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OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

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Just the four top flight fixtures today before the dreaded first international break of 2017/18.

>Crystal Palace v Swansea City
>Huddersfield Town v Southampton
>Newcastle United v West Ham United
>Watford v Brighton & Hove Albion

Lower leagues are welcome as always; /3pm/ does not discriminate!
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>de gay
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>poop
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>>77820663
>>77820674
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT HAPPENS IN EVERY THREAD AND IT JUST DOESN'T STOP BEING FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Who /Timbo/ here?
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What are people's predictions for Curzon Ashton v Blyth Spartans?
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guess I'll check out Huddersfield
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Who /mooysbooys/ here
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Mike Dean stealing the spotlight again
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>English refering
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It's our year lads
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>the delusion derby at st. james's park
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Who /Mooy/ here?
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>>77821400
reporting in
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>>77821400
M O O Y
O
O
Y
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>>77820627
>the state of these 3pm game
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lads

LADS

>Liverpool's year la.
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Absolutely loving pretending to not understand how added time works, in the City thread.
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>>77821400
MOOYS BOYS
O
O
Y
S

B
O
Y
S
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>>77821945
if you showed that to someone from 3 years ago they'd assume it was a championship fixture list, not a PL one
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Chicharito is starting to look like he's a Mexican.
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>>77821945
The SPL and the Championship are more interesting scorelines to follow anyway.
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>wasn't a foul at 96'
>taken 5m off the right spot with a rolling ball
>nothing happening
>blow for full time.. it's over
>nah 97' winner
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Some Limey cunt in the Citeh thread tried to tell me Mooy isnt the best player in the prem. Why are the english so fucking stupid lads?
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Final score is red button today since there's rugby league on
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>>77821974
Suuuurrreee
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>>77821041
blyth double chance
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When will Arsenal get that kind of """"added time""""?
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BASED mooy lads
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>>77822038
What more would you expect from a country where Tony "Hoof it forward lads" Pulis is manager of a top half side in the top league
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Mooy would have won that game 4-1 for Man City
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>best game is Newcastle vs West Ham
Disgusting
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What are we watching next la
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>>77822248
migrate to huddersfield thread
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>>77822245
>>77822248

SOCCER
A
T
U
R
D
A
Y
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>>77822248
Mooy vs Southampton
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anyone got soccer saturday stream
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Jesus, only in Rugby League could they fuck up Abide with Me at a Cup final. Amateur.
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>>77822298
mamahd.in/sky-sports-news-live-stream-1.html
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>>77822307
How the fuck do you even manage to get the wrong sport?

At least they didn't put KR on it.
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>tfw you root for Newcastle because you feel bad for Benitez
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all of these games are trash
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>>77822349

Aha, I guess the hawkers down south barely know where Hull is or what Rugby League is.
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>Palace
>Southampton
>West Ham
>Watford

rate my acca lads
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>>77822389
>betting against Mooy
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>>77822389
All games could go either way so I've gone with this
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championship bros is there a team you look forward to seeing lose (other than your local rivals) this season? who losing in the championship makes you happiest?

qpr, cardiff, hull, leeds, wolves, other?
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>>77822472
Fulham or QPR (up the bees)
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>>77822472
qpr, cardiff, leeds, bolton, villa

why hate hull or wolves?
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>narrich
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>>77821966

Is that how you spell 'Huddersfield' in your language?
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>>77822508
well I don't like hull because they beat us in the playoff final
other than them, derby, QPR, reading, cardiff
some of those I can't really describe why I don't like them
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can the fucking huddersfield fans stop fucking clapping. This is almost worse than vuvuzelas
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hi where are the goals
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murderball in newcastle
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WE DEM MOOYS BOYS
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>>77822687
championship
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What's premier about this league?
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>>77822004
no one noticed this. it wasn't even a FK
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>>77822661

*claps harder*
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>Britos
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Red for Watford
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glad I got Kiko Femenia in instead of Britos, but there goes Watford's chances of a clean sheet
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>>77822711
Everyone is scared to score a case they get sent off for celebrate.
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are norwich absolutely fucking shit?
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>>77822711
the biggest team in this graphic last won a trophy 62 years ago
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>3 reds in 20games

sell this pleb
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>>77822750
>player gets a booking for a bookable offence
>everyone gets mad about it
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>>77822695
>tackle someone and fall into their foot
>murderball
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>>77822726

>Jersey gets its own flag
>Scotland doesn't
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why are the 3pm kick offs ALWAYS shit?
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>>77822752
Newcastle won a "trophy" last season mate
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>>77822786
muh broadcasting dosh means it's better to have the big teams play at other times so they can be televised
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holy shit just saw that britos tackle. good footy lad making a good footy play
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>>77822752
Um actually Huddersfield won the play-off trophy just a few months ago sweetie x
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michelle :3
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>>77822786

Because the Prem is now scheduled entirely for ((customers)) and English tradition has been cast aside.
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>>77822781
should've voted yes cunt.
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>>77822472
any yorkshire club
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Anyone else watching Wednesday play?
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>>77822781
jersey isn't in the uk
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>>77822781
jersey isn't part of the united kingdom, scotland is
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>>77822843

DELETE THIS
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>world's most exciting league
>0-0 0-0 0-0 0-0
>Mike Dean highlight of the day
>Intentionally crippling your refs ability to make the right call because muh pace or muh tradition

The absolute state of bongball
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Whew nearly got memed buying Britos for fantasy
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>>77822847
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>>77822871
All the goals are being saved for the Man U - Leicester game later
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absolute state of blunderland
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>losing to Barnslel

The absolute state of Sunderland
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Anyone got a webm of that nice and clean Miguel Britos tackle in the Watford - Brighton game?
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missed the City match. what happened?
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>>77822307
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>>77822847

It's Saturday m8
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>>77822886

>literal reward points for customers

this fucking league lmao
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>>77822909

11 minutes of extra time.
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>>77822871
see, this is spoken as someone who doesn't understand the game. to all real fans, 0-0 is the perfect scoreline. goals are only scored when a defender makes a mistake. to me there is nothing more thrilling than watching 2 defences play perfectly and shut the other team out. when I watch a game I am always hoping for the 0-0 because it is the purest display of the sport.
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>>77822909
Don't start
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>>77822909

Predictable refball.
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>>77822918
t. pepperoni ferrari
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>>77822917
why?
someone die?
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>>77822909
Referee : Mike Dean
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>>77822938
bournemouth being cheating cunts as usual
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>>77822935
I have italian heritage but don't see what that has to do with anything
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i've forgotten what goals look like
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>>77822909
Fergie time is now Pepe time.
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>West Spam
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YES BASED RAFA

WEST HAM BTFO
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>wet spam
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JOSELU GOAT
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really REALLY hope west ham go down
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>East Pork
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>>>77822918
Very good post.
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>>77822918

I'm sorry you can't ever score, friend
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Glad I kept atsu in my fantasy team
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>>77822952
Now you can remember
>West Ham can't even defend against Newcastle
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GOAT goal at the Wednesday game.
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Adios Bilic, you were too good for East London.
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who put on Rugby League instead?
Live in Leigh, so obviously hate Wigan
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what's a daisy cutter, and why was it just used to describe a goal?
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>Wet Spam
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can't wait until Wet Spam gets relegated
worst fanbase in England
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>>77823028
Stop it. You're embarrassing us.
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>>77823028
it's a low shot that's driven along the ground
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>>77823028
The BLU-82B/C-130 weapon system, known under program "Commando Vault" and nicknamed "Daisy Cutter" in Vietnam and in Afghanistan for its ability to flatten a section of forest into a helicopter landing zone, is an American 15,000-pound (6,800 kg) conventional bomb, delivered from either a C-130 or an MC-130 transport aircraft. 225 were constructed.[2] The BLU-82 was retired in 2008 and replaced with the more powerful MOAB.
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JOSELUUUUUU
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>>77823028
its a shot that sort of skims across the ground
daisies are a common flower that grows among grass, so if the ball goes across the ground it could conceivably cut daisies
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>blunderland
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>>77823028
A shot that would cut daisies
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>>77822949
>Frossi is often forgotten as the originator of a phrase more commonly attributed to Gianni Brera, the influential pipe-smoking chronicler of the game in Italy who shaped the language and style of football on the peninsula from the pages of his books and newspaper columns. 0-0 is the perfect result, Frossi said, because it is the expression of total balance between the attack and the defence of the two teams
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Can Newcastle just fuck off back down?
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>>77823099
>he doesn't love the entertainers

Everyone's second team lad
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>Sunderland literally gonna be relegated twice
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nice to see are harvey get a goal for barnsley
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>>77823116
This.
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is there a bigger cunt than him in the whole epl?
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So Sterling banned for 1 match?
Did he know this, and know it is against Liverpool?
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>>77823052
Correct answer.
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No need to Apologize.
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Why is he so based lads??
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>Forster
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Noble should be off
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>>77823151
post webm
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Is there a single person watching the Crystal Palace-Swansea game?
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>>77823157
this statement applies to every game he plays desu, absolute cunt of a player
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Poocastle back to Championship please, where they belong
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>crystal palarse
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>Norwich attempting to replicate Wagner
>failing massively
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TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY
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3pm kick offs basically 10 non-league teams

the PL should just be 10 teams, no EL for winning the FA cup so top 7 get European football and bottom 3 get relegated
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>>77823167
https://www.clippituser.tv/c/dwnnne
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fuck off palace you shit cunts
what was going through my mind when i backed you
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>De Boer
>Crystal Palace
Pathetic desu
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>direby
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>Barnsley 2 - 0 Sunderland

>>77823157
noble looks done.. he could barely play half a game in preseason without being exhausted and now he's chasing everything and late for every tackle

>>77823177
even people at this game shouldnt be watchingit
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>>77823133
no. Disgusting tackle.
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>employing The Boar
>expecting to do well

pick one
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>>77823177
Hi
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>>77823198
so what happens to the other 10 teams
does the championship become 34 teams? doesnt seem very practical
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>>77823198
>forgetting huddersfield
Mooy will not be pleased
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TAMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FUTURE BALLOON DOOR WINNER
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>>77823177
A few cunts in gilets somewhere.
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>>77823197
Literally better than Morata desu
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>>77823204
Based.
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>>77823179
Why do west ham still play him? Isn't he their captain as well? He's slow, can't shoot, can't pass, old as fuck, and dirty
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glad tammy abraham is off the mark for swansea
good old fashioned poacher
he should have come back to us for another season though
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>>77823118
i hope so
how's life in kenya my man
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>tfw 15 missed calls from Palace
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>+6'
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>>77823245
>slow, can't shoot, can't pass, old as fuck, and dirty

The west ham way
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Is mendy a /sp/ shitposter?
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omg Divegrass is so BORING
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>>77823204
>that complete shambles of ball control by Declan Rice
Is he pissed?
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>>77823245
>Why do west ham still play him
because he's 'Mr. West 'Am'
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>>77823269
>that battery
his tweets are getting stale fast desu
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>>77823269
What a cheeky monkey.
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>>77823269
cheeky nandos is ladbible wankery, nothing to do with /sp/
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>>77823269
Discount Michy
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Nandos isn't even that good
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>>77823295
It was referenced pretty regularly a couple years ago, albeit ironically
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>>77823319
How dare you
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>>77823269
inb4 he's arrested
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>>77823269
charge your phone
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How many days until Udders win the league trophy?
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i'm in vietnam hiding from a monsoon and dengue fever which game should i watch?
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West Ham are fucking shit. We're going down.
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>tfw some pakis opened a knock off nandos that's at least a fiver cheaper, just as good, and halal guaranteed 10 mins down the road.
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he's playing quite well
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>>77823319
It's shit. It's KFC for people who can't handle life.
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>>77823368

need to get rid of the slavic Avram Grant asap
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>>77823371
>halal guaranteed
>listing this as some sort of pro

fuck off back to where you came from
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anyone watching the boxing later?
what time will the main event start, estimated?
5:30am?
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Kewell's lads up 1-0 at swindon

which prem team is going to poach him as manager? West Ham?
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>>77823404
mcgregor
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>>77823390
they're fucked either way, their squad is shite and their owners are mongs
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>>77823386
KFC is even worse
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>>77823421
newcastle jets
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Why does anyone rate Da Bore?
Had an easy job at Ajax and didn't do that well, exposed at Inter, now shit at Palace.

Yet he has been linked to almost every PL vacancy in the last 5 years and pundits talk about how 'good' he is? What is this delusion?
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>>77823421
Wellington Phoenix
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>>77823449
he's dutch
some other dutch managers have been good in the past
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why the fuck is there no slags
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>>77823133
>>77823217

Knockheart dived for a pen in the last min of the playoff semi finals at the Vicarage Road a few years back.

Britos was right to do that.
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Who else /gettingrelegated/ here?
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>>77823490
That's what I was thinking. Where's based slag poster?
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>>77823449
His pedigree as a quality international player has gotten him a career so far, but the proof is in the pudding. He's not a good coach. Yet another JF that swans into our league thinking they can just fuck about with any old meme formation and they'll find easy success. Coaches like Marco Silva are good because they find a system that works for the players they have and work from there.
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>>77823449
>pundits talk about how 'good' he is
because he's dutch (therefore automatically a good tactician) and he was a good player. most pundits are mongs.
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>bournemouth steward claims augero hit them
You will never be this butthurt
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Got paid yesterday. Really fancy treating myself to something but don't know what. Any suggestions lads? Anything up to £150
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>>77823449
No idea. He won a couple titles with a stacked Ajax team, bombed out of Europe every season, and now he's rated as a top manager when Eddie Meme is better
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>>77823449
foreign managers are vastly over rated because they are foreign

>bog sim keeps palace up from an almost impossible position
>de bore sends them down
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>>77823442
You misunderstand. It's not a straight KFC v Nandos debate. If Nandos had a score of 8/10, the clientele drop that to about 2/10 based on everyone who eats there being a cunt.
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>>77823520
here
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>>77823551
A huge fuck off pizza
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>>77823319
It's alright but it's way overrated. Only worth it if you get a discount every time
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>>77823490

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1503310601070.webm
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>>77823551
a fleshlight and a bottle of poppers
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>>77823490
slagposters got bored to sleep
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>>77823545
>bournemouth's diving training extends to their stewards too
interesting
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You now remember Benteke was a Liverpool player
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>>77823551
I bought myself some new headphones for my birthday
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>>77823295
ironic nandosposting is fine lad
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>>77823556
There's no incentive anymore for people to stay in football as managers, management is now becoming the dominion of betas, those who never really made it to the top and cashed in adequately.
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UP THE IMPS
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>>77823617
>barely touching each others genitals
>start pissing profusely on each
Women are gross
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>>77823617
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>>77823651
Which ones?
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>crystal kekplace
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>Palace
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>Da Bore already being exposed by fucking Swansea

Bets on when this guy gets sacked and who can fix this garbage fire?
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>the city of crystal castle
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>>77823617
>sister has her friends over
>open that and don't realise i have my speakers on

thanks
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>Poolace
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>>77823683
M40s
amazon had a deal on and couldn't justify a bigger purchase as not an audiophile
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>de boer will last a shorter time at palace than inter

lel
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>>77823545
looks like he was trying to give pc plod his hat back lmao
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>pulis, warnock, pardew and allardyce in succession
No wonder Palace's players are confused by the idea of passing.
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>Crystal Palace finally going down
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>>77823692
>Bets on when this guy gets sacked

I fancy chucking a fiver on it being by Monday morning
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>>77823551
Just got back from TK Max. Two big towels and two little ones for £30 feels like heaven.
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>>77823674
never needed a wee in the middle of sex lad?
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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

(CAN'T WAKE UP)
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Fucking hell de Boer is coming back to Ajax isn't he. ;_;
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>>77823731
nope.. this is too early in the season

time to get on yoour knees for sam
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TOON TOON
BLACK AND WHITE ARMY
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>>77822472
>>77822493
>>77822508
>>77822657
>QPR
Wow fuck you guys.
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>>77823749
C'mon m80, save it for after you cum, it's like cumming again
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>>77823732
But he needs time to succeed la, you have to give him until at least January to fuck the team up and give his successor an impossible job regardless of how shit he is before you can sack him, no patience etc.
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>>77823671
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shouldve kept big sam
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>>77823762
Large Samuel isn't coming back m80, he can't risk being in the limelight in the event that they decide to investigate him again
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>>77823785
He ragequit
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refball

the fucking beaner should be off
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Xirs, I come from the future.

Newcastle 1-3 West Ham
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>>77823809
that's right, i forgot
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should be a 2nd yellow for chicharito there too, ref's a pussy
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The Pea should have been off then.
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>>77823490
Too busy watching la Vuelta
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Big name bias strikes agains
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>>77823817
>>77823835
>>77823836
Guaranteed to score now
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why don't southampton like goals?
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>>77823700
>>
>>77823833
dubs calls it
>>
I hate all these no history meme teams in the PL now.

Why couldn't big money chinks and arabs pick some clubs with history like Forest, Ipswich or Sheffield to bring up to the PL?
>>
>>77823700
>sister has friends over
go make moves idiot
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>>77821400
also checkumm
>>
>>77823882
disaster the last time i tried desu so i just sit in the same room as them now
>>
>squad number 2
>plays left back
Why is this allowed?
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>>77823882
>tfw i just remembered years ago when i was in highschool my sister brought some classmates home and one of them was hot as fuck and she came in my room and started fiddling with her guitar but i just ignored her and kept playing CS
>>
>>77823922
>started fiddling with her guitar

Is that a euphemism?
>>
>>77823922
>and he never encoutered a woman ever again
>>
>>77823960
if it was a euphemism, he'd have said ukelele
>>
>>77823960
no a real guitar

>>77823970
>tfw got way more stories like this
>>
>>77823911
>so i just sit in the same room as them now
lad...
>>
>jón daði scoring

what bizzarro world is this?
>>
just put 20p on Mayweather to win
>>
>no sir they were saying DE BOOOOER, DE BOOOOER
>>
>Southampton forwards in charge of touches in the opponent's box
>>
mbemba seems better at LB than he ever did at CB
maybe west ham are just very bad
>>
>>77823994
scores both times he's played at birmingham too, hate those scum
>>
>>77823995
You know he's not winning, right?
It's rigged as fuck.
>>
>>77824017
>maybe west ham are just very bad
i think that might have something to do with it
>>
>>77823998
>De boooourns
>>
>>77824026
He has all the money in the world and wants nothing more than a clean 50-0 record and retirement.

McGregor couldnt win even if he won it. The result would be found void somehow. Floyd wont allow anything other than victory.
>>
Funny that the West Ham players that have spent the least amount of time playing for West Ham are their best players.
>>
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JUST
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>>77823989
seriously they always smell like nice soap its great

>last year she brings her friends over (im older then her)
>she tells me to go upstairs but i tell her ill not be a nuisance
>she lets me stay
>i start making jokes and acting out memes
>they are loving it
>pretend to go upstairs but listen from outside the door
>"your dad is pretty cringe desu"
>"thats not my dad its my brother anon"

you can tell how it goes from there
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>this monstrosity is going to win the Championship title this season and get relegated again
How does this make you feel?
>>
I think Sunderland might be not very good.
>>
>getting beat 3-0 of fucking Barnslel

And I thought we were bad last season.
>>
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ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?
>>
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>>77824096
>>
>Aron going to the prem
>Alfreð scoring and playing great
>Gylfi finally starting to play
>Jói playing every game
>Birkir finally played well for villa (albeit carabao)
>Jón Daði scored

things looking up for the int break

>Barnsley 3-0 Underland
>>
>>77824091

still havent been ruined by bilic, give it time
>>
>>77824096
I'd laugh but I can feel my 4 clean sheets going away in minutes. I also have a Crystal defender, what the fuck Big Sam
>>
>blunderland

kek, top half would be a miracle for that bag of shite
>>
>>77824129
Bilic will be gone by Monday pal I can feel it. He's a fucking dinosaur
>>
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>>77824116
ANYONE KNOW WHY RICHIE DID CHICHARITO?
>>
>>77824099
he's going to win the title and then retire

he doesn't want to do the prem again
>>
>Wednesday
guess its saturday after all...
>>
>>77824139
Remember when Southampton were safe clean sheet points?
>>
>>77824139
>I also have a Crystal defender, what the fuck Big Sam

???
>>
>>77824099
Based C O L I N
>>
>>77824173
Big Sam de boer, the new manager
>>
>>77824148
True but West Ham don't seem like they will ever become the club that they want to be.
>>
fuck, this Huddersfield game is so bad
>>
west ham more like spam
>>
>>77824116
What happened to based Seagal posting on /tv/
>>
Celtic are losing by the way.
>>
>>77824188
The club is already dead. Died the moment we left Upton Park
>>
>diafra sakho is still contacted to wet spam
i thought he'd gone to russia or something
>>
>cayote
>>
De Gea Bailly Jones Pogba Mata Lukaku Martial Blind Mkhitaryan Valencia (Captain) Matic

Schmeichel, Simpson, Morgan (c), Maguire, Fuchs, Mahrez, Ndidi, James, Albrighton, Okazaki, Vardy
>>
>>77824198

had to happen eventually
>>
>>77824206
No that was Viktor Obinna about 8 years ago
>>
>Norwich
Looks like their manager's about to Farke off.
>>
MITRO MITRO MAN
I WANT TO BE A MITRO MAN
>>
>subbing a striker when you're holding on to a lead

What de fug did he mean by this?

LMAO THE CITY OF (ME)
>>
>>77824173
I didn't even know he was gone, that explains the lack of clean sheets
>>
C L A R K
L
A
R
K
>>
Billic first to be fired then?
>>
>clark was one of the worst defenders for villa
>clark is one of the best defenders for newcastle

what the fuck happened?
>>
CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK CLARK

Ritchie is shit hot lads
>>
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>>77824243
Between him and de Boer.
>>
Where the fuck is Ogbonna for that goal? Rip Bilic
>>
>>77824217
>Martial starting
Based Mouyes
>>
WH to championship thia year?
>>
>>77824217
5-0 this time
>>
>>77824252
>tfw you are unsure if it's just sholas face shooped onto almost all of them
>>
>>77824252
>sammy will never cross a header into shola to score
why live lads?
>>
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CLARKY
>>
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>>77824252
>>
Trashford finally benched
>>
>>77824217
>Valencia captain
what
>>
Forest-Leeds if you can't be bothered watching Man U-Leicester afterwards: >>77824272
>>
>>77824280
He's been captain since Wayne left
>>
>>77824249
He's playing better
>>
>>77824270
lel

although sammy is the little kid, right?
>>
rip slav
>>
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>>77824252
>newcastle never bought the 3rd ameobi brother to complete the set
>>
>>77824295
foy
>>
>>77824292
He looks like the least leader-y person on the team
Just give it to Jones or something
>>
Southampton will concede in the 83rd
>>
>>77824309
What is that hairstyle called?
>>
>>77824301
Goes Shola - Tomi - Sammy

Tomi Ameobi is currently playing in the NASL. He never made it like his older and younger brother did.
>>
>>77824340
Polish boy band member
>>
>>77824340
electrocution
>>
at this point Brighton won't score 15 goals during the whole season
>>
>>77824340
Freakazoid
>>
Need 3 goals for £800
Derby, Plymouth and Luton come on
>>
>conceding 9 goals in 3 games
Just Ham
Just Hart
>>
>>77824192
Half the players of Huddersfield were Bundesliga rejects, it's basically 2.Bundes quality.
>>
Why doesn't Vaz Te come on? Bog Sim said he was a goal machine.
>>
United - Leicester Match Thread. RIP Icenacho and Rashford

>>77824281
>>77824281
>>77824281
>>77824281
>>
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is it him or the players thats shit?
>>
mitro does it again
>>
>>77824389
Bof
>>
>>77824375
Read a stat before this game that he conceded 17 of the last 27 shots against him. Truly a fraud
>>
>>77824380
>Ricardo Vaz Te
that's a name I forgot about

He's playing in China now.
>>
>>77824389
>tfw if your side lose then it's your fault for being a shit manager
>tfw if your side win then the lads deserve all the credit
>>
ffs wanted leltic to lose
>>
Mitrovic is a fucking retard. "Hurrr, being a father has changed me."

Nope.
>>
>>77824377
what's Southampton's excuse?
>>
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>norwich
>>
>>77824405
>wasting a foreign spot on vaz te
为什么?
>>
Southampton will concede in the 87th
>>
>>77824434
Being the feeder club of a feeder club.
>>
>'arry
>the alliance of small heath
>>
>>77824423
Arnautovic said exactly the same. People dont change that much after all it seems like.
>>
>>77824442
wei shen ma ni shuo zhong wen?
>>
>>77824450
>Already over 88 mins in
>>
>>77824450
Mooy bicycle
>>
>Kick ball in vague direction of Benteke
>ball gets cleared
>try again
>eventually get counterattacked and concede
Is De Boer a tactical genius?
>>
>wet spam

awful
>>
>Spam
>>
>>77824469
>runs off claiming knee surgery
>eventually spotted scamming children in monaco
>>
MITROOOOOOOOO
>>
>hart made a save
theres something new
>>
MITROS ON FIRE
YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
>>
>Anthony Martiarse
>>
MITRO
I
T
R
O
>>
10 GOALS CONCEDED IN 3 WE ARE A FUCKING JOKE
>>
>inverted nazi salute
>>
>>77824450
They're awful going forward.

It's like Puel never left.
>>
I'm sorry to say that there might be some sort of curse following Chicha. It mostly affects the clubs he plays for.
>>
>joe shart
>>
lmao 10 goals conceded
>>
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>the city of joe hart
>>
>>77824513
never mind
>>
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Breakfast time la
>>
>>77824472
Astronaut has changed though. He's a bit less of a retard which makes him only a full retard.
>>
That's some away kit.
>>
>the city of Hamwich
>>
>>77824373
>>77824373
>>77824373
LADS
DERBY AND LUTON SCORED
PLYMOUTH FOR £800
>>
DELETE THIS
>>
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So real talk, who is going down along with west ham?
>>
>people gifted United the title after beating this wet spam 4-0.

lmao
>>
Olympic stadium in championship huh
>>
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>have Joe Hart in goal
>expect to not concede
>>
>>77824544
Revolting desu
>>
Is De Boer the worst manager to enter the EPL in recent memory, maybe since that Leicester caretaker manager Terry something
>>
>>77824531
Maybe their recruitment team should stop trying to be hipsters.
>>
>Blaming Joe Hart when West Ham's back four completely stops trying, letting a Mitrovic literally walk in on goal
>>
>>77824544
>using two ipads as coasters
>being american
>>
Southampton will concede in stoppage time
>>
MITRO'S ON FIRE
>>
>>77824555
what did he mean by this?
>>
>>77824557
Palace and Queer Town
>>
>>77824555
>Mitro checkin em
>Only pulls it off for the Barbadian madman
>>
>>77824544
>Takeaways that are open at 7am
>>
>>77824564
Juande Ramos is my pick for worst premier league manager with Lawrie Sanchez runner up
>>
Who will get sacked first, Bilic or >De Poer?
>>
>>77824564
That American manager at Swansea
>>
>>77824544
What the fuck lad you are making a bad name for us
>>
>man city needs refball to keep up with huddersfield
>>
>>77824564
Terry "Will He or Won't He" Connor? That was Wolves senpai.
>>
>>77824564
>Leicester caretaker manager Terry
what?

john carver gets my vote
>>
>>77824595
Bilic, probably has 1 game to turn things around

De Boer will be given 2 or 3 more games
>>
>>77824564
>forgetting tactical mastermind john carver
>>
>>77824592
>24 hours mcdonalds
>ubereats
>>
>>77824544
kill yourself frankie
>>
>>77824564
John Carver?

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/32627362
>>
>>77824566
>I-its not Joe Harts fault, i-its Englands defenders!
>I-its not Joe Harts fault, i-its Torinos defenders!
>I-its not Joe Harts fault, it-s West Hams defenders!

>17 of the last 27 shots conceded
>10 goals conceded in 3 games
>Open letter from Torinos director calling him shit
>>
>>77824564

I can't remember if it was at West Brom or Fulham, but there was a dude who lasted only a couple months & made a player put raw meat on a bruise.
>>
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>>77824620
*carvers into your soul*
>>
WHO REPLACES BILIC BOYS?
>>
>>77824564
Terry Connor was given a completely impossible job so that's not really fair.

Les Reed at Charlton was infamously awful.
>>
>>77824640
Fulham, allegedly.
>>
>>77824641
would you like some trainers
>>
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>conceding 3 to fucking newcastle
>unironically thinking chichashit could save you from relegation

Fuck wet spam
>>
>>77824643
Moyes
>>
>>77824640
IT WAS CHEESE YOU LIAR
>>
>>77824564
John "I am the best coach in the league" Carver
>>
>>77824640
Mad cunt Felix "Penfold" Magath at Fulham in their relegation season made Brede Hangeland put cheese on his leg.
>>
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Leave the Championship to me.
>>
PLYMOUTH PLEASE
>>
>>77824643
kewell
just got a great 3-0 win away
>>
>>77824640
felix magath
>>
>ayoze poorez
>>
>>77824654
>>77824666
>>77824671

lmao yes that was a great spring
>>
the fuck is this?

was chelsea-everton meant to be a sat 3pmer before europa?
>>
>>77824708
Might have been.

Spurs-Burnley was moved due to the rugby league Challenge Cup final.
>>
>>77824678
>Kewell
>Mooy
Is Australia on the cusp of world domination?
>>
My feet have that just right amount of BO smell la's fucking tremendous
>>
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>>77824708
>>
>>77824671
>>77824671
>Mad cunt Felix "Penfold" Magath at Fulham in their relegation season made Brede Hangeland put cheese on his leg.

How have I never heard about this? It sounds like one of those "cures" for the black death.
>>
>>77824724
only if we beat japan in the WC qualifier next week
>>
literally a Plymouth goal away from £789 lads
fuming is an understatement
>>
>>77824739
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/29319599
>>
was joe hart always this shit?
>>
>>77824748
when the fun stops stop
>>
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>chicashito straight to championship
>>
>Wood won't score 8 goals past Yamaha Kawasaki
>>
>>77824564
Terry Connor was shit but that wasn't his fault, impossible job and he was forced into the job because nobody wanted it

Some of the worst are:
John Carver
Bob Bradley
Alan Irvine
Felix Magath
Rene Meulensteen
Paul Ince
Pepe Mel
Steve Kean
Steve Mclaren
Remi Garde
>>
>>77824747
You need Cahill to come off the bench and score a couple
>>
>>77824655
I would like seven, please
>>
Steve Evans still a cunt
>>
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>>77824735
>Tottenham-Burnley at the same time as Liverpool-Arse
>>
>>77824782
we need someone other than a 37 year old to score for us
>>
GG Cardiff.
>>
>narj
>>
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bilic sacked when?
>>
>wolves unable to beat brentford
kek
>>
>>77824810
based rogic will score a bloot
>>
>>77824756
>Makes player put cheese on his leg
>Blames England
>>
>>77824799
Some sacrifices have to be made. Just look at the classics that have already been played today.
>>
>>77824774
decent list, needs tim sherwood adding to it though
>>
>>77822472
Sunderland
>>
Reminder of Forest-Leeds: >>77824272
>>
Ciaran clark is being interviewed post game.
>name is ciaran
>plays for irish national team
>doesnt sound irish at all
why is the irish team just englands c squad?
>>
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>>77824563
>>77824569
>>77824592
>>77824610
>>77824633
It's the usual meal for me. This is what i get for lunch
>>
>>77824774
>Steve Kean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePGgHqUnRJg

Every time.
>>
>>77824833
Roman please spend again
>>
>>77824873
Never post again. Pls.
>>
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He's so dreamy lads
>>
>>77824765
he went bad so quickly at Leverkusen it's scary
can't believe someone fell for him after his last season
>>
>>77824774
>Remi Garde
Did he even win a game while he was employed?
>>77824833
>that Chelsea sold
Jesus fuck
>>
>>77824873
Do they still sell McRibs in the land of the free?
>>
>>77824904
>Zabaleta with the look of "Why did I sign for West Ham"
>>
>>77823099
Salty mackem detected.
>>
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>>77824873
ENOUGH
>>
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>>77824896
Why bro

>>77824920
No. This was my last mcrib. That's why i took a pic of it.

>>77824929
I'm hungry bro
>>
>>77824914
A grand total of three games: wins over Crystal Palace and Norwich (also relegated) in the league and an FA Cup replay against Wycombe.
>>
>>77824922
He should have went to Turkey or something.
>>
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>>77824873
i recognize that hat
>>
>>77824914
oscar, rami and mikel all to china and costa shoould take this past 450m
>>
>>77824996
>implying Costa won't be Malouda'd
>>
>>77824957
>Americans

jesus christ
>>
>>77823833
Good advice friend.
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