Get in here bros and let's celebrate with a Pulislick thread.

>>77813409
*dabs*

super pumped about him. is subotic still good?

>>77813718
Nah

Pulisic to Madrid when?

>>77814058
>Playing for a corrupt shitskin club where he will never get the attention or credit because of a certain statpadding tsuing homosexual with a height complex
Um no sweetie.

>>77813409
>Feels fucking good to have the American Messi
I knew he's a manlet, but I didn't realise he's autistic too

Season ending injury tomorrow

cap this.

>>77814058

never. he'll stay to win the treble

>>77813409

>>PulisGOD wins the Bundesu and cucks Madrid and Tottenshit in the CL
>Dortmund cucking anybody

>Americans overhyping Donovan 2.0

Go to fucking sleep, you dirty conformist hipster

who?

who?

>>77814465
>misspelling Danovon

>>77814465
>>77815102
it's Don Ovan

>Pulisic wins da Championsl Eagle

I will buy Dortmund flags or whatever to put up and grill and drink with people on my front lawn the coming weekend

>>77815075
>>77815093
SEETHING

>>77814465
CHI

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Are Croatian-Americans white?

>>77813409
*dabs into mediocrery*

>>77813409
>American Messi can't even compare with Czech Messi Patrik Schick

fucking BASED

>>77815532
>Patrik Schick
who?

He's gonna be the second American to win the Champions Eagle with Dortmund.
For me, it's Pulisaviour.

Honestly hope he ends up being one of the best players in the world just for the banter value and bootyblasted third worlders.

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Is this /bundes/???

>>77816101
this is /pules/

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>>77816120
o ok

>>77815532
>Schick
Totally not German

>>77816215
I took a taxi in prague and the driver's name was richter. Czechia is just austria with an even weirder dialect.

>>77816101
>5'10''
>6'0''

>>77816350
and more hookers

>>77816717
And better beer.

Never heard of him.

Bump for BASED Pulisic

Pulisic BTFOing Mexico when?

i'm sorry but objectively speaking dembele is significantly better than pulisic. maybe in 2 years things will be different.

>>77818569
Well this season is his chance to see if he can take over Dembele's role as Dortmund's chief creator. If he can't then I'm back to hyping up Bobby Wood

Bump for the PulisGOD about to be in action