Chiefs @ Seahawks PreSeason Game Thread

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>>77809579
First for Xecucks

>>77809579
Hi guys

>avril literally juked

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I Chawks here

Why does Tracy Wolfson look like a dude?

Rate Patrick Mahomes on a scale of Steve McNair to Quincy Carter.

Where is Romo? I though he is a CBS analyst?

>>77809942
He strained his back trying to get out of bed this morning

>Hawks D already looks dogshit

Yay :(

>>77809942
I think his wife had a kid or something

>>77809962

I think they are just taking things easy

>>77810002
Idk... all preseason the first team D has looked bad.

>>77810011
>all preseason
there's your problem

>dropped pass
>miss giant hole
>bad pass
Nice

>refball

>refball
>in the preseason

Smith threw it 6 feet before wagner got there

rip Ware's knee

ARBYS

>ware is kill

jesus Christ players are dropping like flies before the first fucking games man

>tfw worried shitless a seahawk will die like in every god damn game so far

Dat nigga dead

Didnt look like anything happened

Everyone is fucking dying

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>back made of glass

>>77810115
Hue hue

>young Sheldon

>>77810115

dying faster than those fuckers in the favelas?

Over before it began

Ware knee cucked by hawks D

>>77810111
It's called non contact injury dum dum.

Nice trips.

KJ still dat nigga tho

>>77810149
They were never alive.

Looks like cj spiller is making the team

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>tfw someone else drafted Kareem Hunt right before I did

>>77810170

my god that's savage

>>77810210
>having a FF draft before the 3rd preseason game
>not a fucking retard

HOLY SHIT LACY HAD A GOOD RUN

WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

>>77810236
My family league demanded we draft on aug 8th for some reason

Confirmed.

Buying a Carson jersey.

>tfw Wilson's meme magic still lives

Hawks offense gonna be surgical this year.

>>77810254
that's what murder-suicide was invented for.

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>>77810263
welcome back

>>77810267
>Russel will never save your life on the operating table

Anyone have a link?

>offensive line fucking over the seahawks again

OH FUCKING JOY

Oh my fuck get lost Ifedi you bum

>>77810254
Lemmie guess, your mom/dad's mini van has that stick figure family on the back window.

Thanks ifedi :^)

>>77810284
he'd nibble your foreskin if you ask politely

>>77810267
If by "surgical", you mean "Russell Wilson needs surgery on his broken ankle", then yes.

>post yfw Walsh drains a 27 yard kick in OT in Minn to win the super bowl this year

Is that the fourth or fifth penalty for my xecucks? They're looking in their 2013 form, at least penalty wise

WOOPS BUTTERFINGERS

This is why thomas lost his job to tyreek

>>77810281
I've missed it. Last season kinda sucked

is priest holmes a good fantasy pick

>>77810401
If you want to come in last place. Sure.

kearse fucking catching balls finally

Wilson is gonna chuck the rock this year man.

Did Kearse really just catch that?

>>77810467
Broken clock right twice a day

The Russeling magic is coming back. He looks much better than he did last year

Should hawks keep Carson? How they gonna keep 5-6 RB?

Is Romo's wife a trap

>>77810506
He's looking very accurate on his deep ball. I have high hopes for our offense this year

>Romo's son's names are River and Hawk
What a fucking fag

Dumb fuck Wilson wtf was that?

Ahahaahaha gaines is such fucking trash why is he on any team?

>>77810535
An incomplete pass

WALSH IS SHOOK

>4th and 99

HOL UP HOL UP

Any of you guys see that 4th and 99

>>77810548
That was an INT if russ didnt pray 3 times a day.

>>77810586

OH SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS SEEING THINGS

>4th and 99
Fucking LOL

>>77810587
Lmao I did.

>>77810603
Pays to be pious

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>>77810621

weew

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>>77810586

>Smeth

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anyone else finally starting to get hyped for the season?

Tyreek hill is a garbage catcher.

>>77810669
>12th man
>posts a cunt

>>77810669
Been hyped can't wait for opening day against the packers. Should be a great game.

>>77810682
you're a fag that's never watched a chief's game

Nothing is going right desu

>>77810706
HAHA chill out bro I know the dude's fast as fuck and had a great year. He's just been butterfingers this whole game.

>>77810707
We're talking football here pal, not your life.

This game has a lot of spaghetti

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Why is Russel still in??

>throw wounded duck
>get DPI

>>77810745
It's the third preseason game. And the chiefs first possession took eight minutes.

Technically this is only his third possession

>the chiefs on this drive

>the state of the Queefs

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>>77810586
FUCK, TIME TO RUN DA BOMB AGAIN

>>77810745
Because the only players this midget can beat up on is 2nd and 3rd stringers. And still suck.

Lacy is going to be so BASED this season

>holdingball

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>cheering when a penalty is called

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Eddie Lacy is still fat as fuck

Eddie Looks just like a Fat Marshawn...give him some skittles

>>77810800
Lol, you dumbass.

>>77810800
Lacy is going to be a cheeseburger-addicted jobber just like he was last season

>Trey Manning


Literally who

>>77810798
You do know the 3rd preseason game is where the starters usually play the longest right?

>that td music
>xehawks

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Fuck yeah!

>>77810823
Tre Madden, solid USC RB, may be a meme but his last name is the first thing you notice

>>77810843

he's on my Shit List

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>>77810833
>Seattle

>SEAHAWKS SPECIAL TEAMS

FIRE

EVERYONE

>>77810855
>I have him in Madden as my KR
>That KR TD
SPAGHETTI

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>>77810870

This

is normal

This game willl end 26-16

Kicker gotta turn that guy back towards middle of the field.

>>77810857
No you queefing faggot, this is Seattle.

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>chefs

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>>77810857
Pic related.

>lowes

>>77811062
kys faggot

Kareem Hunt is legit as fuck.

Albert Wilson is trash.

God I am not touching a single Chiefs player in the draft this year

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R-right boys?

Spaghetti! Hey, isn't "ficken" the german word for fuck?

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>tgokb

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Dude what

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WHO

can stop us?

"Wilson will burn their final timeout."
>Two timeouts remaining...

>>77811226
"we" just did sucka

>>77811226
rasm

Mahomes is a goofy looking dude

>the pagoda of Arex Smiff

Reid lost a lotta weight

Jesus Christ. Andy Reid looks weird as fuck non-fat.

>>77811257
your trip is goofy, poofter

I hope reid is eating their bootyholes right now like a triple double cheeseburger

>>77811274
He got banned from Jack Stack for having sex with a brisket

Hurricane Bowl
Get in here >>77811136

Hawks O-line is actually looking pretty good, does the Chiefs rush suck or something?

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>>77811299

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>>77810375
he was absolute shit last season, can't wait til he gets traded.. preferably to bring golden back

>>77811356

>Career best in several passing categories while injured
>Shit

>>77811318
Nah. It's just the preseason. I got some bad news for you family during the regular season.

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Was that the Joost on that awful Seal show

>>77811403
WOAH HOOOOOO

>>77811391
>star player
>literal cuck

good....?

>>77811242
Game is out of KC's control. Even Andy Reid knows this. Be glad it's just preseason.

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>>77811274
now I'm hungry

>>77811464
are you retarded?

Chiefs playing backups now

Reid has lost some weight but he looks like he's still wearing his old clothes.

Mahomes time

What a hit!

>>77811507
I like your optimism, but its GG mayt.

Mahomes showing alot of rookieness not throwing that ball away

That nigga wearin a choker

>>77811704
tfw the queefs are stuck with Alex Smith for another championship-free year.

>1st down Seattle
Holy shit kek

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>>77811748
>another championship-free year.

Oh no, scare me more faggot, lol.

oh god queefs

casen williams smart to jump on that ball

Wew lad

kek that literal who making sure he gets cut

>boosby

so what if kc deflects the punt and it grazes a lineman?

>Boycuck
Fuck off Fouts he's shit

What the fuck is going on here

>>77811821
2nd and 3rd string is playing sweetie

>>77811821
S P A G H E T T I
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>>77811821
Somebody mowed my lawn?

Who would come and mow your lawn while you're not home and not ask for anything?

Kinda strange and it is freaking me out alittle bit. Maybe we will see a string of these things around, lawns mowing themselves.

>#64 on KC
>Mama
>Big ass OL
lol, Also marcus kemp looks like Kaep from the back

>the meth-addled slum of Kansass Shitty

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>>77811888
trips of truth

>>77811821
illegal hands to the face m8

I think every time I post, there's some spaghetti, testing

>>77811963
congrats on yr first tripfag!

you'll be a shit poster in no time : 3

>>77812023
I've been shitposting since 2009 m8

>>77811888
>>#64 on KC

He literally has no ass

>Mama so big, plays offensive line

This is, far and away, the most refball ive seen all preseason

This has become unwatchable.

>>77812112
Yo Mama SO fat she makes Andy Reid look slim

>>77812133
>>77812138
I've honestly started watchin the mariners. Way to many flags in this game. It's just boring at this point.

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Go Chiefs!

>>77812138
Yo mamas so fat eddy lacy took weight training tips from her back in green bay

What a shitty call, the DB didn't even touch him.

>>77812138
Yo mama so fat she thought. "pick 6" was a buffet special

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>>77811781
The scary part is how much it must suck to realize that after your team blows another chance at being relevant that you realize you still live in Kansas City, Dorothy.

>6'7" WR
Damn son

>>77812294
Hes a skinny te

>>77812227
Lol

>benulty!

>>77812227
Yo mama's ass is so fat, KC's crowd noise record was her letting off a bench rattler

>>77812358
Yo mama's ass so fat it can't fit in Arrowhead

>>77812373
something more creative than that. Might as well go with Yo mama's so fat she's fatter than the universe.

muh homes

>>77812424
Yo mama ass so fat, it coaches in green bay

Every time I turn the channel back to the game they're calling some new fucking penalty. Do the zebras know that they aren't suppose to be the center of attention?

>flagcollide

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>>77812501
that's how we like it

The penalty record is 23, 200 yards given up, no way these teams reach 23

>>77812550
it is 23 for this game

>>77812558
23 by one team (my raiders)

>>77812570

Was that that Monday night game from five years ago or so? I remember it going on forever.

>>77812651
Nah, Raiders - Busc from last year

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>>77810893

>>77810893
He knows too much...

that could do it

>>77810893
Pretty close

>>77810236

Since we've drafted I've picked up McFadden, Cooper Kupp, and now Chris Hogan

Early drafting has been a blessing in disguise