/cyc/ - Vuelta - Stage 8

fuck froome
fuck sky
fuck all brits

>>77816202
that last climb looks fun

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>>77816232
yes

>>77816289
I fucking love the vuelta

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Lads if this profile is correct there is a 1km descent at ~20% right before the finish. I know its the Vuelta and its probably wrong but if its right itll be a massacre. You cant descent at 20% in a race, its suicide.

Finally meme climbs.

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>>77817013
excellent. cant wait desu

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>>77817065
T-they wouldnt actually put a 20% descent in the race right? Even the Vuelta isnt crazy enough for that.

>>77817139
>>77817013
200m of height / 1km lenght * 100 = 20% I'm right?

let's get this started:

>barguil

>>77817247
Yes but theres a good chance the profile is just plain wrong, wouldnt be the first time that happened in the Vuelta.

>Barguil

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>>77817065
>tfw not in Switzerland anymore

I went there this summer to ride, except for the insane food prices it was very nice. 10/10 weather and 10/10 roads. I love your country desu.

I even nearly died on a steep descent, but they had a grassy escape road on the corner I fucked up. I went off at over 70kph and just shot straight up the escape road, which was about 10m long but very steeply uphill so I got to a standstill in time. I think other countries wouldnt do that and just let plebs die in corners like that.

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Preparing the emotions for today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0a1lZWoMu8

Who /Jetse Bol/ here?

I read an article about him yesterday, apparently the obscure columbian team hes in was his last resort as a professional cyclist. He has the most northern-dutch name you can imagine but he has made south america his home, and he is much more famous over there than he is here in netherlands. I really hope he can get in another meme breakaway and finally take the red.

>>77817637

Look at those firm orbs of delight mmmmmmm.

Ok, how is froome getting away with his chemical advantage.

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>>77818058
They all are. You dont really think that Armstrong somehow had better drugs than the competition? Its the way of the game. In the end, the best cyclist still wins and its still a great sport to watch.

I dont get that people get angry because of doping. People who enjoyed watching cycling for years and then hate it and feel cheated. Disgusting.

>>77818103
Them being at superhuman performance levels only makes it better desu.

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>>77816202
>using pedals

>>77817637
We vibing~

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I did my vuelta stage, where's my money?

>>77818503
It's all good and well until they actually fucking die because their blood is so thick it coagulates in their veins.

>>77818811
but current regulations make sure they can only microdose. Its good this way to be honest.

>>77818769
>solamente una montaña

>the city of bargouoeil

At what time are they expected to start the last climb ?

thanks

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>>77819159
17:15 to 17:45 depends of the speed of the race

>>77819159
Today

>>77819296
lmao nordic bantr

>>77819290
thanks

>>77819159
Watch from 16:30 I guess, run up to the climb and the climb itself should be hektik.

>juan just hanging out
>oh its you camara guys again
>yeah i can show you the last climb
>iz remind me of iconic mont pantu

>>77817637
>that extra weight on her chest
hope she doesn't pull a Simona Halep

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>>77820598
You better thank him, anon.

>>77820610
Chests don't cause aerodynamic problems because they're hidden by arms and handbars.

>>77820610
Simona Halep was freakishly big. Puck's only big by athlete standards.

you can get 1.02 on michael woods finishing ahead of barguil

>>77820622
thanks Juan

>tfw no Jetse Bol in the breakaway

>>77820676
>>77820848
A breast reduction from D cup to B cup would mean losing 1 kg of extra fat. Any female cyclist who is serious about her sport should have a breast reduction.
Of course, she know that she can make more money posting her boobs on instagram than with female "sport".

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>>77821095
You nailed it there. Female sports is a meme. As much as I support it, in the end its all about how good they look rather than their actual performance.

>>77821095
she's not a climber. weight is not important.

>>77821095
shes not a climber pablito

>>77821213
Weight is always important in cycling. Even guys like Greipel are as light as they can be, to get over the climbs and contest for the sprint.

Every professional cyclist is as light as they can be. Except for Betancur maybe, but hes just a fatso.

>>77820900
>memebol.

>>77821095
Cup sizes are largely arbitrary, not a mathematically-derived standard. You can find women who wear a C cup who look top heavy and other women who wear a C cup who are flat-chested.

Moonen's boobs aren't _that_ big. She just knows all the tricks to make them appear bigger. (Camera angles, bra stuffing, wearing a bra that's a shade too small, etc) She's still an Instagram "model", after all.

Halep, on the other hand, was wearing a double bra to keep her chest under control and her sport involved a lot of torso twisting and movement.

>>77821095
There's no way a professional female cyclist could have natural D cups. That would be like a male pro rider having love handles

>>77821453
this is why we cant have female sports

>>77821213
>>77821252

>(you) think that weight is only important for climbers
>(you) actually know the "speciality" of a female rider

Stop watching female """""sports""""". Just stop.

I can tell we're all very experienced with women

breast reduction can sometimes make the boobs look better i heard-

>>77816202
In for teejay disappointing me again

>>77821653
For who has macromastia

>>77821653
fuck off denmark

Tejay made me laugh with his clumliness. Hes such a useless cunt. Im glad he feels American and neglects his dutch heritage.

Fuck, I can't watch this today. Quick rundown?

>>77822031
4th Tejay van Hungeren
14th lelderman
21th lulswijk

>20+ mph stage average speeds
>non-aero bikes and non-deep wheels
it's like everyone wants to be comparatively disadvantaged

>>77822253
You are forgetting based Bol.

And you are also forgetting based Dumoulin winning the Tour next year.
What does Denmark have?

>>77822031
The Dutch choke genes are strong in him though.

>>77822333
birdsong?

these hills look immensely comfy

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>>77822347
We saw in the tour how that bird sang

>>77822308
>mph

>>77822418
>kys/h

>>77822333
lel your talking trash about Hungjay when he is riding way better than any dutch.
Cort will win sprints later in the Vuelta while holland goes home with nothing.
>jetse bol
lel

>>77822450
Fuck off Denmark. You dont have anywhere near the amount of compettitive cyclists that we have and you dont win shit.

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>tfw no more multihatefu

>>77820848
>>77820610
Also Halep is actually good, the only reason Puck even has a spot in Lotto is because she keeps posting those titties to instagram.

>>77822427
I hate burgers and their measure system, but fuck this made me kek

DE VREESE

>20%
Thanks JUAN

>>77822513
Rolf > poogerd

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THANKS JUAN

>Mont Pantu

>>77821538
y-you too

>>77822588
I bet Juan bangs hot milfs before and after the previews.

also
>Barguill

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>>77822588
why are you watching the Giro ?

>>77822667
>not posting 100th pic of your Juan Flecha folder

also did 2 hous of mountain biking today, my calves are dead

>>77822667
Damn, fantastic ass

>>77822665
I can see him doing that actually

>>77822667
Austria is a bit backwards, m8.

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>>77822665
He's a globethotter

>>77822685
its my gf(male)

>>77822715
any more of her(him)?

>>77822736
LMAO gay

>>77822779
>not just buzzwords
>procedes to say nothing but buzzwords

>>77822779
me to the left (lachaim)

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>>77822779
>old white people

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should i go all in on Majka?

Lads,

drove through a pothole yesterday, now my back wheel is completely bent

what do ?

>>77823001
go around it

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>>77822930
they grow up so fast

>>77823001
Send it to a christian conversion camp, it might come back straight

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Meme climb soon, lads.

Moscon gon tear shit up

OH SHIT

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B U C H M A N N

>>77823192
it's a steep climb

>>77823192
>https://www.strava.com/segments/7658616?filter=overall
womens best like 4 minutes slower, lyl

>>77823192
>https://www.strava.com/segments/7658616?filter=overall


>35.2%
35.2%
>35.2%

Who here /Aru/ ?

>>77822715
Skeptical mate

Really need a Bayern goal

>>77823236
and Reichell J is the best woman cyclist

Comfy castillo

>>77823259
okay?

/bora/ boys

Good afternoon lads. Came home just in time for the last 6km.

>>77823344
Afternoon, m8. You're just in for the best part (hopefully).

this hill is ridonk

STEEP

where's froome guys?

>those security guys running beside them

What a meme climb

>commentators talking about "doing some work"
> on a hill this steep

they wot m8

Who would win
Best cyclists in a world or one spanish climb?

CONTADOR ATTAQUE

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This is great

>bardet

VROOM

>Bardet

VROOOOM VROOOOM

The double coming up, boys

VROOM

>>77823553
>>77823582
Is >Bardet the new >Pinot?

>everyone exposed again

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GOTTA GO FAST

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where the fuck is Aru?

Orica in charge of having 10 riders in top 5 and doing fucking nothing

ugh

>>77823623
Exposed

>tfw chavito dropped

>vroome
>see you at the giro lads

NOW THIS IS PODRACING

SLOVENIA STRONK

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Crashing this race

polanc the absolute madman

Haha Froome almost takes himself out

fug really hoped Polanc would manage to snatch a meme win
still a great result

>the revolutionary kitchen of Bora

Alphaphilippe!

absolutely based stage tbqh

>Kruijswijk

Is quickstep the new sunweb?

Should I feel bad for Majka? He seems to get pipped in these sorts of finishes a lot.

>Contador the only rider who can match Froome
>already lost minutes in the day
Could've been such a great battle

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>tfw no valverde

>>77823854
feels bad man

see you guys tomorrow for more memeclimbs

>>77823796
its his own fault. He knows he cant sprint, and he should try and distance his opponents before the finish. He tried this but Alaphilippe was just too strong.

>>77823811
wait until the third week friend, theres a reason Froome is racing as agressively as he is, he will fade in the 3rd week.

>>77823923
Will the chemical advantage wear off by the 3rd week.

Alaphilipe looking too stronk for majka

Contador must have had a blood bag, judging by his change of form. Its great that hes up there though

Bardet is 28th on +09'24"

He is continuing his form from the TDF time trial

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>>77824080
savage

Where was this Contador in the tour?

>bardet

>>77824051
this
>>77824080
Bardet isnt competing for the GC, he's going for individuel stage wins

>>77824131
that contador was clean

>>77824303
This desu. Hes going all out for his final fireworks display, and I love it.

>any version of contador being clean
come on guys. keep it semi-serious.

>>77824051
Vuelta are probably giving him somre room, given it's his last race and all. I wouldn't be surprised if the other day when he lost 3' it was actually because of the typical bad days cyclists have right after injecting.

In any case, it's great that he is stronger, he's literally the only GC rider with guts to attack in the race.