OFFICIAL AFC BOURNEMOUTH v MANCHESTER CITY MATCH THREAD 2

may wevva vs ma gwega

>Tht qtpie girl in the bayen shirt on the nbscn hd ad

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gf just sent me this

Not used to seeing City threads hit the bump limit

>>77819535
Sterling's career: worth 50 million Zimbabwean dollars

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>tfw no Spanish and German postman to concede 2 goals and give up

post trannies

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>english football
>good

>>77819612
*blocks your path*

>>77819614
The power of mememouth

>>77819612
sorry lad, that's some impressive bull she's found

>>77819612
just walking towards the camera

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>>77819632

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>>77819612
>he's dating a swansea fan

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>peps face when he realises he sold his best player for 10mil

>>77819641
why doesn't mine look like that

>>77819612
Anyone ever answer why he's walking towards the camera

>>77819655
is that dele alli

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>"Mind if I sit on your lap during the second half, anon?"

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>>77819641
hope she's back on This Morning next week, i've missed her

>>77819535
>tfw you almost subbed out Daniels in fpl but last minute decided "fuck it" and put him back in

feels good

>>77819641
wide eyed slag wasn't bad in her day

>>77819661
Who

>>77819694
>he doesnt know

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>>77819682
Go ahead I just hope you're on the pill cause I have olympic tier swimmers

What does the Renault advert mean? That if I buy a Renault I will go through divorce proceedings?

Bernardo silva's ball control is world class

http://www.strawpoll.me/13791405

Friendly reminder that if you haven't voted in this poll HONESTLY your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>77819687
>>77819718
Sex sex

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MESSI PLEASE SAVE ME

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>>77819692
show some respect

>>77819723
You will get a beach house and a slag ex wife

Eddie Memes Relegation Machine currently on standby lads

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>>77819603
>see an attractive woman
>remember I'm ugly
>tfw

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>>77819740
sex's

>>77819747
Based Rosy

>>77819735
NO rounding, silly boys ;)))

>Jesus, Sterling, De Bruyne, Bernardo all playing
>Still can't finish

Holy shit it was like this Everton.

>>77819726
The way he rolls the ball back fast and with control to open the passing angles, so comfy to watch.

>>>77819513
whats her name la?

>>77819535
Is it me or this 26 year old pale nigger De Bruyne has no facial hair?

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what's his secret?

>>77819779
Kathia Nobili

>>77819757
I suppose that's the hard part of living in Croatia. Every woman there seems to be a 10. In Yorkshire I can go weeks, even months, without seeing a beautiful girl.

Not sure which is worse desu

>>77819718
>>77819747
>>77819759
Please stop... I have been quiting fapping

>>77819789
manu's mum?

>>77819786
Schwarzkopf hair spray

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>>77819798
>Schalke

>>77819757
>see attractive woman
>remember im autistic ugly manlet
>remember i somehow got lots of pussy when young
>remember i have loving girlfriend
>remember to gloat about it to less fortunate anons

>>77819759
how to gf

>>77819798
this one's on rotation currently

>>77819661
Unal couldn't get a work permit mate

>>77819794

Having had both, living around ugly women is definitely worse. It's pretty motivating living around attractive women, and down-right depressing when there's nothing to look at

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sl. ags

bee mouth falling apart as usual

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>>77819794
>>77819816
>tfw feeling less and less attraction to women and need for sex

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>>77819757
>tfw 6'3
>tfw shredded
>mfw ugly so none of that matters

>>77819828
no traps pls

Missed a message from a bud to go on a weeekend holiday. Now I'm stuck at home ffs, reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>77819798
aoty

>>77819828
would purchase

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man city gonna get a goal, dominate, and then concede late on

>>77819839
Those are birds, not slags

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last one

>>77819740
sex

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>tfw no beautiful gf

>>77819848
same and i'm only 24

anyone notice that guy in his underware behind the bournemouth goal?

>>77819865
Left is definitely a slag

>>77819798
>listening to niggers making noise
wh do "people" do this"

>>77819839
> those stupid fucking shorts
Couldve been a good ffm fantasy but nooo had to wear highwaisted fromt bum shit.

post middle class british slags

>>77819852
Are you alpha ugly though? My dad is alpha ugly. I'm just ugly, but if you're alpha ugly it seems to work. Fedor mode, basically.

>>77819858
At least you have /sp/

>>77819881
How did you know?

>>77819865
all british women are slags

>>77819894
halftime is over m8

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>>77819894

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>tfw all this intelligence is a burden

>>77819759
what's her name

>>77819899
Just ugly, without a doubt

>>77819869
Same. It's really unsettling. Are you bitter and suspicious towards women like I am? (I've had lots of sex so not r9k style)

>>77819881
Nice high ceilings, tall, good skin, no tattoos, no visible alcohol or cigarettes, high quality photograph, acceptable wood and tiling, carpet looks at least half an inch thick and neither have the thousand cock stare

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>>77819852
I remember being fit and groomed when I was younger, even practiced a martial art.

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>>77819798
>>77819815
i had the same thought

Back to football and hoping to see Pep expose himself.

>>77819921
Sarah McDaniel. Google Image Search, m8.

>>77819961
lamo, nice.

>>77819944
Take up a sport again and get back exercising.

>sterlel

>>77819919
imagine being the smartest footballing mind of all time and trying to get this city team to play to your vision

>Sterlel
>"I'll just keep running straight"

Sterling bretty gud

>sterling
awful

>sterling

anyone got a good streaming link for PL games? thanks

>adam smith
should have stuck to writing about the wealth of nations LMAO

Fuck sterling, honestly.

Holy shit Sterling

>>77819937
>hot pants
>slag tights
>slag heels

She's taken about 8 million knobs mate

>>77820008
haha yes they both have the same name xD

got excited for a second, KDB decided to get further forward than his own box, then
>sterlel

>>77820004
>anyone got a good streaming link for PL games? thanks

hesgoal dot com

>>77820004
reddit soccerstreams

>that tackle

What the fuck are you doing you stupid cunt.

>49 milliom pounds sterling

how do we keep getting away with it lol

>sterlel goes airborne

>>77819999
>tfw to intelligent to pass

>that tackle
wew

Why does Sterling start for England when Scott Sinclair is better than all their wingers?

ITS MURDER BALL SEASON

>>77819999
someone should combine that Sterling's run with this reaction in a webm

What is this rubbing the back of the head meme?

that was a red last week

>>77819999
>WHY AM I NOT WINNING 5-0

off to the football lads

>>77820065
This.

>>77819999
>Chelsea fans mocking Pep when Chelsea got EXPOSED by Burnlel

>>77819937
Your autism is showing

>>77820065
That's actually what happened no need to combine anything.

>>77820018
>he's not played slag or bird before

Does she look like she'll be impressed with a bag of chips and you winning a fight in a pub car park?

slagposting is immoral

>Stershit

just sub that nog off

>>77820123
Yes

>fabian Delph still plays football

LMAO

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>>77820147
>immoral

>>77819535
>Pep is already changing things drastically
>it's already fucking up

Honestly get this fucking guy on the first plane to Scatalonia this fucking fraud

>le manchester city are good at football meme

noone really believes this anymore right?

>>77820141
kek

>>77820074
>why is our mid-table opposition not just letting me win
>I miss Granada
>my feet hurt

>>77820062
if scott sinclair was better, man city would still have him

sinclair looking good against League 1 quality teams in Scotland doesn't actually make him good

England's great youth talents are Walcott and Sterling. Other countries have Ousmane, Mbappe, Bernardo Silva etc.

Absolute STATE of Britain

have you noticed how every build up loses the flow and momentum as soon as sterling or fernando touch it

didn't touch him ref

>>77820147
>>>/r/soccer

We live near Bournemouth so I feel as if I should start going to a few matches. I've never actually been to a Premier League football game, what can I expect? I'm much more into rugby.

>>77820141
lel

>>77820201
Kieran Tierney is better than all those bums

>>77820201
also rashford

>>77820185
fucking kek

Why can't City just score 2 more goals against Bournememe? I've got £40 on this

>Bournmeme

FUCK OFF TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP

good free kick lel

>>77820201
>youth
>Walcott

>>77820201
m8 we also have Shaw and Stones

>>77820201
sterling is better than dembele

compare their records at each age

>>77820062
Any of us would look good playing in a pub league as well

great free kick lads

>that free kick
I don't hate the idea, but you can't fuck up like that

reminder that players breaking at that speed as man city did on that counter attack has literally nothing to do with how good their talent is, it's literally 100% a mentality/coaching thing and therefore even the worst PL side can do it too

Fernandinho is shit

>that slip

How do they fuck up a 4 on 1 chance?

>>77820201
Are you actually deformed?

>>77820227
and Man City should join tem

Pep's made a lot of mistakes but his biggest idiocy by far is trying to turn De Bruyne into some albino version of Xavi.

Like, wtf, kid is brilliant in the final third and you're telling him to spread the passes 50 yards away from the opposition's goal.

Bernardo Silva is just a shitty Joe Cole

>memeing a fk
>almost conceding

>>77820260
Yes but I don't see what that has to do with you?

>>77820201
Delle Alli?

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>tfw to inteligent to counter attack

>>77820227
>came 9th last season
no u

WHERE IS MESSI REEE

>4 on 1 against Eddie Meme's Non-defending Team
>don't score
bald cunt

>>77820276
I didn't know about the penis before I opened it, honest

fuuuckk

SHII

Noooooooo

Fuck sake

FUG, SO CLOSE

FUUUUUUUCK

FUCK SAKE bournemouth

between that defoe chance and this trollpost they could have won this match but will end up losing it

>>77820216

Literally who? Not even trolling.

>King

>dat fattass on his tiny phone

>Bournewastechancesmouth

>>77820318
the scottish Maldini

Relegation machine idling lads

Damn, that was close

>>77820201

What about Jack 'Xavi' Wilshere and Jack 'Rijkaard' Rodwell?

Lads, anybody got the webm of the first Mememouth goal? Thanks babes.

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>Danilo
>Otamendi
>Kompany
>Mendy
>Fernandinho
>Sterling
>Jesus

not being racist or anything, but ain't 7 niggaz a few niggaz too many?

>>77820331

So a nobody then.

fucking hell city are shit lol

>>77820342
flashscore then click on the goal

>>77820343
It's good if your strategy relies on counterattacks

>>77820349
If you're an ignorant shit-for-brains wanker, then yes.

MEMEMOUTH ARE REVVING UP THE HYPE MACHINE LADS

>>77820343
>not including the favela nig with the neck tattoo

>>77820367
Does it have make up on its dick?

>>77820340
Wilshere is only like 25 or something, right? He still got time if Defoe is still playing for England. You confusing Rodwell and Barkley? Either way it's academic at this point. Alli and Henderson and Dier at the midfielders now. With Sterling and Lallana on the wings. Unless Ox skyrockets he won't play, Welbeck will be a sub, Sturridge is injured all the time. I just realised we have no good England strikers apart from Kane.

What the fuck happened?

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>when the exposing is just right

Bournemouth are actually good?

heem sleepy

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who /verysmart/ here

dying like his kid

Outspent. Not outplayed.

Tell me about Howe. Why does he have such connection to the memes?

>>77820353
>the absolute STATE of the boy on the left's haircut

>>77820432
Should be the new slogan for the PL.

>>77820420
no

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>>77820431
HOH!

>>77820416
>who is Jamie 'Chav' Vardy

>WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL TRYING TO WIN, THEY SHOULD HAVE ROLLED OVER BY NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pep pls.

>>77820420
just poop being poop

>>77820432
bournemouth are owned by a fucking billionaire

>>77820429
/pure luck/

>Sterling still on

>>77820375
Sorry, that requires betting. Also YouTube has already blocked the highlights of the goal.

>>77820454
As I said, we have no good strikers.

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Can we end the "Pep is one of the GOAT managers" meme yet?

>agûerö

RIP bummemeth

Man Berds was really shit, good that he's come off

lmao silva flop already

>>77820458
>they didn't win WE lost

>>77820201
>youth talents
>no mention of alli, rashford, keane or lingard
LOL

MANLET DEFOE BTFO

>>77820482
He was total bollocks today

>frustrated pep
Only reason i watch city games

shoulda been a second yellow tbH

why didnt kun start

Kompany is getting old and slow

>>77820514
her balls are too small would not lick

>>77820478
no flashscore is just a score site

>aguero coming off the bench

Does this mean they have the best /depth/ in footballing history?

What does "Bournemouth" translate to?

>>77820525
I thought he was already slow and old before last WC desu

>>77820367
whats her name?

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>>77820525
I remember playing FM back in the day when Kompany was a wonderkid in it.

Holy fuck I'm old.

>>77820429
>lemina
why

>>77820540
no but they have the best delph

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>>77820456
>tfw no Spanish farmer to statpadding

How are you gonna cope when you face a real English team, Pep? B'mouth are even more memey than you.

>>77820533
I thought so but it's not showing the video when I click.

>>77820547
the river bourne goes through it and into the sea

t. live here

>>77820553
t. 24 years old

>Aguero

>aguero comes on late therefore fucking up fpl managers with him as captain and daniels on the bench
others suffering is good

>aguero runs into standstill man
>claims pen

such a cunt

>421 million pound team forced to play counterattacking football away at Bournemouth

Just fucking buy the referees you stupid sandcunts.

two match ban for Aguero

Pep is hilariously skinny

He's a hungry skelly to the fullest

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Are Bournemouth still Mememouth?

>sterlel still on

Reminder Pep simply inherited the greatest team in the history of football just as they were about to hit their prime.

He has done NOTHING to deserve any of the accolades he has. A chimp could have won titles with that Barca team.

Then he went to literal mickey mouse one team league Bundes to avoid getting exposed.

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>>77820547

>>77820553
>You now remember playing FM with Kompany, Podolski and Clichy as young GOATS

>>77820578
too early.. don't jynx it

he might still score

>>77820514
Those tiny shrunken balls ruin the whole aesthetic

tactics

>>77820606
>Then he went to literal mickey mouse one team league Bundes to avoid getting exposed.
And still managed to get exposed in the CL

>>77820606
current real madrid is the greatest team in history though the rest is correct

>>77820606
barca were playing fucking ronaldinho the year before he took over

>>77820609
You now remember Maxim Tsigalko

>>77820602
They usually concede 2 per game

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>mfw """"""""Sergio Kun Aguero"""""""""
What a fucking weeb.

>>77820606
This is true

Sterling's pathetic 2bh, should offer him + 50m for Alexis.

pheewww

AHAHAHAHA

>>77820578
>fantasy football

how gay do you have to be lmao

>begovic just giving up
lol

Did that Dutch city fan stop posting here

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>>77820606
Based Gypsy. Pep Fraudiola was a Messibabby who deluded himself into thinking he was actually a good manager.

Just stuck a tenner on City to win at evens.

Honestly, just get rid of all British players.

>>77820638
Barely. Pep walked into a team with a 20 year old Messi just about to overcome his injuries and go GOAT. Plus Xavi, Iniesta and Puyol who'd just become European champions a month earlier. Plus Eto'o, Henry, Abidal and Toure. It was hardly a hard task.

>>77820702
He died

>>77820702
He died in Syria la.

Not even joking

why does david pleat pronounce half the players' names wrong in every match he commentates?

>Prep Hardiobull

>>77820699
>leaf opinions

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>>77820702
Never 4get

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Based trollpost

Why is Mike dean so bad

Dubs for mememouth 2-1 win

>>77820725
Post fucking machines

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>>77820755

>slagposting gets me banned for 3 days
>People posting trannies with their cocks out is completely fine

>>77820730
>tf
>tp

She finally broke up with her long term bf lads

What's the waiting period here

>>77820606
He's not wrong. Even my nan could stand on the touchline and shout 'vamos' at barca and still win every trophy going. And she's dead.

>>77820734
I miss phonecall posting after Man City lost.

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>>77820755

>>77820769
ur life

City may scrape a winner here but they're in dire trouble in terms of a title challenge this year, they won't get a lucky winner every week

>>77820769
5 second rule applies

>>77820765
Based Janny with patrician taste

>>77820769
2 months

>>77820769
Sex? 2 weeks.
Actual relationship? 18 months

>>77820769
Dunno lad, can't you guys just rape the women you fancy anyway, like you do over here?

>>77820768
>implying

>>77820609
Zapata and kadlec. Great buys

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>>77820755

Opinions on Poop?

>>77820771
I-Is that a trap?

>>77820769
None she's already been fucking somebody new for the past three weeks

You're too l8, m8

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>>77820702

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>>77820785
THE BOARMOUTH

>>77820769
Stone her to death

>>77820769
7 years olds have a very short memory - that means you're in lad

If Poop wanted a keeper with good distribution why didn't he just buy Pickford

digits and a stoppage time city goal is imminent

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having been watching the game

is this nigga good?

how come dean is so happy to card city when bournemouth's defenders have escaped cards?

>take him out after he's lost the ball and 4 city defenders standing in front of him

mendy a tard

You now know that Joshua King is Norwegian.

city have been very frustrating to watch all season

teams just sit deep and city have no answer to it

>>77820817
Look at the bulge you fucking gaylord

>>77820769
She already has a Chad lined up. Give up lad.

>>77820800
Then his sister and mother will get raped. Say what you will about Hammurabi, his system is fucking foolproof. Your kids get raped in UK cause you're unwilling to retaliate.

>People said city will be champions for sure
lmao

>>77820843
>4 city defenders standing in front of him

to be fair, that isn't really a safe position for city

>>77820833
>If Poop wanted a keeper with good distribution why didn't he just buy Pickford
pickford spent last week kicking the ball straight out for throws

>>77820801
nice retort fgt

>>77820842
otamendia had like 3 warnings before his yellow

THESES COOKIES SUCK

>ref is part of the pitch
>mike dean

>all these flops

embarrassing desu

>the state of Dean
>"oh shit I got in the way of that pass, better not blow my whistle for this clear foul"

>>77820840

Hit an absolutely stunning cross earlier

Should I buy some beers today? Would be third day in a row

>>77820840
he just couldn't nail that cross to Jesus

Is Poop, dare I say it, exposed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYdJT93YHl4

>>77820854
Bournemouth havent even been sitting deep, just City are shit at creating anything when De Bruyne is sitting so deep