>>77823418
You mean Dolberg

ugh

>alwayslosen

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WHY CAN'T LEVERKUSEN KEEP THEIR FUCKING LEAD AND EXPOSE NAGELSMANN EVEN FURTHER REEEEEEEEEEEE

>cant even win against shitty bundesclubs anymore

imagine how hard PSG will rape them in the cl

>>77823500
I hope they dont fall for Eredevise memes

>>77823500
see >>77823425

LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY LEWY

FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB FCB

>"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
this is a sky commentator.

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I was about to say Sane was doing well and Thiago was being pretty darn cucked.

>>77823543
pretty based desu

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFBALL

>Peemen

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VAR!

>goal by Lewa
ugh

offside

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It's another buyern wins the season episode.

I just wish the strikers wouldn't cock up so much. Sane and Pavlenka have unironically been fantastic all game.

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God fucking damn it someone stop them, someone fucking stop them

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>>77823508
>having hope on loserkusen
You only have yourself to blame m8.

>it's a "underdog collapses after conceding and concedes 3 more" episode

Holy Fuck Mullel

LEWA
E
W
A

>>77823610
It's a lot better than sitting back and getting raped 9-0 like HSV. Other clubs should be taking lessons from Werder

>>77823576
read the rules please

LEWANGOATSKI

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Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg! Nutmeg!

Why didn't var called the offside? What's the point if you're not gonna call obvious offside goals?

>the absolute state of die Stadtmusikanten

Lewa doing the cheeky double nutmeg

>>77823652
>>77823643

>>77823655
lel

Double nutmeg. That's easily worth 3 goals.

wtf was that sound

>>77823643
he was closer to the goal than the ball if thats where yuore going, offside and refball

>Buyernwinslol refballing to win /bundes/ yet another season

Oh boy, here we go again

yummy tears

>>77823669
No, there was no backpass adolf

literally not a penalty

ELFMETER!!

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>>77823655
>Stadtmusikanten

kek where did you pick that up

>>77823694
>"oh no there was refball for bayern in BAYERNWINSLOL the league"
You and me already know how the season is going to end, just enjoy the rest of the matches. The journey more than the destination like always I guess.

stop moaning you idiot, that's a clear penalty

der gefoulte schießt nicht du hurensohn

videoschiri is fucking shit, friends.

wtf is this shit.
everything takes like 2 minutes even thou every person aynwhere can see what happened within seconds.

just another excuse for refs to be mongoloids

>buttguard

>>77823694
sure, because you have the same angles and perspectives as the var, right?

>Terrodde
2nd /bundes/ shitter that can't do it in the first division

>the adolf hitler stadium of stutgart

>>77823727
stay buttmad mudblood

>>77823761
>some new technology should not be implemented because it takes some time now that people are still unfamiliar with it
"Fehlentscheidungen gehören zum Sport dazu!" t. you

>>77823752
Bremen

>>77823812
>"Fehlentscheidungen gehören zum Sport dazu!"

I automatically think people who believe this have down syndrome. Do they seriously believe that's a valid argument?

>>77823812
lets have players drive on razorblade scooters next season every other week when they play away games in chinese arenas. it will take some time to get used to ofc but in the end it has to be right thing r-right?

faggot, this "new technology" is tailored for an honest sport with honest players. we dont have either.
goalies acting as if they didnt just blatanlty went for a strikers legs (adler like 4 mins ago) and buyern strikers improving their diving technique is what you want to put down to people being "unfamiliar" with it?

delete yourself please

DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP

>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach>M'Gladbach

such a deserved equalizer

bmg stopped trying to attack 40mins ago

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That fucking cross!

>>77823812
>"Fehlentscheidungen gehören zum Sport dazu!"

agreed. it's literally a stammtisch argument

based FUGGERSTÄDTER

>KACKBACH

>>77823899
They are the same people that bitched about goal posts being changed from wood to aluminium in the 80s. They want to bitch for bitching's sake, thus making themselves more important in front of their fat drunk friends.

I mean, just look at this clusterfuck of an argument: >>77823914

>Gladmong

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you JUST know

>Fuggerstädter
>Stadtmusikanten

Quite impressed by foreign Bundesliga fans desu.

>>77823950
>i have no idea what the argument is about
>guess i will just say some random stuff to feel important
>"you dont even make sense!"

>>77823972
>Austrians
>foreigners

>>77823981
You keep going.

Wolfsburg is really really horrible

based Eyecastle desu

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>>77823914

Rudy looks like such a nerd.

>>77824012
always been a bad team desu

Time to shave my balls

>>77823914
>lets have players drive on razorblade scooters next season every other week when they play away games in chinese arenas. it will take some time to get used to ofc but in the end it has to be right thing r-right?

How is VAR, a system that's used succesfully in other sports, in any way comparable to something completely fucking random and retarded like this?

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>>77823987
>i still dont understand anything thats being said
>"haha look at how mad he is"

>>77824056
You still don't really make a point. But don't worry, I am sure Steffe and Jens will be impressed by your insight.

>>77823914
>faggot, this "new technology" is tailored for an honest sport with honest players. we dont have either.
>goalies acting as if they didnt just blatanlty went for a strikers legs (adler like 4 mins ago) and buyern strikers improving their diving technique is what you want to put down to people being "unfamiliar" with it?

Which is exactly why the technology was implemented you half aborted penile orangutan tumor. Video refereeing helps (note: HELPS) determine if diving actually occurred cause then you can see the game from different angles. And it'll help look for fouls the ref may have otherwise missed.

>>77824037
>not remembering 2009 under Magath
>not remembering Grafite & Dzeko

feels like the level of the league just keeps going down every year

>>77824090
not really

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>>77823203
We would never do that. That's just mean and unsportsmanlike.

>>77824087
that lasted for one and a half seasons or so
enough to discount it as luck

>>77824090
dont worry, schalke will save the bundes this year

fucking poop ruined bayern forever, you can't watch this shit, bayern is the epitome of a boring football right now

>>77824128
lewandowski ruined bayern (+ müller)

one man teams are just cancerous

>>77824090
world's ending tomorrow lad

>>77824145
Agreed on Lewandowski. I was hoping we would sell him this summer, but obviously too late now.

>>77824119
Good cat

>selling your best attacker

>>77824086
not that anon.
really doesn't show that. so far few things work out (no "calibration" of offside lines etc) and theres been a hand full of dives and no calls alike. youre just coming up with random stuff really.

whats up with all those sky cunts wearing the same fucking shirt

>>77824145
>one man team
>players rarely pass to him
kek

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Next Episode

Can Dortmund win without Tuchel and Dembele against a team which is not total dogshit like Golfsburg?

How many hat-tricks will pulisic have?

>>77824171
>selling the only player thats still somehow able to shoot a goal if the opponent decided to park the bus

Dortmund XI vs Hertha: Bürki, Piszczek, Sokratis, Bartra, Zagadou, Sahin, Castro, Philipp, Götze, Pulisic, Aubameyang.

Hertha XI vs Dortmund: Jarstein, Weiser, Langkamp, Rekik, Plattenhardt, Skjelbred, Stark, Leckie, Darida, Kalou, Ibisevic

>>77824264
badstubers popularity is so forced
he has no likeable qualities at all

>>77824234
VW is better than hertha tho

>>77824278
Well we obviously would have bought someone (Dolberg) to replace him

>>77824313
It's all about showing compassion with a millionaire cripple so he doesn't do an Enke.

why is there a guy with sunglasses in the studio?

>>77824313
this

>>77824234
BVB will destroy Hertha.

>>77824343
Blind guy fighting ableism.

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>>77824322
>Golfsburg
>8th 2016
>16th 2017

>better than the team which was 6th last year and 7th 2016

Golfsburg is an overrated pile of garbage with players which do not deserve their money

>>77822710
Is this the Pokemon gym leader from gen 5? She kinda looks like Camilla from Fire Emblem now that I think about it.

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How many goals will Christian Pulisic score today?

Who finishes 3rd behind Buyern and Dortmund this season?

>>77824393
how many hours in paint?

>>77824438
Bayern will be 3rd

>>77824393
>Shittgart

>>77824446
10 minutes

>>77824424
1 goal
1 assist

>>77824438
1. BVB
2. FCB
3. RBL

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>>77824438
unironically Schalke

>>77824424
one half

>still rating consumers
lamo

>>77824393

>*MMMMBBAAAAPPPPPEEEEÉ*

How many times does PulisGOD dab today?

>Golfsburg is good
>Schalke is good
>Neverkusen is good

Those are the worst memes.
Do people even watch Bundesliga or are they just looking at ancient 200X position rankings and think ''Those teams are probably still good 10 years later!''

>>77823927
>Austrian customer
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>77824506
Hes Austrian, theres alot wrong with them.

>>77824438
Bayern
Dortmund
Leverkusen
>Schalke
..
..
..
Freiburg
Mainz
Augsburg

1. customers
2. shareholders
3. schalke
4.pharmacists

consumers won't even be top 5

>>77824534
>this flag
wut

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>Hertha has been playing for the international rankings consistently for three years

>>77824575
Schalke are alcoholics.

>>77824575
>4.pharmacists
LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
if you mean the pills, they will finish worse than last year

>>77824621
Means fuck all when half the league gets spots in international meme cups

>>77824554
No. 4th place will be a fix CL spot. >schalke has to end on the 5th to go in full >schalke-mode.

this year's surprise team will be HIV

>>77824680
are these the >schalke gamers?

>>77824681
The difference is that Hertha participate in the war every year while memes like Golfsburg who have one good year and after that nearly get relegated again and again

>>77824680
what went wrong?

>>77824723
Hertha is shit dude, literally Frankfurt tier.

>>77824438
1 HSV
2 Bayern
3 RB
4 BVB

>Renato Sanches fehlt im Kader des FC Bayern München beim Bundesliga-Spiel in Bremen. „Er hat den Trainer darum gebeten und ist heute nicht dabei“, sagte Sportdirektor Hasan Salihamidzic am Samstag im TV-Sender „Sky“. Sanches habe „natürlich ein paar Angebote, aber ich kann noch keinen Vollzug melden“, berichtete Salihamidzic.

>>77824680
>They get paid for playing some shitty f2p korean garbage
life is unfair

>>77824722
>schalke lost their best player to RB btw

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>>77824746
>those two are completely the same

>>77824722
No, those are the Ultras GE capos.

>>77824787
he's probably addicted to energy drinks

>>77824795
thanks

>>77824788
>look at us being midtable trash

this year's absteiger: mainz, augsburg

>>77824762
I really think its best for him to leave. he doesnt get to play even if he performs decent and also doesnt really seem to feel at home there

>>77824762
>R-renato i-is not a massive flop, I swear

Hes so bad that noone wants to buy him, but they cant even silence the media that he wants to leave.

Hes going to transfer to some shit team just before the window ends for an "undisclosed fee", which will be like 25-30 million.

What a massive fucking flop.

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>>77824820
>this is midfield trash

>pic related is TOP CONTENDER FOR CHAMPIONSHIP BUYERN KILLER

>>77824847
he needs more match practice

>>77824856
>Hes so bad that noone wants to buy him, but they cant even silence the media that he wants to leave.

they want to loan him with a buy option

>>77824856
of course Sanches is a huge flop
every customer (including me) is very much willing to admit it

>>77824762
portuguese players, with the honorable exception of bernardo silva: not even once

>>77824821
Sylvesternächtler, Vizekusen and Bayern Gladbeck will go down.
Carnival's closed, good night gay pride, Rheinländer raus.

>>77824895
>who is guerreiro
buyern just can't scout for shit

>>77824895
semedo looks promising

>>77824861
never said that, Hertha is still crap and you're just embarrassing yourself.

>>77824883
>they want to loan him with a buy option

M8 he doesnt want to be there. Its Costa 2.0. Another "doesnt have the Bayern gene" situation. What good is it to loan him, when he doesnt want to play in Bayern/isnt good enough?

>>77824883
he can make side/back passes against a wall

>>77824534

No bullying, please.

>>77824944
shut up customer

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>>77824919
Trash but on BVB trash level

>Renato Sanches
at least buyern didn't sign him after the EC

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leave renato sanches to me

we'll give you 80 million, the rode+sanches midfield is gonna win the cl

>>77824944
>No bullying, please.
Do you know where you are m8? Apart from that one massive customer autist, youre alone here.

>>77824968
Honestly that was due to Ginter

>>77824998
>Apart from that one massive customer autist
that's him

you are the only autist here

>>77825014
No, he wears a German flag and doesnt (you) people. Hes my favorite fan. Hes obsessed with me, you would know him if he was posting now.

>>77824912
>>who is guerreiro
french

>>77825013
>making excuses

Can't wait for Hertha to win today with everyone going

>But DEMBELE
>But TUCHEL
>IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE /OUR/ YEAR

>Bauern Spiel beendet
>Drittweltasienreisezielgruppler verschwinden

Mhhh... macht dich wirklich nachdenklich

>>77825015
Speak of the devil. >>77825023

>austrians bandwagoning the most successful german teams.

tired of this shit tẞh

>>77824889
yeah because he doesnt get any trust from memelotti, who would just play robbery until they drop dead from senility right on the field.
imagine you got one chance to play for maybe 20 minutes every 5 games. if you'll make one mistake everyone will shit on you again and you'll be back to the bench even longer.
not really encouraging for the confidence of a young player

Aki's happy af

>>77825034
it's true though?

>>77825054
mad customer detected

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>tfw no gf (german)

>>77825065
>wingers being played are at fault for a midfielder not getting play time

Sanches has become shit. I used to defend him in 2016, but hes blown every chance hes gotten. Just deal with it, Bayern's scouting is a bad joke.

There are no less than 3 autismmans whomst doth refuseth to giveth thou (You)s
At least one is cool, at leat two are kc tier
t knower

i am the cool one

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>paying +140 million eurodollars for a player with around 30 million marketvalue

No surprise the spanish economy is dead with half the population being out of jobs

>>77825129
>bayerns scouting is shit
>meanwhile they sign amazing players like rudy and süle for little to no money

it's me and my personas

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>>77825175

>>77824912
this, actually
>>77825029
>french mother
>always played in france
>realizes he's not going to be called to the french NT
>"wait mon père é português"

>>77824918
let's hope so, i want him to succeed at barcelona

>>77825185
>>77825166
Both me

>>77825177
>meanwhile they sign amazing players like rudy and süle for little to no money

Its kind of hard to tell if youre joking or not.

Scouting talents from different leagues and buying the best players from a direct rival in the Bundesliga are different things kiddo.

>>77825177
Do you even need scouts for players you literally face in multiple games?

>>77825193
>amerifat

>>77825202
isn't Adrien Silva french, too?

btw is dortmund going to make a panic buy to replace dembele?
draxler, di maria, gonçalo guedes?

>>77825193
based

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Reminder that Dortmund will win by a landslide and customers will have an outsperg.

>>77825129
>Bayern's scouting is a bad joke.

yeah because their scouting and their coaching are going in two different directions.

>>77825177
the rudy and süle transfers were more of a luckshot desu. they got them >for free, so wurstl could make a schnäppchen like he always likes to do. also both of them only got some playtime because a lot of players were injured and proofed their quality from hoffenheim. now customers act like YEAH THAT WAS ALL ON PURPOSE

>>77825218
>>77825219
>shareholders seething because they couldn't recognize great players right in front of their eyes and instead buy trash like schürrle and rode.
wew lads

>>77825177
>>77825275
>this is how dumb customers actually are

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HELLO WHERE ARE THE GOALSCORERS

>>77825238
malcom fom bordeaux
they don't need him though

>>77825158
i only do that to bazil

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Damon I wish I could watch the Dortmund game but I have a Manchester United game to catch.

I'll watch the highlights. Let me know if Pulisic has a goal or Assist

>>77825275
Yeah, shareholders are such losers amirite?

Dont forget to add 40 million for the bonuses.

>>77825230
yes, but he came to portugal in 2000 and has been playing here since there. raphael was born and raised in france

it's so fucking cringeworthy to play other clubs hymns before the game

>>77825250
city autism incoming

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>>77825315
Schoki Milch

>>77825175
>market player pays price X for good
>pretend market value of said good is arbitrary price Y made up by TM Buyern customers

>>77825315
Would never see her face tßh

Whoah. Borussia's stadium looks so comfy.

>>77825384
her horrible haircolor really doesnt help either

>Hertha wins
>BVB go full panic mode and buy some garbage player with overrated marketvalue to calm the investor

>>77825416
because Borussia played away earlier

>>77825250
More rare Julias lad

>>77825416
trust me its not

besides the size for the massive amount of shareholders, the infrastructure is complete beullshit

>>77825662
b-but M-MUH GELBE WAND

>>77825662
Not enough Klatschpappen and seat cushions for you, gayboy?

>>77824499

3 times

AUBAMEYANG

*scores tap in*

OBAMA YANG!!!

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THANKS OBAMA!

>>77825799
To be fair he takes part in general play a lot more under Bosz.

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Thanks Obama.

Ausama bin Yangen will go for the double!

>>77825662

I'd like a second opinion

what a play by piar emeereck oobamayaang, he really kicked it into the goal, here is the replay brought to you by sony ericcson

imagine not rating Sahin

>>77825823
But he has always taken part in general play. Obama works a lot between his tap ins.

Shame that he'll be gone next season.

I thought he'd be gone this season.

>>77825836
well if my word counts anything, the buyern arena is very much comfy.

now compare a team of horrible divers and chimpers to echte liebe.

theres your answer

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THANKS OBAMA

If Peter-Emmerich Obermayer was called Paolo-Esebio Obadinho, he would be worth 400m

HEJA BVB

WE'RE GOING TO BE TOP OF THE LIGA

>Hertha BSE

so what will dortmund do with their transfer money?

>>77825955
Pulisic pay rise

>we're

>I rate sahin

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I miss the whore poster.

>>77825848
kek

i hate you guys

>götze already with a bright red head

Don't make him run! He's full of chocolate!

Pulisic is unironically good

>>77826206
Look at him. That boy has bosoms.

You fuckers better warm up to get ready to dab in 7 minutes when Pulisic scores.

>>77826206
full of kortison