/afl/ Saturday-Sunday: Bitchmond edition.

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who /dabloos/ here?

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Basedbane tbqh lads.

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>>77818601
Stay obsessed.

CONTINUED DEBATE

What happens if both teams turn up at Kardinia instead of at the G?

Getting sick of having to solve 5 captchas.

>not calling it Ridiculous Hypotheticals Edition

>>77818700
Not going to happen they will fold to the demands of the AFL.

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>>77818601
Well at least gave it a shot for /top4/

>>77818698
come to norf dusty.

pls

>tfw going to miss out on Cameron Rayner and Luke Davis-Uniacke because GC can't score for shit
Literally no other stand outs

>>77818710
What is so ridiculous about Saints beating the tigs?

>>77818603
>>77818681
The sad thing about those Geelong teams is that their forward line always sucked.

If they had a proper forward line, they would've been ridiculous.

>Nathan Ablett
>Cam Mooney

>>77818756
fucking cunts are tanking on purpose.

Heaven forbid North or Brisbane gets a fair crack at a player and uses them 100x more wisely.

>>77818700
The AFL would threaten to suspend their licenses and eventually just settle for kicking them out of the finals and giving them huge fines.

It just won't ever happen. It's like asking what would happen if all players refused to wear clothes during the match.

>>77818774
Nothing. Did you read the last thread?

What would happen if both teams refused to wear clothes during a grand final?

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HEAVE HO UNNA

>>77818846
grow up shithead

>>77818846
You'd get aroused

>>77818846
We would be seeing the pinnacle of manly greco-roman wrestling.

>>77818867
Bet you're fun at parties.

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>Gold Coast

JUST FOLD THEM ALREADY

Will we see AFL at the Tokyo Olympic Games? If so who gets runner up?

Who will win the 2020 hip?

>>77818900
i'm shitposting from a party right now nerd, square up

>>77818846
>naked Hawkins and Rance wrestling each other
Wouldnt mind desu

>>77818965
Sounds like you're being really fun at that party.

>>77818990
>Rance and Easton Wood in an oiled naked wrestling match
Every faggots wet dream

>>77818965
bet you're fun at parties

>>77819022
>Daw and Aliir Aliir naked oil wrestling
Yes please

>>77818924
PNG won the international cup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbJMAHRzHEo

>this was six years ago now
>Gold Coast are STILL laughably shit

What went wrong?

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hawks lads

>>77816134
>(You)

>>77819086
Introduced GWS, picked shit staff, Hunt/Bennell, chose the worst captain in AFL/VFL history.

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>>77819007
sad samefag.
just sitting at home while I'm about to fuck a MILF, here's a pic NERD

>get invited to a party
>get there early
>have to piss, house has a urinal and a stall for some reason
>enter stall, turn shoes the "correct" way around
>mfw everyone decided to go to a different location for the party

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>>77819133
fuck u

>>77819141
fuckin bitch wouldn't stay still

>>77819086
Karmichael Hunt getting half the team on meth probably didnt help

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Just knock >us out of the 8 already Iggles I don't want to have to sit through another shitty performance like that

>>77819086
>Blocked comments

Ha

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Michael ricciuto claims >poort's highest margin is 117, it's actually 119

>>77819225

>michael ricciuto
>michael

Worst team song?

>>77819225
>Michael

>>77819289
Western Bulldogs

>>77819197
>Strategically losing so that you play Poort instead of Sydney
All carefully planned

>>77819281
>Michael ricciuto
O shit nigga

>>77819289
Fremantle, West Coast

>>77819289
Essendon, west coast or hawthorn

This loss was great for GAJ. No one can blame him for wanting to leave such a shit team.

>>77819328
>risking the Iggles going fully bully on their flat-track

oh yeah, great plan

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>>77819225
>Michael ricciuto

>>77819354
Literally only Cats fans are defending him at this point.

>>77819354
This is going to be a good trade period, Gold Coast are going to be complete cunts about it because I think Gaj is still contracted for another year

>>77819354
It's not like this match was the deciding factor in that.

Imagine the finals performances we could have seen from him if the AFL hadn't been money hungry. He had the potential to play some of the best games of all time with a decent team still around him

>>77819402
>Wanting to stay at a team that can only score 7 points in 60 minutes of football.

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>suns can get 2nd draft pick

Wow, that is amazing. As if they might have been tanking.

>>77819289

>GOAT Tier
Richmond

>Top Tier
Carlton
Collingwood
Sydney

>Mid Tier
Adelaide
Geelong
Essendon
GWS
Melbourne
Bulldogs

>Low Tier
North
Hawthorn
Brisbane
St Kilda

>Shit Tier
Freo
Port
Gold Coast
West Coast

>>77819443
>>Mid Tier
>Adelaide

>literally an advertisement for a fucking car
dropped

>>77819443
GWS are definitely top tier. Port is fun too desu

Richmond is the eternal goat song too. My junior club had it as our song too, it was amazing to sign it after a big win (which was unfortunately rare)

>first caller on 5aa was some really old bloke who was rambling on about how proud he was but its the first game he's missed in 7 years and started talking about the things he grows on his farm but hes so proud of the boys and they cut him off

>>77819482

Almost had GWS in top tier. Certainly the best of the post-South Melbourne era.

>>77819402
you've posted this exact same thing twice today dummy. Maybe people just want to see a great player play in a team that isn't complete dog shit?

>>77819443
Typical list for a bitchmond cuck supporter, keep scurrying around the shed for the key friendo!

>>77819573
t. handbagger

>>77819443
>Richmond in GOAT tier
lmao no Mario

>>77819573
Plenty of teams other than the Geelong that aren't dogshit mate.

oh shit I didn't even realise adelaide are going to have to lose to GWS first week of finals.

>>77819638
t. exposed

Can't wait for Selwood's ducking in the finals, must be practicing whilst injured.

>>77819664
and?

>>77819688
Oy mate duckwood is an ELITE ducker you are just jealous, nice dubs.

>>77819613
>>77819639

North supporter you wogs. Richmond song is universally accepted as the best one m8s. Just imagine the YELLOW AND BLACK if the Tiges win the flag.

>700+ posts today

/afl/ on ELITE, THRIVING, BASED and MUSCULAR community watch.

>>77819728
>norf supporter not in a cuckshed but locked in a literal cuck-cellar.

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>>77819639
>>77819613
>being this contrarian
LMAOing @ ur lives

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>>77819755
checked and confirmed

>>77819728
>muh song
fucking sad

>>77819774
>contrarian
you don't even have an argument for us to be contrary to you meatball, you just keep saying richmond. fuckin dummy.

Tipping Freo, Richmond and Crows at the expense of my mental health.

>>77819728
A shame they'll be knocked out in straight sets via Geelong and Sydney then

>>77819850
Essendon, St Kilda and West Coast for mine.

I'm the only one that misses the preseason cup concept aren't I?

>>77819833
>club song tier list
>m-muh song
>th-there's no argument to be contrary to
Are you literally retarded kiddo?

>>77819850
>bitchmond
i mean saints obviously
>>77819443
Port and WCE have und

>>77819870

>a team's performance has an impact on the quality of their song

>playing Forza after the footy
>lap times getting faster with each beer

Disproved the 0.05 nanny state lads.

>>77819833
>kiddo
my bad didn't know you were 15

>>77819949
I think the most elite driving is done around 0:90 - 0:150

>>77819988
0:090 and 0:150 i mean

>>77819949
there is a reason that they start "you shouldn't drive drive" adverts after 2 drinks+ that's because 1-2 drinks actually improves your hand eye co-ordination

>>77820021
drink drive*
i'm already drunk kek

>>77820015

0.1ish is the peak for anything involving competition but not consequences like Pool, Darts, Vidya etc

Confidence up but coordination hasn't begun to suffer yet.

>>77820059
can concur

>>77820021

>You shouldn't drive drive

I wouldn't advise drive driving m8

>>77820059

Can confirm this

>be playing golf with m8s
>bring a slab and some ice
>starting making pars after about three beers
>game goes to shit after finishing my six-pack

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>>77820021
>drive driving

>>77820059
>co-ordination hasn't begun to suffer yet
Scientifically wrong.

>>77820092
>>77820158
see
>>77820056

t. can't follow a thread

>>77820171
>Scientifically wrong.
lmao prove it
the first man to ever get disqualified in the Olympics was a pentathlete competitor who had to turn in the bronze medal after having 2 beers before competition.
>in b4 lmao xd bronze
fucking turd

>>77820171

Technically yes. A better phrasing would be that confidence has increased more than coordination has decreased.

Wrong decision is better than indecision etc etc

@77820267
You're a retarded high schooler. 2 beers doesn't lead to a BAC of 0.1 for the vast majority of men.

Don't even give me a (You). Educate yourself.

>>77820524
>the vast majority of men
speculating and being general doesn't make what you say factual idiot. Prove what you're saying is true. I know you won't though. I can see you are too much of a bitch to reply to a guy let alone back up your statements with facts lmao

>>77820524
>too retarded to notice there is more than 1 person replying to him.
I guess it's my fault I expected a modicum of intelligence, better get back to my party.

@77820637
@77820721
>y-you don't have facts!!!!
You retards posted anecdotes of you being at 0.1 after 3 beers (you weren't) and that it made you better at things requiring reflexes and hand eye co-ordination (it doesn't). The science is all there.

https://academic.oup.com/alcalc/article/41/4/45
1/162280/MODERATE-ALCOHOL-INTAKE-AND-MOTOR-VEHICLE-CRASHES

http://www.brad21.org/bac_charts.html

Need me to spoonfeed you? Here.

>>77820637
The general rule of thumb is that 2 standards = 0.05 BAC.

2 beers = less than 3 standard drinks. Ipso facto, 2 beers =/= 0.1 BAC

>>77820923
how drunk are you mate, you replied to my post about a guy being disqualifed from the Olympics, I never said anything about 0.1 BAC ever. I know you must be very upset though, it takes a lot more effort to remove the >> and add the @ to posts to appear like you don't care, maybe have a drink, get your BAC up to 0.1 and you might be less of a cunt and get invited to a party sweetie xx

how do you literally score only five times in one game

>>77820923
>can't even link properly
>links pounds to BAC

lmao put your proxy back on fag

>>77820923
if I registered a 0.1 it would be a REGISTERED fact not an anecdote shitbrain

@77820979
The post I responded to was this >>77820059 you absolute mongoloid.

You're seriously embarrassing yourself. I also guarantee that I get out more than you do :^).

@77821025
>is incapable of approximating lbs to kgs in his head
kek

@77821068
Blew into a breathalyser at gold did you? My mistake. If you're that drunk after 3 beers you must be a tiny manlet and being a retard is actually the least of your problems hahaha

What a shit sport that no one else plays. This is your guys shitty NFL but 100x more shite

>>77821255
P O O
E
E
L
A
N
D

>>77821186
how sad are you so be trying to "educate" people on something that
1. you know nothing about and have to damage control over
2. no one cares about
lmao so fuckin sad

fuckin hell so much projecting here, you are absolutely SEETHING making sure you absolutely can't give anyone a (You) what a fucking sad case, have a drink mate.

>>77821255
Your white people are shit at literally every sport lmao

>>77821186
I'm embarrassed for you mate, damn.

>>77821186
Mate you can't even operate a webpage, I hope you can't actually drive

What would be the sweeter result tomorrow? Dees out of the 8 or Iggs?

>>77821852
aints downing the tigers and then Adelaide staging a last quarter comeback to clip the iggles wings

Also Fremantle losing by over 100 again

>>77821852
Saints beating Tigers, luring Dusty further away from Tiges, and GWS to tank harder and lure Kelly away. Dees to get far and fall short for the keks.

And Adelaide just destroying Iggs but Kennedy wins the coleman over Franklin because fuck buddy.

so the good guys are officially Saints, Essendone, and /crows/? I'm fucking with the ladder predictor and it looks like the dees can't get kicked out, so my only joy will be in the iggs not getting in and bitchmond not getting top4. This leads to a demoralizing showdown loss for the poort quickly followed by straight sets exit the grand finale of going the entire year without a win against a top 8 team.

mods leave the thread up we got to get some sleep you cunts.

>>77822319
I would say Melbourne are the more likeable team over Essendon but that's just me, I like your choices regardless especially iggs getting shit canned

>>77821852
Dees out of the 8 (denied another finals chance)
Iggs in and out right off the bat (smug basking)

>>77822319
I'll be happy with any team other than GWS who hasn't won a GF since 2000

>mfw Melbourne make the finals by literally less than 0.1%
>mfw no face
trivia lads: the closest miss-out on the finals happened in 1955 when footscray missed out of the semi final by 0.6%. if the hawks had kicked one more goal against essendon in the last round, footscray would have made it by 0.12%

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I'll pray for /afl/ during the upcoming meme fight shitposting.

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just hold on /afl/! I know you can pull through!

>bitchmond

>never ever

would would /afl/ rather finish 4th and why:

>Poort
>Bitchmond

>>77837170
Bitchmond pretty much can't finish 4th mate. It's 3rd or 6th.

Personally I want to see the Showdown final and the shitstorm that will ensue if GWS turns it around at the G. An Essendon Richmond final will be neat too.

It's hailing in Melbourne lads

>carlton letting dumb abo cunt kick 10

just fucking fold you pathetic irrelevant club. fuck off, just fuck off.

>>77838361
Fuck off waba

>McGregor

>>77838361
>>77838431

wew what makes u think that's based wabiscus?

>sweating on that coleman now
its only right it must be earned

>>77839867
bradburying the coleman is not earning it

>>77840243
>third one in a row
>keeping up with the comp at a massive handicap
>having to kick a bag of 5+ in final game to clinch

top 5 afl forward of all time if he does this?

>>77840574
nah he doesn't go up the ground enough

>>77840574

no. he hasn't kicked 100 in a season.

>>77840574
"No."

What were the pies/dees odds yesterday morning, does anyone remember?

>>77840574
He's not even in the top 2 Josh Kennedys

Why are the """Australians""" east of the Western Australian border so jealous of us? It's ok, maybe one day your pathetic club will be of relevancy.

>>77842953
Pies were 3.10 according to some site i found

>>77843174
>state is literally thousands of k's of pure nothing
>can't even keep a rugby team
>calls other states irrelevant

>>77843299
lmao who gives a shit about rugby are you a homo or something? bet you enjoy watching those big bears bending over smelling each others assholes aye cunt. fucking homo, attach a 100kg weight to your legs, jump off a bridge, and get decapitated

Carn Freo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MhZpyfl4rM

Which one of you faggots is this?

Come on Pissmantle, git gud

Daily reminder that Daniher is going to kick 10

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>perthgook86

>essendon supporters thinking they're a shoo-in
Reminder that Freo have a good record in Melbourne and that Essendon lost to Brisbane at home

>foldmantle

best australia to cuck essencuck and cuckbourne out of finals

>>77845571
In the last three months Fremantle has only beaten norf and Gold Coast

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>projectorvirgin

>>77846676

>start losing momentum
>intimidate the umpire
>suddenly get free kicks

Really makes u think

>>77845468
Why is that? We're literally going to make the eight even though it seemed to be very unlikely at the start of this round. Kennedy will probably kick at least 5 and win a third straight Coleman. We'll probably play Port first week of finals and beat them just like we did earlier this year. Defeating GWS and Adelaide after that is also a good possibility - wouldn't be that shocking to see us make a grand final. I presume by your trip name that you support Richmond. It's funny because Richmond will probably not win a final this year and go out in straight sets, further extending the amount of years they've gone without a single finals win. That's just hilarious.

>>77847404
Adelaide are going to destroy you

>>77847507
what did perthgook do to badelaide to deserve that

>>77847507
Yeah, that's not happening. Adelaide have already begun to go downhill. Watch them lose by 20+ to WCE today and go out in straight sets.

>>77843489
>Being this butthurt

>Essendon supporters unironically think that non-supporters are hoping for a """fairytale""" akin to the Bulldogs last year

>>77847916

Adelaide supporter here and been saying this for a month.

>>77847507
If they were full strength and there was something in it for Adelaide other than pride I'd agree but Adelaide has Walker and Talia out and will be top even if they lose while the Iggs have the home ground advantage and will be desperate for a win.

Fremantle
Please

>>77848705
I can't see the Adelaide Crows making the Grand Final. I've done the ladder predictor many times and it's just not happening.

>>77849024
The Saints might just get their miracle m8

>>77849229
How? They'll play either Port or GWS in the Qualifying. If they play Port they'll flog them. If they play GWS and they lose they'll most likely meet Port in the semi and flog Port then.

For the prelim I've got them playing the Cats at AO, and we saw how that turned out a couple of weeks back.

Fyfe deserves so much better than ross lyon

>>77849229
Other than Sydney they've beaten every other current top 8 team the last time they played them

Kennedy will win the Coleman

GIB FREO YOUR HEAVE HOS LADS

Is the ginger Mick dead yet?

>>77850507

fight hasn't started yet

>>77850474
HEAVE HO UNNA

>>77850507
just about to start

>>77850651
Fucking hell, was considering watching before going to the G

>>77850862
it's on at the G mate

>>77851136
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ok so if saints absolutely thrash the tigers and the crows get up, anythings possible, right?

>>77851541
Sydney would murder you

>>77851541
It's possible especially if Freo somehow beats Essendon
Wouldn't put money on it though

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-26/first-chinese-national-chen-shaoliang-debuts-port-adelaide/8845128
kek

>>77852472
HA HA!
TIME FOR QUOTAS!

just poured the rest of my alcohol down the drain don't understand how people like the fucking shit. worst drug.

wouldn't mind a stream for the dons game lads

>>77854726
Stop living in a shit state

>boxing
Don't reckon that semen slurping sport is for me lads.

>margin went from 8 to 38 in 5 minutes
At long last, it's time to kilda myself

>>77856736
If you didn't do it in 2010 you're not going to do it noe

Now all we needs is for the Stains to win and it's a Melbourne final :)

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Who is the Floyd Mayweather of AFL?

>>77858141
Carey

What the fuck is going on with dockers/dons?

COMEON FREO

Godmantle pls

is it happening?

>>77859005

essenshit have stopped again.

GET UP YOU DARDY TINGS

Worsfold confirmed for inside man

>worst cuck suppoorters claiming onto the worthless coleman to somehow make out their team to be relevant
kek

K E K

KEK!

>>77859404
The coleman is only worth something if a player gets 80+ goals imo

>>77858644
>best of his era
>huge ego
>wife-beating
good choice

Fremantle has only got over 100 points twice this season. The last time was in round 7 against Essendon.

>St Cuckda

>foldmantle

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>He could have got a quick goal
>He lined up for a behind instead
>This is the man who crushed the Saint's last hopes and dreams

They should bring back the five minute warning desu

literally had to search the catalogue to find this thread. this must the biggest shitposting event of the year

Riewoldt will officially end his career with more dick pic holiday cards than premierships

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>iggs scrape a win
>still don't make the 8 on %

Fuark it's pissing down at the G

>>>/asp/

>>77860750
Yeah people acting like the event was in any way serious. Just goes to show what a joke boxing has become.

>>77861029
Isn't asp just /wwe/ ?

>>77860925
most likely outcome in all honesty however the iggs have a tendency to wreck adelaide at the most inopportune times.

As many of you may now, my great uncle, Alec Epis, played for the Dons back in the '60s. On the basis of this, the fact that Essendon are a Victorian team with a long history, and their prospects for premiership success in the next decade, I am officially switching clubs from St Kilda to Essendon.

Go the Bombers

>>77861246
wish you'd switch from tying your belt around your waist to tying it around your neck

>>77861204
yeah it's wwe, wwe diva waifu threads and skateboarding. I'm trying to bully heem into going there too though after potatonigger got handled

>>77861246

disgusting.

>>77861292
BTFO
T
F
O

>>77861292
Noice

>>77861246
Just fucking leave already like that other faggot, one tripfaggot dies and another one takes its place so fucking annoying

Imagine actually unironically believing that just scraping into the finals and almost losing to Freo is a success story
>essenshit

>>77861292
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>77861292
Good post.

>>77861372
We have basically no tripfags now compared to the golden days of 2012/13

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Reminder to always filter, never reply

>>77861292
ELITE post

>>77861292
MUSCULAR post.

Edgy

>>77861432
>We have basically no posters now compared to the golden days of 2012/13
ftfy

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>belt Richmond when it doesn't matter
>when it matters and you are actually playing for finals, collapse entirely

lmao

>thirdmond

Accuracy gods

>>77860750
and yet /afl/ thrives: Remembered, everlasting in an eternal spring. Hosanna!

>>77861384
it was weak and not good for momentum, but >we have Hooker and Hurley coming back and maybe even Fantasia

>Cut fingernails quarter time
>Come back
>51-8
Crickey what happened?

>>77861292
Don't you remember from one of the last 2 threads? It'd crumble under pressure.

>>77861965
>cutting fingernails
>not just picking at them

>bitch kilda

>58 - 8
>not even half time

>>77862091
Can't pull it off m8, and can't bite them either, after chipping front teeth and having them filled back in the last 2 times I tried biting them off they just cracked the fillings.

shitmond will NOT win a final

>>77862188
They will take down the cats at the G and then have a home prelim against an interstate team.

Tigerland is coming mate

Is there any way Port can be knocked down to 5th?

>>77862188
I reckon they would have been better off to lose today and play some scrub team like essendon

this way they're going to go out in straight sets

>>77862188
Thought they'd want to tank this probably prefer losing the double chance than the alternative, facing Peelong then Shitney isn't going to work out for them

>>77862239
yes

literally all Richmond has to do is win or draw and Port go to 5th

>>77862239
no chance of it not happening

Can't wait to see bitchmind fail to win a single final again lads.

>Steve "m'lady" Butler

>>77862356
okay

in the unlikely event that the iggs actually win by enough to make the 8, I'd rather >us play port than sydney

hope west coast win but not by enough

I dont want Subi to go lads :'(

the fuck is this giant cumstain on the iggs jumper

>>77862974
that's the afl logo lad

>>77862929
subi is fucking shit lad

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fuckin beautiful day lads. No better day to send off Subiaco

>>77863042
yeah but it's >our fucking shit

>>77863042
No u

The only upside of today is that /pol/ got fucking btfo

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>>77862386

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carn the fucking crows

Ultimate kek occurence would be Josh Kennedy kicking his 6th goal after the siren to knock Melbourne AND Buddy out.

>>77863087
>>77863123
Worst ground to watch football from. New stadium is really deserved desu

whats for dinner lads?

>>77863395

thai.

>>77863395
Mum's cooking some beef schnitzel later

>>77863395
sushi

>Riewoldt STILL hasn't booted 3 goals
What's he doing? Embarrassing.

>>77863395
sausages and three veg

>>77863395
Eagle

gonna kms if west coast win by 4 goals lads

MELBSHIT PEEMONS fans literally SHITTING themelves

>>77863674
they only need to win by 17 points to jump Melbourne

http://www.liveladders.com/AFL/
so you can keep track of this

>>77863395
tacos

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Fuck you Adelaide

>>77863710
how much to jump essendon?

>deliberate
holy umpball

>>77863869
website isn't loading but about 44 point win iirc

guys who do I want to win and how how much so essendon make the 8 and don't play sydney at all?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv0fqQI8VYY
me right now lads
fuck everything i fucking hate this fucking club

>>77863919
For Essendon to avoid Sydney, Eagles need to beat Adelaide by 41 points
>>77863869
To jump Bombers, eagles need a 41 point win

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>>77863970
>For Essendon to avoid Sydney, Eagles need to beat Adelaide by 41 points

it's not fair bros

come on stains

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>>77864068
You got a decent enough chance to beat us.

How much do Saints need to win by?

>>77864106
It is already too late.

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

This game is rigged because the afl knows we$t coast will draw a bigger audience than melbourne

>yfw DA SAINTS kick 30 goals in the last quarter and cuck everyone

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>>77864101
no we don't
it will be another sydney grand final
i am sick of seeing them there all the time
fuck this shit

Christ, why is my goybook full of virtue-signalling fucks talking about muh """"toxic"""" fight culture? I don't care about fag-grapple, these people don't care about fag-grapple, why? There's no traction there, maybe 5-6 likes on a Sunday afternoon, is that enough of a dopamine hit for these retards?

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>>77864170
I'm sick of seeing the bloods lose often at the finals or near it.

WHY are the Crows wearing some gay colours on their shirt instead of the usual cool dark ambient colours?

>unironically typing virtue-signalling
lol what a poof

>>77864234
because they are the away team

>>77864215
>2 premierships in 12 years

stop right there

>>77864259
Yeah after 1933.

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>>77864170
open wide cucktoria

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>Just found out Grandpa's in the hospital for overworking his back

Eagles defence doing a good job absorbing this pressure

>>77864300
Damn.

>>77864300

Probably from carrying the family honour since neither you or your deadbeat father have done anything to help with it.

>>77864295
WAutist go back on your original bandwagon.

>>77864192

hearing good reports about how well received you are at parties lad

>>77864290
you weren't there for the misery though, Swans have been consistent since the mid 90s

>>77864388
gonna need a peer reviewed party study mate

Dees back in the 8 with that goal

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>>77864317

yeah, the """eagles""" """defense""""

How much do the Iggles need to win by?

>>77864491
17

>>77863395
Dads got a nice lamb roast going

>>77864500
fug

>>77863836
do you really think you deserve a spot in the finals?

>>77864101
>us
what position do you play mate?

>>77864295
>forgets about the absolute drubbing he got in the 2014 and 2016 grand final
KEKEKEKEKEKEK

>>77864532
Drug dealer in the back rooms and clubs. Got to keep them going through the season m8

Why isn't Kennedy kicking any goals? Does he not want to win the Coleman?

>not keeping the margin between 3-4 goals all-game just to shave years off Demons supporters' lives

>>77864300
>old man gets injured
Waste of dubs desu

>straight arm block
such a retarded rule, especially bringing it in three weeks from the end of the season

>>77864648
He's given up.

>worst cuck shitgles

>>77864648
Only kicks goals against shit teams.

Can Eagles do it, boys?

Iggs back in the 8 lads

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>5 goals for townsend

>>77864828
kek

>>77864850
did he kick a bag last weekend as well?

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>Riewoldt only kicks a goal
>Kennedy not even trying to overtake Buddy
What the fuck is going on today?