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>>77808493
whom are your top 3 women who fight in the ufc?
Coral springs is a butt pirate
it just hit me how huge this is, I hate conor but this is damn impressive, he mad himself a buttload of money
Heads too small
just want to see conor's damage control when he gets BTFO
Bellator just did 9 fights in 2 hours. The UFC needs to be taking notes
>>77810570
Bellator already started? How many fights left?
>>77810555
Impressive
>>77810583
main card in 13 minutes
Reminder that Mousasi will hold the championship title in 3 different weight divisions
>>77810583
how may of them were worth a shit
Koreshkov vs Njokuani
Ward vs Gonzalez
McKee vs Tugman
Ellen vs Arteaga
Crawling in my skin
>>77810594
How can he do that if brandon vera is champ in two of them?
>>77810594
you think he beats Rory? Should be a good fight anyway
where my SUCKAZ at?
>>77810555
YEAAAAAAAAAH
>>77810620
I'm not in the mood paul
>>77810600
you ever seen a push kick heem?
>box so dead theyre all coming here
Kek
>>77810620
god, this guy was such a beta male.
WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
>>77810634
>big money fights
What did bellator mean by this?
>>77810629
That's this fight in a nutshell. Conor wins and MMA will take a lot of boxing fans with it.
What's going on here?
>>77810651
Fuck off faggot.
>>77810629
Box is slow and barely has any users when there isn't an event on. This is just heem users shitting up heem like always
>>77810651
Floyd prepping his bull
>>77810620
BRING
UR
BALLZ
>>77810651
scatspam is better then this tripfag.
Hmm...
>people actually paying $100 to watch a fight that will be completely on youtube in a few hours anyway
what in the actual fuck...? Don't tell me people are really this stupid
>>77810679
wasn't funny the first time you posted it
>>77810679
beat it faggot
just realized i dont have a goof for bellator. i was thinking of going with moose
Why would anyone root for Floyd?
Like 'gee whiz i sure hope this damn near billionaire wins another fight so his record is 50-0 and makes another 400m'
Just imagine him going stiff with his hands in the air trying to move but can't and he's so out of it in his mind he's still boxing so his hands do like a little flailing motion WOAH what an end
>>77810690
Just bet $5,000 on Mayweather winning.
You get FREE money and you get FREE PPV.
Easy.
>>77810690
>why do people care about GOT leaks
>it's just on tv later anyway
this is literally your argument
>>77810690
They are
Also im not paying for it but its exciting to watch it live
>>77810692
>>77810693
http://ripple.is/mma/612-glory-44
http://theblackmamba.ml/WWE
GLORY 44
Any good fights this weekend?
>>77810699
That'd be better if he was fighting
>>77810721
a person fighting on the card can't be the goof for that card because then they might goof themself
these threads are boring without the spammer, thank you based spammer
>>77810701
This is a shop right? Surely you can't fit an entire hand up there
>>77810628
I wonder if she had a preexisting injury, her knee just gave out
>>77810737
How the..
Why is /heem/ full of gays?
>>77810746
i think you'd be surprised
Damn, mods have given up on is
>>77810756
He's self aware
>>77810778
Self moderate
Omit the angry retard's posts yourself
>>77810785
Don't respond to that faggot
>>77810793
then the spammer wins
>>77810801
Then keep looking at his posts
>the spammer wins
I don't know what that means
What's the spammers masterplan?
>mfw Conor forgets his balls
>>77810845
To be a minor annoyance to a bunch of neckbeards before he kills himself.
>>77810845
mandrama fan salty that wwe got sent to /asp/
Tries to get (you)s, replies to himself, revs himself up, and starts spamming. Think it can move heem to /asp/
>>77810861
its very easy to filter but i dont want to post it in case he changes it. i dont even think this is the normal spammer since its so easy to filter
Is anybody really gonna tell me that goldies commentary isn't infinitely better than the ufc's at the moment
>>77810861
What a tragic existence
Do you want either of them to win the belt?
>>77810894
thats the nostalgia talking. Goldie is objectively very bad at commentating
this roid manlet just trying to not get koed
>>77810894
Miss goldie
>>77810905
Shut up moron, he's better than Anik,Stann,Hardy, and fuck face Grisham
>>77810925
Grisham is commentating Glory right now
>>77810905
He was a goof but he had energy and made moments exciting.
>>77810925
luke thomas just said stann is the best by a mile i'd like to see your credentials, oh that's right you have none you're just a guy who probably pirates the events
>>77810894
>>77810905
>>77810916
Goldie was ok but Anik doesn't get enough love
>>77810845
Crashing /Heem/ with no survivors
>>77810925
and fucking Cruz
>>77810926
How is glory??
>>77810931
Anik and Stann are objectively better than Goldie. Goldie mispeaks more than schawb
>>77810905
still wayyy better than anik grisham stann etc. commentating isn't about getting everything right per say, this isn't radio where everything has to be described, its about FEELING the fight. commentary needs a little charisma
who is your least liked wmma fighter currently signed to the ufc?
>>77810931
Anik is very underrated, he doesn't have the personality but he knows his shit
>>77810939
A Canadian guy just got the heem of the year
>>77810931
I don't mind anik either. Or stann for that matter. Grisham is a joke and unpopular opinion but Cruz sucks
>>77810939
>>77810950
Again Luke Thomas objectively proved through flawless logic than Brian Stann is the best of all time. You have no argument you're just a kid with a keyboard. You're not an MMA expert. You don't even train I'm assuming.
>>77810957
Shiiiet. Wish i could see a webm
>>77810962
That uppercut was BRUTAL
Goldie was terrible but the idea that they couldn't find a better replacement than Todd "I have no idea who Sakuraba is" Grisham is fucking laughable
>>77810962
There it is. Nice uppercut
>>77810968
I don't really like luke so Im not gonna respond to that statement
>>77810901
valentina will get steamrolled because nunes is a roided relatively huge monster and is at a better camp on top of that
rose struggled against karolina, she can't get take downs like claudia did, she gets thrown off her fight plan once she gets hit which joanna will do easily
>>77810983
They could have easily found a better replacement they didn't want to pay for a better replacement. If they had or wanted to spend the money they do have they could acquire an A-level commentator.
Jimmy smith is legit just a value brand Joe Rogan.
>>77810961
>Cruz
He has this kind of pseudo intellectual way of speaking
>>77811037
Casual post 100% my man
>>77811022
the ufc doesn't warrant a top level talent, it doesn't bring in the money that orgs like the NBA do
alright i might as well educated who has a list of technical rules for boxing
RE-FINISH THE OLD THREAD, LADS
>>77808493
>>77808493
>>77811076
refinish your fucking mother
>>77811065
http://boxrec.com/media/index.php/Rules_of_Boxing
>https://youtu.be/vV9mWDooOTk
/heem/tards btfo
>>77811076
https://youtu.be/Z1Go87_a8i0?t=2s
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAH
HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* HAHAHAHAHA
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/25/8/15990868/conor-mcgregor-vs-floyd-mayweather-facing-cancellation-after-mcgregor-hospitalised-with-kidney-pain
NO PAYDAY FOR YOU YOU WEIGHT CUTTING FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAH
HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* HAHAHAHAHA
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/25/8/15990868/conor-mcgregor-vs-floyd-mayweather-facing-cancellation-after-mcgregor-hospitalised-with-kidney-pain
NO PAYDAY FOR YOU YOU WEIGHT CUTTING FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>tripfag so desperate for attention he has to make shitty fake links
sad!
>>77811137
>>77811144
fake news, fag poster
>>77811170
>mfw
>>77811163
>>77811167
Suckerz
canadian tripfag is scat spammer btw
>>77811202
>>77811123
mcgregor is the same height as the small guy
>>77811144
I would believe this on other events. Fighters don't turn down money like this even if injured
>>77811233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NTRGin5bXU
Except Mcgregor can't even touch the fucking rim
Good thing great athletes aren't professionally trained fighters there would be deaths every event
>>77811233
>>77811233
Isaiah is 5'6" though. Listed height in basketball is always 2-3 inches taller than actual height due to shoes/lying
>>77811233
le max contract manlet is a meme, nice try heemtard
For me, it's Bruna Ellen
>>77811311
literally right when the ad was over
>>77811311
>bruna ellen
she is officially my girl
>that rampage theme
me likey
team alpha males own brooke mayo making an appearance
ARE YOU READY TO TAKE OVER /BOX/ SHITTERS /HEEM/?
conor on that "i dont give a fuck if you get a great idea of what my dick looks like" shit
>>77811376
is that smug ref? nice choice for wmma
LETS GO BRUNA. DONT GET MEME'D ON AGAIN
smug ref + goldie on the mic = comfy
>>77811429
It is the smug son of a bitch
dont forget that Veta has that meme striking
>>77811458
dont encourage them
So how hyped are you for the MayMac extravaganza ?
>>77811311
>>77811347
she any good?
>>77811469
is he kil?
>>77811481
not really but shes good enough for bellator
>>77811285
UFC heights are often bullshit too
>>77811469
I am making 160 dollars when mayweather wins. I should honestly bet more but I have a gambling problem.
>>77811494
no they landed in water which can't hurt you
>>77811499
shes got the mackenzie dern eyes
Glory judges suck tonight
>>77811494
they both are :(
>>77811510
but what about the hype
take the booty position
>>77811311
>>77811363
>>77811347
Stop appropriating our girls immediately
>>77811280
umm, nah
>wmma main event on tv
>wmma kickboxing main event on fightpass
odd night
>>77811542
(((wmma)))
>>77811521
That Romanian guy got robbed
What's /heem/'s opinion of Bloodsport? I'm literally one of the few people here who's never seen it.
>>77811469
After seeing how juicy(hydrated muscles) yet soft Floyd is, then Conor being his old self, I truly believe he will rattle Floyd's skull. Also hype accentuated by all the box elitists who are delusional dismissing Conor as nothing.
>goldie calls jimmy "joe" by accident
:(
>>77811500
Yeah, fighters are listing their height wrong
>MERYEM USLU
is that what all german girls look like?
>>77811564
I thought both Romanians were robbed, but this last one was just silly, last 2 rounds he got a huge shot each
forgot about the picks lol. only one goof tho
>>77811583
Maybe Hitler was wrong
>>77811567
Kino
>>77811567
its not good. it hasnt aged well at all
>>77811571
its interesting almost fascinating so many moving parts about this fight, but after watching the weigh ins floyd was calm as fuck so damn but i have to say that the hype is out of this world
>>77811567
It's an 80s Van Damme flick. Dated but good, cheesy fun
>>77811469
Add speed boating to the list of things to never do.
>>77811626
Switch to data. If you're banned there. Airplane mode for 5 seconds then delete your cookies and history
>>77811627
Floyd isn't calm, he's in a "if I ignore him, he'll go away" mode the entire tour.
>>77811626
Turn on airplane mode then turn it off. Then clear the browser cookies
>>77811469
2 out of 10, used to be way more interested before the fight was actually announced but now I just want it to get over with
>>77810961
Anik is fine if he's just doing the ads and stuff.
>but Cruz sucks
I like Cruz, but he doesn't do a good job of hyping things up and Rogan defers too much to him.
>gassed at 125
This """fight""" is awful
>ywn have a wmma penpal
>>77811718
wow!
>>77811664
naw bro he is 49 and 0 and weighed in at 149 some mad fireworks are in the works
>>77811718
>can type a letter on a computer, attach an image, and print the letter but still has to use its paw print rather than signing its name with a pen
Are you even trying, Pepper?
>>77811773
>He doesn't sign his letters with a palm print
that didnt go as expected
>Live in Brazee
>Dont train BJJ
>Get kung fu black belt instead
>Get exposed by a fat midget
>>77811830
did you not see who won?
>>77811840
Did you not see her fight?
Weak Glory stoppage
>>77811840
it honestly could've gone either way, very unimpressive performances all around
Ward is a RHCP fan
>>77811995
does he have aids?
>>77811668
>>77811657
K hopefully this works for clover
>>77811525
I was more excited for cormier vs jones
I have no real investment in mayweather/mcgregor. It's fun to be apart of the cultural phenomena but for me I like fights that matter.
>>77811995
he should stop dying his hair, it's just sad
why is boxing desperately grasping for mma while it dies?
>>77812139
they're all drunk cokeheads
>>77812139
the answer is in the question
Just got home from work, how many fights left on bellator and glory?
>>77812139
de la Hoya's just an enormous faggot with legitimate CTE
>>77812185
and this
well that sucks for ward
Damn. Guess he got way too predictable with the takedowns.
>>77812187
1 bellator fight not sure of glory.
HEEM TAPPY
KEK
>IRISH JIU JITSU
HIS HEAD IS TOO SMALL
>>77812187
Glory is over and Bellator just ended.
>>77812202
>>77812215
he just doesnt know how to finish fights
>>77812236
it has one fight left
>>77812236
lmao bud lol gooby!
might get a couple winners
What a disaster for Ward, stick a fork in him
>>77812262
oh well i;m sure it will be trash anyways
Anyone in vegas want to get wasted
Glory has 4 fights left, but they don't start til the top of the hour. Dead air til then.
>>77812314
I take it that's not on fightpass
better?
>Yo, relax. I'm a brotha
>>77811773
pepper was never my boy
YOU LITTLE SHORT ASS BITCH! YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME! YOU LITTLE SHORT ASS WEAK ASS BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU STANDING THERE! KNOW THAT! KNOW THAT! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU BEG FOR THE GOLDEN RULES! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU BEG FOR THE GOLDEN RULES IN THERE- GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME I'LL BREAK YOUR NOSE RIGHT HERE! 149, YOU LOOKIN ABOUT 160 AND O! YOU LITTLE PLUM BELL!
>>77811469
it hit me today just how big this memeshit is, I saw alot of random normies talking about it in public today.
>>77811805
>he doesn't use an outline of his hand as a signature
>>77812361
it's the main card, so I guess it's PPV? not sure though
>>77812025
did it?
>>77812362
why doesnt floyd have a goatte? conors hair is lighter, this looks like canelo
>>77812367
kek
>>77812362
>>77812395
I dont know
reminds me of this
Why did Jonny Bones do it?
>>77812440
Yes men telling him he can get away with it.
>>77812362
Conor's hair is dirty blonde. Im not sure how you'll pull it off with a solid color.
>>77812440
>>77812470
apparently it was undetectable until recent scientific advances
>>77812440
He's been doing it his entire career ad the testing finally caught up
>>77812486
Proof?
>>77812488
Jonny wouldn't cheat
>>77812499
haha, I'm pretty sure I heard it on Submission Radio, don't remember excactly when
>>77812440
DC really got him with those bad leg genetics comments and he tried like many a fool to grow his calves. JUST ACCEPT IT JON.
>>77812499
>Jonny wouldn't cheat
>>77812561
This doesn't mean anything, accidental eyepokes are a thing, especially for someone like Jones who has an enormous reach.
proper winding up this german dude on box, he aint too bright
GLORY HERE 2 MINUTES
>http://ripple.is/mma/612-glory-44
>pulls shuab guard
>>77812595
>>77812595
thanks m8
>>77812440
He's a complete piece of shit that does whatever he wants with little to no repercussion. Dana will get desperate again, just wait. He'll be fighting again before the end of 2018m
>>77812584
>accidental
lel
He's got a long history of intentional pokes and failed 2 drug tests
>>77812630
Well like I said, it's more often because he's so lanky, and the first drug test was a bust for dick pills. The most recent test just seems sketchy.
I think Jon was set up.
>>77812605
chael said it best, dude was showing off his cycles on instagram just look at progression from the "weightlifting" to month out to fight
a couple bellator winners tonight. congrats m8s. heem is sstill the premiere minds of mma
>>77812395
No :/
>>77812645
You actually believe the dick pill story
rose going to jail
>>77812658
congratulations coral spergs
literally missed all of lellator but got here pretty early into cops
not even mad
what happened with koreshkov
>Chicago native
>Mexican flag
gets that noggin a-joggin
>>77812690
ima need that bellator link
>>77812690
I was going to watch cops but glory is on
>>77812676
I have a huge cock, Joe
>>77812704
i just use goatd dot net with adblocker and shit
>>77812690
Looks like nate needs to be milked
this cop thinks he's a real don frye motherfucker
pacific northwest, probably meth 80% of the time
>>77812717
YOUR on lactaid
>>77810546
I've been out of the house all day today, I get back on /heem/ and this is the first thing I see. Typical haters thinking about me all day even when I'm not here.
>>77812704
>basking in that post-bellator cops rerun afterglow
only true mma connoisseurs know this sophisticated feel
>>77812705
van soest fight yet?
>>77812645
>Well like I said, it's more often because he's so lanky
They changed the fucking rules because he poked so many opponents, it's 100% intentional
And his first bust was for an estrogen blocker used for PCT, it's very expensive and there's virtually no chance something that expensive would accidentally be put into a drug. If his explanation was credible he wouldn't have been suspended
>>77812730
yea she got knocked out and retired
>>77812658
Wow I actually won? I didn't even get to watch. Sweet just made my night!
That's literally Jons body when he's not on the gear
So Glory has replaced post-Lellator cops? Happened after the previous Lellator as well.
Or is it just that literally who's are fighting on Lellator?
At least the next Lellator has some good fights.
BEN MAN SOUR
almost that time
>>77812743
Based springsbro
Do they still make new episodes of COPS? Whenever I watch it it's usually from late 90's or so.
>>77812755
>no image available
who has the smallest head of mma?
>>77812774
Surprisingly yes they do.
>cops having to endure these white trash conversations to decipher what's going on
THE WORLD CAN FEEL IT
CONOR WILL WIN
>>77812764
Fuck glory im watching cops
>>77812787
Fuck it, me too.
>77812728
Why lie
>>77812767
>there will never be 4 girls on heem
>>77812776
Im watching cops on tv. It was like a 70 year old crackhead
>>77812796
there are 4 female heem regulars
>>77812804
they are all me
>>77812796
Coralsprings identifies as a woman, as well as Spain.
>>77812790
I can assure you I haven't been on /heem/ all day long. Stop bullying.
oh shit, corpus
they are getting absolutely raped right now by the hurricane
Holy crap look at this manlet.
>77812819
(You) have been spamming shit most the day.
>Im not drunk officer I swear I just have CTE
>>77812834
I haven't been on /heem/ since the afternoon lol
This guy wasn't even me anyway>>77812819
>77812844
(You)'re so pathetic, Moral.
is he giving out freee (you)s again?
Stop talking to Coral Springs you fucking retards
>>77812863
This, cops and glory are on leave me along.
>>77812863
you angry he gets more attention than you, sperg less
This manlet probably got smashed on 1 bottle
so we're all heem regulars here now? shits comfy
>>77812875
I just want people to stop giving him (You)s so we can have a decent thread, he replies to literally every post and it shits everything up
>>77812863
you angry you arent coral springs Haha
LET ME DRINK BROOOOO
kickboxing is boring as fuck
based glory, between alex jones releasing a vid about micheles penis and this hurricane i was beginning to lose grip of reality
>>77812893
12 pack with one left
>>77812920
You're boring as fuck, you fuckin' square
>>77812920
Turn on Cops
>>77812898
Welcome to the brotherhood of /heem/
>>77812920
no one fuckin asked you faggot, gtfo
>>77812690
>tfw aramini's crew could take diaz's crew
how does one watch glory con cable tv? is it PPV?
>>77812940
>>77812928
Jeez guys, why so aggressive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWQe72dnMiA
I'm all in. EIREEEEEEEEEE
>>77812941
What about Team Quest
What emotion is this face trying to convey?
>>77812966
what time is the succ
BAD BOYS
BAD BOYS
>>77812960
aint got shit on the lions den, those cali gyms in the late 90s were crazy tim kennedy was on quest i think
>>77812960
>implying aramini wouldn't heem them all singlehandedly
>>77812920
>>77812978
Chael, Nate Quarry, and Chris Leben were team quest as well.
>>77812959
Imagine if Mayweather gives him permanent brain damage, and makes him retarded for life. Then all the people who enabled Conor are to blame.
>>77813003
>when aldo embarrasses you so badly you teleport away
>>77812992
>heemed by a jab
>>77810744
I seriously hope something awful happens to you you gay porn collecting miscreant, what do you even contribute to society?
>>77813003
What expression is Bruce Buffer trying to convey here?
>>77813005
Imagine of Conor does the same to floyd and it ends in a double CTE ko
>>77813022
Semmy's Jab was like a hydraulic piston
Aruably the hardest Jab in combat sports history
glory is so based, it's another tournament tonight
Bud
Deh
>>77813027
/sp/ would implode
Is that Ben Askren on Cops?
>>77813003
Anymore of those from other sick ko's
What about Luke rockholds corner when he got BTFO
Hey pussies, you still here?
>>77813125
Getcho steroided up ass outta here jon b4 I smack u upside the head
Paulie my friend Paulie my friend *overlaying "suckaz"..Paulie my friend... *overlaying "suckaz *overlaying "suckaz *overlaying "suckaz *overlaying "suckaz
>>77812658
Hey lad can I get your email, I need to send you 50+ screenshots, was hoping you could make a collage when Conor wins
>>77813155
>>77813155
Grow up
whitney miller
>>77813154
>alright Paulie, the cameras are off, now fuck off my gym
>>77813167
>that guy in tiger shorts
>rockhold loves holding tiger balls
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>77813179
>Bro relax I'm a fighter
>>77813164
t. seething /box/cuck
>>77813183
in hindsight this seems extremely dangerous lol
>>77813183
why is he grabbing the tiger's balls?
>>77813217
He's the dominant one in the picture
>>77813217
ask Tony
Post the most awkward angles you have saved
>>77813216
p sure they sedate the tigers for tourists
>>77813179
>>77813232
banger on glory rn
FLOYD IS SHOOK
HIS SKULL IS UNDERSIZED
>>77813246
breakdancing is the key to beating mayweather
>>77813237
Sucka
Should have probably watched cops
>>77813232
>>77813208
I said grow up
>>77813234
I was wondering that but godamn lol
>kickboxing
>throw zero kicks
>>77813232
>That Glory milf dancing
>175lbs
>149lbs
Gee I don't know who'll win guys
>>77813232
Floyd is a 150lb woman-beating skullet with brittle bone disease in his hands and he hasn't hurt a grown man with a punch since November 2003 when he fought at junior micro flyweight.
He. Has. No. Chance.
That guy just got BTFO with that taser
On a scale of confident to pissy pants, how shook is Floyd right now?
>>77813302
>>77813307
Let's see those slips
>>77813259
breakdancing unironically gives you a solid base for mma
>>77813232
SHOOK
>his head
>too small
pick two
>>77813333
Post your slip
>>77813359
Look at that face, Floyd is 100% shook. He saw the footage of Conor gadooshing Paulie Macaroni and he's starting to doubt himself.
>>77813364
wtf is even the point of that
>>77813364
whoaa big spender
>>77813301
THICC spotted
>Bigfoot vs. Verhoeven
Why
>>77813232
>>77813359
The madman actually did it.
He actually got a fight with Floyd Mayweather.
t'all got your picks in?
>>77813429
I expected far more desu
>>77813360
>his head
>too big
Pick dos
Easy to rattle the brain in there
>>77813359
Is he really black from belt down?
pintos bless
>>77813460
Is that what wh*te people consider to be a big penis?
>>77813465
you just know
>>77813475
no i don't you weirdo
>>77813460
it's from the belly button down, and where do you think his confidence comes from?
>>77813473
In fairness, Floyd saw that bulge and put his pants on with quickness before anyone realized how much smaller his is.
>>77813364
>>77813439
how thin the screen shots of each pick makes it seem like its less than it is. there's already 70 picks and day of gets the most picks
>>77813491
>and where do you think his confidence comes from?
His experience and sophisticated skills?
>>77813359
Why did he get a boner while he was screaming at Floyd?
>>77813519
The dicklet post
>>77813495
Bookies love him
>>77813491
>>77813491
Lmao see >>77813473
>I'M GONNA MAKE YOU BEG ME TO FOLLOW DEM RULES
It's what I usually say to mods.
>pinto says he east fast food everyday
>gets the shit beat out of him and starts gassing
What emotion is he trying to convey here?
>>77813575
what mma fighter is this?
>>77813575
fear, anxiety, nervousness
>>77813575
What he's gonna do with his 100+ million
>>77813583
yo man, this shit is fuckin GAY
quit that shit yo
>>77813359
Is Leonard Elleby ever not laughing?
>>77813575
REGRET
REGRET
REGRET
>>77813575
Calm and relaxed knowing he's about to make $350 million sparring an amateur
<---Tappy
>>77813599
>>77813600
I'm just sayin TMZ Sports (most reputable wiener articles in the biz) said it's a giant wiener
Floyd's fear pheromones probably gave him a chubb
>>77813332
McGregor literally pissed himself at the weigh-in
>>77813607
> $350 million
>>77813599
>100+ million
Hmm
>>77813610
does it make you sad that every time someone opens their mouth you hear mcgregors name come out lol
you are all autistic casuals who post unfunny memes
fuck you
>>77813616
he's got a strap on bud, sorry to disappoint. lmao gooby lol bud
if you didn't just see that glory fight gtfo before i unironically kill yourself
how does this make you feel?
>>77813644
what glory fight
>>77813634
Not right to be this mad before the Money fight
>>77813649
like i could heem the top tier of wmma fighters
>>77813652
i'm not even going to watch it
>>77813632
<------- Tappy
>>77813649
>me being KD by a 155cm asian girl
Yeah good luck with that
>>77813655
could you heem cyborg?
>>77813659
Not right to lie
>>77813635
>>77813668
so yes your life sucks right now lol
>>77813683
dude bud duaghte rhbac lmaoaoamomoamaomaom
post a timestamped picture of your daughter and an apple or fuck off
>>77813683
i'm not the one worrying about another man's dangly bits, my life is well
this is the last night that heem will be normal for weeks. you better enjoy it
>>77813683
<-----Tappy
>>77813668
It's a bummer this style of conference is gone now
Is Conor balding?
>>77813696
I'm just hoping Conor at the very least doesn't get humiliated so we don't get moved to /asp/
>>77813696
This.
Also, who's Tomato REALLY rooting for?
>>77813711
>so we don't get moved to /asp/
Literally not gonna happen lmao the obese spammer has been spamming for almost 6 months now and no such luck
>>77813711
Don't be afraid lad, we're not /asp/ material.
Conor will not embarrass us.
<-----Urine stain
>>77813711
who even cares? /heem/ is it's own thing anyway. i would rather it be there than near all the soccerfags. we should have our own board if anything
Who /doumbe/ here?
>>77813728
You underestimate the foul stench of mandrama nerds. They will pop into our threads to troll us since we are an active general and will be at the top a lot.
>>77813726
its actually precum
Took out an extra $1k student loan to put on the fact that it will go to decision.
>>77813747
I hope you're trolling.
floyd has small benis
>>77813730
/holzken/ is the official heem kickboxer
>>77813726
that's a baseball bat with a 9 iron attached to it
>>77813692
>>77813692
she's fucking big now and she won't stop saying mama and has not even tried to say dada even once
>>77813694
>>77813700
do you think Floyd will heem or will Conor heem or will there only be memes and no gleams on the screen of shots clean landing with splatters between or will we careen through this dream so unseen as we meme and then lean on each other for streams and still seem so obscene with our themes of bloodstreams pumping lean protein through machines with caffeine till our hearts serene?
>>77813753
Smart guy? you honestly putting 100 on mayweather to win your $5?
>>77813769
>tfw the sheem queen will never cream your peen
>>77813747
2008 burger economics.
>>77813726
>>77813745
>Smell of fear is a beautiful aromat that arouses me
Floyd confirmed shook
>>77813747
>the absolute STATE of college students
>>77813728
Trust me you dont wanna share a board with mandrama spergs. And I bet the obese spammer would follow us there
>>77813779
why do our favourite female guillotine vendine machine figurines just smokescreen while we preen at the screen with our vasoline peen (I mean bean) tambourines and mobile limosines without convene with hygiene and while turby is mean?
>>77813769
This doesn't count as a poem
>>77813769
Why do you have a name on fagget?
>>77813747
You realize if you put that 1k on McG, you would make 5 million, right?
Why would you put so much money on a risky bet and not go all the way?
>>77813747
What interest rate on student loans usually?
>>77813834
120%
>>77813834
enough to cause an economic depression soon
>>77813823
>You realize if you put that 1k on McG, you would make 5 million, right?
>>77813816
I know, sorry dude. Honestly, I'll do you a mean one soon, I promise
I've been working on a big one that my mother in-law is going to sew onto a nice blanket she made and once that's done I'll wolverine heem your kerosene dream so you need dramamine
>>77813823
honestly I think it's a bit odd that Floyd by decision is still +250... is that because Floyd insists he's going to finish Goob?
>>77813771
Betting under 8 rounds
>>77813859
Finally I can filter you without having to filter all of Canada.
>>77813859
>is that because Floyd insists he's going to finish Goob?
I think it's because oddsmakers recognize there is such a tremendous gap in skill that Floyd will clown him and that Conor doesn't have the stamina to go 12 rounds chasing Floyd.
Less than 24 hours until /heem/ is banished to the depths of /asp/ie for all eternity
post your glory walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PS3AAO3z8s
>>77813855
>>77813852
Really though.
Here we have 15-20% a year interest rates on average.
What are the odds that McGoober fails to answer the bell after round 8?
>>77813877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18
>>77813359
His dick seems to have the same downward curve as it did in his cage warriors days. Interesting.
Does anyone have the kona magiga copypasta and image?
>>77813876
Ur "opinion" = wgaf goof
We're staying regardless
wtf is doumbe doing
You just know..
>>77813359
lol Floyd is totally shredded and Conor said he looked like shite
What Conor did at the weigh-in reminds me a lot of Lesnar weighing in vs Overeem.
I smell fear
>>77813915
His only loss in the UFC is the one where he didn't scream at the weigh ins tho.
>>77813876
Not gonna happen
>>77813922
don't respond to the obese mandrama losers
>>77813873
Something makes me think that 25 minutes of MMA with long periods of clinch fighting and takedown defense etc is way more tiring than 36 minutes of boxing. But then again, you have to consider that Conor is getting hit that whole time, too.
What happens if Nate boxes Floyd?
>>77813922
He wasn't scared of Nate.
>>77813922
What?
>>77813931
He screamed at every weigh in except the first Nate fight.
>>77813929
He should have been.
>>77813927
>remembering a time Lesnar fought makes you a mandrama loser
>>77813909
he said he looked like he was blown up carrying too much water weight
>>77813942
He screamed in that one too
>>77813946
He's wrong desu. Floyd looks cut as fuck.
>>77813956
wow how is he going to carry all of those belts to the ring
>>77813956
Why do boxing belts look like toys? Even worse than that WWE shit.
>floyds malteser head slams off the canvas in round 2
>now speaks just like his dad at 2 words per minute
>the shitty of boxing
>>77813897
check the file name
>>77813909
He says that about everyone.
>>77813950
>this thread.png
I hope the coming shitstorm subsides before too long. It's already been a weird couple weeks
wtf is this fight, is doumbe stoned
>>77813956
erm, ok. this soccom bopper sport isn't for me
>>77813956
>>77813906
his head is too small
>>77813993
An alligator had to die
>>77813906
Conor's kid has a huge head dude
>>77814020
his kid has a fuckin massive head dude lol
>>77814020
Future GOAT tbqh
Germaine de Randamie pulled out of the Dutch card with an injury
lmao so hard
>king of ireland
>>77813968
HARDWORK
DEDICATION
>>77814028
>Still shredded as fuqq
Impressive desu, need that fuel in the tank to win.
>>77814028
>>77814028
Proof that nothing but talent really matters in fight game
>Eats BK on fight week
>49-0
>>77814050
proof that boxing is fake and goobs is gonna pound his pea head into the canvas
The way you give it you gotta be able to take it too
>>77810704
>Why would anyone root for Floyd?
>Like 'gee whiz i sure hope this damn near billionaire wins another fight so his record is 50-0 and makes another 400m'
Why would anyone root for Mcgregor?
Like 'gee whiz i sure hope this damn near billionaire wins this farcical cash grab fight which he was only given a shot at because of his MMA fame and makes another 400m