No Catalans allowed edition
Starts in 15 minutes
Who lifelong here??
PSG line up
I'm watching Real Sociedade vs Villa real, but I'll watch this one during halftime
>Pastore starting
dis gon be gud.
>>77804047
Me.
Was a regular at the stadium from 2007 to 2010 before Qatar even knew PSG existed.
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_rkD1wBAw
PSG has signed Stephen Curry.
He will be introcued at the kick off
>stream
http://sportsmaza.com/psg-live-stream/
I'm here for Nerman.
>>77804103
>2007
what a shit year to start supporting PSG
>Pauleta's last years
>rothen failing.
>plots named Fabrice pancarte and clément fantome
>worrying everytime if paris is gonna be downgraded to ligue 2
>november crisis.
wew
Pág has big names everywhere, except central defenders and GK, are they good?
This is the new PSG Anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpJX8y2iUJg
>>>77803387
this thread is so good man
>>77804151
>except central defenders
Marquinos and Kimpembe are great
>>77804151
GK has been playing in the national team for a bit and is taken to play against netherlands in WC qualifications.
>>77804151
better than Silva.
>>77804147
But there was a god tier atmosphere and no bang wagoners
for non frogs itt take a look a Diony, ASSE striker, he's future overpriced pacey nigger for premiere league
>>77804069
>poonier
Is Draxler a backup now?
>>77804281
Pretty much, I'm surprised he wasn't sold to balance books a little.
>Di Maria
>>77804301
take back di maria plizz
>>77804218
>mfw 3/4 full parc had a better ambiance than what we have now.
thanks leproux
>>77804069
having a small circular area, in particular the ring of pigmented skin surrounding a nipple for a gk
i hope they lose
>>77804069
>cumposition
>>77804257
Meunier is good macaco
Why is ASSE so cute and adorable?
>Cavani
What was that?
The state of Cavani
>>77804357
>belgiam football experts
Kurzawa has the brain of a U15 player
i want to have sex
>cavashit
>>77804393
He could sing like a U2
>>77804393
really ?
>>77804047
I wish PSG makes me ever cry again
Any reason why SIlva and Alves are on the bench?
>Nerman
RABIOTE !
Neymar got BTFO kek
>>77804325
No, we've already fell for the Di Maria meme, sell him to the Germans or Italians
I will watch your game now, I want to see my brother Neymar shine
>>77804454
They were shit last game
>>77804468
did you share monkey soup durin your youngness ?
I will watch your game now, I want to see my brother Neymar shine
>>77804454
Alves is old he cant do 60 games a season
I literally didn't notice Di Maria was on the pitch
It's "Jay"
I will watch your game now, I want to see my brother Neymar shine
I will watch your game now, I want to see my brother Neymar shine
St Etienne bus is well parked, GG Oscar
>>77804497
No, most brazilians are normal people, they eat feijoada and bitoque
Refball
Seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarBP5FOI6Y
GAME LIVE. WITH A NICE COMMENATRY
what a shit dive
Fair penalty desu
It was a foul, but Maybe outside the área?
Oh look P$G is favorized by the ref once again
>>77804557
>HUE HUE HUE
absolument dégueulasse
>>77804525
speak for yourself
>>77804557
quero ouvir Zé ruela conversando não
For fuck's sake
So this is the power of Paris Saint German.
Is Cavani being dropped when Mbappe arrives ?
>>77804579
You are being very unpolite
When does Mbappe join PSG?
ERA PENAL
Ediveson
>>77804599
deal done before internationals fixtures
>>77804597
Why would he be? Mbappe will play on right until Cavani get too old or leave.
>>77804583
Is that monkey with chocolate ice cream?
>>77804557
>THIS CHAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKK
>Clément Tapin
is this the perro caca customer thread?
>France doesn't use VAR
Paysans.
i was in paris in a restaurant and i asked if the waiter speaks english he said ''yes'' and then i stard talking in english and he was upset and talking in french
HE ACTUALLY SAVED IT!!
Why are there so many niggers in France?
>I don't rate Areola
>ASSE
>>77804652
who does ?
>>77804656
com um inglês bosta desses eu também ficaria com raiva
>>77804577
except in th CL
>>77804656
I was in rio and found out all brazilians are monkeys
Reminder Saint Etienne is the club with most French league titles
>>77804668
because Africa is our rightful clay
>>77804673
w-we do
>>77804691
Indeed, sadly they got cucked by bayern in the cl
>>77804691
it was the only relevant club in France for decades
>>77804673
Jupiler Pro League, Bundes, Serie A etc.
>>77804676
Kek.
How's the game been? Has Neymar done anything? Need to know if I can spam flop thanks
>>77804706
what went wrong?
>>77804706
with the most customers
Based Aulas turned life into constant humiliation for saint etienne fans
>>77804693
>flyin man on overboard
>var
why poortugal is so thecnologycaly advanced ?
remi gaillard
>>77804723
the honeymoon period is over. he's shit now
>>77804371
wew lad
St Etienne is playing way better than PSG
>>77804724
lack of money i guess, and heavy depression after european cup finals lost
>>77804730
how else can we can convince people to watch our league?
>>77804723
he is a flop
supporters are booing him
i want to fuck alessandra negrini ;P
>>77804673
Germany does
USA does
>>77804764
wait
what the fuck is this
>>77804745
>>77804766
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA 200 MILLION FOR A TWO TRICK FLOP
CAN'T EVEN ANNIHILATE ASSE
>>77804768
old and busted
WHERE IS FABINHO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PSG looks like THIS???????!?????
i want to fuck this bitch
>thread is full of BRs
really makes you think
>>77804781
someone post webm
HE DEAD
>>77804768
Ninguém aqui está interessado nisso, precto underage punheteiro.
>222m for the not so bald yet gervinho
lmao
@77804789
no
nerman seal dribble hat trick and 4th after putting the ball up his shirt and pretending to be pregnant incoming.
BULLIED
I wish I was Brazilian so bad :(
PSG defense is slow and shit, they won't go far in CL with it.
cavani is the goat at diving desu
>>77804802
well the team is full of macacos
i wonder how many fake PSG shirts are being sold in HUEland
>>77804805
>>77804832
is she a he (male)
>>77804829
>>77804784
>this jealous
Cavani has made more dives than times he has touched the ball
>>77804842
We accept you Honorary Macaco
as gajas do porto sao mais gira do que euuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>77804842
nigga just like, come to Brazil already
we are giving asylum to haitians, fucking haitians
we gonna get raped by bayern desu
>>77804861
just memeing la, Nerman is a good lad and the only reason I'm watching
>>77804842
I wish i could fuck some portuguese girls so bad :(
Something about them makes me hard.
>>77804857
this sport is really dumb
>>77804857
thats not the batman webm anon
>my captchas are in portuguese
filho da puta
>>77804882
I'm afraid he'll get a paris syndrome la
>>77804880
please come to Brazil
>>77804890
>>77804895
well its fun sometimes
>>77804842
e eu quero morar em lisboa, cidade pika demais. vamo trocar negao?
>>77804881
nah, bayern are not the same team from 5 years ago
>>77804890
pleb, if you like sport, you like us football
>>77804889
I'm not a girl though.
I'm a big boy
>>77804917
we just can't handle high pressure and when it goes too fast
>>77804924
i like US foosball but sometimes its really dumb
>>77804889
they're like princesses.
they really are.
Paris is getting bodied, too bad they had to get their mandatory penalty
>>77804842
You're in a better position than us , the Portuguese passport is based as fuck, you can enter literally enter in any country with it effortlessly
>>77804943
post a qt alternative portuguese girl then
is that a asse player called "mynigga'?
>>77804962
Yup
>pastore
>>77804931
So what faggot. Im not talking about you.
You think im dumb enough to think girls browse 4chan?
>>77804943
With qt bigodes.
pastore means pastor in argentine?
where is draxler?
PSG's midfield is getting overran due to Pastore's lack of effort, Rabiot and even old man Motta are having to run on his' stead (well, in Motta's case more like "jog").
Brilliant player but too lazy, I wouldn't want him on my team.
>>77805010
fucking her THICC gf at home
Dreadfull game
bring tolouse back
>>77805010
Heating the bench
>>77805014
oddly shopped
>>77805014
Behind the striker or as a true 10 is his real position. Sadly for him it doesn't exist in football anymore.
off topic
>be jean michael Seri
>be fan of barca
>barca wants to boy you
>happy.jpeg
>deal is about to be signed, you tell your teammates good bye
>your club ask for more money
>barca says fuck it we won't buy him anymore
JUST
PSG's midfielders are atrocious. Rabiot at least have potential. Motta is past it and Pastore is Jupiler League tier
This Pastore guy is a shit player, he is killing the PSV offense, Neymar is also not playing well today.
>>77805034
you missed
>acknowledged by Xavi
>>77805036
We need Fabinho desu I hope monaco won't cuck us
half time UMA time
post your UMAs
>half-time interviews
just came back from the restaurant. are >we shit or ASSE is good?
>>77805067
what did u eat
>>77805034
apparently barcelona are still 'negotiating' with nice. They'll probably sign him if they offload some midfielders
Pastore and Shit Maria are really ruining this game desu,
>>77805066
>French people
>"PenaltySG"
>having hard time for humuliating StEtienne
>>77805072
UMA
Rip Rich Piana
>>77805077
i can't wait til PSG sell those two
>>77805078
What's wrong la? only lasts 30 sec
>>77805072
>>77805090
Chez Hope Solo
>>77805077
cheeky barca wants to buy di maria for 30 millions jej
>>77805097
Who should PSG replace them with?
>>77805121
DON'T
>>77805121
POST
just bought some baklavas from a girl with a hijab in the subway today :-)
>>77805121
this is a COMFY thread, it says in the title.
please don't.
Where would Saint Etienne finish in the Championship? About 19th?
>>77805121
DO NOT POST IT
>>77805129
damn, I have a fetish for brown girls and it's wrong
>>77805121
DO IT
>>77805121
ROAST
>>77805053
>>77805121
post it, i wanna fap
>>77805160
>this falg
>this opinion
like clockwork
>>77805121
Pls post her roastie, I want to fap
>>77805150
They'd win the PL by christmas
>>77805147
Football #Respect ● Beautiful Moments ● #SayNo to Racism || #Respect From USA
>>77805121
what is this? i'm out of the loop
>>77805176
id be friends with the canadian
>>77805176
not my fault senpai, I have ginger skin, and the whole family got skin cancer at least once, my instinct tells me my kid must escape the skin cancer cycle
>>77805190
>"Hope Solo nudes" on google.
>>77805176
denmark pls be gf
>>77805190
predator 3
>>77805175
>>77805178
> seconds post difference
> /SP wive mind
>>77805190
you don't want to see it, man
>>77805216
>not choosing thicc polska
pleb
>>77805190
People make disrespectful comments about this lady's labia minora. Appalling behaviour.
>>77805176
russian CHAD fucking denmark and finland bitch
>>77805176
russian guy seems the most normal, I would hang out with him, fuck the rest.
What is he?
the pitch look like shit, did we sell the gardener for the FFP?
With BT Sport's coverage you'd think you're just watching Neymar's Be a Pro mode
>>77805121
DON'T MAKE ME DO IT, ANON!
>>77805243
His name is Yakub.
>>77805261
Joe Hart?
>>77805257
does it include your dad using you as a coin to have orgies with european sluts
So, Draxler will never play again?
gonna eat some cup noodles lads
>>77804069
>only 5 of the players are black
What the fuck is this nazi shit? Where are all the french m'tumbos?
>you will never witness a ligue 1 match needing more than 1 thread on /sp/
>>77805208
move north
>>77805311
PSG - Monaco, maybe?
Dem overreactions
How can he slap
>>77805311
Sooner or later you'll have a terrorist attack during the game so you'll have multiple threads here and on /pol/.
based maroquinhos
APOLOGIZE
Poor little white Nerman surrounded by all those blacks
>>77805016
Didn't he drop his highschool sweetheart for some insta hoe?
NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR
>>77805342
based polska
Fuck PSG and fuck qatar people
NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN
>>77805351
Sorry for turning on this shit match
>you'll never support a club so plastic it has to play music after a goal is scored
who are those jews the camera keeps cutting to?
Steph Curry watching the game?
There is Steph Curry in the stadium
INB4 4 goals in the last 15 minutes again
shit its stephen curry
NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN
NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN
Curry what the fuck?
>>77803970
Feeling a bit bad from Draxler, desu
>>77805377
Well, the other team is ASSE
zzz...
my boi steph
>cavani
well then
OLE, OLE, OLE, OLA
NEYMAR, NEYMAR
OLE, OLE, OLE, OLA
NEYMAR, NEYMAR
OLE, OLE, OLE, OLA
NEYMAR, NEYMAR
OLE, OLE, OLE, OLA
NEYMAR, NEYMAR
OLE, OLE, OLE, OLA
NEYMAR, NEYMAR
OLE, OLE, OLE, OLA
NEYMAR, NEYMAR
>>77805431
Yeah was a very easy touch...
>cavashit
>>77805296
>>77805307
Cup noodle special Brazilian edition : flavor macaco meat
>>77805409
he was prolly outshining nerman during training and had to be benched to please new "star"
>>77805379
you'll be able to call us plastic when we will stop plastic thta phil collins instru at the beginning of the matches
>>77805441
Lewan or Suarez would have done better, even Lukaku
>>77805452
>outshining nerman during training
>draxlel
hahahahahaha
No, they wouldn't.
This episode is fun and all but how come they keep playing it on repeat?
how's my boy cavani doing lads
lads just checked my grades, 9.6 in fisiology
feels good brehs
>>77805483
have you ever watched their games? Lewan and Suarez have the best first touch on the world, and on the other side, you have >cavani.
>cavani
shit I missed nerman score
What's on her phone lads?
>>77805523
Messi has the best first-touch in the world. 2nd place until last season was Totti
Suárez isn't even close, he sometimes manages some incredible controls but more often than not miscontrols some incredibly easy passes. And he's out of form since jan/2017
>amerilards
>>77805539
candy crush, what else
>>77805535
He didn't, just crossed in the FK that led to the goal
>>77805539
Me on the background btw
>>77805497
as always other than dive and ear penal
>>77805483
>>77805441
look at it yourself
>>77805549
I'm talking about center forward you retard
damn
turpin is a cunt
>Rabiotte
lel
>>77805632
You didn't bribe him enough for the whole package
You need to learn from the best
>cavashit
WTF
MBAPPE COME SAVE US
Kimpembe and Marquinhos are GOAT
>>77805539
shitposting on /sp/
>>77805669
>MBRAPP not there to fuck ASSe
sad
lmao
lmao cavani
>>77805660
turpin makes many mistakes, he's aware of them so he wants to balance things out by not calling obvious fouls anymore to make it "fair"
classic cavani
>CAVANI
Cavani has good facial features, doesn't he?
would fuck
Fucking Hollande junior with a qt
>>77805717
cheekbones a bit too prominent desu la
ah, more classic cavani
>>77805718
Meanwhile Hollande sr is fucking al khelelifi
Cavani what the fuck
i guess we have some material to update classic cavani webm
C L A S S I C
>Classic Cavani (again)
>cavani
cavani ffs what the fuck was that?
CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI
i almost died
jesus fucking christ
>I don't rate Areola
BASED CAVANI
how did he miss that?
oh, got it. cavani.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CAVANI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Cavani
HAHAHAHAH SELL THEM ALL
SELL THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>77805755
You guys obsession with Cavani is terrible. He's the best scorer of the last CL after Ronaldo and Messi. Give him a break.
>Di merde
>be nerman
>go from messi and suarez
>to cagani and dimierdia
lmao
>DI MARIA
>Di Maria
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>77805783
because he has many occassions, gotta dmit he had good instinct but poor cold blood and technic, mbappé if he comes to PSG will put cavani on suicide watch
>>77805797
kek
>>77805797
>Be Neymar
>Goes from Rakitic and Andre Gomes
>To Verratti and Rabiot
Neymar must be wondering
>what have I done, I left Messi to play with THIS CUNT
This single DiMaria miss was worse than all the Classic_Cavanis.webm so far
EMERY PUT FUCKING DRAXLER ON THE PITCH YOU FAGGOT !
>PSG in charge of scoring
also
>this fucking captcha
Di maria doesn't have that energy anymore. without it he's worthless
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Shit maria
>>77805797
>>77805797
Kek. Español és puro lulz.
>>77805801
But it's not even true. His ratio goal/opportunity is perfectly fine. His technic for a 9 is also fine.
>>77805797
>cagani
>dimierdia
Kek'd loudly
>>77805831
maybe, but when he fails, it always look like a pure fuck up
>>77805797
>cagani
top hue
No Draxler. He'll leave.
Coome on PSG! I need one more goal out of you so i can win $70
>>77805917
he's playin
>>77805929
>betting on ligue un
>>77805933
I just saw him.
>We don't see him. He'll leave.
>>77805929
alri
is /spee/ ever right?
>>77805929
delivered
dat goal tho'
>>77805929
Well, there you go
Was that Hollande?
Why are you guys not greentexting him anymore?
nermanp couldn't score..
>tfw cavanul cucks neymar out of his ballon d'or
>all this fuss about neymar doing flicks
>no actual end product
>draxler comes on
>immediate assist
makes you think
have some apologizing to do /sp/?
now THAT'S Classic Cavani
>Scores tap in
>Falls down
>>>CAVANI
>>77806010
yes, his son wit glasses was above also
lmao that old dude with his asian bitch
also that neymar pass
>that unnecessary flick
Clearly trying to make us forget how shit he's been in today's game
>>77806011
>tap in merchant
>>77806021
that was meunier
>>77806021
Wasn't Nerman the one who passed it to Draxler
Pass was equally nice as assist
>>77806024
how much indian blood do you think he has?
>>77806037
no it wasnt
>>77806034
Sure. Don't try to wonder why he was all alone in front of the goal. You might start understanding football, don't do that.
>>77806049
reckon it's time to buy some glasses
NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN
>>77806046
30%
>>77806049
It was Aurier ma gueule
>>77806046
If Argentina is any indication...
>>77806049
You're retarded.
>>77806057
Cause he's playing against farmers?
I rate Cavani
Rate Nerman out of 10
i give him a generous 6
>>77806046
its hard to tell
if you look at his facial features i'd say a lot, but in the other hand all indians are less than 1.50m tall, and he's 1.85m so i don't know
>>77806057
cavani is one of the best strikers in the world, his off the ball movement is second only to Ronaldo. we all know he is good.
his finishing is not world class though.
>>77806084
>>77806084
>I rate Cavani
>>77806091
>his finishing is not world class though.
Stats are telling another story tho. You should look it up.
LET'S END THE MATCH IN STYLE LADS
>>77804069
their entire defense is made of whos
based antero henrique
>>77806087
9.3 Best New Sign
Probably rate it a 10 in retrospect of his career depending on how well he does in the future
>>77806109
the madman
>>77806087
7.0
Gave the pass to Cavani penalty
Cross to Marquinhos, who got the assist to Motta
Pass to Draxler who assisted Cavani
Not great, but was still involved in every single goal
>>77806091
Someone post that pic about Cazvani's finish rate, so we can end that meme
>>77806108
yeah and you should've watch some matches. stats are shit when you really look at his performance. He should've scored 60+ goals per season in PSG but he did not. that tells you something.
>>77806108
Stats in Ligue '
>>77806127
>yeah and you should've watch some matches
> mfw an American claims watching Ligue 1
>>77806157
what if he does
>>77806112
do you guys attribute the signing of neymar to him?
>>77806029
They miss the feeling of a winning
>>77806169
Well he clearly does not, since he's going for the "Cavani can't score" meme.
>>77806178
No I attribute it to qatar.
he's a big worker at least compared to the meme kluivert
>>77806187
I want to live in that gif
>>77806109
ROASTED
>>77803970
> no catalans allowed.
Dude why :(
>>77806189
I didn't say he can't score, but he should've scored more. Dude has the worst first touch I've ever seen on a "world class" center forward. yeah he scored two goals today, but he should've score four since he's in PSG and playing in >ligue un. Hey if he didn't miss those clear chances last year in CL, then Arsenal wouldn't get first in group and you guys will miss Barca, then there will be no 6-1. however if that's not the case Neymar will not be here as well. guess it worked out fine. Thanks Cavani.
Odds on Poop going to PSG next season
>>77806255
I'd say it's pretty high since Emily has no clue what he is doing.
>>77806127
>>77806132
>>77804218
and >you still had petit sarkozy
and we still had the "dictators" enforcing some peace on north africa
consequently, we still had some peace in europe
>>77806274
>muh stats
cavani is that kinda forward that you think he's really good on stats but realize he's pure shit while watching him play.
also
>higuain
>aguero
>falcao
get those shit outta here
>>77806274
>Comparing a tap in/penalty merchant that plays against literal farmers to demigods like Tsuuu and Messi
Not my fault you are too dumb to understand anything. If you have been watching Cavani play and still believe he isn't an incredibly efficient scorer you are just lost for good.
What i'm showing to you are the stats of every single player in the CL last year. Not only scored more than most but also had a better ratio goal/opportunity.
>>77806330
Positioning is a skill you faggot
>>77806374
I think you might be blind. go see a doctor m8.
>>77806374
>Not my fault you are too dumb to understand anything
>>77806387
yeah with no first touch and terrible finishing. truly world top 5 forward.
>>77806374
Didn't he also lead europe in chance conversion rate last year?
>>77806408
>>77806251
Stop watching meme webms about his misses and actually watch some games and you'll understand.
When Cavani misses, he's doing it with glory, so it sticks. But at the end of the game, he still have scored one or two goals. You literally just saw a perfect exemple of this today.
But exepecting a 100% conversion rate for somoeone who is already above Messi, Ronaldo, Lewandowski, Kane, Sanchez, Higuain, Suarez, Costa, Ibra... (CL included) Its just ridiculous.
I think Cavani suffers from being a really shit footballer but is a brilliant athlete
>>77806464
ok I didn't expect him to convert 100% chances, but ffs at least become a professional footballer. His fuck ups are laughable even in EPL level.
>>77806498
he's too intelligent for football
>>77806544
You have been webm brainwashed by 4chan. That's all. You can make the same vid with Suarez or Lewandowski or any striker.
>>77806574
says the blind Belgian
>>77806554
Nah I don't think he's a smart footballer either