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Old thread >>77746638

2nd for fuck my pussy with a rake mom

shit OP by an ATP babby

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>>77804234
>>77804299

Looking forward to Federer destroying Tiafoe desu because he celebrated his victory against Zverev too hard

>no possible Fedal final
gay

>>77804398
You just jinxed him now his roids are going to wear off and he'll turn into Backerer

>>77804426
Literally murrays fault

>>77804450
It's even worse as he will probably get triggered by that gong again

>>77804450
It's going to be a literal who from his side of the draw

>>77804398
They've already played in Miami. Tiafoe gave a semi tough test there but of course this is a bo5 slam match.
What's wrong with the kid celebrating his first top 10 win?

Dimemetrov is winning and there's no amount of plasma injections that can stop him

>>77804518
>What's wrong with the kid celebrating his first top 10 win?
Zverev was literally dead and didn't move. Yes, yes, well done Tiafoe, well done Tiafoe. However!

>>77804560
>Zverev was literally dead and didn't move
So was Roiderer when Zverev beat at the Rogers Cup was he not supposed to celebrate that either?

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>tfw a literally who will win the burgerb owl

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>>77804613
>don't dislike the player I like

>>77804684
I don't like Tiafoe he has terrible endurance but nice damage control

>>77804426
There won't be a Fedal semifinal either.

>>77804815
nadal will duck him for the millionth time at the uso

>the german OP autist is gone and not coming back
What went wrong?

>>77804959
Im still here. Just playing the Witcher series and not giving a fuck.

>a 36 year old is the pre-tournament favourite to win a slam
what the fuck is even that generation of tennis

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When will they start to dominate tennis?

>>77805106
>button up suit while sitting
>button up both buttons on a suit

they have yet much to learn from their stylish as fuck dad

Punctuation is very important imagine what speech and language would be like without it it's very likely that things would be much more confusing I think that without it it would be much more difficult to understand things and I am grateful for it thank you for reading and we hope you have had a good day ta

>>77805168
I unironically never use punctuation while posting 4cuck and I literally don't care if it's a run-on sentence

>>77805194
This isn't true I've read your sentences before and I at least give a break hitting return on the keyboard like
this and I consider that punctuation kind of but now that I think about it I knew your posts were unique and I think the lack of punctuation is y

>>77805211
I don't really hit return doe it's usually just one long run-on sentence and sometimes there are words missing that you have to fill in like madlibs

>>77805249
LOVE madlibs and I don't mean mad liberals lmao

>>77805106
Lad on the left is already trying to score 1/4 of Fed's fortune

What the bloody hell am I reading here?

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-40979072

>>77805305
yes

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masha has such an easy draw, she unironically is going to with the uso..

>>77805305
>Indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet

this new uzi joint is dope.. 'how to talk' is such a hit

>Thiccbulkova

>>77805106
>panty flash on the loli in the middle
>you just know at the couple on the left

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>>77805515
>thicc
>when only being 1,6

>>77805408
was there ever any other option?

>>77805006
end times my man

>>77805480
thought it was hit and miss, some bangers but some really flat tracks as well

>>77805651
did you even watch the game basement?

>mfw i'm in New York for USO pen quarters but don't have time to go watch them

>>77806053
Oh hey, it's Denmark
Aren't you guys still getting invaded by Nazis?

>>77806266
How is New York, Mr. Tourist

>>77807775
i will let you know when im there

Alright, 8 people most likely to win men's singles this year, GO

How big is ebams dick? Last 2 digits decide

lmao this has got to be a first

a player complaining his opponent isn't taking long enough between points

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OUR YEAR LA

>>77809743
>implying she'll get past the 3rd round

>>77809783
*1st

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>>77809743
yes it is bro

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go large on Struff lads
RBA is at the point where going any further at WS will be counter to his USO pen push

>>77809743
*loses to halepeño*

Roberto is playing so damn good. Basically eating Struff's 2nd serves for breakfast.

+++++++ACHTUNG++++++

http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketUsOpenATP/benis/default.aspx.
BRACKET CONTEST
http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketUsOpenATP/benis/default.aspx.
BRACKET CONTEST

>>77811393
>no wimmins

>>77811735
Muguwinslol

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>post yfw sharapova gets BTFO by Halep

niggers post you're bracket name here so we can get flags with entries

>>77812082
You can add flags there?

>>77812097
es posible que pueda

No homo but Dimitrov can make my asshole speak Spanish

>>77812247
r u girl???

what a freaking fucking match point goddamit

VAMOS ROBERTO

Roberto just looks so focused and determined to win this title. Would be pretty surprised if he doesnt steamroll Dzumhur tomorrow.

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>>77804107
>Millman vs Kyrgios
NO, NOT AGAIN, WHY DOES THE MILKMAN ALWAYS GET THE WORST R1 DRAWS?! IT'S NOT FAIR!

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>>77812380

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Lads just got an Android phone. Which apps should I download?
t former iPhone user

>>77813149
>Android
For what purpose?

>>77813182
p cheap for the quality
also iphone 5s was getting unreliable af

>>77813196
>p cheap for the quality
I was thinking about this or going back to a flip phone. Thanks blog

This hurricane was overhyped

>>77813149
Nothing tbhfam, also which phone? Maybe some office shit but maybe your phone has it anyways

>>77814249
Hurricane Kyrgios?

the state of the mens tour is a joke

>>77820344
Not really

dunno where i should be asking this but does anyone have any recommendations for shoes for playing tennis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFAqBO50J8E

>>77814249
Should have been in NY then Murray might win it again.

>>77822904
>people pay to go and watch him practice
why?

>>77823304
>le classy tennis man
Bored plastics with lots of money

>>77822387
Stan smith

>>77822387
Asics are good tennis shoes but they can be pricey also the the sole tends to rip if you slide too much

This "boxing" shit is getting out of hand. At least tennis admits when it's just an exhibition match.

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masha has no reason to lose uso.

>>77823851
>hola
Good goym

>>77823937
nigga i used that for sochi 2014 and havent used it since.

>>77823961
Well then remove it. Paedophiles could use your IP to jerk off.

tennis twitter is so fuckin lame. the stans on there are so cringe... i cant believe there are people who actually think halep will get to the semis or final....even if she does make it out of R1(which she wont), she will not make it past QF.. and im being generous. when will the halep meme end?

when dose uso pen start

>>77824428
monday

>>77824539
why so much hype hear then

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Don't forget that Sexlana will be #1 at the end of the year.

source: some guy onmtwitter told me so

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>>77824807
because uso starts monday, also what hype?

>>77823961
>tfw you stopped posting here after sochi then came back
Feels weird man

>>77825209
same here actually, for the most part at least. im into the nfl and i follow it alot but i cant stand the nfl general. id post in the occasional tennis thread but now that we have a general this is p much the only place on sp i post

>ostapenko doesnt reply to my dms

how does based michael do it?

>>77825327
>implying she's replied to him ever since winning the RG

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>>77825327
you must be handsome
>>77825446
ofc she has

I honestly can't stand why someone would have kids

>>77829471
stand or understand

>>77829471
to preserve the white race, of course

>>77829471
Please end your life. It's obviously pointless.

Dareya watch another shit awful WTA finals?

Got 2nd round tickets. First time attending a slam, wish me luck bois.

>>77829780
have fun. get some juicy pics

>>77829794
thx m8. went for the final qualifying round yesterday. got to see fed and rafa practice a bit and some world ~#100s play real close up - all for free. highly recommend.

SCAM pulls out of US Open
>Messes up the draw. Nothing personal

>>77829863
>not watching wta qualies
wew

>>77829910
>have ezpz draw
>pull out anyway
Is this the weak era people like to talk about?

>>77829910
>male feminists
Not even once. This is Raonic tier

>>77830064
At least Raonic pulled out before the draw this time.

>Will now be a reshuffle. 5th seed Cilic moves into Murray's slot. 17th seed Querrey moves into Cilic's slot. Kohlschreiber into Querrey's.

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is this handshake/high-five autism ?

>>77830490
She's just stroking his fingers because she wants that blackman's D

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>pull out of uso pen after the draw so fedal is in same half
>SCAM

>>77829471
I can't understand why someone would have kids with me.

>>77830490

"""she""" has hairier arms than """he""".

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>>77830547

Murrie should've done what Djokoshit and Stan did

>fed and nadal are now officially 1 & 2

>SCAM
Time to adjust my picks in the USO pool, then.

FUCK. IWISH GOATFERER TO END UP AS #1......

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>>77831396
Yeah Ferrer deserves it over SCAM and Roidal

Fucking hell Murray, for what purpose?

>some Cilic tier faggot will probably get to the final and best a half ded Fed or Nadal.

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>tfw Gavrilova - Cibulkova final

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>>77831717
she's making some pretty lewd noises while playing

>finally has the chance to get some more slams since pas y amor happened
>gets hip Aids
Why is Murray so pathetic?

>>77831909
How did his hip AIDS got diagnosed? Did he drop his pants in front of his mother-in-law again?

>>77831878
hahahahah look at little midget ass cibulkova run !!

>>77831942
She tries so damn hard to move those tiny stubby legs. lmao

>>77825648
>I don't have time
Holy fuck, how deluded must you be.

>>77809717
Go back to prepping for the final Damir

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>>77831396
You misspelled Tsonga

>Letting a slavshit into a full country and she can't even produce for you

kek

>get to world number one
>spend the next year hobbled and unable to play at your best
Christ

Poor Raonic this would've been his only time to shine

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Do you think she was happy about that win?

>>77811393
Are you going to change the draw there?

>>77833425
Thank fuck. So tired of people winning and doing le collapse on the court shit.

Dzumhurs wife literally looks like a call girl bimbo

>>77833426
Would you rather I just make a new one?

>>77833836
Do they most recent ones have an updated MD?

Number of Grand Slams won by players in top half:
36

Number of Grand Slams won by players in bottom half:
1

FUCK ANDY MURRAY AND FUCK BRITISH PEOPLE

>>77833866
If they don't I can manually update it. If I update the one already created there will just be some pipo who don't upd8 making it gayer

Since both Wawrinka and Djockovic are out for the rest of the year SAM "FOOKIN" QUERRY is currently the last qualifier for the WTFs

Just imagine the most elite of elite circle of tennisbeing infested by such a living manifestation of boredom as Sam Querry. Berdych and Goffin can easily pass him, but even then it's like that at least one out of Federer, Murray, Nadal or CIlic drop out of the WTF due to injury or something.

I used to anticipate the weak era, but now that it is here I am dreading it ;_;
>>77833694
Dzuhmur is supposedly an asshole on court sometimes

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>you will never drink a pint of her sweat

>>77833868
He literally just drops out like 10 hours after the draw is done, what an absolute cunt.

Goffin would have been seeded nr 8. free ride to quarters and 360 points, but now he is playing fucking Dimitrov in R4 and Monfeels in R3, god damn bullshit

>>77834033
I shake my head at all these gambler idiots who insult tennis players on instagram after they lose because they lost money by betting on them. But withdrawing from a tournament 10 hours after the draw as the second seed deserves all kinds of abuse on social media.

>>77834126
If he had played the first game and retired injured then he'd have gotten even more abuse for taking the spot from someone else fit enough to play.

I guess Murray at least is in the financial position where he can not play a tournament and not worry about the lack of a payday

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kek @ cibulkova. She should finally realize that she's too small and just quit tennis.

>>77834001
literallly zero curves. also that chubby body. She looks totally out of shape.

>>77833868
>Number of Grand Slams won by players in top half:
>36
I can only count 35 (19+15+1)

>>77834308
The cunt hasn't played since Wimbledon and should never have entered the USO. Fucking cunt robbed us of a fedal final

>It's another "British cunt ruins the day" episode

Do you think pro 10isers are all going to be watching McMayweathor?

>>77833917
So make another one, then. And shouldn't it have an acces code, like thee Wimbledon one?

>>77823771
Thank god filters exist on this board.

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alri lads
http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketUsOpenATP/bigbenis/default.aspx
http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketUsOpenATP/bigbenis/default.aspx
http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketUsOpenATP/bigbenis/default.aspx

new contest

password: drumpf

pls dont be gay cunt and post here what your bracket is

>>77836130
Where the double you tee ayy bracket at?

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>>77836130
also is everyone with the following scoring:
1st round correct: 5 pts
2nd: 10 pts
3rd. 20
4th 30
and so on..
>>77836315
feel free 2 make it la

>Nadal supported an experimental change used in qualifying to allow coaching, but drew the line at a 25-second shot clock.

>“Depends on what the fans want. If the fans want short points and players playing without thinking, only going for the shots, maybe is good,” Nadal said.

>“If you want to have matches like the three finals I played here with Novak, the kind of match the crowd is more involved because the points are so long, well, you cannot expect play 50 shots’ rally and in 25 seconds be ready to play the next point.

>“I think that’s not possible for a great show. But if you don’t want a great show, of course it’s a great improvement.”
Please make shot clocks happen

>>77836953
t. doesn't want a great show

>>77837219
Seeing a man pick his ass for 20 minutes isn't a great show

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Guess my average annual income by my watch

>>77838059
40$k burger king store manager

>>77838126
WAY less

>>77838059
you have cute little wrists

>>77838059
I'm guessing about 20k judging by the fact that you can't read a clock without all the numbers

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>>77838272

>le withdraw at the 11th hour man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMdWoa6EJ4g

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shes gotta ring lads

>>77838988
I still don't know why he doesn't just take the rest of the season off like Djokovic

>>77840980
sabelenka is hotter

A shitstorm is upon us, guys.

RIP this general

>>77841800
And all because of a scripted fight.

>>77838988
Fucking cunt. Why the heck couldn't he have just withdrawn before the draw

>>77839059
>tfw no leggy tennis gf/fiance/wife/etc
Why live?

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the future goat everybody

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she's hott too bad she burns coal

>>77834033
>Goffin would have been seeded nr 8. free ride to quarters and 360 points

I wouldnt be so sure about that. Goffin has been playing pretty badly since his return from injury. His speedy gonzales footwork is merely a shadow of it's former self and without it he is barely a top50 player.

>>77842823
Is that Lil Debbie?

>>77843976
it's lil fanny

>>77841190
>>77841190
>>77841190

>>77844505
pure delusion, id allow it if you said dodin

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pharrell is living it up.. collabing with artists like lil uzi and designing shit for adidas and chilling with kerbe and others. such is life

wtf i hate kerber now

this shit hype rip ten

We need more Mugu.

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>>77853862