Sabathia V Miranda
first for the tigers got off light
>>77808587
I'm a fucking idiot.. should be mariners yankees. why am I making threads so much lately?
yankees:
LF Brett Gardner
CF Aaron Hicks
C Gary Sanchez
RF Aaron Judge
SS Didi Gregorius
2B Starlin Castro
DH Tyler Austin
1B Chase Headley
3B Todd Frazier
Mariners:
Segura SS
Valencia 1B
Cruz DH
Seager 3B
Haniger RF
Zunino C
Heredia CF
Gamel LF
Motter 2B
yanks desu
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
>>77808632
>2B Starlin Castro
>second baseman starlin castro
>al all star at second base, starlin castro
this was fun sawx, enjoy your wild card berth
T H I C K
>>77808664
Why didn't they call up Bird too?
>the city of coreys brothers
>>77808679
not sure
also these uniforms are fucking attrocious
go m's
>>77808731
i prefer calling him the fatman
what the actual fuck is grit wearing
I'm going to need some time to get used to this design
If any Puerto Rican in this thread is offended by Christopher Columbus, I got one thing to tell you. GO BACK TO PUERTO RICO.
>>77808902
thats a thing?
>bird, sanchez, and gregorious have not been in the same lineup all year
>>77808902
I'm Puerto Rican and I don't know why I should be offended by Christopher Columbus
>>77808975
Yeah, some do nothing councilwoman from the bronx or brooklyn started it yesterday.
drive it deep, zunino
>groud-rule cuck
keep it up, m's
You Seattle fans ever been to Twin Peaks? I hear they have a great little place that servers great cherry pie.
>>77809107
I've thought about applying at the hotel
Damn, that looked gone for a second
the m's pitcher is playing a very dangerous game
>>77808800
grit looks fly as fuck and you know it
>Castro comes back
>immediately pops out on a pitch out of the zone
I remember why I wasn't a big fan of Castro
>>77809227
I don't see him chasing yankees batters with a rifle
Base hit!
Torreyes isn't playing?
That was a very catchable ball for Castro
>>77809426
castro's back
Lets go Ms
Why is seaters batting stance so retarded
>corey brother
could have used kyle
Robinson Cano has very kissable lips lmao no homo
What the fuck, since when does Scott Brosius work with the Mariners?
>>77809582
hold onto the ball...
Can you please throw the ball straight Miranda
BASES LOADED
L
O
A
D
E
D
>Unironically loading the bases with walks
i dont give a shit how many bases the yankees get gifted, they gotta actually hit in the risp
Why is Gardner the nofun police?
cmon gar bear
phew
mmm just got a quater pound of colorado raised sour diesel shipped in, just rolled an ocb and am going to spark it in like the 5th inning. truly a good life desu
is this english
Z BOMB
>>77809836
>Anonymous 08/25/17(Fri)20:06:16 No.77809860 â–¶
you just dont know marijuana culture my dude, its all good tho
ZUNINO
Wtf are they wearing
Did they bring color rush to MLB? Yikes...
YES
>>77809889
its nickname night so they made some special unis
if these gamethreads were in charge of the nicknames what would the yankees lineup look like? some of the ones theyve got are lame af
1. Grit
2. Aaron Hicks??
3. Sanchize?
4. Aaron Fudge
5. ELITE
6. Starlin Castro??
7. Tyler Austin??
8. Chase Headley?
9. Todd Frazier??
>>77809932
So the mariners just always look like crossing gaurds?
at least aaron dfudge didn't strikeo uthtere but still -02 lol get it together fudge
>>77809979
>its nickname night so they made some special unis
>>77809963
1. grit
2. h i c k s
3. sanchize, gary is scary, pizzaman
4. aron fuge, all rise
5. king didi, E L I T E
6. all-starlin is p lit desu
7. irrelivent
8. his number is going to be retired
9. toddfather
brawl incoming
>>77809963
i like to call castro casbro
>>77809979
no they use different teal unis hence the post
>>77810077
Gotcha, everyone looks ugly asf tonight, but the nicknames are funny.
>>77810024
What would your nickname be if you weren't cut by the Yankees, Chris?
someone buy this weed off of me its pretty good desu very earthy
ALL-STARLIN
>>77810126
if only you lived upstate.
How long can Romine and Sanchez appeal? I figure they can hold off on serving their suspension until the rosters expand
throw some strikes
>>77810145
i could probably ship to you, i dont really sell but i could send you some if your lacking, i have like 4 pounds in my warehouse, id send you like a half ounce free of charge i know the struggle
>>77810024
>>77810118
chris farter hahahahaha
inb4 >risp
>>77810242
dodger fan here
join the club
Another day, another RISP
wish me luck desu lets see if i can smoke this without pissing my girlfriend off
jesus this fucking team
Oh boy. Another Yankees game were we are 0/10 with risp
>>77810280
>having a girlfriend
fucking faggot
>>77810280
post a photo of some shit
>>77810280
>smoking
fucking degenerate
>tfw Hurricane this weekend
H-haha n-no big deal. R-right?
>>77810391
that you TY ? hope you survive
>>77810325
a small joint for taste
>>77810391
are you in texas rn?
>>77810403
thanks m8
>>77810407
yeah, I'm TY
>>77810391
I know I'll be fine
>>77810406
shit fammmm got dat loud assss lookin muh
Yall finna smoke that jawn?
>>77810427
RIP anon
>>77810446
bitch that's for tasting
I say this while I'm coughing my ads off , my girl hates drugs so yeah I'm facing it
adios, miranda
>>77810403
TY lives in Dallas I believe
>>77810544
I do, but I go to school at A&M which is in College Station. We're going to be hit pretty hard apparently.
FUCK. THIS. SHIT.
>this streaky fucking offense
>>77810574
This is why I hate the news when it comes to weather related events.
They always hype up every snowstorm we have so when there's a real storm in the country I don't know if it's really bad or just hype
>the macarena
im super high and like micheal kay is like super smart rn. maybe hes super high like every game
>>77810574
>I go to school at A&M which is in College Station.
Were you underage b& all these years or did you go back?
>>77810598
Harvey just became a Category 4, so it's going to be pretty bad. They're comparing it to Hurricane Katrina though, which is pretty ridiculous.
>The last great 3rd baseman the Yankees had is in the same stadium as the best 3rd baseman they've had since he left
>>77810663
Wouldn't Katrina have been forgettable if the levees held?
>>77810675
Correct, sir.
>>77810653
I'm starting up my senior year
>>77810696
What are you studying and plan on doing?
>>77810623
get some arizona green tea when high. that was my go to shit
>>77810709
Not sure about his major, but judging from he pics he posts, I bet his minor is Women's Studies.... if you catch my drift ;p
>>77810709
I was a retard and went with a History degree, and I was in too deep by the time I realized that was retarded. I'm joining the Army when I graduate, and then I'll figure out what I want to do from there.
>>77810741
Join the chair force and try to learn some computer stuff
>>77810713
im on a forced diet cant kek
>>77810741
just apply at bank of america. I hear they love history majors
>>77810757
Nah, I don't want to be in a branch with a bunch of SJWs
>>77810777
Old Bay was in the Air Force. You don't want to end up like Old Bay
>>77810764
I can't tell if this is a joke or not
>>77810741
>get a history degree
>not becoming a high school teacher, or going to Law School
>CC pitching great
>Red Sox getting hammered
>Yankees still losing
What the fuck. This team doesn't deserve to do shit, it's just getting pathetic now.
All right, 7th inning stretch. Time to score some runs, Yanks.
>>77810839
>porcello
>4 2/3 ip
>11 runs
>4 earned
So this is the power of Red Sox defense
>>77810838
I originally wanted to be a teacher and cross country coach, but I want to make money lol
>>77810821
I had a german history teacher who told one of her friends was a vp there. Apparently they have/had a habit of hiring history, and english majors because the business majors were too autistic or something to relate with clients. They just gave them some accounting courses after they hired them. Of course they then had some strange financial scandal but I guess its still worth a shot.
>>77810889
Teachers in my district make $90k a year. Plus benefits and all that time off
>>77810891
I'll look into that. That sounds like a better path than>>77810889
>>77810906
You're on the East coast though. $90k in the East coast isn't the same as $90k in Texas
>>77810923
To make that much money with benefits in the private sector you have to be skilled and experience. First year kindergarden teacher makes $63k
>>77810944
WHAT?!?!??!?
Kansas Yankees here. I have friends that became teachers..... They make 40k max
>>77810944
You're still getting taxed to all hell though. I imagine the teachers in your district are actually making around the same as Teachers in Texas when you take that into account
>>77810964
A lot of them are marriage to executives from some of the bigger companies in the state. They have two homes and complain they aren't paid enough
>>77810964
it depends on the state
i like that even those these yankee jerseys are disgusting as shit they still won't allow the jersey maker on their left sleeve lol
>>77810976
>>77810977
Everyone here cries
>Muh Brownback
>Muh salary
out
Where are all the Headley haters?
Any /v/ fags here? Apparently, Half-Life 3 is never going to happen
>>77810889
>but I want to make money
then go to law school idiot
Why is this team so unclutch?
>more risp
>>77811088
Law school isn't free my dude. That's a lot more loans than I would want to take out.
red cux are getting destroyed and all we can do is fuck every fucking goddamn risp up. fucking what's the point of the playoffs if we're gonna play like this?
>>77811141
Sanchez lead off dinger. Cap it.
>>77810891
Maybe in the branches, I used to work at Merrill and the only history major I ever met went to Harvard
>>77811114
are you a minority by any chance?
>>77808975
IIRC its usually native americans that are pissed about Columbus, at least it was in The Sopranos
>>77811253
Yes, only half though
>>77811253
He's half Puerto Rican
Only idiots would be upset about shit that happened 500 years ago.
>>77811260
Well I don't know if you would want to try this. But I know the University of Idaho offers a full ride scholarship for out of state minority law students. That could be something to look into if you wanted.
>>77811292
Lawyers hate their job though
>>77811317
This. It's why Ben Shapiro became a News site editor
didi you elite motherfucker
FFS Heredia you spastic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Fucking ELITE!!!
>THE COLLECTION OF PEOPLE THAT IS SEATTLE
GOD BLESS YOU YOU ELITE MOTHER FUCKER
Watch us RISP this
Hell yeah All Rise. Nice job Didi! Get Didi home All-Starlin
Fucking get it together Phelps
stop choking this game away
>>77811327
corprate lawyers make enough money to make anyone love their job
>>77811353
If the earth is actually a sphere, how do you guys stay on the ground?
>>77810889
wow you sound like me, I'm doing political science and instead of cross country i want to do drumline
>>77811292
i actually know one if the law professors at U of I. he's the mock trial coach for my college
WTF SEAGER YOU IDIOT
HOLY SHIT THIS TEAM IS RETARDED
Safe!
Didi a wizard.
Giradi u stupid shit.
>not even going to try to challenge
Watch us lose this game now
>Yankees in charge of challenging
hahahaha fucking idiots
>>77811374
Giradi is more retarded.
Didi did a 'tism stretch
>>77811317
Is why I said wanted to try. I would hate to be a lawyer
Freaking m's
>>77811411
Video guys probably told him not to challenge
>its a yankees beat themselves by being retarded game
>>77811342
anorexic bimbo
Why not fucking challenge it?
>>77811422
Its*
why didn't he challenge
I forgot Stottlemyer Sr had a son named after him.
I was wondering why he looked so young
phelps can't throw a fucking strike give me a break oh wait we just fucking got one and still are in this inning.
Pull him already
Phelps a shit
Literally cannot throw a strike
>bases loaded for the THIRD time this game
>Only one run
Don't worry, M's bros. We won't do shit here.
This might be the worst beard in professional baseball
Did any other yankees fan have their inner autism released when they first saw these uniforms
>>77811404
Are Auckland girls easy? I have one that I met through Yahtzee with Buddies of all places and she sends me nudes all the time.
Get the out, vincent
>>77811576
no real yankees fan likes these shitty uniforms
We'd actually be up a run if they challenged that plat?
Fraizer sucks
when bird comes back bench that fucker and move headley back
Girardi should make them wear "RISP" on their backs tomorrow
>>77811615
Clint > Todd
>>77811576
>When they made Ronald look like a Nu-Metal clown.
>throw a 98 mph fastball at someone's head
>no suspension
Walktances.
two of those pitches were strikes
also jesus fucking christ betances didnt mean to hit him hes just fucking retarded with his control
Nasty hit
This bullpen has so much talent but is so shitty
So this is the Betances we're getting tonight
>>77811649
there was no way he had any intent tho
jesus dillan is obviously depressed i feel bad for the guy
chapman is a piece of shit tho idc that he sucks
I couldn't trust Betances in any high leverage inning the playoffs
Won't stop Girardi from sticking him in there with the bases loaded in the 8th.
It was a slider that got away from Betances.
Yanks should come to Panama and sign the new Mariano.
Now.
TAKE HIM OUT NOW JOE, HE CLEARLY DOESN'T HAVE IT TONIGHT. JOE YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
>spagetti time
lets hope dillan gets some control, dillan can dominate when he doesnt fucking sick
>Tfw you wanted betances to come in an this happen
That was a lazy try by Todd
zunino is doing well
if the WC race wasn't such a shit show this team would be screwed
that was a strike you asshole
>Texas mayor telling residents to write their name and social security numbers on their arms in sharpie
What is this guys endgame?
Leave the 9th inning to me
>>77811785
Is this the Houston mayor telling everyone to stay put?
>walked him
: ' (
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKING SUCK BETANCES. WHY DOES JOE GIRARDI KEEP RELIEVERS IN FOR THIS FUCKING LONG
Cut your hair, Faggot
https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/hurricane-harvey-houston-texas-impacts
rip asstros
do it, gamel
>>77811849
>It's going to hit Ron Paul land
I hope he is okay
>Back to back ex-Yankees batting in this clutch situation
I just know Cano is going to fuck us right now. It'll be revenge for Cashman deciding to sign le $153 million pinch runner man
>>77811865
The free market will take care of it
Wew lad
>I came to Cano
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT KID MEAN BY THAT
Love a good netances roller coaster
>>77811865
corpus christi better be alright, my brother works there\\
ALSO >DILLAN
does he do it on purpose?
>there are people in thread who doubted D.Dawg
Marispers choking away a game as usual when 2 games above .500
It's another Dellin loads the bases to get out of the jam to show everyone how elite he is
>>77811913
i havent seen this one in a while
lately when he's been doing this he would shit up the bed
>>77811892
lol
I thought the same thing
I think he made a drawing of eyes in place of "see"
>risp
figures
>>77811913
he cant focus until he realizes that when he actually blows it hes going to be traded to Minnesota for a few prospects
Come on, everyone trying to hit the big homer. Just get on base.
>>77811943
Doing their best Yankees impression
Leave the walk off to me
ALL RISE
>>77812008
I just did
- Sent From My Iphone
Judge hits a walk-off homer here. My roommate predicted it.
>>77812028
Gary, you're the only one on this team who knows how to win.
vincent pls
>>77812039
your roomate doesnt know what there talking about
>>77812039
You need new roommates.
>>77812039
Or has a limpwristed pop up like gamel make this game take even longer
Leave the 10th inning to me
>>77812062
When was the last time Francesa went to a Yankees game?
>>77812062
>dumb dizzee rascal looking nigger who has proven himself to be a waste of money
>>77812090
Tonight with me
Does anyone have the Robertson sprinting webm? You should rename it "FIRST RESPONDER"
warning track...
When I buy the Yankees, I'll let them have beards
the missile is up
>The missile
>>77812141
it's staying with the family for generations hal has said. and I like the rules they have
>>77812141
your fans would burn down the stadium
>>77812152
more like "the blown out meme closer"
help the team out, seags
>>77812168
Aroldis Chapman is the roastie of closers.
God damn it
CROWN HEIGHTS SHOOTING
I WONDER WHO THEY ARE.....
Make this shit Yankees related my dudes. We had a lot of dank OC last season, but not much this season.
>>77812210
As long as it wasn't Gowanus, Park Slope or Bay Ridge, I know my family is likely safe.
>james pozzed
wtf why is everything so gay out in the left coast?
>>77812228
The girl in pink should be RISP
If the Yankees don't win it here is guaranteed that Seattle will hit a walk off hr off chapmeme
>>77812235
>Papa Poz
>Pazos
GG Yankees
If I was a big leaguer, I'd put on my thank you patch "My wife and her son" just to meme
This is going 16 innings
>>77812250
I hope youre joking, right?
>>77812259
probably known as bathhouse poz in the locker rooms
>>77812210
I live about 2 blocks from the shooting. Could hear the sirens around 7:30 for about an hour
What will this faggot do now?
inb4 ellsbury hits a walk off hr but trips and cant reach home base
>>77812295
Not joking. Chapman has been awful lately
>>77812320
he trips and heads to the DL
Oh no, it's going to be Chapman time soon.
>>77812326
I know that but you can't walk off if youre the visiting team
>>77812347
You just fell for his trap
>the missile
what the fuck is about to happen
>>77812360
hes about to detonate
and by detonate i mean walk 4 strait batters on 16 96mph fastballs
What is the Cuban Missile going to do here?
>>77812360
>the Cuban missile crisis
>>77812384
Remember when Maggie shot Mr. Burns?
Chapman will prove here why he deserves to be demoted even more
>>77812388
Remember when Sneed went to Feed Chuck's Seed?
A L L - S T A R L I N
there's that sketchy defense that I know and love from castro
time to wake up m's
Anyone read his lips? It looked like he said he almost swallowed his gum.
FIRE THIS CUBAN NEGRO FFS
MOTHERFUCKER THOSE IT AGAIN
Boom Fuckers
>>77812400
See
>chapmeme
Time to put him on waivers.
Chapman is such garbage.
please someone take him well give you a prospect just someone take him
God I hate this nigger
I fucking hate Chapman so much
god what an awful signing
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305
HE DINDU NUFFIN
Chapman needs to be shot
Chapman throws 102 mph. Remember that. Hitters just getting lucky. Think long term. Don't be results oriented.
I always knew they should have kept Miller
The Yankees will lose an entirely winnable game on the same day the Red Sox got blown out.
>>77812478
Flaherty suggest he's tipping his pitches
you know whats fucked? I am wishing we had rafael soriano again (if he was young). that can't be good
>>77812480
>>77812480
Definitely would've been better to get him back, it seems like teams figured Chapman out
>>77812487
He only throws fastballs, of course everyone knows what he's about to throw
Time to show them a real closer Diaz cmon I believe
>>77812469
Your favorite edwalk diaz on to close, though.
>>77812515
>4.27 FIP
What a great closer you've got there
>>77812515
Its doesn't take much to be a real closer compared to Chapmeme.
close this out smoothly, diaz
pls diaz
don't let me down, sugar
He's safe
GG
MARINERS WIN
gg
Boo Seattle. Ruining sports since 2014
I needed to believe we could BTFO New York
Thanks, chapmeme
SUGAR SUGAR
gg yankees
I just got back home after a long day, listened to the end of the game on radio
I love the M's