OFFICIAL AFC BOURNEMOUTH v MANCHESTER CITY MATCH THREAD

There are more Bournemouth fans than Citeh ones on /sp/.

>Poop with 4 atb

what does he mean by this

Are City playing as 4-1-4-1?

Why isn't Aguero starting, Jesus hasn't looked great so far.

forgot delf existed desu

>in the year of 2017 Andrew Surman and Dan Gosling are still in the starting line-up for a PL team

>>77817655
pep hates aguero

B. Silva is world class

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what did sofascore mean by this

>>77817655
pep hates blacks

>>77817687
to be quite honest, for me it's

d silva > b silva > d bruyne

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thinking man formation

Bournemouth are gonna roll over for Citeh, u just know it

b.silva-otamendi-kompany-mendy-danilo
fern
de bruyne-silva
g(sus)-sterling

>>77817694
wtf

>>77817728
>roll over
Howe's inability to change his playing style is suicide in this scenario.

5-0 city win

why does everyone have to play memeformations these days
literally what is wrong with 4-4-2

There is literally no logical reason to be playing 3 CBs, with wing backs, against shit like Bournemouth.

>>77817767
cholo pls go

any of you lads have an acestream?

i thought gundam is back?
>>77817767
this, but replace 4-4-2 with 4-3-3
>>77817786
i'll have a stream up

>that fucking team

Christ guys, Eddie Meme bout to hold a 7-0

>>77817613
irl too

>>77817653
yep

>>77817687
'no'

>>77817694
anything's possible with the bald fraud

>>77817767
only bus-parking teams use 4-4-2 these days

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>>77817694
>>77817720
Has to be more like this probably
(yes I put in Aguero instead of Jesus because I´m dumb)

>Tyrone mings lcb

>>77817857
yeah, i'm fairly sure that's how theyll play
are you phonecall guy?

For the first time I'm actually excited about the next Twin Peaks episode.

>>77817786
e7968fe55b27a9b308aa2273271f73c8fe3e5593

NBCSN HD

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>it's a passive aggressive Pep interview

>>77817957
i love those episodes

>>77817683
>>77817655
Can you blame Pep?
He missed easy chances and cost City 3 points like he tends to do for some time now. De Bruyne was absolutely seething when Aguero missed one particular chance

>>77817984
inb4 jesus misses a sitter

>only 20 (twenty) unique posters ITT

Why are City so small time?

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>wing-backs

>>77817957
Wonder if he'll run off if he gets a draw again

>>77817995
i mean they're not a proper football club at the end of the day

>De Bruyne refers to Man City as "they" instead of "we"

How sad. He deserves better than a plastic club.

>poop fraudiola

>not knowing 3-1-4-2 Is the GOAT formation
Not even a >POOP fan but the formation is based. Then again 3 defender formations got exposed thanks to conte and now everyone knows how to deal with them.

>get excited for return of the premier league
>remember that 95% of matches are one-sided forgone conclusions or utterly dull shitfests between literal whos with no significance

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>>77818034
>tfw you have to refer to your company as "we"

>>77818053
there's no foregone conclusions in the prem lad

the stream's

streams.notahoneypot.me

>Bournemouth switching to a back 4 mid-pre-match-warmup because they've finally deciphered Pep's line up

How do I become intelligent like Guardiola?

this place is overflowing with united customers

>>77817994
It wouldn't surprise me. Messi needs to realize Barcelona are being run into the ground by the board and he should join City. Put him in a false 9 with Sane and B Silva/ De Bruyne and they're treble contenders

>>77817995
>Why aren't City threads full of bandwagoners like halal, manure, chelshit, arse and liverpoo

>>77818075
accy odds?

>>77818075
>Man Utd
>conceding

>>77818081
barca at their worst are ten times the club man city are

C'mon CITY

>>77818081
id hardly call arse/liverpoo bandwagon, they havnt won shit for over a decade, what kind of bandwagon is that

its more like a jail sentance

>>77818079
>calls fans customers in a man city thread

>>77818101
customers only refers to buyern/united fans unless people use it wrong

>>77818093
Well I need something to give me money

>based Pards providing the analysis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp3fxyZFCoo

Reminder De Bruyne got cucked by Courtois

>>77818114
Pretty sure Liverpool also used "customers" to refer to their fanbase at one point.

why are south coast teams a thing suddenly

>>77818137
story?

>>77818146
the greens are making the region the best in the land

>Sky analysis has become such a meme I actually enjoy NBCSN's coverage more

>>77818146
because the south is the real england

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Can't say i'm looking forward to this

>>77818114
It should really only refer to Buyern; that was the original meme. The Man Utd customer meme was just a bastardised version forced by a couple of autists.

>>77818093
>lester
>not scoring against manchester pride united

>>77818161
I mute it when the American cunt talks

>>77818166
It's Howe's fault for being tactically retarded.

>>77818131
Women are crazy.

>>77818075
United aren't winning the treble.

>>77818167
t. customer

>>77818161
It's still miles better than BT Sport.

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>>77818192

>>77818151
>Kevin and I had not been getting long, and I found comfort in the arms of Thibaut.

>That evening, Thibaut offered me what I had not received a three-year relationship with Kevin.

>With Thibaut, I could talk about anything and everything and he had even prepared me a delicious meal. Kevin never did it for me.

>Kevin had deceived me and I thought: why shouldn’t I do that too?

lads what soup should i have for lunch - carrot & coriander, tomato & basil or potato & leek?

>>77818167
this, now it's expanded to everyone who doesn't support the team closest to their house

Is there any reason for this "who is gonna win" bar on SofaScore? It's always hugely scored in favor of whoever has the biggest consumer base anyway.

>>77818075
utd will draw cap this

>>77818204
>soup
>for lunch
>>>/reddit/

>>77818204
are you on a diet?

>>77818202
poor kevin ;_;

would this have happened if he wasn't a manlet?

>>77818204
based carrot and coriander always

>>77818198
BT's strategy seems to be to amass as many cunts from English football in the last 20 years as possible.

Someone post me mancity pepe

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>coffee
>sport's
>/sp/ buddy's
>Summertime Saga
comfy morning

>>77818216
>>77818220
since when is soup a meme lunch?

how many will bernardo assist today? i think he's got a couple in the bag

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>tfw Aguero on my fantasy team

>>77818251
Nerds can't handle soup

Girls, should I watch this game?

Aggregate score of the last 4 games between these two is 15-1, not expecting anything from Bournemouth today.

>Aguero's face

man shitty has already dropped 2 points against a team it should not have dropped points against, let's see what mememouth can do

So this is how you Americans drive to work

>>77818261
Maybe but you could also read anarcho-feminist literature instead.

>>77818262


Sterling as well always scores against us

sorry but soup is a cereal tier ""lunch"""
I guess it's easier to eat while you make epic posts on r/atheism

Who /Bernardo/ here?

>>77818016
only when he gets a call that informs him of that rat messi jumping the farsa ship

>anyone in this thread
>we
>our
>us

Eddie not even bothering trying to defend

>two of the best teams in england playing
>immediate hoofball
english football is a joke

bournemouth have bought so poorly this season, reckon they'll go down with brighton and someone else desu

>>77818303
>he's not an atheist
memes aside, if you don't feel superior to ridiculous religious people then you've just not thought about it enough

Who's the guy behind aguero?

>>77818316
to be fair only one of these teams is actually english

>Pep already moody

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>>77818295
>emma goldman's essays are still not available on amazon
Reading on screen is not the same

>>77818316
>mememouth
>good

>black player is described as "athletic"

Pep looks depressed as fuck

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>>77818324

>>77818324
easy on the tipping there m8 you wouldn't want to get minestrone on your fedora

>>77818319
Defoe, Ake, begovic

>bad

>Mike Dean is the ref
Controversial attention seeking penalty call confirmed.

Guy is egotistic as fuck even for a referee.

>>77818349
minestrone is shit tier soup

smells like homelessness

>The yank stream has British commentators

Thank god

>>77818319
Defoe and Ake are good signings. Better than £15m for fucking Ibe that's for sure.

Why did we sell King, lads?

>Pep so mad they let Mooy go that hes losing on purpose

>>77818319
No way. Brighton and Newcastle are utter garbage and then, there's other trash like Burnley, Swansea, Palace.

>>77818334
Not a fan of e-readers?

>>77818388
>thinking he would have even got into the team

Pep looks like that meme with the feels guy standing in the corner at a party.

fucking book him

>>77818351
>still persisting with League 1 standard defenders
>consistently conceding nearly 2 goals a game

>good

>Mike Dean in charge of a televised match

This game was already fucked from the beginning.

Someone inbox me if Pep gets exposed

city play very underwhelming football

nice refball there Dean, that was a clear cut yellow card and would have been awarded to any side other than the two manchester clubs but the FA are desperate for them to win the league this year. It's pathetic

>>77818403
>I wish I was at home, playing Messi each week
>The stadium is too loud
>Me fees hurt
>I'm bald

>>77818398
>hes not a mooy boy
newfags have to go back

City are making lots of mistakes passing

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>>77818403
I not only looks like the guy, he is the guy.

>>77818367
no they aren't, defoe is no better than what they already have and ake is fucking terrible

Should managers always wear suits?

>>77818423
>>still persisting with League 1 standard defenders

Cook had the most clearances in the league last season

>>77818434
Probably because the game is only 7 minutes old.

Ref's don't like giving early yellows unless its necessary usually.

Whats your favorite Citehh chant lads?

COME ON CITY or CITY CITY CITY?

Who the fuck is Mendy gonna cross to in this team?

lets go bournemouth

i wonder how many northern birds Mendy has BLACKED already

>>77818463
The silent one because City have no fans

>>77818459
>muh clearances
Doesn't mean shit.

Rekt

Al-City BTFO

DANIELS

WHAT

THE

FUCK

EXPOSED

HOLY SHIT

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>SHITTY
>SHITTY
>SHITTY

HAHAHAHAHHA DANIELS

ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS DEFENDERS IN THE LEAGUE

>>77818463
WE USED TO BE WIGAN FANS!

If you live in Manchester and dont want to be a customer or support arab oil who do you support?

>LOSING TO EDDIE MEME
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH

EXPOSED

wtf i love bournemouth now

HOLY FUCK

WEW

holy fuck

YOWZA

AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTAH

What a goal

>POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP

EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTER

>pep

TWAT

ABSOLUTE BLOOT

/LIFELONG/

Holy shit

Fucking lol. Some more pls mememouth

>poop

What a fucking goal

>poop

HOLY SHIT WHAT A GOAL

>>77818423
>>77818423
>>77818423
>>77818423

>you

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who else /primarily watches these games hoping for upsets/ here?

>>77818202
>preparing a meal for a broad to seduce
If anyone is the beta it's courtois

MIKE DEAN ON SUICIDE WATCH

The absolute state of poop pee poop guardiola

#HOLYFUCK
Top 20 Goals YOU WON'T BELIEVE In Football I AMAZING!

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

fucking state of Danilo.

wew lads, what a goal that was

I'll enjoy this while it lasts, because this will sadly end 1-5

Goal of the season already decided

>Daniels is on my FPL bench

Who was that City nignog, turning away from the shot instead of taking it on his body?

who /transferred daniels out of fpl last week/ here?

based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi13NxmjqLI

Jesus Christ the exposure levels are off the fucking charts

>>77818525
Bournemouth

>>77818578
danilo i guess

City need a new gk

>>77818599
this

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

FUCK OFF ARAB OIL CUNTS

>>77818525
Liverpool

>>77818525
Oldham

>>77818599
Bravo would've saved that

What a hit son

WHAT A HIT

>>77818599
mignolet

>>77818564
everyone, thats why PL is best to watch, so many teams to root against

I made a noise at that goal that I've never made before

Tell me a more satisfying way you can bloot a ball than right after a drop.

>protip: you can't

>Poop

I took Daniels out of my fpl for Kompany this morning ama

who will be city's manager this winter?

>>77818563
Let me know when he's actually good at defending.

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>>77818525

Pep looks upset.

>>77818525
Bury

>>77818599
City need a new Manager
>Buy 2 Gk's
>Both shit
>Muh good with their feet and not their hands meme

The way Mendy just turns and ducks out of the way. What a coward.

>>77818619
I made a "OOOAAAAAUUGGH"

>>77818631
Stephen Gerrard

>>77818631
Tuchel

apparently bournemouth have the 2nd largest pitch in the prem

I know it's the camera angle but it looks absolutely tiny

>>77818619
A sex noise?

Too intelligent to buy defenders

>Sterlel

why isn't he showing signs of improvement?

Defoe is literally better than Jesus

>>77818619
Like Gary Neville once did?

>>77818631
Josep 'Nandrolone' Guardiola Sala

fugg Defoe should have scored that

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING EXPOSED

>>77818659
Rude

>>77818053
You were saying?

Jerbased Defoe

>depoo

>>77818653
Because the stadium is fucking tiny and the stands are right next to the pitch

so hyped to watch City this season. It's going to be a complete shitshow

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>player scores an impressive goal
>commentator and fans say "what a hit son take a bow"

What are tackles?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUG

>>77818663
pace babby

So these are the apparent 'epl' favourites?

Someone cremate please.

>>77818653
that's because it's far away

that nigga Danilo is fucking shit at defending

Was that Tyrone Mings with the ball to Defoe?

problem is that he only buys attacking defenders which then can't defend

wtf is happening

city are getting absolutely battered

Shouldve scored j man

How could they lose their first two games?

>>77818707
Surman

How are City so poor? Is it because Poop is still trying to play like he has Messi in his team?

>>77818663
Because he has 0 decision making ability under pressure

You can't coach that shit

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>tfw too intelligent for the premier league

>>77818709
Are you talking about Howe or Guardiola there

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lmao this 'no tackle rule' has got city up in knots at the back

>Eddie Meme

/sp/ is NEVER right

Pep should've bought Ake

>yfw da cherries win da premierl eagle

>And in 50 years when Charlie Daniels is telling his children or his grandchildren about the goal he scored against Manchester City...
its like the commentator is a grandad speaking to the viewers who are his grandchildren

Napoli against this defence will be tasty

>>77818726
lel

Pep regretting coming to a competitive league

Fuck sake Bournememe

Least Jesus is in my FPL

>optus sports has a few seconds delay
Why does optus not care about my ability to effectively shitpost?

fuck off

fucking useless cunt defoe, new when he missed that shitty would equalise

fucking ake useless dumb nigger too, fuck off

>>77818691
Thats United desu

>Sterling has options
>Decides to go for the bloot instead

Dog shit player

What a pass

>>77818717
We did the last two seasons as well

100% JESUS

FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS FUCK ME IN THE ASS

>Eddie Meme defending

Just fuck off back to the championship.

What a fucking ball

RING RING RING

G ZEUS

;_;

that was a good goal desu

Relegation Machine - Status: ACTIVE

Don't like players begging for a red card

YOU HAD ONE JOB

>>77818758
That's not a particularly good trait to have.

>>77818764
You'll upset the Jersey plastic with that.

He is fucking blind to how fucking crap they are.

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did he really die in syria?

Ake no, you have to be good

>>77818779
Yeah it's in really poor spirit desu

HOW FUCKING BAD IS AKE

Who were the mongs here who said he was a good buy, own up now

>>77818367
>>77818351

>>77817516
>tfw your stream is so slow your goal update app tells you a goal is coming before it happens

fucking third world internet, a spider must've got into the router again

Ake's losing it

Anybody got a webm? I went for a poo.

>>77818734
Not if the last 5 minutes is anything to go by.

wtf is up with Ake today

Mike Dean has bottled that.

And to think that stupid Conte buy expensive Rudiger, when he had England brave Ake

>>77818791
I hope so

Lame

Beautiful pass though

HOLY FUCK THAT CROSS

>jesus

>The delusion of shitty scum thinking they will beat bournemouth

>jesus

wasted that glorious cross

>>77818797
Right when i praised him he lost his team a goal with shit marking and almost got ejected
Dubs decide who I'll put a curse on next

>>77818791
No, he just stopped shitposting because it required effort or he switched to another proxy.

>yeezy

It's GEE-SUZ

>>77818814
ah yes, bottled giving a decision in favour of a multi billion dollar oil fund against a local relegation candidate team with a 10k stadium capacity

>>77818779
>supposedly title contenders
>beg for red against bournemouth
lmao

>>77818749
>a few seconds delay
its close to a minute at this stage mate
shits fucked

>>77818831
Kek

>spend £500m in two seasons to struggle against bournemouth

wew pep really is goat

>>77818831
Good post

>>77818847
I hate City but that's a clear red card.

>>77818815
>sold Ake for 20m
>bought Rudiger for 29m

nice business

>>77818832
gabriel jesus

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preem-yeeere League

what was almost poetic from city if they scored after all that

holy shit how good is bernardo?

that touch, that chest pass, its sex on grass

>tfw i thought he could only do it against 18 year old congolese in ligue 1

>gabriel 0% jesus

>>77818857
he's a top manager lad he just needs 2 more transfer windows to properly assemble his team

>>77818866
rudnigger is terrible too kek

POST WEBMS PLS

is that ref from EA sports

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>Defending

>this total lack of positional sense
>these lunges in and around the box

What the fuck is wrong with Bournmeme defenders.

Who are you guys supporting

The Mansions or the Etihads

Why are they falling down that easily

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>>77818872
le leftymong face

Mendy looks retarded, what the fuck is he doing with his hair

>>77818882
>holy shit how good is bernardo?
seems super class, city should make him the main man

Haha Bourth already exhausted

>There are """""people""""" on here right now that aren't on the BASED r/soccer gamethread with quick webm updates and great football discussion.

KEK

Ghost dog!

Mendy is a bomb lads

Is there a bigger meme than this Howe faggot?

>>77818941
he's black

>>77818882
what age is ake

Why is david silva bald

>>77818619
Made an aggressive. "OOOOOOOOYYYYY"

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK KOMPANY RED CARD, THE STATE OF POOP GUARDIOLEL

>>77818969
Tough paper round

>>77818948
Yeah but you can't say you hate blacks or you'll be met with furious outrage so it's out

>>77818941
being black

>>77818916
>>77818919
>you now realise Howe is from the "the best form of defence is attack" school

And he played as a defender as well. The mind boggles.

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How do we fix Mendy?

>>77818940
>not realising that confrontation was obviously staged

GWAAAA-DEEE-OHHH-LARRRR

>>77818948
r/soccer threads are reactionary, /sp/ threads is where analytical minds meet
also slags

David Silva looks better than ever

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>>77818948

>>77818983
better than playing boring hoofball like brom

Nice shot, faggot

>silva

KEK

KEK

Silva is just a shit Silva

Deprived us of the Silva to Silva goal

>>77819003
that's what happens when you finally defeat cancer with chemo

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City look better without Walker lol

/trans/ on tour, lids.