/seriea/ - Matchday 2: Electric Boogaloo edition

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League table after matchday 1:

>>77809652

What on earth are some of these sponsors?
>FG Sport
>HS
>Zeus
>Givova

I appreciate that some are Italian, but they look atrocious

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La vie est Schick

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>Schick to Roma when?

>>77809777
Chievo's kits look great

>>77809777
>he doesn't rate Frankie Garage
get on with the times gramps

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will nainggolan run the table in midfield and score two shockers like he used to do with us as always?

>>77811667
Wouldn't surprise me

>tfw you only live for serie A

Sad, a little bitter but exciting and comfy

Benevento v. Bologna is not a big game

i don't get it why psg wants reina
it's even more confusing when they are willing to trade reina with areola

>>77809672
>this is the last time you'll see Milan first this season

>>77812858
They can't keep crashing Troyes or Dijon for the whole season or no one is going to watch their league, they need to keep in it interesting

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http://www.football-italia.net/108772/thohir-makes-inter-gaffe

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today roma gets utterly and thoroughly fucked lads
calling it, icardi gonna score his first hattrick

>Nainggolan not called up for belgium
Good news for greece

>>77815015
He fucking left Belgium.

>>77811667
Yeah he's probably mad as fuck so I'd expect that.

>>77815015
FUCK MARTINEZ

retard spic

>>77812439
For you

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>nagasaki starting again

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>>77815579
>juan jesus as a rb for roma
>nagatomo as a lb for inter

>>77815579
juan hazard against perisic.. rip roma

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>>77811931
>>77815061
Well shit

>Juan jesus on the right
>"journalism"

Who the fuck did this?

roma-inter and mcgeror-darkie tonight. big sports evening laddies

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>>77815643
Di Francesco should sub Moreno in to JUST someone's career like he did to Shaw

>>77815782
>Who the fuck did this?
last night's rumour

>>77815743
I kind of forgot that we haven't beaten Roma at Olimpico since that 4:0 back in fucking 2008. If we want schick we really outta demolish them tonight so that its easier for him to choose.
A lot is depending on tonight boys, but I'd love to demoralize these cunts this early in the season.

>>77815843
reminder he wasn't even given a foul for that

Nainggolan quits belgium
Martinez following wilmots retardedness

>>77816344
british tough fair play tackling

>>77816344
Clean tackle desu

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>Juventus are offering €2m to sign Howedes on loan with a buy-option at €8m. Schalke hopes to sell him for Liverpool at €20m. (GdS)

>>77816529
>that
>fair
that was dirty as fuck
scissor tackles are an automatic red everywhere, the whole purpose of scissor tackle is to hurt the opponent as much as possible

>>77816419
Understandable desu. He is arguably the best midfielder in serie a and still underrated as hell. Imagine having players from the belgian league and fucking fellaini picked ahead of you constantly while the coach shit talks you in the media. I'd probably quit too.

>>77816419
>Martinez following wilmots retardedness
Belgium has such a talented team, but won't win shit. This generation has only reached quarter finals in Brazil and France

>>77816651
Brits aren't pussies so that's barely a foul. This isn't Spain la'

>>77816757
>Brits aren't pussies
yeah right
nowadays lifting a single foot off the ground is enough to get you sent off in the PL, look at Cahill

>>77816785
We're taking the piss

>>77816785
He deserved it for being white desu

>Gabriel ‘Gabigol’ Barbosa is believed to have chosen a loan spell at Benfica rather than Sporting CP or Porto.

good he gets ucl football too there.

>The Patrik Schick situation rolls on with new reports the Sampdoria striker is more inclined towards Roma, despite Juventus and Inter bids.

jewy schick

>>77816795
my sense of humor is still sleeping, sorry

Meeting scheduled: DS Monchi, Baldissoni and Sampdoria Ferrero, Schick's agents (Paska and Satin)

Is EDF going full meme and field schick on the wing?
>sell salah
>get two center forwards as replacement
10d chess

>>77816936
I've already wrote about Monchi and Di Francesco thinking highly of Schick's work rate, and thinking he can start out wide and cut in

>ywn banter together with the albanian irl

Life's not fair bros

>>77817004
Albos are notoriously "hot headed" (read: they'll stab you over anything)

>>77817004
Great, now you summoned him

>>77816936
>tell everyone you're playing 4-4-3
>everyone expects wingers
>the front 3 is actually all strikers

5d underwater backgammon

>>77817004
good, i don't have a death wish

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>>77816936
>schick to roma
uuh lad about that...

>Idea last minute per il centrocampo della Juventus. Come si legge sulle pagine di Tuttosport i bianconeri potrebbero puntare su Moussa Sissoko, mediano del Tottenham e compagno di nazionale del neojuventino Blaise Matuidi. Pochettino, manager degli Spurs, è pronto a dare il via libera al prestito secco o con diritto di riscatto.
hahaha why

>>77817087
They just said Roma is more positive now.
MAROTTA YOUR POWER ISN'T WORKING

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>>77817135
*makes the call that saves the Schick*

>>77817135
too busy signing Sissoko

>>77812858
because he's one of the top 3 keepers for ballplaying ability

>>77817157
Yeah, and an awful shot stopper

>>77817186
it doesn't matter if your plan is just score more than your opponent

>>77817157
>ballplaying ability

>>77815743
Juan Jesus was Romas best player against Atalanta though.

>>77817202
Matters when you play teams that are good at defending (e.g. their matches vs Atalanta last season) or when a random team scored 3 goals off 3 shots on goal (3-2 loss to Besiktas in the CL), etc. It's those matches that determine the outcome of your season

>>77817303
Good post
Btw Napoli would win the league with a world class GK

>>77817258
The fin hates all defenders, just ugnore him

>>77817258
ive watched him in inter. hes a brainlet like murillo. one good game lets see long he can keep it up.

>>77817416
no i dont. i rate miranda, skriniar and manolas

>>77817431
>rates memeolas
>doesn't rate Juan Jesus
Kek

>>77817431
it's not one good game
he's been decent/good all of last season when he played, which was rare because ofc he's not suddenly good after years of being utter shit for Inter
he's a great backup though

Top 5 at the end of the season, trust me i know this stuff:
1. Napoli
2. Juventus
3. Inter
4. Milan
5. Roma
Find a flaw

>>77817326
They just need a keeper they can rely on. You can't rely on Reina, Szczesny had a good season and was available for a reasonable fee...

https://twitter.com/AXEMOficial/status/901297575931858945

Iturbe...

>>77817638
Reminder Conte left Juve because they didn't get Iturbe and Sabatini spent 32m on him

>>77817528
>Find a flaw
your brain probably

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>>77817638

>>77817528
the flaw is Napoli above Juventus

>>77817761
The funny thing is that Conte would probably develop Iturbe, unlike Garcia, who shoved him aside because he couldn't produce off the bat. Iturbe was an immensely talented forward with obvious flaws, but he was no Mexican league material. Hope this ruining talent shit will stop with Di Francesco in charge

>>77817326
agreed reina is not good enough making those decisive saves. no matter how good he is with feet or character in dressing room. not a winnig gk

>>77817452
i hope u joking mate. manolas could fight for starting spot in inter and jj woulde be 4th choice

>>77816860
>Meeting scheduled: DS Monchi, Baldissoni and Sampdoria Ferrero, Schick's agents (Paska and Satin)
Patrik Schick non sarò convocato dalla Sampdoria in vista della sfida di domani con la Fiorentina. Il giocatore, al centro di mille voci di mercato, non sarà convocato da mister Giampaolo. Lo riporta Sky

>>77817965
Manolas is overrated and shit.

>manolas could fight for starting spot in inter
>fighting for starting spot in a mediocre team

>>77818134
jj is just shit. i was happy he left for roma

>Andreazzoli was famously on the Roma bench when they lost the 2013 Coppa Italia Final to rivals Lazio.

>“They massacred me because we hit the woodwork and Lazio scored on a Bogdan Lobont flap. It was a horrendous game, both teams played really badly.

>“Nobody remembers what I did during my time there: the best defence after Juve, I took over the side nine points behind Lazio and we finished in front of them, I invented Miralem Pjanic as a playmaker, beat the Bianconeri and created a group that is still in the first team.

>“Unfortunately, the atmosphere around Roma is incapable of evaluating things objectively. Things begin with enthusiasm there, then the situations deteriorate. They’ve been through 13 Coaches in 13 seasons. If everyone runs away, there must be a reason.

>“They’ve gone through Claudio Ranieri, Zdenek Zeman, Luis Enrique, Spalletti – these are not flops. There is no objectivity in the way their work is analysed and the praise is even more damaging than the criticism. They lay down the red carpet for you after two games, you are invited to dinner, called by politicians, and that removes your focus. They tried it with me too.

roma is worse for coaches than inter.

>Napoli offer Sampdoria Lorenzo Tonelli, Duvan Zapata, Ivan Strinic and cash for Patrik Schick, making Roma, Inter and Juventus nervous.

a new twist

>>77818189
lol

>still believing the schick rumours
They are all made up, he is a fucking meme with a time bomb in his chest

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>37 players
>about to sign 2 more
Zeman pls

>>77818359
>you now remember Frosinone Culone

>>77818171
Reminder this guy didn't even have a house and lived in a room Trigoria for years.

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>Can promise to Juventus?
>Juventus have an agreement with Emre Can to sign him when his Liverpool contract expires in June, according to La Gazzetta dello Sport.
>The 23-year-old Germany international will be a free agent at the end of the current campaign.
>La Gazzetta claims Can has given his word to Juventus for next summer.
>He has been with the club since 2014, arriving from Bayer Leverkusen for €12m.
>Jurgen Klopp expressed frustration that this was not sorted out earlier, but is still playing Can regularly to great effect.
>He has two goals and an assist in just three competitive appearances so far this season.
>Can is the ideal candidate for Max Allegri’s side, because he can play both as a midfielder and a centre-back.

>>77818920
I hope it's true, at least we can finally end the obsessive research of a midfielder

Gabriel Paletta to Lazio: €1.5mil transfer fee + 3+1 year €1.5/year contract and

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>>77819066

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>>77818359
ASCOLI ASCOLI ASCOLI

>>77819089
>1,5 mil
>they offered him as a part of Belotti deal

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>>77818920
>yfw he pulls a witsel

>>77819066
I'd keep angry baldy rather than Zapata desu

>Sky Sport reports that Schick's agents have met with the club and have headed to the capital. Meanwhile, Ferrero arrived in Firenze (he was in IBIZA) and the deal should be concluded today
Telenovela senza fine. Next thing Nedved will throw himself under Schick's agents' car, his last words being "Patrick, sono tuo padre", Marotta's plot to have Schick change his mind (again). Meanwhile, in Milano, a chain smoking Suning director starts plotting his revenge. Can Marotta and Nedved make Schick change his mind? Have Monchi and Di Francesco signed a player that does not fit the profile they need? Will Ferrero find true love in Ibiza? Will Sabatini ever recover?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrojOB1Dgb0

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>>77820261

Genoa - Juventus 2-1

Thanks me later

>>77820261
yeah and it's about as believable as a telenovela
sport journalism has gone down the drain

>>77815579
>defraud

W H Y
H
Y

>>77817965
>manolas could fight for starting spot in inter

oh really no shit dude

>>77815579
can't wait to see all the riommers that last year told Spalletti and Sabatini to fuck off come crying after the inevitable bulldozing Zeman's pupil #387 will suffer

>>77821912
you are really stupid to think such "riommers" represent the club in any way

>>77822057
it's not like the remaining part of the fanbase is that mentally developed either

>>77821912
Stay mad customer

>>77821912
>last year told Spalletti and Sabatini to fuck off
I hope they both get cancer desu

>Il presidente della Sampdoria Massimo Ferrero ha confermato l'incontro con la Roma nei prossimi ore per discutere del possibile trasferimento di Patrik Schick: "Sto raggiungendo Roma, incontrerò i giallorossi dopo la partita di questo sera"
More news around 11:30PM

>>77821912
are you the giallozzozzi.png anon by any chance?

il corriere dello sport says that now napoli is ahead in the schick situation

http://www.corrieredellosport.it/news/calcio/calcio-mercato/2017/08/26-29773388/clamoroso_ora_su_schick_il_sorpasso_del_napoli_/

>>77823169
im glad inter bowed out. public auction bullshit. ferrero a feeg

>>77809652
for me its kappa most cosy brand and teams pretty cosy too

>>77823169
>Dzeko
>Higuain
>Icardi
>Mertens/Milik
So... why do they all want him

>>77823355
He's pretty cute, no homo

>>77823458
I'd go further than that and say he was hot desu

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Juventus XI: Buffon; Lichtsteiner, Rugani, Chiellini, Alex Sandro; Khedira, Pjanic; Cuadrado, Dybala, Mandzukic; Higuain

Genoa XI: See picture

>>77823928
Oh and:
>it's an Allegri doesn't play the new signings episode

>>77823928
Genoa (3-4-3): Perin; Biraschi, Rossettini, Zukanovic; Lazovic, Bertolacci, Veloso, Laxalt; Pandev, Galabinov, Taarabt. All. Juric
>Juventus (4-2-3-1): Buffon; Lichtsteiner, Rugani, Chiellini, Alex Sandro; Khedira, Pjanic; Cuadrado, Dybala, Mandzukic; Higuain. All. Allegri

Benevento (4-4-2): Belec; Venuti, Lucioni, Costa, Dichiara; Ciciretti, Cataldi, Del Pinto D'Alessandro; Ceravolo, Coda. All Baroni
>Bologna (4-3-3): Mirante; Torosidis, De Maio, Maietta, Masina; Taider, Poli, Donsah; Verdi, Destro, Di Francesco. All. Donadoni

>>77823169
I swear , samp is trying to get rid off their damaged goods at this point and they're desperate

>>77824058
Nah, it's half of those rumours being bullshit. For example, according to this one, Napoli wants to include 3 players in the deal, one of them being Duvan Zapata. According to another one, ADL rates the same player at €20mil. Now, does it make sense that Napoli would offer Zapata, Tonelli (whom they paid €10mil for last summer), Strinić (who's worth like €5mil), AND money for Schick all of a sudden?

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>>77824347
>, ADL rates the same player at €20mil. Now, does it make sense that Napoli would offer Zapata, Tonelli (whom they paid €10mil for last summer), Strinić (who's worth like €5mil), AND money for Schick all of a sudden?
Oh man I didnt even check which players they were supposed to be including in the deal...
The absolute state of transfer rumours

Milan will take scudetto this year dubs confirm

>>77824347
isnt price like 39 million now?

>>77824427
How are you doing Vucinic? I rated you at Juve

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>dumbrosio
>montolivo

>>77824697
>Montolivo ahead of Jorginho
unbelievable
at first i thought it was Prandelli, but every coach has a massive hard-on for him
he must have some sort of hidden quality that doesn't show on the pitch

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Yellow kit is sexy

>>77824793
who can lead the backroom if there is no montoleader?

the Ferraris is so damn A E S T H E T I C

Was at the San Siro against Fiorentina and was surprised by how not shit Inter were

1-1 Draw with Roma I reckon

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW DO YOU GET HUMILIATED BY A 40 YEAR OLD PANDEV
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Great start

KEK
E
K

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Jesus

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good stuff

webm of the og?

JJUST

>memenic

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>>77824997

>>77820261
Best post itt

gg juve :DDD

>>77825025
thanks based dutch

BOUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>jj

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK

Yuve on suicide watch

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NO NO NO NO

>shitventus

>>77825025
Nice finishing desu

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>VAR introduced
>Juve concede two penalties in two games

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

ALLEGRI OUT

yeah rugani is not on jj level yet
GET HOWEDES RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>77825025
What the fuck? Didn't even know it was possible to score with a touch like that.

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>>77825103

it reminds me of last season vs genoa
jj lost 3-1

On the bright side Allegri won't reach Christmas

>unironically losing to a serie-b bound Genoa

>>77825103
>Juve concede two penalties in two games
>concede two penalties
no sweety buffon blocked last match penalty

>>77823928
>>77823976
biraschi is a good defender. people should rate him more imo

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gobbi, datemi un nome per reparto di giocatori juventini assolutamente da comprare al fantacalcio

2-1

hehe

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VAR
A
R

>>77824697
>no zappacosta

he injured or what?
and are parolo and montolivo really better tha jorjinho?

>>77825153
i said penalties, not penalty goals

>>77825165
>buying damaged goods
invest your money elsewhere

Starting to think we will get a pen against us all the time because refs are afraid to not call with var

2-0 most dangerous lead confirmed

>>77825025
>de fending
oh, God

They fucking deserve it. That lineup with Khedira/Square has shown it's irredeemably shit.

genoa scored too early. will be hard to keep whole game

>>77825192
i like to have different players from different team in my fantasquad

>cacadrado

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Dybala's 2 - [1] goal

>>77825025
it's chiellini's fault btw. He deflected the all on pjanic

Dybala is singlehandedly carrying this team

Offside on the penalty
Good thing there's VAR

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bonucci please come home

>>77824697
oh, and no caldara?
ventura out

>>77824697
>montolivo

STOP FUCKING STOP

Var is the new excuse to fuck over us
Nice

>>77825253
and the sky is blue

>>77825228
atm only Dybala looks enticing to me, I'd say Douglas Costa too looks promising but will rarely get constant starts
protip: buy Juventus player in the January transfer market (if you can), before their players hit their peak form (February/March/April/May)

>>77825255
>>77825314
Gobbi already mad that they can't get their usual "ref mistakes" anymore

Ref looks like Mccounaghey

>>77825314
oh god not this again
it's embarassing, Juve has utterly dominated domestically for the last 50 years and its fans still have a gigantic victim complex

>>77825378
Penalty was offside idiot

Khedira and Cuadrado are so shit

>>77825291
>Rugani and Astori ahead of him

>Pigguain

>>77825461
>not rating Astori after the past two seasons
Spotting plebs has never been easier

>>77825459
Khedira OUT
Sturaro IN
Nah, maybe Bentancur, but would unironically prefer Sturaro to Khedira.

>>77824697
Why is Napoli not buying Perin?

>>77825494
crooked legs

Allegri out out out

>>77825494
they dont trust his health condition, that man broked his knee 3 times

>>77825493
emre can would have been a nice addition desu

>>77825494
deflagrating patellas

>>77825503
>>77825531
Around 12-15m for him isn't too much of a risk in my opinion. They should go for him.

>>77825547
according to some italian media outlets Juventus have already found a deal with the player to buy him on a free in 2018 once his contracts with Laverplel runs out

a midfield with Khedira and Pjanic is not a nonexistent midfield

When do we play Sassuolo
We need Berardi to remove Allegri once again

did real break juve?

>>77825563
There are dozens of Excellent young italian goalkeepers, perin is one of these, Napoli is probeing more fronts, the past health of Perin does not help, like i said he broked his knee 3 times and he is only 24

how did shitventus make it to the cl final?

>>77825563
look at his annual injuries
he's not worth it
https://www.transfermarkt.com/mattia-perin/verletzungen/spieler/110923

>>77825630
luck + refball

>>77825668
wrong

>>77825668
Kill yourself

perinb is great. dunno how good he is with his feet. but sarri like young and potential players to make great. he doesnt like buying stars

>>77825626
>>77825635
Maybe. I like the guy let see if he can go one year without injuries.

>>77825695
forgot to add i rate perin very much i want him to follow buffon in italian nt

Allegri out

nobody in the mid filters any attack from genoa
nobody even presses genoa mids
fuck this

>play with a 2-3-5 with no midfield filter, no precautionary marking, nothing
>"hurr durr why are we getting raped on the counter?"

Allegri, you fucking knobhead, this is not england nor 1887 anymore

PERIN PERIN PERIN

>>77825630
They never really faced a competent team aside from a collapsing Barca

great attack from juve. but PERIN

PERIN

he's so fucking good
too bad about his knees

>>77825832
My favourite meme
Collapsing Barca would walk a Juveless serie a

>>77825796
I think he belives Khedira is that midfielder. He either doesn't see it or just too hard headed to put ANYONE else on that spot. Even Mandzukic could do it, it's not like Khedira is making any decent passes.

>just J

Nice VAR lads :)

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You asked for VAR, you got VAR

>>77825960
Made in China:DDDD

>VAR
Serie A is oficially shit

2-2

hehe

>Implying that was voluntary

HOWEVER

>refs against juve

lel

>>77825992
He literally saved the shot, you have to keep arms behind your back in the box

>>77825992
wide arm, blocked a clear cut chance
benuldy all the way

>Dyb-Allah akbar!
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>>77825992
Yeah it's not like it stopped a ball toward the goal
Amerinigger

memes

>>77826023
that is not true

On a phone, cant watch, how is our piggy doing so far lads?

nice benulty from allah boy

>>77826050
t. Guido Rossi

lel can't wait to hear "rube paid off VAR" now

>>77826050
t. Giacinto Facchetti

>>77826050
t. Massimo Moratti

based Var saving the sportsmanship

VAR is deciding almost every single game. Clearly proving football was unfair as fuck.

>>77826031
like he had a clue where ball was going from a volley 40cm from him

refballed!

>>77826050
t. Tronchetti Provera

Next time I play a game in série A I'll just enter the box and kick the ball towards some defender's arm
I bet >>77826023
>>77826024
>>77826031
will be happy and support me

var ruins football

>>77826078
i have no idea who that is
anyway what you just said makes no sense, you don't have to keep your hands behind your back in the box

>>77826023
How is that not a red then?

>>77826194
If his arms are behind his back he will be fine

>>77826194
That's how it works in field hockey and a ball to the opponents foot

>>77826227
Because it was not on purpose.

>>77826227
I guess it wasn't voluntary

they should stop the clock for the VAR, and use the normal clock rules for the rest of the game

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Penalty kick + VAR decision

>>77826210
Yeah I mean, players should just wiggle their arms all the time in the box

>flap your arms in the area
>DINDU MUFFINS

It's literally the involuntary manslaughter of penalties, like tripping and tripping another guy in the box in the process.

Dybala is gonna be the new capocannoniere
Screen cap this

>>77826194
one thing is aiming specifically at the defender's arm (like Baggio did against Nigeria in the 1994 WC, with VAR that wouldn't have been a penalty), another is a defender blocking a dangerous shot on target in the 6 yard box (which was probably going to result in a goal) with a wide arm

>>77826210
You don't, just don't whine if it results in a penalty when it's a clear scoring opportunity.

>>77826031
perin would have saved it.
Really he was unlcky and it was likely involuntary

>>77826240
you can't keep your arms behind the back when running like that .we use arms for balance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYULT3WTJbo

>>77826382
one thing is touching the ball with the hand and another thing is the ball touching the hand (which was this case)

For me? It's Crotone

>>77826329
players should keep their arms in a natural position, not wiggle away, not behind the back
stop making up rules

>>77826425
That wasn't a natural position pham

>>77826383
i'm not whining, i'm not even debating the penalty

It was a clear penalty

>>77826425
Well the rule says that your arms don't have to increase the volume of your body, so it's safe to assume that you have to pay attention to it, even if it's involuntary. Why do you think all the players put their hands behind the back before a cross or a shot?

>>77826420
Are you a barca fan or something? Because it was really a fucking disgrace. It's always a penalty.

>>77826544
why would someone against the refballing a barca fan?
get your shit toghether

>>77826461
i know
i'm saying that thinking defenders should keep their hands behind their back in the box is bullshit and only someone who's never run in his life could come up with something as ridicolous

>>77826521
This

>>77826420
i always say that about my cock

>>77826602
Is it feminine?

>>77826563
It's not refballing. It's just the rules. This situation remind me Chelsea-Barca. I was just wondering if watching your boy Messi altered your point of view.

Please sell us emre can

>>77826628
no. I have upwards curve.
i heard girls like that... :(

>>77826740

Nobody is ever gonna sell Juve a good midfielder because it would be the step to become invincible. Now Juve is fucking appalling because it's playing with literally NO midfield.

>>77826759
>tfw my dick bends leftwards heavily
How am I even supposed to stick it in?

>>77826581
>>77826521
since you are so keen on citing rules let's take a look at the laws of the game


>LAW 12 – FOULS AND MISCONDUCT
>Handling the ball
>Handling the ball involves a deliberate act of a player making contact with the ball with his hand or arm. The referee must take the following into consideration:

>the movement of the hand towards the ball (not the ball towards the hand)
>the distance between the opponent and the ball (unexpected ball)
>the position of the hand does NOT necessarily mean that there is an infringement
>touching the ball with an object held in the hand (clothing, shinguard, etc.) counts as an infringement
>hitting the ball with a thrown object (boot, shinguard, etc.) counts as an infringement

>the position of the hand does NOT necessarily mean that there is an infringement
so no, you don't have to keep your hands behind the back or tucked in your ass, any natural position is fine unless it's an attempt at stopping the ball
the "increasing your body volume" thing is a common way to determine if the position of the arm is unnatural to gain an advantage or not, NOT a rule

>>77826759
hey me too
what are the odds huh

>>77826461
that was a natural position to keep balance.
his center of gravity was moved to the back due to how is body was positined, moving the arm forward shifted it allowing him to stand up.
it would be impossible for him to keep his arm on his body

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>>77826775
>because it would be the step to become invincible.

>>77826929

Ok, so the movement was not natural therefore penalty. Glad we sorted it out.

>>77826759
Has a girl even been as far to go and decide to think about looking at the curve of your benis?

If so, what did she say

>>77826862
fuck an antifa girl

>>77826955
that's not even what i was arguing about to begin with for fucks sake

>>77826944
i think its somewhat normal. i felt insecure about it when i was a kid.
>>77826963
well i think they like it because it hit their g spot
but to answer your question: not really..

>>77826862
Stop masturbating

>>77826955
the movement was natural to keep balance, the ball went toward his hand, not the other way around

>>77826972
>mentally ill Americans exporting their shit to the rest of the world again

>>77826862
do you put it to the left in your underwear ?

Allegri is finished

Will Bonucci be his Pirlo? One can hope.

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>>77827059
I try to keep it centered but the fucker has had this banana shape since I was a wee lad, my guess is that the left side takes in less blood and swells up less than the right side, hence the funny curve

MATUIDI LADS

I've been insulting Quadrato the whole match ffs, THANK YOU

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>>77827137
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Great now allegri has an excuse to start square for the rest of the season

>>77827151
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>>77823585
He is almost as hot as Bernardeschi.

>>77827040
it was a (lame) joke

>>77827175

Literally my scary thought.

>>77827182
>Icardi bandwagoner

>there is people in this thread who didn't have faith in Juve and based Allegri
>even called them shitventus
apologize

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>>77827151
webm related
>>77827194
Very different kinds of hot though, model vs bad boy

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>>77827182
GOOD post

>Juve goes in front
>thread goes quiet
Really get the tortellini turning

Laxalt is good
I wonder why Atalanta was so obsessed with keeping Spina

>>77827356
>Rooting for the smug team who won the league 6 times in a row
Why would we? It's boring.

WA

>barzagli in
ALLEGRI out

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>attacking midfielder
>played for juventus
>played for Real
Is Laudrup the solution?

>>77826862

vagina has two "pillows" inside, on both sides. If your dick bends you push on these pillows while doing your job, and she feels good. A straight dick doesn't apply this pressure so you are fine. Fuck those italian bitches.

>Inb4 Lapadula cheeky last min. goal

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I keep forgetting this is Buffon's last year. Shit's gonna be sad

>>77827356
juve losing against relegation scrappers is news, juve winning isn't

I wonder what Bernardeschi and Costa are thinking right now

oh shieeet i forgot Bentancur was at Juve

>>77827647

next year... you are buying Donnarumma

Will someone please stop Juve?

>>77827722
Why the fuck did they buy Szczesny then

>>77827722
Juve has 80M to spend? Juve can offer him a better contract? Milan is selling? Gigio would go to Juve?

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the new logo of juve have uniroincally the same shape of the virgin walk guy

>>77827758
So Napoli wouldn't

>>77827722
he will go to psg, 75m is nothing to them

>>77827778
You do realize Napoli convinced Reina to stay before the Woj deal was finalized

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>Drop Higuain
>4-3-3
Does Allegro have balls to even try it?

>>77827809
Just meme'ing la